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  1. §3I see the player you mean.
  2.  
  3. §2PLAYERNAME?
  4.  
  5. §3Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
  6.  
  7. §2it's readin our thoughts??? yooooooooooooooooooo
  8.  
  9. §3I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
  10.  
  11. §2nah dude he's been playing minecraft ALL FUCKING DAY he's such a fucking neet
  12.  
  13. §3That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
  14.  
  15. §2yo dude idgaf what you think about this guy he's a faggot
  16.  
  17. §3They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
  18.  
  19. §2what the FUCK are you talking about
  20.  
  21. §3This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
  22.  
  23. §2YO IM GOIN THROUGH THIS GUYS HARDDRIVE AND THERE'S TONS OF HENTAI WHAT THE FUCK
  24.  
  25. §3It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the §f§k§a§b§3, and created a §f§k§a§b§3 for §f§k§a§b§3, in the §f§k§a§b§3.
  26.  
  27. §2shut the fuck up im still looking through the harddrive bro
  28.  
  29. §3No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
  30.  
  31. §2wait what the hell is this folder
  32.  
  33. §3Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
  34.  
  35. §2HOLY SHIT THERE'S HARDCORE CHILDPORN ON THIS PC WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY WE GOTTA TAKE HIM IN YO
  36.  
  37. §3To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
  38.  
  39. §2WAIT DUDE WAIT A MINUTE CHECK THIS OUT HOLY SHIT
  40.  
  41. §3It reads our thoughts.
  42.  
  43. §1I CAN TALK IN ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS
  44.  
  45. §3And yet they play the game.
  46.  
  47. §4HOLY SHIT DUDE LOOK AT ME
  48.  
  49. §3Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
  50.  
  51. §5HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS
  52.  
  53. §3The player is growing restless.
  54.  
  55. §6IM FUCKING GOLDEN LOOK AT ME BRO
  56.  
  57. §3But not the truth.
  58.  
  59. §cR§6A§eI§aN§9B§3O§dW
  60.  
  61. §3Give it a body, again.
  62.  
  63. §2FUCKING RAINBOWS
  64.  
  65. §3Use its name.
  66.  
  67. §2"yomama_x_xXx_xx_x_x"
  68.  
  69. §3Good.
  70.  
  71. §2What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  72.  
  73. §3Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
  74.  
  75. §2go fuck yourself Andrick? You think Almo will allow you to continue to abuse your powers just as you did? It's only a matter of time before Almo smartens up and bans you entirely and promotes me to mod…
  76.  
  77. §3The player was you, yomama_x_xXx_xx_x_x.
  78.  
  79. §2IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
  80.  
  81. §3Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
  82.  
  83. §2Hello zfg my nem is Yakov and from Serbia, every day I walk 17 hours in snow and bad wether to nearest magic apple box to watch your strem. i wan say thank for your strem and leting us who are poor in world an cant grow many potato to have coin to watch play cool gaems. Sorry for not propeller english, much love, yakov speshlov, age 11.
  84.  
  85. §3Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
  86.  
  87. §2"No, no, no, no," said the speedrunner, as he realized his last-second mistake. Speedrunner ZFG holds the world record for beating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time under the 100% speedrun condition, clocking in at four hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds. "I swear that wasn't on purpose," he said. "My setup there is bomb, jump-slash, turn around, set bomb. I didn't press B. I pressed B too fast and it didn't register."
  88.  
  89. §3You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
  90.  
  91. §2▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌ ✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌Sorry I dropped my bag of 9/11✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌ ✈ ▌▌✈
  92.  
  93. §3Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
  94.  
  95. §2卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
  96.  
  97. §3You are the player, reading words...
  98.  
  99. §2who the fuck is in my house
  100.  
  101. §3You. You. You are alive.
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  118. §3and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
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  131.  
  132. §3and the universe said I love you
  133.  
  134. §2Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
  135.  
  136. §2I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
  137.  
  138. §2She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
  139.  
  140. §2Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
  141.  
  142. §2Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
  143.  
  144. §2Didn't make sense not to live for fun
  145.  
  146. §2Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
  147.  
  148. §2So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets
  149.  
  150. §2You never know if you don't go
  151.  
  152. §2You'll never shine if you don't glow
  153.  
  154. §2and the universe said I love you because you are love.
  155.  
  156. §3And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
  157.  
  158. §3You are the player.
  159.  
  160. §2pen15
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