ugly monolith of apt-get clusterfuck kludge

printf 'UPDATING SOURCES LIST\n' ; sudo apt-get update ; printf 'PERFORMING DISTRIBUTION UPGRADE\n **ADDITIONAL PARAMETERS** \n    --fix-broken [NOT A DEFAULT OPTION]\n    --assume-yes [NOT A DEFAULT OPTION]\n' ; sudo apt-get dist-upgrade --fix-broken --assume-yes ; printf 'REMOVING ORPHANED DEPENDENCIES\n **ADDITIONAL PARAMETERS** \n    --assume-yes [NOT A DEFAULT OPTION]\n' ; sudo apt-get autoremove --assume-yes ; printf 'REMOVING DOWNLOADED PACKAGES\n' ; sudo apt-get autoclean ; printf 'UPDATING RASPBERRY PI KERNEL AND FIRMWARE\n    - PRUNE_MODULES=1 [NOT A DEFAULT OPTION]\n    - SKIP_BACKUP=1 [NOT A DEFAULT OPTION]\n' ; sudo PRUNE_MODULES=1 SKIP_BACKUP=1 rpi-update