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D&D campaign 2 session 15

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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. DM has connected.
  3. Lamp has connected.
  4. Jekko has connected.
  5. Canu has connected.
  6. Lamp:
  7. Shall we start?
  8. DM:
  9. No
  10. DM:
  11. >:|
  12. Lamp:
  13.  
  14. Canu:
  15. Where's our characterrrrrrrrrs
  16. Canu:
  17. Why'd everything go dark!
  18. DM:
  19. Hush
  20. DM:
  21. Update characters to levelled up state.
  22. DM:
  23. Is there anything you guys wanted to get in Sigil before you head to the prime?
  24. Lamp:
  25. No for me
  26. Canu:
  27. We should get a way to get back to the Planes
  28. Canu:
  29. You know, just an idea
  30. Canu:
  31. In case bad things happen
  32. Lamp:
  33. Bad things happening? Well I never
  34. Lamp:
  35. Also, darth
  36. Darth GW7:
  37. Lamp.
  38. Lamp:
  39. How come you have 66 fucking hp?
  40. Darth GW7:
  41. 18 CON
  42. Darth GW7:
  43. How come Grim has 5 fucking hp
  44. Canu:
  45. He's lanky
  46. Darth GW7:
  47. manky more like
  48. Lamp:
  49. So we're at Prime then?
  50. Canu:
  51. Not yet I think
  52. Canu:
  53. No idea
  54. DM:
  55. Have you considered how the non-human party members are going to fit in in the close-minded, all-human Empire?
  56. Canu:
  57. ...
  58. Lamp:
  59. Umm
  60. Lamp:
  61. Not well?
  62. Darth GW7:
  63. ...
  64. Canu:
  65. Hide Halfred as a child
  66. Canu:
  67. Nirrti as a particularly hair man
  68. Lamp:
  69. Can we stop by sigil then and buy a hat of disguise for Zar?
  70. Darth GW7:
  71. ...
  72. Canu:
  73. And Z'ar has psoriasis
  74. Darth GW7:
  75. Wait
  76. Darth GW7:
  77. A hat?!
  78. Darth GW7:
  79. I HAVE A PLAN
  80. Canu:
  81. A HAT!
  82. DM:
  83. Oh god
  84. Darth GW7:
  85. I'M GOING TO GO OUT INTO SIGIL
  86. Darth GW7:
  87. AND GET THE DAPPEREST MOTHERFUCKING HAT THERE IS
  88. Darth GW7:
  89. AND NO ONE WILL EVER DARE QUESTION MY DAPPERNESS
  90. Canu:
  91. Hats of Disguise
  92. Canu:
  93. Get a tower of hats
  94. Darth GW7:
  95. DAPPER.
  96. Darth GW7:
  97. AS.
  98. Darth GW7:
  99. FUCK.
  100. Lamp:
  101. You guys do know Hat of Disguise is a permanent Disguise Person?
  102. Jekko:
  103. no
  104. Canu:
  105. A wee little bit
  106. DM:
  107. If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on the Disguise check. A creature that interacts with the glamer gets a Will save to recognize it as an illusion.
  108. DM:
  109. Darth needs to stay away from people.
  110. Lamp:
  111. Oh wait
  112. Canu:
  113. Well
  114. Canu:
  115. He smells like reptile
  116. Lamp:
  117. I remembered wrong
  118. Canu:
  119. So no one will want to be around him
  120. DM:
  121. He can't touch anything either.
  122. Canu:
  123. WIN WIN!
  124. Darth GW7:
  125. If I get a Nat 20 on a disguise roll
  126. Canu:
  127. Oh
  128. Darth GW7:
  129. can I be Sir Lizardton
  130. Lamp:
  131. haha
  132. DM:
  133. ...
  134. DM:
  135. Sure.
  136. DM:
  137. This'll make this all the better, then.
  138. Darth GW7:
  139. ALRIGHT
  140. DM:
  141. Do you want to RP buying the hat, or do you want to skip straight ahead to the prime?
  142. Darth GW7:
  143. MOTHERFUCKING DISGUISE ROLL
  144. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 3
  145. DM:
  146. ...
  147. Darth GW7:
  148. ...
  149. Canu:
  150. Might as well RP it yo
  151. DM:
  152. Yes
  153. Canu:
  154. Unless you guys just wanna head straight to zee Prime
  155. Darth GW7:
  156. Wait are we actually getting a hat?
  157. DM:
  158. Probably for the best right now.
  159. Darth GW7:
  160. I was actually planning to just wing it
  161. Darth GW7:
  162. ...
  163. Darth GW7:
  164. Good choice of words.
  165. Lamp:
  166. Heh
  167. DM:
  168. heh. Go ahead, if you want.
  169. Lamp:
  170. Does anyone have 1.8k to spare?
  171. Darth GW7:
  172. ...
  173. Lamp:
  174. Because Hat of Disguise costs that much
  175. Canu:
  176. I got 3k
  177. Canu:
  178. Everyone throws in 600 gp?
  179. Jekko:
  180. so how i fit in this and omg'ahr
  181. Canu:
  182. Which part?
  183. Darth GW7:
  184. Alright!
  185. Darth GW7:
  186. A particularly large hat
  187. DM:
  188. You can pass for a short human and a particularly feral one.
  189. Canu:
  190. Gandalf hat?
  191. Darth GW7:
  192. Wait
  193. Lamp:
  194. Top hat!
  195. Darth GW7:
  196. What about steve?
  197. DM:
  198. Darth, hat changes as well when you disguise it.
  199. Lamp:
  200. Get him a hat too!
  201. Canu:
  202. Steve's a horse
  203. Darth GW7:
  204. He'll feel left out if he doesn't get a hat
  205. Canu:
  206. Get him a wig
  207. Darth GW7:
  208. That's georgian
  209. Darth GW7:
  210. not dapper
  211. Jekko:
  212. or we can bluff that he is an ambasidor?
  213. Canu:
  214. Who, Z'ar?
  215. Canu:
  216. Or what
  217. Lamp:
  218. Maybe
  219. DM:
  220. That could be fun
  221. Jekko:
  222. Z'ar
  223. Darth GW7:
  224. Ambassador for what
  225. Jekko:
  226. your people?
  227. Lamp:
  228. Dragons
  229. Lamp:
  230. DUH
  231. Lamp:
  232. Then say if they harm you a bigass red dragon comes and rapes them
  233. Darth GW7:
  234. ...
  235. DM:
  236. ...well...this is awkward.
  237. Lamp:
  238. Heh
  239. Lamp:
  240. Do we buy the hat or not?
  241. Darth GW7:
  242. not nearly awkward enough
  243. DM:
  244. God no
  245. DM:
  246. Not again
  247. Lamp:
  248. Hey
  249. Lamp:
  250. Are we buying the fucking hat?
  251. DM:
  252. The hat fucks you as well as disguises you now?
  253. Darth GW7:
  254. A fucking hat?
  255. Darth GW7:
  256. I thought it wa-
  257. Darth GW7:
  258. Damn it hjort
  259. Canu:
  260. Don't forget to get the scarf of sexual orientation
  261. Lamp:
  262. Hold on
  263. Lamp:
  264. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxb-kzvFZU
  265. Lamp:
  266. About the scarf
  267. Canu:
  268. lol
  269. Darth GW7:
  270. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks
  271. Lamp:
  272. ok ok
  273. Lamp:
  274. We buying this hat?
  275. Darth GW7:
  276. Firefox is using 500,000K memory
  277. Darth GW7:
  278. holy SHIT
  279. Lamp:
  280. Your decision Darth
  281. Darth GW7:
  282. 550,000K
  283. Darth GW7:
  284. AAAAAH
  285. DM:
  286. ...Darth?
  287. Darth GW7:
  288. 587,000
  289. Darth GW7:
  290. Oh my gooooooood
  291. Darth GW7:
  292. 594,000
  293. Darth GW7:
  294. IT'S GONNA BLOW
  295. Jekko:
  296. darth stop it
  297. Darth GW7:
  298. IT'S STILL GOING UP
  299. Darth GW7:
  300. 600,000!
  301. * Darth GW7 computer a splode
  302. Jekko:
  303. are you done?
  304. Darth GW7:
  305. yes
  306. Jekko:
  307. good
  308. DM:
  309. Fantastic.
  310. Lamp:
  311. You buying the Fucking Hat?
  312. Darth GW7:
  313. Brilliant.
  314. Darth GW7:
  315. No.
  316. Lamp:
  317. Okay
  318. Lamp:
  319. We go to Prime
  320. Darth GW7:
  321. Unless it's dapper as fuck.
  322. DM:
  323. Ahah.
  324. DM:
  325. Ahahahah.
  326. DM:
  327. AHAHAHAH
  328. DM:
  329. The prime.
  330. Lamp:
  331. It's The prime?
  332. Darth GW7:
  333. Are there any dapper-as-fuck hats?
  334. DM:
  335. Darth
  336. DM:
  337. You can change the hat as well
  338. Canu:
  339. WRONG PRIME! WRONG PRIME!
  340. DM:
  341. It's appearance, I mean.
  342. DM:
  343. "As part of the disguise, the hat can be changed to appear as a comb, ribbon, headband, cap, coif, hood, helmet, and so on."
  344. Darth GW7:
  345. well
  346. Darth GW7:
  347. anyway
  348. Canu:
  349. We need more Tom Bombadil
  350. Darth GW7:
  351. Also, what's the "Wrong prime"?
  352. Darth GW7:
  353. am I missing something
  354. DM:
  355. Well
  356. DM:
  357. There are an infinite number of Prime Material Planes.
  358. Lamp:
  359. Well, why are they all called Prime then?
  360. Lamp:
  361. Shouldn't there be like Prime, Secondary etc
  362. DM:
  363. Because the clueless are filled with pride.
  364. Darth GW7:
  365. Fuck you you elitist fuck
  366. Lamp:
  367. But whatever
  368. Lamp:
  369. We buying this hat`or not?
  370. Lamp:
  371. I like how this is taking twenty minutes to decide
  372. Darth GW7:
  373. NO.
  374. Darth GW7:
  375. FUCKING
  376. Darth GW7:
  377. NO
  378. Darth GW7:
  379. NO
  380. Darth GW7:
  381. NOOOOOOOOOO
  382. Lamp:
  383. OKAY!
  384. Lamp:
  385. We're at prime then
  386. DM:
  387. No, you're not.
  388. Lamp:
  389. Oh?
  390. Jekko:
  391. sigil
  392. Lamp:
  393. Fine, we go to prime then
  394. Canu:
  395. We step into the portal
  396. Canu:
  397. What happen
  398. DM:
  399. You step through the door, into the ash of Thanatos.
  400. Darth GW7:
  401. ...what
  402. Darth GW7:
  403. STEP BACK
  404. Darth GW7:
  405. STEP BACK
  406. Lamp:
  407. That sounds fun!
  408. Darth GW7:
  409. OH GOD STEP BACK
  410. Canu:
  411. Thanatos?
  412. DM:
  413. The door closes behind you.
  414. Lamp:
  415. Planar roll time!/r d20+9
  416. * Lamp rolls: d20+9 => 4 + 9 = 13
  417. DM:
  418. ...it was a joke.
  419. Darth GW7:
  420. It closes behind one of us
  421. DM:
  422. Jeez.
  423. Lamp:
  424. I want to know what Thanatos is  
  425. Darth GW7:
  426. Who went first?
  427. DM:
  428. Abyssal layer, Orcus'.
  429. Lamp:
  430. Oh
  431. Darth GW7:
  432. brb
  433. Canu:
  434. Oh, oh god
  435. Canu:
  436. Wait what
  437. Canu:
  438. I thought we found the one labeled Thanatos
  439. Canu:
  440. I mean
  441. Canu:
  442. Prime
  443. Canu:
  444. Fuuuuuuuuu
  445. Lamp:
  446. We did but some asswipe decided to be funny
  447. Lamp:
  448. and rremade the sign
  449. Canu:
  450. More like rrerrmade
  451. Canu:
  452. amirite?
  453. Lamp:
  454. Oh god, how would that work?
  455. DM:
  456. ...I can think of ways.
  457. Darth GW7:
  458. ANYWAY
  459. DM:
  460. heh
  461. * Elias looks around at the ash, angrily
  462.  
  463. Elias:
  464. NOT AGAIN!
  465.  
  466. Elias:
  467. Where the HELL are w
  468.  
  469. Elias:
  470. we*
  471. Lamp:
  472. ...where are we?
  473. DM:
  474. hang on, writing stuff. No maps for cities, as always.
  475. Lamp:
  476. Okay
  477. Canu:
  478. Oh
  479. Canu:
  480. Oh
  481. Canu:
  482. Nvm
  483. Canu:
  484. I didn't notice the whole, "It was a joke" thing
  485. Canu:
  486.  
  487. Lamp:
  488. Hehe
  489. Lamp:
  490. Either we are bad at sarcasm
  491. Lamp:
  492. Or Hjort is
  493.  
  494. Halfred:
  495. that was the sam question when i teleported to this world
  496.  
  497. Halfred:
  498. *same
  499. DM:
  500. Make a spot check.
  501. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
  502. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 16 + 3 = 19
  503. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 9 - 1 = 8
  504. Darth GW7:
  505. pf
  506. * Jekko rolls: d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21
  507. Darth GW7:
  508. Whose roll should we go with, you think?
  509. Lamp:
  510. I wonder
  511. Lamp:
  512. Your probs
  513. Lamp:
  514. Yours
  515. Canu:
  516. Jekkos
  517. * Halfred takes out spyglass and looks trough
  518. DM:
  519. You step through the door into the city streets beyond. The streets seem quiet, almost eerily so. There are few people wandering between the delapitated buildings, and most who are out and about are wearing hoods, peering around in fear. A few beggars, dressed in rags wander the streets. Over the roofs of the buildings, you can see a huge tower rising upwards, and, somewhere close by, a large palace of some sort, both on a hill overlooking the rest of the city.
  520. Darth GW7:
  521. you know
  522. DM:
  523. The beggars, you notice, all appear to have something wrong with there eyes.
  524. DM:
  525. their
  526. Darth GW7:
  527. I just realised
  528. Darth GW7:
  529. The problem with the prime?
  530. Darth GW7:
  531. You've no idea what it's going to be like.
  532. Darth GW7:
  533. At least if you're on an aligned plane you have some sort of idea what sort of people and places you'll see
  534.  
  535. Elias:
  536. Where... Are we?
  537. Jekko:
  538. local?
  539.  
  540. Ahwassa:
  541. Is this place familiar to anyone?
  542.  
  543. Z'ar Kor:
  544. Not to me.
  545.  
  546. Elias:
  547. Are we even on the same continent?
  548. * Jekko rolls: d20+6 => 1 + 6 = 7
  549.  
  550. Ahwassa:
  551. Same continent as what?
  552. Darth GW7:
  553. ahem
  554. * Elias looks around for possible landmarks
  555. DM:
  556. Er
  557. Darth GW7:
  558. errrr
  559. Lamp:
  560. rrerr?
  561. Darth GW7:
  562. eeree
  563. Darth GW7:
  564. God this is the arc word of the campaign
  565. Lamp:
  566. Yeah
  567.  
  568. Elias:
  569. Oh! Ohhhh!
  570. Lamp:
  571. Well, not the campaign
  572. Lamp:
  573. Us
  574.  
  575. Z'ar Kor:
  576. errr
  577.  
  578. Elias:
  579. I know where we are!
  580.  
  581. Ahwassa:
  582. Where?
  583. Darth GW7:
  584. I thought that was IC rrerr for a second
  585.  
  586. Elias:
  587. Bier! Capital of the Empire!
  588.  
  589. Ahwassa:
  590. Oh
  591.  
  592. Ahwassa:
  593. ....great
  594.  
  595. Z'ar Kor:
  596. ...
  597. * DM rolls: d6 => 5
  598.  
  599. Elias:
  600. The Collegium Arcana's archmagus tower is right over there!
  601. Darth GW7:
  602. Z'ar is so awesome he can speak ellipses
  603.  
  604. Elias:
  605. Not sure which one it is from this distance though...
  606.  
  607. Halfred:
  608. what rong whit the beggars eyes?
  609. * DM rolls: d6 => 1
  610. DM:
  611. Ignore the rolling, continue the talking.
  612.  
  613. Elias:
  614. Not sure... Never really interacted with the beggars to care
  615.  
  616. Halfred:
  617. same have usefull infromation mostly no
  618.  
  619. Halfred:
  620. *but mostly no
  621.  
  622. Halfred:
  623. the see things that normal people ingnore
  624.  
  625. Halfred:
  626. *ignore
  627.  
  628. Ahwassa:
  629. Elias, do you know where I can find anyone from my tribe?
  630.  
  631. Elias:
  632. Slave market perhaps, other then that you'd have to try your homelands
  633. Darth GW7:
  634. Z'ar speaks quietly
  635.  
  636. Z'ar Kor:
  637. It may be a little late to ask this, but...
  638.  
  639. Z'ar Kor:
  640. Er... Am I going to cause much of a reaction here?
  641. Canu:
  642. Where's STEVE
  643. Darth GW7:
  644. beside me
  645. Darth GW7:
  646. ALWAYS
  647. DM:
  648. D'aw.
  649.  
  650. Ahwassa:
  651. That... is an interesting question
  652.  
  653. Elias:
  654. We don't see too much of your kind, Z'ar
  655.  
  656. Elias:
  657. I have a feeling it's not a good idea to be out when the crowds are around, nor guard patrols
  658.  
  659. Z'ar Kor:
  660. So basically, during the day.
  661.  
  662. Halfred:
  663. whit luck you can walk freely here or get burned at stake
  664.  
  665. Elias:
  666. Let's go to the College, I'm sure you'll be rewarded handsomely for returning me
  667.  
  668. Elias:
  669. Of course... That'll be the end of my time with you people
  670.  
  671. Ahwassa:
  672. You did leave the academy in friendly terms, yes?
  673.  
  674. Elias:
  675. Of course, I was sent on a mission to the Borders as part of my training
  676.  
  677. Ahwassa:
  678. I'd rather not get chased out of yet another town
  679. * Elias responds dryley, "Not sure we'll be able to escape if we get on bad terms anyway."
  680. DM:
  681. Huh
  682. Lamp:
  683. ?
  684. Canu:
  685. dryly
  686. Darth GW7:
  687. Huh?
  688. Canu:
  689. huh?
  690. DM:
  691. Grim
  692. DM:
  693. You begin to walk towards the tower in the distance. As you are walking through the filthy, narrow streets, you are assailed by a beggar. "My lords, can you spare a coin for the poor?"
  694.  
  695. Ahwassa:
  696. But of course!
  697. * Elias nudges him away with his foot
  698. Lamp:
  699. I toss him one gp
  700. Darth GW7:
  701. generous
  702. Lamp:
  703. I got bills to pay
  704. Canu:
  705. pfft, philanthropy
  706. Lamp:
  707. Gotta act my alignment
  708. * Z'ar Kor moves to quietly drop 4gp into the beggar's hand
  709. Darth GW7:
  710. that gives me a nice round number
  711. DM:
  712. "Thank you, kind lady, dear... dear sir. This will help me feed my daughter. The... the plague got us both, badly. Thank you, thank you."
  713. * Z'ar Kor says nothing, but smiles in what he considers a friendly manner although I'm not sure whether his anatomy allows it in this situation?
  714.  
  715. Halfred:
  716. what plague?
  717.  
  718. Elias:
  719. Maybe that'll help against the surplus population!
  720. DM whispers: heh
  721.  
  722. Ahwassa:
  723. Elias, I always knew that you were an asshole but I didn't expect that from even you
  724.  
  725. Elias:
  726. Of course, bodies have their uses, especially in uniform
  727.  
  728. Elias:
  729. Ahwassa things are... Things are different in the Empire
  730.  
  731. Elias:
  732. It's not a cozy comfy village where everyone knows everyone with enough to go around
  733. DM:
  734. "Surely you've heard of the Blinding Plague, sirs?"
  735.  
  736. Ahwassa:
  737. I haven't
  738.  
  739. Elias:
  740. I've read of it, yes, but when I was last in the Prime it was barely a rumor
  741.  
  742. Halfred:
  743. seem like it has spread
  744. DM:
  745. Can you all make Will saves?
  746. GRiM has connected.
  747. * Jekko rolls: d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
  748. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 10 + 4 = 14
  749. Canu:
  750. Actually it's a +5
  751. Canu:
  752. So 15
  753. DM:
  754. Can, take a -5
  755. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 14
  756. Canu:
  757. Ok, 10
  758. DM:
  759. Everyone else gets +5
  760. Darth GW7:
  761. 19
  762. Canu:
  763. ...
  764. Canu:
  765. God dammit
  766. DM:
  767. Hmmm?
  768. Canu:
  769. Elias is gonna get blind
  770. DM:
  771. No, that'd be a Fort save, surely.
  772. Canu:
  773. Depends
  774. Canu:
  775. Blindness isn't always physical
  776. Darth GW7:
  777. Very deep.
  778. Darth GW7:
  779. You should send that into the reader's digest.
  780. Canu:
  781. I would get a pulitzer
  782. Canu:
  783. I should make a book on that line
  784.  
  785. OMG'ahr:
  786. bah it must be nurgles doing
  787. * DM rolls: d100 => 87
  788. * DM rolls: d100 => 7
  789. * DM rolls: d100 => 22
  790. * DM rolls: d100 => 52
  791. DM:
  792. Right.
  793. * Lamp rolls: d20+7 => 6 + 7 = 13
  794.  
  795. Ahwassa:
  796. Sorry, was in the bathroom
  797. Canu:
  798. THOUGHT POLICE!
  799. Lamp:
  800. OOC
  801. DM:
  802. I... what
  803. DM:
  804. Oh
  805. Darth GW7:
  806. +5, lamp
  807. Darth GW7:
  808. so 18
  809. * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
  810. Darth GW7:
  811. 1
  812. Darth GW7:
  813. 11
  814. Darth GW7:
  815. rather
  816. Jekko:
  817. omg'ahr
  818. DM:
  819. Mhm
  820. Lamp:
  821. ...Why are we making will saves?
  822. Darth GW7:
  823. magic
  824. DM:
  825. For reasons.
  826. Canu:
  827. Vampires
  828. Darth GW7:
  829. *snort snort*
  830. Lamp:
  831. haha
  832. Darth GW7:
  833. Clearly it's the thought police
  834. Darth GW7:
  835. trying to hunt us down
  836. Canu:
  837. And then Empire was Oceania
  838.  
  839. Bodger:
  840. woof
  841. Darth GW7:
  842. think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
  843. * Xannan Hawkflight facepalms
  844.  
  845. MUSHROOM:
  846. EAT ME AND YOU'LL DIE!
  847. Darth GW7:
  848. sounds legit
  849. Canu:
  850. It's lying EAT IT
  851. Jekko:
  852. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
  853. DM:
  854. "Th-they have another name for it, up in the Hi- the Noble's Quarter. But it's the same either way, it takes most of a victim's sight. And it... it muddies their mind a bit. Can't see right, can't think straight. And the whites over the eyes. It's hard to keep a job with everyone thinking you're a... you're a freak. It's quite common in the lower classes, and, yet, no-one knows where it's come from, and they say the mages up in their Tower can't find a cure. They're willing to let us all... suffer, it seems."
  855. Lamp:
  856. Hmm
  857. Lamp:
  858. It might be just me
  859. Lamp:
  860. But this might be a plot hook
  861.  
  862. Xannan Hawkflight:
  863. bastard mages
  864. Canu:
  865. Plot hook? Nahhhhh
  866. Darth GW7:
  867. Don't say that in front of hjort
  868.  
  869. Xannan Hawkflight:
  870. probably hiding the cure
  871. Darth GW7:
  872. it'll hurt his feelings
  873. DM:
  874. "They're too paranoid about the rebels and the war."
  875. DM:
  876. It isn't, actually.
  877.  
  878. OMG'ahr:
  879. bah it must be nurgles doing
  880. Darth GW7:
  881. ...nurgles?
  882. DM:
  883. Warhammer.
  884.  
  885. Elias:
  886. ... It's not our responsibility to save the masses from a disease only the weak will get anyway
  887. Darth GW7:
  888. AAAAH OH GOD
  889. Darth GW7:
  890. I JUST SEARCHED NURGLES ON GOOGLE
  891. DM:
  892. :D
  893.  
  894. Ahwassa:
  895. Elias, seriously?
  896. DM:
  897. "O-our? Oh, I'm... I'm sorry my lord. I didn't... didn't mean to... to bother you. So sorry. If... if I could ask, were you a member of the guild?"
  898.  
  899. Ahwassa:
  900. Don't mind him
  901.  
  902. Elias:
  903. If by Guild you mean College, then yes
  904. * Elias looks at Ahwassa, then Z'ar and the rest of the party
  905.  
  906. Halfred:
  907. witsh guild?
  908.  
  909. Elias:
  910. I'll.... Look into helping you, for the party's sake
  911. DM:
  912. "I... yes... I'm sorry... Thank you, m'lord. I'll, I'll just leave."
  913. DM:
  914. He begins to rush off in a hurry. He's obviously eager to get away
  915.  
  916. Z'ar Kor:
  917. You seem less than enthusiastic about this.
  918.  
  919. Xannan Hawkflight:
  920. for our sake? how?
  921. * Elias claps his hands together, "Now, where were we?"
  922.  
  923. Ahwassa:
  924. As nice as you were to offer our help, how could we help to cure this disease?
  925.  
  926. Halfred:
  927. i did't sign to be a doctor
  928.  
  929. Elias:
  930. Well Xannan, it was obvious everyone was perceiving me to be an ass for refusing help
  931.  
  932. Elias:
  933. I mean come on! He's just a COMMONER
  934.  
  935. Elias:
  936. But still, still... I'll help IT.
  937.  
  938. Ahwassa:
  939. We were perceiving you as an ass because of the things you said, not because you didn't volunteer to cure this disease
  940.  
  941. OMG'ahr:
  942. i'll say just burn all the one who has nurgles touch
  943.  
  944. Z'ar Kor:
  945. You would have been a commoner too, had you had a little less luck.
  946.  
  947. OMG'ahr:
  948. *ones
  949. DM:
  950. Do you continue on your way to the tower?
  951. Lamp:
  952. Sure
  953.  
  954. Elias:
  955. And here I am, Z'ar, no use dwelling on what could have been
  956. GRiM:
  957. yeah
  958. DM:
  959. Can I get a marching order?
  960. Lamp:
  961. Wait, why are we following Elias?
  962. Lamp:
  963. He said he was leaving the party
  964. DM:
  965. He agreed to help with the plague, at least.
  966. Lamp:
  967. True
  968. Lamp:
  969. But we didn't
  970. GRiM:
  971. orderyfied
  972.  
  973. Z'ar Kor:
  974. It's well worth dwelling on what could have been, if the alternative is holding people in contempt for circumstances outside their control.
  975.  
  976. Elias:
  977. We have to show them their place, Z'ar. Can't have them getting ideas that they're EQUAL, that's just silly
  978.  
  979. Ahwassa:
  980. I'm not even sure if you're serious now
  981. Darth GW7:
  982. Oh come on you're just TRYING to be lawful evil now
  983.  
  984. Elias:
  985. They're smelly, short-lived and ignorant masses, why should they have any equal say compared to an intelligent noble?
  986. Canu:
  987. Haha, yeah
  988. Lamp:
  989. I thought you wanted to lean towards lawful good
  990. Canu:
  991. Gotta be faced with forces pushing me that way Lamp
  992. Canu:
  993. Catalysts are here, jsut gotta give the nudge
  994. Jekko:
  995. blood mages have to be evil?
  996. Lamp:
  997. No
  998. Lamp:
  999. Blood Mages can be anything they want
  1000. Canu:
  1001. Except LG
  1002. Lamp:
  1003. Really?
  1004. Canu:
  1005. Yeah
  1006. Lamp:
  1007. oh
  1008.  
  1009. Z'ar Kor:
  1010. Is it just me or is the world collapsing around us?
  1011. Canu:
  1012. Oh god it is
  1013.  
  1014. Z'ar Kor:
  1015. OH GOD THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
  1016.  
  1017. Z'ar Kor:
  1018. CAN'T... BREATHE...
  1019. * Halfred slaps Z'ar on a cheek "get a hold of your self"
  1020. Darth GW7:
  1021. Hi, I'm from China.
  1022. Darth GW7:
  1023. What's a "Self"
  1024.  
  1025. Xannan Hawkflight:
  1026. Keep up Bodger!
  1027. * Elias moves in to slap Z'ar and tell him to get a hold of yourself
  1028.  
  1029. Bodger:
  1030. ark
  1031.  
  1032. Ahwassa:
  1033. Xannan, I've been meaning to ask this
  1034.  
  1035. Ahwassa:
  1036. Where the hell did the badger come from?
  1037. Canu:
  1038. Gave birth to it
  1039. Canu:
  1040. It was beautiful
  1041. DM:
  1042. When a mummy and a daddy badger love each other very much...
  1043.  
  1044. Xannan Hawkflight:
  1045. I dunno, just started following me when i gave it some of my rations the other day
  1046. Lamp:
  1047. Are there badgers on the plane we were in?
  1048. Darth GW7:
  1049. you guys just reminded me of Whose line is it anyway
  1050. Darth GW7:
  1051. "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE - GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!"
  1052. Canu:
  1053. I'm tired of these motherfuckin' badgers on this motherfuckin' Plane
  1054. Lamp:
  1055. ...I deserve that
  1056. Jekko:
  1057. so where are we?
  1058. Lamp:
  1059. Oh god
  1060. Lamp:
  1061. Thugs
  1062. DM:
  1063. As you walk through the alleys of the city, you hear voices nearby. "Hey, there's one of those mages!" "Kill them!" "Traitors!"
  1064. Jekko:
  1065. oh
  1066. Lamp:
  1067. Mugging The Monster
  1068. Lamp:
  1069. Trope
  1070. DM:
  1071. Ahaha
  1072. Lamp:
  1073. ....I hope
  1074. DM:
  1075. Ahahahaha
  1076. Jekko:
  1077. intimidate
  1078. DM:
  1079. Go ahead.
  1080. Lamp:
  1081. Roll init?
  1082. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 3 + 9 = 12
  1083. Canu:
  1084.  
  1085. GRiM:
  1086. can i roll intimidate?
  1087. DM:
  1088. If you want.
  1089. Canu:
  1090. Just as a head's up Z'ar
  1091. * GRiM rolls: d20 +2 => 3 + 2 = 5
  1092. Canu:
  1093. Well, Dart
  1094. Canu:
  1095. Darth*
  1096. Canu:
  1097. They've never seen a dragonborn before
  1098. Lamp:
  1099. Ooh
  1100.  
  1101. OMG'ahr:
  1102. are sure it's a good idea my axe thirsty for blood
  1103. Darth GW7:
  1104. I'm going to be diplomatic and yet intimidating
  1105. Darth GW7:
  1106. what do I roll
  1107. DM:
  1108. Both
  1109. * Jekko rolls: d20+8 => 17 + 8 = 25
  1110. GRiM:
  1111. both
  1112. DM:
  1113. Then I go to your house
  1114. DM:
  1115. And beat you to death with a Player's Handbook.
  1116. Darth GW7:
  1117. Okay
  1118. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 7 + 3 = 10
  1119. Lamp:
  1120. Darth, you lived in scotland, right?
  1121. Darth GW7:
  1122. No
  1123. DM:
  1124. No, that's me
  1125. Darth GW7:
  1126. Why would I do that
  1127. Lamp:
  1128. ....good question
  1129. Lamp:
  1130. Hjort, why do you live in Scotland?
  1131. Darth GW7:
  1132. ....good question
  1133. DM:
  1134. ....good question
  1135. Canu:
  1136. Hey, hey
  1137. Canu:
  1138. I cast Web
  1139. DM:
  1140. What
  1141. Lamp:
  1142. How do I shot web
  1143. Jekko:
  1144. i got 25 in intidate
  1145. DM:
  1146. They begin to look worried. They've obviously overestimated themselves.
  1147. Jekko:
  1148. *intimidate
  1149. Canu:
  1150. Daww, they're desperate beggers just wanting to lash out at their overlords
  1151. * DM rolls: d20 + 19 => 1 + 19 = 20
  1152. DM:
  1153. Ahaha
  1154. DM:
  1155. Oh my
  1156. DM:
  1157. They begin to flee.
  1158.  
  1159. Ahwassa:
  1160. I always imagined that the empire would be a pretty shitty place, but I didn't expect it would be this bad
  1161.  
  1162. Xannan Hawkflight:
  1163. I've got a badger here... an I don't feed it too good!
  1164.  
  1165. Elias:
  1166. Every great nation has it's slums
  1167. Lamp:
  1168. Wait, they're running away?
  1169. * Elias as they flee, Elias casts Web at the ones in front of him
  1170.  
  1171. Ahwassa:
  1172. Even your street thugs are cowards
  1173. DM:
  1174. A voice rings out from the shadows of the alley. "Fight, you fools. They are nothing."
  1175. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
  1176. Lamp:
  1177. spot
  1178. Canu:
  1179. Oh, Init
  1180. Canu:
  1181. Lemme roll
  1182. Canu:
  1183. Or did I cast Web
  1184. DM:
  1185. Init for that
  1186.  
  1187. OMG'ahr:
  1188. are sure?
  1189. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 16 + 2 = 18
  1190. * Lamp rolls: d20-2 => 1 - 2 = -1
  1191. Darth GW7:
  1192. ...
  1193. Lamp:
  1194. rofl
  1195. Canu:
  1196. ...
  1197. Darth GW7:
  1198. WOW
  1199. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 4 => 2 + 4 = 6
  1200. Darth GW7:
  1201. IS THAT OUR FIRST NEGATIVE RESULT?!
  1202. GRiM:
  1203. O_O
  1204. Lamp:
  1205. I THINK IM GOING LAST!
  1206.  
  1207. OMG'ahr:
  1208. run or i will change my mind
  1209. Lamp:
  1210. No
  1211. Lamp:
  1212. Second
  1213. Lamp:
  1214. The last one was my init also
  1215. * Z'ar Kor roars as loud as he can before any more craziness can occur
  1216.  
  1217. Z'ar Kor:
  1218. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!
  1219. Darth GW7:
  1220. the ground shakes
  1221. Darth GW7:
  1222. oh shit
  1223. Darth GW7:
  1224. what have you DONE
  1225. Canu:
  1226. Do you reveal your TRUE FORM?
  1227. Darth GW7:
  1228. What's this? Darth is evolving!
  1229. GRiM:
  1230. super saiyin Z'ar?
  1231. Darth GW7:
  1232. DUDUDUDU
  1233. Darth GW7:
  1234. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
  1235. Darth GW7:
  1236. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN
  1237. Lamp:
  1238. By the way
  1239. Darth GW7:
  1240. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
  1241. Lamp:
  1242. Why is our tank last in this line?
  1243. Darth GW7:
  1244. DOO DOO DOOOOO DEDEDEDUDUDEEDAAAAAH
  1245. Lamp:
  1246. rofl
  1247. Darth GW7:
  1248. oh god
  1249. Darth GW7:
  1250. grim
  1251. Darth GW7:
  1252. my sides
  1253. Canu:
  1254. Hahahahaha
  1255. GRiM:
  1256. DAH DAH DAH,. DADADADADADADAHHHHHH
  1257. Darth GW7:
  1258. Darth learned Wrap!
  1259. Darth GW7:
  1260. you've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
  1261. GRiM:
  1262. Darth already has 4 moves
  1263. GRiM:
  1264. he has to forget 1
  1265. Lamp:
  1266. Ohshit
  1267. GRiM:
  1268. which will it be?
  1269. Lamp:
  1270. I have shit dex
  1271. Lamp:
  1272. Cannot escape
  1273. Canu:
  1274. And you're the only girl
  1275. Lamp:
  1276. Yeah
  1277. GRiM:
  1278. DO NOTHING - ROAR
  1279. Darth GW7:
  1280. Darth forgot "Where do babby form?"!
  1281. Darth GW7:
  1282. and....
  1283. GRiM:
  1284. BITE - DODGE
  1285. Darth GW7:
  1286. Darth learned "Roar"!
  1287. Lamp:
  1288. This....
  1289. GRiM:
  1290. ROAR>
  1291. GRiM:
  1292. ?
  1293. Canu:
  1294. Darth forgot, "Scary face"
  1295. GRiM:
  1296. #OK
  1297. Darth GW7:
  1298. C8
  1299. GRiM:
  1300. DARTH FORGOT ROAR
  1301. Canu:
  1302. Alright alright order order
  1303. GRiM:
  1304. DARTH LEARNED WRAP
  1305. Canu:
  1306. So what is the init order
  1307. Darth GW7:
  1308. STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
  1309. Lamp:
  1310. Hjort, we need you to put an end to this madness
  1311. DM:
  1312. Who has yet to roll init?
  1313. Darth GW7:
  1314. Me
  1315. Darth GW7:
  1316. But I'm not planning to fight
  1317. GRiM:
  1318. bodger
  1319.  
  1320. OMG'ahr:
  1321. you still want to face me my god will be pleesed for thease oferings
  1322. * Jekko rolls: d20+8 => 6 + 8 = 14
  1323. DM:
  1324. Bodger acts on your turn, Grim.
  1325. GRiM:
  1326. ok
  1327. Darth GW7:
  1328. By the way
  1329. Darth GW7:
  1330. My roar would be intimidate, yes?
  1331. DM:
  1332. Yes
  1333. * Jekko rolls: d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
  1334. Darth GW7:
  1335. I want the rest of the party to roll to counter it.
  1336. Darth GW7:
  1337. Because this is aimed at them too
  1338. Jekko:
  1339. omg
  1340. * Jekko rolls: d20+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
  1341. Darth GW7:
  1342. everyone
  1343. Jekko:
  1344. me
  1345. Lamp:
  1346. What do we counter it with?
  1347. Lamp:
  1348. Will?
  1349. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
  1350. Darth GW7:
  1351. well
  1352. Darth GW7:
  1353. hsit
  1354. Darth GW7:
  1355. I must have had a sore throat
  1356. Canu:
  1357. What were you doing with your throat to make it sore?
  1358. Canu:
  1359. *pomf*
  1360. DM:
  1361. :D
  1362. Lamp:
  1363. *Badum-tshh*
  1364. DM:
  1365. "Do you not see, my minions? Weak, and foolish. Destroy them."
  1366. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
  1367. Lamp:
  1368. Listen
  1369. DM:
  1370. For...?
  1371. Lamp:
  1372. The one ordering
  1373. Lamp:
  1374. And where he might be
  1375. Canu:
  1376. Or IT!
  1377. Canu:
  1378. And then the guy was a Warforged
  1379. Lamp:
  1380. DUN DUN DUNNN
  1381. Lamp:
  1382. Full of bees
  1383. Canu:
  1384. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
  1385. Canu:
  1386. Anyway who got init
  1387. Jekko:
  1388. so what's the order?
  1389. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 3 + 1 = 4
  1390. Darth GW7:
  1391. I'm slow
  1392. DM:
  1393. Indeed
  1394. Lamp:
  1395. Dude
  1396. Lamp:
  1397. I got -1
  1398. Darth GW7:
  1399. ...true
  1400. Lamp:
  1401. AND YOU DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAIN
  1402. Lamp:
  1403. Who is first
  1404. Darth GW7:
  1405. Er
  1406. Lamp:
  1407. Ooh, leader dude
  1408. Darth GW7:
  1409. This may sound a stupid question at this point
  1410. DM:
  1411. Hang on a sec
  1412. Lamp:
  1413. And he has a BOOK
  1414. Darth GW7:
  1415. But how is weapon damage calculated
  1416. DM:
  1417. What
  1418. Lamp:
  1419. He might TEACH US THINGS
  1420. Lamp:
  1421. What
  1422. Canu:
  1423. Woah! It's a MAGE!
  1424. Darth GW7:
  1425. 1d8+what mods
  1426. Lamp:
  1427. str
  1428. Lamp:
  1429. 1.5 times str if 2h
  1430. DM:
  1431. + STR + Feats + Misc
  1432. Lamp:
  1433. Oh yeah and feats and stuff
  1434. * DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 19 + 8 = 27
  1435. Lamp:
  1436. I wonder who goes first
  1437. * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 19 + 1 = 20
  1438. Canu:
  1439. I like where this is going
  1440. Darth GW7:
  1441. well shit guys
  1442. * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14
  1443. GRiM:
  1444. i'm glad we rolled HP
  1445. GRiM:
  1446. cos we gonna need it  
  1447. Lamp:
  1448. What?
  1449. Canu:
  1450. Linin' up shots
  1451. Canu:
  1452. Oh, oh god
  1453. * DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 5 + 12 = 17
  1454. DM:
  1455. vs Elias' AC
  1456. Canu:
  1457. 12
  1458. Lamp:
  1459. I think it hit
  1460. DM:
  1461. Make a Fort save.
  1462. Darth GW7:
  1463. Who's attacking?
  1464. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 2 + 2 = 4
  1465. Canu:
  1466. ...
  1467. Darth GW7:
  1468. ...
  1469. * DM rolls: d20 + 7 => 19 + 7 = 26
  1470. DM:
  1471. vs Grim's AC
  1472. Canu:
  1473. What
  1474. Lamp:
  1475. I think it hit
  1476. Canu:
  1477. Holly spit
  1478. DM:
  1479. Grim, make a Fort save.
  1480. GRiM:
  1481. you hit me?
  1482. Canu:
  1483. These ain't your ordinary beggars
  1484. DM:
  1485. Yes
  1486. * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 18 + 4 = 22
  1487. Darth GW7:
  1488. Guessing this is the leader
  1489. DM:
  1490. Nice
  1491. DM:
  1492. Canu, take « 2d4 + 1 = 6 + 1 = 7 » damage, Grim take « 2d4 + 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » damage.
  1493. Lamp:
  1494. Was that a chained something?
  1495. GRiM:
  1496. 4 damage
  1497. GRiM:
  1498. ok#
  1499. DM:
  1500. No
  1501. DM:
  1502. There is a flash of light, and you both feel something strike you.
  1503. Lamp:
  1504. Do a spellcraft
  1505. * GRiM rolls: 2d4 + 1 = 3 + 1 = 4 => 5 + 1 = 6
  1506. GRiM:
  1507. 6
  1508. GRiM:
  1509. ?@
  1510. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 13 => 15 + 13 = 28
  1511. DM:
  1512. What
  1513. Canu:
  1514. Spellcraft
  1515. GRiM:
  1516. i rolled the damage
  1517. Canu:
  1518. Hhahahahahha
  1519. Canu:
  1520. Magic missile
  1521. GRiM:
  1522. you said 4 wasnt right
  1523. Lamp:
  1524. That was a pretty high level magic missul
  1525. GRiM:
  1526. so i rolled it. :P according to your instruction  
  1527. DM:
  1528. No, the "No" was to Lamp.
  1529. GRiM:
  1530. oh
  1531. Canu:
  1532. oh, real missiles
  1533. DM:
  1534. Canu, your eyes begin to water.
  1535. Canu:
  1536. OH GOD
  1537. GRiM:
  1538. 30hp left
  1539. Canu:
  1540. It begins
  1541. Lamp:
  1542. It's the plague?
  1543. Lamp:
  1544. Good thing Elias went first
  1545. DM:
  1546. This order - Jekko, Lamp, Grim, Elias.
  1547. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 2 + 3 = 5
  1548. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 1 + 3 = 4
  1549. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 12 + 3 = 15
  1550. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 7 + 3 = 10
  1551. Lamp:
  1552. haha
  1553. DM:
  1554. Yay
  1555. Lamp:
  1556. none hit
  1557. DM:
  1558. Canu's turn.
  1559. Darth GW7:
  1560. Can I make another attempt to intimidate/diplomacy?
  1561. Canu:
  1562. I...
  1563. Canu:
  1564. I...
  1565. DM:
  1566. Sure
  1567. DM:
  1568. On your turn
  1569. Canu:
  1570. I cast scorching ray
  1571. Darth GW7:
  1572. dicks
  1573. Canu:
  1574. ON THE THUG 1
  1575. DM:
  1576. Really, Canu?
  1577. DM:
  1578. ...alright
  1579. DM:
  1580. AoOs, first
  1581. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 1 + 3 = 4
  1582. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 5 + 3 = 8
  1583. Darth GW7:
  1584. ...
  1585. Lamp:
  1586. haha
  1587. * DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 17 + 12 = 29
  1588. Darth GW7:
  1589. ..................
  1590. Darth GW7:
  1591. Wait, why 3 AoOs?
  1592. Lamp:
  1593. Yeah
  1594. DM:
  1595. 10 foot range
  1596. Darth GW7:
  1597. oh god what
  1598. Lamp:
  1599. Leader has spiked chain?
  1600. DM:
  1601. You wish
  1602. Canu:
  1603. So I guess I fail in it
  1604. GRiM:
  1605. spiked rape stick
  1606. * DM rolls: 2d4 + 1 damage. => 5 + 1 = 6
  1607. Jekko:
  1608. a wand?
  1609. DM:
  1610. Do you get a Concentration check?
  1611. Canu:
  1612. yes
  1613. Darth GW7:
  1614. Chain whip?
  1615. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 8 => 4 + 8 = 12
  1616. Canu:
  1617. NOPE
  1618. Canu:
  1619. Looks like Elias gonna die
  1620. Lamp:
  1621. Well, that's touch ac so it might hit
  1622. DM:
  1623. You can't tell what he's doing to hit you, there is just a flash of light and then damage.
  1624. Canu:
  1625. Gun
  1626. DM:
  1627. heh
  1628. DM:
  1629. That wouldn't be 10 foot reach
  1630. Canu:
  1631. It's a crappy gun
  1632. GRiM:
  1633. blunderbus
  1634. Jekko:
  1635. it's wand
  1636. Lamp:
  1637. Gep gun?
  1638. GRiM:
  1639. lol
  1640. Canu:
  1641. So I fail concentration
  1642. Canu:
  1643. Next person's turn
  1644. Jekko:
  1645. so whos next
  1646. Jekko:
  1647. ?
  1648. Canu:
  1649. Rebel scum
  1650. DM:
  1651. Darth, Nirrti, Nirrti, Lamp.
  1652. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 6 + 4 = 10
  1653. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 9 + 4 = 13
  1654. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 2 + 4 = 6
  1655. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 7 + 4 = 11
  1656. DM:
  1657. All miss?
  1658. Jekko:
  1659. hmm
  1660. Lamp:
  1661. Nice rolls
  1662. Darth GW7:
  1663. yes
  1664. Darth GW7:
  1665. miss
  1666. DM:
  1667. Good.
  1668. DM:
  1669. Jekko's turn
  1670. Lamp:
  1671. Jekko, elay
  1672. Lamp:
  1673. deay
  1674. Lamp:
  1675. delay
  1676. Lamp:
  1677. Get Nirrti to flank
  1678. Lamp:
  1679. Then fuck shit up
  1680. Jekko:
  1681. naa
  1682. * Jekko rolls: d20+8 => 19 + 8 = 27
  1683. DM:
  1684. Hit
  1685. Jekko:
  1686. crit
  1687. DM:
  1688. Yup
  1689. Lamp:
  1690. confirm
  1691. * Jekko rolls: d20+10 => 14 + 10 = 24
  1692. DM:
  1693. Crit
  1694. * Jekko rolls: 2d3 => 3
  1695. DM:
  1696. Right
  1697. Lamp:
  1698. Gee, that was so much more useful than the 2d6 sneak attack damage you would have gotten
  1699. DM:
  1700. Grim's turn.
  1701. Jekko:
  1702. 3d6
  1703. GRiM:
  1704. ok
  1705. Lamp:
  1706. Oh right
  1707. GRiM:
  1708. if i shoot from here i get hit from melee right?
  1709. GRiM:
  1710. so i should back up
  1711. Lamp:
  1712. You can do a 5 foot step
  1713. GRiM:
  1714. that fine?
  1715. DM:
  1716. Yup
  1717. GRiM:
  1718. can I rapid shot thug 1?
  1719. DM:
  1720. Yup
  1721. Darth GW7:
  1722. why are you attacking the thugs
  1723. Darth GW7:
  1724. why
  1725. GRiM:
  1726. well i might hit ahwassa if i go for leader
  1727. DM:
  1728. -2 to both attack rolls
  1729. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 20 + 8 = 28
  1730. DM:
  1731. Nice
  1732. * GRiM rolls: d20 +8 => 15 + 8 = 23
  1733. GRiM:
  1734. fuck yea
  1735. DM:
  1736. Confirm the crit
  1737. Lamp:
  1738. Yeah
  1739. GRiM:
  1740. +8 again?
  1741. DM:
  1742. Yup
  1743. Lamp:
  1744. yes
  1745. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 17 + 8 = 25
  1746. DM:
  1747. Well
  1748. DM:
  1749. Everything hits
  1750. GRiM:
  1751. woop
  1752. GRiM:
  1753. how many damage rolls?
  1754. Jekko:
  1755. 4d8
  1756. Lamp:
  1757. 3d8
  1758. * GRiM rolls: 3 d8 => 3
  1759. DM:
  1760. Er
  1761. GRiM:
  1762. woops
  1763. Canu:
  1764. ....
  1765. DM:
  1766. Not doing it right
  1767. Lamp:
  1768. Yeah
  1769. GRiM:
  1770. that borked
  1771. DM:
  1772. Has to be one thing
  1773. Lamp:
  1774. Remember point blank bonus
  1775. Lamp:
  1776. +2
  1777. Darth GW7:
  1778. I gtg for dinner guys
  1779. * GRiM rolls: d8+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
  1780. Lamp:
  1781. Leave the computah on
  1782. Darth GW7:
  1783. When my turn comes I do an intimidate check
  1784. DM:
  1785. If the server crashes, I'll kill you.
  1786. Darth GW7:
  1787. or diplomacy
  1788. * GRiM rolls: d8+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
  1789. Darth GW7:
  1790. whatever
  1791. * GRiM rolls: d8+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
  1792. Darth GW7:
  1793. To try and stop combat
  1794. DM:
  1795. 24?
  1796. Darth GW7:
  1797. you can decide if you like
  1798. Lamp:
  1799. wait, it was +2 total
  1800. DM:
  1801. Right
  1802. DM:
  1803. 20
  1804. DM:
  1805. The arrow flies into the thug's neck. He falls to the ground, screaming in agony, blood pumping out through the wound.
  1806. GRiM:
  1807. ^_^
  1808. DM:
  1809. Anything else?
  1810. GRiM:
  1811. free action
  1812. DM:
  1813. Oh, Badger
  1814. GRiM:
  1815. I yell
  1816. DM:
  1817. Okay
  1818.  
  1819. Xannan Hawkflight:
  1820. WOO! I HIT SOMETHING
  1821. DM:
  1822. heh
  1823. GRiM:
  1824. now badger
  1825. Darth GW7:
  1826. Z'ar looks in despair as his party members kill some poor ignorant thugs
  1827. GRiM:
  1828. do i control who badger attacks?
  1829. DM:
  1830. Yes
  1831. GRiM:
  1832. thug 7 then
  1833. Canu:
  1834. Aww
  1835.  
  1836. Z'ar Kor:
  1837. Stop! This fight is unnecessary! Stop fighting!
  1838. Canu:
  1839. The guy died screaming  
  1840. Darth GW7:
  1841. Z'ar considers the idea that he is the only sane person in an insane party
  1842. GRiM:
  1843. what's the attack roll for the badger?
  1844. Lamp:
  1845. I'm sane  
  1846. Canu:
  1847. +12
  1848. DM:
  1849. Standard Badger?
  1850. GRiM:
  1851. yeah
  1852. DM:
  1853. +4
  1854. Lamp:
  1855. It's a bodger!
  1856. DM:
  1857. 1 attack after moving
  1858. * GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
  1859. Lamp:
  1860. It did 5 foot step
  1861. Lamp:
  1862. so full
  1863. GRiM:
  1864. yeah
  1865. Canu:
  1866. Steve should attack
  1867. GRiM:
  1868. it's only moved 5ft in the same direction really
  1869. GRiM:
  1870. so does that mean more than 1 attack?
  1871. DM:
  1872. Another +4
  1873. DM:
  1874. And a -1
  1875. * GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
  1876. * GRiM rolls: d20-1 => 3 - 1 = 2
  1877. DM:
  1878. Wait till you see the damage.
  1879. GRiM:
  1880. dayum
  1881. DM:
  1882. 1d2 - 1
  1883. Lamp:
  1884. haha
  1885. Darth GW7:
  1886. brb dinner
  1887. GRiM:
  1888.  
  1889. * GRiM rolls: 1d2-1 => 2 - 1 = 1
  1890. Lamp:
  1891. Isn't the minimum damage one?
  1892. DM:
  1893. yes
  1894. DM:
  1895. The thug looks mildly annoyed by this.
  1896. GRiM:
  1897. haha
  1898.  
  1899. Thug 7:
  1900. au the damn thing bit me
  1901. Lamp:
  1902. Who next?
  1903. DM:
  1904. Nirrti
  1905. Lamp:
  1906. Nirrti, fuck shit up
  1907. Jekko:
  1908. power attack?
  1909. Lamp:
  1910. Yes
  1911. Jekko:
  1912. ok
  1913. Jekko:
  1914. takin 3 of so 6 damge
  1915. Canu:
  1916. yup
  1917. * Jekko rolls: d20+9 => 7 + 9 = 16
  1918. Lamp:
  1919. He cast fist?
  1920. DM:
  1921. Hit
  1922. GRiM:
  1923. PUNCH THEM FOR GLORY
  1924. Lamp:
  1925. And the attack bonus is much higher
  1926. Lamp:
  1927. wait, power attack, I am dumb
  1928. DM:
  1929. Yeah
  1930. * Jekko rolls: 12d3 +7+6 => 24 + 7 + 6 = 37
  1931. Canu:
  1932. ...
  1933. DM:
  1934. Wait
  1935. DM:
  1936. 12d3?
  1937. DM:
  1938. Huh
  1939. Jekko:
  1940. lol
  1941. Lamp:
  1942. hahahhaha
  1943. * Jekko rolls: 1d12 +7+6 => 12 + 7 + 6 = 25
  1944. Jekko:
  1945. sorry
  1946. Canu:
  1947. Cleave?
  1948. DM:
  1949. ...yes.
  1950. * Jekko rolls: d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21
  1951. DM:
  1952. Hit
  1953. * Jekko rolls: 1d12 +7+6 => 3 + 7 + 6 = 16
  1954. DM:
  1955. They both explode into grisly chunks of flesh. Nirrti is now drenched in blood.
  1956. Canu:
  1957. Also, these are humanoids right
  1958. DM:
  1959. Yes
  1960. DM:
  1961. Well
  1962. Canu:
  1963. That means they are dying at negative hit points
  1964. Canu:
  1965. Not auto-dead
  1966. Lamp:
  1967. Coup de Grace
  1968.  
  1969. OMG'ahr:
  1970. blood for the blood god!!
  1971. DM:
  1972. Mostly, for NPCs and enemies
  1973. DM:
  1974. Treat them as if dying unless the players indicate otherwise.
  1975. DM:
  1976. However, those two are quite dead.
  1977. Canu:
  1978. Alright
  1979. Lamp:
  1980. Darth then me?
  1981. DM:
  1982. You wanting to keep one alive for questioning?
  1983. DM:
  1984. Yes
  1985. GRiM:
  1986. lol
  1987. Canu:
  1988. The one with the arror
  1989. Canu:
  1990. Arrow*
  1991. Canu:
  1992. He's bleeding out
  1993. Lamp:
  1994. Darth goes intimidate
  1995. DM:
  1996. No, he died.
  1997. DM:
  1998. 20 damage?
  1999.  
  2000. OMG'ahr:
  2001. run if you value your lives
  2002. GRiM:
  2003. jugular = dead
  2004. Jekko:
  2005. intimidate
  2006. DM:
  2007. Go ahead.
  2008. GRiM:
  2009. Xannan's arrows + proper dice rolls = dead ^_^
  2010. * Jekko rolls: d20+8 => 7 + 8 = 15
  2011. Lamp:
  2012. Darth's mod is +3
  2013. Canu:
  2014. GRiM, get fire arrows
  2015. Canu:
  2016. Mine is +8
  2017. * DM rolls: d20 + 12 => 11 + 12 = 23
  2018. GRiM:
  2019. i need to buy some actually
  2020. DM:
  2021. What do you say?
  2022. GRiM:
  2023. i have 6 arrows left
  2024. Lamp:
  2025. Yeah
  2026. Jekko:
  2027. i said it
  2028. DM:
  2029. Oh
  2030. DM:
  2031. Alright
  2032. Lamp:
  2033. ...but intimidate in combat is a standard action?
  2034. Jekko:
  2035. it wasent even full attack
  2036. Lamp:
  2037. Aanyways, what did Darth want us to do?
  2038. GRiM:
  2039. hey wanted to be a pussy and stop the killing
  2040. GRiM:
  2041. i say stab on brothers
  2042. Canu:
  2043. pfft
  2044. Canu:
  2045. They're a bunch of miserable rebels
  2046. Canu:
  2047. Foah the Empruh
  2048. Jekko:
  2049. wall of text
  2050. DM:
  2051. Darth wanted an intimidate, then... I dunno.
  2052. Lamp:
  2053. So, do we spend his turn babbling about stuff or doing something actually useful?
  2054. DM:
  2055. The former.
  2056. Lamp:
  2057. Fine, we do that
  2058. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
  2059. Lamp:
  2060. His intimidate roll
  2061. DM:
  2062. Do I even need to roll? The Leader gets a +12 mod.
  2063. Lamp:
  2064. No
  2065. Lamp:
  2066. Do we need to rp this?
  2067. DM:
  2068. Nah, he isn't here.
  2069. DM:
  2070. Your turn.
  2071. Lamp:
  2072. I cast
  2073. Lamp:
  2074. HOLD PERSON ON LEADER!
  2075. GRiM:
  2076. Nice
  2077. Canu:
  2078. You know what'll stop the +12 GRiM?
  2079. Canu:
  2080. An arrow through the windpipe
  2081. GRiM:
  2082. haha
  2083. Lamp:
  2084. 15 save dc
  2085. DM:
  2086. What save?
  2087. GRiM:
  2088. well conveniently the path to him is a pile of corpses now
  2089. Lamp:
  2090. Will
  2091. Lamp:
  2092. I think
  2093. DM:
  2094. Make a caster level check
  2095. * Lamp rolls: d20+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
  2096. Lamp:
  2097. Not good
  2098. DM:
  2099. Either way, I want to see how it rolls out.
  2100. * DM rolls: d20 + 14 => 8 + 14 = 22
  2101. DM:
  2102. Nope.
  2103. Lamp:
  2104. ...
  2105. DM:
  2106. Anything else?
  2107. Lamp:
  2108. Fuck it, DMM Enlarge person on Nirrti
  2109. DM:
  2110. k
  2111. Canu:
  2112. HE GOT THE POWER
  2113. Lamp:
  2114. Then 5 foot step
  2115. Canu:
  2116. God dammit Lamp why'd you move there
  2117. GRiM:
  2118. yeah
  2119. Canu:
  2120. I need to get away from the attacker for spells
  2121. GRiM:
  2122. goddamnit
  2123. Lamp:
  2124. There I mena
  2125. Lamp:
  2126. It was a.... misclick
  2127. Lamp:
  2128. But that dude has 10 reach
  2129. Lamp:
  2130. So you should go where I am now
  2131. Canu:
  2132. Move when you can
  2133. Jekko:
  2134. i get +2 str
  2135. Jekko:
  2136. crash?
  2137. DM:
  2138. No
  2139. DM:
  2140. Casting a spell on OMG'ahr
  2141. Lamp:
  2142. Nirrti get s+2 str -2 dex +1 attack -1 ac and 3d6 damage
  2143. Darth GW7:
  2144. back
  2145. Darth GW7:
  2146. are you done murdering these poor people
  2147. DM:
  2148. Not yet
  2149. GRiM:
  2150. quite hippie
  2151. GRiM:
  2152. *queit
  2153. GRiM:
  2154. *quiet
  2155. Darth GW7:
  2156. keep trying
  2157. DM:
  2158. Make a Fort save for Nirrti.
  2159. GRiM:
  2160. I'M TIRED
  2161. * Lamp rolls: d20+6 => 4 + 6 = 10
  2162. DM:
  2163. I meant Jekko.
  2164. Lamp:
  2165. oh
  2166. Lamp:
  2167. right
  2168. * Jekko rolls: d20+6 => 11 + 6 = 17
  2169. Lamp:
  2170. Muc better
  2171. Lamp:
  2172. Much
  2173. DM:
  2174. Nope, doesn't save.
  2175. DM:
  2176. Nirrti is now panicked and sickened.
  2177. GRiM:
  2178. lo
  2179. GRiM:
  2180. lol
  2181. Lamp:
  2182. haha
  2183. GRiM:
  2184. still in range for me
  2185. GRiM:
  2186.  
  2187. Darth GW7:
  2188. Sounds like me
  2189. Darth GW7:
  2190. :C
  2191. * DM rolls: d4 => 1
  2192. DM:
  2193. 1 round of panic
  2194. DM whispers: Aaaw
  2195. DM:
  2196. vs Elias
  2197. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 13 + 3 = 16
  2198. DM:
  2199. « d6 + 3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » damage.
  2200. Canu:
  2201. I panic?
  2202. DM:
  2203. Canu;s turn
  2204. Canu:
  2205. And take damage?
  2206. DM:
  2207. No
  2208. DM:
  2209. Nirrti panics
  2210. Canu:
  2211. Any damage?
  2212. Canu:
  2213. The 8 damage
  2214. DM:
  2215. That was you
  2216. Canu:
  2217. Scorching Ray
  2218. Canu:
  2219. Leader
  2220. Canu:
  2221. Wait no
  2222. Canu:
  2223. no
  2224. Darth GW7:
  2225. Where did the leader go
  2226. Canu:
  2227. no
  2228. Canu:
  2229. That's silly
  2230. Darth GW7:
  2231. oh
  2232. Canu:
  2233. I'm doing Web
  2234. Darth GW7:
  2235. He's... running?
  2236. Canu:
  2237. Web on leader
  2238. Darth GW7:
  2239. Does this mean we can stop the senseless bloodshed?
  2240. DM:
  2241. Wait
  2242. * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
  2243. DM:
  2244. Continue
  2245. Canu:
  2246. Done
  2247. Canu:
  2248. Reflex negates
  2249. Canu:
  2250. But it's auto
  2251. Darth GW7:
  2252. STOP THE SENSELESS BLOODSHED
  2253. Lamp:
  2254. No >
  2255. DM:
  2256. What's the DC?
  2257. Darth GW7:
  2258.  
  2259. Canu:
  2260. Just says if they save the reflex DC
  2261. DM:
  2262. 10 + Spell level + Cha mod.
  2263. Lamp:
  2264. 15 according to his sheet
  2265. Canu:
  2266. Ah, 15 then
  2267. DM:
  2268. Mhm
  2269. * DM rolls: d20 + 13 => 6 + 13 = 19
  2270. DM:
  2271. Yup.
  2272. Canu:
  2273. Dayummmm
  2274. DM:
  2275. Anything else?
  2276. Darth GW7:
  2277. wait
  2278. Darth GW7:
  2279. this guy has +13 reflex?!
  2280. DM:
  2281. Yup
  2282. Darth GW7:
  2283. jesus shit
  2284. Darth GW7:
  2285. what level is he
  2286. DM:
  2287. That would be telling
  2288. DM:
  2289. Done, Canu?
  2290. Lamp:
  2291. And why is he running away then?
  2292. DM:
  2293. Reasons.
  2294. Lamp:
  2295. I shall chase him!
  2296. Lamp:
  2297. Once it is my turn
  2298. Jekko:
  2299. to tell his leaders abought us
  2300. Canu:
  2301. Lamp
  2302. Canu:
  2303. Err
  2304. Canu:
  2305. There are webs
  2306. Lamp:
  2307. Can I do a five feet step and charge?
  2308. DM:
  2309. Elias' eyes begin to burn.
  2310. Lamp:
  2311. ...oh shit
  2312. Lamp:
  2313. My reflex is -1
  2314.  
  2315. Elias:
  2316. Ah shit! It burns!
  2317. DM:
  2318. vs Nirrti, Nirrti, Lamp, Grim.
  2319. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 11 + 4 = 15
  2320. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 17 + 4 = 21
  2321. * DM rolls: d20 - 1 => 14 - 1 = 13
  2322. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 16 + 4 = 20
  2323. DM:
  2324. Nirrti takes a penalty for size, yes?
  2325. Lamp:
  2326. -1
  2327. DM:
  2328. Ah
  2329. Lamp:
  2330. and another one for dex minus
  2331. DM:
  2332. Still, 1 hit on each of you.
  2333. * DM rolls: d8 => 7
  2334. DM:
  2335. that was OMG'ahr
  2336. * DM rolls: d3 + 1 => 3 + 1 = 4
  2337. DM:
  2338. Ahwassa
  2339. * DM rolls: d8 => 4
  2340. DM:
  2341. Xannan
  2342. DM:
  2343. Jekko's turn
  2344. Jekko:
  2345. how to get behind?
  2346. Lamp:
  2347. By delaying
  2348. Jekko:
  2349. or can i tumble past him and then go behind?
  2350. Darth GW7:
  2351. Who?
  2352. Lamp:
  2353. Flanking needs someone to flank
  2354. Lamp:
  2355. Game mechanics don't recognise the way they are facing
  2356. Jekko:
  2357. ill take my cross bow and shoot the leader
  2358. DM:
  2359. k
  2360. * Jekko rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
  2361. Darth GW7:
  2362. ...
  2363. Jekko:
  2364. well
  2365. Darth GW7:
  2366. all I can say is this
  2367. Darth GW7:
  2368. I'm glad I'm behind him
  2369. Darth GW7:
  2370. wait-
  2371. Lamp:
  2372. haha
  2373. Darth GW7:
  2374. let me rephrase that
  2375. Lamp:
  2376. Don't
  2377. Darth GW7:
  2378. damnit
  2379. DM:
  2380. Another attack roll.
  2381. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+11 => 17 + 11 = 28
  2382. Darth GW7:
  2383. Oh, sorry
  2384. Darth GW7:
  2385. Thought you were referring to something else
  2386. DM:
  2387. heh
  2388. * Jekko rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
  2389. Darth GW7:
  2390. .........
  2391. DM:
  2392. ...
  2393. Lamp:
  2394. hahahahha
  2395. DM:
  2396. Jekko, roll damage.
  2397. * Jekko rolls: 1d6 => 5
  2398. DM:
  2399. Because you just shot yourself in the foot.
  2400. DM:
  2401. Right, take 5 damage. Anything else?
  2402. Jekko:
  2403. reload
  2404. Darth GW7:
  2405. don't forget to reload!
  2406. Lamp:
  2407. Mister Freeman!
  2408. Canu:
  2409. Hit in foot, reload
  2410. Canu:
  2411. Use the bolt in your foot
  2412. DM:
  2413. Grim's turn after you're done.
  2414.  
  2415. Halfred:
  2416. Au miss fire
  2417. Darth GW7:
  2418. Guys
  2419. Darth GW7:
  2420. if we kill the leader
  2421. Darth GW7:
  2422. you'd better fucking stop fighting
  2423. GRiM:
  2424. ready for me?
  2425. Lamp:
  2426. Shoot the leader
  2427. Lamp:
  2428. Kill Elias by accident
  2429. DM:
  2430. Go ahead.
  2431. GRiM:
  2432. can i step this way and not shoot elias in the face?
  2433. Darth GW7:
  2434. Shoot at me for not participating
  2435. Darth GW7:
  2436. hit leader, kill him
  2437. GRiM:
  2438. too far to rapid shot
  2439. GRiM:
  2440. 1 shot
  2441. DM:
  2442. You'll hit him if you roll badly.
  2443. GRiM:
  2444. 1 kill
  2445. Canu:
  2446. DO IT
  2447. * GRiM rolls: d20 +10 => 16 + 10 = 26
  2448. Darth GW7:
  2449. ...
  2450. Canu:
  2451. Yesssssssss
  2452. GRiM:
  2453. phew
  2454. Darth GW7:
  2455. That's... good.
  2456. Canu:
  2457. Poison arrow?
  2458. GRiM:
  2459. no
  2460. Canu:
  2461. Ghoul blood?
  2462. GRiM:
  2463. they ran out
  2464. Lamp:
  2465. Did the arrow have explosive rune on it?
  2466. DM:
  2467. It wouldn't matter anyway.
  2468. DM:
  2469. Roll damage.
  2470. * GRiM rolls: d8+2 => 5 + 2 = 7
  2471. DM:
  2472. Alright
  2473. DM:
  2474. Anything else?
  2475. GRiM:
  2476. badger?  
  2477. DM:
  2478. Sure, sure.
  2479. GRiM:
  2480. stays where he is
  2481. GRiM:
  2482. attacks
  2483. DM:
  2484. The leader, btw, isn't showing an inch of flesh. he's completely cloaked in long strips of grey cloth.
  2485. DM:
  2486. Two +4 attacks, and a -1 one
  2487. Lamp:
  2488. Now you tell us?
  2489. DM:
  2490. Yeah, sorry.
  2491. GRiM:
  2492. badgers roll again?
  2493. DM:
  2494. Mhm
  2495. GRiM:
  2496. what is it?
  2497. Darth GW7:
  2498. leader is such a prude
  2499. Darth GW7:
  2500. not showing a bit of flesh
  2501. DM:
  2502. +4, +4, -1
  2503. DM:
  2504. Heh
  2505. * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 15 + 4 = 19
  2506. * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 13 + 4 = 17
  2507. * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 7 - 1 = 6
  2508. Canu:
  2509. The leader is actually.... A DRAGON!
  2510. DM:
  2511. Hit, hit, miss.
  2512. Darth GW7:
  2513. rrerr
  2514. DM:
  2515. 2d2 - 2 damage.
  2516. * GRiM rolls: 2d2-2 => 3 - 2 = 1
  2517. Darth GW7:
  2518. ..
  2519.  
  2520. Thug 7:
  2521. Urgh, it's starting to get annoying now.
  2522. Canu:
  2523. Is the leader leaving a blood trail?
  2524. DM:
  2525. No.
  2526. Lamp:
  2527. Since the damage is 1d2-1
  2528. Darth GW7:
  2529. So...
  2530. Darth GW7:
  2531. yeah
  2532. Lamp:
  2533. Wouldn't it be automatic one?
  2534. DM:
  2535. True
  2536.  
  2537. Xannan Hawkflight:
  2538. Atta boy! nibble like you mean it!
  2539. DM:
  2540. Technically automatic 2 in this case
  2541. Darth GW7:
  2542. yeah
  2543. Jekko is disconnected.
  2544. GRiM is disconnected.
  2545. Canu is disconnected.
  2546. DM is disconnected.
  2547. Lamp is disconnected.
  2548. DM has connected.
  2549. Jekko has connected.
  2550. Lamp has connected.
  2551. GRiM has connected.
  2552.  
  2553. Thug 7:
  2554. I blacked out for a second there, and the next thing I know, I'm being mauled by a badger.
  2555. DM:
  2556. Nirrti's turn
  2557. Darth GW7:
  2558. Mauled?
  2559.  
  2560. Ahwassa:
  2561. That's life for you
  2562. DM:
  2563. Tickled
  2564. Darth GW7:
  2565. Wow what a drama queen
  2566. Canu has connected.
  2567.  
  2568. Ahwassa:
  2569. Once moment you're enjoying a nice tea, another a fucking badger is on your face
  2570.  
  2571. Ahwassa:
  2572. One*
  2573. Canu:
  2574. Hahaha
  2575. DM:
  2576. What a sentence to enter to.
  2577. * Elias tries to laugh, but is too busy holding his watering eyes
  2578. Lamp:
  2579. Hehe
  2580. DM:
  2581. Watering?
  2582. Canu:
  2583. Because they're on fire
  2584. Canu:
  2585. Tears
  2586. DM:
  2587. Continue, Jekko.
  2588. Canu:
  2589. TEARS!
  2590. Lamp:
  2591. Fuck shit up
  2592. Lamp:
  2593. Wait, nvm
  2594. Lamp:
  2595. Nirrti is feared, wasn't he?
  2596. Jekko:
  2597. i can hit both of them
  2598. DM:
  2599. He can't move closer
  2600. GRiM:
  2601. nirrti is panicked
  2602. GRiM:
  2603. i thought
  2604. Jekko:
  2605. but can i hit those two?
  2606. DM:
  2607. A panicked creature must drop anything it holds and flee at top speed from the source of its fear, as well as any other dangers it encounters, along a random path. It can’t take any other actions. In addition, the creature takes a –2 penalty on all saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. If cornered, a panicked creature cowers and does not attack, typically using the total defense action in combat. A panicked creature can use special abilities, including spells, to flee; indeed, the creature must use such means if they are the only way to escape.
  2608. DM:
  2609. Huh.
  2610. Darth GW7:
  2611. ...
  2612. Jekko:
  2613. so i run
  2614. Lamp:
  2615. Yes
  2616. DM:
  2617. Yes.
  2618. Darth GW7:
  2619. Yes
  2620.  
  2621. OMG'ahr:
  2622. you guys go this way i go home
  2623. Lamp:
  2624. heh, silly references
  2625. Jekko:
  2626. done
  2627. Lamp:
  2628. He ran into a wall
  2629. Lamp:
  2630. Literally
  2631. DM:
  2632. Darth's turn
  2633. Darth GW7:
  2634. ...
  2635. Jekko:
  2636. just kill
  2637. Darth GW7:
  2638. fuck you
  2639. Darth GW7:
  2640. no
  2641. Lamp:
  2642. Try to reason!
  2643. GRiM:
  2644. lol
  2645. GRiM:
  2646. flame breath
  2647. GRiM:
  2648. BURNINITATE
  2649. DM:
  2650. Save DC?
  2651. Jekko:
  2652. brb
  2653. Lamp:
  2654. Wall of text inc
  2655. DM:
  2656. What
  2657. Lamp:
  2658. From Zar
  2659. DM:
  2660. Oh
  2661. Darth GW7:
  2662. Don't worry hjort, not stealing your fire
  2663.  
  2664. Z'ar Kor:
  2665. Please, for the last time, stop this! We don't want any more bloodshed - End this before you're all killed!
  2666. DM:
  2667. He says, setting them on fire.
  2668. Darth GW7:
  2669. what
  2670. Darth GW7:
  2671. when did I say this
  2672. DM:
  2673. Aw
  2674. DM:
  2675. Dip. check.
  2676. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 17
  2677. Darth GW7:
  2678. not bad
  2679. Darth GW7:
  2680. Should get a bonus since they're, well, dying
  2681. Darth GW7:
  2682. and their leader running
  2683. Lamp:
  2684. d20 rolls without mods look so empty  
  2685. Darth GW7:
  2686. 10 CHA
  2687. DM:
  2688. To be fair, the leader is still talking to them.
  2689. Lamp:
  2690. While running away
  2691. Lamp:
  2692. Gee, that's inspirational
  2693. DM:
  2694. The wonders of telepathy.
  2695. Darth GW7:
  2696. "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! JUST, KEEP FIGHTING!"
  2697. Lamp:
  2698. !!!!
  2699. Lamp:
  2700. Telepathy!
  2701. Lamp:
  2702. I shall roll planar on all kinds of creatures that have telepathy
  2703. DM:
  2704. It won't help.
  2705. Lamp:
  2706. Religion?
  2707. DM:
  2708. Still won't help.
  2709. DM:
  2710. Need to actually be able to identify the creature in some way to make a knowledge roll.
  2711. Lamp:
  2712. Oh
  2713. Jekko:
  2714. its psion knolidge roll
  2715. DM:
  2716. Same as before - won't help.
  2717.  
  2718. Thug 2:
  2719. M-maybe he's right. Maybe we shou-Oh god, my head. It, It burns.
  2720.  
  2721. Thug 6:
  2722. Keep fighting, fool!
  2723. DM:
  2724. Anything else?
  2725.  
  2726. Elias:
  2727. GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
  2728. Darth GW7:
  2729. How do thugs 5 and 8 react?
  2730. Lamp:
  2731. This is mean, you force us to kill them
  2732. DM:
  2733. Do I?
  2734. DM:
  2735. 5 frowns slightly, and puts his crossbow on the ground. 8 spits in his direction, and raises his crossbow.
  2736. Darth GW7:
  2737. GRAPPLE TIME BITCHES
  2738. Darth GW7:
  2739. COVER YOUR DICE
  2740. DM:
  2741. Oh dear god no.
  2742. Lamp:
  2743. OH GOD
  2744. Darth GW7:
  2745. How would I go about subduing him
  2746. Darth GW7:
  2747. Disarm? Or tackle to ground?
  2748. Darth GW7:
  2749. Or both?
  2750. Lamp:
  2751. Grapple
  2752. Darth GW7:
  2753. That's what I meant
  2754. DM:
  2755. Can't use ranged weapons in a grapple. Tackling him will effectively disarm him.
  2756. Darth GW7:
  2757. I TACKLE THAT BITCH
  2758. Darth GW7:
  2759. gently
  2760. Canu:
  2761. Gently
  2762. Darth GW7:
  2763. softly
  2764. GRiM:
  2765. lol
  2766. Darth GW7:
  2767. smoooooothly
  2768. Canu:
  2769. Love him gently
  2770. Darth GW7:
  2771. oh god this is getting weird
  2772. GRiM:
  2773. hand job XD
  2774. Darth GW7:
  2775. ...
  2776. Canu:
  2777. rrerr
  2778. Darth GW7:
  2779. and less and less subtle, too.
  2780. Canu:
  2781. It's mating season if you know what I mean
  2782. Darth GW7:
  2783. .
  2784. Canu:
  2785. .... Sex
  2786. Canu:
  2787. Just getting more and more blunt
  2788. Lamp:
  2789. Heh
  2790. Lamp:
  2791. I have blunt damage resistance
  2792. Lamp:
  2793. ....soon
  2794.  
  2795. Xannan Hawkflight:
  2796. Z'ar. down boy. no humping
  2797. Darth GW7:
  2798. GOD DAMNIT GUYS
  2799. Darth GW7:
  2800. STOP THIS
  2801. Canu:
  2802. He's asexual Xannan
  2803. Darth GW7:
  2804. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
  2805. Lamp:
  2806. NEVER!
  2807. Canu:
  2808. Everyone's getting their turn
  2809. Canu:
  2810. Lamp with the tent
  2811. GRiM:
  2812. he clearly has a male gender persona
  2813. Canu:
  2814. And you with the soft tackle
  2815. Canu:
  2816.  
  2817. Canu:
  2818. Anyway
  2819. Darth GW7:
  2820. HJORT
  2821. Canu:
  2822. What are results of tackel
  2823. Darth GW7:
  2824. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  2825. Canu:
  2826. tackle*
  2827. Darth GW7:
  2828. Oh
  2829. DM:
  2830. Nope
  2831. Darth GW7:
  2832. he's probably digging out the book
  2833. Darth GW7:
  2834. I think it's volume 4
  2835. Darth GW7:
  2836. version 6
  2837. Canu:
  2838. Volume 4: More on Grappling
  2839. GRiM:
  2840. lol
  2841. Lamp:
  2842. Which edition are we talking about?
  2843. Canu:
  2844. Volume 5: Afterthoughts on Grapplig
  2845. DM:
  2846. Attack roll.
  2847. Darth GW7:
  2848. I dedicated a whole bookshelf to the grapple rules
  2849. Canu:
  2850. Grappling*
  2851. Lamp:
  2852. It's on the fifth version on the newest
  2853. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 19 + 9 = 28
  2854. Darth GW7:
  2855. hoo boy
  2856. Darth GW7:
  2857. brb
  2858. DM:
  2859. And another attack roll.
  2860. Jekko:
  2861. he left
  2862. DM:
  2863. Indeed
  2864. Canu:
  2865. Guy is now MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE
  2866. Canu:
  2867. I ShALL MAGIC MISSILE THE LEADER
  2868. Canu:
  2869. 3d4 + 3
  2870. Canu:
  2871. NO CHANCE OF MISS
  2872. Lamp:
  2873. It isn't your turn?
  2874. Canu:
  2875. When it is
  2876. DM:
  2877. Isn't it a ranged attack, Canu?
  2878. Lamp:
  2879. After mine
  2880. Lamp:
  2881. No
  2882. Canu:
  2883. Nope
  2884. Lamp:
  2885. Magic missile is autohit
  2886. DM:
  2887. Aw.
  2888. Canu:
  2889. It's an auto-shot Hjort
  2890. DM:
  2891. True
  2892. Lamp:
  2893. It's like using aimbot
  2894. Canu:
  2895. however
  2896. Canu:
  2897. It makes me point at the target
  2898. Lamp:
  2899. Did the attack roll go through?
  2900. Lamp:
  2901. For the grapple
  2902. DM:
  2903. The first one did.
  2904. DM:
  2905. He now needs to roll to grapple.
  2906. Lamp:
  2907. ....oh
  2908. Lamp:
  2909. Goddamnit darth
  2910. Jekko:
  2911. kill murder pillage
  2912. Lamp:
  2913. Darth
  2914. Lamp:
  2915. Not nirrit
  2916. Lamp:
  2917. Nirrti
  2918. Lamp:
  2919. Yawn
  2920. Lamp:
  2921. Can I do my turn?
  2922. DM:
  2923. Darth doesn't go inside him till next turn, Canu. Lamp, take your turn, so long as it doesn't interfere with Darth's.
  2924. Lamp:
  2925. Can I do a five foot step then charge?
  2926. Canu:
  2927. go inside him
  2928. DM:
  2929. heh
  2930. DM:
  2931. No, Lamp
  2932. Lamp:
  2933. Aww
  2934. Lamp:
  2935. Goddamnit guys, you're in front of me
  2936. Canu:
  2937. Just kill Thug 2
  2938. Lamp:
  2939. I hit him with my sword!
  2940. * Lamp rolls: d20+7 => 2 + 7 = 9
  2941. Lamp:
  2942. or not
  2943. DM:
  2944. Hit
  2945. Lamp:
  2946. ....what?
  2947. * Lamp rolls: 2d6+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
  2948. DM:
  2949. What a shame I was lying.
  2950. DM:
  2951. Anything else?
  2952. Lamp:
  2953. Do we have any other combats coming?
  2954. DM:
  2955. Yes. Enough to get to a fairly high level, eventually.
  2956. DM:
  2957. Oh, did you mean soon?
  2958. Lamp:
  2959. Yeah
  2960. Lamp:
  2961. Until resting
  2962. DM:
  2963. No
  2964. Lamp:
  2965. LUCK REROLL!
  2966. * Lamp rolls: d20+7 => 15 + 7 = 22
  2967. DM:
  2968. Hit
  2969. Lamp:
  2970. the damage was 11
  2971. DM:
  2972. He dies
  2973. DM:
  2974. Or, is dying.
  2975. Canu:
  2976. But how
  2977. Canu:
  2978. We must have detailllllllllll
  2979. Canu:
  2980. jk jk
  2981. Lamp:
  2982. haha
  2983. DM:
  2984. He got hit until he stopped moving.
  2985. DM:
  2986. Also he has rabies.
  2987. Canu:
  2988. Hnnnnnng
  2989. Canu:
  2990. All the blood
  2991. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 18 + 9 = 27
  2992. Darth GW7:
  2993. sup
  2994. Lamp:
  2995. Sup
  2996. Canu:
  2997. Darth
  2998. DM:
  2999. Darth, you're now grappling the Thug.
  3000. Darth GW7:
  3001. Cool.
  3002. Darth GW7:
  3003. Er...
  3004. Darth GW7:
  3005. Soooo
  3006. Darth GW7:
  3007. what now
  3008. Lamp:
  3009. You are also inside of him
  3010. DM:
  3011. Not yet, next turn.
  3012. DM:
  3013. Need to maintain it first.
  3014. GRiM:
  3015. my turn?
  3016. GRiM:
  3017. yet?
  3018. DM:
  3019. ...no.
  3020. Jekko:
  3021. canu
  3022. Canu:
  3023. What
  3024. Canu:
  3025. Oh
  3026. Canu:
  3027. Magic missile
  3028. Canu:
  3029. Leader
  3030. DM:
  3031. Leader's turn.
  3032. Lamp:
  3033. Can I retcon a five foot step?
  3034. DM:
  3035. No
  3036. Lamp:
  3037. okay
  3038.  
  3039. Leader:
  3040. run fuck away
  3041.  
  3042. Leader:
  3043. leg it
  3044.  
  3045. Leader:
  3046. nigga she an apple
  3047. DM:
  3048. Canu's turn
  3049. Darth GW7:
  3050. IT BEGINS
  3051. * Canu rolls: 3d4 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
  3052. Canu:
  3053. Thug 2
  3054. Canu:
  3055. He explodes?
  3056.  
  3057. Thug 2:
  3058. Oh dear god, why, I had stopped fighting!
  3059. Lamp:
  3060. He had?
  3061. Canu:
  3062. Wait he did?
  3063. DM:
  3064. Yup
  3065. Canu:
  3066. Meh
  3067. Canu:
  3068. He's dying
  3069. Canu:
  3070. He can deal with it
  3071.  
  3072. Ahwassa:
  3073. Elias, what the fuck man?
  3074. DM:
  3075. Done?
  3076.  
  3077. Elias:
  3078. He was... He was not fighting?
  3079.  
  3080. Elias:
  3081. Not like I could SEE IT
  3082. Canu:
  3083. Yes
  3084. Canu:
  3085. Done
  3086. GRiM:
  3087. me now?
  3088. DM:
  3089. No
  3090. * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 8 + 1 = 9
  3091. Darth GW7:
  3092. ..
  3093. DM:
  3094. vs Jekko, now.
  3095. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 11 + 4 = 15
  3096. DM:
  3097. Lamp
  3098. * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 13 + 4 = 17
  3099. * DM rolls: d8 => 1
  3100. DM:
  3101. Jekko's turn
  3102. DM:
  3103. Er
  3104. DM:
  3105. I have no idea how this works
  3106. Jekko:
  3107. i have no idea what im doing
  3108. DM:
  3109. I suppose that counts as flanking.
  3110. Lamp:
  3111. I don't think you can flank grappled opponents
  3112. DM:
  3113. I have no idea. None of the grapple rules make sense.
  3114. Lamp:
  3115. But grappling negates any dex bonus
  3116. Lamp:
  3117. so sneak attacks everywhere
  3118. Jekko:
  3119. flat footed
  3120. DM:
  3121. True
  3122. DM:
  3123. Go on
  3124. Canu:
  3125. Just assumed he's down and at the mercy of Z'ar
  3126. Darth GW7:
  3127. ...
  3128. DM:
  3129. ...
  3130. Darth GW7:
  3131. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WORD IT LIKE THAT
  3132. Canu:
  3133. Well he is, isn't he?
  3134. * Jekko rolls: d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13
  3135. DM:
  3136. Hit
  3137. * Jekko rolls: 1d3+3d6 => 3 + 8 = 11
  3138. Canu:
  3139. What's jekko attacking
  3140. Lamp:
  3141. The grappled dude
  3142. Lamp:
  3143. Wait,
  3144. Lamp:
  3145. We wanted him alive right?
  3146. DM:
  3147. Yes
  3148. Lamp:
  3149. Ops, too late
  3150. Darth GW7:
  3151. ...
  3152.  
  3153. Z'ar Kor:
  3154. What the hell are you doing?
  3155.  
  3156. Z'ar Kor:
  3157. *!
  3158.  
  3159. Z'ar Kor:
  3160. *?!
  3161. Canu:
  3162. *?!?
  3163.  
  3164. Z'ar Kor:
  3165. I had him subdued, you didn't need to KILL him!
  3166.  
  3167. Halfred:
  3168. we have 2 guys left
  3169. DM:
  3170. Not dead - dying!
  3171. Darth GW7:
  3172. I roll to slap the fuck outta halfred
  3173. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+9 => 14 + 9 = 23
  3174. DM:
  3175. Not your turn.
  3176. Canu:
  3177. Big meaty lizard backhand across the face
  3178. Darth GW7:
  3179. STOP WORDING IT LIKE THAT
  3180. Canu:
  3181. WORD WIZARD
  3182. Canu:
  3183. Ok ok
  3184. Jekko:
  3185. nirrti or grim?
  3186. DM:
  3187. Grim
  3188. GRiM:
  3189. ok
  3190. GRiM:
  3191. where is the leader?
  3192. Jekko:
  3193. ran off
  3194. DM:
  3195. Teleported away
  3196. GRiM:
  3197. gonna shoot thug 6
  3198. GRiM:
  3199. rapid shot
  3200. Darth GW7:
  3201. STOP KILLING THEM
  3202. Darth GW7:
  3203. YOU.. YOU.....
  3204. Darth GW7:
  3205. TRIPLE NIGGERS
  3206. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 16 + 8 = 24
  3207. Canu:
  3208.  
  3209. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 20 + 8 = 28
  3210. Canu:
  3211. Why do you want them alive Darth?
  3212. DM:
  3213. Roll to confirm
  3214. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 8 => 17 + 8 = 25
  3215. DM:
  3216. All hit
  3217. Jekko:
  3218. 4d8
  3219. Darth GW7:
  3220. Why do you want them dead?
  3221. DM:
  3222. 4?
  3223. * GRiM rolls: 3d8+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
  3224. Jekko:
  3225. long bow is x3
  3226. GRiM:
  3227. yep
  3228. GRiM:
  3229. 3
  3230. Darth GW7:
  3231. You just killed a running man
  3232. Darth GW7:
  3233. What the fuck is wrong with you people
  3234. GRiM:
  3235. damn straight
  3236. DM:
  3237. Oh yeah
  3238. Canu:
  3239. Hahaha
  3240. DM:
  3241. Nother d8
  3242. Canu:
  3243. WELCOME TO LIFE DARTH
  3244. GRiM:
  3245. i rolled 3
  3246. Canu:
  3247. IT SUCKS
  3248. DM:
  3249. Another one
  3250. Darth GW7:
  3251. HEY GUYS
  3252. Darth GW7:
  3253. GUYS
  3254. DM:
  3255. For the standard attack
  3256. GRiM:
  3257. ok fine
  3258. Darth GW7:
  3259. HOW MANY OF YOU CLAIMED TO BE OF GOOD ALIGNMENT
  3260. Darth GW7:
  3261. HMMMM
  3262. * GRiM rolls: d8 => 6
  3263. DM:
  3264. One
  3265. Lamp:
  3266. HEY
  3267. Darth GW7:
  3268. I'M INTRIGUED
  3269. Canu:
  3270. We still got Thug 5
  3271. Lamp:
  3272. I have a reason!
  3273. DM:
  3274. Wait, too.
  3275. DM:
  3276. two
  3277. Darth GW7:
  3278. INCREDIBLY FUCKING INTRIGUED
  3279. * GRiM rolls: d8 => 2
  3280. Canu:
  3281. I'm LE
  3282. * GRiM rolls: d8 => 4
  3283. Lamp:
  3284. They are dying!
  3285.  
  3286. Thug 6:
  3287. Oh no, who will look after my poor little children now?
  3288. Jekko:
  3289. shud i kill the last one now
  3290. Canu:
  3291. Suddenly, children start showing up
  3292. DM:
  3293. If Grim's done, it's Nirrti's turn
  3294. Canu:
  3295. "Daddy! Wake up!"
  3296. GRiM:
  3297. no
  3298. GRiM:
  3299. badger
  3300. DM:
  3301. What'll it do?
  3302. Canu:
  3303. Gotta get as sad and depressing as possibru
  3304. GRiM:
  3305. 1 attack
  3306. Canu:
  3307. DON'T ATTACK THAT ONE
  3308. Canu:
  3309. HE SURRENDERED
  3310. Jekko:
  3311. move it out of the way
  3312. GRiM:
  3313. he wont kill him
  3314. GRiM:
  3315. just rough him up a bit
  3316. GRiM:
  3317. with a bite or two
  3318. DM:
  3319. Just give him a terrible disease.
  3320. Darth GW7:
  3321. he's surrendering
  3322. GRiM:
  3323. yeah
  3324. Darth GW7:
  3325. you... you.....
  3326. Darth GW7:
  3327. I...
  3328. Lamp:
  3329. Quadruple nigger?
  3330. DM:
  3331. heh
  3332. Darth GW7:
  3333. Whose turn is it
  3334. GRiM:
  3335. mine
  3336. Darth GW7:
  3337. after that
  3338. DM:
  3339. d20 + 4
  3340. * GRiM rolls: d20 + 4 => 12 + 4 = 16
  3341. DM:
  3342. Nirrti's after that
  3343. DM:
  3344. That's a hit
  3345. * GRiM rolls: d2 -1 => 1 - 1 = 0
  3346. Darth GW7:
  3347. When am I?
  3348. DM:
  3349. 1 damage
  3350. Darth GW7:
  3351. ..
  3352. DM:
  3353. Nirrti's turn
  3354. Jekko:
  3355. end combat or kill the last one
  3356. Darth GW7:
  3357. END MOTHERFUCKING COMBAT
  3358. DM:
  3359. Kill it.
  3360. Jekko:
  3361. naa kill
  3362. Darth GW7:
  3363. BEFORE I GO BATSHIT DRAGON RAPIST ON YOU DICKFUCKS
  3364. DM:
  3365. :P
  3366. Canu:
  3367. Kill
  3368. Canu:
  3369. pick him up
  3370. Darth GW7:
  3371. Hey guys
  3372. Canu:
  3373. And bite his head off
  3374. Darth GW7:
  3375. Guys
  3376. Lamp:
  3377. Grapple!
  3378. Darth GW7:
  3379. Remember that part of Baldur's Gate 2
  3380. Darth GW7:
  3381. Where you have a really good party member
  3382. Darth GW7:
  3383. And if you do an evil act
  3384. Darth GW7:
  3385. She turns on you
  3386. Darth GW7:
  3387. And attacks you
  3388. GRiM:
  3389. quick load
  3390. Canu:
  3391. Yeah
  3392. Lamp:
  3393. But you already turned on us once
  3394. Darth GW7:
  3395. And I can do it again oh so easily
  3396. DM:
  3397. "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
  3398. Canu:
  3399. Jekko
  3400. Canu:
  3401. Don't attack
  3402. Darth GW7:
  3403. YEAH
  3404. Darth GW7:
  3405. I WILL NEVER AGAIN
  3406. Canu:
  3407. We don't want Darth's guy turning on us
  3408. Darth GW7:
  3409. STAND AT YOUR DUNGEON ENTRANCES
  3410. Darth GW7:
  3411. I WILL DELIBERATELY STAND AT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE MAP
  3412. Darth GW7:
  3413. NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU VENTURE FORTH
  3414.  
  3415. OMG'ahr:
  3416. my god want's blood
  3417. DM:
  3418. It was worse in Icewind Dale. It repeated so, so many times.
  3419. Darth GW7:
  3420. this reminds me of the time I was playing Baldur's gate 2 at my friends house
  3421. GRiM:
  3422. plus you are the aerie of this campaign
  3423. Darth GW7:
  3424. and their brother was pissing me off ingame
  3425. Lamp:
  3426. Darth
  3427. Lamp:
  3428. I got this shit
  3429. Darth GW7:
  3430. so we attacked the guards
  3431. Lamp:
  3432. Don't worry
  3433. Darth GW7:
  3434. and ran and hid
  3435. Darth GW7:
  3436. and they hunted him down and killed him
  3437. Canu:
  3438. Z'ar is Aerie?
  3439. Canu:
  3440. hhahahaha
  3441. Jekko:
  3442. so do i kill him or not?
  3443. Darth GW7:
  3444. holy shit that bitch has huge eyes
  3445. Jekko:
  3446. well?
  3447. Darth GW7:
  3448. no
  3449. Darth GW7:
  3450. god damn
  3451. Jekko:
  3452. 1 for no
  3453. GRiM:
  3454. yes Z'ar is Aerie
  3455. Canu:
  3456. Can we kill him just a little bit
  3457. Canu:
  3458. Just a little
  3459. GRiM:
  3460. get info
  3461. * Darth GW7 rolls: d1 => 1
  3462. GRiM:
  3463. kill him
  3464. Darth GW7:
  3465. 1 for no
  3466. Darth GW7:
  3467. no
  3468. * Canu rolls: 1d2 => 2
  3469. Canu:
  3470. I say yes
  3471. Jekko:
  3472. 1 for yes
  3473. Jekko:
  3474. 2 for yes
  3475. * GRiM rolls: d2 => 2
  3476. Lamp:
  3477. I say no
  3478. GRiM:
  3479. yes
  3480. Jekko:
  3481. its fucking tie
  3482. Darth GW7:
  3483. Alright
  3484. Darth GW7:
  3485. what now
  3486. Jekko:
  3487. so dm say your words
  3488. DM:
  3489. What
  3490. Lamp:
  3491. I say we let them live
  3492. DM:
  3493. I want no part in this madness
  3494. Canu:
  3495. We let him live
  3496. Lamp:
  3497. Those that can at least
  3498. Darth GW7:
  3499. HE SAID NO
  3500. Darth GW7:
  3501. HE SAID NO
  3502. Canu:
  3503. even Evil has satandards
  3504. Canu:
  3505. Hahahahaha
  3506. Darth GW7:
  3507. I want no
  3508. Darth GW7:
  3509. no
  3510. Lamp:
  3511. satandards
  3512. Canu:
  3513. Satandards
  3514. Lamp:
  3515. Was that an accidental pun?
  3516. Canu:
  3517. Yes
  3518. Lamp:
  3519. Is combat over?
  3520. Darth GW7:
  3521. yes
  3522. GRiM:
  3523. XP!?
  3524. Darth GW7:
  3525. XD
  3526. Lamp:
  3527. I cast cure minor wounds on all the dying enemies
  3528. GRiM:
  3529. dont
  3530. GRiM:
  3531. do that
  3532. GRiM:
  3533. questions first
  3534. Lamp:
  3535. It's +1 heal
  3536. GRiM:
  3537. then heal
  3538. Lamp:
  3539. It's for stabilizing
  3540. Darth GW7:
  3541. oh sure
  3542. DM:
  3543. 200 xp. Then a 200 penalty for murdering innocents.
  3544. Jekko:
  3545. loot
  3546. Lamp:
  3547. haha
  3548. GRiM:
  3549. WHAT
  3550. Darth GW7:
  3551. They're REALLY going to answer when they're unconcious
  3552. GRiM:
  3553. nothing about morality here
  3554. Lamp:
  3555. I say we tie 'em up
  3556. GRiM:
  3557. THIS IS D&D
  3558. Jekko:
  3559. search take 10 so 20
  3560. DM:
  3561. Nothing of value on them but cheap clubs, crossbows and leather armour.
  3562. * Elias continues to clutch his eyes
  3563. Lamp:
  3564. We.... don't take those
  3565. Lamp:
  3566. I cast heal moderate wounds on Elias
  3567. GRiM:
  3568. depends
  3569. Jekko:
  3570. so no xp
  3571. GRiM:
  3572. the crossbows good?
  3573. Darth GW7:
  3574. grim
  3575. DM:
  3576. 200 xp
  3577. Darth GW7:
  3578. they're thugs.
  3579. Darth GW7:
  3580. petty street thugs
  3581. DM:
  3582. What did you cast on Elias, Lamp?
  3583. Lamp:
  3584. Cure Moderate wounds
  3585. DM:
  3586. Roll for how much it heals/
  3587. Lamp:
  3588. checking
  3589. * Lamp rolls: 2d8+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
  3590. Lamp:
  3591. 14hp
  3592. Canu:
  3593. Yay
  3594. Canu:
  3595. Now I'm STILL GOING BLIND
  3596.  
  3597. Elias:
  3598. I feel healthy!
  3599. Lamp:
  3600. Can I cure the blindness with a heeal check?
  3601. DM:
  3602. Nope.
  3603.  
  3604. OMG'ahr:
  3605. so who sent you guys to kill us?
  3606.  
  3607. Z'ar Kor:
  3608. So Elias. What were you saying about only the weak falling victim to this plague?
  3609. * Elias snorts and wipes his eyes before approaching one of the dying men still conscious
  3610.  
  3611. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3612. Elias
  3613.  
  3614. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3615. follow my finger
  3616.  
  3617. Z'ar Kor:
  3618. Maybe now you'll look on their suffering with more compassion.
  3619. Canu:
  3620. Intimidate check
  3621. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
  3622. * Xannan Hawkflight waves his finger in front of elias
  3623. * DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 14 + 1 = 15
  3624.  
  3625. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3626. count the fingers
  3627. * Elias follows the finger, but sluggishly
  3628. * Xannan Hawkflight holds up 2
  3629.  
  3630. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3631. see?
  3632.  
  3633. Elias:
  3634. It's blurry, but I think it's 2
  3635.  
  3636. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3637. your fine
  3638. Darth GW7:
  3639. One mirrion dorrars?
  3640.  
  3641. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3642. Bodger will keep an eye out for the baddies
  3643. * Xannan Hawkflight whistles
  3644. DM:
  3645. He has milky white cataracts covering his eyes, now.
  3646. * Elias grips the scruff of one of the thugs
  3647.  
  3648. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3649. FOLLOW ELIAS
  3650.  
  3651. Elias:
  3652. Look you little shits, tell me WHY DID YOU ATTACK US
  3653.  
  3654. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3655. KEEP HIM SADE
  3656. GRiM:
  3657. *Safe
  3658. DM:
  3659. No
  3660.  
  3661. Elias:
  3662. Give us a good answer and I'll decide not to kill you painfully
  3663.  
  3664. Ahwassa:
  3665. Xanan, you're not taking this seriously are you?
  3666. DM:
  3667. It shall forever be Sade.
  3668.  
  3669. Bodger:
  3670. Arf!
  3671. Canu:
  3672. Elias is raging now
  3673.  
  3674. Thug 2:
  3675. I don't... remember. Where am I? Where are my children?
  3676.  
  3677. Elias:
  3678. Useless stupid FOOL
  3679.  
  3680. Thug 2:
  3681. All I remember is hearing a knock on the door then... then eyes.
  3682. * Elias raises a finger at the guy's head
  3683.  
  3684. Halfred:
  3685. mind controll
  3686. * Z'ar Kor grabs Elias
  3687. * Elias looks unsure of himself, glancing from the guy to the party
  3688.  
  3689. Halfred:
  3690. same whit Z'ar but whit masses
  3691. * Z'ar Kor and shifts 15ft in the process
  3692.  
  3693. Elias:
  3694. LET GO OF ME!
  3695.  
  3696. Z'ar Kor:
  3697. you- need- to- calm- down-
  3698. * Z'ar Kor pulls Elias away from the poor sod
  3699.  
  3700. Ahwassa:
  3701. I don't think you should handle the interrogations
  3702. DM:
  3703. Strength checks, surely
  3704. Lamp:
  3705. It's a mage
  3706. DM:
  3707. Still
  3708. Darth GW7:
  3709. ...
  3710. DM:
  3711. Darth could get a nat 1.
  3712. GRiM:
  3713. lol
  3714. Darth GW7:
  3715. 18 vs 9
  3716. * Elias steadies himself against a wall
  3717. Darth GW7:
  3718. seriously hjort
  3719. DM:
  3720. Go on.
  3721. Darth GW7:
  3722. SIGH
  3723. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
  3724. DM:
  3725. Canu
  3726. Darth GW7:
  3727. he gets 13
  3728.  
  3729. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3730. STOP IT YOU TWO
  3731.  
  3732. Elias:
  3733. All I wanted was to go back to my PEOPLE, and look what happened!
  3734. Darth GW7:
  3735. buff outta fucking nowhere
  3736.  
  3737. Elias:
  3738. EXACTLY! I CAN'T LOOK!
  3739.  
  3740. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3741. just ask that spineless whelp what he was doing here so we can get Elias some help and come back with enough ammo and spells to get revenge!
  3742. Canu:
  3743. Wait, gotta strength resist check
  3744. * Canu rolls: 1d20 - 1 => 11 - 1 = 10
  3745. Canu:
  3746. Nah
  3747. DM:
  3748. Right
  3749.  
  3750. Thug 5:
  3751. i'll just go home now
  3752. Darth GW7:
  3753. barely
  3754. Darth GW7:
  3755. oh god
  3756. Darth GW7:
  3757. Thug 5 must think we're crazy
  3758. Darth GW7:
  3759. he's probably sorry he ever left his house
  3760. DM:
  3761. Can you blame him?
  3762.  
  3763. Thug 5:
  3764. bye
  3765. DM:
  3766. Have you seen what you guys look like?
  3767.  
  3768. Elias:
  3769. I'm a mage Z'ar, I'm a MAGE
  3770.  
  3771. Elias:
  3772. I need my eyes
  3773.  
  3774. Elias:
  3775. Now I'm just one of the common rabble
  3776.  
  3777. Z'ar Kor:
  3778. We can cure it- YOU can cure it.
  3779. * Elias laughs
  3780.  
  3781. Elias:
  3782. This is all so fitting, isn't it
  3783.  
  3784. Z'ar Kor:
  3785. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.
  3786.  
  3787. Ahwassa:
  3788. You deserve it
  3789.  
  3790. Elias:
  3791. Of course it's not coincidence! Why do bad things happen to good people!
  3792.  
  3793. Elias:
  3794. It's not fair
  3795.  
  3796. Ahwassa:
  3797. True. Good thing it didn't happen this time
  3798.  
  3799. Halfred:
  3800. maybe the leader was the guy who sen't the letter Ellias
  3801.  
  3802. Halfred:
  3803. *send
  3804.  
  3805. Z'ar Kor:
  3806. Is treating the poor and needy like scum fair, Elias?
  3807.  
  3808. Z'ar Kor:
  3809. Is it fair to turn away from their suffering and spit at their feet?
  3810.  
  3811. Z'ar Kor:
  3812. You're looking through their eyes, now.
  3813.  
  3814. Z'ar Kor:
  3815. Maybe this is your chance to turn yourself around.
  3816. DM:
  3817. heh
  3818. * Elias puts his head against the wall, either refusing to respond to Z'ar, or unwilling to cope with ethe reality of the situation
  3819. * DM rolls: d20 + 19 => 1 + 19 = 20
  3820. DM:
  3821. Hm.
  3822. DM:
  3823. Continue.
  3824. Lamp:
  3825. What was that?
  3826.  
  3827. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3828. Z'ar, you talk a lot of crap you know?
  3829. DM:
  3830. Spot checks.
  3831. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 15 - 1 = 14
  3832. Darth GW7:
  3833. Hey, a not bad spot roll!
  3834. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
  3835. * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 3 - 1 = 2
  3836. Darth GW7:
  3837. ...
  3838. DM:
  3839. No
  3840. DM:
  3841. That was me
  3842. Darth GW7:
  3843. the same cannot be said for you
  3844. DM:
  3845. Making a spot check
  3846. Darth GW7:
  3847. oh
  3848.  
  3849. Elias:
  3850. Wait... Wait!
  3851. DM:
  3852. Sorry for the confusion. :\
  3853.  
  3854. Elias:
  3855. There's still hope
  3856. Darth GW7:
  3857. ...Is Thug 5 enthralled by Nirrti's presence?
  3858.  
  3859. Elias:
  3860. College, the COLLEGE!
  3861. DM:
  3862. heh
  3863.  
  3864. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3865. magic eye surgery?
  3866. * Elias laughs, "Don't be silly, you can't perform surgery on the eyes."
  3867.  
  3868. Thug 5:
  3869. now's my chance LEG IT!
  3870. Darth GW7:
  3871. tell that to jensen
  3872. Canu:
  3873. I fire a magic missile at thug 5
  3874. Darth GW7:
  3875. He's gone, doctor.
  3876. Canu:
  3877.  
  3878.  
  3879. Elias:
  3880. Ok, the college is...
  3881.  
  3882. Elias:
  3883. Is...
  3884.  
  3885. Elias:
  3886. Where are we
  3887. Jekko:
  3888. local
  3889.  
  3890. Ahwassa:
  3891. The college is that big tower?
  3892.  
  3893. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3894. Elias , should we get a map in Braille?
  3895.  
  3896. Elias:
  3897. No no, no need
  3898.  
  3899. Elias:
  3900. it's the big tower
  3901.  
  3902. Elias:
  3903. Ahwassa is right for a change
  3904.  
  3905. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3906. for a change?
  3907.  
  3908. Ahwassa:
  3909. For a change?
  3910.  
  3911. Z'ar Kor:
  3912. Back to your normal condescending self, I see.
  3913. * Z'ar Kor sighs
  3914.  
  3915. Ahwassa:
  3916. That's the thanks I get for constantly healing your wounds?
  3917.  
  3918. Elias:
  3919. Fine... Thank you, Ahwassa, for everythig
  3920.  
  3921. Elias:
  3922. everything*
  3923.  
  3924. Halfred:
  3925. let's just move out before more people show up
  3926.  
  3927. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3928. she tried her best
  3929. Lamp:
  3930. Was that in a sarcastic tone?
  3931. Canu:
  3932. No, it was in a forced tone
  3933.  
  3934. Ahwassa:
  3935. See? Not that hard
  3936.  
  3937. Elias:
  3938. I need a drink to get this taste out of my mouth, it's unusual
  3939.  
  3940. Halfred:
  3941. let's just move
  3942. * DM rolls: d20 => 3
  3943. DM:
  3944. The College is surrounded by large, ornate stone walls. The only gate in is surrounded by guardsmen. One of them intercepts you as you approach. "Halt," she cries. "What business do you have here?"
  3945.  
  3946. Elias:
  3947. I am chief acolyte Elias Guillermo of the Collegium Evocata, archmagus Gerard Samaril would probably wish to see me
  3948. Darth GW7:
  3949. his mouth just opened but all I heard were words
  3950. Lamp:
  3951. What else do you hear from there?
  3952. DM:
  3953. Best not to ask.
  3954. Darth GW7:
  3955. ..
  3956. DM:
  3957. "What is this Osir doing with you, Mage? And this... this thing." She looks at Z'ar with disgust.
  3958. Darth GW7:
  3959. knew it was coming
  3960. Lamp:
  3961. How did he recognise?
  3962. Lamp:
  3963. Not Zar obviously
  3964. DM:
  3965. I assume you look distinctly different. You are effectively from different continents.
  3966. Lamp:
  3967. All right
  3968.  
  3969. Elias:
  3970. I was trapped in the Planes due to a mage conducting unsanctioned magicks in the borderlands, I came across these... Comrades during my time in the Abyss
  3971. Lamp:
  3972. So... I look like the average scandinavian?
  3973. DM:
  3974. When were you ever in the Abyss?
  3975. Canu:
  3976. Ok
  3977. DM:
  3978. Er, sure, why not.
  3979. Canu:
  3980. Not Abyss
  3981. Canu:
  3982. The place we were
  3983.  
  3984. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3985. and now he's gone blind
  3986. DM:
  3987. Carceri
  3988.  
  3989. Xannan Hawkflight:
  3990. nearly
  3991. Canu:
  3992. Yes
  3993. Canu:
  3994. Carceri
  3995. DM:
  3996. She looks at you, blankly for a moment. The Abyss presumably means nothing to her. "And you say you were apprenticed to Samaril?"
  3997. Lamp:
  3998. Man, they should get better guards for this place
  3999.  
  4000. Elias:
  4001. I was... Is something wrong?
  4002.  
  4003. Elias:
  4004. I was... Well am*
  4005. DM:
  4006. "Er, yes. Have you spoken with him recently?"
  4007. Darth GW7:
  4008. She's probably thinking "The fuck is up with this bitch's eyes?"
  4009.  
  4010. Elias:
  4011. I have not, which is why I am here
  4012. Lamp:
  4013. Say if you plan on making important dip rolls
  4014. Lamp:
  4015. wait, nvm
  4016. DM:
  4017. "I can't risk taking your word for it. By His Lordship, I must place you, Elias Guillermo, and your companions, under arrest for suspicion of treason."
  4018. Darth GW7:
  4019. shit
  4020.  
  4021. Elias:
  4022. I... What?
  4023.  
  4024. Xannan Hawkflight:
  4025. What? on what grounds?
  4026. Canu:
  4027. Dip check
  4028. * Canu rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 17 + 9 = 26
  4029. Darth GW7:
  4030. ...
  4031. DM:
  4032. What do you say?
  4033. * GRiM rolls: d20 +6 => 13 + 6 = 19
  4034. GRiM:
  4035. thats my dip
  4036. DM:
  4037. What do YOU say, as well, then.
  4038. * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 7
  4039. Darth GW7:
  4040. THAT's-
  4041. Darth GW7:
  4042. never mind
  4043. Lamp:
  4044. Saving my roll
  4045. DM whispers: And what do you say?
  4046.  
  4047. Elias:
  4048. Guardsman I have been a law-abiding citizen of the Bier Empire for my entire life, vowing my life to protecting her lands and interests. I was taken away from her for months, only to be returned and called a traitor? Has something happened to Gerard?'
  4049. You whisper to DM: nothing, I'm not stupid
  4050. DM:
  4051. "Half the college fled to aid the rebel lords in the South. We cannot afford to take the risk that the rest are disloyal to the Empire - with our army cut off and our enemies almost at the gate, it would be insane to leave such a potential threat inside the city."
  4052. Lamp:
  4053. Which way are the osiri lands?
  4054. DM:
  4055. North east
  4056. * Elias stares blankly forward, before taking out a hand and rubbing his forehead, breathing heavily
  4057. Lamp:
  4058. ah
  4059. Lamp:
  4060. How do we get out of this?
  4061.  
  4062. Elias:
  4063. Emperor preserve me, I want, NEED to know how this happened
  4064.  
  4065. Elias:
  4066. Can we at least go into the Collegium to get aid for my blindness, and perhaps time to hear what changed in my absence?
  4067.  
  4068. Elias:
  4069. You could follow me for all I care, I'm no traitor
  4070. Canu:
  4071. Emperor Preserve me
  4072. Canu:
  4073. Ha
  4074. DM:
  4075. "The College has been shut down, sir. We're searching through it for evidence. And, the priests of our lordship have not found a cure - do you doubt their abilities?"
  4076.  
  4077. Xannan Hawkflight:
  4078. Yes, Yes we do
  4079.  
  4080. Elias:
  4081. I... Ah, I do not, where's the nearest Apothecary then
  4082. Lamp:
  4083. Idea
  4084. Darth GW7:
  4085. Tape Xan's mouth shut?
  4086. Darth GW7:
  4087. I concur.
  4088. * Elias snaps at Xannan, "Do not say such a thing."
  4089. Lamp:
  4090. Let's go to the college to loot all the expensive magic items
  4091. Lamp:
  4092. While it's almost empty
  4093. Darth GW7:
  4094. this isn't oblivion
  4095. Lamp:
  4096. haha
  4097. DM:
  4098. "Mundane medicines don't help, Mage. And you, Ranger. How dare you? Those words right there are almost treason in and of themselves!"
  4099. Darth GW7:
  4100. "Oh, you say you want to join the mage's guild! Sure, fine! Take all our valuable items!"
  4101. Lamp:
  4102. Haha
  4103. Lamp:
  4104. Maybe it is the clerics themselves who are behind this disease
  4105.  
  4106. Elias:
  4107. Guardswoman, you've most likely heard tales of a mage's connection to the forces that give the Emperor His undying power, and how we're conduits of His will.
  4108. DM:
  4109. Heh
  4110. DM:
  4111. Clever
  4112. Lamp:
  4113. Wait, you're going WH40k mode too?
  4114. Canu:
  4115. The Emperor is held as a God on Earth in the Empire
  4116. Lamp:
  4117. Oh
  4118. Darth GW7:
  4119. wow
  4120. Darth GW7:
  4121. I think...
  4122. DM:
  4123. Technically
  4124. Darth GW7:
  4125. I think that Z'ar coming here was a bad idea
  4126.  
  4127. Halfred:
  4128. here we go again
  4129. Darth GW7:
  4130. I'm really not going to fit in at all, am I?
  4131. DM:
  4132. It's more complex than that, but it should all make sense in time.
  4133. Canu:
  4134. Well there are Dragons Darth
  4135. Darth GW7:
  4136. ...
  4137. Canu:
  4138. But they're hunted mercilessly
  4139. Lamp:
  4140. Remember how we got away the last time
  4141. Lamp:
  4142. Lets do that again!
  4143. DM:
  4144. Have fun with that.
  4145. Lamp:
  4146. We have a top secret mission from the top....
  4147. Canu:
  4148. These aren't your average rent-a-cops
  4149. Canu:
  4150. Actually
  4151. Lamp:
  4152. They aren't?
  4153. Canu:
  4154. Neither was Ribcage
  4155. Lamp:
  4156. Let's do this shit!
  4157. DM:
  4158. What do you think they'll do if you say you're on a secret mission?
  4159. Canu:
  4160. TREASON
  4161. Lamp:
  4162. Secret Mission from the empereor himself!
  4163. Canu:
  4164. Himself*
  4165. DM:
  4166. And then you're taken to him for questioning. And then you make up new characters.
  4167. Lamp:
  4168. Oh
  4169. Lamp:
  4170. I'm making a monk
  4171. Darth GW7:
  4172. I need to go guys
  4173. GRiM:
  4174. HOW WILL THEY GET IN?
  4175. GRiM:
  4176. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE SOUTH
  4177. DM:
  4178. Wut
  4179. GRiM:
  4180. ?
  4181. Lamp:
  4182. It's the cliffhanger
  4183. GRiM:
  4184. FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON D&D ADVENTURES!
  4185. Canu:
  4186. OH
  4187. Canu:
  4188. I got it
  4189. Canu:
  4190. I give myself up for questioning, I got nothing to hide after all
  4191. Canu:
  4192. And maybe that advances the plot
  4193. Canu:
  4194. While you guys do whatever
  4195. Canu:
  4196. Huzzah
  4197. DM:
  4198. You forget
  4199. Jekko:
  4200. or you get killed
  4201. DM:
  4202. No, nm. Do that, fantastic plan.
  4203. Lamp:
  4204. Oh shit, don't do that
  4205. DM:
  4206. No seriously. Everyone wins.
  4207. Canu:
  4208. Yeah, you stay alive while Elias dies
  4209. Lamp:
  4210. I need to roll sense motive on hat
  4211. * Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
  4212. GRiM:
  4213. i would like us to all go in
  4214. DM:
  4215. Which hat?
  4216. GRiM:
  4217. surrender to arrest
  4218. Lamp:
  4219. that
  4220. DM:
  4221. The fucking hat? Or the disguise one?
  4222. GRiM:
  4223. then we can bust out
  4224. GRiM:
  4225. like a boss
  4226. Lamp:
  4227. The fucking one
  4228. DM:
  4229. Oh
  4230. DM:
  4231. ...its motives are fairly clear.
  4232. Darth GW7:
  4233. AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL IT'S THE END OF THE SESSION, GOODNIGHT!
  4234. You have disconnected.
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