SS starts to walk across the vaguely colored ground. There is a long walk ahead of you. Perhaps you should have found some dew first?
Seriously_Subdued
fuck the dew the only thing that can help now is some smooth bass lines
* Seriously_Subdued start humming rhcp
@IF
You suddenly remember that your bass is dead forever
* Seriously_Subdued kick the fucking ground
Seriously_Subdued
fucking shitty ass ground
what the fuck even is this
i don't fucking care
* Seriously_Subdued continue walking in silence
@IF
You walk for a good long while, things are going relatively well for you at the moment. As you get closer to the house or move to the right or left, you notice that the house changes.
Seriously_Subdued
whar the-
*what
@IF
The house almost goes completely out of focus before you suddenly run into something


ARGG FUCK
* Seriously_Subdued punch wall
RascalyWabit
You hurt your hand and take one damage
Seriously_Subdued
FUUUCK
ugh
* Seriously_Subdued investigates thing
RascalyWabit
It is a mirror, upon closer inspection
You cannot see yourself in it, but the ground and area behind you is pefectly clear
It is..
wait a moment
Just how big is this thing?
Seriously_Subdued
(perseption roll?)
RascalyWabit
You disregard the perception roll, and simply back up
You cannot see where the mirror ends
Seriously_Subdued
well
fuck
no dew for me
i fucking hate this place
* Seriously_Subdued return home
Seriously_Subdued
(brb 1 mo)
Seriously_Subdued
(back)
RascalyWabit
You walk back out about half a mile, and you still cannot see where the mirror ends vertically or horizontally! The fucking thing goes on for miles, and were you to look at your planet from space, you would see that literally the entire planet is completely divided by this giant unnatural construct. There is no way to get around to the other side. Pfft. Welcome to the Land of Radiance and Illusion, you guess.
Seriously_Subdued
...
is this even fucking real
maybe this whole place
is just a construct of human perseption
you decide to rename it the land of Houndini and Magic fucking rabits
seems suitable
RascalyWabit
Paradox Space rejects your sass
Seriously_Subdued
ughhh
fuck
where is all the fucking dew
where are all the other ppl
fuck it all
* Seriously_Subdued go back home cause this is fucking confusing
RascalyWabit
You go back home. Before your mind can calm down however, you are assaulted by the sight of a pure Brown ghost thing with a friendly face and creepy tentacles all over the place.
Is this the thing that cut open the meteor?
Seriously_Subdued
who the fuck are you
and do you have any dew?
RascalyWabit
DS:
He pauses.
Seriously_Subdued
...
RascalyWabit
DS: There is only dreams now, no "dew."
Seriously_Subdued
...
dreams
RascalyWabit
DS: Child...
Seriously_Subdued
fucking great
-_-
RascalyWabit
DS: Listen to me
Seriously_Subdued
k m80
RascalyWabit
DS: You are in great danger.
Seriously_Subdued
gimme some tentacle goodness
as per usual
whats up home dog
RascalyWabit
DS: I can feel it. The Behemoth.
Seriously_Subdued
Fucking behemoth are great man
seen them last year at bloodstock
a required taste but yea
i getcha
^this is all sarcasm squidward
anyway
details please
RascalyWabit
DS keeps that serene tentacle smile on his face no matter the circumstance. He does not acknowledge your lack of wit.
Seriously_Subdued
...
Im waiting squiddy
RascalyWabit
He then says something that makes no sense http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/195/c/0/duttle_by_jesscookie-d5793tx.png
Seriously_Subdued
...
sooo
am i meant to kill you or what
cause i really kinda want to
RascalyWabit
DS: There is no need to be upset
Seriously_Subdued
0_0
RascalyWabit
DS: Your enemy is the Behemoth
Seriously_Subdued
okay
what's he look like?
RascalyWabit
DS: A behemoth
Seriously_Subdued
classic greek myths behemoth?
or bibbel behemoth
RascalyWabit
DS: He is...
DS: A Space Behemoth.
Seriously_Subdued
well
that sounds pretty awsome
does he have mountain dew?
also
if i recall
the behemoth was supposidly unbeatable
so yea
fuck that m80
RascalyWabit
DS is no longer interested in talking to you, and he floats back to wherever the fuck he went.
Seriously_Subdued
..................................................
I fucking hate this game
* Seriously_Subdued goes to screw around with the machinery
Seriously_Subdued
maybe if i chuck some more crap into this thing it'll do some shit
or take me somewhere?
i don't fuckin know
* Seriously_Subdued proceed to throw dagger and broken skeleton key into alchemiser
* Seriously_Subdued stare at the machine hoping it does something
Seriously_Subdued
...
fuck
* Seriously_Subdued hammer on the buttons furiously
RascalyWabit
It does nothing.
Seriously_Subdued
well
fucking hurrah
in a fucking land of shit and nothing
with a brown squid thing
RascalyWabit
You faintly remember that you needed carved totems to make shit.
Seriously_Subdued
...
welp
I'm done here
* Seriously_Subdued set out once again onto the fucking great ass plains to find something to do
* Seriously_Subdued examine the out of focus ground
Seriously_Subdued
(rip this adventure :( )
Seriously_Subdued
after 5 minutes and a splitting headache you stop
* Seriously_Subdued lick ground
* Seriously_Subdued savour the taste of the dirt... this is not earth dirt
RascalyWabit
The dirt tastes.
Dirty
Seriously_Subdued
just how dirty you could ponder all day
but alas
there is work to be done
miles to be walked
and most importantly
dew to be won
RascalyWabit
You hear a crash in your house
Seriously_Subdued
Oh for fuck sake , i bet its the fucking squid guy messing up my shit
* Seriously_Subdued dart back to the house dirt flying out of your mouth as you run
→ `DICE has joined
`DICE
If I don't belong in this channel type 'leave'.
Use 'join #<channelname>' to move me to another channel. Use 'roll <die>' to roll.
* Seriously_Subdued investigate the household csi style
RascalyWabit
The second you find the kitchen, there it is!
A fucking black thing
kill it
Wait no it's brown
A brown imp is rummaging through your refridgerator
* Seriously_Subdued attempt to sneak up on the bastard dagger in hand and ready to tango
RascalyWabit
The fucker turns around, catching you in the act of sneaking. It has a red mask and tentacles all over it's body.
It takes out it's dual swords
* Seriously_Subdued bolt it outside a sound plan in mind
RascalyWabit
The Imp goes back to his refrigerator rummaging, no one will be interfering with his meal now!
Seriously_Subdued
oh ffs
* Seriously_Subdued bail back inside and fuck the broken skeleton key at the back of his head