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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Nigger.

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: Racist

You: If you disconnect, my cock will grow huge.

You: I have a feeling I will win.

Stranger: yeaaa

You: Nigger.

Stranger: what the fuck

You: U SOUND MAD

You: L0L

Stranger: are you talking about?

You: U GONNA RAGEQUIT?

You: RAGE DISCONNECT?

You: U MAED

Stranger: What?

You: U MAD

Stranger: Um

Stranger: No

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: Kay then.

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: Trooooll

You: Let's see how long you can no-life it, nigger.

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: Im white

You: Because the second you press disconnect I will win.

Stranger: Dude

You: BLARNEY, YOU'RE WHITE?

You: WE HAVE AH-SELFS A WHITE NIGGER

Stranger: Hmm'

You: Don't get too mad pops, you have cholesteral problems.

Stranger: hah

You: Breathe.

You: Nigger.

Stranger: HA

Stranger: this is funny

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: not angering

You: Tell me, what does an angry person who is trying to conceal their anger say?

You: They say, "I'M NOT MAD!!"

Stranger: wow'

You: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lolo

Stranger: lolo

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol

You: If you disconnect I will count this as a win.

You: So far, I am 13-0.

Stranger: lolloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololo

Stranger: Well

Stranger: You will be

You: Type faster, fatty.

Stranger: !3-1

You: Oh really.

You: I don't see how that's possible, you're already boiling angry.

Stranger: I count on it

You: By hour three you're going to have to remove your shirt.

Stranger: And how is that

You: Because you'll be sweating so hard.

Stranger: feeling gay

You: From the anger.

Stranger: fruity boy??

You: Nigger.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that was original

You: I said "remove your shirt", and the FIRST thing you thought of was a gay remark.

You: Someone's homophobic.

You: Nigger.

You: Nigger nigger, pants on nigger.

Stranger: hah

Stranger: I love pants on the ground

Stranger: Funny song

You: Stranger: what the fuck

You: Stranger: what the fuck

You: Stranger: what the fuck

You: Stranger: what the fuck

Stranger: ok?

You: Nigger.

You: N

Stranger: thats cool

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Stranger: good job

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Stranger: im proud of you

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You: Niggerrrr

Stranger: HAHAHAHA

You: Nigggggggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrr

You: Nigger.

You: U mad?

Stranger: This is too funny

You: Ah, to be humored.

You: The closest emotion near anger.

You: Do you realise I've wasted 10 minutes of your time already?

Stranger: is this what you do for fun?

Stranger: Calling white people niggeer?

Stranger: what a life you have

Stranger: loser

You: I have nothing to do for the day, I have a date at 10 P.M.

You: U mad?

Stranger: ohh

You: U mad?

You: U mad?

Stranger: danggg

You: Stranger: loser

You: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Nice

You: Stranger: loser

You: Stranger: loser

You: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Date

Stranger: wow

You: Yeah, that thing with, you know. Girls.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: You sound ALOT like my older brother

You: I've wasted 10 minutes of your time already.. Get a life.

Stranger: Guess thats why im immune

Stranger: dude

You: Ah, did bubby roughhouse on you?

You: Cry some more.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Stranga

Stranger: what are ya buyin

Stranger: what are ya sellin

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nvm'

You: Fail.

Stranger: You clearly dont get it

You: And who's fault is that?

Stranger: yours

Stranger: clearly

Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Nigger.

You: Wow

You: Racist

Stranger: If you disconnect, my cock will grow huge.

Stranger: I have a feeling I will win.

You: yeaaa

Stranger: Nigger.

You: what the fuck

Stranger: U SOUND MAD

Stranger: L0L

You: are you talking about?

Stranger: U GONNA RAGEQUIT?

Stranger: RAGE DISCONNECT?

Stranger: U MAED

You: What?

Stranger: U MAD

You: Um

You: No

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: Kay then.

You: Haha

You: Trooooll

Stranger: Let's see how long you can no-life it, nigger.

You: Wow

You: Im white

Stranger: Because the second you press disconnect I will win.

You: Dude

Stranger: BLARNEY, YOU'RE WHITE?

Stranger: WE HAVE AH-SELFS A WHITE NIGGER

You: Hmm'

Stranger: Don't get too mad pops, you have cholesteral problems.

You: hah

Stranger: Breathe.

Stranger: Nigger.

You: HA

You: this is funny

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: not angering

Stranger: Tell me, what does an angry person who is trying to conceal their anger say?

Stranger: They say, "I'M NOT MAD!!"

You: wow'

Stranger: U GONNA RAGE DISCONNECT L0L

You: lol

You: lol

You: lolo

You: lolo

You: lol

You: lol

You: lol

You: lol

Stranger: If you disconnect I will count this as a win.

Stranger: So far, I am 13-0.

You: lolloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololololloloolololololololololollololololollololololololollololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololollololoololollololololo

You: Well

You: You will be

Stranger: Type faster, fatty.

You: !3-1

Stranger: Oh really.

Stranger: I don't see how that's possible, you're already boiling angry.

You: I count on it

Stranger: By hour three you're going to have to remove your shirt.

You: And how is that

Stranger: Because you'll be sweating so hard.

You: feeling gay

Stranger: From the anger.

You: fruity boy??

Stranger: Nigger.

You: wow

You: that was original

Stranger: I said "remove your shirt", and the FIRST thing you thought of was a gay remark.

Stranger: Someone's homophobic.

Stranger: Nigger.

Stranger: Nigger nigger, pants on nigger.

You: hah

You: I love pants on the ground

You: Funny song

Stranger: Stranger: what the fuck

Stranger: Stranger: what the fuck

Stranger: Stranger: what the fuck

Stranger: Stranger: what the fuck

You: ok?

Stranger: Nigger.

You: thats cool

Stranger: N

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Stranger: N

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Stranger: N

You: good job

Stranger: ig

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You: im proud of you

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Stranger: Niggerrrr

You: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: Nigggggggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrr

Stranger: Nigger.

Stranger: U mad?

You: This is too funny

Stranger: Ah, to be humored.

Stranger: The closest emotion near anger.

Stranger: Do you realise I've wasted 10 minutes of your time already?

You: is this what you do for fun?

You: Calling white people niggeer?

You: what a life you have

You: loser

Stranger: I have nothing to do for the day, I have a date at 10 P.M.

Stranger: U mad?

You: ohh

Stranger: U mad?

Stranger: U mad?

You: danggg

You: Nice

Stranger: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Stranger: loser

Stranger: Stranger: loser

You: Date

You: wow

Stranger: Yeah, that thing with, you know. Girls.

You: lol

You: You sound ALOT like my older brother

Stranger: I've wasted 10 minutes of your time already.. Get a life.

You: Guess thats why im immune

You: dude

Stranger: Ah, did bubby roughhouse on you?

Stranger: Cry some more.

You: lol

You: Stranga

You: what are ya buyin

You: what are ya sellin

You: ok

You: nvm'

Stranger: Fail.

You: You clearly dont get it

Stranger: And who's fault is that?

You: yours

You: clearly

You: You're the joke-teller. In social situations, it's your job to convey why the joke is funny.

You: When was the last time you went to a party?

Stranger: Sunday

You: Ah, you must be one of those that sit in the corner.

Stranger: I dont know you

You: No shit?

Stranger: i dont need to explain shit to you

You: ....

You: So you HAVEN'T been to a party recently.

Stranger: No

Stranger: i have

Stranger: I just told you

You: Is that right. Family party?

Stranger: no

You: Stranger: i dont need to explain shit to you

Stranger: friends

You: I'm a stranger. Parties are where you meet new people.

You: A.K.A. STRANGERS

Stranger: no

You: So yes, you do have to explain to me.

You: Else it's a fail joke. Which it was.

Stranger: the party was arranged by FRIENDS

You: I'm just trying to help you, don't get mad

Stranger: So i already knew

Stranger: who they were

Stranger: Dang man

You: Not a party.

Stranger: Fine

You: More like a social get-together.

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Exactly

You: So you haven't been to a party recently then.

Stranger: No

Stranger: Actually

You: Okay then.

Stranger: I see what you mean then

You: Good! And it only took you 5 more wasted minutes of your life.

Stranger: So

Stranger: It educates me

You: So?

You: It's 15 minutes talking now. Get a life.

Stranger: so it wasnt a waste

You: Right. Spending 5 minutes learning why your joke failed, I guess this was a valuable experience.

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: wont make the mistake again

Stranger: So yeah

Stranger: usefu;

You: What?

You: You must be delerious now.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: whatev

Stranger: go ahaid

Stranger: *ahead

Stranger: insult me

Stranger: Ill be in another tab

You: Hah. So I win.

You: GG.

Stranger: umm no

Stranger: But whatever

Stranger: gg

You: Five minutes of silence equals a victory in my book.

Stranger: k

You: This rule was established for just this situation.

Stranger: I see

You: For people that ragequit, but can't take the loss.

You: So they just go afk.

Stranger: Ill just post something every 3 mins then

You: Okay. Timer's going.

Stranger: glad to hear it

Stranger: what is this game anyway?

Stranger: i want to play

Stranger: With someone else

Stranger: excellent

Stranger: i win

Stranger: soon

You: Hmm?

Stranger: ahh nvm'

Stranger: I have to say though

Stranger: You seem to be quite an intellectual

You: Master's degree.. Heh.

Stranger: dang

Stranger: Nice

Stranger: ill go for that

Stranger: Maybe in philosophy

Stranger: idk

Stranger: what college btw?

You: Cornell.

You: I'm sure you've heard of it.

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I have

You: Do you realize I have wasted 30 minutes of your life now?

Stranger: nahh

Stranger: I doubt you have wasted it

Stranger: Im still wondering what this game is

You: It's no game. It's just talking to no-life nerds into getting angry.

You: Such as yourself.

Stranger: ha]

Stranger: sounds fun

Stranger: even though the comment was rudely unnecessary

Stranger: Ill ignore it

You: I'd say it was completely necesarry.

Stranger: for?

You: I mean, we're going on 35 minutes now that you wasted away staring at a screen.

You: I'd say proove me wrong. But you can't.

Stranger: Actually

You: The only evidence you can present to me is torwards my own arguement..

Stranger: Ive been talking with my friend

Stranger: back and forth

You: ..And?

Stranger: and so

You: Type faster, fattie.

Stranger: I havent been just waiting here for you to tell me im a nigger for the billionth timt

Stranger: wow

Stranger: That right there

Stranger: Proves how much of an asshole loser you are

Stranger: I cant type fast

Stranger: So that makes me a nerd?

Stranger: Oh yeah.

Stranger: That makes sense

You: No, it makes you a nerd that doesn't even have the benefits of being a nerd, such as knowledge of computers.

You: Fail.

You: 40 Minutes bub.

Stranger: 40 minutes of what

Stranger: you being a complete prick

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: good job

Stranger: asshole

Stranger: Do something productive

You: I told you. I don't have anything to do until 10 P.M., I was hoping to strike up an intulectual conversation on Omegle.

You: But instead I got a faggot like you.

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: Calling me nigger really is NOT the the best way to start a conversation

You: Your opinion.

Stranger: yeah ok

Stranger: Call someone nigger at a party

Stranger: You get the shit beat outta yoy

Stranger: *you

You: How would you know what goes on at parties?

Stranger: I been to several

Stranger: Also

Stranger: Social norms do not include calling people nigger

You: How would you know what goes on with social norms?

You: Nerd.

Stranger: hmm

You: You've wasted nearly an hour on me now.

Stranger: Maybe the hour wasted is yours

You: Nope. Nothing to do but sit back and read books while I chat, until I have my date tonight.

Stranger: Trying to piss off someone you dont know>

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Maybe you should call your date nigger

Stranger: See what she says

Stranger: Whatever

Stranger: Im gonna hang out with my friends

Stranger: Cya prick

You: Let me be honest, the start of this conversation was just to get a shock. Usually it does. Usually it filters out the COMPLETE idiots and they say "wtf l0l noob", and I get to move onto another convo.

You: I win?

You: Cool.

Stranger: Have a nice time

You: 14-0

You: GG.

Stranger: Being a douchebag

Stranger: GG

You: GG.

You: Owned.

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