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By Anonymous on the 10th of Feb 2010 12:18:56 AM Download | Raw | Embed | Report
  1. ok, subway day:
  2. 1. sitting at the couch, watching tv, it's like 5pm
  3. 2. you say you're hungry
  4. 3. i propose waiting untill my bro gets home so he can give us a ride
  5. 4. you say nay, you say we walk to subway
  6. 5. i say, ffffuck, that's a long way
  7. 6. you say come on! i'll pay
  8. 7. i say, you sure you'll pay?
  9. 8. you say, fuck yes i will
  10. 9. i'm like, ok, but i ask you several times if you're sure you'll pay for both of us
  11. 10. you say yes everytime
  12. 11. i say kay, and we go out
  13. 12. we walk all the way, you talk nonsense in the way, we pass nearby a bar and is full of drunk people and shit, busy day as usual on the streets
  14. 13. we arrive to subway
  15. 14. go in
  16. 15. there's not many people there, but we don't go directly to the line, we stand a bit a far looking at the menu
  17. 16. i'm like i want something with roastbeef because i like to feel i'm rich, you're like i want something with chicken cuz i'm a nigger
  18. 17. i'm like, ok, take the money out
  19. 18. you bring out like 50 bucks, and you're like here you go
  20. 19. i'm like, wtf is this shit, give me the money for both sadwiches with combo
  21. 20. you're like, that's all i got
  22. 21. i'm like, srsly give me the money
  23. 22. you're like, really, that's all i got
  24. 23. i'm like WTF you said you could pay for both of us!
  25. 24. you're like, yes,that's what i said
  26. 25. i'm like motherfucker i asked you several times and you always said you had enough money, we can't even buy one sadwhich with this shit!
  27. 26. you're like.. yeah, i can see that now
  28. 27. i'm like, godfuckingdammit, let me see if we can at least buy something
  29. 28. i do some crazy math, take in count all the discounts i can think of and make up some crazy money stretching so we can buy to half sandwiches with nothing else
  30. 29. i say, ok motherfucker, go buy the shit
  31. 30. you're like, noooo, you do it
  32. 31. i'm like, bitch you fucked up with the money, so you buy the stuff
  33. 32. you're like, okaaaaay, and you walk directly to the payout
  34. 33. i'm like, wtf are you doing?
  35. 34. you're like i'm gonna order
  36. 35. nigger that's not where you order!! you order, where the motherfucking giant order here sign is!
  37. 36. you're like oooohh
  38. 37. i take the money off your hand and walk over to order, i order the shit around until we get to the vegetables
  39. 38. i say, order you fucking greens
  40. 39. you say to the guy, yeah that that and that, the guy is like you want some alfalfa with this
  41. 40. and you go like FUCK YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT, IT'S THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH, I'D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT IF I COULD, AND I CAN, SO FILL MY SHIT WITH THAT
  42. 41. i'm like, do you really like that?
  43. 42. you're like FUCK YES I DO, SO MUCH THAT, YOU KNOW, MAKE IT A DOUBLE DUDE! DOUBLE ALFALFA!
  44. 43. i'm like, dude wtf, you sure you like that?
  45. 44. you're like THE FUCK TO THE YES I DO, MAKE IT A GODDAMN TRIPLE ALFALFA ORDER
  46. 45. i'm like, shit dude calm down, we don't have enough money, don't waste it in alfalfa
  47. 46. you're like WASTE IT, THIS IS FUCKING WORTH IT BITCH, MAKE IT FOUR TO THE FIFTH TIMES A HUNDRED ALFALFA ORDERS MOTHERFUCKER
  48. 47. i'm like, shit, ok, whatever, and the guy fills up the sandwhich with three kilos of alfalfa
  49. 48. we move along the line, and finally get to the payout, and the guy is like, two half sandwhichs and 20bucks in alfalfa, is that it?
  50. 49. and i'm like, ffffuuuuuck, how much is it? he's like, 49 bucks
  51. 50. i'm like, shit ok, we have one buck left.. how much is a medium coke?
  52. 51. he's like, five bucks, i'm like ffffffffffuuuuucking hell!
  53. 52. the guy looks at us with pity, looks at you and feel shame, he looks down and say... give me what you have left
  54. 53. i'm like, we only have 1buck, he's like, jjjust give it to me.. i give it to him, and he gives you a coke, full of pity, and shame, he says, enjoy it little friend
  55. 54. i'm like, omfg that was so fucking sad, this is the new down fucking low, fuck you very much fat guy
  56. 55. you're like, waaaat? we got almost free coke, that's good!
  57. 56. FUCKYOU
  58. 57. we sit down, unwrap our shits and start eating
  59. 58. you take a bite out of you alfalfa with bread and make a weird face
  60. 59. i'm like, wtf?
  61. 60. you're like, i think i don't like alfalfa
  62. 61. ..................................
  63. 62. i'm like, you motherfucking stupid shit head idiotic asshole! you said you loved that fucking thing!!
  64. 63. you're like, i thought i did!!
  65. 64. holy fuck dude, we could have gotten this motherfuckers in combo, but you wasted half out money in alfalfa! and now you don't like it?!
  66. 65. well no, i don't
  67. 66. i facepalm, i fucking hate you
  68. 67. you're like, give love a chance man
  69. 68. i'm like, NO FUCK YOU, EAT YOUR SHIT
  70. 69. you're like, ok ok calm down
  71. 70. eventually we eat everything, you drink all the fucking coke and i'm like, shit i'm thirsty, go see if the guy gives you a refill
  72. 71. you're like, no
  73. 72. i'm like, why the fuck not?¿!
  74. 73. you're like, I'M A FUCKING PUSSY... well, not like that, but something i those lines
  75. 74. i'm like, you fucking pussy! i'm thirsty! you're like, yeah, i won't go
  76. 75. i'm like, fucking hating you
  77. 76. outside is fucking dark, i'm like, shit it got late, we can't walk back to my place
  78. 77. you're like, yeah, dark outside, no walk, i'm like, real fucking useful nigger, i'll call the guys to see if anyone gives us a ride
  79. 78. i call mejias, he is like, no i'm too far away
  80. 79. i call leo, he's like, oh yeah i can give you a ride, but i'm still on a fucking plane
  81. 80. i call amoni, he's like, yeeeeah, i'm to lazy to take a fucking elevator
  82. 81. i call mejias again, he's like, no really i'll get there in like 45 hours i'm too far away
  83. 82. i'm like FUCK
  84. 83. we discuss some shit i can't really remember exactly about walking or not to my place
  85. 84. in the end we do have to walk back, i'm thirsty and you're eating the fucking ice you had in your coke
  86. 85. all the street is fucking alone, the bar is empty, there are no cars, everything is fucking creepy and dark, there are no lights on the street
  87. 86. we walk, scaredly through the street, eventually we get to a point where there are no lights at all
  88. 87. i'm like, we're gonna get raped if we go through there, you're like naaaaw, we can go that way
  89. 88. i'm like, those floating eyes are no hallucinations, those are niggers waiting to rape us, you're like, ooohhh
  90. 89. we go down the houses because there's light there, it's empty of people, but it's not so creepy, until we get to the car scene and shit
  91. 90. you know the car scene, i won't write it, we sneak out of there and just as soon as we feel safe, creepy woman appears in front of us
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