Emo Anon

"Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>All the girls at the table perk their heads up at Sunset's question
>"Anon? You mean the kid that always wears black and like, is super depressing to be around? Man, I'm just as curious as you."
>Rainbow's response was sarcastic and harsh, but also kinda true
>"Well jeez, that's a little mean don'tcha think? Maybe if ya get to know him he ain't so bad?"
>Rainbow gives deadpan stare at Applejack, who seems to be clueless about Anons certain demeanor
>"Trust me girls, that guy is a total weirdo. He's always sad and brings the mood down wherever he is!"
>"What do you mean Rainbow?" Sunset asks
>Rainbow swallows the food she had in her mouth and answers, "All that guy ever talks about is being depressed and how 'this whole world is just a facade to cover up how horrible life is' and stuff like that, I have math with him and I asked him ONE question, just if he knew the answer to some of the homework we were working on and you know what he said?"
>To accentuate her point, Rainbow slouches down in her chair more and brushes some of her hair in front of her eyes, speaking in a monotone low voice, "Why does it even matter? We could have all the answers we wanted in life but it still wont cover up the darkness in our souls..."
>
>"And his sense of style so... drab, he needs more color! All I've ever seen him wear is that gaudy black outfit, and those large leather boots? bleh, No amount of style could pull that off.", Rarity says before taking a bite of her apple
>Pinkie decides to speak up
>"Maybe all he needs is a friend! Being alone can do that to a person you know, you spend so much time in your own head instead of talking with others and eventually you think that's all you need, but it's not! If he needs someone to talk to then I'll be super happy to help him!"
>All the girls at the table, except Rainbow, seem to be on board with Pinkie's idea and nod
>"So that settles it! Don't worry girls, I got this!"
>Pinkie lifts herself from the seat and makes her way towards Anon
>"I still don't think it's a good idea..."
>But despite Rainbow protest, Pinkie was already on her way to make another friend!
~

>You are Anon
>And life is pain
>You brush your long black hair out of your face and continue drawing broken black hearts all over your notebook
>It's not like you need notes or anything anyways
>No amount of learning could save your dark mind from this hell
>You wish you were home, this whole school just doesn't understand the pain
>This entire world doesn't understand
>the world could just burn for all you care
>You put your pencil down and reach for your lunch
>Shit, you forgot to put that banana in your lunchbag this morning
>you remember it sitting on the counter and mentally cut yourself for your mistake
>It's probably sitting there now, black and rotting
>Like your soul.
>At least you still have your ham and cheese sandwich
>You cut it into a heart
>Then ripped it in half
>Pulling out the ripped sandwich, you take a bite and remember how you used to enjoy things like sandwiches
>Now it's bland and tasteless
>Also like your soul
>at least the grape juice you brought has some flavor
>You open the bottle and go to take a swig until-
>"Uhm, hello? You're Anon right?"
>You look up and see-
>Oh god, too much pink.
>You could feel yourself getting diabetes just looking at this girl
>Looks like she wants a response
"I guess I am, but really, who knows? Does it even matter who I am? Names are just a dogtag we use to help ourselves feel significant in this horrible life we're given, but eventually the names all just go away, a name doesn't matter when you're a rotting corpse in the ground."
>Pinkie's stare tells that your answer went in one ear and out the other
>Of course this preppy bitch wouldn't understand
>Nobody ever understands
"But yeah, I'm Anon."
>She perks up and claps her hands together
>"Great! My name's Pinkie Pie and I kinda noticed you were over here all alone and I thought maybe you'd like a friend to talk to!"
>Friend?
>Like you'd ever be friends with someone as "happy" as her
>You know deep down she is just a shallow slut who only covers up her lack of understanding with things like friends
>Just ignore her and continue your misery
>It's not like making friends would make you any less lonely
>Unfortunately she doesn't take this as a sign for her to go away
>Instead she sits right next to you
>She smells like happiness and cotton candy
>You've had both before
>It was awful
>Now she's looking at your notebook while you eat your lunch
>"Are these your drawings? Wow! You're really good!"
>Pfft, nothing you've ever produced in that notebook is 'good'
>It's all a reflection of your inner turmoil and despair
>She turns the page and you notice her light up
>"You like Escape The Fate too?! ohmygosh this is my favorite album! You drew it really good too, it's almost spot on perfect!"
>...
>...
>...What?
>You look back at her and see she turned to the page where you drew ETF's Ungrateful album art
>http://i.imgur.com/u5yEdAX.jpg
>You didn't even really try hard drawing it at all
>But... it's alright, you guess.
"Yeah, I just forgot the jewels on the crown, but just like everything else in life, nothing is ever perfect. No matter how hard we try, nothing will ever live up to our expectations and will always disappoint us."
>You sigh and take a bite of your sandwich
>And then you realize you forgot to put mayo in it
>You sigh again
>"What's wrong Anon? you seem a little down!"
>Normally you wouldn't converse with these kind of people, but you guess you could puppet your way through this horrible interaction if it'll get her to leave sooner
"I forgot to put mayo in my sandwich. like I said, nothings perfect..."
>"Oh, that's all? Here I can help you with that!"
>Pinkie leaves her seat quickly and runs over to the salad bar in the cafeteria
>Grabbing a handful of mayo packets, she bring them back over and hands them to you
>"here ya go! I don't really know how much mayo you like so if you need more you can just go ahead and ask!"
>You... don't know how to respond to that
>Saying thank you would be useless, because that would mean you actually care about what she just did, which you don't.
>Without responding, you rip open 3 of the packets and spread the mayo on your sandwich
>You look back at her and she's just... watching you
>Maybe she's... expecting something from doing something for you?
>Oh god, you're right. Why else would she do that? If course she's expecting something in return
>You don't know what this girl is capable of, what if she gets one of her meathead friends to take something from you if you don't do it now?
>Best get it out of the way you guess
>Without speaking, you take the other half of your sandwich and hand it over
>She looks at it for a second, then a smile that could split her head in half forms on her face
>"eeEEE! ohmygosh thank you so much! I knew you were a good person, all you needed was a friend! Well I gladly accept this sandwich half as a token of new friendship, TO FRIENDS!"
>She then takes her half and touches it to yours as a toast or something, then takes a bite
>Maybe you should have just let her get someone else to beat you up for your stuff
~

>The group of girls all look at Pinkie talking with Anon
>Everybody is actually surprised to see that she hasn't been completely blown off yet
>Sunset is the first to speak about this mind blowing altercation
>"Wow, I didn't think she had it in her!"
>"Well, she IS the premiere friend maker of CHS, she could make friends with a tree branch and talk to it for hours, trust me, I've seen her do it." Rainbow responds while playing with the food on her tray
>Which Rarity doesn't seem to take too kindly too
>"Rainbow Dash, could you please not play with your food darling? It's there to eat, not fool around with!"
>But her comment falls on deaf ears
>She was already in the middle of making an aqueduct of celery over to Applejacks tray
>Pouring milk into her side, it travels all the way into Applejack meatloaf
>"Ha! Score!"
>"Wha? Aw consarn' it I was just about to eat that!"
>"Maybe I should just drop sports and be an engineer!"
>Sunset tries to hold back her laughter while Rarity scolds the both of them
>"Honestly Applejack, it's just a bit on you for not noticing what she was doing."
>"I was payin' attention to Pinkie over there! I jus' don't want that Anon kid to go an hurt her feelings just for tryin' to make friends with him!"
>Speaking of which
>Sunset looks back over to the too and-
>Ohmygod
>What the...
>Are they holding hands?!
~

>Meanwhile...
>You are Anon
>And you are internally freaking out right now
>All you said to her was you cold dead hands will someday lead you to the sweet release of death
>And without a word, she took your hand into hers
>You have no idea what to do, so you lock up
>No girl has ever held you hand before
>Mainly because girls don't exactly go out of their way to hold your hand
>Or talk to you
>Or look at you without disgust in their eyes
>She's... surprisingly warm to the touch
>You wish this wasn't happening right now
>You wish you could take your hand away
>But nothing you seem to think of pushes you to do anything
>Just sit there and take it
>"Oh jeez, your hands really are cold! Don't worry, Auntie Pinkie will warm them up for you!"
>She's warming you up
>Why is it spreading across your whole body?!
>What is she doing to you?!
>You haven't felt this warm since you tried to brand yourself with that paperclip
>"You know Anon, you don't seem as bad as everyone says, all I hear is how dark and moody you are but you're actually really nice!"
>Nice?
>Did she really just call you nice?
>Not that you care about what anybody thinks of you
>You need to say something
>Anything to get her away from you
>Why can't you think of anything?!
>All you can think of is how soft her hand is
>Just say something you useless waste of life!
>Anything!
"Y-you too..."
>Fuck
>You could have said anything but that
>You're eyes shift cross the cafeteria in fear of looking at her
>Nobody seems to be paying attention to you two
>Except-
>Oh no, isn't that the table she came from?
>They're all looking at you!
>Please please Satan almighty please give some kind of sign to end thi-
>*BRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGG*
>The bell signalling the end of lunch rings through the cafeteria
>"Oh shoot, sorry Nonny but I gotta go now! I'll see you around!"
>Pinkie lets go of your hand and gets out of her seat
>But instead of just leaving, she throws her arms around you
>Your mind goes blank
>The smell of cotton candy is overwhelming so you instantly lock up again
>Another burst of warmth spreads through your body like a wildfire
>What the hell is happening to you?!
>But just as quickly as it started, she lets go of you and skips away back to her friends
>Again, you are left alone
>All the students begin to file out of the cafeteria
>But you remain seated
>What the hell did that witch do to you?
>And why did it feel...
>So good?
~

>You are Pinkie Pie!
>And meeting Anon was such a blast!
>You skip back to your friends who are all getting out of their seats but still looking right at you
>Their faces are all wide eyed and surprised
>What's with that reaction? All you did was make an awesome new friend!
>In the span of half the lunch period, you learned so much about him!
>He's a great artist
>His taste in music is awesome!
>Granted, you don't really listen to that kind of music much anymore
>But still, part of you remembers you used to love that music
>He likes ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo!
>You prefer turkey, but hey, power to him!
>As you approach your friends, they bombard you with a myriad of questions
>"What happened over there?!"
>"What was he like?!"
>"Why were you holding his hand?!"
>"Was he a freak like I said?"
>"What did he say?!"
>You raise a hand to stop all the questions
>It's funny, usually they are the ones to stop you from talking too much
>Glad to see the shoes on the other foot for once!
"Girls girls girls! I can answer all your questions in time, but for now we gotta get to class!"
>They all look at each other questioningly, but nod their heads and all head out of the cafeteria
>Before you leave though
>You look back at Anon, who is still sitting there motionless
>You hope you didn't freak him out too bad
>It's been a long time, but a part of you knows exactly how he feels
>Don''t worry Nonny, there's still someone who understands you...
~

>You are Pinkie Pie again!
>The halls of CHS flood with students as the final bell rings for the day
>Passing students along the way, you make sure to say bye to all of your friends and wish them a good afternoon
>All the smiles on their faces just makes you so warm and fuzzy inside!
>And with your closest friends right behind you, what could be better?
>You skip towards the exit while all of your bestest friends follow
>"So Pinkie, what happened with you and Anon during lunch today? It looked like you two were getting along pretty well!"
>Sunset asked curiously while walking along
>"Yeah Pinks, I really didn't expect that to go so good! I know you had it in you girl!"
>You take the slug to your arm from Rainbow and giggle
"Hehe, oh girls, you soooo underestimated him! He's actually really nice if you get to know him, he's an amazing artist, you should see the skulls and hearts he draws on his notebook, they look so cool! I guess he comes off as a bit moody from far away but I'm for real! You know he gave the other half of his sandwich to say thank you for getting him some mayo and it tasted delish! He made it himself too."
>It really was a good sandwich, the perfect amount of lettuce and tomato can really go a long way!
>But judging from your answer, it looks like they still aren't too convinced
>The girls all look at each other questioningly
>"uhh, so did he, you know, say anything about himself? What kind of stuff does he like?"
>Hmm...
>Now that you think of it, he didn't really say much about himself did he?
"Well... uhm, drawing? and... ham sandwiches?"
>You rub your head and giggle now that you think about it
"Hehe, okay, maybe I was me who did most of the talking, but that doesn't mean I'm not wrong!"
>Clapping your hands as you walk towards the exit, you turn to the girls to see what their plans are for today
"So ladies, what should we do today?! I don't have any plans for today so I'm all free!"
>The Cakes gave you today off so you really don't have anything to do
>As much as you'd love to bake all kinds of sweets all day, you do need a break every now and then
>Applejack puts her hand on your shoulder and speaks
>"Sorry Pinkie, but ah got farm work to do today so I gotta get home"
>"And I have dress orders I need to fill out so I'll be unavailable"
>Well that's AJ and Rarity out, what about the rest of the girls?
"Aw that's okay! What about the rest of you?"
>Sunset rubs the back of her head apologetically
>"I actually have to get home and study Pinkie, I got a Bio test coming up so I need to cram as much as I can."
>"And I got soccer practice right after school, in fact I should probably head over to the field now, see ya girls!"
>The group all says goodbye to Rainbow as she separates
"How bout you Fluttershy?"
>"oh, uhm. Today's actually my day to clean out the cages at the animal shelter today, if i didn't then all those poor animals could get sick, sorry Pinkie..."
>Well shoot, it looks like it'll just be you today
"Oh, that's ok girls! You all got stuff to do so I'm sure I can find something to do!"
>Finally reaching the exit, you all say goodbye to each other and go your separate ways
>Hmm...
>You honestly don't know what you're gonna do today
>both of your sisters are out of town with your father at Rockcon
>As fun and exciting as a convention for rocks sounds, you passed up their offer to go with them
>Though you don't know why they would dress up like Steel Panther's stunt doubles just for rocks
>Also they kept saying things about a "Paradise City" and being "Thunderstuck"
>You have no clue what they were talking about, but you hope theyre having fun
>Mother is always busy with the house and her own work so she probably wont be up for much
>You wonder if-
>Wait a minute
>Is that Anon standing over by the statue?
>Well then, that solves that problem rather conveniently!





>Be Anon, and that interaction with that pink girl at lunch today has kept you sort of on edge all day
>All the students already filed out of the building and left for home, except you
>You stand near the giant horse statue outside the school and take in the fresh air
>It's disgusting
>Leaning your back on the stone, you think back
>Why was she being so nice to you?
>What if she was just setting you up for something?
>It wouldn't be the first time someone's played with your emotions like a tiny fiddle
>Actually, they literally used a tiny fiddle
>Though, maybe hitting you over the head with a tiny fiddle isn't exactly playing with your emotions
>Whatever, that child definitely had it out for you
>You cried for three hours that day
>But what reason would she have to do that to you?
>You've heard rumors about her
>About how she's the friendliest person in CHS
>But you've also heard the rumors about you
>The UNfriendliest person in CHS
>Two obviously clashing differences
>So why would she want to be-
>"Anon? Hey Nonny!"
>Huh?
>Oh no
>Not again
>Hasn't she tortured you with happiness enough yet?
>You see Pinkie barreling towards you with a hand waving at you
>You push the hair out of your face and notice how she's running
>Oh god, why does she have to run like that?
>Everything is so... bouncy
>You may be a soulless walking corpse, but you're still a guy
>hasn't this chick ever heard of a bra?
>Paying too much attention to her assets, you didn't notice how much closer and closer she was getting
>Before you could really react, the mass of pink joy is already in your personal space
>And by personal space she is actually jumping onto you and wrapping her arms around you
>Just close your eyes and brace for impact
"GUUH!"
>You grunt as you try to hold in place as she smacks into you, but the force is too much and throws both of you to the ground
>Landing with a hard *THUD* on the ground, you begin to wish you were standing in the grass instead as all the metal on you digs into your skin
>You lay there for a second and wonder why a nonexistent god has punished you so
>Everything is black, as it should be
>Maybe this isn't so bad
>Speaking out is impossible, all that comes out is "Mhhpf, MHHPFF!"
>You try to get back up but a force on top of you stops your efforts
>Your hands try to feel out and push whatever is on your face that's making it so dark
>Whatever it is, they sink into it a little
>"HEHEHE! S-stop iiiit! That t-tickles! *gigglesnort*"
>What?
>Before you can do anything though, the force is lifted off of you and-
>BOOBSONYOURFACEBOOBSONYOURFACEBOOBSONYOURFACE
>PINKIE HAD HER BOOBS ON YOUR FACE
>AND YOU WERE PUSHING AND TOUCHING THEM
>OH GOD THE PAPERCLIP FEELING IS COMING BACK
>Pinkie finally lifts herself off of you
>Your face feels like it's burning so bad
>Why did everything just get so hot all of the sudden?!
>As the girl gets up, she offers a hand to you and starts talking
>"Ohmygosh Anon I'm sosososo sorry! Once I get running it's kinda hard for me to stop and I accidentally knocked you down and fell on top of you and I probably hurt you and I'm sorry!"
>Hurt you?
>Sure it kinda hurt, but nothing compares to the pain of life
>You take her hand and lift yourself up with her help
"I always hurt, my life is a constant reminder that pain is always there and will never cease to exist."
>"Oh thank goodness, I thought I really hurt you!"
>Did she not hear you?
"I said I alwa-"
>"Well anyways, I'm glad I ran into you! Not the falling part, but I was wondering if you'd like to hang out or something? I don't have any plans for today and I kinda saw you all alone over here and was thinking maybe we could get to know each other a little better, you know, as friends!"
>Oh hell no
>There's no way in hell you would ever subject yourself to such torture
>But...
>You really don't have anything planned for the rest of the day
>Just sitting in your room and wondering if there's anything more to this horrible life you've been assigned to
>Well now that you think of it
>Would this count as 'anything more'?
>You let out a sigh and push the hair out of your face again
>You're so gonna regret this...
"W... what did you have in mind?"
~

>Pinkie rubs her chin and stares at the sky, letting out a long and drawn "Hmm..."
>Just judging from the kind of person she is, you know you'll hate whatever she says
>Suddenly, her face lights up as an idea pops into her head
>"Ah, I know!"
>Here it comes
>'Let's go eat cupcakes and pet puppies! Let's go party with all my friends! We can go hug everybody we see in town!'
>All these horrible thoughts cross your mind
>"How bout you choose?"
>Fuck that, like you would ever be caught doing tha-
>wait what?
>She's letting you choose?
>Well then
>You guess it's better than anything she would have chosen
>The only problem is...
>Where the hell should you go?
>you definitely won't bring her back to your sanctuary
>Who knows what all that pink would do to your realm
>There's always the cemetery?
>Nah, last time you were there a bunch of kids decided to visit too
>Once they started taking their clothes off you thought maybe you shouldn't hang around there anymore
>There's really only one other place you hang out at
"Well... how about the mall?"
>Pinkie's face lights up in excitement
>"ohmygosh that sounds perfect! Great idea Anon let's go!"
>Before you could react, you arm is pulled by her weirdly unnatural strength
>Holy fuck it feels like your arm is being pulled out of the socket!
>It's a good pain though
>It's too bad your body wasn't built for such high speeds
>Pinkie is practically in full sprint to the schools parking lot with you being dragged behind like a fucking rock on a chain
>C'mon Anon breathe in breathe out
>You're now starting to regret you picked up smoking
>It feels like the longest run you've ever made in your entire life, the pain courses through your entire body like an electric shock
>But like you always say
>You'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
>The two of you are approaching the student parking lot
>Immediately you could spot which ride was Pinkie's
>It stuck out like a sore thumb that was hit 7 times with a large hammer
>The both of you get to her car, for some reason she is still bouncing in place while you are trying to catch your breath
>Aw fuck, it feels like you're breathing through a damn coffee straw
>You place your hand on he car and hunch over, desperately taking in the life giving nourishment you've come to despise
>Luckily Pinkie doesn't say anything and you're able to breathe normally now
>You can get a good look at her ride now
>http://i.imgur.com/uXwjv4r.jpg
>Fucking shit you're gonna be riding in that?!
>Why does it have eyelashes?!
>You're usually not one to care what others think of you
>But if anybody notices you in this?
>You'd be the laughingstock of CHS!
>Well, not that you weren't already
>Maybe you could talk Pinkie into just walking to the mall or something?
"Uhh, hey Pinkie?"
>"Yeesssss Nonny?~"
>Ugh
>She really doesn't have to say it like that...
"Couldn't we just like, walk or something instead?"
>She gives you this expression as if you just told her you own a necklace full of razor blades
>You do actually
>But they won't let you wear it to school, some bullshit weapon policy or whatever
>"What?! Why would we walk? The mall is way too far for walking and we're already at my car!"
>Okay, maybe you could simplify this for her
>You poke your own chest to emphasize your point
"Okay Pinkie, look at me."
>She does so
"Now look at your ride."
>Her head turns, but you feel like the gears aren't turning just yet
"Look back at me."
>She follows, a blank unreadable expression plastered on her face
"Now look at the car."
>...
>...
>...
>Suddenly her eyes light up in realization
>Yes!
"You're not that tall Nonny, I'm sure you can fit! It's bigger on the inside trust me!"
>Bitch!
>Before you could protest at all though, she has already unlocked and made her way to the driver side of the car
>"C'mon slowpoke get in!"
>A long and exasperated sigh escapes your mouth
>Fuck it, at least the windows are somewhat tinted
>You make your way to the passenger side and open the door
>Shit, it's even worse on the inside
>The interior is mostly grey but there is pink accessories littered everywhere
>pink fuzzy dice
>A hula girl with a pink skirt
>Pink air fresheners
>Fuzzy Pink seat covers
>Even the steering wheel has one of those weird Pink fuzzy covers that looks like clumped up dog hair
>Just get in the seat and don't touch anything
>Pinkie starts up the car and-
>`-ORNIAA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE! DAISY DUKES BIKINI'S ON TOP, SUNKISS SKIN WE'LL MELT YOUR POP-"
>Your hand shoots to the off button on her radio in a flash
>The assault on your ears that just occurred is something you can never have back now...
>"Oops, sorry Anon! I forgot I was jammin' when I came to school this morning! Here ya go, you can play whatever you like!"
>Pinkie adjusts the stereo and hands you an aux cord
>Hmm, maybe you can show her what real music is
>You pull out your phone and go to it's music playlist
>No... no... no...
>Ah!
>You plug in the cord and soon you're on you way to the mall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDJiQRbHtg

~

>The stereo of Pinkie's bug blares your feel good tunes as you ride down the road to the mall
>Surprisingly to you, Pinkie is actually smiling and nodding her head to the music
>So far through the ride you've tried to sink into the car seat as much as you can
>You've already seen some people from school on the sidewalk or randomly walking around
>Their attention was immediately grabbed by the unusual pink buggy with eyelashes
>It must have been double unusual due to the fact that Pinkie had her window rolled down and the music was blaring for all to hear
>Luckily their attention was drawn to the freakish car instead of the driver and passenger
>People who knew the ride waved to Pinkie and she excitedly waved back
>Man, she really is one of the popular kids isn't she
>Which just begs to question
>Why the fuck does she want to hang out with you?
>Out of all the possibilities she has, she chose you
>And she still seems to be having a good time!
>usually by now people who tried to be around you either left out of sheer awkwardness or thought you were a freak and just left
>Those people never had a problem with expressing this to you either
>But so far she hasn't called you a freak
>Or told you that you wear too much black
>Or that you should lighten up and enjoy life
>Or that your boots make too much noise when you walk down the hall
>Seriously, who even complains about that?
>Hopefully this day will go just as you expect it, with Pinkie getting fed up with you and leaving
>She'll say all the horrible things that you've come to expect from the people of this world
>Freak
>Outcast
>Loser
>Faggot
>Weirdo
>You've heard it all
>And she'll say it all, once she gets what she wants from you she will toss you to the curb
>Just like everybody else
>"Nonny? Are you okay?"
>What?
>Snapping out of your train of thought, you shake your head and turn to her
>Yeah you're ok, why would she ask that?
>You try to say yeah, but to your surprise all that comes out is a quivering "Mhmm."
>What the fuck?
>You barely noticed it now, but you're practically on the verge of tears
>Quickly, you choke back the emotion and blink your eyes to get rid of the feeling
"Uhm, I mean, yeah. I'm fine."
>The concern on her face doesn't show that she believes you, but you also notice that while you were in your thoughts, Pinkie was already in the mall parking lot
>"Are you su-"
"There's a spot right there you can park."
>You cut her off before she can interrogate you anymore
>Her attention is reluctantly drawn off of you and put into getting into the spot
>Since you are coming from school you and Pinkie leave your backpacks in her car, but not without taking your essentials from it
>Smokes? Check
>Lighter? Check
>Razorblade necklace and spiked wristbands? Check
>Hey, just because they won't let you wear it at school, doesn't mean you can't keep it hidden
>After parking the car, Pinkie turns turns it off and the two of you exit and make your way to the mall entrance
>"Are you sure you're alright Nonny? It didn't look li-"
>You cut her off before she can finish
>Jeez, what's with all these questions?
"I'm fine Pinkie, dust just got in my face."
>"Dust? But I clean my bug all the t-"
>Okay, this is starting to get you mad, you try changing the subject to get her off your back
"There's a Cafe here that I like going to sometimes, I doubt you've ever been to it."
>This seems to distract her enough
>"Oh I love cafes! I've been to all the cafes here though but I've never seen you in them, which one is it? Starbucks? CoffeeHaus? McDonalds? Technically that has a cafe in it."
>Yeah, no. None of those.
>You remain silent and continue to walk
>"Ooh a mystery cafe, I like it!"
>Once the two of you reach the entrance of the mall, you open the large glass doors and get hit with a cool wave of air
>The malls layout is pretty simple, one large fountain in the middle with 4 branching paths that have stores littered along each side
>Escalators near the fountain lead to the second floor with the same layout as the main floor
>people are scattered all around but it's not nearly as busy as it would usually be during the weekends, it's only thursday so not many people came today
>The cafe you're looking for though is located on the first floor at the very end of the left path where the darker part of the mall is
>And you mean dark in both the definitions
>Most of the stores on this path are Hot Topics, Spencer's, and other various types of... alternative stores
>Also the lights in this spot are mostly broken or dimming
>You lead Pinkie down the path as quickly as possible so nobody notices you
>Hands in pocket, hair down, just keep walking...
>Meanwhile behind you, Pinkie was bouncing all over the place and wouldn't shut up
"Ohhh! I always thought this way was under maintenance or something! I never knew all these stores were here! What's that place?! Oooohhh look at all those pretty clothes! Wow! Why is that stores windows totally black? All the sign says is Bad Dragon on it! Must be an exclusive club or something!"
>Just ignore her, keep walking
>As you reach the end of the path, you see the sign to the Cafe you were looking for
>Cafe le Black.
>"Cafe le Black? Oohh sounds fancy!"
>The entrance to the cafe isn't glamorous at all, The windows are all tinted from the outside with red brick under the windows to really give it that 'Get ready for a bad time' feeling
>You open the glass door and a wave of cigarette smoke wafts out of the room and hits your face
>Ahhh, that's better.
>You take a deep breath and bask in the aroma
"Well, here it is I gues-"
>Suddenly, you are startled by a loud high pitches scream coming from behind you
>"AAHHH!!! NONNY THE PLACE IS ON FIRE WE GOTTA GET HELP OHMYGOSH WHAT IF THERE WAS PEOPLE IN THERE WE GOTTA-MPMHPHPHHPHPP"
>You clamp your hand over her mouth to shut her up
"Pinkie! It's just cigarette smoke! calm down!"
>Her eyes were wide but she seems to calm down a bit and blink
>You remove your hand from her mouth and she remains silent, but she feels the need to ask you a question
>"Cigarette smoke? But you're not allowed to smoke in the mall!"
"It's okay Pinkie, as you could probably tell this isn't really the most popular part of the mall so nobody really comes to bother us about the smoke here."
>Relatively satisfied with that answer, you and Pinkie enter the Cafe
>The smoke mostly clears up to reveal a moderately sized room littered with chairs and booths along the walls and tables scattered all around
>The walls were a drab dark red with dark hardwood floor coverings, all kinds of band logos and merch littered the walls kind of like a sports bar, but for emos and punks of all kinds
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgrfXuHYWI
>The stereo system blared with the tunes you were used to hearing
>At the farthest wall sat a counter, with a very bored and uninterested looking Barista girl with an apron that had spider web patterns all over it and a visor that read "Cafe le Black", her purple hair flowing over the side
>The dead, lifeless expression she gave you with her dark shaded eyes showed truly how much she loves her job
>The cafe wasn't all too busy today, just a few people scattered here and there all drinking their coffee and smoking a cigarette
>Passing all the sad and miserable people, you and Pinkie make your way to the counter
>"Oh god not you again, what the fuck do you want Anon?"
>Cheery as always
"Eat shit Spider, just give me the usual and don't fuck it up this time, last time it tasted like rancid sewage."
>"that's because it was sewage you cunt, you'll take whatever I give you and you'll like it."
>You turn to Pinkie and ask her what she wants
>But her wide eyed stare at both you and the barista makes it seem as if she just saw a ghost
>"H-how RUDE! A-Anon?! Why do you come here if she treats you like that?!"
"What? What do you mean?"
>"She just said she gave you poo water last time you came here, why would you even come back?!"
"Oh it wasn't that bad, sure it was shit but It's probably the best she could do."
>"That was a pretty accurate response of what your dad said when you popped out your moms pussy Anon, a blueberry muffin, right?"
"Yeah, thanks Spider, you know me so well."
>"I spit in it, just so you know."
"At least it'll have SOME flavor."
>"So, what can I get for the pink one?"
"Go ahead Pinks, what do you want?"
>...
>"Uhh... I'll... just have a glass of milk and banana nut muffin, thank you."
>"Glass of milk? What are you, gay?"
>"Wh-what?! No!"
~

>Be Spider, barista and local hater of Cafe le Black
>And you just saw the love of your life walk into the cafe for the 4th time this week
>You keep track of every time her comes in
>But this time...
>He brought in some preppy little bitch
>What the fuck is she doing with him?
>Just act normal, don't say anything to weird him out
>Straighten your apron, fix your hair, give him a little smile
>Okay that last one wasn't able to come out
>Oh shit, he's coming!
>Quick, say something nice!
"Oh god not you again, what do you want Anon?"
>Oh perfect Spider, that'll TOTALLY get him to like you!
>"Eat shit Spider, just give me the usual and don't fuck it up this time, last time it tasted like rancid sewage."
>Oh good, he knew you were joking! Might as well carry on with it
>"that's because it was sewage you cunt, you'll take whatever I give you and you'll like it."
>His face is so kissable
>You just wanna take it and kiss him all over
>What you would do to have him behind this counter right now...
>You see he turned to ask the bitch what she wants
>But instead of being nice and just going along with it, she decided to bitch out
>"H-how RUDE! A-Anon?! Why do you come here if she treats you like that?!"
>Ugh, like she would know
>"What? What do you mean?"
>"She just said she gave you poo water last time you came here, why would you even come back?!"
>It... wasn't that bad, was it?
>You really tried your best on it
>"Oh it wasn't that bad, sure it was shit but It's probably the best she could do."
>Ha! Take that you little slut! Of course he would like it, you made it special just for him!
>Oh, quick, he made a joke at you, make one back!
>"That was a pretty accurate response of what your dad said when you popped out your moms pussy Anon, a blueberry muffin, right?"
>Of course he wants a blueberry muffin, that's his favorite!
>"Thanks Spider, you know me so well."
>Damn right you do!
>You know what your man likes!
>He... may not actually be your man, but that won't stop you!
>As you prepare his coffee, you grab a muffin and without him looking, you give it a little kiss
>turning back, you give him the muffin
"I spit in it you know."
>"At least it'll have SOME flavor."
>Yeah, your flavor...
>And... you guess you'll entertain the pink bitch while she's here, a customer is a customer
"So what can I get for the pink one?"
>"Go ahead Pinks, what do you want?"
>... Pinks?
>Oh crap, he already has a nickname for her, you have no chance...
>That's it, this ignorant little slut has stolen your man from you...
>Shit! You knew you should have acted faster...
>"Uhh... I'll... just have a glass of milk and banana nut muffin, thank you."
>Fuck this bitch, just throw an insult at her and get back to work...
"A glass of milk? What are you gay?"
>"Wh-what?! No!"
>Fuck it, if it's a glass of milk she wants, the a glass of milk she gets
>You try not to let your heartache show while you prep their orders
>grabbing the expired milk out of the fridge, you pour a glass for the bitch
>Making sure Anons coffee is exactly how he likes it, black with just a dribble of honey, you take the orders and bring them up
>You ring up the orders at the register
"Alright, the two orders together will be $6.95"
>Anon pulls his wallet out and hands you a single ten
>"Keep the change Spider, see ya."
>...
>A three dollar tip?
>...
>...
>He really does love you!
>The turn to find a table, and you watch Anons cute butt sway
>Without him looking, you EEE to yourself and smile
>One day Anon, He'll know that you two are destined for each other...
~

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
>Be Anon, the master of sad
>The cleric of crying
>The lord of bored
>The leader of the black parade
>And this pink ball of fuck Won't.
>Stop.
>Talking.
>Across the table from you sat a possible machine, with the speed she's talking at you are surprised you don't see smoke coming out of her ears
>But instead of just leaving like you thought you would have by now, it was you who agreed to hang out with Pinkie
>So you just sit in your chair...
>And carry on...
>"...and then Fluttershy let me hold one of the bunnies and is was soooo adorable! I squeezed it and hugged it and gave it little bunny kisses and it was the sweetest thing ever! But I think I might have scared it with too many kisses and it bit my nose! Hehehe! I totally panicked and booked it around the shelter but the bunny wouldn't let go! It wasn't until Fluttershy pulled out a big juicy carrot when the rabbit jumped off and right into Fluttershy's arms, you know she really has a special connection with animals I don't know how she does it but it's like they accept her as their family. isn't that awesome Anon?"
>Totally awesome.
>You take a sip of your coffee and set it back down on the table
>Mmm... honey...
>The feeling of taking a deep sigh overcame you, so you do just that
>...
"... what did the bunny look like?"
>"OOOHHHH it was the cutest pure white with two little pink eyes and big ol' floppy ears! It's fur was super fluffy and it felt like I could squeeze right through it!"
>You don't think that bunny wasn't as fluffy as she's thinking
>That poor thing probably needs some kind of therapy to get that suffocating torture out of it's subconscious bunny mind
>Nah, fuck that bunny, it got off lucky because you're the one who has to sit here and listen to all this
>Honestly you wish you were a bunny, just so she could squeeze you.
>To death.
>Between her tits.
>Finally Pinkie takes a deep breath and actually doesn't say a word for a second
>Now the two of you just sit in silence, you look around as the music of your culture plays soothingly in the background
>The ceiling fans squeak and move almost in slow motion
>"So..."
>You don't say a word
>The silence is comforting, it washes over you like a warm blanket
>You look back at the table and see the Pinkie is staring right at you
>Her strikingly blue eyes pierced your skull and you swear you could feel a spot in your brain starting to burn with how hard she was staring
"So..."
>"So Anon, how bout you tell me about yourself?"
>Shit, you were hoping she wouldn't ask that
>What the hell can you even say?
>Nothing in you life is even remotely exciting
>Everyone you know has some kind of hate towards you
>And you couldn't care less about this horrible life you've been given
>Where do you even start?
"Uhh... I like ham sandwiches?"
>Holy shit what a bomb you just dropped
>Pinkie just looks at you as she was before, then breaks out in a fit of giggle snorts that you could have gone your entire life without hearing
>"Hehehe *Snort* I already know that! We shared one remember?!"
>All of the sudden you hear a glass shatter from the back of the room
>You turn around and see Spider standing dead still with her hands out and a rag in her left hand
>It's kinda cool actually
>You've always wanted to see a legit thousand yard stare happen to someone in real life
>Though you're curious what caused it
>Spider snaps out of her stare and blinks her eyes rapidly, then she looks around and notices that everybody in the cafe is looking at her
>slowly, she slinks back behind the counter where nobody can see her
>That was weird
>Spider is a weird girl
>You turn back and take a sip of coffee
>It was then you realized that you were out, the cup was empty and you notice that you already ate your muffin too
>Damn, time flies when you're not listening to someone
>Welp, you guess now would be a good time to leave
"Hey Pinkie, you think we can head out now?"
>Your question seemed to have caught her by surprise
>"Huh? Oh, ok sure! This is a nice place n all, but the smoke is starting to give me a headache."
>Fair enough, you get up from your chair a stretch a bit
>She does the same and the two of you head to the door
"See ya later Spider, I hope you cut your foot on that glass."
>You walk through the door and you think you faintly hear something before it closes
>"I LOV-"
>But the door shuts before you could hear the rest of it
>Oh well, it probably wasn't important
>Now you and Pinkie walk side by side across the mall floor
>"So Anon, what else do you usually do at the mall?"
>huh, what else DO you do here?
>You don't feel like spending anymore money, so you can't really think of anything else
>Hmm...
>All of the sudden a loud voice startles you out of your train of thought
>"Anon?! Well if it isn't the prince of darkness himself!"
>Wait...
>Oh no
>nonononononononono
>Anybody but her
>Oh please anybody but her right now
>You really don't need her harassment today, you get it enough at school
>Just keep walking just keep walking hopefully she ignores you please please
>"Ohh Anonymous, don't think I can't see you walking next to that human form of diabetes!"
>Fuuuuuuck
>Pinkie speaks up while looking around for that voice
>"Huh? Who's that?"
>But you know exactly where she is
>You always know, because it feels like knives stabbing you wherever she stares
>And not in a good way
>You're too far away from the other more populated cross ways to the rest of the mall so it's pretty obvious that she knows it's you
>You stop in your tracks, Pinkie follows suit and gives you a curious glance
>"uhh Anon? Where is that coming from?"
>How the hell did she get behind you...
>Your hear the squeaking of her sneakers and turn around
>And there she stood, her ice cold glare focuses on you while she balled her hands into fist
>"You thought you could dodge me all day at school huh? Well I got you right here, and you're gonna give me what I want, or else!"
>Pinkie follows your motion and sees the menace that stood fiercely
>The muscles in this psycho's arms bulge and flex as she squeezes her fist together
>Holy fuck you're pretty sure she could cave your head in if she wants to
>You're surprised you don't see the entire Yakuza clan standing behind her what with how scary she is
>Suddenly she approaches you Pinkie's words stop her
>"Wait I know you, you're-"
>Another voice behind the she-demon echoes through the darkness before Pinkie could finish though
>"DT C'mon wait up for me! You know I hate walking through this place, all this smoke makes my asthma act up!"
~

>"... Are you done?"
>Diamond Tiara's concern for her friends well being is practically nonexistent
>"*Huff* *huff* Hold on... *Huff*-"
>It was a little more than awkward as the four of you all stood in silence while you waited for Silver Spoon to get her breath back
>After a few more breaths, she takes one deep breath and stretches her back
>"Haa.. Woo! Okay, I should be good now."
>The glare plastered on Diamond Tiara's face suddenly moved from her to friend and directly at you, causing you to jump a bit
>"Anyways, where have you been you weirdo? I was looking around for you all day but I haven't seen your greasy disgusting hair anywhere!"
>Aw c'mon, it's not that bad is it?
>You run your fingers through your hair
>Oh, well okay maybe it is a little greasy
>But she's right on one thing, you have been trying to avoid her all day
>You try to avoid her every day
>But somehow she always seems to find you
>Every day Diamond Tiara has to confront you about SOMETHING, whether it be for money (Which doesn't make sense because she's fucking rich), to insult you, maybe a kick here and there at your shins, tripping you in the halls, stealing whatever accessories that you may have on you
>Last week she fucking took your black eyeliner and instead of using it or something, she just breaks it and throws it in the trash!
>This horrible little demon has tormented you so much
>One time she thought it would be funny to hook 100 dollar bill to a fishing pole and wait till someone tried to pick it up
>Unfortunately you fell victim to her trap and before you could touch the bill, it was yanked away
>You cried for at least 20 minutes after that happened
>But worst of all, and it's the reason she's here right now
>Your smokes
>Of course a fascist little shit like her would pick up such a habit
>When she figured out that you always carried cigarettes with you though, you became her main source for getting them
>Usually if someone tried what she does you would immediately tell them to fuck off or kill themselves
>But she figured out that all she had to do was ham it up as a little girl and you couldn't exactly tell her to die without an angry mob forming
>That, and she knew one of your biggest secrets
>You have no fucking clue how she knows, but she does
>And the proof is in video form right on her phone
>So if you don't do exactly as she says, then you'll probably have to end yourself on the spot before that secret can get out
"I- uh, Well the thing is- uhm... I mean- I-"
>A smirk grows on Diamond Tiara's face as you stumble on your words
>"Look, lemme make one thing clear. You don't wanna keep running your mouth and wasting MY precious time any longer, so I'll throw you a bone for today. If you give me what you were SUPPOSED to at school then I'll just take it and go about my merry way, but keep stalling and you'll see what happens."
>The smirk leaves her face and is replaced once again by that harsh scowl
>Oh god
>This is probably the easiest you're gonna get her away from you so you shouldn't make this last any longer than you have to
>But before you can reach into your pocket, suddenly the pink shit decides to speak up
>"Uhh, Anon? What do you have that she even wants?"
>Ooooh nonono
>"Oh he KNOWS what I want! And if he doesn't hurry up then I'll have to use drastic measures!"
>Oh fuck when did this air conditioned mall get so hot all of the sudden?
>The fear of whatever Diamond Tiara has planned causes you to tremble a bit
"Alright alright! Just hold on!"
>Pinkie can see your physical fear but stops you before you could pull out your smokes
>"Wait wait wait, Anon you shouldn't let her bully you like that! Now Diamond, what is it that you want? Maybe if you ask nicely then we can work something out!"
>Oh you naive stupid girl
>You can practically see the impatient rage building up in Diamond as her hands for into fists and she raises her arm, pointing directly at the pack of smokes in your pocket
>"THAT!"
>Confused, Pinkie looks at Diamonds finger and follows it to you
>Pinkie lets out a gasp of surprise
>"*Gasp!* What?! you are way to young to be wanting ANYTHING in that area missy!"
>DT raises her eyebrow at her then follows the same path she took
>Suddenly Diamonds cheeks turn a blushing red and she puts her hand down at mach speed and looks away from you
>"No you idiot! His box of cigarettes! He owes me for being a no show today and he's lucky I'm letting him off the hook as long as he gives. me. the. PACK!"
>Diamond tiara was getting angry now, she stomps her foot and steams up with puffy cheeks
>"That's just as bad though! You're too young to be smoking either! Anon you shouldn't be giving her cigarettes, it's dangerous and illegal!"
>You wish the law would help you here, but somehow this little girl has been able to fly under the radar
>"Oh he's not giving them to me, I'm taking them from him! And if I don't see a pack of cigarettes in my hand in the next 10 seconds then he can say goodbye to what little reputation he thinks he has! Because I know something about our little Anonymous here, and I know he wouldn't like to have it get out if he doesn't do exactly what I say!"
>With a hand held out, Diamond stands prominently as she awaits her prize
>Not wanting to risk things escalating, you reach into your pocket
>But before you can pull them out, Pinkie stops your arm from moving and speaks up and you look at her
>"Anon, you know I can't approve of this! It's really not a good idea no matter what she sa-"
>Before she could finish, a sound coming from Diamond sends a chill down your spine
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHHFP7pNHI
>You look wide-eyed back at Diamond to see her standing there, phone out in one hand and waiting for your smokes in the other
>Pinkie's attention was drawn away from you to the phone as it played a video you were hoping would never show up again
>There you sat in the video, in your usual black attire and in an empty room with a ukulele in your hands while somehow Diamond tiara found a place to watch and record you
>"'I saw you in my dreams... We were walking hand in hand... on the white... sandy beach... of Hawaii...'"
>You could feel yourself just imploding with shame
>yeah, some dark and edgy emo you turned out to be huh?
>Pinkie is fixated on the video, her eyes glued to the screen
>you quickly pull out your smokes and try to put them into Diamonds hand so she can just fucking leave
>But she won't grip them.
>Just take them goddamn it!
>But no, she lets the video play as Pinkie continues to stare
>That's it
>There's no way Pinkie is gonna think you're what you say you are now
>She'll call you fake and drop you like a sack of potatoes
>If she didn't think you were a freak now, than a sudden mood change like that will definitely solidify that idea
>You hang your head in shame as the video plays out
>Well, it's not like you were expecting this to go farther than what it already has
>Honesty you are surprised that Pinkie hasn't already left in disgust before this
>If it wasn't your attitude, your looks, your general outlook on this shitty thing we call life, then it's definitely this
>The only thing you can do now is let the song play and hope that this is where Diamond Tiara leaves it at
>... (If the song hasn't finished then sit back and enjoy the soothing voice of IZ)
>You stand limply as the video finishes with you letting out a sigh and putting the ukulele down
>The little bar at the bottom finally reaches the end and the video stops
>Without a word, Diamond Tiara pockets her phone and snatches the pack of cigarettes out of your hands
>and just like that, she turns and walks away
>"Oh, bye Anon!"
>You look up and see Silver Spoon waving to you as the both of them leave
>At least she wasn't a monster like her friend, you weakly wave back to her
>Silver Spoon isn't actually all to bad, in fact sometimes she would bring your pack back after convincing Diamond Tiara that she lost it or something
>Only for it to be taken again the next day though
>Well, it's not like any of it matters now...
>You're probably gonna end up dropping out or something if that video gets out
>there's no way you can convince the entire school that you're still the same emo guy that hates everything and is always in a bad mood
>Sometimes you like to sing a little song every now and then, what's so fuckin' wrong with that huh?
>Speaking of which
>You turn to Pinkie to see how she's taking all this
>Holy...
>Is she... crying?
>Oh shit, you're singing was so bad that it brought her to bitter tears
>"A-anon... that... that was..."
>Awful? Disgusting? Horrible? Just say it you pink fucki-
>"That was beautiful!"
~

>Beautiful?
>Is she serious?
>...
>Didn't she hear how off key you were?!
>And how many notes you missed oh fucking lord take a sting and cut your wrist it was so bad
>You've been practicing for a little over 3 years now and you like to think you improved but hearing it played back was torture
>Wait, what are you saying?
>The problem isn't how it sounded
>It's that Pinkie even saw it at all!
>There she stood, still teary eyed by the atrocity she witnessed
"A-...Anon... why didn't you ever tell me you could sing and play so amazing! I-"
"Shhh! Keep it down! Yeah I like to do a little bit of music here and there, no big deal!"
>"It IS a big deal Anon! I could practically feel your emotion in your voice! It's like I was actually in Hawaii! *GAAASP* You should totally show people that you can do this! I bet you'll make so many friends and-"
>You put two fingers over her lips to shut her up
"Ehh, that's where you're wrong pink one. I'm not gonna make any friends nor do I plan to, the only thing that would come of that is more people trying to use me and then tossing me to the curb when shit hits the fan. That's what society trained these monkeys to do and I want no part of it."
>You cross your arms and huff
>There's no way she would understand what you're trying to say
"And I better not hear a word of this tomorrow at school okay? This is my own secret thing that I've kept very personal through my dark times."
>Well whatever was going through Pinkie's mind seemed to have stopped now
>"Hmm, alright Anon, I promise... would you like to double it up with a Pinkie promise?"
>Huh? what's a Pinkie promise?
>Whatever, as long as it'll keep her quiet then it's no big deal
"Alright, what's that?"
>"Here, just follow my steps.."
>She stands straight up and brings her hand to her heart
>Striking it with an X, she begins her mystical chant
>"Cross my heart."
>Okay, sounds metal
>You do the same with your hand
"Cross my heart"
>"Hope to fly"
>She says as she forms her hands into little wings and let them flutter off into the air
>Uhh
>Okay
>Flying away sounds pretty nice but that hand motion was a little gay
>Whatever, you're lucky this is the least populated part of the mall
"Hope to fly..."
>You try the hand motion, but your limp little wings sort of just flutter weakly and fall out of the sky
>"Stick a cupcake!"
>Suddenly she reaches into her large pink hair as if it was a void of empty space, then pulls out two pristine looking cupcakes
>A nice vanilla confetti cupcake with a light blue frosting, and little sugar flakes sprinkled on top
>Pinkie takes one for herself and then hands one to you
>She holds it out
>Fuck... whatever man, you're already too deep into it
"Stick a cupcake..."
>"In my eye! But don't actually put it in your eye, like this!"
>She swings the cupcake up to her face and comes close to her eye, but doesn't hit herself
>"And that's it! Now lock it in!"
>Is this what you're life has finally come to now?
>You don't even know what this whole Pinkie promise means!
>Maybe you jumped the gun on this a little early
>Fuck it, let's go
"In my eye!"
>You put the necessary force into your arm and swing that deathly sugary treat to your eye
>Time practically stopped as you stared into the barrel of the cupcake
>Its swirly frosting hypnotized you, the crystallized sugar flakes shined brightly even in the broken lights up top
>"Okay, your secret is safe with me!"
>Pinkie smiles warmly, then takes a bite out of her cupcake
>Well, more like she ate the entire thing in one bite, just leaving the paper in her hand
>That's... as much as you can ask for it seems
>There's no way you can eat something this sugary
>You just stand there with the cupcake in your hand and wait
>Now the two of you stand silently near a trash can
>You checked your phone for a bit and saw that it was starting to get late
>Damn, how long were you in that coffee shop for?
>A good few hours no doubt
>"Well... thanks Anon, for hanging out with me today. I should probably head home now, I still got a bit homework to do and some chores around the house but I can still drive you home if you want, sound fun?"
>Fun?
>You wouldn't call it fun, but it definitely sounds better than walking all the way home
"Whatever Pinkie, let's just go. If that Diamond Tiara chick is still around here I don't wanna run into her again..."
>"Okay then, let's go!"
>You quickly toss the sugarbomb after Pinkie turns her back
>Pinkie takes lead as the two of you exit the mall
>Walking from the darker lights of the forgotten wing of the mall to the brighter ones hurt your eyes
>Soon the sunset light takes over as you exit out the heavy glass doors
>No words were spoken as the two of you make your way to the car
>As you approach the vehicle, you notice the blip of the doors unlocking makes the eyelashes on her headlights blink
>Yeah, that's about what you expected
>You open the passenger door and plop your ass on the comfy cushion of Pinkie's seats
>Pinkie makes her way to her side and sits in her seat
>She reaches down and takes the aux cord, then hands it to you
>"It's all you Nonny!"
>The car came to life while you pulled out your phone and went into your playlist
>Hm...
>Well, since Pinkie already knows your more lighthearted feel for music, maybe playing some wouldn't hurt
>You plug in the cord and the speakers beep in acceptance
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miec205fvnE
>You wish Diamond tiara hadn't taken your smokes again, you could really use one right now
>wait a minute, maybe you hid one...
>You pat yourself down for a stick
>Aha!
>You see your backpack opened where you put your smokes and see one in the pocket
>After grabbing the cigarette you roll the window down and take the lighter from your pocket
>"Oh, I forgot to ask Anon, where do youuu... could you please not smoke in my car...?"
>It's too late, you already lit it and you aren't wasting it
>Your deadpan stare shows no compliance and you take a huff and blow it out the window
"...fourth on Smith street, a little bit more up town."
>"Woah, really?- Uh, I mean, alright lets go!"
>And with that, you were off
~

>You think you spent enough time with Pinkie for today
>Guess her plan on making friends with you went better than she expected
>Would you call her a friend though?
>She knows one of your closest secrets
>She actually chose to talk and hang out with you for the day
>She hasn't said one mean word about you
>And then there's the fact that she called your singing beautiful...
>Nobody has even heard your voice let alone called it something like that
>You don't exactly know what it was that let you accept Pinkie into your gloomy life, maybe it was her boldness by just introducing herself so out of the blue, or that she even wanted to get to know you in the first place
>You don't know what else to call that other than...
>A friend
>"Wooooow Nonny! These are some really pretty houses! Look! that one has a little gnome village in their front lawn! And that one has kitties sleeping on little beds in some sorta jungle gym! Everyone's grass is so green and colorful, and super neat too! So which one is yours?"
>You peer up over the dashboard after being broken out of your thought
>Aaaand... there it is
"Third house to the left, the one with the red Viper in the parking space"
>Your house didn't stand out like the rest, the only exception being the sports car in the driveway
>Other than that it's a regular 2 story house with a plain cut lawn
>"Aww nice! Who's car is that?"
"My dad's... he probably loves that thing more than he loves us."
>Bonus fact, he was gonna use the money he spent on that car to get you something to drive so you can stop riding the bus, but he thought differently in the end
>You finally pull up to your home and unbuckle your seat belt
>After you spent cigarette out the window, you grab your backpack and open the door
>"Hey Anon? Thanks again, for hanging out with me today, I bet I probably didn't go how you expected but maybe it's a sign! So... See ya tommorrow?"
>Will you see her tomorrow?
>A small part of you wants to say no, and just leave this as it is
>But...
>Maybe it wouldn't hurt...
>Just this one time, you could be taking a risk here but its already gotten to this point.
>You mill it over for a second in your head, then answer
"Okay Pinkie, see you tomorrow."
>A warm smile spreads across her face
>Pinkie turns to look at your house for a second, but her face shows that something caught her eye
>"Hey Nonny... is that your mom?"
>Oh crap...
>You look up over the car and do in fact see your mom in the front window showing the kitchen
>It looks like she was just doing dishes
>The light in the kitchen could show her clear as day since the curtains were open
>Her red button shirt and apron was soaked wet with water and clung to her body, short black hairflowing down her head and looking a bit worse for wear after a long day
>You didn't like too mention it, but your mom liked to... take care of her body, really well in fact
>She stood proud after her hard work
>pic for reference (http://i.imgur.com/3sN7p6O.png)
>Oh jeez, she has no shame...
>"Wowee, she's pretty! Maybe one day I could say hi! Well alright Nonny, see ya later!"
>You step back and close the car door as she shifts into drive and rolls off, giving her a wave as she goes
>Her pink blob of a vehicle drives off into the distance, soon disappearing into the streets
>You sigh as you make your way to your front door, up your plain driveway lined with neatly cut grass
>You didn't have a special lawn like some of your neighbors do
>Just simple cut grass and a bush here and there
>Like a motor, you grab your keys and arrive at the front door, feeding it the key and unlocking it
>The cooled air condition hit you as you entered your home
>"Anon? Is that you sweetiebuns?"
>Uggh...
"Yeah!"
>you walk through door the leads directly to the kitchen to see your mother
>...still wet from the dishes and now a lot closer to you
>"Oh my baby how was your day today! Tell me everything!"
>Ehh... maybe not everything...
"I was just... at the mall for a while, I got someone to drop me off so I didn't have to walk."
>You're not lying, it's just not the full truth
>"Well how nice of them! I'm just glad you're okay honey, c'mere!"
>Before you could react, your mom smothers you in a wet hug
>"Heeey is that my boy Anon? What's up kiddo!"
>And here comes your dad, a tall and burly man wearing a black suit and red tie, completely bald and showing a bit of age to him, but still weirdly full of energy
>He comes and gives you a pat on the back
>You're pretty sure he broke your spine in about three places but it's whatever
>"So kid, have you signed up for any teams in school yet? I'm sure you're love soccer or football or even wrestling! I hear that Equestrian Games are comin' up!"
"Dad you know I quit sports a long time ago right? I'd rather not become a symbol for some deadbeat coaches lost dreams and be a tool in their last ditch attempt to make something of themselves before they inevitably die."
>"Well... the trophy sure is cool right? Yeah! Well take your time son, either way I'm still proud of you!"
>Yeah yeah whatever, more spew and lies
>You back yourself away from your parents and leave to your room upstairs
"Yeah alright, I'll be in my room if you need me..."
>"Okay sweetie, Oh and I'm cooking spaghetti so dinner will be ready in a few!"
>Fuck...
>Your moms spaghetti is the shit...
>"Make sure you leave room for dessert though, we got banana cream pie!"
>"Hmm~ I think I want your cream pie pretty momma..."
>"Ohhohohhoo please, not now!~"
>Fuck this, you speed to your room and close the door
>hooking up your phone to your stereo system is your first task after entering
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPcN-lRmmyM
>And after such a grueling day, you think you deserve to relax now...
~

*Later that night*
>Be Diamond Tiara
>it's already night and you're ready to hit they hay after long day of being you
>After you change into your pajamas, you finish the glass of water you had set by your bedside
>A knock on your door intrrupts the silence in your room
"Come in!"
>The doorknob turns and opens to reveal your father
>"Hey there pumpkin, so I know you said you don't need your sleep medicine anymore but I brought it just in case, I'll put it right here on your dresser okay?"
>You turn to your dad and give him a warm smile
>He always cared about you, even when he isn't around as much he tries to make do with what he can
"Alright daddy, I love you!"
>He laughs his hearty laugh as you run up and hug him
>"Hahaha, Ahh I love you too sweetheart, good night!"
>"Good night daddy!"
>He waves as he closes your door
>Once he leaves, you grab your phone and turn it on to use as a light so you can turn your room light off
>The cool darkness of your room is comforting in a way
>But now you were tired and couldn't wait to hop into bed
>It's strange, because usually you would be pacing around trying to find something to distract yourself with
>You don't know why but falling asleep was always super troubling for you
>The only time you were able to sleep was usually in class, mostly because you'd get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep at home and class was so boring and dull that you couldn't help but nod off
>But now you have something that puts you to sleep faster than your fathers bed time stories when you were little
>You reach your bed and flip open the covers
>Crawling into your bed is a nice way to end the day
>And for the final touch...
>Grabbing your headphones from your nightstand, you plug them into your phone and lay back
>Now where is it...
>Aha, there it is
>Finding what you were looking for on your phone, you open up the file and press play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>Luckily that video of Anon wasn't the only time you caught him in his own little world
>Immediately you feel the soft tunes of Anon's ukulele and his soft voice carry you gently into sleep
>Your eyes close, and drift into a good nights sleep
~

>Be Prince of Darkness Anon
>It's another drab and bleak day at Canterlot High
>And you're currently having a pleasant and intelligent conversation with the local meathead Free Weight
>Just kidding, he's got you pinned to the locker right now
>"I said give me the money weirdo! I'm not gonna ask again!"
>All fight or flight reflexes have been thrown out the window, you just stand there petrified as his beefy arm bars you against the metal
"A-aa- alright alright! Just take it damn!"
>Not wanting a knuckle sandwich so early in the morning, you slip your wallet out and give give a few bucks
>Luckily he's not smart enough to search the rest of you since somehow you expected this to happen today
>Free Weight rips the money from your hands and starts counting it
>"Hmm... havin' trouble at home sad boy? this is feelin' a little light."
>You glare at him without a word
>Of course nobody stops to help
>Why would they?
>All pieces of shit
>Especially this guy...
>After a brief staredown with the jock, Free Weight huffs and walks away, but not without muttering something not exactly new to you
>Pff, fuckin' freak..."
>...
>Well then, at least you got that out of the way
>Whatever, class is about to start anyways
>Turning to your next class, you happen to glance at something odd down the hallway
>You could only really describe it is a small puff turning around the corner
>A pink puff, to be exact.
>God you hope she leaves you alone today...
~

>All of your classes were as boring and terrible as usual today
>Luckily it was almost lunch time
>With nothing to do for the rest of the English you're in, you stare dead eyed at the clock as it slowly ticks closer to the end
>You swear it ticked backwards a few times
>But finally, the bell rings signalling lunch time
>Fuckin' finally...
>you've been waiting to try this egg salad sandwich you brought
>Ham and cheese is ok but seriously, no matter how dead you are on the inside an egg salad sandwich always hits the spot
>Before you can leave though, your English teacher Miss Litty stops everyone in their tracks
>"Now hold up all of you! Don't forget you got a test this coming Friday so don't forget! You're all dismissed."
>She smooths out her skirt as she finishes and sits back down in her chair, opening a light novel and starts where she left off
>Grabbing your back you get out of your seat and head for the door
>But not before someone bumps your shoulder and says "Move it, Emo."
>You don't even know them what the fuck, asshole
>Just ignore it, you walk out the door and head straight to the cafeteria
>Lost in the sea of people, you briskly walk as your chains and other accessories of your dark attire bounce to and fro
>to avoid any interaction you plug in your headphones and play whatever comes up on your phone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g
>Lost in the music, you ignore everything around you as you walk
>You musta been... high...
>After a short distance you arrive at the cafeteria
>All around you students sat eating their food and conversing with each other
>It makes you sick
>You wished everyone would just sit quietly and eat in complete silence
>Rolling your eyes at the delinquents, you walk to find your usual spot away from all of them
>As you approach your table though, a sight catches your eye that you could only describe as truly horrifying
>Sat at the table was none other than Pinkie
>Not just her though
>No, all of her other friends also sat around her
>fuck this really isn't what you need right now...
>Hoping they didn't happen to see you coming, you quickly turn around and try to find another spot
>But it's too late
>"Anon? Hey Nonny! Over here! Come sit with us!"
>Fuuuuuck.
>You close your eyes and breathe a deep sigh
>turning around you are startled to see them all looking at you
>Hesitantly you approach the table and find an open spot between Pinkie and some bitch with blinding white skin and wavy purple hair
>Jesus Christ does she bathe in bleach or something?
>You feel trapped and squished between the two, even though they aren't even touching you
>All of them are still staring
>This is getting really weird
>Maybe you still have your razor necklace in your backpack so you could just end it here
>the awkward silence is crushing, just what is it do these cunts want from you?!
>Did you do something yesterday to piss her off and now she brought her friends to kick your ass?
>Oh god are they gonna take your egg salad sandwich?
>You swear if any of these fuckers touch it...
>But before they can spring their surprise attack, Pinkie speaks out against the silence
>"So Anon... How's things?"
>How's things?
>Really?
>Alright, you wanna know how things are bitch?
>Hiding behind your hair, you glance over to her with one eye as a lock of hair drapes your other eye
"what the fuck? It's shit that's how it is. Another depressing day in this sad excuse of a life, the world is fucked and we're all just along for the ride until it crashes and burns. Nothing can save us nor would I want it to."
>finished with your statement, you turn back to look down at the table
>And the silence sets again...
>...
>...
>...
>"... I told you this was a stupid idea."
>The Rainbow haired girl is quickly jabbed in the arm by the hick
>Taking the opportunity, the hick decides to speak
>"Now Anon we aren't here ta cause you trouble 'er nothin', we just wanna talk with ya is all. You seemed so lonely sittin' over here by yerself that we thought maybe you'd wanna join us? Pinkie here says you're a swell fella so we just wanted to get to know ya."
>Perfect.
>Just how you wanted to spend your lunch
>Surrounded by vapid sluts who have no idea how shallow and lifeless they really are
>