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  1. A man in Germany felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a Jew in my attic."
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  3. "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
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  5. "But I made him agree to pay me $50 for every week he stayed."
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  7. "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
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  9. "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
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  11. "What is that, my son?"
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  13. "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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