First Date Jitters

First Date Jitters

[doorbell]

[door opens]

Oh hey, how are you? Six o’clock - you’re right on time! Good job -- you don’t want to be late for a first date, do you? … Well, that’s a point for you already. Come on in! I’m almost ready.

[door closes]

Do you want a beer or something? Sure, help yourself, the fridge is just right there in the kitchen.

[calls out] I’ll be in here in the guest bathroom…. I just need to finish brushing my hair and we will be all set.

…

[normal voice] Aw, thank you very much, you look very handsome yourself. Sure, you can stand there in the doorway. I can brush my hair and talk at the same time. Do you like my dress? Really? Is it sexy, but not slutty? Or not too slutty? Yeah? Good, that’s what I was going for.

I have to say, I don’t usually go out on dates with strange men I meet in book stores. [laughs] No, I don’t get hit on in book stores that often. Uh, I don’t know, usually I know the guy a little bit before I go out with him. You know, a friend of a friend, something like that. [giggles] I don’t know, I just kind of liked the way you walked up to me and started talking to me. You sort of acted like you knew me already. Yeah, I liked that… although at first, I was like, “where do I know this guy from?” It took me a few minutes to figure out that you were just hitting on me. [laughs] No, I didn’t mean it like that! I don’t mean “hitting on me” in a bad way. Just… I could tell you were flirting with me.

It must take a lot of courage to just walk up to a strange chick and start chatting her up though, doesn’t it? Were you nervous at all? Not even a little? I don’t know… you seemed very confident, but I thought maybe you were a little nervous too… [giggles] Nah, it was cute. I liked the fact that you might have been scared a little but decided to talk to me anyway. Why do you think I said yes to the date?

And now here we are and it’s our first date. How do you feel now compared to the book store? Still confident but maybe a little nervous? [ teasing ]No? Not at all? Not even just a little bit? Come on… it’s your first date with a girl you just met. You’re not even just a tiny bit nervous?

[ laughs ] Okay, whatever you say… wait a minute. Ohh. I get it now. You’re Mr. Cool And Not At All Nervous because you took care of business before you came over here. [ laughs ] What do you mean, what do I mean? You know what I mean. You took care of yourself before you came over. You… took care… of yourself… you know what I’m talking about. [ fake exasperation ] Ahhh… come on, you rubbed one out before you came over here! You know, rubbed one out, played with yourself, ….

[ teasing ]… Oh my, are you blushing? Mr. Cool and Confident is blushing! Look at that! I knew you masturbated before you came over here. Am I embarrassing you by talking about you beating off before your first date? I think I am… no? Then why are you blushing?

Look it’s okay to admit you played with yourself before you came over to pick me up… I don’t mind, it’s a… what? You didn’t? Really? Not at all? I thought every guy knew to jerk off before a big date? You didn’t know that? Well, no wonder you’re nervous. Yes, you are, look at you, you’re practically squirming. I don’t know how you expected to be Mr. Cool and Confident if you didn’t even jack off before your date.

Okay, well, I guess we need to take care of that, then… come on over here. [unzip noise] What am I doing? I’m taking care of this problem you have. I’m unzipping your pants, reaching inside, and mm… there it is… taking your cock out of your pants for you.

[giggles] If you could see the look on your face.... You look a little surprised. Didn’t expect to have your dick in my hand before the date even started, hmm? I bet not. It’s a nice surprise, isn’t it, though.

Mmm… I like your dick a lot. I can feel it getting hard in my hand. Does that feel good? Let’s get those balls out where I can see them, too. There. Very nice. Mmm, did you shave your balls for me? They’re awfully nice and smooth. I’m flattered. Do my fingers feel nice on your balls? Mmm… they’re so heavy. Do you have a lot of cum built up in these heavy balls? Mmm… I thought so. Let me take care of them for you.

Mm… your cock is almost standing straight up already. You like the way I’m stroking your shaft and cupping your balls? Mmm… so nice. Here, hang on a minute.

[drawer opening, then closing]

[lube cap opening, lube being squeezed out, lube cap closing]

[sounds of lube being applied to a dick] This is the best lube for handjobs. Mmm… see what I mean? Does that feel good on your dick? Kinda warm and kinda cool at the same time? Mm… I know… now your cock can just slide right through my fingers…

[ medium pace handjob sounds ]

Mmm… how’s that? You like watching me stroke that fat cock of yours? Here, turn this way and face the mirror… there… now you can watch me jerk you off from two different angles. Mm… your prick just twitched in my hand. I think you’re getting really excited, aren’t you.

You like the way I’m jacking you off? You like the way I twist my little hand around that big mushroom head? Mmm… I can feel you throbbing. Are you watching me? Mm… look at that little white hand stroking that angry red dick.

[slightly slower handjob sounds]

Mmm… I can feel your balls tightening up… Are you going to cum? No, it’s okay, that’s what I want… shoot your cum right into the sink, right there. Let it go. I want to watch that hot white cum shoot out of your dick. That’s it. Fuck my little hand, baby. Watch me pump that hard cock. Come on. Come on. Squirt that cum everywhere.

That’s it… that’s it… I’m going to slow down so you cum even harder… [ slower handjob sounds ] That’s it… mmm, that fucking dick is just throbbing in my hand now… come on, cum for me… let me see that cum… Fuck… come on…

[keep stroking sounds!] OHHHH… there it is… shoot that load all over, just like that… mmm… I can feel you cock pulsing and twitching in my hand… look at that cum squirt out… hmm… so hot… I won’t stop… keep going …. Keep going… empty those big balls right now… that’s it… mmm…

[handjob sounds slow and stop]

Mmm… fuck, what a huge load… look at all that cum. How long has it been since you jacked off, a week? Just a couple of days? Wow. That is a lot of cum. Here, let me squeeze those last drops out… mmm… I love seeing that extra drop of cum on the head of your dick.

[ sound of water running and hands washing ] Mmm… okay, feel better now? Good… not nervous any more? That’s good. That’s what I was hoping for. Let’s get all this cum rinsed off here… and you can go ahead and put your cock and balls back in your pants. [zipping up noise]

[water turns off] Good. Now we’re ready for our date. What? [laughing] No, I don’t want to just stay here and get naked. What kind of girl do you think I am? At least take me to dinner first. A nice dinner. Maybe Italian. Or Chinese. I don’t know, let me think. Anyway, take me to dinner, and if you’re sweet and charming and a gentleman and you play your cards right… THEN, you MIGHT just get lucky.

Ready? Let’s go!

[door opens]
[door closes]