The ultimate torture machine specs

Processor: Intel Celeron 1.0 GHz (underclocked to 700 MHz)
Memory: 512 MB PC-133
Hard Disk: 20 GB Maxtor (ATA-33)
Operating System: Windows Vista Home Premium (no service pack)
Web Browser: Internet Explorer 7 (primary) and old version of Chrome (secondary)
Search Engine: Bing
Graphics: on-board
Anti-Virus: Norton Internet Security 2003
Monitor: 20-inch CRT (640x480 resolution)
External Media: 3.5 inch floppy and ZIP-100 drive
Networking: 14.4 Kbps dial-up
The system also has no USB ports and the system has Deep Freeze.
Toolbars and bloatware: Ask Toolbar, Price Gong, HP Media Centre, Wild Tangent Games, my clean pc, regclean pro, wajam, Symantec
MP3 Player: Zune (preloaded with One Direction, Justin Bieber, and Rebecca Black and the volume is stuck at maximum and the device can’t be wiped)

Will replace the default Windows sounds with Fran Drescher from the Nanny, Steve Urkel, Screech from Saved by The Bell, Roseanne Barr. The start-up sound will be “Baby” by Justin Bieber.