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<p>STATS
<br><br><br>Durgh Klein
<br> 30
<br> 169lbs 5'10 ish
<br> Bisexual & Indefinitely Single.
<br> Lavender eyes.
<br>Also known as. Smokey, Cancer, Durghy, Funny Name, Grandpa, Smokestacks, Sticks, Tar-Tongue.
<br> 'Looking' for a job.
<br></p></div>

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<p>HISTORY
<br><br><br> Will this ever get filled out? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
</p></div>

<div id="kissmyass">
<p>FRIENDS
<br><br><br>
<a target="_blank" href="https://roleplay.chat/profile.php?user=Black+Prodigy" target="_blank">BP</a> <br>My dude is p aight.<br>
<a target="_blank" href="https://1.roleplay.chat/profile.php?user=In+Gyi+Yoon" target="_blank">In</a><br>In is mean af, but nice af cause she lets me live with her.
<br><a target="_blank" href="https://roleplay.chat/profile.php?user=Noemi" target="_blank">Noemi</a> <br>She's aight, sometimes she can get a lil fiesty, but other than that she's super chill. I also don't text you anything inappropriate, stop lying Noemi.
<br><a target="_blank" href="https://roleplay.chat/profile.php?user=Liz" target="_blank">Liz</a> <br> I like to bully her a lot. Super fun person to be around too. </p></div>

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<p>OOC
<br><br><br>ART IS NOT MINE. <a target="_blank" href="http://haldrauve.tumblr.com/">Was made by an amazing artist.</a> Will remove upon request.
<br> Pm friendly, but p shy
<br> No drama.
<br> Code is mine, steal if you want.
<br>Pm over Main preferred for rp. <i>I will never smut in main.</i>
<br>I am a slow typer, and I get distracted, very very easily by other shit.
<br> OOC is not IC.
<br>Clean or smut is cool, I have no real preference.
<br>Please be literate.
<br>No OOC relationships. Ever.
<br>Don't get pissy over rp. It's really not that serious.
<br>I really only like to rp with one person at a time.
<br> I have skype and I will give it out if we coo, just ask.</p></div>

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