HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[23:14:58] SirHampton: I have bad connection so excuse if I am in and out

[23:15:05] Candy: LOOK GUYS

[23:15:09] SirHampton: Im from reddit xD

[23:15:12] Candy: WE GOT A NEWBIE FROM /COW/ HERE

[23:15:17] MUJAHIDEEN911: Hide the good memes

[23:15:18] enig: >leddit

[23:15:19] Candy: LETS GIVE HIM THE INITATION

[23:15:21] MUJAHIDEEN911: bring out the beater ones

[23:15:28] Sissis: Are you serious?

[23:15:29] Candy: GET THE ROCK FILLED SOCKS

[23:15:33] SirHampton: I am fellow geek too

[23:15:48] enig: OH MAN LET ME GET THE 30 MILE LONG DILDO AND THE OIL-BASED GRAPE JELLY LUBRICANT

[23:15:56] AND THE VIDEODROME VHS TAPE

[23:15:56] Sissis: >not cherry-flavored

[23:15:58] my favorite

[23:16:22] SirHampton: I own a dildo though

[23:16:40] I put it on my computer and pretend Ellen Pao is pegging me

[23:16:49] salts: HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

[23:17:03] JEVVS: i'll pigfuck ellen pao

[23:17:17] enig: Ohhhh yeaaaaah make her really worship my cock

[23:17:19] JEVVS: augh yeah gittin haad

[23:17:26] SirHampton: Why dont you guys make a reddit board

[23:17:27] Sissis: Thank you Chris Columbus

[23:17:30] Thank you 1492

[23:17:34] Thank you Chris Columbus

[23:17:36] Thank you 1492

[23:17:39] >normalfags

[23:17:50] QUICK WHIP OUT THE GAY PORN

[23:17:52] JEVVS: "who's my 1492," said a-log

[23:18:12] SirHampton: No you should be on reddit

[23:18:19] It is more user friendly

[23:18:26] You can buy adspace

[23:18:40] Sissis: >adspace

[23:18:41] >user-friendly

[23:18:52] >on the censorship hugbox

[23:19:02] SirHampton: Reddit is good

[23:19:06] And easy

[23:19:07] JEVVS: why do this at an apple store

[23:19:08] Sissis: pffffahahahahaha

[23:19:24] >fatpeoplehate removed because MUH FEELUNS

[23:19:29] >shadowbans

[23:19:31] SirHampton: JEVVS he probably cannot afford a computer

[23:19:37] Dont make fun of him

[23:19:37] Sissis: >Laurelai and SRS in general

[23:19:42] SirHampton: Hes no lolcow

[23:19:54] Hambone: >I hate it when the farm equipment wanders into the Apple store and gets entranced by the shiny magic box of colors and sounds.

[23:19:54] Sissis: Are you fucking baiting or genuine?

[23:19:55] salts: SirHampton, JEVVS ain't far from the truth

[23:19:56] Sissis: God.

[23:19:56] Hambone: Fucking lel

[23:20:16] SirHampton: salts thats extremely racist

[23:20:32] Sissis: >being a coon-loving shit-for-brains

[23:20:33] SirHampton: cow should be more of an open community

[23:20:37] salts: SirHampton, he says it at the end of the video

[23:20:37] enig: Niggers need to eat a bag of dicks

[23:20:42] salts: also nigger nigger nigger

[23:20:47] SirHampton: Ill make /r/cow if you guys dont mind

[23:20:49] enig: Sieg heil ein volk ein reich ein fuhrer

[23:20:49] Sissis: MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE

[23:20:56] SPICS AND NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TREES

[23:21:00] PUT ON MOON MAN YOU FUCKS

[23:21:02] IT'S TIME

[23:21:09] JEVVS: https://reddit.com/r/cow

[23:21:15] enig: FUCK YEAH GOIN TO WHITETOPIA

[23:21:29] Sissis: Added.

[23:21:38] Shazbot: >we got another complaint

[23:21:41] Sissis: Bump it up, Jews.

[23:21:47] Hambone: >Five times

[23:22:00] SirHampton: I feel bad for this guy

[23:22:06] Hambone: For who?

[23:22:10] JEVVS: >5 minutes of moonman

[23:22:16] SirHampton: For this poor african american

[23:22:28] Shazbot: Dindu intensifies

[23:22:31] salts: >I don't have a laptop

[23:22:31] Sissis: Let me guess, Redditors came here from the fatpeoplehate exile.

[23:22:32] Candy: I don't have a laptop

[23:22:33] I don't have a laptop

[23:22:33] JEVVS: PUBLIC COMPUTING CAREER

[23:22:36] Hambone: Chimpout level two

[23:22:37] enig: all their lips jut out like evolution caught them in a pair of pliers

[23:22:40] Sissis: Why the hell did people let the redditshits in?

[23:22:42] salts: SirHampton, fucking told you you nigger

[23:22:46] Candy: is he gonna turn into the hulk?

[23:22:55] SirHampton: He did nothing wrong though

[23:23:00] salts: dindu nuffin

[23:23:01] SirHampton: He was rapping peacefully

[23:23:19] salts: that's called troubling the peace

[23:23:21] Sissis: Just for you.

[23:23:24] SirHampton: This middle class whitey wouldnt have done it to Bob Williams, only to Jamal

[23:23:28] Hambone: Nice audio.

[23:23:39] SirHampton: Cmon guys this is immature

[23:23:48] salts: K

[23:23:48] K

[23:23:49] K

[23:23:51] Shazbot: K

[23:23:52] Candy: KKK

[23:23:52] Sissis: KKK

[23:23:56] Shazbot: K

[23:23:57] K

[23:24:13] Hambone: [:kissypepe:]

[23:24:20] SirHampton: You guys are the real "lolcows"

[23:24:30] salts: says the one raging at racism

[23:24:47] Hambone: >salty about racism on an imageboard

[23:24:50] Sissis: >normalfag gets mad when he goes into a board dedicated to laughing at tards and spastics

[23:24:52] Hambone: Just how new.ru?

[23:25:06] Sissis: Go back to Reddit or whatever. Place isn't for Reddit.

[23:25:13] salts: Plebbit

[23:25:18] SirHampton: I browsed cow for 2 weeks, so Im not that new

[23:25:19] JEVVS: [:smugpepe:]

[23:25:31] salts: >oldfag,been here all summer

[23:25:33] SirHampton: You are the racist group ive heard avbout

[23:25:46] Sissis: >summerfag

[23:25:47] abear: That's us!

[23:25:59] Are you here to help us poison the water supply of Detroit?

[23:26:13] Sissis: Detroit is hell on earth.

[23:26:14] SirHampton: What?

[23:26:18] Are you serious

[23:26:19] Sissis: It'd be a service.

[23:26:24] SirHampton: That is no joking matter

[23:26:35] salts: >SirHampton: That is no joking matter

[23:26:41] Sissis: Oh yes it is

[23:26:42] SirHampton: this whol place is a zoo

[23:26:42] Shazbot: [:muricanpepe:] the fuck jevvs, no swastika emotes?

[23:26:42] salts: tyronetopkek.mp4

[23:27:00] MUJAHIDEEN911: [:cwceyes:] [:cwceyes:]

[23:27:12] SirHampton: >Meme arros outside the chan websites

[23:27:18] MUJAHIDEEN911: >benis<

[23:27:18] SirHampton: They dont work

[23:27:19] Whin: We want to rent a warehouse to make a new Auschwitz but we can't afford it without your help sirhampton

[23:27:21] MUJAHIDEEN911: xd:DD:DD:D;dd;d

[23:27:21] d

[23:27:33] Sissis: You're mistaken, go to any nigger-infested town to arrive at your nearest zoo.

[23:27:41] SirHampton: I read a thread about it on /r/b

[23:27:47] Candy: does spurdo know about zoos?

[23:27:47] Sissis: Besides, you're too thin-skinned to even belong here.

[23:27:52] enig: come to Chitown, world's biggest zoo short of Africa itself

[23:27:56] Shazbot: >le maymay arrows outside of a chan site

[23:28:01] SirHampton: There is no reeason for meme arrows outside the chan

[23:28:10] Sissis: So you have little right to berate people about using meme arrows outside 8chan.

[23:28:12] enig: we even had to import spics and gooks to hold back the chimps from leaving the zoo

[23:28:14] Shazbot: >in a chat stream for a group on a chan site

[23:28:24] salts: SirHampton: What are you? 12?

[23:28:28] Sissis: Illinois is hell.

[23:28:37] Hambone: This is a poor troll.

[23:28:39] SirHampton: wow real mature guys. More white man rapping

[23:28:39] abear: Meme arrows?

[23:28:41] Shazbot: >Le Shaggy Daggy Ribby Roo.png [:lasciviouspepe:]

[23:28:46] abear: They're called autism accentors you pleb

[23:28:59] SirHampton: Thats not funny

[23:28:59] Whin: Why did they add this greentext to meme arrows Sirhampton if it's only for chans?

[23:29:04] salts: THE ONLY CURE FOR AUTISM IS GENOCIDE

[23:29:05] Sissis: Oh yes it is.

[23:29:05] SirHampton: Me and my bro have autism

[23:29:08] enig: salts he might as well be 12 with this horrible "LOL I WAS PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED" attempt

[23:29:11] Sissis: LYNCH ALL AUTISTS

[23:29:19] DAY OF THE ROPE

[23:29:32] SirHampton: Well you guys are truly autistic

[23:29:40] Whin: Exploding rope

[23:29:41] salts: we embrace our autism, you don't

[23:29:52] abear: Islam will cure our autism

[23:29:54] SirHampton: I have to to take autism meds

[23:29:57] abear: Kaffir like you must suffer

[23:30:02] enig: ooga booga go back to leddit

[23:30:02] SirHampton: Islam wont cure your autism

[23:30:10] salts: ALLAH ACKBAR

[23:30:12] SirHampton: Only science can

[23:30:13] Whin: That embrace your autism atitude attracted spergs like mayafag

[23:30:24] Sissis: SPICS AND NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TREES

[23:30:35] SirHampton: You are just fullfilling a primitive tribal need to believe in a god

[23:30:50] Sissis: >fedora

[23:30:56] lll

[23:30:57] lel

[23:30:58] lll

[23:31:03] abear: tips trilby

[23:31:05] SirHampton: whats so funny

[23:31:08] Sissis tips his fedora.

[23:31:15] SirHampton: I dont even own a trilby

[23:31:23] abear: tips bowler

[23:31:33] Candy tips tophat

[23:31:48] Sissis: ALLAHU ACKBAR

[23:31:50] ALLAHU ACKBAR

[23:31:52] PRAISE ALLAH

[23:31:54] SirHampton: I own a bowler but I only wear it on special occasions

[23:31:56] salts: ALLAH ACKBAR

[23:32:02] MUJAHIDEEN911: >Playing this overused shit

[23:32:04] SirHampton: Oh wow muslim racists

[23:32:04] JEVVS: >turkish subtitles

[23:32:12] enig: ALLAHU ACKBAR

[23:32:17] Hambone: Muslims aren't a race.

[23:32:17] Sissis: ALLAH WILL CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR AUTISM

[23:32:23] Hambone: 2/10, made me take the bait.

[23:32:25] Candy: spurdobear translate

[23:32:28] Sissis: Muslims are a religion, not a race.

[23:32:32] SirHampton: I know

[23:32:42] Thus they are primitive and uncouth

[23:32:42] Hambone: :fast: TAKBIR

[23:32:45] Sissis: Fucking dumbass kaffir.

[23:32:58] SirHampton: What did you call me?

[23:32:58] abear: Islam is the light

[23:33:04] salts: KAFFIR

[23:33:04] Sissis: Kaffir.

[23:33:09] Hambone: Human is fish. Islam is water.

[23:33:09] Whin: Islam is the only cure for autism

[23:33:14] SirHampton: How about you say that to my face? You spit in the face of science

[23:33:34] abear: All things are of allah. What you refer to science and technology are the fruits of allah's wisdom.

[23:33:46] SirHampton: No they arent

[23:33:59] Whin: Prove it

[23:34:05] Sissis: Go back to fedora-tipping and cheeto-eating while you still can, you pig-like kaffir.

[23:34:08] Twice as unholy.

[23:34:08] MUJAHIDEEN911: Superior nasheed

[23:34:09] Whin: Prove that they aren't

[23:34:16] SirHampton: Wathc Cosmos by Neil DegRasse Tyson. It is a series made for idiots like you

[23:34:24] abear: This is some raw black metal-tier shit

[23:34:28] Sissis: Both a kaffir and bearing a resemblance of the unholy pig.

[23:34:31] SirHampton: Excuse my spleiing

[23:34:34] abear: Well yeah it was made by le black science man.

[23:34:37] Of course it's for idiots

[23:34:39] Whin: That is all knowledge he gathered from Allah himself

[23:34:44] enig: 1/10 most opaque trolling I have seen this year

[23:35:03] SirHampton: abear it is a meme but hes not bad

[23:35:14] He knows what he speaks of

[23:35:23] Good GOD you guys make me mad

[23:35:43] abear: Anger will lead you to God.

[23:35:44] SirHampton: You just look at science

[23:35:51] Hambone: Allah does not permit anger.

[23:35:53] SirHampton: And spit in its face

[23:35:56] abear: Help us cleanse Detroit in the name of our Emir.

[23:36:06] enig: God hates niggers

[23:36:07] SirHampton: And you make fun of people on your little site

[23:36:11] enig: our god is a mormon god

[23:36:15] SirHampton: You are the jokes

[23:36:24] MUJAHIDEEN911: That make is a joke?

[23:36:26] enig: and in mormon teachings all the in-between souls resulted in tard blacks

[23:36:33] SirHampton: You made a site all about Chris Chan

[23:36:41] enig: Mormon God demands you to kill all dindus to help them escape their plight

[23:36:50] Hambone: Is this the white knight spoony "troll"?

[23:36:53] SirHampton: Good thing im atheist then

[23:37:07] enig: eyy SirHampton how about those 12 TB of porn

[23:37:18] SirHampton: what about them

[23:37:24] enig: how sad do you have to be to have 12 TB

[23:37:30] SirHampton: I store it

[23:37:34] Hambone: 12TB

[23:37:37] What a waste.

[23:37:38] SirHampton: For when I lose internet

[23:37:39] enig: You could have 12 TB for so many productive things

[23:37:40] salts: ''store'' them

[23:37:47] enig: You could record and edit videos with that 12 TB

[23:37:48] MUJAHIDEEN911: Lol

[23:37:53] what a loser

[23:37:54] enig: You could store a lot of video games with that 12 TB

[23:37:54] SirHampton: I got through it all quickly though

[23:37:57] Hambone: I hope they're all on WD Greens.

[23:37:58] salts: SirHampton are you a wizard?

[23:38:02] enig: You could have a massive FLAC library

[23:38:02] MUJAHIDEEN911: Clearly

[23:38:09] enig: instead you store fucking porn with 12 TB

[23:38:11] MUJAHIDEEN911: nobody mature blows 12TB of storage space on smut

[23:38:15] SirHampton: I mean 12tb supplies me for a week without internet

[23:38:21] MUJAHIDEEN911: I bet its anime shit too

[23:38:22] lol

[23:38:24] SirHampton: No

[23:38:26] Whin: 12TB

[23:38:27] Fat

[23:38:29] Hambone: Post proofs

[23:38:31] Whin: Can you handle it

[23:38:32] enig: OOH BOY GOTTA GET MUH LOSSLESS ANIME

[23:38:33] SirHampton: 5 tb is anime

[23:38:41] salts: anime porn

[23:38:41] enig: CANT HAVE ANY ARTIFACTING IN THE MOESHIT

[23:38:41] SirHampton: So? Everyone jacks off

[23:38:58] Im proud of it

[23:39:02] enig: But everyone doesn't hoard fucking 12 TB of porn

[23:39:09] salts: >being proud of 12TB of pron

[23:39:20] enig: What kind of hard drives are they on anyway SirHampton, what brand are the drives

[23:39:21] SirHampton: When aliens discover earth in the far future

[23:39:36] enig: Come on, what brand drives did you get to store 12 TB of porn

[23:39:38] SirHampton: Drandless, got them cheap at staples

[23:39:43] 1tb each

[23:39:43] enig: >brandless drives

[23:39:46] abear: I don't even think there's 12 TB out there of the shit I'm into.

[23:39:47] Candy: ALLLAAAH ACKBAR

[23:39:48] ALLLAAAH ACKBAR

[23:39:49] ALLLAAAH ACKBAR

[23:39:50] ACKBAR

[23:39:50] enig: >12 1 TB drives

[23:39:56] SirHampton: Yes

[23:40:05] Im away or I would take a pic of them

[23:40:20] I connect whatever one I want to watch

[23:40:27] I have them nicely labeled

[23:40:31] enig: >"I can't take pics because excuse" - statement issued by every autist ever when confronted

[23:40:38] abear: Salil Sawarim is better

[23:40:47] salts: WULSTAAA

[23:40:55] abear: The acca pella is just so heavy and courageous

[23:41:01] Shazbot: SHE WUS A SWAVE

[23:41:08] JEVVS: wusta

[23:41:13] SirHampton: Hentai, BBW, Feet, Anal, latino, black, and redhead

[23:41:23] abear: we build them pipe

[23:41:28] JEVVS: >redhead

[23:41:30] enig: SirHampton for far less you could have bought two of the higher end server use Western Digial drives

[23:41:30] abear: >black

[23:41:34] Candy: muh reparations

[23:41:35] abear: Beastophilia is illegal

[23:41:42] Candy: >BBW

[23:41:42] salts: >dun wan to pay for wata

[23:41:43] enig: You would use less power, better reliability, and less space taken

[23:41:45] SirHampton: Enig they were cheap

[23:41:46] salts: OY VEEEEEEYYYYYY

[23:41:54] SirHampton: oy vey

[23:41:58] enig: Cheap drives mean a cheap death a year or two from now

[23:42:04] SirHampton: what does that mean

[23:42:06] enig: You don't jew out on hard drives, it's a rule of life

[23:42:12] SirHampton: Well Ill buy more

[23:42:21] I save all porn I get

[23:42:45] enig: brb contacting my agents to embed drive-crashing software into porn PNGs for you to download

[23:42:54] enjoy 12 crickets in unison

[23:42:57] SirHampton: Im too smart for that

[23:43:07] enig: >Im too smart for that

[23:43:10] abear: Keep your Norton updated

[23:43:13] enig: >12 1TB drives

[23:43:18] SirHampton: I need no norton

[23:43:19] enig: >bald fat dude who spergs over spoony

[23:43:24] SirHampton: It in my drawer

[23:43:30] enig: >looks like Linkara's more depressing brother

[23:43:32] SirHampton: Sppony did nothing

[23:43:36] enig: >is probably gayer than linkara

[23:43:58] salts: all this for free water lol

[23:44:09] abear: Linkara has sycophants donating money for his projects

[23:44:15] This dude does it for hot pockets

[23:44:25] SirHampton: Wow

[23:44:28] Just wow

[23:44:32] salts: WOW

[23:44:32] Candy: how can anyone like spoony or any of the hipsterglasses reviewers

[23:44:47] SirHampton: See salts? We agree on something

[23:44:55] salts: you didn't note my sarcasm

[23:45:03] SirHampton: Oh sorry good sir

[23:45:11] enig: >good sir

[23:45:13] Sissis: >niggers

[23:45:13] enig: Mlady

[23:45:14] Sissis: >human

[23:45:16] enig: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[23:45:16] Whin: Autist confirmed

[23:45:20] salts tips fedora

[23:45:35] JEVVS: she mad

[23:45:43] dmc: ooga booga where da wyatt men at

[23:45:48] abear: Nah she's just overly tired

[23:45:58] >boycot

[23:46:08] >black people won't "serve" them by patronizing the business

[23:46:10] enig: haha copied down up to whin's line

[23:46:15] fun with logging manually

[23:46:20] SirHampton: You people are fools

[23:46:27] abear: GET OUTTA DUH BLACK COMMUNIDY

[23:46:31] enig: Says the man with 12 1TB drives of random porn

[23:46:35] SirHampton: Whats so funny

[23:46:45] Shes defending her community

[23:46:52] MUJAHIDEEN911: lol

[23:46:56] enig: Her community is an illiterate zoo

[23:46:56] salts: because that's worth defending right?

[23:46:58] SirHampton: Everyday I hate cow more and more

[23:47:00] abear: I don't think there's 12 TB on all of exhentai or fakku

[23:47:02] MUJAHIDEEN911: It's because the black community does not deserve defense

[23:47:03] JEVVS: oh lol this guy

[23:47:05] MUJAHIDEEN911: hue hue hue

[23:47:14] Shazbot: Its sad to know this is an act

[23:47:21] enig: MUJAHIDEEN911 he got generic Staples drives, estimate the drive life on them when he has 12 full of porn

[23:47:21] MUJAHIDEEN911: >Swaying back and forth

[23:47:28] idk

[23:47:44] The closest one has a few WDs

[23:47:47] and mostly seagate

[23:47:53] JEVVS: >bottom jacket button buttoned

[23:48:04] SirHampton: This isnt funny either

[23:48:09] Can you refute him?

[23:48:11] No

[23:48:11] abear: Class is for men

[23:48:13] salts: it ain't funny, it's hilarious

[23:48:31] JEVVS: i thought the swaying was funny when i first saw this

[23:48:45] SirHampton: He is right

[23:48:47] Whin: Throat neck

[23:49:08] abear: That's a Robb-tier threat

[23:49:12] SirHampton: This is scary I read about this on /r/conspiracy

[23:49:16] enig: >Seagate

[23:49:21] yep they'll die hard then

[23:49:22] SirHampton: check out the thread

[23:49:31] enig: Seagate has a horrible life expectancy now

[23:49:36] Candy: ai pls

[23:49:38] enig: so good luck with those drives SirHampton

[23:49:44] drives with shit life expectancy

[23:49:49] and 12 of them

[23:49:55] SirHampton: yeah

[23:49:57] so

[23:50:02] Shut up

[23:50:06] Im a geek

[23:50:16] JEVVS: AWAKEN MY MASTERS

[23:50:18] Candy: autism

[23:50:19] abear: nerd pryde :DDD

[23:50:20] SirHampton: I have a long distance grilfriend too

[23:50:34] salts: 2spoopy

[23:50:40] abear: A family of fear

[23:50:49] enig: >long distance girlfriend

[23:50:51] Candy: thermite's extended family

[23:50:58] enig: Is "she" into big black dicks too

[23:51:01] dmc: CUCK

[23:51:02] U

[23:51:03] C

[23:51:04] K