Ace Swavy Marathon

>It was a typical Saturday night with an atypical theme
>that theme was an all night Ace Swavy marathon and Lincoln wasn't going to miss it.
>He finally convinced his sisters to let him have the TV, just for tonight at least.
>Lincoln prepared some popcorn, grabbed a two liter bottle of Shasta, and an empty bottle of Shasta for some reason.
>He jumped on the couch, grabbed the remote, and tuned to the right channel.
>The marathon started with the Ace Swavy TV show from the 60s starring James East.
>Lincoln was so engrossed in the show and its campiness that he almost forgot to go to the bathroom, almost.
>Lincoln being "the man with the plan', or so he likes to call himself, grabbed the empty soda bottle and being the little degenerate he is proceeded to piss in it.
>Lincoln couldn't be asked to go upstairs like a normal human bean. He had Ace Swavy to watch.
>But Lincoln is no fool, after he finished his business he closed the bottle and placed it away from his soda. He also made sure to take off the wrapper just in case.
>After the 60s Ace came the 1989 movie staring Keaton Michael.
>Lincoln couldn't help but feel the whiplash between the two Ace's.
>"GEEZ Ace straight murdered that guy!" Lincoln said aloud after watching the costume figure place dynamite on a thug and toss said thug in a dumpster.
>Lincoln took a swig from his Shasta and continued to watch as Ace Swavy and his villain The Jester fought atop a tower
>With a right hook Ace sends the Jester off edge and straight down to his death.
>With a confused face Lincoln asked "I don't remember Ace ever killing anyone. Why did they make him a killer in this one?"
>but overall Lincoln enjoyed the movie, he might like the sequel
>Ace Swavy Comes Back
>Lincoln couldn't focus on the movie so much or he only focused on part of it
>the villainesses
>Kitten
>and her all black, tight, latex outfit, and her ruby red lips.
>Lincoln made sure he was alone every time she was on screen.
>He didn't want to masturbatem at least not yet, so he just let his boner rise against his pants.
>He made sure to remember all her curves, where the latex folds against her legs, how far it goes into her crack, he remember every last detail.
>than the credits rolled.
>he was so entranced by Kitten, Lincoln didn't even notice the movie ended until Ace Swavy and One-Eyed Jack started playing.
>"Wait go back to Kitten I don't want to watch this!" Lincoln said as he looked at Ace Swavy's nipples
>but Lincoln continued to watch as Dr. Frost made ice puns
>"Luan would love this guy" Lincoln thought
>before he tuned out completely he saw her
>Ace Girl
>and thats when he knew, Lincoln liked black leather tights
>he got an erection that rivaled Kitten
>He looked as her the leather hugged her breast and made them look bigger
>He stared at her boots that go to her thighs
>He was disappointed that she didn't have nipples unlike her male counterparts.
>Lincoln soaked in everything about her
>and just like before the little pervert didn't notice the movie had ended and another began
>this time Ace Swavy Begins
>"Dang it" is all Lincoln said as he grabbed some popcorn
>"Is this an origin movie?" Lincoln said with a groan
>"Why didn't they play this in the beginning?" he asked
>Lincoln watched as Ace Swavy's parents were murdered
>Ace than went around the world training or something
>Lincoln kind of tuned out and thought about Kitten and Ace Girl making out
>the movie ended and the sequel Card Shark started
>Lincoln couldn't keep his eyes of the screen and not because of a girl this time.
>"Is that the Jester? he so cool!" Lincoln said with a smile as the Jester blew up a school
>"haha Are you upset? I can't wait to ask Clyde that haha" Lincoln said
>before Lincoln can be a meme spouting fuck the movie ended
>Ace had to sacrifice his love interest for a Distract Attorney only for him to become a villain
>which caused the world to turn against Ace himself
>with the final line being "He is our Card Shark"
>"Bravo Lonan" Lincoln screamed and clapped in the empty living room
>Card Shark Returns is what played after the credits
>The movie starts inside train car with 3 men with bags on their heads
>"I'm FBI, I just filed a itinerary with the agency theres my men and 2 of you now which one you wants to talk first?" the man on TV screamed has he held one of the men out a window
>"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun" FBI fired his gun pulled the man to the side
>"He didn't fly so good whos next?"
>"Maybe his wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a train?" said one of the other bagged men
>FBI walked over to the man and took off his bag
>the man had a mask that covered his mouth and looked about half of FBI's height
>"Your a big guy" FBI said
>"For You" the big guy replied
>He than stood up and broke his restrains
>Lincoln was drifting in out from tiredness it is 2 am after all
>after an explosion the movie goes to Gotham
>"Wait its been like ten years since Ace has been around?" Lincoln asked "Did I fall asleep?"
>as the movie goes on Lincoln asks more and more questions
>Like if Vane was in love with Jalia why did he let Ace sleep with her? and How did every single cop in the city end up trapped in the sewers?
>Is this guys name really One-Eyed Jack? How did Ace survive the explosion?
>"Is this really how it ends?" Lincoln angrily said
>"Ace just smiles at Balfred? He doesn't even say hello or anything? Bravo Lonan" Lincoln says sarcastically
>Lincoln than turns off the TV puts away his piss bottle of Shasta in the fridge and goes to his room
>Lincoln turns on his laptop and looks up lewd images of Kitten and Ace girl and girls in black leather
>after 10 minutes Lincoln falls asleep in his own filth
>"LINCOLN MARIE LOUD GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" rang through the house
>everyone in the house woke up from Lori to Lily, everyone knew Lincoln was in trouble when the middle name comes out.
>Lincoln hesitantly walked down stairs, Luan made a joke about dead men walking.
>Lynn Sr. looked furiously at Lincoln
>"Do you have any idea what this is?" Lynn asked as he held up a bottle of yellow liquid with a torn wrapper
>Lincoln turned pale "Y-yes"
>"What is it?" Papa Loud demanded
>"I-Its my pee I didn't want to get up and I accidentally put it away instead of throwing it away I'm so so so sorry" Lincoln cried
>"And I accidentally drank your piss go to your room you're grounded for 4 weeks!" Lynn Sr. screamed
>Lincoln walked towards his room he looked towards the bathroom and saw Lori throwing up
>Leni asked Lori "I don't get it that lemonade was pretty good you thought so to so why are you throwing up?"
>end