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  1. Date  Time  From  To  Message
  2. 2/22/2009  11:38:13 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  hay
  3. 2/22/2009  11:38:24 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ?
  4. 2/22/2009  11:38:31 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  oh you're actually there now
  5. 2/22/2009  11:39:45 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i left my computer running because i'm downloading all 10 seasons of stargate sg-1
  6. 2/22/2009  11:40:07 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  which will likely take over a week of streaming 24/7
  7. 2/22/2009  11:40:20 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  so i was not here earlier, no
  8. 2/22/2009  11:42:01 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  huh
  9. 2/22/2009  11:42:19 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  where did you go
  10. 2/22/2009  11:42:50 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i've been several places
  11. 2/22/2009  11:42:59 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  when are you referring to?
  12. 2/22/2009  11:43:05 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  earlier
  13. 2/22/2009  11:43:10 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  where all have you been today
  14. 2/22/2009  11:44:01 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  as i said, several places, give me a time frame and i'll tell you where i was
  15. 2/22/2009  11:44:12 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  at the time
  16. 2/22/2009  11:44:14 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  ok six
  17. 2/22/2009  11:44:26 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i went to church
  18. 2/22/2009  11:44:31 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  lame
  19. 2/22/2009  11:44:37 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  hm?
  20. 2/22/2009  11:44:43 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you have a problem with that?
  21. 2/22/2009  11:44:58 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  well no offense intended
  22. 2/22/2009  11:45:09 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no, of course not
  23. 2/22/2009  11:45:17 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you wouldn't want to offend me now would you
  24. 2/22/2009  11:45:34 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i on the other hand couldn't care less about doing the same
  25. 2/22/2009  11:45:39 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  i dont see how anything ive said to you has offended you  
  26. 2/22/2009  11:45:56 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  that's just the problem, now isn't it
  27. 2/22/2009  11:46:05 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you just don't get it, do you
  28. 2/22/2009  11:46:11 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  get what
  29. 2/22/2009  11:46:17 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  i get a lot of things
  30. 2/22/2009  11:46:33 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  such as?
  31. 2/22/2009  11:46:53 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  such as you and MARK arent engaged yet why does she wear a ring that looks like an engagement ring all the time and on her right hand for that matter
  32. 2/22/2009  11:47:28 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  on the right hand exactly because it isn't an engagement ring or else it would be on the left now wouldn't it
  33. 2/22/2009  11:48:03 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and besides, a cubic ziconium engagement ring would just be tacky
  34. 2/22/2009  11:48:34 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  of course so why does she even wear it
  35. 2/22/2009  11:50:12 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you have no idea how funny it is that you of all people are asking me that
  36. 2/22/2009  11:50:42 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  and why is it funny
  37. 2/22/2009  11:50:51 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  why dont you tell the answer
  38. 2/22/2009  11:51:03 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  oh, but that would ruin the hilarity of the situation
  39. 2/22/2009  11:51:22 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and besides, it's also funny that you keep trying
  40. 2/22/2009  11:51:24 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so your girlfriend is just deranged and thats why she waers the damn ring huh  
  41. 2/22/2009  11:52:00 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  deranged, huh?
  42. 2/22/2009  11:52:28 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you know, i have a friend who really wants to meet you
  43. 2/22/2009  11:52:42 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  fortunately for you she lives in oregon so she probably never will
  44. 2/22/2009  11:56:56 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  yeah and who's that
  45. 2/22/2009  11:57:27 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  by the way i do not want your friends or you
  46. 2/22/2009  11:57:30 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  messaging me on my damn facebook
  47. 2/22/2009  11:57:34 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  like i said, you'll never meet her, so names would just be trivial
  48. 2/22/2009  11:57:57 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  my facebook page is for those who matter to me and if you would ditch the bitch, should i say, you'd be on there but if you wont, then dont
  49. 2/22/2009  11:58:25 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  well then, i suppose that lets me off the hook for the fact that i haven't and don't intend to
  50. 2/22/2009  11:58:29 PM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so if this friend you're talking about wants to contact me then go for it and give her my email address for this emailbut sure as hell not the facebook
  51. 2/22/2009  11:58:37 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  nah
  52. 2/22/2009  11:59:31 PM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i was really just thinking out loud about sierra... nothing you need to worry about
  53. 2/23/2009  12:00:09 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  oh i get it. does she know my name
  54. 2/23/2009  12:00:47 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no idea
  55. 2/23/2009  12:01:15 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so are you going to ditch the bitch or what
  56. 2/23/2009  12:02:43 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i thought i made my stance on that question abundantly clear the other night
  57. 2/23/2009  12:02:56 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  are you really that dense?
  58. 2/23/2009  12:03:03 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  sure why not
  59. 2/23/2009  12:03:35 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  oh, no reason at all, just curious really
  60. 2/23/2009  12:04:15 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  im not dense, really, im just wondering what you see thats so good about mark
  61. 2/23/2009  12:05:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  calling her that nickname to me means nothing, so if you're trying to get under MY skin you're going about it all wrong. however, if you were to call her that to HER face... hmm... let's just say i'd pay good money to see that go down
  62. 2/23/2009  12:06:22 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  oh i already did.  
  63. 2/23/2009  12:06:28 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  just not to her face personally
  64. 2/23/2009  12:06:35 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  i posted it on her door friday night, what, you didnt hear about that?
  65. 2/23/2009  12:06:45 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  again, going about it all wrong
  66. 2/23/2009  12:07:06 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  seriously, you have no sense of style when it comes to insults
  67. 2/23/2009  12:07:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  it's all about presentation
  68. 2/23/2009  12:07:32 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  oh really  
  69. 2/23/2009  12:07:35 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  and what would insult you
  70. 2/23/2009  12:08:03 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  first off it would require me caring
  71. 2/23/2009  12:08:08 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  which is why you can't
  72. 2/23/2009  12:08:32 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  oh really
  73. 2/23/2009  12:08:38 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  but why do you care so much about mark
  74. 2/23/2009  12:09:49 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  because bitches like you are like guitar players
  75. 2/23/2009  12:09:52 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  a dime a dozen
  76. 2/23/2009  12:10:53 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  and why wont you leave her
  77. 2/23/2009  12:10:55 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  if you dont even love her
  78. 2/23/2009  12:11:16 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and who said i didn't
  79. 2/23/2009  12:11:22 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  pray tell?
  80. 2/23/2009  12:12:27 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  nobody
  81. 2/23/2009  12:12:30 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  its just what i gather
  82. 2/23/2009  12:13:16 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you mean like how you "gather" from this conversation that you actually stand a chance with me?
  83. 2/23/2009  12:13:55 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  actually yes
  84. 2/23/2009  12:14:05 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ah
  85. 2/23/2009  12:14:09 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  well that explains it then
  86. 2/23/2009  12:17:59 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  explains what
  87. 2/23/2009  12:18:35 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  *sighs*
  88. 2/23/2009  12:19:13 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  depending on my mood this is either going to be far more enjoyable or far more frustrating than i thought
  89. 2/23/2009  12:19:28 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so
  90. 2/23/2009  12:19:34 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  what dont you like about mark
  91. 2/23/2009  12:20:21 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  what makes you think i plan to answer a question as personal as that to someone i've never even formally met irl?
  92. 2/23/2009  12:21:13 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  because then maybe i can figure out why you want to be with her and not give me a chance
  93. 2/23/2009  12:21:47 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  well maybe it has more to do with you than it does with her
  94. 2/23/2009  12:22:24 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  well what dont you like about her
  95. 2/23/2009  12:24:17 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  the list that would contain my answer were i to give it would be considerably shorter than the one i have briefly compiled regarding you
  96. 2/23/2009  12:24:44 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so tell me honestly you love mark huh
  97. 2/23/2009  12:25:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  what, you going to mock me for that too?
  98. 2/23/2009  12:25:58 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and the least you could do is refer to her by her real name
  99. 2/23/2009  12:26:39 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  well i dont know if i can mock you for it since i dont know the answer to the damn question
  100. 2/23/2009  12:27:41 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  it's funny how you want to argue trivialities and you totally miss the whole point
  101. 2/23/2009  12:30:07 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  how am i missing the whole point?
  102. 2/23/2009  12:30:14 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  the point is you wont answer whether or not you love the damn girl
  103. 2/23/2009  12:31:35 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  "how am i missing the whole point?"
  104. 2/23/2009  12:31:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  classic
  105. 2/23/2009  12:31:42 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  couldn't have said it better myself
  106. 2/23/2009  12:32:26 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  the point is that the whole point has nothing at all to do with margaret and it has everything to do with you which is why you will never get what you want
  107. 2/23/2009  12:32:54 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  yes i will
  108. 2/23/2009  12:33:15 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  the more you fight the funnier it becomes
  109. 2/23/2009  12:33:44 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  how is it so funny
  110. 2/23/2009  12:34:05 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  the first minute i see that mark and you have broken up on her facebook page will be the minute im right and i win
  111. 2/23/2009  12:34:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  what's funny is how oblivious you are to the facts that are right in front of your face, which is why the fact that you just asked me that makes it that much better
  112. 2/23/2009  12:36:11 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  to borrow the phrase from my favorite book, i suppose you might call me "the happiest sadist"
  113. 2/23/2009  12:36:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  because right now you have no idea how much fun this is
  114. 2/23/2009  12:36:47 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  although i must admit it was better last time
  115. 2/23/2009  12:37:05 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  probably had something to do with you being drunk, but who knows
  116. 2/23/2009  12:37:54 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so why not ask me a few questions, try and get to know me for me huh
  117. 2/23/2009  12:37:59 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  a word to the wise
  118. 2/23/2009  12:38:06 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  don't play mind games with me
  119. 2/23/2009  12:38:12 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  even when you're sober you'll still lose
  120. 2/23/2009  12:38:26 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  and how is that playing mind games with you
  121. 2/23/2009  12:38:30 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  we could go hang out
  122. 2/23/2009  12:38:37 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  oooo question and answers?!?!
  123. 2/23/2009  12:38:40 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  more fun
  124. 2/23/2009  12:38:41 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ok
  125. 2/23/2009  12:38:42 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ok
  126. 2/23/2009  12:38:46 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i got one
  127. 2/23/2009  12:38:53 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  hypothetical situation
  128. 2/23/2009  12:40:40 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  it's your birthday, and a guy gives you the "Ultimate Guide to the Star Wars Universe, revision 3" for your birthday present
  129. 2/23/2009  12:40:57 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  how do you respond, hmm?^o)
  130. 2/23/2009  12:41:59 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  be honest now
  131. 2/23/2009  12:42:16 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i'm "getting to know you for you" not "getting to know who you want me to think you are"
  132. 2/23/2009  12:42:22 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  mmkay?
  133. 2/23/2009  12:42:32 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  what kind of question is that
  134. 2/23/2009  12:42:48 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  one that might, heaven forbid, make you think?
  135. 2/23/2009  12:42:54 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  i mean sure everyone thinks star wars is cool in some way
  136. 2/23/2009  12:43:04 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i'm not talking about everyone
  137. 2/23/2009  12:43:08 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  but why would somoene give a star wars book to me for my birthday
  138. 2/23/2009  12:43:08 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  we're talking about you
  139. 2/23/2009  12:43:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no
  140. 2/23/2009  12:43:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no
  141. 2/23/2009  12:43:15 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no
  142. 2/23/2009  12:43:30 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  that's why it's called a HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
  143. 2/23/2009  12:43:39 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you're not supposed to ask WHY
  144. 2/23/2009  12:43:45 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you're just supposed to ANSWER
  145. 2/23/2009  12:44:01 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  the random nature of the question was intentional
  146. 2/23/2009  12:44:22 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  to gauge your reaction to the question as well as your answer
  147. 2/23/2009  12:44:27 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  sooo...???
  148. 2/23/2009  12:45:05 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i want to know both how you would react outwardly and what would you be thinking but not tell him out of being nice
  149. 2/23/2009  12:46:14 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  ok well outward reactions would be a bit turned off to the book and id be honestly asking myself why the guy couldnt be more creative and give me something like jewelry or take me out to eat on my birthday or something
  150. 2/23/2009  12:46:33 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  i honestly would have no need for a book like that
  151. 2/23/2009  12:46:43 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ok
  152. 2/23/2009  12:46:56 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  so inwardly, how much of a moron is this guy
  153. 2/23/2009  12:50:44 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  one id never date
  154. 2/23/2009  12:50:59 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  k next question
  155. 2/23/2009  12:51:42 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  this one is actually a literary reference, to see what kinds of books you read, so don't take this one at face value
  156. 2/23/2009  12:51:59 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  what do you get when you multiply six by nine?
  157. 2/23/2009  12:52:24 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  id have to use my calculator
  158. 2/23/2009  12:52:29 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  so honestly i dont know
  159. 2/23/2009  12:52:40 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  a calculator?
  160. 2/23/2009  12:53:07 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and like i said, don't take it at face value, so i take it you have no idea where that was coming from
  161. 2/23/2009  12:53:18 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  i'll give you a freebie
  162. 2/23/2009  12:53:36 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  sure
  163. 2/23/2009  12:53:40 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  the answer, by the way was NOT 54, but rather 42
  164. 2/23/2009  12:54:20 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  but why
  165. 2/23/2009  12:54:28 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  if it equals 54, shouldnt it be that not 42
  166. 2/23/2009  12:54:33 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  what does 42 have anything to do with 54?
  167. 2/23/2009  12:55:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  that is the question now isn't it...i always knew there was something fundamentally flawed in the univers...^o)
  168. 2/23/2009  12:55:27 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  huh
  169. 2/23/2009  12:56:10 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  oddly, the only thought that ran through the mind of the potted plant was "oh no, not again"
  170. 2/23/2009  12:57:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  ever solved a rubik's cube?
  171. 2/23/2009  12:57:59 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  that's question number 3
  172. 2/23/2009  12:58:20 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  number 4 is what is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
  173. 2/23/2009  12:58:46 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  and the final question is simply "why?"
  174. 2/23/2009  12:58:52 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  there ya go
  175. 2/23/2009  1:00:14 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  oh, come on, don't be a poor sport
  176. 2/23/2009  1:00:19 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  this was your idea, after all
  177. 2/23/2009  1:01:44 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  no i have never solved a rubix cube, i have no idea what the average velocity is of an unladen swallo
  178. 2/23/2009  1:01:55 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  and what is the why for
  179. 2/23/2009  1:02:03 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no
  180. 2/23/2009  1:02:04 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  not what
  181. 2/23/2009  1:02:06 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  why
  182. 2/23/2009  1:02:11 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  simply why
  183. 2/23/2009  1:02:14 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  why..?
  184. 2/23/2009  1:02:15 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  nothing more, noting less
  185. 2/23/2009  1:02:18 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  there ya go
  186. 2/23/2009  1:02:45 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  because margret is a fucking bitch and we all hate around here and just want to run her off campus she should go back to wherver she came from cause you dnot need someone like that
  187. 2/23/2009  1:02:48 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  someone like me would be so much better
  188. 2/23/2009  1:03:39 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  well let me just put this into a little perspective for you, mmkay?
  189. 2/23/2009  1:08:24 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  answer 1 was all wrong because that guy was me. you specifically stated that i am "someone you'd never date" ...tough answer 2, not only did you have no idea what i was talking about, but seriously, you can't even do 6x9 in your head? and you're in college? answer 3 is just a bummer  
  190. 2/23/2009  1:08:24 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  answer 4 is yet another missed reference... both of which indicate (along with the content of this conversation) that you do not share either my tastes in entertainment, or humor (and from the other night, the same goes for music). and number 5 simply proves my initial summary of you in that you are stuck-up, self-centered, and, in general, not worth my time
  191. 2/23/2009  1:08:55 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  so it looks like now that i've gotten to know you a little better... well...
  192. 2/23/2009  1:08:58 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  like i said
  193. 2/23/2009  1:09:04 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  don't play poker
  194. 2/23/2009  1:09:09 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  you're way too easy to read
  195. 2/23/2009  1:09:18 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  screw
  196. 2/23/2009  1:09:19 AM  Jena *red+u  namtihw neb  you
  197. 2/23/2009  1:09:27 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  again
  198. 2/23/2009  1:09:29 AM  namtihw neb  Jena *red+u  no thanks
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