/v/rp adventure 7/13 (14)/2012 part:1

7:45:43: <DMSwordfag> 4TIME FOR VIDYA
17:47:56: <DMSwordfag> 4WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES...
17:48:10: <DMSwordfag> 4They went to the inn and fucking -SLEPT- because they are lazy -CUNTS-.
17:48:39: <PriestClerica> 6*yawn*
17:48:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Current Journal tasks: Check the Royal Guard for verification
17:49:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, I had the most wonderful dream - there was a whole lot of naked people. I think you guys were in it..."
17:49:26: ArdenVanguard *Yawn*
17:49:33: <ArdenVanguard> "Huh?"
17:49:38: PriestClerica 6shudders and gets out of bed
17:50:05: <PriestClerica> 6"Where were we supposed to go next, the Royal Guard again?"
17:50:12: <ArdenVanguard> "Yep."
17:50:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, yeah - let's go see him! He was handsome."
17:50:27: ArdenVanguard gathers up his equipment
17:50:31: <PriestClerica> 6"Let's go, then."
17:50:37: <ArdenVanguard> "Alright."
17:50:43: <PriestClerica> 6"No point in standing around the Inn."
17:50:45: ArdenVanguard heads out of the inn.
17:50:57: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5skips after Arden, merrily.
17:51:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Besides, this place smells like dogs."
17:51:03: PriestClerica 6follows
17:51:22: <DMSwordfag> 4The party promptly heads out of the inn.
17:51:29: <DMSwordfag> 4It's rather early, and the streets are somewhat deserted.
17:51:34: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5thinks of a nasty thing to say about Clerica and the word bitch but keeps it to herself.
17:51:50: ArdenVanguard yawns
17:51:59: DuelistDragas yawns and checks his deck'
17:52:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Not get much sleep, eh Arden?"
17:52:07: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5giggles innocently.
17:52:11: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh, hi again, Duelist!"
17:52:12: <ArdenVanguard> "Not really."
17:52:27: <ArdenVanguard> "Oh you, hows it been?"
17:52:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey look - it's our good friend who walked off that one time!"
17:53:03: ArdenVanguard walks over to the guard house.
17:53:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden strolls off to meet the Guard Captain. Since they're already known, he gets in without much issue.
17:53:41: <DMSwordfag> 4"Ah - it's you again."
17:53:42: PriestClerica 6raises an eyebrow at the non-reactive duelist, then follows Arden in
17:53:46: <ArdenVanguard> "Hello."
17:53:52: <DMSwordfag> 4"We verified the outpost."
17:53:54: ArdenVanguard takes a bow.
17:54:03: <DMSwordfag> 4"You kept true to your word, so we'll keep true to hours."
17:54:08: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5nudges Clerica and giggles, staring at the Guard Captain.
17:54:09: DMSwordfag 4slides a bag of gold towards the table.
17:54:10: <ArdenVanguard> "Good, good."
17:54:17: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison will move at mid-day.
17:54:18: ArdenVanguard picks up the gold.
17:54:21: PriestClerica 6whispers to Broccubus_of_ASStora
17:54:26: <DMSwordfag> 4"You may accompany them if yo uso wish."
17:54:29: <DMSwordfag> 4 400 GOLD ACQUIRED.
17:54:36: <ArdenVanguard> "Will also be escorting so, we will, thank you."
17:54:39: <DMSwordfag> 4+3 XP to entire party.
17:54:43: <ArdenVanguard> "Merchant*
17:54:44: <PriestClerica> 6"Oooh!"
17:54:45: <DMSwordfag> 4"Escorting what?"
17:54:51: <DMSwordfag> 4Party now has 470 G.
17:55:11: <DuelistDragas> Wait
17:55:15: <ArdenVanguard> "We should probably go prep for the journey, thank you for the time."
17:55:15: <DuelistDragas> Everyone got 400?
17:55:25: <ArdenVanguard> just in total to share.
17:55:27: <DuelistDragas> Ah.
17:55:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5thinks naughty thoughts.
17:55:39: <DuelistDragas> "so whats next?"
17:55:47: ArdenVanguard salutes the guard captain and walks out.
17:55:57: <DMSwordfag> 4The Captain nods, going back to his duties.
17:56:01: <ArdenVanguard> "Will go buy some new equipment."
17:56:02: <PriestClerica> 6"Well... spending our money is the most reasonable course of action!"
17:56:04: RogueSymmy 12Finishes his drink and gets out of the inn.
17:56:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You know what that means - shopping trip!"
17:56:23: <RogueSymmy> 12"This would be a good time to look around for a job."
17:56:28: <DMSwordfag> 4CAPITALISM : HO!?
17:56:31: <ArdenVanguard> "Hope the Archer wakes soon, don't want to leave him."
17:56:36: <PriestClerica> 6"/Shoppiiiiiing/!"
17:56:37: <DuelistDragas> "I see! Lets get some more cards for me!"
17:56:50: RogueSymmy 12Takes a look at the remaining jobs on the board.
17:56:56: PriestClerica 6skips happily then stops at the word "cards
17:57:06: <PriestClerica> 6"Why... do you need cards?"
17:57:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Cards are for gross nerds!"
17:57:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy sees the Slime taming job, and the Merchant ecort job.
17:57:15: <ArdenVanguard> "Lets head over to the shopping district."
17:57:19: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5puts her hand in front of her mouth as she laughs.
17:57:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"The merchant escort seems like a decently fine job."
17:57:47: <DuelistDragas> "B-Baka! My cards saved your shit!"
17:58:02: ArdenVanguard heads over to the black smith.
17:58:17: <PriestClerica> 6"What's a Baka?"
17:58:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Heh, you're never gonna get laid carrying those pathetic things about!"
17:58:27: PriestClerica 6scratches her head in confusion
17:58:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You need a good, strong manly weapon. Like a sword."
17:58:37: <DuelistDragas> "N-No!"
17:58:43: <DMSwordfag> 4A knight yells out as Broccubus says this
17:58:46: <DMSwordfag> 4"HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER."
17:59:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You, sir, are mah nigga!"
17:59:07: <ArdenVanguard> "Is that the same knight we keep seeing...?"
17:59:13: <ArdenVanguard> "He's just every where..."
17:59:20: PriestClerica 6doesn't care for the course of discussion and heads out to the magic/old hag shop
17:59:20: <DMSwordfag> 4The Knight is not in sight. Voice isn't the same though.
17:59:23: <ArdenVanguard> "Weird."
17:59:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"They're all the same."
17:59:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica heads to the Magical shop. The hag eyes her.
17:59:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5skips after the Priest.
17:59:37: <DuelistDragas> "These cards were left by my grandpa..!"
17:59:44: ArdenVanguard heads over to the black smith.
17:59:47: DuelistDragas looks for a card shop
17:59:59: <DMSwordfag> 4"What will you be having, little girl?"
18:00:15: <DMSwordfag> 4(Keep shopping simple, please.)
18:00:20: <PriestClerica> 6"Hello again! Mmmm... I'll just browse for a while."
18:00:24: <DMSwordfag> 4(Since I dont want to spend 1:30 hours just narrating buying.)
18:00:34: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden heads towards the Smithy.
18:00:41: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas heads towards a run down tent with trinkets.
18:00:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Do you happen to have any fine, admirable robes my good Magical Hag?"
18:01:16: <ArdenVanguard> (Be right back)
18:01:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"Plenty. Take a look."
18:01:22: DMSwordfag 4motions towards the stock
18:01:48: <DMSwordfag> 4The Hag's stock is ample, atl east.
18:01:49: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5tries to pick out the robe that best shows off her... assets.
18:02:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus would find a slutty garb after some strenuous looking.
18:02:32: <DMSwordfag> 4It looks slutty.
18:02:35: <DMSwordfag> 4But has no magical properties.
18:02:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oooh! That one."
18:02:48: <DMSwordfag> 4"...If you wish."
18:02:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Fuck the magical properties.
18:02:52: <DMSwordfag> 4"Ninety Gold."
18:02:56: <ArdenVanguard> (back)
18:02:59: <DuelistDragas> "Hi there! Do you have any monster summoning cards? Or any other spell cards?"
18:03:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Fuck the party's funding too.
18:03:12: <DMSwordfag> 4SLUTTY GARB : GET
18:03:14: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5hands over 90 gold to the hag. Where did she get it from? Nobody knows.
18:03:17: <RogueSymmy> 12(Do I have any gold?)
18:03:21: <DMSwordfag> 4You now have a -5 bonus to any soc rolls.
18:03:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hah, awesome.
18:03:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Nope, Symmy.
18:03:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Yer barren.
18:04:07: <DMSwordfag> 4"Anything else?"
18:04:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"Ah, too bad I can't take on this job, I have yet to get myself any equipment.."
18:04:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm good, thanks! I dunno about my lil friend over there though. You gettin anything, Clerica?"
18:04:56: <PriestClerica> 6"...hm."
18:05:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>needing equipment
18:05:07: <PriestClerica> 6"Maybe a hat or something."
18:05:13: <DMSwordfag> 4"Hats?"
18:05:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5The only item I had last adventure was some common clothes
18:05:25: <DMSwordfag> 4"I have hats approved by King GABEN himself."
18:05:33: <ArdenVanguard> (Knew it)
18:05:36: <DMSwordfag> 4"Comissioned by counsellor Robin."
18:05:38: DMSwordfag 4motions to a box.
18:05:41: <DMSwordfag> 4"Take a look."
18:06:00: <ArdenVanguard> (Is this new Symmy with us?)
18:06:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5http://truthpluslies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_ln7mnkwbEr1qfuqr5o1_500.jpg
18:06:10: PriestClerica 6looks in the box for a wizardly wizard hat
18:06:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Not just yet, I think)
18:06:30: <DMSwordfag> 4(Not yet.)
18:06:46: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica finds a generic, white pointy hat.
18:06:47: DuelistDragas ahems
18:06:48: <DuelistDragas> "Hi there! Do you have any monster summoning cards? Or any other spell cards?"
18:06:50: <DMSwordfag> 4It looks..f.amiliar, somehow.
18:07:09: <PriestClerica> 6"oooh."
18:07:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas, wait until im done with Purp here.
18:07:13: <DuelistDragas> Kay.
18:07:18: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5snickers. "That'll make you look like some human supremacist!"
18:07:19: <PriestClerica> 6"I'll take this."
18:07:45: <DMSwordfag> 4"Seventy Gold."
18:07:49: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is now convinced the Priest is a racist.
18:07:56: <PriestClerica> 6"Done!"
18:08:00: <DMSwordfag> 4(It's not a KKK hat...)
18:08:06: <DuelistDragas> (What if?)
18:08:06: <DMSwordfag> 4PARTY GOLD IS NOW AT 300 GOLD
18:08:09: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU HAVE ACQUIRED..
18:08:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(It is in MY imagination.)
18:08:13: <DMSwordfag> 4"SUBTLE" hat.
18:08:20: <DMSwordfag> 4-3 to magic-related rolls.
18:08:41: PriestClerica 6puts on her white wizard hat and waltzes out, no idea of how much money they just spent
18:08:47: <PriestClerica> 6"See ya, Ms.Lady!"
18:08:51: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5skips along after her.
18:09:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"That makes you look real unsubtle."
18:09:07: ArdenVanguard looks into the money purse
18:09:08: <DMSwordfag> 4NOW TO DRAGAS.
18:09:19: <DuelistDragas> Yay!
18:09:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"Playing Card games? Yeah."
18:09:29: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:09:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>the female members of the party just spent 160 gold on clothes
18:09:54: PriestClerica 6bounds outside happily
18:09:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Well that sounds about right
18:10:10: <DMSwordfag> 4"What are you looking for, exactly?
18:10:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, damn. I didn't look to see if she had any magical handcuffs. Oh well, I'll have to check after we do this next job!"
18:11:05: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5winks at Clerica. Creepy.
18:11:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Paging Dragas.
18:11:40: <DuelistDragas> yeah I'm here.
18:11:42: <DuelistDragas> Just life called.
18:11:59: <DuelistDragas> "Well neat spell cards would come in handy."
18:12:20: PriestClerica 6scratches her head.
18:12:21: <DMSwordfag> 4"So, a new deck?"
18:12:27: <PriestClerica> 6"Wha?"
18:12:36: <PriestClerica> 6"I don't get it, Broccubus.""
18:12:36: <DMSwordfag> 4"I have one going for 120 Gold.
18:12:59: <DuelistDragas> "Hmm... What does it contain?"
18:13:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You aren't seriously trying to forget our little talk. Don't be embarrassed!"
18:13:22: <DMSwordfag> 4(I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, how am I supposed to know? e_e)
18:13:32: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Spells."
18:13:48: <DuelistDragas> "Fine. Lets hope it will contain twohoes."
18:13:56: <PriestClerica> 6"Little what?"
18:14:00: <DMSwordfag> 4BUY NEW DECK?
18:14:01: <DMSwordfag> 4 120 G.
18:14:03: <DuelistDragas> Gamebreaking mode, ACTIVATE!
18:14:14: <DMSwordfag> 4PARTY GOLD AT 180.
18:14:24: <DMSwordfag> 4New Deck acquired. No stat bonuses, but spell capability raised.
18:14:31: <DMSwordfag> 4I.E - You can do some harder rolls without taking maluses.
18:14:46: ArdenVanguard walks over to the black smith, feeling the lightness of the coin purse.
18:14:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...did you just get the feeling that someone spent our money on some stupid shit?"
18:15:02: <DMSwordfag> 4"Hey there."
18:15:06: <PriestClerica> 6"I have the small, small urge."
18:15:06: DMSwordfag 4Nods at Arden.
18:15:07: <DMSwordfag> 4"What will it be?"
18:15:11: <ArdenVanguard> "Hey..."
18:15:22: <ArdenVanguard> "Still got any suits of mail, and maybe a helmet?"
18:15:31: <DMSwordfag> 4"Yep."
18:15:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5should never have agreed to open a magical bank account with her friends.
18:15:36: <DMSwordfag> 4"Mail, 70. Helmet, 50."
18:16:10: <ArdenVanguard> "Good, good, how about that bow, still 35 gold?"
18:16:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"Yes."
18:16:46: <ArdenVanguard> "Discounts on selling old armor?"
18:16:55: <DMSwordfag> 4"Hmm. No discount, but I'll take your old armour."
18:17:24: <DMSwordfag> 4BUY MAIL AND HELMET + BOW , SELL REINFORCED LEATHER ARMOUR?
18:17:30: <ArdenVanguard> Yep.
18:17:40: <DMSwordfag> 4Party gold is now at..
18:17:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 65.
18:17:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Chainmail - Same stats as the Leather armour, but 5 per cent chance to deflect a blow.
18:18:01: <DMSwordfag> 4helmet = +5 hp.
18:18:15: ArdenVanguard puts on his new gear
18:18:24: <ArdenVanguard> "Much better, have a nice day."
18:18:27: <RogueSymmy> 12(So, he has to roll 1-5 to deflect it?)
18:18:35: <DMSwordfag> 4(Yes.)
18:18:45: <DMSwordfag> 4(Only works for physical attacks.)
18:19:07: ArdenVanguard walks out the store.
18:19:12: <DMSwordfag> 4The party now has new SWAG.
18:19:13: <DMSwordfag> 4What do?
18:19:18: <DuelistDragas> Call dragon bro
18:19:23: <ArdenVanguard> What time is it?
18:19:39: <DMSwordfag> 4 11 O'BONG.
18:19:40: <ArdenVanguard> Or is it almost time for the caravan to leave
18:19:45: PriestClerica 6accidentally bumps into RogueSymmy
18:19:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 1 hour until the caravan leaves.
18:19:53: <DuelistDragas> LETS CALL DRAGON BRO
18:19:56: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5bumps into RogueSymmy on purpose.
18:19:58: <DuelistDragas> AND FINISH HIM OFF
18:19:59: <PriestClerica> 6"Ah! Sorry, mister."
18:20:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Err..
18:20:11: <DMSwordfag> 4Roll to...
18:20:11: <ArdenVanguard> "I suppose we should go meet up with the Merchant before we head out with the caravan."
18:20:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Call...Dragon...?
18:20:17: <DuelistDragas> Yeah.
18:20:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"My, my! What a handsome, roguish man..."
18:20:20: <DMSwordfag> 4...
18:20:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Okay.
18:20:23: <ArdenVanguard> Snow dragon?
18:20:25: <DuelistDragas> That one we got our assets handed
18:20:27: <RogueSymmy> 12"Huh, oh."
18:20:28: <DMSwordfag> 4 79.
18:20:35: <DMSwordfag> 4You yell like a retard across the street.
18:20:37: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hello, ladies."
18:20:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"What can I help you with?"
18:20:43: <DMSwordfag> 4The Yak rider backhands you and tells you to shut the FUCK UP.
18:20:51: <DuelistDragas> "EIK TU NACHUI!"
18:20:54: <ArdenVanguard> (Sounds like Arco)
18:20:57: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5thinks of many, many rude things she shouldn't say in public.
18:21:18: RogueSymmy 12Gives a quick stare to the job board one final time.
18:21:23: <ArdenVanguard> "Alright, lets head over to the Merchant."
18:21:32: <DuelistDragas> "Fine with me."
18:21:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"Oh, you were planning on taking that job too?"
18:21:44: <ArdenVanguard> "Yep."
18:21:52: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, you're on that too?"
18:21:58: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant's caravan is reported to be near the town's gate.
18:22:05: <ArdenVanguard> "Feel free to tag along if you want."
18:22:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well isn't this funny how we all managed to meet at the same spot without any prior coordination..."
18:22:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"Yes, I was thinking of doing it."
18:22:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Damn we're good."
18:22:13: <RogueSymmy> 12"I was having second doubts, however."
18:22:17: <RogueSymmy> 12thoughts*
18:22:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, please come with us!"
18:22:25: <ArdenVanguard> "Tag along if you want."
18:22:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5makes big, doe eyes.
18:22:52: <DuelistDragas> "Aaw! Symmy! Do come with us!"
18:23:03: <RogueSymmy> 12"I don't mind, it will probably make the job easier."
18:23:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"How the fuck do you even know his name?"
18:23:13: PriestClerica 6stares at the Rogue confusedly. He looks like that mage from earlier.
18:23:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"How the fuck is there ANOTHER guy called Symmy."
18:23:34: <ArdenVanguard> "Eh, doesn't matter."
18:23:46: ArdenVanguard shrugs and walks towards the town gate.
18:23:51: <DuelistDragas> "Uuh..? He has a note on his chest that says "Hi! My name's symmy!"?"
18:23:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Rrrrright."
18:24:05: <DMSwordfag> 4A menestral with an oversized black coat runs around some roofs, screaming about Swag.
18:24:08: RogueSymmy 12Notices the priest's stare
18:24:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>menestral
18:24:14: <DMSwordfag> 4You arrive at the Merchant's Caravan, Arden.
18:24:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5HAHA OH WOW
18:24:17: <ArdenVanguard> (hue)
18:24:18: <RogueSymmy> 12"Uhm, hello to you too."
18:24:22: <ArdenVanguard> "Hello."
18:24:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Hiya."
18:24:28: DuelistDragas waves
18:24:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5skips after Arden.
18:24:39: <ArdenVanguard> "Hello, Merchant."
18:24:48: PriestClerica 6stops staring confusedly and follows. "Come along, then, new friend of ours."
18:24:50: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Hey there. You the guys that took the job?"
18:24:57: <ArdenVanguard> "Sure are."
18:25:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We are the group of retards that will be escorting you today!"
18:25:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"Sure, I guess there's no harm in following people I just met."
18:25:13: <DMSwordfag> 4"Good. When are we moving out?"
18:25:22: <DuelistDragas> "We could move out now?"
18:25:23: <ArdenVanguard> "A caravan of guards will be coming along, they're heading the same way as you, if you want to wait for them."
18:25:31: <ArdenVanguard> "More protection."
18:25:44: <DMSwordfag> 4"Oh."
18:25:47: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Good idea."
18:25:50: DMSwordfag 4nods "I'll wait."
18:26:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can escort you in a different way in the mean time!"
18:26:18: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Excuse me?"
18:26:21: RogueSymmy 12Looks at the broccubus
18:26:22: <DuelistDragas> Roll soc to intimidate them to give freebies
18:26:22: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is not a slut.
18:26:22: <ArdenVanguard> "They will be escorting the burnt down village back here, it's good a merchant has decided to bring his goods over."
18:26:25: <RogueSymmy> 12"What do you mean by that?"
18:26:29: <DuelistDragas> "Maybe we can have a deal?"
18:26:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Wait, wait.
18:26:41: <DMSwordfag> 4Who gives what freebies?
18:26:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Lord, you people are so clueless."
18:26:50: <DuelistDragas> The marchants give me freebies
18:26:58: <DMSwordfag> 4There's only one merchant.
18:27:00: <DMSwordfag> 4But okay
18:27:03: <DuelistDragas> Marchant then.
18:27:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling to initimidate your ESCORT.
18:27:10: <DMSwordfag> 4 7.
18:27:18: <PriestClerica> 6Wooow.
18:27:20: <DMSwordfag> 4He shits his patns in fear , tells you to take anything you want, and curls up and cries.
18:27:20: DuelistDragas claps
18:27:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5What a fag.
18:27:21: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh boy.
18:27:38: <ArdenVanguard> "Quit hassling him."
18:27:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Rrrrright..."
18:27:43: <DuelistDragas> "But I want his profits!"
18:27:46: <DuelistDragas> "And gold!"
18:27:51: <ArdenVanguard> "He's already paying us."
18:27:56: <RogueSymmy> 12"That's not the right way to earn it."
18:27:59: <DuelistDragas> "I want /more/"
18:28:01: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant cries and rolls around.
18:28:01: <ArdenVanguard> "I'm sorry, he's retarded."
18:28:12: ArdenVanguard lends a hand to the merchant
18:28:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And you owe us bloody 120 gold for buying your children's toys."
18:28:23: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to cheer up the Merchant.
18:28:27: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant is completely terrified.
18:28:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling.
18:28:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 24.
18:28:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's fine, he didn't mean it."
18:28:37: <DMSwordfag> 4You sing to him in a calm , soothing voice.
18:28:43: <DuelistDragas> "But I do mean it?"
18:28:43: <DMSwordfag> 4He sucks on his thumb like a newborn baby.
18:28:47: <DMSwordfag> 4He still shat his pants.
18:28:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Man, I was going to do that roll but in a very different way...
18:28:57: ArdenVanguard sighs.
18:29:09: <DuelistDragas> "So man, you're giving me the gold or what?"
18:29:10: <DMSwordfag> 4WOW
18:29:11: <RogueSymmy> 12"Now, let's get you some new clothes, old man."
18:29:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Really Brolaire
18:29:17: <DMSwordfag> 4You'd fuck someone who just shat their pants
18:29:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Don't judge me.
18:29:29: <DMSwordfag> 4"J-Just take it.."
18:29:32: <DMSwordfag> 4"Uguuu~..."
18:29:41: <ArdenVanguard> "We're not taking anything."
18:29:42: DuelistDragas takes ALL OF THE GOLD
18:29:45: <DMSwordfag> 4"B-but"
18:29:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas steals ALL the gold.
18:29:49: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
18:29:52: <ArdenVanguard> "Dragas, this better not cost us the job.."
18:29:53: <DMSwordfag> 4 400 G, to be precise.
18:30:01: <ArdenVanguard> "Put it back."
18:30:02: <PriestClerica> 6"What are you /doing/!?"
18:30:05: <DuelistDragas> "Then lets take the goods and sell it!"
18:30:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"Give the gold back."
18:30:10: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5nudges the Vanguard. "Can we take him off our shared bank account?"
18:30:12: <ArdenVanguard> "No."
18:30:32: <PriestClerica> 6"Whawh- We're supposed to be /guarding/ the merchants not robbing them blind!"
18:30:48: <ArdenVanguard> "Put the money back, and apologize."
18:30:49: DuelistDragas gives 120 gold to broccubus "Thats for the children's toys"
18:30:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, money!"
18:31:05: <DuelistDragas> "Myah!"
18:31:10: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pockets the gold somewhere rather rude.
18:31:19: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:31:26: <DMSwordfag> 4It is now mid-day.
18:31:41: RogueSymmy 12Glares at the vanguard.
18:31:52: <RogueSymmy> 12"You're not having it easy too, are you?"
18:31:59: <ArdenVanguard> "No."
18:32:07: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5whistles innocently. It's not like she robbed the merchant.
18:32:13: <ArdenVanguard> "It's taking a lot not to ram my spear into his chest."
18:32:28: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's not worth it."
18:32:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"That'd be fun to watch actually..."
18:33:03: RogueSymmy 12Spins a dagger on one of his fingers
18:33:05: <DuelistDragas> "How much would it take to bribe you?"
18:33:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm guessing the job is over?"
18:33:11: DuelistDragas looks at vanguard
18:33:20: ArdenVanguard stares at him
18:33:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Wow. This is fun. When the fuck are the guards going to get here?"
18:33:27: <ArdenVanguard> "Do you even want to try?"
18:33:49: <DuelistDragas> "Is that a challenge?"
18:33:49: <PriestClerica> 6"What are we even doing now?"
18:33:57: <ArdenVanguard> "Waiting for the guards."
18:33:59: <PriestClerica> 6"I- Stop fighting!"
18:33:59: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison headed towards the Village begins to move out.
18:34:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I think we are standing around, looking sexy."
18:34:13: <DMSwordfag> 4The Menestrel is singing at the rop of the roofs. Just another day in valveria.
18:34:26: <ArdenVanguard> "Alright lets head out."
18:34:26: <DMSwordfag> 4And the merchant smells of defecation.
18:34:30: <DMSwordfag> 4You guys sort of fucked that job up.
18:34:31: <RogueSymmy> 12(>VALVE ria)
18:34:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>Menestrel
18:34:36: <RogueSymmy> 12(How did I not notice this sooner?)
18:34:46: <DuelistDragas> (How didn't you?"
18:34:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(fullretard.jpg)
18:34:52: <ArdenVanguard> "We're still escorting the merchant, and Dragas will give back his money."
18:35:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I agree!"
18:35:14: <DuelistDragas> "I already payed broccubus for the cards!"
18:35:20: <DMSwordfag> 4You rolled a 7 on intimidating the merchant. He doesn't seen to even want to move anymore.
18:35:21: <DuelistDragas> "So it wouldn't be logical!"
18:35:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"Why does your party have a person , whose only weapon is cards?"
18:35:36: <PriestClerica> 6"Does... this mean we're thieves!?"
18:35:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Because we're the only people that would talk to him where we came from, Mr. Rogue."
18:36:05: ArdenVanguard picks up the merchant, and places him into the cart
18:36:11: DMSwordfag 4sucks on his thumb
18:36:13: <ArdenVanguard> "I'll drive the damn thing."
18:36:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"Ah, a fun bunch, aren't you?"
18:36:22: <DuelistDragas> "Quite."
18:36:29: <PriestClerica> 6"Are we /criminals/!?"
18:36:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, I call shotgun12
18:36:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5*!"
18:36:35: <ArdenVanguard> "Dragas is."
18:36:45: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison distances itself.
18:36:51: <DuelistDragas> "Don't worry! I'm taking all of you to hell with me!"
18:36:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Everyone hurry the fuck up and get a move on!"
18:36:59: <PriestClerica> 6"B-b-but that means I'm an accomplice!"
18:37:01: DuelistDragas gets in the cart
18:37:03: ArdenVanguard gets the horses to move.
18:37:10: <ArdenVanguard> "Lets go."
18:37:26: <DMSwordfag> 4A loud clank is heard by the wheels.
18:37:28: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5sits next to Arden. This is what would be shotgun if such a term existed for a wagon.
18:37:34: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy coughs and cleans his hands
18:37:42: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, this is no good"
18:38:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"At this rate, we won't even be able to leave if the Merchant doesn't come back to his senses"
18:38:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"What's happened?"
18:38:09: <DMSwordfag> 4Follow the Garrison?
18:38:12: <ArdenVanguard> Yes
18:38:30: <RogueSymmy> 12(Dildo left?)
18:38:45: <ArdenVanguard> "He's in the cart, he should be back to his wits by the time we get back."
18:38:53: <ArdenVanguard> get there*
18:38:54: <DuelistDragas> Follow!
18:38:56: <DMSwordfag> 4The party heads towards the garrison.
18:38:59: <DMSwordfag> 4This Cart is moving...fast.
18:39:08: <DMSwordfag> 4It looks like the wheels were improved!
18:39:30: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is trying to figure out how the fuck that would even work.
18:39:32: <RogueSymmy> 12"The card person must be quite a scary fellow, having done that to the person who hired us."
18:39:45: <ArdenVanguard> "Did we forget something?"
18:39:46: <DuelistDragas> "Oh, thats nothing."
18:39:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He's a right little faggot."
18:39:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan for road encuonters.
18:40:03: <DMSwordfag> 4OH
18:40:04: <DMSwordfag> 4-FUCK-.
18:40:06: <DMSwordfag> 4NINETY NINE.
18:40:09: <DuelistDragas> "I once talked to monks, which caused them to throw healing potions at us"
18:40:11: <RogueSymmy> 12..
18:40:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh Lord.
18:40:15: <ArdenVanguard> "I feel like we forgot something..."
18:40:17: <DuelistDragas> So we encounter a fucking dragon?!
18:40:19: <DMSwordfag> 4This gun be good.
18:40:24: <DMSwordfag> 4The party continues on with the Garrison.
18:40:30: <PriestClerica> 6"We forgot Rabilem."
18:40:30: <DMSwordfag> 4They can see something on the horizon..
18:40:35: <ArdenVanguard> "Ah.."
18:40:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He'll be fine."
18:40:39: <DuelistDragas> "Rabilem?"
18:40:42: <DMSwordfag> 4It looks like...a bunch of little guys?
18:40:43: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh well."
18:40:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We also forgot that summoner."
18:40:50: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:41:00: PriestClerica 6pouts. "At least he's not an accomplice to a crime now.""
18:41:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Suddenly, a horde of goblins charge towards the Garrison, entering combat with them! The party is at the back, observing this.
18:41:03: <DuelistDragas> "Oh, that other guy who got an ice whelp?"
18:41:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"You had another person in this group?"
18:41:07: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5shades her eyes to get a better look at the people on the horizon.
18:41:14: <PriestClerica> 6"Gyah! Goblins!"
18:41:15: <RogueSymmy> 12(What happened to my dragon?)
18:41:23: <DMSwordfag> 4(Melibar got him>)
18:41:28: <DuelistDragas> (You aren't that summoner. THus he's not with us."
18:41:28: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:41:30: <DMSwordfag> 4It's a alrge horde. This hsould be trouble.
18:41:32: <DMSwordfag> 4That is, until..
18:41:36: <DMSwordfag> 4A shadow is spotted in the sky.
18:41:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - that one looks like the goblin I almost got raped by."
18:41:40: DuelistDragas notices the goblins "Should we do something?"
18:41:47: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh boy.
18:41:57: <DMSwordfag> 4A drake flies down, smacking into the ground, standing infront of the party.
18:42:04: <DMSwordfag> 4It roars. This should be hard.
18:42:04: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:42:11: <DMSwordfag> 4COMBAT FUCKING INITIATED.
18:42:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh yay. I get to die again."
18:42:19: RogueSymmy 12Yawns...
18:42:20: <DuelistDragas> "Just another day in the club, guys?"
18:42:24: <DMSwordfag> 4(Drake =/= Dragon.)
18:42:32: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm guessing this is everyday life for you guys?"
18:42:33: ArdenVanguard jumps off the cart
18:42:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy's turn.
18:42:42: <PriestClerica> 6"Yes, yes it is."
18:42:53: DuelistDragas leaves the cart
18:42:59: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI Roll, attempt to damage and slice up it's wings.
18:43:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"At least this ain't some fatass dragon like the last one."
18:43:10: <DMSwordfag> 4 31!
18:43:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling counter.
18:43:12: <RogueSymmy> 12With my twin daggers.
18:43:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 76
18:43:18: <DMSwordfag> 4 2SLO
18:43:28: <DMSwordfag> 4You draw two daggers, leapign towards the drake!
18:43:33: <DMSwordfag> 4You sink them into a wing, and pull down.
18:43:38: <DMSwordfag> 4The Drake's left wing is TORN.
18:43:41: <DMSwordfag> 4It now has a malus to flying.
18:43:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
18:44:03: <PriestClerica> 6"Hm... what do..."
18:44:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"It should be easy to understand it's weak points."
18:44:19: <DuelistDragas> "You could let me to intimidate him and get him on our side?"
18:44:30: <PriestClerica> 6There's still a buncha goblins, right?
18:44:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes.
18:44:36: <DMSwordfag> 4But they're busy with the garrison.
18:44:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yeah. You try that far away from the rest of us Dragas."
18:44:53: <PriestClerica> 6Summon a wave of holy water to knock them off their feet and sweep them
18:44:54: <DuelistDragas> "Bitch! I can handle that!"
18:45:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 29.
18:45:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"Such vulgar language..."
18:45:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can't handle your left testicle."
18:45:09: <DMSwordfag> 4You summon a wave of Holy water, staggering the goblins.
18:45:13: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison now has the upper hand on that battle!
18:45:23: <DMSwordfag> 4Drake's turn.
18:45:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The Drake spots his agressor, attempting to bite at Symmy.
18:45:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"Nice one, Priestess"
18:45:35: <RogueSymmy> 12Counter it.
18:45:36: <DMSwordfag> 4 19.
18:45:37: <DuelistDragas> Countuh!
18:45:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling counter.
18:45:40: <DuelistDragas> wait
18:45:41: <DuelistDragas> nevermind
18:45:41: <RogueSymmy> 12Dodge to the side.
18:45:44: <DMSwordfag> 4 78.
18:45:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Nope.
18:45:51: <DMSwordfag> 4The Dragon returns your wound in kind.
18:46:04: <DMSwordfag> 4He bites at your arm and tears it. He doesn't quite amputate it, but your left arm is fairly useless now.
18:46:07: <DMSwordfag> 4-30 HP damage.
18:46:13: <DMSwordfag> 4+10 Malus to rolls involving your left arm.
18:46:24: RogueSymmy 12Lets out a gasp..
18:46:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Ouch."
18:46:28: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, this was quite fast"
18:46:30: <DuelistDragas> "Yikes."
18:46:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm used to it by now."
18:46:48: <RogueSymmy> 12My current hp, sword?
18:46:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubu's turn.
18:46:51: <DMSwordfag> 4 30/60.
18:47:00: <TFDM> inb4 roll to seduce
18:47:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey, Vanguard! This time it /will/ be totally sweet."
18:47:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, launch Arden at the drake
18:47:11: ArdenVanguard sighs
18:47:11: <DuelistDragas> Calling it.
18:47:20: <DMSwordfag> 4...wut.
18:47:21: <DMSwordfag> 4...WUT.
18:47:22: <DMSwordfag> 4 19 again.
18:47:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5HAH!
18:47:28: <DuelistDragas> Oh wow.
18:47:31: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling dodge attempt..
18:47:35: <DMSwordfag> 4 46.
18:47:35: <DMSwordfag> 4NAH,.
18:47:43: <DMSwordfag> 4You lift Arden, and toss him towards the Drake.
18:47:51: <DMSwordfag> 4DOES ARDEN WITH TO COMPLIMENT THIS ATTACK WITH A COMBO ROLL?
18:48:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Don't fuck it up like last time!"
18:48:16: <ArdenVanguard> Go a strength roll to latch on to the dragon, and start punching the fuck out of him
18:48:21: <DMSwordfag> 4AWW YEAH
18:48:21: <DMSwordfag> 4PUNCHING IT
18:48:26: <DMSwordfag> 4 40.
18:48:30: <DMSwordfag> 4You SMACK into the dragon, staggering it.
18:48:37: <DMSwordfag> 4You then grab its face and just START HAMMERING ON IT.
18:48:38: <DuelistDragas> "Guys.. Why don't you want to tame it?" ;_;
18:48:44: <DMSwordfag> 4The Drake loses a turn for this SMACKDOWN.
18:48:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>Arden is launched through the air, fist first into a drake
18:48:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Badass.
18:48:53: <DMSwordfag> 4ARDEN'S TURN.
18:48:53: <RogueSymmy> 12"This is far beyond your abilities, summ-.."
18:49:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"That's how we do it where we come from!"
18:49:03: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let me ask you this, just what is your profession?"
18:49:10: <ArdenVanguard> "RAIN STEEL UPON IT!"
18:49:10: RogueSymmy 12Holds his left arm as he speaks.
18:49:10: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5cheers on the vanguard.
18:49:17: <DuelistDragas> "I'm a fucking card player."
18:49:18: <DMSwordfag> 4 19 AGAIN
18:49:19: <DMSwordfag> 4WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
18:49:24: <PriestClerica> 6"GO ARDEN!"
18:49:25: <RogueSymmy> 12"A card player?"
18:49:26: <DMSwordfag> 4I'M USING RANDOM ORG
18:49:27: <ArdenVanguard> strength roll to impale his head
18:49:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Check my trips
18:49:30: <DMSwordfag> 4JESUS CHRIST
18:49:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>>191919
18:49:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"Show me some of your magic."
18:49:34: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING ATTEMPT TO RESIST
18:49:38: <DMSwordfag> 4 50
18:49:39: <DMSwordfag> 4OHH FUUUCK
18:49:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden acts like a COMPLETE FUCKING BADASSÇ
18:49:50: <DuelistDragas> "Well you did see me scare that guy."
18:49:51: <DMSwordfag> 4First, he BEATS DOWN A FUCKING DRAKE.
18:49:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Then he RAISES HIS GODDAMN SPEAR.
18:50:02: <RogueSymmy> 12"Yeah, but I'm guessing that's just your nature."
18:50:03: <DMSwordfag> 4AND DRIVES IT THROUGH THE DRAKE'S HEAD.
18:50:07: <DMSwordfag> 4It's not dead -YET-.
18:50:10: <DMSwordfag> 4But it's SEVERELY injuried.
18:50:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'd like to see you use your weapon."
18:50:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Bad-fucking-ass!"
18:50:15: <DuelistDragas> "Hmm..."
18:50:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Summoner's turn.
18:50:19: <ArdenVanguard> "Finnish it off!"
18:50:22: <RogueSymmy> 12Duelist(
18:50:25: <RogueSymmy> 12**
18:50:25: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5happily punches the air.
18:50:28: <DuelistDragas> "Priestess, will you be able to heal him if his on our side?"
18:50:43: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5mouths the word 'No' to the Priestess.
18:50:45: <PriestClerica> 6"...wH- For god's sake stop being stupid and kill it!"
18:50:52: <DuelistDragas> "FINE!"
18:51:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Simpler.
18:51:04: <PriestClerica> 6"I'm /already/ an accomplice to a goddamned crime because of you, I'm not taking care of a beast!"
18:51:45: <DuelistDragas> Do this one http://www.adventureson.com/bbcart/images/prods/Yu-Gi-Oh-Hobby-League-2-Fissure.jpg
18:52:03: <DMSwordfag> 4You use -fissure-.
18:52:04: <DMSwordfag> 4 25.
18:52:08: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling attempt at flight.
18:52:10: <DMSwordfag> 4+5 malus.
18:52:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5...isn't Arden on the drake?
18:52:14: <DMSwordfag> 4 73.
18:52:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes.
18:52:17: <PriestClerica> 6Wow.
18:52:19: <DMSwordfag> 4The Drake falls down into the earth.
18:52:19: <PriestClerica> 6Dragas.
18:52:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden with him.
18:52:21: <DMSwordfag> 4GOOD JOB
18:52:22: <ArdenVanguard> Can I jump off it?
18:52:23: <PriestClerica> 6Just.... wow.
18:52:25: <DMSwordfag> 4.You can try.
18:52:25: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh boy.
18:52:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Your AGI is awful though.
18:52:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5FULLRETARD.jpg
18:52:34: <DuelistDragas> Myah!
18:52:41: <ArdenVanguard> Str roll to use my spear to drive into the wall
18:52:47: <DMSwordfag> 4Sorry.
18:52:48: <DMSwordfag> 4 89.
18:52:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Your spear snaps in half.
18:52:53: <PriestClerica> 6"A-ARDEN!"
18:53:00: <ArdenVanguard> Still in my roll range
18:53:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes.
18:53:05: <DMSwordfag> 4But barely.
18:53:05: <DMSwordfag> 4So.
18:53:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"ARDEN! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN."
18:53:22: <DMSwordfag> 4You tumble and continue falLING. After a few meters, you grip a rock.
18:53:23: <DuelistDragas> "Why didn't you jump off, bro?!"
18:53:26: <DMSwordfag> 4And youcan feel it coming loose.
18:53:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Do something quick, or get fucked.
18:53:49: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI roll to catch him as he falls
18:53:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey, Arden. This will be totally sweet!"
18:53:53: <DMSwordfag> 4...
18:53:55: <DMSwordfag> 4FULLL
18:53:55: <DMSwordfag> 4RETARD
18:53:58: <DMSwordfag> 4So
18:54:00: <DMSwordfag> 4JUMP INTO THE FISSURE
18:54:04: <DMSwordfag> 4And catch someone MIDFALL.
18:54:05: <RogueSymmy> 12No
18:54:06: <RogueSymmy> 12Jump over it
18:54:07: <DMSwordfag> 4On the fissure?
18:54:09: <RogueSymmy> 12And catch him.
18:54:13: <DMSwordfag> 4He's already under the fissure.
18:54:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll to lift him upward with mental might! This makes far more sense.
18:54:21: <DMSwordfag> 4 65.
18:54:29: <DMSwordfag> 4GOOD THING YOUR PSIONIC IS 9.
18:54:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Damn right it's good that it's 9
18:54:38: <DMSwordfag> 4You lift Arden. It takes a lot of effort, but he starts comign up.
18:54:49: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"This is really fucking tiring..."
18:54:51: <DMSwordfag> 4There's no sign of the Drake.
18:54:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Go on a diet!"
18:55:02: <DuelistDragas> "Should I close the fissure?"
18:55:02: <DMSwordfag> 4REMARKABLE FEAT COMPLETED.
18:55:08: <DMSwordfag> 4+ 5XP to entire party.
18:55:22: <PriestClerica> 6"Yes. Close your almost-party-member-killing fissure."
18:55:22: ArdenVanguard gasps
18:55:35: DuelistDragas tries to close the fissure with the same card
18:55:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Brolaire, Clerica and Arden have LEVELED UP.
18:55:42: <ArdenVanguard> "God...Dammit.."
18:55:43: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan.
18:56:04: <DMSwordfag> 4 69.
18:56:11: <DMSwordfag> 4You close it in the shape of a sexual position. Don't ask how.
18:56:30: <ArdenVanguard> (Can you PM my stats?)
18:56:30: <DuelistDragas> (._. )
18:56:35: <DMSwordfag> 4(ye)
18:56:42: <ArdenVanguard> (Thanks)
18:56:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Me too)
18:57:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison is still engaged with the goblins ,but they seem to be on the winning side stil.
18:57:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Arden, you /really/ need to lose weight with the number of times I've been lifting you and throwing you around."
18:57:58: ArdenVanguard gasps.
18:57:58: <RogueSymmy> 12"He seems like a pretty fit fellow to me."
18:58:07: <RogueSymmy> 12"You feeling alright, vanguard?"
18:58:07: <ArdenVanguard> "Yeah...I'll work on it."
18:58:09: DuelistDragas sighs
18:58:18: <DuelistDragas> "Should we help the garrison?"
18:58:26: <ArdenVanguard> "Probably."
18:58:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>being moved down in turn order
18:58:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Balls.
18:58:31: <PriestClerica> 6"Sure."
18:58:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Well
18:58:44: <DMSwordfag> 4You did level up
18:58:46: <ArdenVanguard> (I upped my agi)
18:58:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I know
18:58:51: <DMSwordfag> 4So you can also add stats.
18:58:53: <ArdenVanguard> (Go level)
18:59:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I don't remember my stats
18:59:02: <DMSwordfag> 4What does the party do?
18:59:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Sendan them
18:59:08: <DMSwordfag> 4to you
18:59:13: <RogueSymmy> 12Help the Garrison
18:59:14: <ArdenVanguard> "Well, I'm out a weapon."
18:59:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Thank you, kind BR
18:59:19: PriestClerica 6heads over to help the Garrison
18:59:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica dashes towards the Garrison. Some men are fallen, and one is dead.
18:59:43: <DuelistDragas> "Hmm.. This card should do it!"
18:59:58: PriestClerica 6turns around at the mention of "card" and runs back to the party
19:00:00: DuelistDragas tries to use a card which has a spear pictured on it
19:00:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Which one?
19:00:26: <DuelistDragas> Something spear summoning related?
19:00:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Okay.
19:00:42: <DMSwordfag> 4 34.
19:00:45: <RogueSymmy> 12http://www.adventureson.com/bbcart/images/prods/Yu-Gi-Oh-Tournament-Pack-1-Burning-Spear.jpg
19:00:48: <DMSwordfag> 4You summon a clean, and sturdy iron spear.
19:00:50: <DMSwordfag> 4It's workable.
19:01:12: <ArdenVanguard> "That will do."
19:01:13: <DuelistDragas> "here You go, vanguard!"
19:01:15: <ArdenVanguard> "Thank you."
19:01:33: ArdenVanguard takes the new spear, and runs towards the garrison.
19:01:36: PriestClerica 6turns back around to help the Garrison
19:01:43: <DMSwordfag> 4Roll Charge to be a hero?
19:01:44: DuelistDragas rushes towards the garrison
19:01:44: <PriestClerica> 6"Thank god he didn't use Fissure or something again"
19:01:45: RogueSymmy 12Is fascinated by the duelist's magic.
19:02:03: <ArdenVanguard> Go for it.
19:02:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 31.
19:02:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You put your shied up and charge.
19:02:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Don't give him ideas, sweetie."
19:02:31: <DMSwordfag> 4You batter several small goblins out of the way. It's easy work, really.
19:02:41: <ArdenVanguard> "Here we go."
19:02:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Go man, go!"
19:02:53: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison gains even more advantage.
19:02:58: <DMSwordfag> 4They'll route the goblins anytime onw.
19:03:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - that one looks like Gobby!"
19:03:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Most likely because it's dead."
19:03:45: DuelistDragas pats broccubus "Touche."
19:03:49: <DMSwordfag> 4 68.
19:04:00: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison ends up routing the goblins with some losses.
19:04:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...why are you touching me."
19:04:10: <DMSwordfag> 4It's still a workable figthing force, though.
19:04:21: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI Roll to run past the goblins and kill their leader to demoralize them.
19:04:23: <RogueSymmy> 12Use right hand.
19:04:26: <ArdenVanguard> "Clerica, think you can get any of them on their feet?"
19:04:28: DuelistDragas puts his hand away "No reason.. Really.."
19:04:28: <DMSwordfag> 4 8.
19:04:33: <DMSwordfag> 4You take a step forward.
19:04:35: <DMSwordfag> 4Suddenly time stops.
19:04:36: <PriestClerica> 6"Surely."
19:04:38: <DMSwordfag> 4And this plays.
19:04:43: <PriestClerica> 6"It would just t-
19:04:45: <DuelistDragas> >inb4 he kills the garrison leader
19:04:45: <DMSwordfag> 4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg&feature=related
19:04:49: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU INVOKE THE POWER OF SANIC
19:04:50: PriestClerica 6freezes on spot
19:04:53: <DMSwordfag> 4CHARGE TOWARDS EVERYTHING
19:04:57: <DMSwordfag> 4DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP
19:04:58: <DMSwordfag> 4LAND ON ONE FOOT
19:05:06: <DMSwordfag> 4KARATE KICK THE GOBLIN LEADER AND IT FUCKING EXPLOES.
19:05:13: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU JUMP BACK TO THE PARTY.
19:05:14: <DMSwordfag> 4AND DO A POSE.
19:05:17: <DMSwordfag> 4FUCK YOU'RE SEXY.
19:05:18: <DMSwordfag> 4+1XP TO YOU.
19:05:24: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5can hear some kind of musical clusterfuck. But everything is still.
19:05:25: DuelistDragas is amazed by rogue's skill
19:05:28: <ArdenVanguard> "Nice."
19:05:35: <DuelistDragas> "Well played."
19:05:36: RogueSymmy 12Stretches his right arm
19:06:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"No big deal, it was just goblins either way."
19:06:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Did everything just stop for a second there. What the fuck just happened? You know what - I'm not even gonna figure out what just happened."
19:06:02: <PriestClerica> 6"Wow!"
19:06:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's head back now?"
19:06:13: <RogueSymmy> 12"No, it was probably your imagination."
19:06:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And why do I suddenly feel attracted to the rogue."
19:06:23: <PriestClerica> 6"...Are we d- what's going o- I am so lost and confused."
19:06:32: <ArdenVanguard> "Well, lets get all the wounded healed up."
19:06:43: <RogueSymmy> 12"Priest, can you take a look at my arm?"
19:06:45: <DMSwordfag> 4The Garrison seems to be setting up camp for the day.
19:06:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can take a look at your third arm."
19:06:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I mean... ahem."
19:07:19: <RogueSymmy> 12"Right..."
19:07:32: <ArdenVanguard> "I should probably see how the Merchant is doing."
19:07:37: ArdenVanguard walks over to the cart.
19:07:57: <DMSwordfag> 4He's still in shock. Blame Dragas.
19:08:05: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:08:06: <DuelistDragas> ;_;
19:08:13: <RogueSymmy> 12CHA roll to make him snap out of it.
19:08:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - how's he holding up, Arden?"
19:08:21: ArdenVanguard gives him a reassuring pat on the back
19:08:22: <DMSwordfag> 4 49.
19:08:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You can't.
19:08:29: <ArdenVanguard> "Still not doing well."
19:08:36: <RogueSymmy> 12"What did you just do to this man, Duelist?"
19:08:38: DuelistDragas looks at his cards and thinks "I'm going to avenge you, gramps!"
19:08:42: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, didn't you ask me to take a look at your arm?"
19:08:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're a real faggot, Dragas."
19:08:46: <DuelistDragas> "I /talked/ to him!"
19:08:49: <PriestClerica> 6"I could do that."
19:09:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"Alright, any help would be appreciated."
19:09:15: RogueSymmy 12Sits down.
19:09:16: <PriestClerica> 6"I think the merchant, however, is a lost cause."
19:09:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I could give you 'help.'"
19:09:28: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's too early to lose hope yet."
19:09:28: <PriestClerica> 6Holy roll, heal dat Symmy
19:09:31: <ArdenVanguard> "He just needs some time."
19:09:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5coughs.
19:09:38: <DMSwordfag> 4 81.
19:09:41: <DMSwordfag> 4You give him a band-aid.
19:09:44: <DMSwordfag> 4It's not very effecite.
19:09:53: <ArdenVanguard> "Uh."
19:09:54: RogueSymmy 12Uses the band aid.
19:09:57: <DMSwordfag> 4+1 hp.
19:10:00: <RogueSymmy> 12"Thanks, much appreciated."
19:10:27: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'll be getting some rest now, wake me up if something urgent happens."
19:10:39: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5smirks deviously.
19:10:49: <PriestClerica> 6"There ya go. Band-aides!"
19:10:51: <ArdenVanguard> "Should probably give a look over at the garrison, Clerica."
19:10:54: <PriestClerica> 6"Those make everything better!"
19:11:00: <RogueSymmy> 12(DM)
19:11:04: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh, right, of course."
19:11:04: <DMSwordfag> 4(?)
19:11:11: <RogueSymmy> 12(Any good places to sleep in if the caravan isn't full?)
19:11:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm glad you didn't cover my skin with bandaids when you fixed it."
19:11:19: <DMSwordfag> 4(Yeah, it's good.)
19:11:37: RogueSymmy 12Waves at the party and heads into the caravan.
19:11:46: <DMSwordfag> 4It is now NIGHTFALL.
19:11:48: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waves back, blushing.
19:11:51: <DMSwordfag> 4What do ye do?
19:11:53: ArdenVanguard yawns
19:12:05: ArdenVanguard props up against the cart
19:12:16: <ArdenVanguard> Sleep I guess.
19:12:20: PriestClerica 6checks out the garrison, like asked.
19:12:32: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica comes across several wounded, and three dead.
19:12:38: <PriestClerica> 6"...Welp."
19:12:51: <PriestClerica> 6Holy roll. Heal. Anybody.
19:12:57: <DMSwordfag> 4 65.
19:13:02: <DMSwordfag> 4You heal someone with a bad bruise on their shoulder.
19:13:18: <PriestClerica> 6Roll again. Heal. More.
19:13:23: <PriestClerica> 6Haha.
19:13:24: <DMSwordfag> 4 32.
19:13:29: <DMSwordfag> 4You heal someone with a pierced lung.
19:13:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5saunters over into the caravan to go lie down.
19:13:33: <DMSwordfag> 4You start to feel slightly tired.
19:13:38: <PriestClerica> 6Heal again.
19:13:43: <DMSwordfag> 4 61.
19:13:47: <PriestClerica> 6I'm just gonna keep going until my fatigue sets in.
19:13:48: <DMSwordfag> 4You heal someone with a broken hand.
19:13:51: <DMSwordfag> 4You are Slightly fatigued.
19:13:55: <DMSwordfag> 4+2 malus to rolls.
19:13:57: <PriestClerica> 6Heal. again.
19:14:02: <DMSwordfag> 4=/
19:14:02: <PriestClerica> 6:3c
19:14:03: <DMSwordfag> 4 100.
19:14:04: <DMSwordfag> 4+2.
19:14:05: <DMSwordfag> 4 102.
19:14:07: <PriestClerica> 6No.
19:14:09: <RogueSymmy> 12What.
19:14:09: <PriestClerica> 6Fuck.
19:14:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5HAHAHAHAHAHA.
19:14:10: <DMSwordfag> 4You take off your clothes
19:14:12: <PriestClerica> 6ARE YOU KIDDING
19:14:15: <DMSwordfag> 4And start dancing around
19:14:16: <DMSwordfag> 4yelling
19:14:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"BE HEALED BE HEALED BE HEALED"
19:14:29: <DMSwordfag> 4It isn't working.
19:14:34: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pokes her head out the caravan to see something rather interesting.
19:14:37: <DMSwordfag> 4You yell at the gods to HEAL THOSE MOTHERUFCKING CUNTS.
19:14:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I told you you are a slut!"
19:14:49: <DMSwordfag> 4God gets pissed for your heresy
19:14:55: <DMSwordfag> 4And strikes you with a bolt of ligthining.
19:14:56: <DMSwordfag> 4DEAD.
19:15:01: RogueSymmy 12Is wondering what all the noise is ab-
19:15:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5...
19:15:07: <RogueSymmy> 12"What in god's name was that?"
19:15:07: PriestClerica 6is dead
19:15:14: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:15:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And now she's a dead slut."
19:15:18: DuelistDragas sighs
19:15:19: <DMSwordfag> 4(The party still has three Phoenix Downs, at least.)
19:15:30: <DuelistDragas> "Should we use a phoenix down on her?"
19:15:33: <RogueSymmy> 12Search the caravan for anything useful.
19:15:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Dragas, give us a Phoenix Down you downie."
19:15:36: <RogueSymmy> 12Supplies or potions.
19:15:37: ArdenVanguard walks over to the ash pile
19:15:43: DuelistDragas uses a phoenix down on her
19:15:44: <DMSwordfag> 4There's no ash pile.
19:15:48: <DMSwordfag> 4She was eletrocuted, ont turned into ash.
19:15:51: <DMSwordfag> 4USAN PHOENIXD OWN.
19:15:52: <ArdenVanguard> Corpse
19:15:56: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica is revived.
19:16:00: <DuelistDragas> Myah!
19:16:03: <DMSwordfag> 4She's at 5 HP, and heavily fatigued.
19:16:05: <PriestClerica> 6"...gah... what just... happened?"
19:16:12: <ArdenVanguard> "Time for bed."
19:16:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Wow, you look uglier than when I got smashed into the floor by a dragon."
19:16:41: PriestClerica 6groggily takes her clothes back on, not questioning /why/ she is nude, and heads out of the garrison
19:16:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Rest?
19:16:53: <ArdenVanguard> Yes
19:17:00: <DMSwordfag> 4>generic music
19:17:05: <DMSwordfag> 4You all rest for the night.
19:17:07: PriestClerica 6flops to rest
19:17:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Nothing interesting happens, and you're fully healed, and fatigue is gone.
19:17:23: ArdenVanguard yawns
19:17:24: <DMSwordfag> 4It is now 9'O bong.
19:17:27: DuelistDragas yawns
19:17:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5wakes up next to the Rogue. Damn, she should've taken the chance when she had it.
19:17:41: ArdenVanguard hops back on the driver seat of the cart
19:17:58: <DMSwordfag> 4And Smmy
19:17:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh
19:18:00: <ArdenVanguard> "Lets get going everyone."
19:18:02: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant's Caravan?
19:18:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I wasn't watching you sleep."
19:18:08: <RogueSymmy> 12Yes. And the surroundings.
19:18:16: DuelistDragas hops into caravan
19:18:21: <RogueSymmy> 12And the dropped loot from the goblins.
19:18:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You'd have found two high-potions on the cart, a phoenix down, and some medicinal herbs.
19:18:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>herbs
19:18:37: <RogueSymmy> 12Some of them might have had some with them.
19:18:46: <RogueSymmy> 12>You'd have found
19:18:54: <RogueSymmy> 12So I don't find them?
19:19:09: <DMSwordfag> 4You do.
19:19:13: <DMSwordfag> 4You now have these things.
19:19:15: <RogueSymmy> 12Alright.
19:19:31: RogueSymmy 12Gives one of the potions to the Priestess
19:19:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"You seem a little worn out, take one of these."
19:19:54: <PriestClerica> 6"...yeah... good idea."
19:20:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"What happened to you?"
19:20:03: <PriestClerica> 6"What the hell happened anyways?"
19:20:13: <PriestClerica> 6"I don't /know/, what happened?"
19:20:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I think you pissed off the big guy upstairs."
19:20:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Y'know, the one who talks about the sun a lot. He's a right little faggot."
19:20:54: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN BROLAIRE
19:21:01: <DMSwordfag> 4 72.
19:21:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Nothing happens.
19:21:08: <RogueSymmy> 12Daw.
19:21:25: <PriestClerica> 6"...oh."
19:21:25: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5feels content to be under Erialorb's protection just now for whatever reason.
19:21:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The party continuse down the road, the Garrison also on the move.
19:21:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, you're covered in bruises and your clothes are mostly ruined."
19:21:40: <DMSwordfag> 4Her clothes are fine
19:21:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"Do you have any idea what happened, Brocubus?"
19:21:42: <PriestClerica> 6"Brolaire and Erialorb are overrated."
19:21:43: <DMSwordfag> 4She took them off
19:21:46: <DMSwordfag> 4Before being eletrocuted
19:21:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're overrated."
19:21:52: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN FOR DUAL GODLY PUNISHMENT.
19:21:58: <DMSwordfag> 4 45.
19:22:00: <PriestClerica> 6"You're a slut."
19:22:08: <DMSwordfag> 4A large hat reading "SLUT" sppears on Clerica's head.
19:22:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"HAH!"
19:22:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
19:22:23: <PriestClerica> 6"Gy- what the-!?"
19:22:26: PriestClerica 6takes it off
19:22:27: <DuelistDragas> "Cute."
19:22:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5starts rolling around laughing uncontrollably.
19:22:34: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica takes off the hat. She faces it's back.
19:22:37: <DMSwordfag> 4it reads "ur a faget."
19:22:40: RogueSymmy 12Sighs.
19:22:42: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN FOR FAGET
19:22:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 92!
19:22:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica is caught by surprise.
19:22:56: <DMSwordfag> 4She's a faget.
19:22:58: <DMSwordfag> 4That's it.
19:23:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Erialorb is the best Lord ever. He can tell which ones are sluts."
19:23:22: PriestClerica 6looks shockedrecipiant.jpg and tosses the hat away at Broccubus
19:23:33: <DMSwordfag> 4The trip continues, until the party arrives at their village.
19:23:34: <DMSwordfag> 4WHAT DO YE DO?
19:23:46: ArdenVanguard checks on the Merchant
19:23:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Still in shock.
19:23:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh yay. Our burnt out shithole of a village."
19:23:59: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:24:00: PriestClerica 6sighs and skips out of the caravan.
19:24:00: <DMSwordfag> 4You aren't getting paid for this job, you fear.
19:24:04: <ArdenVanguard> "
19:24:47: <DMSwordfag> 4The Village has taken note of the approaching garrison.
19:24:59: <DMSwordfag> 4The Priest proceeds to apprach Clerica, the only one that went toward the village.
19:25:13: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5checks out her nails instead.
19:25:16: <DMSwordfag> 4" Brolaire bless you - you all did it!"
19:25:28: <ArdenVanguard> "Yep, kinda."
19:25:41: <PriestClerica> 6"We di- Oh huh?"
19:25:51: <PriestClerica> 6"Did what now?"
19:25:51: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5calls out: "Fuck Brolaire!"
19:26:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 16.
19:26:03: DuelistDragas sighs "Shut up."
19:26:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Do I get to fuck Brolaire?
19:26:10: <DuelistDragas> "Oh boy."
19:26:11: <DMSwordfag> 4You now have a spiked dragon dildo on your ass.
19:26:18: <DMSwordfag> 4You look up to scream, but the sun blinds your eyes.
19:26:19: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
19:26:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That's about the same experience.
19:26:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You are now temporarely blind.
19:26:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pants heavily. "Man, that was... hot."
19:26:53: <DMSwordfag> 4"I trust these men will be staying here to protect us?"
19:27:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"Kind of."
19:27:11: DuelistDragas inspects the dragon dildo "And you've claimed that you couldn't take that dragon's dick up your ass?"
19:27:14: <PriestClerica> 6"...Yeah. Kind of."
19:27:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I said it would be too small actually."
19:27:30: <DMSwordfag> 4YET ANOTHER QUEST COMPLETE.
19:27:31: <ArdenVanguard> "They can also guide you to Valveriea, it would safer there."
19:27:34: <DMSwordfag> 4+3 EXP to entire party.
19:27:39: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is not bothered about Dragas inspecting her ass for some reason.
19:27:53: RogueSymmy 12Looks at the duo.
19:28:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"What are you two doing in public?"
19:28:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas has LEVELED UP.
19:28:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Do you want to join in?"
19:28:12: <DuelistDragas> "Inspecting her ass"
19:28:19: <DMSwordfag> 4"Well.."
19:28:28: <DMSwordfag> 4"Isn't Valveria brimming with Refugees already, though?"
19:28:30: <DuelistDragas> All 5 into end!
19:28:35: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest motions to the town "We bega nto rebuild."
19:28:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"No, I'll pass."
19:28:38: <DuelistDragas> Gotta tank up!
19:28:44: <DMSwordfag> 4You can',t Draga.
19:28:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Fag. You handsome fag."
19:28:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Your END isnt specialized.
19:28:50: <ArdenVanguard> "I suppose, just a suggestion."
19:28:52: <DuelistDragas> Oh right.
19:29:09: <RogueSymmy> 12"No, I just don't like sticking my head in other people's business"
19:29:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Just /pm me with what changes you want.
19:29:19: <ArdenVanguard> "We brought a Merchant as well, but he's a bit...Indisposed."
19:29:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can stick anything in to my business if you want."
19:29:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest nods understandingly.
19:29:31: PriestClerica 6facepalms
19:29:39: <DMSwordfag> 4"Well...welcome home, I...Suppose."
19:29:49: <ArdenVanguard> "You could probably wake him out of his...Trance."
19:30:03: <ArdenVanguard> "He has supplies for the village, I believe."
19:30:04: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is glad she can't see their shitty town due to her temporary blindness.
19:30:09: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to make the atmosphere more light with the priest.
19:30:20: <DMSwordfag> 4 5.
19:30:24: <DMSwordfag> 4You RADIATE CHEERFULLNESS
19:30:30: <DuelistDragas> OH FUCK
19:30:33: <DMSwordfag> 4THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN NOW HAS FLOWERS
19:30:41: <DMSwordfag> 4BROLAIRE HIMSELF LIKES THIS, AND FUCKING FIXES IT.
19:30:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Noice.
19:30:55: <DMSwordfag> 4TOWN IS NO MORE A BURNT SMUDGE ON THE GROUND.
19:30:57: <ArdenVanguard> Neat
19:31:03: <DuelistDragas> Neat-o
19:31:04: <DMSwordfag> 4+1XP
19:31:05: <DMSwordfag> 4LEVEL UP.
19:31:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"I guess this works too.."
19:31:11: <RogueSymmy> 12Sending new stats.
19:31:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You guess what works? What happened?"
19:31:44: <RogueSymmy> 12"Oh, it's nothing much."
19:32:03: RogueSymmy 12Asks the priest if he could help our friend here with her blindness.
19:32:11: <DMSwordfag> 4"Err...certainly."
19:32:18: <DuelistDragas> "He just shat out flowers!"
19:32:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"It'll take but a moment. if...the lady would come here."
19:32:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Where's here exactly?"
19:32:36: DuelistDragas figures a rainbow
19:32:39: <DMSwordfag> 4"...A few steps infront of you."
19:32:44: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5shuffles around, blind and with a dildo up her ass.
19:32:47: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN PRIEST HEAL
19:32:51: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5walks right into the Priest.
19:32:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 3.
19:32:55: <DMSwordfag> 4jesus CHRIST.
19:33:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Fuck year
19:33:03: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest BACKHANDS YOU.
19:33:09: <DMSwordfag> 4And tells you to stop being a LITTLE PUSSY.
19:33:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Your bliindness is gone.
19:33:15: <DMSwordfag> 4The dildo isgone.
19:33:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"That's it to that, I guess."
19:33:16: <DMSwordfag> 4Your ass is alright.
19:33:19: <DMSwordfag> 4You feel FREAT.
19:33:21: <DMSwordfag> 4*Great
19:33:21: <DMSwordfag> 4INFACT
19:33:24: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU FEEL SO GRET
19:33:27: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, the rough treatment cast!"
19:33:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Now call me a slut and take me right here in front of everyone!"
19:33:29: <DMSwordfag> 4You get a -10 bonus
19:33:30: <DMSwordfag> 4to your next roll.
19:33:33: DuelistDragas notices that dildo is missing
19:33:41: <DuelistDragas> "I'm impressed with your ass."
19:33:42: <DMSwordfag> 4"BEGONE, FOUL BEST."
19:33:44: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is now smitten with love over the priest.
19:33:50: <PriestClerica> 6"I've never seen that spell casted so well..."
19:33:50: <DMSwordfag> 4The Priest walks out, the fucking badass."
19:33:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I fucking love you!"
19:34:00: <RogueSymmy> 12"Thank you, priest."
19:34:04: <DMSwordfag> 4He goes back to his church.
19:34:10: <RogueSymmy> 12whorehouse*
19:34:35: <RogueSymmy> 12"Is this the end to our quest?"
19:34:38: <PriestClerica> 6"Well... that was eventful!"
19:34:51: <DuelistDragas> "lets look at the job board!"
19:34:56: DuelistDragas looks for the job board
19:35:13: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5holds the slap mark on her face. "I'd tap that."
19:35:15: <DMSwordfag> 4The Job board is empty for now.
19:35:24: <ArdenVanguard> "Welp.
19:35:25: <ArdenVanguard> "
19:35:49: <PriestClerica> 6"...So I guess..."
19:35:58: <PriestClerica> 6"Now what shall we adventurers head out to do?"
19:36:06: <DuelistDragas> "Hmm.."
19:36:08: <PriestClerica> 6"What kind of heroics shall we go into?"
19:36:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well I want to do the priest."
19:36:11: <DuelistDragas> "Should we head towards the inn?"
19:36:23: <ArdenVanguard> "Suppose so."
19:36:27: <PriestClerica> 6"....Yeah, go ahead and try to take the priest. Whatever."
19:36:28: <DuelistDragas> "Or better yet..."
19:36:36: PriestClerica 6sighs and heads towards the Inn
19:36:37: <DuelistDragas> "Should we try taking on that dragon again?"
19:36:39: RogueSymmy 12Looks at his left hand.
19:36:43: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5has been given holy orders to try and copulate with the priest.
19:36:53: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, it's not like I'll be needing it anyway."
19:36:53: <ArdenVanguard> "The Merchant probably had a list of things to distribute to the village."
19:37:09: <PriestClerica> 6"Wait, your hand is still injured?"
19:37:19: <ArdenVanguard> "Plus I should porbably bring him to a hospital."
19:37:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You put a band aid on it remember."
19:37:36: <PriestClerica> 6"Band-aides... fix /everything/, though!"
19:37:37: ArdenVanguard walks over to the Cart.
19:37:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"The wound has healed up to an extent, but I'm having problems moving it"
19:37:46: <PriestClerica> 6"This may be a really tough wound."
19:37:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We should go visit a real priest to get that fixed, Mr. Rogue."
19:38:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Real priest... What's that mean?"
19:38:08: PriestClerica 6turns her head to Broccubus
19:38:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"It means you aren't a big handsome man."
19:38:26: DuelistDragas sighs
19:38:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan secret roll.
19:38:28: <PriestClerica> 6"No I'm not."
19:38:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Hmm.
19:38:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>secret roll
19:38:43: <DMSwordfag> 4The party would have the strange feeling of being watched for a brief second.
19:38:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Interesting.
19:38:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...is someone staring at my ass again?"
19:39:03: <PriestClerica> 6"...Did anybody else feel that?"
19:39:08: <DuelistDragas> Intimidate the feeling to make that faggot approach us.
19:39:14: <DMSwordfag> 4 59.
19:39:14: <RogueSymmy> 12...
19:39:17: <DMSwordfag> 4You clench your asscheeks.
19:39:17: <RogueSymmy> 12What?
19:39:17: <DuelistDragas> "I am currently staring at it"
19:39:23: <DMSwordfag> 4That feel, bro.
19:39:27: <DMSwordfag> 4But nothing happens.
19:39:29: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to call out for the person, staring at us.
19:39:36: <DMSwordfag> 4 67.
19:39:39: <DMSwordfag> 4You yell out.
19:39:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please stop looking at my ass while grabbing your own."
19:39:42: <DMSwordfag> 4No one answers.
19:39:47: <DMSwordfag> 4You don't have the feeling anymore.
19:40:03: <DuelistDragas> "But I am trying to stimulate your ass to grab!"
19:40:04: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5still has the feeling. Blame Dragas.
19:40:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Mine is far nicer than yours. And you can't have it."
19:40:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"Could you take one last look at it, Priest?"
19:40:56: <PriestClerica> 6"Look at what?"
19:40:58: <DuelistDragas> "Why not?" ;_;
19:41:02: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
19:41:02: <PriestClerica> 6"I don't like this discussion."
19:41:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"My hand."
19:41:07: <DuelistDragas> "I already payed you for the children's toys!"
19:41:08: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh."
19:41:13: ArdenVanguard walks over to the Cart.
19:41:15: <PriestClerica> 6Heal Symmy's hand
19:41:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Anyone wonder why we call Clerica a priest when she's a girl."
19:41:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden walsk to the cart.
19:41:18: <PriestClerica> 6Rollin'
19:41:26: <DMSwordfag> 4 76.
19:41:32: <DMSwordfag> 4You tell him to stop being a little pussy and give him TWO BANDAIDS.
19:41:38: ArdenVanguard looks around for a list or something.
19:41:47: <PriestClerica> 6"Two bandaides for the little pussy aughta help!"
19:41:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Vanguard sees the inventory. It's mostly food and water.
19:41:56: <ArdenVanguard> "Hmmm."
19:42:04: RogueSymmy 12Uses the 2 band aids
19:42:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Remember when I said to go see a /real/ priest?"
19:42:09: <DuelistDragas> "Should we distribute those, vanguard?"
19:42:10: <ArdenVanguard> "Well, I should get you to a hospital."
19:42:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Your arm is mildly healed now.
19:42:21: ArdenVanguard picks up the Merchant."
19:42:27: <RogueSymmy> 12Also roll RES to make my arm move again through sheer will power.
19:42:35: <DMSwordfag> 4 15.
19:42:38: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
19:42:40: <DMSwordfag> 4RIP AND TEAR
19:42:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You can move your arm just fine.
19:42:52: <ArdenVanguard> "Will worry about the goods in a moment, lets get him some healing."
19:43:03: RogueSymmy 12Stretches his arms
19:43:15: <RogueSymmy> 12"Ah, all better."
19:43:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"No it isn't! You should go see that priest right now to get it checked."
19:43:30: ArdenVanguard walks over to a hospital/healing place/Priest's house.
19:43:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden does so.
19:43:42: <DMSwordfag> 4What does he wish to do there?
19:43:56: <ArdenVanguard> Check in the Merchant.
19:44:11: <DMSwordfag> 4"You want to put someone in the psyche ward, sir?"
19:44:22: <ArdenVanguard> "I would like him to get better."
19:44:32: <DMSwordfag> 4"Very well."
19:44:42: <ArdenVanguard> "He's not really crazy just... Really scared."
19:44:43: <DMSwordfag> 4"That'll be 25 Gold."
19:44:47: <ArdenVanguard> "Alright."
19:44:52: <DMSwordfag> 4PARTY NOW HAS 445 G.
19:44:53: ArdenVanguard hands over the gold.
19:45:03: <PriestClerica> 6"Yaaaay!'
19:45:16: <ArdenVanguard> "Where should I put him...?"
19:45:23: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden has gained some FUCKING KARMA.
19:45:26: <DMSwordfag> 4He is now a GOODY-TWO-SHOES.
19:45:30: RogueSymmy 12Calls out for a waiter.
19:45:42: <DMSwordfag> 4One arrives to attend to Symmy.
19:45:43: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'd like to get some food and drinks for our current party, please."
19:45:44: <DMSwordfag> 4"Yes?"
19:45:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Err.
19:45:53: <DMSwordfag> 4You're at the hospital
19:45:55: DuelistDragas sighs
19:45:56: <RogueSymmy> 12No.
19:45:59: <DMSwordfag> 4OH
19:46:00: <RogueSymmy> 12Arden is.
19:46:01: <DMSwordfag> 4You went to the INn.
19:46:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Alright.
19:46:07: <DMSwordfag> 4"Certainly."
19:46:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me, rogue?"
19:46:49: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
19:47:00: <RogueSymmy> 12"Say, waiter, do you like your city's new state?"
19:47:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"It looks good, yes."
19:47:16: <DMSwordfag> 4"Why?"
19:47:24: <PriestClerica> 6"I don't think a slut like you would even /need/ intoxication."
19:47:40: <RogueSymmy> 12"If I told you I knew the guy who did it, would we get some sort of discount?"
19:47:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - zip it Mrs. Brolaire-and-Erialorb-both-agree-I'm-a-slut."
19:47:50: <RogueSymmy> 12"Everyone here took part in it"
19:47:53: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Didn't you guys bring us the Garrison?"
19:47:57: <DMSwordfag> 4"You already have a discout, you know."
19:48:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"Yes, indeed, we did"
19:48:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Can we have two discounts?"
19:48:07: <RogueSymmy> 12"A discount, why."
19:48:08: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Err.."
19:48:12: <PriestClerica> 6"That was mere karmic retribution for insulting you, not me actually /being/ a slut."
19:48:18: <DMSwordfag> 4"I suppose?"
19:48:22: <RogueSymmy> 12"What can you offer us, good sir?"
19:48:28: <DMSwordfag> 4The waiter shrugs.
19:48:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Free food and drinks for the night.
19:48:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Nope - you're definitely a slut. Brolaire wouldn't give a rats ass about what you say about me. He does know you're a slut though."
19:48:44: <RogueSymmy> 12"Fine by me."
19:48:47: ArdenVanguard walks out of the hospital.
19:48:53: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to shake hands with the waiter and thank him for his kindness.
19:49:01: <RogueSymmy> 12Without spilling spaghetti.
19:49:02: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5has been given the opportunity to get fee booze.
19:49:02: <DMSwordfag> 4 93.
19:49:07: <DMSwordfag> 4You insult his mother and ancestry.
19:49:09: <PriestClerica> 6"Am /not/ a slut."
19:49:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Genius!
19:49:13: <DMSwordfag> 4He backhands you and tells you tof uck off.
19:49:18: <DMSwordfag> 4You no longer have free food.
19:49:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You totally are."
19:49:21: <PriestClerica> 6"WHat are y- SHut up, Symmy!"
19:49:26: <PriestClerica> 6"No I am /not/!"
19:49:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Are."
19:49:29: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm sorry, it just kind of slipped."
19:49:34: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN FOR DIVINES
19:49:37: <PriestClerica> 6"Not."
19:49:39: <DMSwordfag> 4OHOHOHOHO
19:49:41: <ArdenVanguard> "What should I do with the goods?"
19:49:49: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>Brolaire has nothing better to do than watch us two argue
19:49:51: <ArdenVanguard> "Hmm..."
19:49:52: <DMSwordfag> 4TWO HATS READING "SLUTS" appear on each of Clerica's, and Broccubus' heads.
19:49:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That is really in character actually
19:50:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hah. Told you."
19:50:05: <PriestClerica> 6"...OH, would you look at /that/."
19:50:06: DuelistDragas sighs
19:50:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"Nobody told me you two were twins."
19:50:11: <PriestClerica> 6"Slut."
19:50:13: <DuelistDragas> "...Cute."
19:50:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Whore."
19:50:24: PriestClerica 6throws the hat off
19:50:30: <DMSwordfag> 4It starts raining.
19:50:33: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5throws her hat at Clerica.
19:50:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Some patrols watch the catfight.
19:50:45: <ArdenVanguard> "Guess I should bring it over some where dry.
19:50:47: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to ask the innkeeper if we can stay here for the night.
19:50:48: <ArdenVanguard> "
19:50:53: <DMSwordfag> 4 30.
19:51:01: ArdenVanguard hops on the cart, and drives it to a stable.
19:51:02: <DMSwordfag> 4The Inkeeper gladly agrees to the notion.
19:51:22: <DuelistDragas> "How much will that be, Keeper?"
19:51:37: <DMSwordfag> 4"Thirty Gold."
19:51:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You've always been jealous that I'm more attractive than you, Clerica!"
19:51:55: <RogueSymmy> 12"Can you bring it a little lower, we really don't have money to sparse everywhere."
19:51:59: <RogueSymmy> 12CHA Roll.
19:52:01: <DMSwordfag> 4"Twenty."
19:52:01: <DuelistDragas> "Oh and are there any adventures and/or quests that we might be able to do tomorrow?"
19:52:12: <DuelistDragas> "17.5"
19:52:13: <DMSwordfag> 4 85
19:52:18: <RogueSymmy> 12Just in my limit.
19:52:23: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, cool! Free stay!"
19:52:23: <PriestClerica> 6"Also, don't throw your slutty hat at me, slut."
19:52:23: <PriestClerica> 6"You're not attractive! You have so much makeup I could /walk/ in it!"
19:52:24: <DMSwordfag> 4The Inkeeper is adamand about this.
19:52:33: <DMSwordfag> 4"20, or no dice."
19:52:42: RogueSymmy 12Looks at the party.
19:52:44: <DuelistDragas> Roll to intimidate him to lower the price to 10
19:52:51: <RogueSymmy> 12"Fine with me, what do you guys think about it?"
19:52:54: <DMSwordfag> 4The party hears a whistle from the inn.
19:52:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I don't wear any makeup! This is just natural beauty enhancing powder I wake up with."
19:53:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"At least we won't sleep in the streets."
19:53:08: <DMSwordfag> 4A hooded figure in a brown overcoat stands, laughing.
19:53:22: <DMSwordfag> 4"You two should be entretainers, you know?"
19:53:31: <RogueSymmy> 12"Who do you speak of?"
19:53:31: <ArdenVanguard> "Probably should head back to the inn now..."
19:53:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I already AM an entertainer."
19:53:31: <PriestClerica> 6"That's about as natural as your breasts. Oh, and who are you?"
19:53:36: DuelistDragas throws his blank card at the figure "Hush."
19:53:38: ArdenVanguard walks over to the inn.
19:53:46: DMSwordfag 4the figure arches one eyebrow.
19:53:49: <RogueSymmy> 12"Welcome back, Vanguard."
19:53:55: <DMSwordfag> 4"I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss myself."
19:54:00: <ArdenVanguard> "Hello."
19:54:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"How's the Merchant's condition?"
19:54:02: <DMSwordfag> 4"You all are the Drake slayers , correct?"
19:54:13: <DuelistDragas> "Why yes, I am the one that buried him."
19:54:15: <ArdenVanguard> "Still the same, checked him into the hospital."
19:54:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Actually, it was all Arden."
19:54:16: <PriestClerica> 6"Yes, we slew the drake and the goblins."
19:54:19: <DMSwordfag> 4"Well..."
19:54:25: <DMSwordfag> 4"I have a job for your kind of people."
19:54:30: <RogueSymmy> 12"I feel sorry for the little fellow."
19:54:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"20 for oral."
19:54:37: <DMSwordfag> 4The man coughs.
19:54:38: PriestClerica 6facepalms
19:54:41: DuelistDragas sighs
19:54:43: <DMSwordfag> 4"Not that sort of job."
19:54:49: DuelistDragas hands over 25 to broccubus
19:54:50: RogueSymmy 12Glares at the Broccubus.
19:54:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Looking for hand action?"
19:55:03: <DMSwordfag> 4The man groans once more.
19:55:07: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5takes the gold and doesn't respond to Dragas at all.
19:55:11: <ArdenVanguard> "Just let him talk."
19:55:13: <DMSwordfag> 4"You know what, none of you are interested in thousands of gold?"
19:55:17: <DMSwordfag> 4"Fine by me."
19:55:20: <RogueSymmy> 12"We'll take it."
19:55:21: <DuelistDragas> ""Whoah!"
19:55:25: <DMSwordfag> 4"Good."
19:55:26: <DuelistDragas> "We take the job!'
19:55:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"So you all want to talk business?"
19:55:32: <PriestClerica> 6"H-hey! She's just being a slut, no need to be hasty."
19:55:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...anal then?"
19:55:45: <DMSwordfag> 4"If you do, meet me at the town square."
19:55:46: <RogueSymmy> 12ROLL Cha to order up drinks for the man and the whole party and sit down.
19:55:56: <DMSwordfag> 4The figure shakes his head, slightly irritated. He leaves the inn without another word.
19:56:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"It'll cost extra for public."
19:56:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I hope he heard me."
19:56:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"I wanted to have a good chat with the old man."
19:56:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"Too bad."
19:56:19: <DuelistDragas> "Lets follow him!"
19:56:22: <PriestClerica> 6"Can you stop thinking about filling your holes for /once/?"
19:56:25: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:56:25: DuelistDragas follows the shady figure!
19:56:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can think about filling yours if you wish."
19:56:34: <DuelistDragas> "Into the rain!"
19:56:35: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas Follows the figure. Does the party go with him?
19:56:39: <ArdenVanguard> Sure
19:56:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Won't take much imagination."
19:56:42: <RogueSymmy> 12No.
19:56:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I'll go along with him!
19:56:58: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'll pass on this one."
19:57:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Vanguard, Broccubus and Dragas go.
19:57:06: <DMSwordfag> 4And you, Clerica?
19:57:11: <PriestClerica> 6I'll stay.
19:57:14: <DMSwordfag> 4 10-4.
19:57:14: <DuelistDragas> "Yo 'cubus! So how about that blowjob?"
19:57:21: <DMSwordfag> 4The figure waits at the town square.
19:57:24: <PriestClerica> 6Slut embarrassed me too much to go.
19:57:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Not if your life depended on it."
19:57:33: <ArdenVanguard> "Just let me talk."
19:57:36: <DMSwordfag> 4"This isn't all of you."
19:57:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You embarrassed yourself?
19:57:42: <RogueSymmy> 12(It's dark and raining outside and you go meet him at the town square.)
19:57:44: <RogueSymmy> 12(Why.)
19:57:47: <ArdenVanguard> "I'm pretty much their leader."
19:57:52: <DuelistDragas> Because it's /fun/
19:57:55: <DMSwordfag> 4"It doesn't matter."
19:57:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Why the fuck not?)
19:58:00: <ArdenVanguard> "And?"
19:58:00: <DuelistDragas> Do you oppose /fun/?
19:58:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You were hoping for an orgy were you?"
19:58:11: <DuelistDragas> "Yeah.. They will join us later."
19:58:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"I need all of you here to discuss this. Everyone must know the details."
19:58:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"I cannot risk ANY sort of second-hand information."
19:58:40: <DuelistDragas> "Fine.. Let me try this."
19:58:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Heh. Heh. Hand."
19:58:42: <ArdenVanguard> "Well we can walk back to the inn, or I'd be happy to relay the information."
19:58:46: RogueSymmy 12Sits down on a nearby table
19:58:52: <DMSwordfag> 4"That's second-hand information."
19:58:55: <DuelistDragas> Roll to use a summoning card to summon clerica and symmy to us."
19:58:55: <PriestClerica> 6"...Symmy, you think we should go with them?"
19:58:57: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:58:57: <DMSwordfag> 4kay
19:58:58: <DMSwordfag> 4"I don't trust you enough to relay my me-
19:59:02: <DMSwordfag> 4 34.
19:59:07: <DMSwordfag> 4You...Do just that. Unless there are counters?
19:59:15: <RogueSymmy> 12Pretty fine with that.
19:59:15: <PriestClerica> 6"I don't think there's a f-
19:59:24: PriestClerica 6pops beside the party
19:59:24: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica and Symmy are now beside the party.
19:59:27: <DMSwordfag> 4"Ah. There we go."
19:59:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah!?"
19:59:30: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's wait here for the night to e-"
19:59:31: <DuelistDragas> "There you go!"
19:59:34: <DMSwordfag> 4"Now then. About the Dragon."
19:59:35: ArdenVanguard sighs
19:59:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Did you use a summon slut card?"
19:59:44: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
19:59:46: <DuelistDragas> "Is symmy a slut?"
19:59:46: <ArdenVanguard> "Alright, please continue."
19:59:49: <DMSwordfag> 4The figure paces backwards "I heard you all pissed it off when it first came here, am I right?"
19:59:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well we know now that he is!"
20:00:00: <ArdenVanguard> "Some what."
20:00:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"Good. Good."
20:00:05: <ArdenVanguard> "It killed us."
20:00:05: <PriestClerica> 6"...It was pissed off itself, we just kinda walked into him."
20:00:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"Tell me."
20:00:09: <PriestClerica> 6"I think."
20:00:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling secret roll.
20:00:11: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm curious."
20:00:13: PriestClerica 6ponders
20:00:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh boy.
20:00:22: <DuelistDragas> "TELL US!"
20:00:28: <DMSwordfag> 4As the figure talks, a magical barrier covers the ENTIRE square.
20:00:35: <ArdenVanguard> "Huh?"
20:00:37: <DMSwordfag> 4It's effectivelly now soundproofed.
20:00:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...pretty."
20:00:46: <ArdenVanguard> "I knew it."
20:00:47: <DMSwordfag> 4"I have the right people, then."
20:00:53: <ArdenVanguard> "I'm an idiot."
20:00:55: <DMSwordfag> 4The figure takes off it's coat, revealing...
20:01:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5A penis
20:01:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"...Right."
20:01:10: <DuelistDragas> >inb4 he's the dragon
20:01:17: <garrett> GUUYS
20:01:21: <RogueSymmy> 12SHHH
20:01:24: <RogueSymmy> 12WE'RE AT THE CLIMAX
20:01:28: <DuelistDragas> YEAH
20:01:28: <DMSwordfag> 4A mean with probably bleached hair. He has a blue and black oversized longcoat, black pants, and has a RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED KATANA THAT BY ALL RIGHTS SHOULD NOT BE USEABLE.
20:01:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Heh. Climax.
20:01:31: <DuelistDragas> FUCKING BOSS FIGHT!
20:01:31: <PriestClerica> 6Dude, into #vrpoutcharacter
20:01:40: <DMSwordfag> 4"Let's have some fun."
20:01:43: <DuelistDragas> "And you are..?"
20:01:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Gold first."
20:01:48: <ArdenVanguard> "Who are you?"
20:01:48: <DMSwordfag> 4You are now fighting ORIGINAL CHARACTER : VORGEL.
20:01:56: <DMSwordfag> 4TOTALLY NOT DONTE'S BROTHER.
20:01:56: <PriestClerica> 6"...You're like one of those japanese animes!"
20:01:57: <DuelistDragas> "Oh."
20:01:58: <ArdenVanguard> >Vorgel
20:02:09: <DMSwordfag> 4"I'm the SON OF SPURRRDAAA."
20:02:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're a faggot."
20:02:20: <ArdenVanguard> "Do we really have to?"
20:02:22: <PriestClerica> 6"...You're a dumb character."
20:02:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel's turn, preempetive strike.
20:02:30: <PriestClerica> 6"This DM is lousy."
20:02:35: PriestClerica 6peeks in the 4th wall
20:02:35: <RogueSymmy> 12"Quit wasting our time, own man."
20:02:38: <DMSwordfag> 4(HEY FUCK YOU PURPLE)
20:02:39: <DuelistDragas> "In that case.. SPELL CARD! MASTER SIGN [MASTER SPARK]"
20:02:40: <DMSwordfag> 4(WANKER)
20:02:44: <Crez> Hello
20:02:52: <DMSwordfag> 4SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS ORDER THIS UP.
20:02:58: <PriestClerica> 6Why does everybody talk in here and not #vrpoutcharacter
20:03:10: <Horse> lol im talking in here and not #vrpoutcharacter
20:03:17: <DuelistDragas> Ban that faggot.
20:03:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Everyone can be here.
20:03:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
20:03:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel swipes at Arden. Any counters?
20:03:43: <RogueSymmy> 12Counter.
20:03:43: <DuelistDragas> COUNTUH!
20:03:44: <ArdenVanguard> counter
20:03:45: <DuelistDragas> Mirror force!
20:03:51: <DMSwordfag> 4 19 - 7
20:03:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 12.
20:03:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling Counter.
20:03:59: <DMSwordfag> 4 45.
20:04:03: <DuelistDragas> shat.
20:04:06: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden is struck on the chest by the blade.
20:04:08: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling deflect.
20:04:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Nope, no deflect.
20:04:27: <DMSwordfag> 4It bites through the chainmail, causing some heavy damage
20:04:31: <DMSwordfag> 4- 40 HP.
20:04:36: <ArdenVanguard> "Ow."
20:04:46: <PriestClerica> 6(Hold on)
20:04:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...why is it always Arden?"
20:04:58: <DuelistDragas> "Who knows?"
20:05:00: <ArdenVanguard> "Fuck, that hurt."
20:05:05: <DuelistDragas> "wait.. He's our tank, right?"
20:05:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy's turn.
20:05:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yeah, yeah - you've had worse, Arden."
20:05:30: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI Roll, continuous strikes to disarm him.
20:05:46: <DuelistDragas> Um.. Can I combine and do this one?
20:05:50: <RogueSymmy> 12With my /daggers/.
20:05:50: <DuelistDragas> http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/4/43/InjectionFairyLily-GLD4-EN-C-LE.png
20:05:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 78.
20:06:01: <DMSwordfag> 4You can try to combo, yes.
20:06:06: <DuelistDragas> Well good.
20:06:18: <DMSwordfag> 4 40.
20:06:21: <DMSwordfag> 4You sucessflly boos his roll by 10.
20:06:22: <DMSwordfag> 4 68.
20:06:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling Counter.
20:06:33: <DMSwordfag> 4HAH.
20:06:33: <DMSwordfag> 4 84.
20:06:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"Heh."
20:06:40: <DuelistDragas> Yes! This pleases Dragas!
20:06:51: <DMSwordfag> 4You strike Vorgel. Your attack isn't great, but he loses balance. His overmassive katana flies into the groud.
20:06:59: <DMSwordfag> 4You don't do any HP damage.
20:07:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
20:07:08: <RogueSymmy> 12I wasn't aiming to.
20:07:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Anyone get the feeling that guy is overcompensating for something?"
20:07:28: <DuelistDragas> "Yo! Anyone of you want to claim that katana? Because I'm gonna do it!"
20:07:50: <PriestClerica> 6AGI roll, throw my staff at his dick
20:07:53: <RogueSymmy> 12"I think it's big enough for the Broccubus's tastes.
20:07:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Nice.
20:07:56: <DMSwordfag> 4 20!!
20:07:57: <ArdenVanguard> "Go for it, if you can even lift it."
20:08:01: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling attempted dodge.
20:08:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Just about, maybe."
20:08:07: <PriestClerica> 6"You're stupid and your name is stupid!"
20:08:20: <DMSwordfag> 4 21-3
20:08:22: <DMSwordfag> 4 18.
20:08:24: <PriestClerica> 6"In the name of the gods I shall smite your chances at children!"
20:08:27: <PriestClerica> 6>-3
20:08:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel Matrix leaps over your staff.
20:08:29: <Mesh> spoooky skeletoooons~
20:08:31: <PriestClerica> 6Bullshiit.
20:08:39: <DMSwordfag> 4(His agi is 12, hue.)
20:08:46: <DMSwordfag> 4(I give bosses stat sheets aswell.)
20:09:06: <DMSwordfag> 4It barely GRAZES him, but does no damage. You have lost your staff for now.
20:09:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel's turn.
20:09:20: <DMSwordfag> 4He rolls AGI to attempt to recover his weapon.
20:09:24: <RogueSymmy> 12Counter
20:09:29: <DMSwordfag> 4 38-3
20:09:29: <DMSwordfag> 4 35
20:09:31: <RogueSymmy> 12Quick dash kick to his face.
20:09:32: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling Coutner.
20:09:36: <RogueSymmy> 12To knock him off balance.
20:09:36: <DMSwordfag> 4 40.
20:09:38: <DMSwordfag> 4You miss him by INCHES.
20:09:48: <DMSwordfag> 4He retrieves his Overmassive Katana, taking a stance.
20:09:56: <DMSwordfag> 4You feel like he's really pissed at you.
20:09:59: <DMSwordfag> 4ARDEN'S TURN.
20:10:18: <ArdenVanguard> 3Charge roll
20:10:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I would throw you at him, Arden, but I don't quite have the agility nowadays."
20:10:33: <DMSwordfag> 4 55!
20:10:36: <DMSwordfag> 4You charge at Vorgel.
20:10:37: ArdenVanguard 3lowers his visor
20:10:39: <DMSwordfag> 4He doesn't counter.
20:10:48: <DMSwordfag> 4You strike him on the chest with your spear.
20:10:53: <DMSwordfag> 4He staggers back, grunting.
20:10:59: <ArdenVanguard> 3"RAIN STEEL UPON HIM!"
20:10:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus' turn.
20:11:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"That's physically impossible.
20:11:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, yell 'Fuck you' at him in hopes to get him distracted
20:11:31: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING COUNTER
20:11:31: <DMSwordfag> 4 26
20:11:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"FUCK YOU!"
20:11:45: <RogueSymmy> 12Combo with broccubus.
20:11:46: <DMSwordfag> 4You're not going tobelieve me.
20:11:48: <DMSwordfag> 4He rolled a 27.
20:11:50: <DMSwordfag> 4And has a 10 on Cha.
20:11:54: <RogueSymmy> 12Use CHA to call him a faget.
20:11:59: <DMSwordfag> 4So
20:12:02: <DMSwordfag> 4No symmy shut the fuck up
20:12:08: <DuelistDragas> So it's a tie?
20:12:08: <DMSwordfag> 4You yell out "FUCK YOU."
20:12:15: <DMSwordfag> 4He yell s back "No, FUCK YOU."
20:12:19: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Does that mean we make sweet love?
20:12:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"FUCK. YOU."
20:12:28: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:29: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:29: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:31: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:31: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:12:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"FUCK YOU!"
20:12:34: <DMSwordfag> 4This goes on a for a minute.
20:12:39: <ArdenVanguard> 3Wheres the video?
20:12:40: <DMSwordfag> 4You two get tired of yelling at once another.
20:12:41: DuelistDragas sighs
20:12:47: <DMSwordfag> 4He then attempts to slap your shit.
20:12:51: <DMSwordfag> 4VORGEL'S TURN
20:12:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdlDUwqmtJ0&feature=player_embedded
20:13:11: <DMSwordfag> 4CUHHIREEZEEE roll.
20:13:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Counter, yell 'Fuck you' at him again.
20:13:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel LEAPS INTO THE AIR.
20:13:28: <DMSwordfag> 4 98-10.
20:13:29: <DMSwordfag> 4 88.
20:13:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Counter is 67.
20:13:40: <DMSwordfag> 4"FUCK YOU."
20:13:44: <DMSwordfag> 4He is shocked by this, and stops his attack.
20:13:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wait a second, I never got my -10 on my last roll
20:13:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh yeah.
20:13:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5But continue anyway
20:13:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Welp, my bad.
20:14:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway, his attack is cancelled.
20:14:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wouldn't change it much
20:14:06: <DMSwordfag> 4DRAGA'S TURN.
20:14:22: DuelistDragas sighs again and looks at his master spark card
20:14:23: RogueSymmy 12Is eager to see what the duelist's next trick would be.
20:14:59: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Sup, Meli.)
20:15:05: <RogueSymmy> 12(Hey meli.)
20:15:14: <Melibar> 10(Had stuff to do)
20:15:35: <Melibar> 10(I also feel like doing a /v/rp giveaway)
20:15:37: <DuelistDragas> "Alright then, Vorgil. Lets try this trick on you. MASTER SIGN [MASTER SPARK]!"
20:15:37: DuelistDragas uses the said card
20:15:43: <DMSwordfag> 4What is MAster Speak
20:15:47: <DMSwordfag> 4Send it to me.
20:15:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 11.
20:15:55: <DMSwordfag> 4You ohld up your card.
20:16:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Truly, this will be something for the gods to remember.
20:16:16: <DuelistDragas> IT's a fucking rainbow kamehame
20:16:21: <DMSwordfag> 4You rear your hand back.
20:16:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Your hands glow a rainbow.
20:16:36: <DMSwordfag> 4AND YOU TOSS A BLAST AT ENERGY AT HIM THAT...
20:16:39: <DMSwordfag> 4...Heals him?
20:16:42: <DMSwordfag> 4What the fuck?
20:16:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"FUCK YOUUUUU!"
20:16:46: <DuelistDragas> What?
20:16:49: <DuelistDragas> No.
20:16:50: <RogueSymmy> 12What?
20:16:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Your card did ti's EXACT opposite effect.
20:16:51: <DMSwordfag> 4Something is wrong.
20:16:54: <DuelistDragas> It's meant to be destructive.
20:16:57: <DMSwordfag> 4I know.
20:17:07: <DuelistDragas> ..Did.. Did he counter?
20:17:10: <DMSwordfag> 4nO.
20:17:11: <DMSwordfag> 4He didn't.
20:17:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Someone did something.
20:17:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Plot device!
20:17:17: <DMSwordfag> 4But yes.
20:17:19: <DMSwordfag> 4He is now FULLY HEALED.
20:17:19: <DuelistDragas> THEN WHAT TH- Oh.
20:17:23: <DMSwordfag> 4And has -5 Bonus to his next roll.
20:17:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy's turn.
20:17:31: <RogueSymmy> 12Slash him up
20:17:33: <RogueSymmy> 12Agi roll.
20:17:34: <DMSwordfag> 4"Err...Thanks?"
20:17:34: <PriestClerica> 6"Dragas, I didn't know you made a good healer!"
20:17:39: <DMSwordfag> 4 69.
20:17:43: <DuelistDragas> "Something's not right."
20:17:43: <DMSwordfag> 4You try to sta b him in the dick.
20:17:43: <RogueSymmy> 12>69
20:17:49: <DMSwordfag> 4 12- 5
20:17:50: <DMSwordfag> 4 7.
20:17:56: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel watches you approach him.
20:18:03: <DMSwordfag> 4He flashsteps infront of you, and impales you with his Katana.
20:18:07: <DMSwordfag> 4He then tosses you up in the air.
20:18:11: <DMSwordfag> 4"Ur a faget."
20:18:11: <RogueSymmy> 12"Ugh.."
20:18:17: <PriestClerica> 6"Gyah!"
20:18:22: DMSwordfag 4retrieves a revolver from his belt, firing a single shot at Mid-Air Symmy.
20:18:25: <DMSwordfag> 4 50 HP DAMAGE.
20:18:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy plummets to the ground.
20:18:34: <DMSwordfag> 4 5 HP damage.
20:18:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"FUCK YOU."
20:18:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy is HEAVILY injuried.
20:18:38: <DMSwordfag> 4 5/60.
20:18:42: DuelistDragas notices that symmy is shocked because he got called a faget
20:18:45: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah!"
20:18:52: <DuelistDragas> "Do something, priest!"
20:18:56: RogueSymmy 12Coughs out a bit blood.
20:18:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel's turn.
20:19:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel tosses his Katana and attempts to ride it.
20:19:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"Don't worry, I'm fine, this is nothing compared to what I've been through."
20:19:13: <DMSwordfag> 4CUHHRAIZEEY roll.
20:19:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 3.
20:19:18: <DMSwordfag> 4-10.
20:19:21: <DMSwordfag> 4-7.
20:19:22: <PriestClerica> 6>-10
20:19:31: <RogueSymmy> 12 15 AGI..?
20:19:37: <DMSwordfag> 4No. 20 Cuhraizey.
20:19:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>He has 19 in CUHHRAIZEEY
20:19:40: <DuelistDragas> 19 cuhraizey
20:19:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh, well remebmered.
20:19:47: <DMSwordfag> 4It should be -11 then.
20:19:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Not -10.
20:19:52: <DMSwordfag> 4So -8.
20:19:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Yay.
20:19:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Now, who does he target..
20:20:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Everyone, pick a number from 1 to 5.
20:20:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5 3
20:20:06: <RogueSymmy> 12 3
20:20:07: <PriestClerica> 6 9
20:20:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3 4
20:20:12: <DuelistDragas> 4
20:20:14: <PriestClerica> 6 1
20:20:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Brocubus 3.
20:20:20: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden 4.
20:20:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica 1.
20:20:24: <RogueSymmy> 12 2
20:20:24: <DuelistDragas> 2
20:20:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy 2.
20:20:28: <DuelistDragas> Fuck.
20:20:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas 5.
20:20:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hue.
20:20:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling.
20:20:33: <PriestClerica> 6YOU GUISE~
20:20:37: <DMSwordfag> 4He aims at..
20:20:37: <DMSwordfag> 4.Clerica.
20:20:48: <RogueSymmy> 12Counter
20:20:50: <RogueSymmy> 12Take the full hit.
20:20:50: <DMSwordfag> 4He rides his Katana at MAXIMUM SPEEDS.
20:20:53: <PriestClerica> 6Why even bother countering?
20:20:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Uh.
20:20:56: <PriestClerica> 6Or DO THAT
20:20:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3counter
20:20:58: <PriestClerica> 6DO THAT
20:20:58: <DMSwordfag> 4I'm actually going to ALLO that.
20:21:00: <DuelistDragas> "It was nice knowing you, clerica."
20:21:00: <PriestClerica> 6YES DO THAT
20:21:07: <DMSwordfag> 4You rolled 6.
20:21:09: <DMSwordfag> 4So yes.
20:21:10: <DMSwordfag> 4I'll allo that.
20:21:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wow.
20:21:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica closes her eyes, getting ready for her demise.
20:21:18: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm almost dead anyway, been a pleasure adventuring with you."
20:21:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Dem rolls
20:21:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Weeelp."
20:21:29: <DMSwordfag> 4However, Symmy HEROICALLY JUMPS INFRONT OF THE ATTACK.
20:21:32: <DMSwordfag> 4He is impaled TO THE WALL.
20:21:36: <DMSwordfag> 4And dies instantly.
20:21:38: <PriestClerica> 6"...gah!?"
20:21:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3;_;7
20:21:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...cool."
20:21:43: <PriestClerica> 6"Symmy!"
20:21:45: <DuelistDragas> "Ta symmy. I hope our wits will clench in battle on hell!"
20:21:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel leaps off the Katana, pulling it off Symmy's body.
20:21:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
20:21:55: <PriestClerica> 6"YOU KILLED HIM!"
20:22:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3"No!"
20:22:08: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is not overly bothered about the death of the rogue.
20:22:24: <PriestClerica> 6STR roll, pick up my staff and whack him in the balls with it
20:22:31: <DMSwordfag> 4 27.
20:22:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling AGI counter.
20:22:37: <DMSwordfag> 4 78
20:22:38: <DMSwordfag> 4HAH
20:22:41: <DMSwordfag> 4You're angry.
20:22:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Physical combat isn't even your SPECIALTY.
20:22:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5umad?
20:22:50: <DMSwordfag> 4But.
20:22:52: <DMSwordfag> 4You don't give a fuck.
20:22:57: <DMSwordfag> 4You run up to this little overdressed cunt.
20:23:01: <DMSwordfag> 4And SMACK HIM ON THE NUTS.
20:23:03: <DMSwordfag> 4STUNNING HIM.
20:23:07: <DMSwordfag> 4AND GIVING IM HP damage.
20:23:09: <DMSwordfag> 4"Ghk-"
20:23:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden's turn.
20:23:48: <ArdenVanguard> 3Charge roll
20:23:53: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Lets do this."
20:23:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 77.
20:23:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel does not counter.
20:24:00: <DMSwordfag> 4You graze him to the side.
20:24:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Not a lot of damage.
20:24:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel's turn.
20:24:16: <DMSwordfag> 4Skipped due to STUN.
20:24:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccobu's turn.
20:24:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, yell 'FUCK YOUUUUU' at an incredibly high pitch
20:24:43: <DMSwordfag> 4-27-.
20:24:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You pop one of his eardrums alright.
20:24:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Can I get my -10?
20:24:56: <DMSwordfag> 4YES
20:24:56: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU
20:24:57: <DMSwordfag> 4CAN.
20:24:58: <DMSwordfag> 4 17.
20:25:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Coolio.
20:25:06: <DMSwordfag> 4And you also desorient him.
20:25:09: <DMSwordfag> 4causing him to lose YET another turn.
20:25:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Dragas turn.
20:25:30: <PriestClerica> 6"Dragas, end this stupid fuck."
20:25:34: <DuelistDragas> Hmm..
20:25:44: <DuelistDragas> "Like with the dragon, or in more stylish way?"
20:25:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You should summon up a secret ingredient."
20:26:10: <DuelistDragas> "..Symmy?"
20:26:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
20:26:48: <DuelistDragas> Fine. Use the dimensional fissure card!
20:26:49: <PriestClerica> 6"Symmy's pretty dead."
20:26:54: <DMSwordfag> 4What does that tdo?
20:26:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"No biggie."
20:27:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Best tell me, because you just got a 6.
20:27:18: <DuelistDragas> Basically fissure, but causes the target to get discarded from play.
20:27:26: <DuelistDragas> Basically no return.
20:27:26: <DMSwordfag> 4So...an instakill spell?
20:27:26: <PriestClerica> 6AKA
20:27:29: <DuelistDragas> Yeah.
20:27:40: <PriestClerica> 6...yep.
20:27:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel still has plenty of HP, though.
20:27:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Not anymore he doesn't!
20:27:55: <RogueSymmy> 12That would be more of a finisher.
20:28:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Hmm.
20:28:06: <DMSwordfag> 4I have an idea.
20:28:12: <DMSwordfag> 4You get tired of this CUNT.
20:28:13: <DuelistDragas> >"I'll be back!"
20:28:19: <DMSwordfag> 4You rip open a DIMENSIONAL FISSURE
20:28:21: <RogueSymmy> 12>This isn't even my final form
20:28:24: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel tries to scramble away-
20:28:30: <DMSwordfag> 4But it catches his arm.
20:28:37: <DMSwordfag> 4He latches on the ground with his other hand...
20:28:40: <DMSwordfag> 4And the fissure closes.
20:28:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel has LOST his right arm.
20:28:53: <DMSwordfag> 4And is taking SEVERE Bleeding damage.
20:29:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hah. Coolio."
20:29:08: <RogueSymmy> 12(We still have about 3 phoenix downs with mine, right DM?)
20:29:13: <PriestClerica> 6(Yep.)
20:29:14: <DMSwordfag> 4(Yep.)
20:29:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Yep.)
20:29:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Yep.)mind
20:29:26: <DMSwordfag> 4He afalls to one knee. He is pretty injuried now.
20:29:27: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmys turn.
20:29:40: <DMSwordfag> 4HAHA
20:29:42: <RogueSymmy> 12...
20:29:43: <DMSwordfag> 4JUST KIDDING
20:29:43: <DMSwordfag> 4DEAD
20:29:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
20:30:06: <PriestClerica> 6STR Roll, impale him with my staff.
20:30:12: <DMSwordfag> 4 32.
20:30:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel attempts a res counter..
20:30:18: <PriestClerica> 6Yeah.
20:30:23: <DMSwordfag> 4 21 - 6.
20:30:24: <PriestClerica> 6Galo sengan.
20:30:25: <DMSwordfag> 4 15.
20:30:27: DuelistDragas puts on his shades
20:30:32: <DMSwordfag> 4HE PUFFS UP HIS CHEST
20:30:38: <DMSwordfag> 4HIS NIPPLES ARE MADE OF DIAMOND.
20:30:44: <DMSwordfag> 4You smack the staff against his chest...but you can't pierce.
20:30:49: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah!"
20:30:54: <DMSwordfag> 4And now.
20:30:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"The nipples are now diamonds!"
20:30:56: <PriestClerica> 6"You cheesy son of a faggot!"
20:30:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Shit gets bad.
20:31:05: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is on a horse. In her mind anyway.
20:31:08: <DMSwordfag> 4He pushes himself up, holding the blade with his only hand.
20:31:15: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN DOVEL TRIGGER.
20:31:22: <ArdenVanguard> 3Counter
20:31:24: <PriestClerica> 6AGI roll, throw the staff at his balls
20:31:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Actually
20:31:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3Shield slam!
20:31:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5He loses a turn
20:31:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 48.
20:31:34: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING COUNTER
20:31:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I made him lose another turn didn't I?
20:31:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes.
20:31:50: <DMSwordfag> 4But the 15 res fixed that.
20:31:52: <DuelistDragas> I think he was meant to go after me.
20:31:54: <DuelistDragas> Oh.
20:32:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Bullshit
20:32:10: <DMSwordfag> 4It's a 15 on a Res roll.
20:32:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Recovery is valued on it.
20:32:28: <PriestClerica> 6Continue...
20:32:37: <DMSwordfag> 4And thee coutner was...
20:32:38: <DMSwordfag> 4 90.
20:32:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Welp.
20:32:47: <ArdenVanguard> 3Ho well.
20:32:52: <DuelistDragas> "well played, arden. Should I summon you a new spear?"
20:32:58: <DMSwordfag> 4You try to get close enough to charge, but the Cliché must be done.
20:33:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel is now in DOVEL TRIGGER.
20:33:16: <DMSwordfag> 4And gets a -10 bonus to all his rolls.
20:33:22: <DMSwordfag> 4He also loses a fraction of HP per turn.
20:33:24: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Might help, yeah."
20:33:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden's turn.
20:34:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3Strength roll stab him with the spear.
20:34:15: <DMSwordfag> 4 47.
20:34:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan AGI counter.
20:34:24: <DMSwordfag> 4HAH
20:34:24: <DMSwordfag> 4 86
20:34:31: <ArdenVanguard> 3HA WAAW
20:34:32: <DMSwordfag> 4You stab him through the chest with your spear.
20:34:43: <DMSwordfag> 4He staggers back, the spear now stuck on him.
20:34:49: <DMSwordfag> 4He is now NEAR DEATH.
20:34:55: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus' turn.
20:34:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>near death
20:34:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Awww yeah.
20:35:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, mindfuck him.
20:35:15: <DMSwordfag> 4 44.
20:35:16: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling RES.
20:35:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I've been waiting to use that pun for a while now
20:35:17: PriestClerica 6checks out Symmy's corpse
20:35:21: <DMSwordfag> 4 93.
20:35:22: <DMSwordfag> 4-10.
20:35:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Teehee
20:35:26: <ArdenVanguard> 3HUE
20:35:29: <PriestClerica> 6Hahah
20:35:29: <DMSwordfag> 4- Whatever his res it?
20:35:31: <DMSwordfag> 4NOT
20:35:31: <DMSwordfag> 4=?
20:35:32: <DMSwordfag> 4ENOUGH
20:35:39: <DMSwordfag> 4You MINDFUCK HIM IN EVERY ORIFICE.
20:35:51: <DMSwordfag> 4he falls down to his knees, and his head shortly explodes.
20:35:53: <DMSwordfag> 4BOSS
20:35:55: <DMSwordfag> 4DEFEATED.
20:36:00: <DMSwordfag> 4GRAND ACT COMPLETED.
20:36:01: <DMSwordfag> 4+10 XP TO EVERYONE.
20:36:03: <DMSwordfag> 4LEVEL UPS ALL AROUND.
20:36:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
20:36:13: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5acquires an after mindsex cigarette somehow.
20:36:13: ArdenVanguard 3throws a phoenix down on Symmy
20:36:15: <Melibar> 10(I'm missing the levels ;_;)
20:36:17: <PriestClerica> 6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuB1S_avUWw
20:36:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy is revived with minimal health, and heavy fatigue.
20:36:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You now have two phoenix downs.
20:36:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAndtPjTHfg
20:36:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Please allocate your new level up stats.
20:36:56: <PriestClerica> 6 5 points as usual
20:37:35: <DMSwordfag> 4Vorgel's battered body lies on the square. The Magical barrier is gone.
20:38:09: <DuelistDragas> Roll blank card to seal away that katana into a card.
20:38:12: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Done)
20:38:22: <ArdenVanguard> 3Lootan time?
20:38:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Annnd I'm spent!"
20:38:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3What we get?
20:38:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hah, just kidding."
20:38:30: <DuelistDragas> "My katana!'
20:38:46: <RogueSymmy> 12"Huh."
20:38:47: <RogueSymmy> 12"Oh."
20:38:51: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hello again."
20:38:56: <RogueSymmy> 12"I see you beat him."
20:39:10: <DuelistDragas> "You should have seen my dimensional fissure!"
20:39:27: <DuelistDragas> "It was /glorious/"
20:40:19: <PriestClerica> 6"It ripped off his arm, yeah, it was kinda neat."
20:40:23: <PriestClerica> 6"You alright, there?"
20:40:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You missed me mindfuck him to death too!"
20:40:38: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm glad I did."
20:40:49: ArdenVanguard 3goes and picks up his spear from the dead corpse.
20:40:52: <PriestClerica> 6"Come on now."
20:40:55: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, no we have no way of knowing what he would've told us."
20:41:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Least that's over with."
20:41:05: PriestClerica 6helps Symmy up
20:41:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Actually, I did just run rampant through his mind."
20:41:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"T-thanks.."
20:41:22: RogueSymmy 12Yawns...
20:41:29: <DuelistDragas> Roll blank card to seal away that katana into a card.
20:41:32: <DuelistDragas> Do eet
20:41:46: <DMSwordfag> 4 72.
20:41:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You...make acard with a katana.
20:41:51: <RogueSymmy> 12Sword.
20:42:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3Any more loot from him?
20:42:03: <RogueSymmy> 12..You got that pastebin link?
20:42:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wis roll, try and recall any information I might've seen when I was fucking the guy's mind brutally
20:42:19: <DMSwordfag> 4...Yep.
20:42:20: <DMSwordfag> 4just one thing.
20:42:22: <DMSwordfag> 4HANG ON
20:42:30: <DMSwordfag> 4 48 on secret roll.
20:42:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Something goes wrong on your enchantment, Dragas.
20:42:38: <DuelistDragas> MORE BATTLES!
20:42:47: <DMSwordfag> 4-YOU are binded to the card.
20:42:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Not the Katana.
20:42:58: <DuelistDragas> So I die?
20:43:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5It's like one of my Yu-Gi-Oh animes!
20:43:07: <DMSwordfag> 4No.
20:43:08: <DuelistDragas> ^
20:43:12: <DMSwordfag> 4You're just binded to the card.
20:43:24: RogueSymmy 12Grabs the card.
20:43:29: <RogueSymmy> 12"Don't worry, I got you."
20:43:38: <DuelistDragas> "H-Hey! B-Baka! Don't rip me!"
20:43:43: <RogueSymmy> 12"How do I use this?"
20:44:02: <DuelistDragas> "W-Well I just channel my energy through it."
20:44:21: <RogueSymmy> 12"I don't think I'm capable of such sorcery."
20:44:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We could totally rip him in half."
20:44:29: <RogueSymmy> 12"Priest, can you come here for a second?"
20:44:35: <PriestClerica> 6"...Uh, sure."
20:44:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Can I have my Wis roll now?
20:44:44: PriestClerica 6checks out the man-in-a-card
20:44:45: <DMSwordfag> 4And rollan wIS
20:44:47: <DMSwordfag> 4For Bro
20:44:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Coolio
20:44:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 29.
20:44:54: <RogueSymmy> 12"Try getting him out."
20:44:54: <DMSwordfag> 4You get something alright.
20:45:09: <DMSwordfag> 4You remember images of the Dragon, a massive fort in a mountain range.
20:45:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Some dude in a red coat being annoying as FUCK.
20:45:24: <RogueSymmy> 12"I don't think I'm capable of any wizardy."
20:45:36: <DMSwordfag> 4And that's about it.
20:45:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well I can remember a few things when I was rolling around in his mind."
20:46:01: <PriestClerica> 6"...fine."
20:46:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I saw the dragon we pissed off, some hugeass fort in some mountains, an absolute faggot in a red coat..."
20:46:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And I found it I'm a great fuck."
20:46:26: <PriestClerica> 6Holy roll, EXORCISE THE SPIRIT OF DRAGAS FROM THE CARD AND BACK TO US!"
20:46:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 58.
20:46:33: <DMSwordfag> 4You do that but..
20:46:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Something goes HORRIBLY WRONG.
20:46:39: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Yay!
20:46:42: <DMSwordfag> 4You are binded to the card aswell.
20:46:46: <DMSwordfag> 4You don't konw why.
20:47:02: <DuelistDragas> "Oh! Hey!"
20:47:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Cool."
20:47:06: <DMSwordfag> 4You and Dragas are now BINDED to a children's card.
20:47:10: <DuelistDragas> Roll wis to understand how did that happened.
20:47:13: <PriestClerica> 6"Gaaah!"
20:47:16: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
20:47:17: <PriestClerica> 6"What is this thing!?"
20:47:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 45.
20:47:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You assume someone sabotaged your deck ,Dragas
20:47:27: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5takes the card. And puts it down her cleavage.
20:47:27: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to question the man in red if he has something to do with it.
20:47:33: <DuelistDragas> "Dickelberg!"
20:47:37: <DMSwordfag> 4.What man in red?
20:47:39: <DMSwordfag> 4There's no man in red.
20:47:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5...what man in red?
20:47:44: <RogueSymmy> 12Some dude in a red coat being annoying as FUCK.
20:47:47: <DMSwordfag> 4...
20:47:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Thats what Broccubus REMEMBERED.
20:47:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That's a memory you faggot
20:47:54: <DMSwordfag> 4on Vorgel's mind.
20:47:55: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh.
20:47:55: <DuelistDragas> Thats a memory
20:47:56: <DuelistDragas> IDIOT
20:48:15: <PriestClerica> 6(Can we see or feel anything in the card?)
20:48:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We should go find the priest. Then we can get a REAL priest to get them out."
20:48:25: <DMSwordfag> 4(It's jut a white void.)
20:48:28: <PriestClerica> 6(Like, can we see outside and speak or are we limited to the card)
20:48:31: <PriestClerica> 6(Aw.)
20:48:34: <DMSwordfag> 4(You can speak.)
20:48:37: <DMSwordfag> 4(And see outside, yes.)
20:48:48: <DuelistDragas> "Hmm.. Lets see.."
20:48:55: <PriestClerica> 6"...Are we in slut's cleavage?"
20:49:01: <DuelistDragas> Can i try using the card?
20:49:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"No, you're IN the card, Clerica."
20:49:09: <DuelistDragas> As in to break us free?
20:49:22: <PriestClerica> 6"I mean, yeah, did you put the card in your /cleavage/!?"
20:49:23: <DMSwordfag> 4You can try.
20:49:25: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes.
20:49:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"For safe keeping.2
20:49:43: <PriestClerica> 6"That's not safe, every man in the neighborhood has full access to it if they ask!"
20:49:45: <DuelistDragas> "You still owe me that blowjob!"
20:50:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...good point."
20:50:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"We should probably head to the inn after this long battle."
20:50:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can put it somewhere safer if you want."
20:50:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"And find a way to get those 2 out of the card."
20:50:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yeah - let's do that."
20:50:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I'll hang on to it."
20:50:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You'll have to get grab it then, Arden!"
20:50:30: <RogueSymmy> 12"We can finally visit that priest, broccubus."
20:50:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Fuck yeah."
20:50:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"That might work."
20:50:52: <DuelistDragas> "Yay!"
20:51:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Let's go!"
20:51:08: RogueSymmy 12Heads to the church.
20:51:16: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy heads to the chucrh.
20:51:22: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5skips merrily over to the church, the card safely nestled between her breasts.
20:51:23: <DuelistDragas> "Afterwards, lets get back to that village and kill that gypsy who sold me these cards!"
20:51:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Or you can get a refund?"
20:51:42: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I think something is going wrong."
20:51:53: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Because everything seems to be messing up."
20:51:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Not just the cards."
20:51:58: RogueSymmy 12Knocks on the door.
20:52:02: <DuelistDragas> "Do I look like a guy that needs a fucking refund?"
20:52:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"That's magic for you."
20:52:14: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest opens up.
20:52:15: <DMSwordfag> 4"Yes?"
20:52:18: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hello."
20:52:22: <DuelistDragas> "I would rather scare the fuck out of her and have her head on my wall of achievements!"
20:52:25: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5begins blushing intensely.
20:52:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"Remember us?"
20:52:38: <DMSwordfag> 4"Of course."
20:52:39: <RogueSymmy> 12"We were here this morning, we managed to fix your town and you healed our friend."
20:52:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3"We need some help."
20:52:50: <DMSwordfag> 4"On what?"
20:52:53: <DuelistDragas> Wait wait
20:52:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"The problem is right between my breasts."
20:53:00: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Our friends are stuck in this card.
20:53:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3"
20:53:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"We were wondering if you can take a look at this card."
20:53:02: <DuelistDragas> what if the priest rolls a 100
20:53:06: <DMSwordfag> 4"...I see."
20:53:09: <DuelistDragas> Will he be stuck with us or will we be free?"
20:53:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Then everyone wins
20:53:15: <DMSwordfag> 4"Give it to me.
20:53:16: RogueSymmy 12Hands the card to the priest.
20:53:17: ArdenVanguard 3pulls the card out of Bros breasts.
20:53:18: DMSwordfag 4holds his hand out
20:53:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Here."
20:53:27: <DMSwordfag> 4"Hmm.."
20:53:29: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5was just fondled by two party members.
20:53:29: <PriestClerica> 6(You guys are so little fun)
20:53:30: <DuelistDragas> "Uuh.. Guys.. I'm not sure about this.."
20:53:33: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Be careful, magic seems to be messing up."
20:53:35: <DMSwordfag> 4"I'm not an expert on this kind of magic,but I can try."
20:53:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...okay then."
20:53:38: DMSwordfag 4nods at them.
20:53:45: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest hovers one hand over the card.
20:53:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Priest rolls a 12.
20:53:58: <DMSwordfag> 4And the counter is...
20:54:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Drum roll
20:54:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy walks up to the Priest, asking him about bananas.
20:54:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest ignores him, and dispels the effect on the card.
20:54:34: <RogueSymmy> 12The fuck?
20:54:34: <DuelistDragas> "..Dude"
20:54:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica and Dragas are now free.
20:54:42: <PriestClerica> 6"Yayyy!"
20:54:46: <DuelistDragas> "Whee!"
20:54:52: DuelistDragas hugs clerica
20:54:54: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Good."
20:54:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, priest! You are such a great man!"
20:55:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Priest confirmed for MvP.
20:55:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"What did the inside of that card feel like?"
20:55:06: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Thank you Priest."
20:55:07: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5jumps at the priest and hugs him.
20:55:24: <DuelistDragas> "It made me realize how powerful are they."
20:55:24: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest returns the Gesture.
20:55:27: <DMSwordfag> 4"You're welcome, you're welcome."
20:55:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Let me thank you! Please! Anything you want!"
20:55:45: <DMSwordfag> 4"Well...I do need the floor cleaned.."
20:55:46: <DuelistDragas> "I mean I never even knew that I just scratched my potential!"
20:55:52: PriestClerica 6mumbles "more like anything /she/ wants..."
20:55:53: <DMSwordfag> 4"...And someone to cook my supper."
20:56:06: DuelistDragas laughs
20:56:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can do that."
20:56:21: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest nods curtly.
20:56:26: <DMSwordfag> 4"Anything else you children want?"
20:56:38: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I think we're good."
20:56:39: <PriestClerica> 6"...hm..."
20:56:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"Could you take a look at my condition?"
20:56:43: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5thinks of some naughty things.
20:56:47: <RogueSymmy> 12"I got stabbed through with a katana."
20:57:02: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's nothing much, but there's a bit of the wound left."
20:57:10: <DMSwordfag> 4"I can."
20:57:12: <PriestClerica> 6"I could probably heal that."
20:57:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"Lay down, child."
20:57:20: <DuelistDragas> "I would want you to dispell this bad luck from our party."
20:57:20: <RogueSymmy> 12"Uh.."
20:57:25: <DuelistDragas> "It seems to be fucking our magic up."
20:57:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"Alright.."
20:57:31: RogueSymmy 12Lays down...?
20:57:34: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest frowns.
20:57:41: <DMSwordfag> 4"I see no cloud of curses upon any of you."
20:57:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling heal
20:57:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Be quiet, Clerica - let the handsome man do his work."
20:57:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 42.
20:57:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You are moderately healed. You're fine. Wanker.
20:58:00: RogueSymmy 12Thanks the priest.
20:58:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"Thanks, you've really helped our party a lot."
20:58:09: <DuelistDragas> "Eh? Then what is fucking up our magic?"
20:58:15: <RogueSymmy> 12"How can we return the favor?"
20:58:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hmm..."
20:58:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can think of a few ways."
20:58:33: <DMSwordfag> 4The man shrugs
20:58:33: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5grins mischievously at the priest.
20:58:35: <DMSwordfag> 4"I don't know."
20:58:40: <DMSwordfag> 4"And it is my job to help you."
20:58:52: <RogueSymmy> 12"Yes, and you've done your job perfectly fine."
20:59:01: <DMSwordfag> 4"A reward is not needed."
20:59:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I need some help. I have a strange feeling between my legs."
20:59:13: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING TO EXORCISE BROCCUBUS VAGINA.
20:59:13: <PriestClerica> 6"...'
20:59:17: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh god
20:59:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh Lord.
20:59:21: <RogueSymmy> 12Combo with the priest
20:59:23: <DuelistDragas> OH SHIT!
20:59:25: <DMSwordfag> 4 31.
20:59:27: <DMSwordfag> 4Comboing.
20:59:31: <PriestClerica> 6"exorcise"
20:59:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 42.
20:59:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Everyone get out of my vagina
20:59:37: <RogueSymmy> 12Use Charisma.
20:59:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus feels..Purer, somehow.
21:00:00: <Brokyrie_of_ASStora> 5"What."
21:00:00: <DMSwordfag> 4She isn't quite the horny slut anymore.
21:00:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"Thank you once again."
21:00:08: <DMSwordfag> 4Although she is still a succubus.
21:00:10: <DMSwordfag> 4"Is it fixed?"
21:00:19: <Brokyrie_of_ASStora> 5You're no fun, Fag!
21:00:19: <PriestClerica> 6"I... think she meant..."
21:00:24: PriestClerica 6whispers to the priest
21:00:25: <DMSwordfag> 4HUE
21:00:27: <Brokyrie_of_ASStora> 5"Yes. Thank you."
21:00:32: DMSwordfag 4yes Clerica.
21:00:40: <RogueSymmy> 12"What is it, Priestess?"
21:00:41: Brokyrie_of_ASStora 5bows courteously.
21:01:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You okay?"
21:01:15: DuelistDragas sighs
21:01:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's check out on the Merchant now."
21:01:20: <DMSwordfag> 4The priest nods at Clerica.
21:01:21: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's about time we finish this quest."
21:01:23: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Right."
21:01:25: <DuelistDragas> "Priest, Will I be able to stay with you for now?"
21:01:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Also, the party would be rather EXHAUSTE.
21:01:30: <DMSwordfag> 4From figthing a boss.
21:01:36: ArdenVanguard 3walks out
21:02:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Right..."
21:02:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Goodnight, Priest."
21:02:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's head to the inn for the night?"
21:02:22: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5curtsies once more and heads out toward the inn.
21:02:26: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Suppose so."
21:02:36: ArdenVanguard 3walks towards the inn.
21:02:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Inn?
21:02:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Alright.
21:02:48: <DMSwordfag> 4The party heads to the inn.
21:02:50: DuelistDragas falls asleep midway
21:02:51: <DMSwordfag> 4There are a few figures around.
21:02:55: PriestClerica 6skips away from the inn
21:02:57: <PriestClerica> 6er
21:03:04: PriestClerica 6skips away from the church
21:03:16: ArdenVanguard 3picks up the sleeping Dragas.
21:03:20: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
21:03:28: ArdenVanguard 3walks into the inn
21:03:43: <DMSwordfag> 4An Archer with a blue-ish coat and a missing eye, a knight with a jetpack drinking an energy drink, and a loli black cleric drinking two bottles of mead.
21:03:59: <PriestClerica> 6"Wow, there is always such a crowd here."
21:04:00: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Hue)
21:04:02: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll CHA to walk up to the loli and buy her a drink.
21:04:09: <DMSwordfag> 4 88.
21:04:10: <RogueSymmy> 12(I got this.)
21:04:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling Counter.
21:04:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hue.
21:04:16: <RogueSymmy> 12(Never mi-)
21:04:19: <DMSwordfag> 4 3.
21:04:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Screnshotted.
21:04:23: <RogueSymmy> 12>3
21:04:26: <DMSwordfag> 4The Loli slaps you on the face.
21:04:29: <DMSwordfag> 4"PERVERT."
21:04:32: <DMSwordfag> 4"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?"{
21:04:37: <DMSwordfag> 4She pushes you to the ground and mounts you.
21:04:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Come on Symmy."
21:04:42: <RogueSymmy> 12"What's wrong with buying a drink for a fine little la-"
21:04:44: <DMSwordfag> 4And then shoves a bottle of mead up your ass.
21:04:45: <PriestClerica> 6"Gyah!??!"
21:04:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>mounts
21:04:49: <DMSwordfag> 4"PEDOPHILE!"
21:04:50: <RogueSymmy> 12What the fuck mate.
21:04:54: <DMSwordfag> 4She slaps Symmy and walks off.
21:05:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please would you stop this inappropriate conduct right now!"
21:05:05: <PriestClerica> 6"...Wow... Very fiesty."
21:05:15: <DMSwordfag> 4The inn doesn't even seem to mind this display.
21:05:18: <DMSwordfag> 4It must be quite common.
21:05:20: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yes will need a room with four beds."
21:05:25: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is very embarrassed to have seen such a display.
21:05:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Not to say I wouldn't react almost the same way."
21:05:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5...don't we own a house here?
21:05:38: RogueSymmy 12Pulls the bottle out.
21:05:39: <PriestClerica> 6"What's gotten into you, Broccubus?"
21:05:39: <RogueSymmy> 12Right..
21:05:43: <DMSwordfag> 4"That'll be 40 Gold,Vanguard."
21:05:47: <RogueSymmy> 12"You seem a bit different, broccubus."
21:05:48: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Do we still?"
21:05:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Nothing."
21:06:00: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5looks incredibly sad for a brief moment.
21:06:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Did we get our houses back?"
21:06:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I never asked..."
21:06:11: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Your houses?"
21:06:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"Oh...yes.."
21:06:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"...I suppose, if they were rebuilt, yes."
21:06:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh, all right, never mind then."
21:06:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well let us retire to our houses then."
21:07:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Where did Dragas live?"
21:07:17: RogueSymmy 12Glares at the broccubus
21:07:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Where will you be staying, rogue? I do believe you don't live here."
21:07:21: ArdenVanguard 3walks out of the inn.
21:07:23: <RogueSymmy> 12"Are you sure you're ok?"
21:07:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm fine, thank you."
21:07:39: <RogueSymmy> 12"That's pleasant to hear."
21:07:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Oh yeah, you need a place, don't you Symmy."
21:07:49: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'll find a place."
21:07:51: <RogueSymmy> 12"No need to worry."
21:07:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You are welcome to sleep in my house."
21:08:09: ArdenVanguard 3wonders off to find Dragas' house
21:08:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, sure, I guess I can't turn down a kind offer like that."
21:08:44: <RogueSymmy> 12(Is the quest complete, DM?)
21:08:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well then, come along now."
21:08:46: PriestClerica 6rolls her eyes.
21:08:51: <DMSwordfag> 4(The quest was completed ages ago.)
21:08:54: PriestClerica 6then heads off to her house
21:08:56: <DMSwordfag> 4(You have no current quest.)
21:09:01: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5leads the rogue off to her house.
21:09:03: <RogueSymmy> 12(All I needed to know)
21:09:05: <DMSwordfag> 4(Also, im disspointed in all of you.)
21:09:10: <DMSwordfag> 4(>no one looted Vorgel's coat.)
21:09:18: <ArdenVanguard> 3I said loot like three times
21:09:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Why would we do a thing like that?)
21:09:23: <RogueSymmy> 12Vanguard looted it
21:09:24: <RogueSymmy> 12DM
21:09:28: Almast loots vorgels coat
21:09:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh, he did?
21:09:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Alright.
21:09:46: <RogueSymmy> 12Yeah, he said it about twice.
21:09:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Three times
21:09:56: <DMSwordfag> 4Well, giving stats now.
21:10:17: <DMSwordfag> 4- 3 To AGI and CHA related rolls.
21:10:26: <RogueSymmy> 12I'll take that one.
21:10:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5No, I'LL take that one
21:10:41: <RogueSymmy> 12No, I'LL TAKE that one.
21:10:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh, you got me there
21:10:47: <DMSwordfag> 4It'll replace your Skympy outfit if yo udo.
21:10:50: <RogueSymmy> 12Heh.
21:10:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
21:10:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy gets VORGEL'S COAT?
21:11:03: <RogueSymmy> 12Hell yeah!
21:11:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Actually, good point about my outfit
21:11:35: ArdenVanguard 3Dumps Dragas' at his house.
21:11:36: <RogueSymmy> 12>Equip Vorgel's Coat
21:11:42: <RogueSymmy> 12>Dumps
21:11:48: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is outright horrified to find what she is wearing. This certainly will have to change tommorow.
21:11:48: <RogueSymmy> 12When were you two in such a relationship ;_;?
21:12:03: <ArdenVanguard> 3He feel asleep and I took him home?
21:12:08: <DMSwordfag> 4o, the party goes to sleep?
21:12:14: <RogueSymmy> 12..Yeah. You took him home while he's asleep.
21:12:18: <ArdenVanguard> 3And I dumped him at his house?
21:12:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can sleep in my bed, rogue. I will sleep downstairs."
21:12:28: <RogueSymmy> 12"No, it's fine."
21:12:31: ArdenVanguard 3heads back to his house.
21:12:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'll find a corner somewhere."
21:12:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I insist. You are the guest."
21:12:38: <ArdenVanguard> 3Any more loot?
21:12:43: <DMSwordfag> 4On Vorgel?
21:12:46: <DMSwordfag> 4Apart from his Katana, that was carded, no.
21:12:49: <ArdenVanguard> 3Yeah.
21:12:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3K.
21:13:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"You don't have to force yourself, just accepting me under this roof for the night is fine with me"
21:13:12: <PriestClerica> 6>Broccubus not leaping on somebody's dick
21:13:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"As you wish then. Good night."
21:13:18: <PriestClerica> 6WHAT ALTERNATE DIMENSION IS THIS
21:13:19: <DMSwordfag> 4The part ysleeps.
21:13:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"Night."
21:13:30: <ArdenVanguard> 3She's not a slut any more.
21:13:32: <DMSwordfag> 4And they wake up..
21:13:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You monsters, you just had to exorcise my vagina
21:13:36: <DMSwordfag> 4And Symmy's coat is missing.
21:13:40: <RogueSymmy> 12What.
21:13:42: <RogueSymmy> 12The
21:13:42: <DMSwordfag> 4GET FUCKED
21:13:44: <RogueSymmy> 12Fuck.
21:13:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hue.
21:14:13: PriestClerica 6leaps out of /her/ bed in /her/ house, which for some reason a 12-year-old girl owns
21:14:15: <RogueSymmy> 12"brrr.."
21:14:20: RogueSymmy 12Wakes up..
21:14:29: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5walks downstairs, feeling refreshed.
21:14:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Good morning, rogue."
21:14:36: ArdenVanguard 3gets out of his bed, and gathers everything up.
21:14:37: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm freeezzzzii-"
21:14:43: <RogueSymmy> 12"Good morning, how did your sleep go?"
21:14:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Fine, thank you. What happened to your coat?"
21:15:03: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
21:15:03: PriestClerica 6leaves her 12-year-old house and walks outside
21:15:08: <RogueSymmy> 12"It magically dissappeared."
21:15:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus and Symmy hear a small clank inside the house.
21:15:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Most peculiar."
21:15:28: <RogueSymmy> 12>Investigate it
21:15:29: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5raises an eyebrow.
21:15:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5tails after the rogue.
21:15:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy investigates.
21:15:39: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll AGI to storm in
21:15:42: <RogueSymmy> 12And see the intruder.
21:15:44: <DMSwordfag> 4 95.
21:15:45: <RogueSymmy> 12Or what caused this
21:15:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You run into a wall and break your nose.
21:15:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh you fucker
21:16:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please do mind the walls."
21:16:00: <RogueSymmy> 12"Gah."
21:16:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, at least the wall is fine."
21:16:09: ArdenVanguard 3walks out of his house
21:16:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hello? Anybody out there?"
21:16:32: PriestClerica 6hears the thud from outside
21:16:49: <RogueSymmy> 12My current hp, DM?
21:16:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Is Broccubus still investigating?
21:16:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Yeah
21:16:56: <DMSwordfag> 4And you're at full HP, symmy.
21:17:01: <RogueSymmy> 12Good.
21:17:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus walks into the kitchen.
21:17:08: <DMSwordfag> 4And sees someone with the coat admiring a fine bowl.
21:17:14: RogueSymmy 12Follows.
21:17:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Can I help you?"
21:17:20: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hey, what i-"
21:17:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"What..What is that?"
21:17:27: ThiefArco turns, surprised to face them
21:17:41: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI Roll, trip the thief and get my coat back.
21:17:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"May I have my bowl back, please."
21:17:49: <ThiefArco> Counter
21:17:50: <DMSwordfag> 4You charge at the thief.
21:17:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling counter.
21:17:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 75.
21:18:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 74-3
21:18:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 71.
21:18:02: <RogueSymmy> 12Wow.
21:18:04: <DMSwordfag> 4How do you wish to counter?
21:18:10: <ThiefArco> Slide around him
21:18:15: <DMSwordfag> 4You do just that.
21:18:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please stop fighting!"
21:18:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"Nice reflexes you have there, thief."
21:18:40: ThiefArco stares him down
21:18:46: <RogueSymmy> 12"I almost got you though, now put my coat down."
21:18:57: <ThiefArco> "I rather like this coat, so no."
21:18:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And the bowl please."
21:19:02: PriestClerica 6stands outside the house, wondering what is taking them so long
21:19:05: <ThiefArco> "I need the bowl."
21:19:15: <PriestClerica> 6"You two, stop having seconds and get out here!"
21:19:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I would very much like to have my bowl, please."
21:19:24: <RogueSymmy> 12"And the coat."
21:19:25: <ThiefArco> "I'll sell you this bowl."
21:19:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, make big doey eyes at him.
21:19:43: <DMSwordfag> 4 42.
21:19:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Checking for will.
21:19:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5-2
21:20:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I have 11 Cha
21:20:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes, -2.
21:20:04: <DMSwordfag> 4I know.
21:20:09: <DMSwordfag> 4 23.
21:20:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Good
21:20:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Motherfucker!
21:20:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco is unphased by your shit.
21:20:23: <ThiefArco> "..."
21:20:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please?"
21:20:39: <ThiefArco> "I'll be going now, I have a Macguffin to find."
21:20:44: ThiefArco attempts to abscond
21:20:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh. Okay. Goodbye."
21:20:55: ThiefArco takes his bowl
21:20:59: <RogueSymmy> 12".."
21:21:02: <RogueSymmy> 12"My coat."
21:21:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"Now."
21:21:07: <ThiefArco> "Is now mine."
21:21:11: <ThiefArco> "Welcome to my world."
21:21:26: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll Agi to chase the thief and get my coat back.
21:21:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>/v/RP - coat wars
21:21:37: <DMSwordfag> 4 94.
21:21:40: <DMSwordfag> 4You run into a wall again.
21:21:42: <RogueSymmy> 12You're not having that coat, motherfucker.
21:21:46: ThiefArco throws the bowl at him
21:21:50: <RogueSymmy> 12"Alright, maybe you are."
21:21:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please do mind the walls."
21:21:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Agi roll, catch that bowl
21:21:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 63.
21:21:56: <DMSwordfag> 4The bown hits his head.
21:21:57: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'm trying."
21:21:59: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING COUTNER
21:22:04: <DMSwordfag> 4 32
21:22:07: <DMSwordfag> 4You skillfully catch the bowl.
21:22:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Thank you."
21:22:18: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5bows to the thief politely.
21:22:22: <RogueSymmy> 12"Thanks for that."
21:22:47: <RogueSymmy> 12(Is the thief gone?)
21:22:48: <PriestClerica> 6This is like the /most/ calm and formal break-in I've ever seen
21:23:21: ThiefArco rummages through the cabinets for more bowls.
21:23:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You've ruined me with your exorcism
21:24:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Please stop that."
21:24:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"Are we just going to let him do that?"
21:24:08: <DMSwordfag> 4It just made you slightly purer, faggot.
21:24:13: <DMSwordfag> 4You're not a white knight.
21:24:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Too bad!
21:24:40: ThiefArco shoves some bowls and plates into the folds of his swag coat
21:24:52: <RogueSymmy> 12I've had enough of this shit.
21:24:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I would like them back please."
21:25:03: <RogueSymmy> 12AGI Roll to unleash a hell of fists on him.
21:25:10: <DMSwordfag> 4 28.
21:25:27: <DMSwordfag> 4No counter, or?
21:25:31: <RogueSymmy> 12"I warned you."
21:25:39: ThiefArco pelts him with plates
21:25:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling AGI counte.
21:25:51: <DMSwordfag> 4 4-3.
21:25:52: <DMSwordfag> 4*40-3
21:25:53: <DMSwordfag> 4 37.
21:25:55: <RogueSymmy> 12WHEW
21:26:01: <PriestClerica> 6Hoh
21:26:03: <PriestClerica> 6SHIT
21:26:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy punches Arco in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.
21:26:38: RogueSymmy 12Seizes the moment and takes his coat back.
21:26:54: <RogueSymmy> 12"I'll be taking that /back/."
21:27:02: <DMSwordfag> 4AGI again, I assume?
21:27:05: ThiefArco tries to get back up
21:27:06: <RogueSymmy> 12Yeah.
21:27:11: <DMSwordfag> 4 30.
21:27:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco, react or?
21:27:25: <RogueSymmy> 12You don't mess with my coat.
21:27:45: <ThiefArco> STR roll to hold on tight
21:27:51: <DMSwordfag> 4 46
21:27:53: <DMSwordfag> 4ARMS2WIMPY
21:27:57: <DMSwordfag> 4He easily seizes the coat back.
21:28:21: RogueSymmy 12Equips it
21:28:28: <RogueSymmy> 12"Now, let's call the others."
21:28:46: PriestClerica 6knocks on the front door
21:28:48: <RogueSymmy> 12"This thief won't go escape without punishment."
21:28:57: <PriestClerica> 6"Hey! You two, what's taking you so long!?"
21:29:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica hears the large THUD of the punch.
21:29:14: <DMSwordfag> 4She can assume one or two things.
21:30:02: ThiefArco tries to crawl away
21:30:15: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh, seriously, that's some loud fucking."
21:30:21: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
21:30:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Excuse me, gentlemen."
21:30:56: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5walks out of the kitchen and answers the door.
21:30:59: <DMSwordfag> 4A plank hits Arco on the face as he tries to Crawl.
21:31:03: <DMSwordfag> 4No one konws how.
21:31:05: <DMSwordfag> 4But it HURTS.
21:31:08: <DMSwordfag> 4And desorients him.
21:31:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hello, Clerica. How are you today?"
21:31:29: <PriestClerica> 6"Heya, Broccubus."
21:31:34: <PriestClerica> 6"Can you two hurry up in there?"
21:31:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Let me ask."
21:31:44: <PriestClerica> 6"Me and Arden are getting impatient."
21:31:48: RogueSymmy 12Gets out of the house, leaving the thief inside.
21:31:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, hello Symmy."
21:32:05: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hey, no need to worry about the thief."
21:32:13: <RogueSymmy> 12"A plank magically hit him in the face...somehow."
21:32:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Thief?"
21:32:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Okay."
21:32:23: <RogueSymmy> 12"He was trying to rob us."
21:32:27: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, my coat."
21:32:32: <RogueSymmy> 12"And her bowls."
21:32:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>us
21:32:43: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hmm..."
21:32:45: <RogueSymmy> 12>Implying bowls aren't valuable as fuck
21:32:46: <PriestClerica> 6"...Huh?"
21:32:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Weird."
21:32:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Freudian skip!
21:33:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"It is most unfortunate."
21:33:01: <DMSwordfag> 4It is yet another bright and sunny day.
21:33:05: <RogueSymmy> 12"I think he's a skilled fellow though, he's just been taught the wrong ways."
21:33:08: <DMSwordfag> 4Just like when the dragon attacked and fucked shit up.
21:33:12: <DMSwordfag> 4HOPEFULLY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOW.
21:33:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"He'd make a good addition to our party."
21:33:12: <DMSwordfag> 4RIGHT?
21:33:21: <RogueSymmy> 12Totally.
21:33:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Clerica, maybe you should check on the thief."
21:33:40: <PriestClerica> 6"...yeah, maybe so."
21:33:52: <PriestClerica> 6"Wait- Do you want me to /heal/ the thief!?"
21:33:55: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5sure hopes nothing bad will happen.
21:34:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yes please."
21:34:12: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
21:34:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"He didn't seem like a bad fellow."
21:34:27: PriestClerica 6walks into the house and check on the thief
21:34:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"Maybe he was just /hungry/."
21:34:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Paging ThiefArco
21:34:42: <ThiefArco> LV
21:34:43: <ThiefArco> :V
21:34:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You didn't make a mess in there, did you?"
21:35:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica comes across a mildly dazed Arco.
21:35:14: <PriestClerica> 6"...Howdy...?"
21:35:16: <RogueSymmy> 12"Not at all."
21:35:22: <ThiefArco> "What do you want?"
21:35:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Thank you."
21:35:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Uh, are you wounded at all?"
21:35:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"However, there are a few blooodstains on the walls, and a plank sticking out of your floor."
21:35:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh. How bothersome."
21:35:49: <ThiefArco> "Besides the plank to the face and suckerpunch to the gut, no."
21:35:50: <RogueSymmy> 12"My deepest apologies."
21:35:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Apology accepted."
21:36:02: <PriestClerica> 6(HP check, Swordfag?)
21:36:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 55/70
21:36:40: <PriestClerica> 6Holy roll, heal Arco
21:36:57: PriestClerica 6points her staff at Arco's mild bruises
21:37:02: <DMSwordfag> 4 92-3 due to your staff.
21:37:04: <DMSwordfag> 4 89.
21:37:09: <DMSwordfag> 4You BARELY scared a critical miss there.
21:37:15: <DMSwordfag> 4You just toss him a band air instead.
21:37:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh ho ho
21:37:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Fucking Whiny ass cunt.
21:37:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Wak it off.
21:37:31: <PriestClerica> 6"Have a band-aide!"
21:37:32: <ThiefArco> "You seem like a pretty shitty healer."
21:37:41: <ThiefArco> "I could just buy these, if I had money."
21:37:44: <PriestClerica> 6"...No... I just..."
21:37:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That's for damn sure
21:38:01: ThiefArco puts the bandaid over the bridge of his nose.
21:38:05: <DMSwordfag> 4+1 HP!
21:38:09: <DMSwordfag> 4 56/70.
21:38:15: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
21:38:21: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5calls out. "Can we all go outside now, please?"
21:38:29: RogueSymmy 12Sighs
21:38:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, good morning Arden."
21:38:42: <RogueSymmy> 12"Can we finish this quest at last?"
21:38:50: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hello."
21:38:54: <DMSwordfag> 4(If you're taling about the Merchant.)
21:38:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I do believe we have, rogue."
21:39:05: <DMSwordfag> 4(You failed the quest the second you scared your escort to DEATH and robbed him blind.)
21:39:12: <PriestClerica> 6"...Are we taking the thief with us or something?"
21:39:15: <DMSwordfag> 4(Just saying.)
21:39:18: <PriestClerica> 6"I.. why did I just heal him?"
21:39:24: PriestClerica 6is baffled
21:39:24: <ThiefArco> "My name is Arco."
21:39:29: <RogueSymmy> 12"I don't mind him as long as he doesn't try to steal my coat."
21:39:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We better, just to make sure he's okay."
21:39:35: <RogueSymmy> 12Also
21:39:37: <DMSwordfag> 4The Yak rider from before passes through the street.
21:39:42: RogueSymmy 12Attempts to use the medical herbs on the thief.
21:39:46: <RogueSymmy> 12Well, one of them.
21:39:48: <PriestClerica> 6"...Well, I'm Clerica."
21:39:49: <DMSwordfag> 4 35.
21:39:57: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waves at the yak rider. "Good morning."
21:40:00: <DMSwordfag> 4You're not very good at medical stuff, but you know As and Bs.
21:40:02: <DMSwordfag> 4You heal him mildly.
21:40:04: <DMSwordfag> 4+10 HP.
21:40:16: ThiefArco stands up and stretches
21:40:26: <RogueSymmy> 12"Sorry about earlier, it's just that I /love/ this coat very much."
21:40:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"Now, what do you say, would you accompany us on our adventures?"
21:40:35: <ThiefArco> "It would look better on me."
21:40:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Suppose we should check up on the Merchant."
21:40:54: PriestClerica 6is still baffled that we are letting a thief who seconds ago tried to steal from us adventure with us
21:40:54: <ThiefArco> "I suppose it's better than wandering randomly. Why the fuck not."
21:41:00: <RogueSymmy> 12"That's the spirit!"
21:41:03: RogueSymmy 12Brofists the thief.
21:41:10: ThiefArco stares him down.
21:41:26: RogueSymmy 12Snickers.
21:41:36: <RogueSymmy> 12"Right, let's check on the Merchant."
21:41:45: <RogueSymmy> 12"We better make sure he's fine before we take our leave."
21:41:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yes. Let us leave my house now, please."
21:41:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yep."
21:42:06: ArdenVanguard 3walks over to the hospital
21:42:08: <DMSwordfag> 4The party leaves the slut's house.
21:42:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>slut
21:42:16: <DMSwordfag> 4"Vanguard."
21:42:16: <DMSwordfag> 4The clerk greets Arden.
21:42:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Not anymore!
21:42:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hello."
21:42:27: <ArdenVanguard> 3"How's the Merchant doing?"
21:42:33: <DMSwordfag> 4"Traumatized."
21:42:39: <DMSwordfag> 4"Something really scared the poor fellow."
21:42:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Great..."
21:42:43: PriestClerica 6whispers something to Symmy
21:42:46: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
21:43:00: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Think he'll get better?"
21:43:03: <RogueSymmy> 12"Hmm..."
21:43:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"I'm not sure, Sir."
21:43:08: <DMSwordfag> 4"We can't predict these things."
21:43:32: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
21:44:14: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Suppose we should go...Do something?"
21:44:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Maybe I can talk to him?"
21:44:27: <DMSwordfag> 4The Clerk shrugs.
21:44:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"You may try."
21:44:42: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Alright."
21:45:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Lead the way, please."
21:45:17: <DMSwordfag> 4A nurse arrives, guiding Broccubus through the hallways.
21:45:34: <DMSwordfag> 4The others stand outside, I'll assume. The streets really don't see a lot of movement.
21:45:50: <DMSwordfag> 4It's eerily peaceful.
21:46:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Thank you. Good morning, merchant."
21:46:15: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant cowers.
21:46:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, take his hands in mine to calm him
21:46:30: <DMSwordfag> 4 47.
21:46:38: <DMSwordfag> 4You do a decent enough job. He isn't shaking anymore, at least.
21:46:56: <RogueSymmy> 12Cha roll, assure him everything is fine now that big bad duelist is gone.
21:47:07: <DMSwordfag> 4 68.
21:47:08: <DMSwordfag> 4-3.
21:47:10: <DMSwordfag> 4 65.
21:47:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Your words have mild effect. He probably heard this before.
21:47:31: <DMSwordfag> 4He seems confused as to why you two would be here.
21:47:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Maybe we will have to try something a bit unorthodox?"
21:47:57: <RogueSymmy> 12"What do you have in mind?"
21:48:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Naughty thoughts.
21:48:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
21:48:18: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
21:48:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Wonder what's going on."
21:48:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, place his hands on my breasts
21:48:23: <RogueSymmy> 12"Work your magic..."
21:48:27: <DMSwordfag> 4 54.
21:48:32: <DMSwordfag> 4-5 due to slutty gra b.
21:48:33: <DMSwordfag> 4 49.
21:48:35: <DMSwordfag> 4*Garb
21:48:39: <RogueSymmy> 12grab*
21:48:41: <DMSwordfag> 4You do just that.
21:48:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Gotta love my slut powers
21:48:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Again , you don't see any immediate effect.
21:49:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"I guess people really have a hard time changing."
21:49:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh. Maybe I will have to try something even more drastic?"
21:49:17: <DMSwordfag> 4(One honest question.)
21:49:23: <DMSwordfag> 4(Why are you guys so FUCKING OBSESSED with this merchant?)
21:49:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Because he mah nigga!)
21:49:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Because.)
21:50:00: <DMSwordfag> 4(Big mean crashes.)
21:50:05: <RogueSymmy> 12(Because we can't fucking proceed unless he does this)
21:50:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Last cha attempt, do a strip tease
21:50:18: <DMSwordfag> 4( The merchant isn't really important-)
21:50:20: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh god, here we go.
21:50:20: <ThiefArco> Alright what the fuck did I miss
21:50:25: <DMSwordfag> 4 87-5.
21:50:27: <RogueSymmy> 12Inb4 turns into a man
21:50:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh fuck
21:50:33: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant is gay.
21:50:35: <DMSwordfag> 4He vomits all over.
21:50:41: <RogueSymmy> 12ohh god
21:50:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh."
21:50:43: <RogueSymmy> 12My sides
21:50:50: <DMSwordfag> 4"DISGUSTING 3DPD
21:50:53: <RogueSymmy> 12"Arden."
21:50:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh dear."
21:50:56: <RogueSymmy> 12"Arden."
21:50:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well at least he's talking."
21:51:03: <RogueSymmy> 12"We need you for this job."
21:51:06: <DMSwordfag> 4"POINTY KNEES, SHARP CHIN 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG."
21:51:08: ArdenVanguard 3walks in
21:51:09: <RogueSymmy> 12"This could mean saving his life."
21:51:14: <ArdenVanguard> 3"What?"
21:51:15: <RogueSymmy> 12"Work your magic."
21:51:20: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5begins crying at the insult.
21:51:25: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I don't use magic?"
21:51:28: RogueSymmy 12Walks out and closed the door.
21:51:42: ThiefArco stares in horror
21:51:42: <RogueSymmy> 12closes*
21:51:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh Lord what?
21:51:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3"What did you guys do?"
21:52:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5What are you planning?
21:52:10: <RogueSymmy> 12I'm trying to make the plot advance.
21:52:17: <RogueSymmy> 12And capture the female audience.
21:52:18: <DMSwordfag> 4(HE ISN'T EVEN IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT)
21:52:22: <DMSwordfag> 4(HE'S JUST A RANDOM NPC)
21:52:26: <DMSwordfag> 4(OF A SIDE QUEST)
21:52:31: <DMSwordfag> 4(Just putting that out there.)
21:52:37: <RogueSymmy> 12(fuck u faget)
21:52:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5dashes out of the room, crying.
21:52:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Also
21:52:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Because i'm a dick
21:52:50: <ArdenVanguard> 3"What's going on?"
21:52:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling for RUGGED GOOD LOOKS on Arden.
21:52:55: <DMSwordfag> 4 52.
21:52:57: <DMSwordfag> 4He looks oka.
21:52:58: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh shit.
21:53:04: <DMSwordfag> 4The Merchant is not disgusted by him, at least.
21:53:06: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh?"
21:53:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That would have been hilarious if it was a crit
21:53:27: <DMSwordfag> 4"Can you guys leave me alone?"
21:53:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Sure."
21:53:37: <PriestClerica> 6"...What ahppened, Broccubus?"
21:53:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Get well soon, pal."
21:53:46: <DMSwordfag> 4"Okay."
21:53:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He threw up on me and called me ugly!"
21:53:49: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5sniffles.
21:53:51: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh."
21:53:52: ArdenVanguard 3closes the door behind him
21:53:56: RogueSymmy 12Pats broccubus.
21:53:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"It'll be okay."
21:53:59: <RogueSymmy> 12"Don't worry."
21:54:07: <RogueSymmy> 12"You're /at/ /least/ a 3/10"
21:54:07: <PriestClerica> 6"It's alright, We'll clean you up."
21:54:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3"We all think you're pretty."
21:54:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Nobody finds me attractive!"
21:54:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You know..."
21:54:37: <PriestClerica> 6"Of course you're attractive! How else could you get so many men in there?"
21:54:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I wonder how the Archer is holding up..."
21:54:48: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5begins wailing loudly.
21:54:52: ArdenVanguard 3puts a finger to his chin.
21:54:53: <PriestClerica> 6"...Wrong words?"
21:55:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm just gonna run away!"
21:55:08: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5dashes away from the party.
21:55:12: <DMSwordfag> 4I must do this
21:55:12: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, no, please d-"
21:55:15: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
21:55:17: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING FOR WHO TO BUMP INTO.
21:55:21: <RogueSymmy> 12OH SHIT
21:55:23: <DMSwordfag> 4 62.
21:55:27: <DMSwordfag> 4You bump into the Yak rider while running.
21:55:27: <PriestClerica> 6Oh boy.
21:55:33: <DMSwordfag> 4You now smell of Yak.
21:55:41: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5begins crying even louder.
21:55:43: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
21:55:59: <PriestClerica> 6"...Do we chase her?"
21:56:02: <DMSwordfag> 4The Rider stares at her, amused.
21:56:05: <RogueSymmy> 12"Give her some time alone."
21:56:13: ArdenVanguard 3Shrugs.
21:56:18: <RogueSymmy> 12"Why would she react like that, I told her she's at least 3/10."
21:56:24: <ThiefArco> "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on."
21:56:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I don't think a 3/10 is good..."
21:56:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus runs awy.
21:56:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Literally.
21:56:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5runs right out of the town now, making a beeline towards a mountain range for some reason. Weird, huh.
21:56:49: <RogueSymmy> 12Actually
21:56:55: RogueSymmy 12Runs after broccubus to the NEXT PLOT POINT
21:57:09: PriestClerica 6gives chase
21:57:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Maybe we should go look for her, might get into trouble."
21:57:11: ThiefArco follows the rest of these buffoons.
21:57:14: ArdenVanguard 3follows everyone.
21:57:23: <DMSwordfag> 4The party runs around like a bunch of headless chickens.
21:57:30: <DMSwordfag> 4The range Bro is going for is PRETTY damn far away.
21:57:34: <DMSwordfag> 4A week of travel at least.
21:57:37: <RogueSymmy> 12Agi ROLL
21:57:39: <RogueSymmy> 12SANIC IT UP
21:57:46: <DMSwordfag> 4 33
21:57:48: <DMSwordfag> 4-3
21:57:48: <DMSwordfag> 4 30
21:57:49: <DMSwordfag> 4You go fast.
21:57:51: <PriestClerica> 6>A week of Broccubus wailing and rushing from us
21:57:55: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is running and crying at the same time.
21:58:06: <RogueSymmy> 12Wouldn't she be dead without any water or supplies..?
21:58:07: <PriestClerica> 6I fully expect Brolaire to not stop.
21:58:14: <DMSwordfag> 4She would.
21:58:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I have tears for water!
21:58:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Hence why.
21:58:27: <ThiefArco> >Succubi
21:58:28: <DMSwordfag> 4After several hours of RUNNING AND CHASING, the party is FATIGUED.
21:58:30: <ThiefArco> >Needing water and food
21:58:40: <RogueSymmy> 12Res roll to man up and keep chasing
21:58:43: ArdenVanguard 3*pant*
21:58:49: <DMSwordfag> 4 74+10
21:58:50: <DMSwordfag> 4 84
21:58:53: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh shit.
21:58:54: ArdenVanguard 3*sighs*
21:58:54: <DMSwordfag> 4You have a heart attack and fall to the ground.
21:58:58: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is still ahead of the party. Get on her level.
21:59:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You guys really suck at this.
21:59:15: <RogueSymmy> 12I'm /trying/.
21:59:16: <ThiefArco> "... should we do something?"
21:59:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Clerica deal with the heart attack."
21:59:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling to see if Broccubus falls aaswell.
21:59:36: <PriestClerica> 6"I'll /try/, but I think we may have t-"
21:59:36: <DMSwordfag> 4 44+10
21:59:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Nope.
21:59:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I still think I can keep going."
21:59:38: <DMSwordfag> 4She keeps running.
21:59:39: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, will do."
21:59:43: ThiefArco walks over to Symmy and steals his coat.
21:59:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Awww yeah.
21:59:51: <RogueSymmy> 12God damn it.
21:59:51: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLIN STEALTH
21:59:52: PriestClerica 6baseball slides down to Symmy's side and heals him.
21:59:54: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is /still/ crying after all this time.
21:59:55: <DMSwordfag> 4 65+10
21:59:57: <DMSwordfag> 4 75
22:00:03: <DMSwordfag> 4You sort of tug on his coat and take it off.
22:00:08: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING HOLY
22:00:10: ThiefArco puts it on
22:00:13: <DMSwordfag> 4 37+10
22:00:16: <DMSwordfag> 4You stabilize his heart.
22:00:19: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING END FOR ARDEN
22:00:21: ThiefArco lays down and rests
22:00:25: <DMSwordfag> 4 36+8
22:00:30: <DMSwordfag> 4He keeps running aswell.
22:00:31: <RogueSymmy> 12"Huh..oh.."
22:00:34: <RogueSymmy> 12"What happened?"
22:00:44: <PriestClerica> 6"You had a heart attack."
22:00:54: <PriestClerica> 6"I'm too kawaii for you to handle."
22:00:57: PriestClerica 6smiles
22:00:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden and Broccubus are now SEPARATED from the party.
22:01:00: <DMSwordfag> 4In the WILDERNESS.
22:01:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling random encounter.
22:01:05: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5has gotta go fast! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster, faster, Broccubus X!
22:01:06: RogueSymmy 12Touches his heart.
22:01:08: <DMSwordfag> 4 53.
22:01:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"You're making it worse.."
22:01:21: <DMSwordfag> 4They end up running into SPOOKY SKELETONS.
22:01:22: <PriestClerica> 6"No, but really, you just kept running and fell over."
22:01:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Way to Spooky."
22:01:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5stops upon encountering the skeletons.
22:01:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3"But whatever."
22:01:43: <DMSwordfag> 4 2SPOOKY
22:01:50: <DMSwordfag> 4There's four of them.
22:01:52: <RogueSymmy> 12 3SPOOKY5U
22:01:55: <DMSwordfag> 4They walk towards Broccubus and Arden.
22:01:56: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is scared as all fuck and wails even louder than before.
22:01:57: <PriestClerica> 6 4SPOOKY
22:01:59: <DMSwordfag> 4And they're both FATICKED.
22:02:07: PriestClerica 6hears the wailing from afar
22:02:08: <DMSwordfag> 4They will be within reach in two turns.
22:02:11: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, crap."
22:02:16: ThiefArco gets up off the ground and heads towards where Arden went
22:02:16: <PriestClerica> 6"We should do something."
22:02:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling AGI on Arco.
22:02:34: <DMSwordfag> 4=/.
22:02:35: <DMSwordfag> 4 100+10.
22:02:39: <ThiefArco> >10
22:02:40: <DMSwordfag> 4 110.
22:02:40: <PriestClerica> 6waaaaaaat
22:02:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Holy shit fuck
22:02:43: <ThiefArco> welp
22:02:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3Oh man.
22:02:45: <DMSwordfag> 4He runs into EVERYONE.
22:02:50: <DMSwordfag> 4And I -mean- everyone.
22:02:55: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica?
22:02:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Falls down and breaks her leg.
22:02:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5How the fuck does that even work?
22:02:59: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah!"
22:03:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy?
22:03:05: <RogueSymmy> 12NO
22:03:06: <DMSwordfag> 4Gets stomped on the nuts.
22:03:09: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh god..
22:03:14: <ThiefArco> "3swag5u"
22:03:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus and Arden are not at his reach, howver.
22:03:24: <RogueSymmy> 12>110
22:03:25: <DMSwordfag> 4So Arco just trips afterwards and breaks his neck.
22:03:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Awww yeah.
22:03:27: <DMSwordfag> 4Dying.
22:03:29: <RogueSymmy> 12>only thing he does is hur-
22:03:32: <RogueSymmy> 12Good.
22:03:35: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
22:03:36: <PriestClerica> 6"...oh, shit, shit shit."
22:03:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Arden! What are we gonna do?!"
22:03:41: <DMSwordfag> 4I TOLD YOU BR
22:03:42: <DMSwordfag> 4I TOLD YOU ABOUT FATIGUES
22:03:50: <RogueSymmy> 12Stronk.
22:03:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Wellp."
22:03:57: <DMSwordfag> 4 1 turn until Skeleton battle.
22:04:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hold the fuck up.
22:04:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 2 Phoenix Downs left.
22:04:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5What would I have to roll to dance?
22:04:07: PriestClerica 6stumbles up to her one leg and heals the dying Arco
22:04:07: <DMSwordfag> 4 2 HI Potions and 2 Poti-
22:04:09: <DMSwordfag> 4D...Dance?
22:04:11: <DMSwordfag> 4...I guess Cha?
22:04:14: <ArdenVanguard> 3Do heal potions get rid of fatigue?
22:04:18: <PriestClerica> 6SPOOKY
22:04:19: <PriestClerica> 6SCARY
22:04:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Cha roll, do the motherfucking Charleston.
22:04:20: <PriestClerica> 6SKELETONS
22:04:22: RogueSymmy 12Helps the priestess get up.
22:04:23: <DMSwordfag> 4oKAY HANG ON.
22:04:24: <DMSwordfag> 4HANG THE FUCK UP
22:04:26: <DMSwordfag> 4SHUT THE FUCK UP
22:04:27: <RogueSymmy> 12"You feeling ok?"
22:04:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Purple knows what I'm on about!
22:04:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Im rolling for Clerica FIRST.
22:04:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hokay
22:04:47: <DMSwordfag> 4Then Broccubus.
22:04:55: <PriestClerica> 6"Yeah, I'm f-fine... lemme heal Arco."
22:04:55: <DMSwordfag> 4And then its battle initiated, since she still has greater agi than the skeletons.
22:05:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 65+10.
22:05:01: <DMSwordfag> 4 75.
22:05:07: <DMSwordfag> 4You stop him from dying, but he is at 0HP.
22:05:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Bleeds out in 5 turns.
22:05:14: <PriestClerica> 6"...gah."
22:05:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Now.
22:05:20: <RogueSymmy> 12"Wait, stand still."
22:05:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling for DANCE.
22:05:26: <DMSwordfag> 4 43+10
22:05:27: <DMSwordfag> 4 53
22:05:32: <DMSwordfag> 4You BREAK IT DOWN.
22:05:37: <DMSwordfag> 4The Skeletons join in the dance.
22:05:39: RogueSymmy 12Uses the healing potion on Acro.
22:05:44: <DMSwordfag> 4They seem distracted for now.
22:05:45: <RogueSymmy> 12The big
22:05:46: <RogueSymmy> 12Healing
22:05:47: <RogueSymmy> 12Potion
22:05:49: <RogueSymmy> 12Of
22:05:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy, HI?
22:05:51: <RogueSymmy> 12Healing.
22:05:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Okay.
22:05:54: <DMSwordfag> 4+50 HP.
22:05:57: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy is no longer dying.
22:06:02: <PriestClerica> 6Arco.
22:06:03: <DMSwordfag> 4I mean
22:06:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco
22:06:12: <PriestClerica> 6Haha, too used to Symmy dying, huh
22:06:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
22:06:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Yep.
22:06:22: <DMSwordfag> 4You've all gained two extra turns to act.
22:06:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Since the Skeletons are dancing.
22:06:29: <RogueSymmy> 12I haven't died /that/ /much/.
22:06:34: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Arden? What do we do?!"
22:06:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Paging ThiefArco
22:06:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Yer alive.
22:06:51: ThiefArco stands up
22:06:57: <ThiefArco> "Well that was an experience
22:07:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3Do heal potions restore fatigue?
22:07:09: <DMSwordfag> 4HI and MEGA does.
22:07:19: <PriestClerica> 6"...nO KIDDING. You just /died/ after breaking my leg and stomping Symmy's nuts."
22:07:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3We have a high right?
22:07:34: <PriestClerica> 6Symmy, being the total fucking genious, used it.
22:07:38: <DMSwordfag> 4You have one HI, yes.
22:07:43: <PriestClerica> 6Or not.
22:07:45: ThiefArco begins to calmly walk towards arden
22:07:53: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling light foot for something.
22:07:57: <DMSwordfag> 4 7.
22:07:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco is fine.
22:08:00: ArdenVanguard 3drinks down the high potion.
22:08:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Vanguard is cured of Fatgue.
22:08:21: <DMSwordfag> 4And..
22:08:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5How long till combat?
22:08:25: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Alright, lets do this."
22:08:26: <DMSwordfag> 4It's sort of the Skeleton's turn.
22:08:30: <RogueSymmy> 12What's my current status, DM?
22:08:30: <DMSwordfag> 4COMBAT
22:08:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5There we go
22:08:31: <DMSwordfag> 4INITIATED
22:08:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy, you got your balls stepped in.
22:08:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Go man, go!"
22:08:39: <DMSwordfag> 4So you got Pain.
22:08:48: <DMSwordfag> 4 50/60 HP.
22:08:54: <RogueSymmy> 12"Uhh..Priest...I'm not sure how to tell you this.."
22:09:11: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
22:09:11: <PriestClerica> 6(oh boy here we go)
22:09:14: <DMSwordfag> 4ARDEN'S TURN.
22:09:17: <PriestClerica> 6"What is it?"
22:09:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Pre-emptive sides)
22:09:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco arrives after Broccubus turn.
22:09:31: <RogueSymmy> 12"N-No..It's nothing."
22:09:43: <ArdenVanguard> 3Roll strength to shield slam a skeleton.
22:09:50: <DMSwordfag> 4 19.
22:09:53: <DMSwordfag> 4You HATE SKELETONS
22:10:00: <DMSwordfag> 4Also, -2.
22:10:00: <DMSwordfag> 4So 17.
22:10:01: PriestClerica 6scratches her head in confusion. "You sure? You seem kinda worried."
22:10:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I strongly dislike skeletons!"
22:10:08: <DMSwordfag> 4You smash the shield in a cranium.
22:10:10: <DMSwordfag> 4And you BREAK IT APART.
22:10:14: <DMSwordfag> 4SKELETON IS FUCKING DEAD.
22:10:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Three Skeletons left.
22:10:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Coolio.
22:10:22: <DMSwordfag> 4SPOOKY SKELETON'S turn.
22:10:28: <DMSwordfag> 4It attempts to strike the weakened Broccubus.
22:10:32: <ArdenVanguard> 3counter
22:10:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Counter, hug it
22:10:35: <DMSwordfag> 4 96.
22:10:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling hug.
22:10:42: <PriestClerica> 6>hug
22:10:43: <DMSwordfag> 4 69
22:10:48: <RogueSymmy> 12>96
22:10:49: <RogueSymmy> 12>69
22:10:49: <DMSwordfag> 4You hug it's crotch.
22:10:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood."
22:10:51: <RogueSymmy> 12Holy shit
22:10:53: <PriestClerica> 6Oh boy.
22:10:58: <DMSwordfag> 4And then you push it to the ground.
22:10:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You only want to socialize..."
22:11:01: <DMSwordfag> 4And shove your crotch in its face.
22:11:02: <ThiefArco> >you hug it is crotch
22:11:04: <PriestClerica> 6WWHY
22:11:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"But I don't think we should."
22:11:05: <DMSwordfag> 4The Skeleton is immobilized.
22:11:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I bet it got a BONEr
22:11:19: <DMSwordfag> 4 69 rolls are demandingly sexual.
22:11:21: <RogueSymmy> 12So punneh xddd
22:11:21: <PriestClerica> 6I think 69 rolls are always sexualiz-
22:11:24: <PriestClerica> 6GOALLLLLL
22:11:27: <DMSwordfag> 4For some reaon, we keep getting 69 rolls.
22:11:27: <RogueSymmy> 12GOAAAAL
22:11:30: <DMSwordfag> 4I don't konw wyh.
22:11:31: <RogueSymmy> 12WOODY WOODY WOODY WOODY
22:11:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
22:11:36: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco's turn.
22:11:44: <RogueSymmy> 12Might want to update the turns order.
22:11:49: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh, true.
22:12:07: <ThiefArco> AGI roll to shoot the head off a skeleton
22:12:13: <DMSwordfag> 4 50.
22:12:17: <ThiefArco> -3
22:12:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Yep.
22:12:24: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling AGI dodge.
22:12:28: <DMSwordfag> 4 85
22:12:28: <DMSwordfag> 4NAAAH.
22:12:35: <DMSwordfag> 4You hit the head of a skeleton.
22:12:37: <PriestClerica> 6"You sure it's nothing, Symmy?"
22:12:40: <DMSwordfag> 4It goes flying off.
22:12:47: <DMSwordfag> 4It's body walks around for a bit ,before falling.
22:12:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Two SP00KY SKELETONS left.
22:12:59: <DMSwordfag> 4The non-imobilized skeleton attempts to strike Arden.
22:13:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3Counter
22:13:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"...No,it's fine, I wouldn't like to worry you with my...stuff."
22:13:05: <DMSwordfag> 4And..
22:13:09: <DMSwordfag> 4It's carrying a wooden spiked wheel.
22:13:10: <DMSwordfag> 4OH BOY.
22:13:17: <DMSwordfag> 4HAHA
22:13:18: <DMSwordfag> 4HAHA
22:13:18: <DMSwordfag> 4HAHA
22:13:19: <DMSwordfag> 4 95
22:13:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wheel skeletons!
22:13:24: <ArdenVanguard> 3BOOT TO THE FACE
22:13:24: <DMSwordfag> 4The WHeel Skeleton gets in the wheel
22:13:31: <DMSwordfag> 4And starts spinning around Arden
22:13:33: <DMSwordfag> 4And spins around..
22:13:35: <DMSwordfag> 4And around..
22:13:36: <DMSwordfag> 4And around..
22:13:43: <DMSwordfag> 4It eventually gets stuck on the ground.
22:13:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden walks up to it.
22:13:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
22:13:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 22
22:13:55: <DMSwordfag> 4And SMASHES IT'S CRANIUM.
22:13:57: <DMSwordfag> 4With his boot.
22:14:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Sorry, pal."
22:14:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus turn.
22:14:20: <RogueSymmy> 12Wait
22:14:22: <RogueSymmy> 12what about mine?
22:14:27: <DMSwordfag> 4You're not there yet, Symmy.
22:14:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Neither is Clerica.
22:14:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Fuck yo turn
22:14:36: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh.
22:14:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, make this skeleton my bitch
22:14:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5With MIND CONTROL
22:14:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 37+10
22:14:48: <DMSwordfag> 4 47
22:14:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling resist
22:14:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 96
22:14:56: <DMSwordfag> 4These skeeltons fucking SUCK.
22:14:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh boy!
22:15:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5They really do
22:15:02: <DMSwordfag> 4You make this skeleton your bitch.
22:15:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Combat over.
22:15:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3(You lied)
22:15:13: <DMSwordfag> 4No EXP for this fight.
22:15:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3(These skeletons are not sp00ky)
22:15:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3;_;
22:15:37: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5has finally stopped crying.
22:15:45: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You alright?"
22:15:51: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy and Clerica catch up.
22:15:55: <DMSwordfag> 4They stand at a wide open plain at night.
22:15:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Maybe."
22:15:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Exhausted.
22:16:09: RogueSymmy 12Sighs..
22:16:13: <RogueSymmy> 12"You just had to run off."
22:16:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I was sad!"
22:16:33: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, I see that you're all better now."
22:16:37: <RogueSymmy> 12"What's a skeleton doing here.."
22:16:41: <RogueSymmy> 12"And my god, what are you doing to it?"
22:16:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He's my skeleton now!"
22:17:09: <ThiefArco> "Skeletons are created by evil wizards.... evil wizards are powerful... and power = money!"
22:17:12: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5gets off the skeleton after an awkward moment.
22:17:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I think I'll call him... Boner."
22:17:31: PriestClerica 6smiles. "So you've not /entirely/ changed."
22:17:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're damn right, slut!"
22:17:46: RogueSymmy 12Feels his heart warm up a bit.
22:17:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I've still got it!"
22:17:53: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5spanks herself. Oooh!
22:18:02: <ThiefArco> "How lewd."
22:18:06: <RogueSymmy> 12"Actually, just kill me right now."
22:18:12: <PriestClerica> 6"...Yep."
22:18:14: <RogueSymmy> 12"I understand what you said that day, vanguard."
22:18:17: <PriestClerica> 6"Wait, what?"
22:18:21: <RogueSymmy> 12"The shoving a spear through your chest thing."
22:18:36: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
22:18:41: <PriestClerica> 6"Huh?"
22:18:43: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5acquires a cigarette somehow and smokes it.
22:18:46: <PriestClerica> 6"What are you talking about?"
22:18:54: <RogueSymmy> 12"Oh, it's nothing."
22:19:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"Enough for today."
22:19:07: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's rest a bit?"
22:19:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yep."
22:19:15: <PriestClerica> 6"....uh.... fine?"
22:19:27: <PriestClerica> 6"You're acting pretty weirdly lately, Symmy."
22:19:34: <PriestClerica> 6"You sure nothing's bothering you?"
22:19:39: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5falls asleep right on the spot.
22:19:40: <RogueSymmy> 12"..."
22:19:41: <DMSwordfag> 4So.
22:19:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Make camp, or just sleep there?
22:19:48: <RogueSymmy> 12"No, nothing at all.."
22:20:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3Do we have all our supplies?
22:20:12: <DMSwordfag> 4You have some supplies, yes.
22:20:17: <PriestClerica> 6I don't give a fuck, I roll up my oversized orange robes and sleep in them
22:20:19: <DMSwordfag> 4You sort of ran away with very little though.
22:20:26: <RogueSymmy> 12>Orange robes
22:20:30: <RogueSymmy> 12Ohh you just had to say that.
22:20:31: <RogueSymmy> 12Purple.
22:20:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Man, you guys are so irresponsible
22:20:35: <RogueSymmy> 12Character change.
22:20:37: <RogueSymmy> 12NOW
22:20:43: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Eh, I guess we can sleep here."
22:20:43: <DMSwordfag> 4...What?
22:20:45: <PriestClerica> 6...why?
22:20:55: <RogueSymmy> 12..Just joking.
22:21:05: <RogueSymmy> 12"We could try setting up a tent."
22:21:14: <PriestClerica> 6I don't give a fuck, I roll up my oversized used-to-belong-to-Summoner-Symmy orange robes and sleep in them
22:21:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Any bring one?"
22:21:19: <RogueSymmy> 12...
22:21:26: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5would make a joke about pitching tents but she's asleep.
22:21:36: PriestClerica 6falls asleep in her oversized orange robes
22:21:45: <DMSwordfag> 4People just FUCKING SLEEP ON THE GROUND.
22:21:48: <DMSwordfag> 4And this turns out to be a good idea.
22:21:52: ThiefArco lays down in the grass and falls asleep
22:21:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5We have a skeleton keeping guard anyways
22:22:00: <DMSwordfag> 4SEVERAL HOURS LATER...
22:22:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I'll keep watch."
22:22:05: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh boy
22:22:10: <DMSwordfag> 4The party wakes up. All health and fatigue stats are healed.
22:22:21: <PriestClerica> 6*yaawn*
22:22:30: <RogueSymmy> 12So..
22:22:36: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
22:22:36: <RogueSymmy> 12My balls are no longer smashed?
22:22:37: <RogueSymmy> 12YEAH!
22:22:38: <PriestClerica> 6"...Holy crap, the Thief is still here?"
22:22:50: <PriestClerica> 6"I expected him to loot us and leave!"
22:23:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hah, oh you guys. You ran all the way out here for me."
22:23:13: <ThiefArco> "I've already stolen anything I cared about from you guys."
22:23:15: ArdenVanguard 3shrugs
22:23:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You really DO think I'm hot!"
22:23:33: <PriestClerica> 6"Yes we do, Broccubus. But you're not the cutest."
22:23:43: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yes, yes, lets go home."
22:23:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can be the cutey - I'll be the hottie."
22:23:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Home? But I want to go to the mountains!"
22:24:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"Saggy tits, huge vagina, slutty attitude, shit tastes in pets"
22:24:09: <RogueSymmy> 12"2.5/10 wouldn't bang"
22:24:21: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5knows that the rogue is tsundere for her.
22:24:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We should go to the mountains guys! There's a dragon there and everything."
22:24:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And I'm in the mood for some hot, dragon dick."
22:24:58: <RogueSymmy> 12"Spear."
22:25:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I think I'll pass."
22:25:04: <RogueSymmy> 12"Vanguard."
22:25:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh?"
22:25:23: PriestClerica 6facepalms
22:25:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You guys don't want to slay the mighty dragon?"
22:25:34: <ThiefArco> "Dragons usually have dosh on them. Maybe it even has the MacGuffin!"
22:25:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Not really."
22:25:48: <PriestClerica> 6"We'd likely totally get our shit pushed in."
22:25:57: <PriestClerica> 6"Like last time, when you were turned into roast beef."
22:26:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I was kinda hoping for anal."
22:26:11: PriestClerica 6sighs and facepalms again
22:26:16: RogueSymmy 12joins in
22:26:39: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...what?"
22:27:06: <PriestClerica> 6"Nothing."
22:27:23: <PriestClerica> 6"Do we head into town to spend our 470 in /stolen/ gold on new equipment?"
22:27:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Small attendum.
22:27:33: <PriestClerica> 6"Or... do we go face a dragon?"
22:27:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Your Village and Valveria aren't the ONLY towns around.
22:27:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Do I happen to know where the nearest one is?
22:28:02: RogueSymmy 12Looks around in the middle of nowhere for anything /useful/.
22:28:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Considering your WIs, yes.
22:28:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Give me a name to drop please
22:28:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Keep heading north, go past Broken bridge and into the Snow Lands.
22:28:26: <DMSwordfag> 4 2 Day travel.
22:28:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Also 3
22:28:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy finds..
22:28:44: <DMSwordfag> 4A PACK FULL OF SUPPLIES.
22:28:44: <DMSwordfag> 4GOLLY.
22:28:52: <DMSwordfag> 4HOW CONVENIENT.
22:28:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Conveninece1
22:28:56: <RogueSymmy> 12"Heh."
22:28:57: <PriestClerica> 6"Wow!"
22:29:07: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hm."
22:29:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - we should have a holiday break from our adventures!"
22:29:20: <PriestClerica> 6"Thank Convenient Supply Market(tm) for all of our convenient dropped item needs!)
22:29:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We should go to the snow lands - it's really nice there this time of year!"
22:29:40: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5whispers under her breath about it being closer to the dragon.
22:29:43: RogueSymmy 12Inspects the supplies
22:29:45: <PriestClerica> 6"...Sure, sure. Maybe we should buy winter clothing first, though."
22:29:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"But I'm already in winter clothing."
22:29:59: ThiefArco looks inside the pack for any money
22:30:01: <RogueSymmy> 12"Trust me guys, it has to be more than food and drinks."
22:30:10: <PriestClerica> 6"..../that/ is what you call winter clothing?"
22:30:12: <DMSwordfag> 4tHERE IS NO MONEY
22:30:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Just a lot of food, and water.
22:30:19: <DMSwordfag> 4And a tent.
22:30:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yeah - what would /you/ call it?"
22:30:33: <PriestClerica> 6"I'd call it slut-wear."
22:30:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well you'd know all about that."
22:30:51: <PriestClerica> 6"Thanks for the first-class lessons."
22:30:53: <RogueSymmy> 12"Drop it."
22:30:57: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let's head on."
22:31:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Head on where?"
22:31:14: <RogueSymmy> 12"Towards the dragon."
22:31:17: <PriestClerica> 6"To the snow lands, of course!"
22:31:19: <RogueSymmy> 12"Or the town."
22:31:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hah, I was right!"
22:31:22: <RogueSymmy> 12"You decide."
22:31:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We're going to the snow lands."
22:31:30: <PriestClerica> 6"Or the same old town."
22:31:38: PriestClerica 6sighs. "I hate that old hag."
22:31:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Fuck you - snow lands."
22:31:52: <DMSwordfag> 4Head toward BROKEN BRIDGE and into the SNOW LANDS/
22:31:53: <DMSwordfag> 4?
22:31:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Yes!
22:32:00: <RogueSymmy> 12Do it.
22:32:07: <PriestClerica> 6SHALL DO
22:32:13: <PriestClerica> 6Wait
22:32:16: <ThiefArco> do eet
22:32:16: <DMSwordfag> 4The party walks towards Broken b-
22:32:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Yes?
22:32:22: <PriestClerica> 6Shouldn't we GO GET OUR CRAP FROM THE TOWN WE LEFT
22:32:26: <PriestClerica> 6Or do we have it all
22:32:29: <DMSwordfag> 4You have it all.
22:32:32: <PriestClerica> 6Okay.
22:32:39: PriestClerica 6merrily skips along the path
22:32:41: <DMSwordfag> 4You all head towards broken bridge.
22:32:45: <DMSwordfag> 4The travel takes six hours.
22:32:57: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5has usurped leadership over the party somehow.
22:33:00: <PriestClerica> 6"La-lala-lala~, nothing bad gonna happen at all~"
22:33:01: <DMSwordfag> 4Eventually, you are all greeted by a massive ravine with a waterfall, with a bridge that would easily span several kilometers going across such ravine.
22:33:10: <RogueSymmy> 12"Let me check out the bridge guys."
22:33:23: RogueSymmy 12Inspects it.
22:33:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Simmy runs over to the bridge wit ha knife, and tries to stabi t.
22:33:29: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hold on a second - isn't this place called BROKEN bridge?"
22:33:31: <DMSwordfag> 4It's not very effective..
22:33:41: <RogueSymmy> 12Symmy*
22:33:43: <RogueSymmy> 12Damnit Sword
22:33:45: <RogueSymmy> 12Get it right ;_;
22:34:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...nice for you to try and make me look right, rogue. Thanks for the attempt."
22:34:06: <PriestClerica> 6"...Why are you stabbing it."
22:34:12: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well it really is a /broken/ bridge".
22:34:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh, what's going on? I spaced out. Eh, nevermind."
22:34:29: <PriestClerica> 6"We're going to snow land!"
22:34:34: <DMSwordfag> 4Wind lightly blows on the ravine.
22:34:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can stop daydreaming, Arden!"
22:34:40: <DMSwordfag> 4It's quite the breathtaking sight.
22:35:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Coolio."
22:35:13: <RogueSymmy> 12"Ohhh."
22:35:19: RogueSymmy 12Is standing there in a trance.
22:35:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I think we should let the rogue walk across first."
22:35:35: <PriestClerica> 6"..yeah, sure."
22:35:36: ThiefArco grabs a stone and tosses it onto the bridge
22:35:40: <RogueSymmy> 12"How am I supposed to pass that thing"?
22:35:47: <RogueSymmy> 12"It's /broken/"
22:35:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You can think of something."
22:35:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco doesn't even hear the stone fall down.
22:35:56: <DMSwordfag> 4This is DEEP.
22:36:01: <DMSwordfag> 4The Bridge is also not broken.
22:36:03: <DMSwordfag> 4Infact ,it looks VERY solid.
22:36:08: <RogueSymmy> 12Sweet.
22:36:13: RogueSymmy 12Walks over the bridge
22:36:14: <PriestClerica> 6"....But it says it's broken!"
22:36:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Go on, run along now."
22:36:20: RogueSymmy 12To the other side.
22:36:33: PriestClerica 6is totally confused but skips along with Symmy
22:36:39: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmmy starts walking to the bridge.
22:36:45: <DMSwordfag> 4Party follows?
22:36:45: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waits on the solid ground.
22:36:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm just, erm... resting."
22:36:55: <ThiefArco> nope
22:37:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Eh."
22:37:07: RogueSymmy 12Stares at the broccubus..
22:37:11: <RogueSymmy> 12"You're on to something.."
22:37:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica and Symmy cross the b ridge.
22:37:18: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5stares back... and licks her lips.
22:37:21: <DMSwordfag> 4Or at least, begin to cross thebridge.
22:37:31: <DMSwordfag> 4It's quite a big bridge, but it doesn't give out under them.
22:37:40: <DMSwordfag> 4They are now walking on it.
22:37:44: <PriestClerica> 6"Wow... long, long, long bridge."
22:37:50: <RogueSymmy> 12"Neat."
22:37:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
22:38:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Anyone else think it's kinda phallic?"
22:38:13: PriestClerica 6pretends she did not hear that
22:38:15: ArdenVanguard 3*shrugs*
22:38:19: RogueSymmy 12Sighs...
22:38:24: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyone else actually crosses the bridge?
22:38:25: <DMSwordfag> 4Or?
22:38:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I like the amount of sighing in this party
22:38:40: <RogueSymmy> 12You're the cause.
22:38:41: <PriestClerica> 6(They're waiting to see a trap)
22:38:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I'm the Zap Brannigan to your Kifs
22:38:45: <PriestClerica> 6(Or the bridge to break)
22:38:51: <DMSwordfag> 4Bloody cunts.
22:38:54: <ArdenVanguard> 3Sure.
22:38:56: ThiefArco begins to gingerly cross the bridge
22:38:58: <DMSwordfag> 4For now, on trap.
22:39:00: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waits patiently.
22:39:14: ArdenVanguard 3starts to walk "Eh."
22:39:15: <RogueSymmy> 12Did me and purple cross it?
22:39:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus stays behind. The rest cross thebridge.
22:39:18: <DMSwordfag> 4They are at the middle of it.
22:39:20: <DMSwordfag> 4(Not yet).
22:39:24: <RogueSymmy> 12Oh boy
22:39:28: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waves at them.
22:39:37: <PriestClerica> 6"...Wow. /looong/, long bridge."
22:39:49: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus is out of sight of the party now.
22:39:49: <PriestClerica> 6"Loooooooooooooooooooooooong long bridge."
22:39:52: <DMSwordfag> 4The fog obscures your view.
22:39:56: <RogueSymmy> 12"I don't get why the Broccubus wouldn't walk on it."
22:40:07: <PriestClerica> 6"She's probably scared of the heights or something."
22:40:11: <RogueSymmy> 12"Huh, what's this?"
22:40:21: <RogueSymmy> 12Roll RES to see through the fog.
22:40:25: <DMSwordfag> 4What?
22:40:26: <DMSwordfag> 4no.
22:40:29: <RogueSymmy> 12Yeah.
22:40:30: <RogueSymmy> 12Good eyesight!
22:40:32: <PriestClerica> 6Res?
22:40:39: <RogueSymmy> 12Actually
22:40:39: <DMSwordfag> 4...no.
22:40:43: <DMSwordfag> 4jUST...
22:40:44: <DMSwordfag> 4No.
22:40:44: <RogueSymmy> 12Just roll sanics to speed to the other side.
22:40:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Okay.
22:40:52: <DMSwordfag> 4 44.
22:40:53: <DMSwordfag> 4You sanic back.
22:40:58: <DMSwordfag> 4You see the sillouette of...two people.
22:41:09: <PriestClerica> 6"...Hey, stop running!'
22:41:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"huh?"
22:41:21: <DMSwordfag> 4You then see one sillouette LIFT itself OFF the gruond
22:41:24: <DMSwordfag> 4And fly to the other side of the bridge.
22:41:28: <PriestClerica> 6"...Huh!?"
22:41:32: <RogueSymmy> 12"Wha..."
22:41:35: <DMSwordfag> 4The remaiing sillouette quickly runs back.
22:41:39: <DMSwordfag> 4And out of your sight.
22:42:00: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
22:42:09: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5lands on the other side with a POMF=3/
22:42:12: <DMSwordfag> 4You are all standing at the bridge. Finaly cross?
22:42:26: <RogueSymmy> 12I'm already at the other side?
22:42:29: <PriestClerica> 6Cross. Yes. Finally.
22:42:32: <DMSwordfag> 4k
22:42:34: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5dislodged herself from Boner, whom she was wearing as winter clothing.
22:42:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3yep
22:42:40: <DMSwordfag> 4The party, after along walk, crosses thebridge.
22:42:48: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus is waiting for them
22:42:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hi."
22:43:01: <PriestClerica> 6"...Huh!?"
22:43:10: <PriestClerica> 6"How the hell did y-"
22:43:19: PriestClerica 6looks back, then forth
22:43:20: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waves at the party, as does Boner.
22:43:29: <PriestClerica> 6"How did you /do/ that?"
22:43:35: <RogueSymmy> 12"Well, she does have /wings/."
22:43:46: <PriestClerica> 6"She does?"
22:43:48: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5doesn't have wings.
22:43:53: <RogueSymmy> 12Don't question my logic
22:43:55: <RogueSymmy> 12Nigger.
22:43:56: <ThiefArco> "Is that it? This could have been much worse I guess."
22:44:00: <PriestClerica> 6"...Symmy you're kinda crazy."
22:44:08: <PriestClerica> 6"Stop being weird."
22:44:09: <DMSwordfag> 4It is snowing abit on this side.
22:44:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
22:44:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Did I look cool flying across?"
22:44:11: <DMSwordfag> 4Not too bad, though.
22:44:22: ThiefArco pulls his coat tighter around him.
22:44:43: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5wears Boner as winter clothing again. Yep.
22:44:45: <RogueSymmy> 12>No random encounters
22:45:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Y'know guys, I had a really strange feeling."
22:45:09: <DMSwordfag> 4It feels pretty good ,even.
22:45:10: PriestClerica 6does not care, for her oversized robe is good enough warmth
22:45:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Like someone was looking at my ass."
22:45:23: <PriestClerica> 6"Doesn't everybody?"
22:45:30: <RogueSymmy> 12"Where did you get that robe from, Clerica?"
22:45:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"But you guys were in front of me!"
22:45:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Why are we here?"
22:45:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh well, guess I'm just being silly."
22:45:46: <PriestClerica> 6"I got the robe from a summoner. He gave it to me."
22:45:56: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5walks onward, waggling her ass in front of the party as she does so.
22:45:57: <RogueSymmy> 12"Oh, he sounds like a nice guy."
22:46:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Keep up with the convo, Arden - we're going on holiday."
22:46:14: PriestClerica 6sighs at the wiggling and continues on
22:46:26: <DMSwordfag> 4The party heads into the snow lands.
22:46:35: <DMSwordfag> 4The town is a day away.
22:46:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Oh."
22:46:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Is it night time now?
22:46:44: <PriestClerica> 6"More waaaalking~"
22:46:47: PriestClerica 6skips along
22:46:53: <PriestClerica> 6"Now skiiiiiiping~"
22:46:55: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
22:46:57: <DMSwordfag> 4UNset.
22:47:00: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling for an encounter..
22:47:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Huh.
22:47:14: <DMSwordfag> 4You guys actually come across a merchant caravan on your way to the town.
22:47:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Coolio.
22:47:40: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh hiya, merchant people!"
22:47:50: <RogueSymmy> 12"Good day."
22:47:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hello, merchants!"
22:48:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hello."
22:48:06: <DMSwordfag> 4They look rather surprised in seeing humans at this time ,but don't questio it much.
22:48:11: <DMSwordfag> 4"Oh, adventurers, is it?"
22:48:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Kinda."
22:48:17: <PriestClerica> 6(ThiefArco if you steal things I swear I will hurt you)
22:48:20: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Kinda."
22:48:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Kinda."
22:48:38: <DMSwordfag> 4"Right."
22:48:49: <ThiefArco> (hue)
22:48:50: <DMSwordfag> 4"We could always use some extra security. Feel free to accompany us, I suppose."
22:49:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3"More of victims of coincidence, but doesn't matter."
22:49:04: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5smirks at the word accompany.
22:49:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Sure."
22:49:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hokie dokie!"
22:49:20: PriestClerica 6frowns at her smirk at the word accompany.
22:49:32: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5smirks wider.
22:49:35: <DMSwordfag> 4So, Join the merchants in setting up camp for now?
22:49:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Yeah, that!
22:49:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3Sure.
22:49:47: <PriestClerica> 6"What are you offering, merchants?"
22:49:51: <PriestClerica> 6"Out of curiosity."
22:50:13: <DMSwordfag> 4"Of wares?"
22:50:16: <DMSwordfag> 4"Or recompense?"
22:51:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Uh... either?"
22:51:15: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco blatantly walks over to Clerica, and tries to steal ehr purse, failing to do so.
22:51:25: PriestClerica 6shrugs. "Never really thought about the pay for accompanym-"
22:51:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Hey!"
22:51:33: PriestClerica 6tugs the purse away."
22:51:34: <ThiefArco> "...Hey..."
22:51:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I could give you some... recompense for your company, Mr. Merchant."
22:52:06: PriestClerica 6sighs. "What are you selling?"
22:52:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Sure. Talk to Willy about that."
22:52:16: DMSwordfag 4eyes Clerica.
22:52:20: <PriestClerica> 6"Anything to keep bumbling /thieves/ away?"
22:52:27: <DMSwordfag> 4"We have some food, items, weapons, armour. Etcetera."
22:52:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"A little bit of everything."
22:52:36: <ThiefArco> >the dm eyes clerica
22:52:36: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5looks for a man aptly named Willy.
22:53:04: <PriestClerica> 6"Hm.... Any b-
22:53:07: <DMSwordfag> 4Willy looks up at Broccubus
22:53:08: <DMSwordfag> 4"Yes?"
22:53:23: PriestClerica 6acts kawaii and Symmy drops dead of heart attack
22:53:28: <PriestClerica> 6There, explained away
22:53:39: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Your boss said you might need my... services."
22:53:51: ThiefArco stares down the merchant.
22:53:57: <ThiefArco> Do you have any crossbows?
22:53:59: <ThiefArco> "*
22:54:01: <DMSwordfag> 4"Services?"
22:54:06: <DMSwordfag> 4"Considering these clothes..you're a whore?"
22:54:21: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is wearing a skeleton and a skimpy outfit.
22:54:30: <DMSwordfag> 4"...Welp, sure. I'll take it."
22:54:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...what kind of whores do you have where you come from?!"
22:54:43: <DMSwordfag> 4Willy shrugs.
22:55:00: <DMSwordfag> 4"None that carry skeletons around. Second tent to the right at 11 O'bong. Got it?"
22:55:19: <DMSwordfag> 4(Yes, O'bong is a MEASUREMENT OF TIME HERE.)
22:55:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"No - good day to you, sir!"
22:55:24: <DMSwordfag> 4"...GOD DAMNIT."
22:55:30: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5storms off in a huff.
22:55:34: <DMSwordfag> 4Willy looks frustrated.
22:55:37: <DMSwordfag> 4BACK TO DEAL.
22:55:37: <PriestClerica> 6"...What happened?"
22:55:43: <DMSwordfag> 4The other Merchant eyes Arco.
22:55:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He called me a whore and offered me sex!"
22:55:47: <DMSwordfag> 4"Crossbows? Yes, in fact."
22:55:51: <DMSwordfag> 4"We have quite the selection."
22:56:02: <PriestClerica> 6"...uh, wasn't that what you were /going/ to offer him?"
22:56:09: ThiefArco peruses their assortment of high-end ranged weaponry
22:56:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I was just going to cook and clean up some. The /nerve/ of some people."
22:56:28: <DMSwordfag> 4Yew Crossbows, Oak Crossbows, Elven Crossbows..
22:56:30: <PriestClerica> 6"Ah."
22:56:32: <DMSwordfag> 4Hardwood crossbows...
22:56:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Looks like that exorcism still has some effect!
22:56:47: <ThiefArco> "Do you have any.... clockwork crossbows?"
22:57:10: <DMSwordfag> 4(What's a clockwork crossobow ,if I may ask?)
22:57:25: <ThiefArco> (Better than convential crossbows :V)
22:57:31: <ThiefArco> (duh)
22:57:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(I assume it's a repeating crossbow)
22:57:55: <ThiefArco> (That too, I guess.)
22:57:56: <DMSwordfag> 4(Right.)
22:57:58: <DMSwordfag> 4"We do, infact."
22:58:03: <DMSwordfag> 4"150 Gold per unit.)
22:58:12: ThiefArco turns to the party
22:58:18: <ThiefArco> "I need you to lend me some dosh."
22:58:27: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh?"
22:58:37: <ThiefArco> "I need 100 gold."
22:58:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Do I get anything from you in return?"
22:59:03: <ThiefArco> "No."
22:59:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Then no deal."
22:59:15: <PriestClerica> 6"How about you promise not to steal from me?"
22:59:21: <ThiefArco> "Good enough."
22:59:28: PriestClerica 6passes dat cash
22:59:39: ThiefArco hands the merchant 150 pieces of dollar gold
22:59:39: <DMSwordfag> 4So.
22:59:45: PriestClerica 6has no idea of money's worth
22:59:47: <DMSwordfag> 4New Crossbow acquired.
22:59:52: <ThiefArco> neat
22:59:54: <DMSwordfag> 4-5 Bonus to crossbow-related rolls.
22:59:57: ArdenVanguard 3sighs.
23:00:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We ready to sleep now, eh?"
23:00:11: <ThiefArco> (does it come with bolts)
23:00:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Party gold is at 320.
23:00:15: <DMSwordfag> 4(Yep.)
23:00:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Might you have any books of holy spells or incantations?"
23:00:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I could use a new shield I guess. Got any of those?
23:00:57: <DMSwordfag> 4"Shields and Scrolls? Yep."
23:01:06: <DMSwordfag> 4"I have a steel kite, and some holy thomse here."
23:01:12: PriestClerica 6squee's "I didn't expect a shopping trip!"
23:01:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3"How much?"
23:01:21: <PriestClerica> 6"We'll take them!"
23:01:28: <DMSwordfag> 4"Kite goes for 110. Tomes for 30."
23:01:36: PriestClerica 6drops 140
23:01:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Fine, fine."
23:01:45: <PriestClerica> 6"Yaaay!"
23:01:49: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Do you buy as well?"
23:01:58: <DMSwordfag> 4Kite shield acquired. +1 END, +5 HP, +2% Chance to deflect.
23:02:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I'm going to point out I have 120 gold still stashes in some undisclosed location of my person
23:02:35: <DMSwordfag> 4Tome acuired. -1 bonus on holy rolls.
23:02:35: <DMSwordfag> 4That's it.
23:02:38: <PriestClerica> 6(That's probably why you haven't leapt on anybody's dick!)
23:02:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I have this leather shield I don't need any more, want to buy it?"
23:02:49: <PriestClerica> 6Would buying another stack?
23:02:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(>implying that'd stop me)
23:02:57: <DMSwordfag> 4(It wouldnt.)
23:03:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"A leather shield? Fourty gold."
23:03:05: <PriestClerica> 6Shiiiet.
23:03:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Sure."
23:03:19: ArdenVanguard 3hands over the old shield.
23:03:19: <DMSwordfag> 4Party gold at 220.
23:03:33: <DMSwordfag> 4"Interested in healing items aswell?"
23:03:46: ThiefArco lays down in the grass and sleeps in his comfy coat
23:03:56: <PriestClerica> 6"Hmm..."
23:03:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Possibly, what do you have?"
23:04:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We need any more Phoenix Downs, Clerica?"
23:04:03: PriestClerica 6checks the current item stock /we/ have
23:04:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Phoenix Downs for 200 Gold, Potions for 50, HI-Potions for 100.
23:04:13: <DMSwordfag> 4PARTY STOCK IS AT
23:04:18: <DMSwordfag> 4 2 Phoenix Downs, 2 Potions.
23:04:31: <PriestClerica> 6"Buy a hi-potion."
23:04:35: <PriestClerica> 6"That's all we need."
23:04:37: <DMSwordfag> 4 120.
23:04:41: <DMSwordfag> 4Rest of the money is stocked with Broccubus.
23:04:45: <ArdenVanguard> 3"That should be fine."
23:04:54: <PriestClerica> 6"Shoppiiiiiiing~"
23:04:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You will have to search me to find it, har har!
23:05:08: PriestClerica 6promptly drops to the dirt in her oversized robes and falls asleep
23:05:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Did we buy that potion or not?
23:05:30: <ArdenVanguard> 3Yeah.
23:05:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Alright, coolio
23:05:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well, time to give Willy a visit..."
23:05:59: <DMSwordfag> 4So.
23:05:59: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5untangles herself from Boner.
23:06:01: <DMSwordfag> 4Party goes to sleep?
23:06:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Boner - go get him!"
23:06:05: <ArdenVanguard> 3Yep.
23:06:17: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5goes to sleep with the party, having sent a skeleton to rape a man.
23:06:38: <DMSwordfag> 4The Thief gropes Broccubus ass.
23:06:43: <DMSwordfag> 4Out of ONWHERE
23:06:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Nice.
23:06:55: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5doesn't even pay attention to this.
23:07:01: <DMSwordfag> 4And then they go to sleep.
23:07:10: ThiefArco has the most neutral look on his face possible
23:07:28: <DMSwordfag> 4They wake up just fine.
23:07:38: <DMSwordfag> 4The caravan seems to be prepping itself to move out.
23:07:49: <PriestClerica> 6"...Well..."
23:07:55: ArdenVanguard 3yawns
23:07:58: PriestClerica 6yawns and stands up
23:08:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"My ass feels nice and warm for some reason. Like if someone was grabbing it all night."
23:09:23: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5coughs.
23:09:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Where's Boner at?"
23:09:40: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh dear."
23:09:40: <DMSwordfag> 4Boner would be with you guys aswell.
23:09:48: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
23:09:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Did you do your job, Boner? Good boy."
23:10:08: ThiefArco tosses a small bag of dosh in his hand
23:10:09: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pets the skeleton and proceeds to wear him as clothes.
23:10:22: <DMSwordfag> 4Head towards SNOW TOWN?
23:10:28: <ArdenVanguard> 3Yep.
23:10:37: <ThiefArco> Sure
23:10:42: <DMSwordfag> 4 19. Absolutely no random encounters.
23:10:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>ThiefArco tosses a small bag of dosh in his hand
23:10:46: <PriestClerica> 6Awesome.
23:10:47: <DMSwordfag> 4Your journey is ap leasant one.
23:10:49: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I don't like the sound of that
23:10:57: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
23:11:05: <DMSwordfag> 4You arrive at the town gates. It's smaller than your own village, but it does have a nice populace.
23:11:08: <PriestClerica> 6"Say, where'd you get that bag of money from?"
23:11:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Clerica - do you feel cold?"
23:11:14: <ThiefArco> "Found it."
23:11:26: <PriestClerica> 6"Kinda."
23:11:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"We can tell."
23:11:35: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5giggles.
23:11:50: PriestClerica 6is confused.
23:11:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Right, let's go find the inn."
23:12:10: <DMSwordfag> 4The town square has it's own Job Board. A handful of adventurers can be seen reading it, or walking around.
23:13:00: <DMSwordfag> 4Namely, some dude in shining golden armour and a trident slung across his back, A necromancer with a pink-ish robe and a bald head, and some cunt with emo blue hair.
23:13:06: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5walks up to the nearest adventure. "Yo, what up G. We iz lookin' for da Inn ya get me?"
23:13:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5*adventurer
23:13:21: <DMSwordfag> 4The Necromancer turns to Broccubus.
23:13:23: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Dem cameos
23:13:24: <DMSwordfag> 4"...An..Inn?"
23:13:32: PriestClerica 6promptly adds a "Yo, G."
23:13:32: <DMSwordfag> 4"Uh, just psat that street."
23:13:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, they can speak normally."
23:13:41: <DMSwordfag> 4He points at a street to his left.
23:13:49: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Thanks, fag."
23:14:01: <DMSwordfag> 4"Y-you too."
23:14:11: PriestClerica 6stares at the emo blue hair guy.
23:14:12: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5makes a move toward the Inn but stops just a second.
23:14:27: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5turns to the golden clad man... and flips him off.
23:14:32: <PriestClerica> 6"What is i-"
23:14:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Erialorb, motherfucker!"
23:14:41: <DMSwordfag> 4The man eyes her.
23:14:44: ArdenVanguard 3*sniffs*
23:14:48: <DMSwordfag> 4"Comrade, THOU ARST A HEATHEN!"
23:14:53: <DMSwordfag> 4He brandishes his trident upward.
23:14:55: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're a faggot!"
23:15:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
23:15:02: <DMSwordfag> 4"No, THOU ART THE FAGGOT."
23:15:05: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling INTIMIDATION.
23:15:13: <DMSwordfag> 4 21.
23:15:13: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Have fun with that."
23:15:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Counter roll, start a literal bible fight
23:15:20: <DMSwordfag> 4 90.
23:15:25: <DMSwordfag> 4*89, I mean.
23:15:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Well fuck.
23:15:34: <DMSwordfag> 4You blush furiously at the MIGHT OF THE GOLDEN WARRIOR.
23:15:37: ArdenVanguard 3walks into the inn, not giving a damn.
23:15:48: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5feels awfully wet.
23:15:48: <DMSwordfag> 4You think you should get the fuck out.
23:15:56: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden heads in the inn.
23:15:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I, erm... I NEED TO GO!"
23:16:06: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5dashes away from the handsome man, toward the inn.
23:16:09: <DMSwordfag> 4There's some Gnome drinking a buttload of whiskey without giving a fuck.
23:16:10: ThiefArco follows arden
23:16:29: ArdenVanguard 3sigh
23:16:35: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5runs into the gnome in her lustful panic.
23:16:52: <DMSwordfag> 4The gnore eyes her.
23:16:53: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Do we have to act like morons every time we meet some one new?"
23:16:54: <DMSwordfag> 4"..What?"
23:17:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Whoah, sorry there. You're a /little/ under my eyeline."
23:17:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Well, that was quick."
23:17:12: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLING TO SUPLEX.
23:17:17: <DMSwordfag> 4 15.
23:17:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Counter roll, seduce him.
23:17:23: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan counter.
23:17:27: ArdenVanguard 3walks up to the counter not paying attention.
23:17:28: <DMSwordfag> 4 23-5
23:17:29: <DMSwordfag> 4SO CLOSE.
23:17:30: <DMSwordfag> 4 17.
23:17:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Damn, if only I was naked.
23:17:39: <DMSwordfag> 4He suplexes your head into the ground and walks off.
23:17:41: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5WAIT
23:17:44: <DMSwordfag> 4"DISRESPECFUL CAHNT."
23:17:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Wait just a sec
23:17:47: <DMSwordfag> 4?
23:17:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5-5 for my garb, -2 for my 11 Cha
23:17:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5 15, 15
23:18:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5No wait, neither of us can count
23:18:09: <DMSwordfag> 4Wait, yeah.
23:18:10: <DMSwordfag> 4A tie.
23:18:10: <DMSwordfag> 4You're right.
23:18:16: <DMSwordfag> 4Let me check your sheet
23:18:25: <DMSwordfag> 4yEP, 15,15.
23:18:36: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN TIE BREAKER.
23:18:40: <Melibar> 10:O
23:18:41: <DMSwordfag> 4 68 FOR YOU
23:18:48: <DMSwordfag> 4 80 FOR THE DWARF.
23:18:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Awesome.
23:19:01: <DMSwordfag> 4He groans, looks you over, and tells you to "bugger off", going back to his drink.
23:19:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Wow, he has a /really/ short fuse."
23:19:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"If you know what I mean. Eh? Eh?"
23:19:41: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
23:19:43: <DMSwordfag> 4He drinks two more glasses of Whiskey, really straining not to suplex you to the ground
23:19:51: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5proceeds to dash off over to Arden before anything bad could happen.
23:20:04: <PriestClerica> 6"Broccubus, could you not insult everybody we /meet/?"
23:20:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"That guy has such a /short/ temper."
23:20:17: <DMSwordfag> 4Some dumbass wearing white robes and a ridiculous hair starts yelling how he is a god isnide the inn.
23:20:26: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5snickers. "No can do, Clerica."
23:20:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Quite the comfy place, really.
23:21:07: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
23:21:17: PriestClerica 6looks around at all the adventurers. "Quite the gratuitous cameo, this scene."
23:21:18: Sexy_Noble watches the group of freaks in amusement.
23:21:22: PriestClerica 6peeks in the 4th wall
23:21:24: <DMSwordfag> 4Anyway.
23:21:26: <DMSwordfag> 4What does the party do?
23:21:54: ThiefArco goe sup to the barkeeper
23:21:55: <ArdenVanguard> 3Rent a room?
23:22:00: <ThiefArco> "Can I have a mug of milk?"
23:22:04: <DMSwordfag> 4"Two gold."
23:22:14: ThiefArco slides them across the counter
23:22:19: Sexy_Noble heads toward the party
23:22:28: <DMSwordfag> 4The Bartender takes it, and sets a mug of milk down.
23:22:36: <DMSwordfag> 4As Aren speaks to the Innkeeper, he learns that the room is 30 G.
23:22:42: ThiefArco begins to chug his milk
23:22:55: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Alright."
23:22:57: <Sexy_Noble> "excuse me to interrupt your...actions but i was wondering if i can join you band of adventurers"
23:23:04: ArdenVanguard 3hands the innkeeper the money.
23:23:12: PriestClerica 6looks at Sexy_Noble and says "SOrry, we've already got a succubus."
23:23:14: <ThiefArco> "You gotta pay the entrance fee first."
23:23:20: <ThiefArco> "20 gold."
23:23:22: <Sexy_Noble> "entry fee?"
23:23:30: <ArdenVanguard> 3"We have no entrance fee."
23:23:31: ThiefArco holds out his hand
23:23:32: <Sexy_Noble> "i guess i got a few gold in my pockets"
23:23:35: <ThiefArco> "Shut up."
23:23:40: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
23:23:48: PriestClerica 6watches with amusement
23:23:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3"If you want to follow us, go for it."
23:23:51: <Sexy_Noble> "wait you don't have an entrance fee?"
23:23:58: <ThiefArco> "We do, he's just new."
23:23:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"
23:23:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Nope.
23:24:15: ArdenVanguard 3sits down and props his feet up on a stool.
23:24:24: ThiefArco waggles his fingers, in a 'pay up' gesture.
23:24:31: Sexy_Noble pays 15 gold to the shady looking man
23:24:36: <Sexy_Noble> "it's all i have"
23:24:43: <garrett> Stealth roll to steal the gold from thief
23:24:45: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Don't bother."
23:24:45: <ThiefArco> "Good enough."
23:24:48: <ThiefArco> Counter
23:24:50: <DMSwordfag> 4go away Garrett
23:24:52: <PriestClerica> 6"...Wow, you just totally swindle-"
23:25:14: <garrett> Nobody expects the thief to get outhiefed, you should let me do that
23:25:23: ArdenVanguard 3gestures the Nobel over.
23:25:26: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5stares at the supposedly sexy noble.
23:26:00: Sexy_Noble heads toward the man
23:26:05: <Sexy_Noble> "yes?"
23:26:10: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>man
23:26:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh, you mean Arden
23:26:53: ArdenVanguard 3tosses a small sack of coins "Here, it's the same amount you gave the idiot."
23:26:55: <PriestClerica> 6Hue
23:26:56: <Sexy_Noble> "so what shall we do since i am now part of this Cool gang of men"
23:26:59: <DMSwordfag> 4(Actually.)
23:27:08: <DMSwordfag> 4(Im goign to make it so Inns are a hub for players, see how htat works out.)
23:27:11: <DMSwordfag> 4(We still have the party limit.)
23:27:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"This cool gang of men... with two women."
23:27:16: Sexy_Noble nods thankfully to Arden
23:27:16: <DMSwordfag> 4(But any player can ask to be in the inn.)
23:27:24: <DMSwordfag> 4(If it turns into a clusterfuck, I'll cancel it.)
23:27:34: <PriestClerica> 6It will
23:27:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Not a bad idea, Fag - if it works)
23:27:36: <PriestClerica> 6Hahah
23:27:47: <Sexy_Noble> "wait your a women?"
23:27:52: ArdenVanguard 3*sighs* and wonders why he still with them.
23:27:57: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, boy."
23:28:00: PriestClerica 6hides
23:28:06: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5coughs once.
23:28:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"
23:28:30: <PriestClerica> 6(ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
23:28:37: <Sexy_Noble> "not to be rude and all but YOU'RE so ugly"
23:28:46: <Sexy_Noble> "Does arms are to masculine"
23:28:51: <GiantDouche> DAMN SON YOU GONNA LET THAT BITCH TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT
23:28:59: <Sexy_Noble> "and that ass is flat"
23:29:02: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5inhales again.
23:29:05: <GiantDouche> SHUT THIS HOE DOWN YO
23:29:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Incoming Catfight.
23:29:12: PriestClerica 6peeks out from behind ARden
23:29:20: Sexy_Noble staggers back
23:29:24: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brohellan Whores. I've been involved in numerous sexy raids on Brohalla."
23:29:25: ThiefArco tries to look busy sipping his milk
23:29:26: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, man, she just insulted her ass!"
23:29:37: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh?"
23:29:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, slap her with my MIND
23:29:47: <DMSwordfag> 4 11
23:29:49: <DMSwordfag> 4OMEGASLAP
23:29:51: <PriestClerica> 6WOW
23:29:56: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
23:29:59: <DMSwordfag> 4You slap her. HARD. Really, REALLY hard.
23:30:02: <DMSwordfag> 4It makes an audible SMACK.
23:30:02: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah, here comes the fists!"
23:30:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Everyone looks at her.
23:30:06: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I don't even care anymore."
23:30:06: <Sexy_Noble> >her
23:30:08: <DMSwordfag> 4By GOD
23:30:11: <DMSwordfag> 4You humiliated him/her.
23:30:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And I have over 300 confirmed fucks."
23:30:40: <ThiefArco> (And she's trained in gorrila whorefare)
23:30:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm trained in raping warfare and I am the top fucker in the entire Brohellan broccubi, you are nothing to me than just another victim."
23:30:47: <Sexy_Noble> roll charm to cry bitch convincing bitch tears
23:30:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh, damn - should used that line
23:30:59: <DMSwordfag> 4 43.
23:31:02: <DMSwordfag> 4You cry.
23:31:06: <DMSwordfag> 4Some people feel sorry for oyu.
23:31:14: <GiantDouche> "What a bitch, hitting other people is wrong."
23:31:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5...what gender ARE you?
23:31:25: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh... dear."
23:31:27: <Sexy_Noble> "Am a Sexy Man"
23:31:33: <PriestClerica> 6"Here comes the waterworks!"
23:31:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That makes it even funnier
23:31:36: <ThiefArco> So use handsome
23:31:38: <ThiefArco> you dunkass
23:31:50: ArdenVanguard 3leans back with his eyes closed.
23:31:50: <Sexy_Noble> "am too sexy for that"
23:31:58: <DMSwordfag> 4You hear a small yell coming from outside.
23:31:59: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5folds her arms.
23:32:01: <Sexy_Noble> "and my nails are already painted"
23:32:04: <DMSwordfag> 4"-----Les!"
23:32:16: ArdenVanguard 3looks up.
23:32:17: <PriestClerica> 6"Arden, you alrig-
23:32:25: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I'm fine."
23:32:27: PriestClerica 6turns to the yell and peeks out the window
23:32:33: <DMSwordfag> 4Silence.
23:32:39: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...what was that?"
23:32:39: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I just learned to stop caring about everyone, feels nice."
23:32:44: Sexy_Noble hide somewhere
23:32:54: ThiefArco walks outside, looking for the noise
23:33:01: <DMSwordfag> 4Suddenly, the Blue Haired emo fuck FLIES through a window.
23:33:11: <PriestClerica> 6"Gwah-!?"
23:33:12: ArdenVanguard 3eyes shoot open.
23:33:12: <DMSwordfag> 4And crashes down on the floor.
23:33:20: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp."
23:33:22: <Sexy_Noble> "is it dead?"
23:33:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"What a little fag."
23:33:29: <DMSwordfag> 4He's alive. He just got tossed through the Window.
23:33:38: PriestClerica 6looks out the broken window
23:33:39: <DMSwordfag> 4And you can hear words.
23:33:42: <DMSwordfag> 4Words you cursed for years.
23:33:44: ArdenVanguard 3Stands up and walks over.
23:33:48: <PriestClerica> 6"Who is-"
23:33:51: <DMSwordfag> 4Words you believed that you would not hear ever in your lifetime.
23:33:55: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You already, Pal?"
23:33:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>Tentataur
23:33:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Words that yo uhated, and that insipire all that you dispise.
23:34:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Calling it now
23:34:04: <DMSwordfag> 4"CHECK 'EM."
23:34:10: <Sexy_Noble> "oh no..."
23:34:12: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Doublesmancer)
23:34:15: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh, dear god..."
23:34:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"N-no. NO!"
23:34:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Get the /fuck/ back, everybody!"
23:34:26: ArdenVanguard 3readies his spear
23:34:26: <DMSwordfag> 4Mc Evilston kicks down the door.
23:34:28: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5feels some otherworldly force lift her arm up and make her point at the corner.
23:34:34: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Doublesmancers..."
23:34:43: PriestClerica 6swipes out her staff
23:34:45: <ThiefArco> Roll agi to crossbow him in the back
23:34:45: ArdenVanguard 3walks slowly to the door.
23:34:49: <DMSwordfag> 4He spots the party. They hear the sounds of swords clanging.
23:34:51: <DMSwordfag> 4The town is under att-
23:34:54: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN STEALTH ATTACK.
23:35:07: <DMSwordfag> 4 57-10 due to stealth. -5 TO CROSSBOW.
23:35:09: <DMSwordfag> 4 12.
23:35:11: <DMSwordfag> 4*42
23:35:22: <DMSwordfag> 4You hit the Doublesmancer on the back. He staggets backwards
23:35:22: <PriestClerica> 6I almost thought you forgot math for a second
23:35:26: <DMSwordfag> 4"Insolence!"
23:35:32: <DMSwordfag> 4He begins to cast a spell.
23:35:36: <ArdenVanguard> 3Counter
23:35:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3Fist him in the face
23:35:44: <DMSwordfag> 4 46.
23:35:46: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling Counter.
23:35:50: <DMSwordfag> 4 96.
23:35:55: <DMSwordfag> 4Even with your STR bonus.
23:35:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3Here we go.
23:35:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Not enough to escape a critical miss.
23:36:04: <DMSwordfag> 4You run over to the Doublesmancer.
23:36:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Ouch.
23:36:16: <DMSwordfag> 4He pulls out a pad and points at it.
23:36:18: <DMSwordfag> 4It reads "22"
23:36:24: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Fuc-"
23:36:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5can't help but point at the pad.
23:36:31: <DMSwordfag> 4You're blasted back, and crash to the floor.
23:36:38: <DMSwordfag> 4The inkeeper hides under his desk.
23:36:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Ahhh-"
23:36:43: <DMSwordfag> 4And the doublesmancer turn sto Arco.
23:36:45: <DMSwordfag> 4COMBAT
23:36:46: <DMSwordfag> 4INITIATED.
23:36:47: ThiefArco stows away his crossbow and pulls out his bow
23:36:54: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco's turn.
23:36:57: ArdenVanguard 3tries to get back up
23:37:09: <ThiefArco> Agi roll to shoot his left hand
23:37:10: <DMSwordfag> 4Also, Arden
23:37:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Injuries are.
23:37:21: <DMSwordfag> 4-15 HP, immobilized for a turn.
23:37:28: <ArdenVanguard> 3l
23:37:28: <PriestClerica> 6I swear to god every single combat starts with Arden injured
23:37:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3k
23:37:30: <DMSwordfag> 4Rollan Agi.
23:37:36: <DMSwordfag> 4 11.
23:37:36: <DMSwordfag> 4HAH.
23:37:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Pretty much, Purp
23:37:40: <PriestClerica> 6HAH
23:37:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3I wrecked the Skeletons
23:37:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5True dat
23:37:53: <DMSwordfag> 4You fire RIGHT though his hand.
23:37:58: <DMSwordfag> 4He groans, holding his hand
23:38:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"FOOL! I can still check them with my other hand!"
23:38:07: <Handsome_Noble> "CHECK EM"
23:38:08: <DMSwordfag> 4"You have done NOTHING!"
23:38:14: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancer turn.
23:38:20: <DMSwordfag> 4 78.
23:38:28: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You...Will never win...Scum!"
23:38:33: <DMSwordfag> 4He pulls out his pad..
23:38:35: <DMSwordfag> 4 1728.
23:38:39: <DMSwordfag> 4"Gosh DANGIT."
23:38:56: <DMSwordfag> 4Symmy'- WELP DEAD
23:38:57: <ThiefArco> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDXfAoYcKM
23:38:59: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
23:38:59: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5giggles at the faggot who is ruining good adventures.
23:39:19: PriestClerica 6takes her staff and casts "Bind Movement" on the Doublemancer's hand
23:39:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 67
23:39:33: <DMSwordfag> 4ROLLAN COUNTER
23:39:34: <Handsome_Noble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
23:39:37: <DMSwordfag> 4 26.
23:39:40: <DMSwordfag> 4"Nice try, Girl..."
23:39:42: <DMSwordfag> 4"But check THESE."
23:39:46: <DMSwordfag> 4"55."
23:39:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica is IMMOBILIZED!
23:39:56: <PriestClerica> 6"I ain't checkinganyth- GAh!"
23:40:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancer's turn.
23:40:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3(I still like Mc'Evilston made a cameo)
23:40:09: <Handsome_Noble> "who is this man!"
23:40:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Oh -FUCK-.
23:40:14: <DMSwordfag> 4 6.
23:40:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"A...Doublesmancer!"
23:40:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(It's truly horrifying.)
23:40:30: <DMSwordfag> 4He pulls out his pad smoothly
23:40:37: <DMSwordfag> 4"Hey, Allen? Is that a 5?"
23:40:39: <DMSwordfag> 4"555"
23:40:45: <DMSwordfag> 4The entire party is blasted back!
23:40:50: <DMSwordfag> 4 30 HP, Universal damage!
23:40:52: <ArdenVanguard> 3"ahhhhh."
23:40:54: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5screams and points at the pad. "Trips!"
23:41:00: <Handsome_Noble> "my legs!"
23:41:03: <PriestClerica> 6"Gyah!"
23:41:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Trips..."
23:41:27: <DMSwordfag> 4Arden's turn.
23:41:32: <DMSwordfag> 4Rolling RES To see if you can man out immobilization.
23:41:37: <DMSwordfag> 4 85.
23:41:38: <DMSwordfag> 4nOPE.
23:41:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Damn."
23:41:47: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancer's turn.
23:41:56: <DMSwordfag> 4 24.
23:42:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh Lord.
23:42:05: <Handsome_Noble> counter
23:42:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"I haven't even begun!"
23:42:11: <DMSwordfag> 4 83.
23:42:14: <DMSwordfag> 4he pulls out his pad again.
23:42:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Noble dashes dorward.
23:42:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Truly, these are the darkest of days.
23:42:21: <DMSwordfag> 4"No you won-"
23:42:23: <DMSwordfag> 4>44
23:42:29: <Handsome_Noble> "check em"
23:42:30: <DMSwordfag> 4His legs are blasted. He now has a BROKEN leg.
23:42:32: <DMSwordfag> 4 10 HP damage.
23:42:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Broccubus turn.
23:43:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psi roll, use my psychic abilities to acquire the next big GET
23:43:08: <DMSwordfag> 4 92.
23:43:11: <DMSwordfag> 4You get singles. You feel bad about yourself.
23:43:14: <ThiefArco> rip
23:43:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, man."
23:43:21: <DMSwordfag> 4+2 Malus to next roll.
23:43:26: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I should've used a script."
23:43:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancer's turn.
23:43:34: <DMSwordfag> 4"Now, to end you..."
23:43:45: <DMSwordfag> 4 34.
23:43:48: <ThiefArco> Counter, stealth roll to steal his pad
23:43:54: <DMSwordfag> 4 54
23:43:55: <DMSwordfag> 4JESUS CHRIST
23:44:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>34
23:44:01: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>4
23:44:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>54
23:44:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>4
23:44:04: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>44
23:44:04: <DMSwordfag> 4This doublesmancer is insane
23:44:15: <DMSwordfag> 4"Check my consquentials!"
23:44:18: <DMSwordfag> 4>34
23:44:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"My eyes!"
23:44:38: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco is blasted on the chest.
23:44:40: <DMSwordfag> 4-15 HP.
23:44:51: <DMSwordfag> 4This is looking bad.
23:44:53: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco's turn.
23:45:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5I fucking hate Doublesmancers
23:45:13: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancers confirmed for ruining EVERYGAME
23:45:20: <PriestClerica> 6This Doublesmancer is 10x more effective then SC has ever been
23:45:29: <ThiefArco> Agi roll to shoot out his other hand with my bow
23:46:00: <DMSwordfag> 4 6.
23:46:05: <ThiefArco> >6
23:46:06: <ThiefArco> >6
23:46:07: <ArdenVanguard> 3Noice
23:46:07: <ThiefArco> >6
23:46:07: <DMSwordfag> 4The Doublesmancer pulls out a pad.
23:46:14: <DMSwordfag> 4"I HAVE HAD ENOUG HOF YOU."
23:46:16: <DMSwordfag> 4"CHECK THEEES-"
23:46:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Arco shoots his hand.
23:46:21: <ThiefArco> "Check THIS!"
23:46:22: <DMSwordfag> 4And grabs the PAD.
23:46:23: <DMSwordfag> 4 6
23:46:23: <DMSwordfag> 4 6
23:46:24: <DMSwordfag> 4 6
23:46:31: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Good shot!"
23:46:33: <Handsome_Noble> "This isn't holy"
23:46:36: <DMSwordfag> 4The Doublesmancer is VIOLENTLY blasted back, and impaled on a piece of wood.
23:46:45: <DMSwordfag> 4He groans loudly, pushing himself off the splinter.
23:46:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"6-6-6, the triples of the beast!"
23:46:52: <DMSwordfag> 4"G-give that back!"
23:46:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Brohell and fire, were born to be released!"
23:47:04: <DMSwordfag> 4Doublesmancer's turn.
23:47:15: <DMSwordfag> 4He rolls AGI to attempt to grab the Pad.
23:47:15: <DMSwordfag> 4 15.
23:47:16: <ThiefArco> counter, bolt to the face
23:47:21: <DMSwordfag> 4 98.
23:47:25: <DMSwordfag> 4You raise your crossbow.
23:47:27: <ThiefArco> shitshitshitshitshit
23:47:30: <DMSwordfag> 4And fire.
23:47:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh snap.
23:47:34: <DMSwordfag> 4CUNT.
23:47:34: <PriestClerica> 6inb4 bolt in your face
23:47:34: <DMSwordfag> 4But you forgot to lod a bolt.
23:47:39: <PriestClerica> 6Wow.
23:47:43: <DMSwordfag> 4The doublesmancer swipes the PAD off your face.
23:47:45: <PriestClerica> 6Smart, Arco.
23:47:48: <DMSwordfag> 4And kicks you in the nuts.
23:47:53: <DMSwordfag> 4-15 HP.
23:47:54: ThiefArco pulls the trigger, making several clicking sounds
23:47:57: <DMSwordfag> 4You are now at 0 HP.
23:47:59: <DMSwordfag> 4And you are bleeding out.
23:48:04: <ThiefArco> >0
23:48:06: <ThiefArco> >Not 10
23:48:18: <DMSwordfag> 4(I was counting. You got to 0 here.)
23:48:24: <DMSwordfag> 4(wait nvm, you're right.)
23:48:25: <DMSwordfag> 4(10.)
23:48:42: <DMSwordfag> 4(Was looking at someone -else- with 15 HP.)
23:48:51: <DMSwordfag> 4(Anyway, posting HPs to impede confusion.)
23:49:02: <DMSwordfag> 4Bro : HP : 20/50
23:49:12: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica : HP : 10/40
23:49:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Vanguard : HP : 70/115
23:49:21: <ThiefArco> inb4 thief is the bulkiest
23:49:23: <ThiefArco> alright
23:49:37: <DMSwordfag> 4Noble : 30/70
23:49:44: <DMSwordfag> 4Clerica's turn.
23:49:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Purple, you have to channel the power of moot!
23:50:04: <PriestClerica> 6Welp.
23:50:20: <PriestClerica> 6What's /his/ HP, McEvilston?
23:50:29: <DMSwordfag> 4Mc Evilston's HP?
23:50:35: <DMSwordfag> 4You can try to scan it.
23:50:40: <DMSwordfag> 4He looks severely injuried.
23:50:41: <ThiefArco> In between taking a bolt to the back and two arrows to the hand
23:50:45: <PriestClerica> 6Fuck that, I'm not scanning.
23:50:47: <DMSwordfag> 4And being -IMPALED-.
23:50:48: <ThiefArco> and then being impaled by a stake
23:50:49: <DMSwordfag> 4So yes
23:50:51: <DMSwordfag> 4He is VERY wounded.
23:50:58: <ThiefArco> DON'T MIND ME JUST DOING ALL THE DAMAGE
23:51:11: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Group heal?)
23:51:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You must pray to moot to BAN DOUBLES
23:51:22: <PriestClerica> 6Holy roll, summon the great ban-hammer to rain down from the skies!
23:51:29: <DMSwordfag> 4...
23:51:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Awww yeah.
23:51:33: <DMSwordfag> 4HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIT
23:51:34: <DMSwordfag> 4 3.
23:51:35: <DMSwordfag> 4-3.
23:51:36: <DMSwordfag> 4-1.
23:51:39: <DMSwordfag> 4THATS A -1.
23:51:40: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>-1
23:51:41: <DMSwordfag> 4YOU ROLLED
23:51:42: <DMSwordfag> 4A -1
23:51:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"No dubs aloud!"
23:51:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
23:51:51: <DMSwordfag> 4You can perform this action, Purpl.
23:51:53: <DMSwordfag> 4Go for it.
23:51:54: <ThiefArco> gg no re
23:52:06: <Handsome_Noble> "holy god"
23:52:16: PriestClerica 6sticks her staff into the dirt, and raises her hands to the sky.
23:52:24: <DMSwordfag> 4"Foolish girl!"
23:52:29: <PriestClerica> 6A glowing, giant golden hammer cracks the skies apart.
23:52:34: <DMSwordfag> 4The doublesmancer shows her his PAD
23:52:36: <DMSwordfag> 4I will NOT BE DEFEATED
23:52:40: <DMSwordfag> 4CHECK THEEEESSEEE!
23:52:51: <DMSwordfag> 4 56. He gets consequentials. Thats it.
23:52:58: <PriestClerica> 6The hammer falls with amazing speeds, gaining fire in the sky.
23:53:05: <DMSwordfag> 4"Why isn't this WORKING!"
23:53:08: <DMSwordfag> 4"Chek them, damnit!"
23:53:19: <DMSwordfag> 4 6.
23:53:20: <DMSwordfag> 4"HAHA. QUADS."
23:53:21: <PriestClerica> 6It crashes through the roof of the inn, and slams down onto the dirt.
23:53:22: <Handsome_Noble> "it's over Dobles guy"
23:53:23: <DMSwordfag> 4"DIE LITTLE G-
23:53:28: <DMSwordfag> 4*Squish*
23:53:30: <PriestClerica> 6The resulting /explosion/ OBLITERATES the inn.
23:53:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 4(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST)
23:53:41: <DMSwordfag> 4BOSS
23:53:41: <DMSwordfag> 4DEFEATED
23:53:42: <Handsome_Noble> "MODS = GODS"
23:53:44: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
23:53:45: <DMSwordfag> 4+5 XP.
23:53:55: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Welp, that works."
23:53:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Fuck year, moot."
23:54:03: <PriestClerica> 6All that is left standing is remains of an inn and a ton of confused adventurers.
23:54:10: ThiefArco falls to the ground, exhausted.
23:54:18: <DMSwordfag> 4Everyone but Arco and Noble have LEVELED UP.
23:54:19: <PriestClerica> 6"...Oh! Arco!"
23:54:25: <ThiefArco> "That was more than I bargained for."
23:54:28: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5can finally put her left arm down, no longer having to check anything.
23:54:31: ArdenVanguard 3stands up and dusts him self off.
23:54:39: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Good job, kinda."
23:54:50: <DMSwordfag> 4Guys.
23:54:54: Handsome_Noble crawls to the nearest bed and lays down to rest his broken legs
23:54:55: <DMSwordfag> 4I have to go for just a few minuts.
23:54:57: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Aside from wrecking the inn, good job."
23:54:58: <DMSwordfag> 4use this time to rearrange levels
23:55:00: <DMSwordfag> 4and RP a bit
23:55:04: <DMSwordfag> 4I'll be back in 5 or 10. LITERALLY.
23:55:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Guys, I can't actually spend 5 points to level up with)
23:55:28: ThiefArco pulls out his crossbow and stuffs a bolt in there
23:55:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(I can only use 4 or 6)
23:55:38: <ThiefArco> save them
23:55:39: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Wat do?)
23:55:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(We can do that? Coolio)
23:55:55: <DMSwordfag> 4(You can save stats. anyway brb.)
23:56:18: <DMSwordfag> 4and one request
23:56:20: <DMSwordfag> 4when you elvel up
23:56:24: <DMSwordfag> 4just send me WHAT you leveled up
23:56:27: <DMSwordfag> 4isntead of your entire stat sheet
23:56:34: <PriestClerica> 6Awriiight
23:56:35: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh balls, just as I did that
23:56:50: Handsome_Noble limps toward the party members
23:56:57: <Handsome_Noble> "can some one heal my legs"
23:57:06: <PriestClerica> 6"Yes, give me a moment."
23:57:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"...nah."
23:57:34: PriestClerica 6swipes the wand out from the dirt, and runs her hand up and down the length, cleaning the dirt.
23:57:44: <Handsome_Noble> "Damn peasant's always fucking up my own personal quest"
23:57:48: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Clerica, what did I say about giving your wands handjobs."
23:58:12: Handsome_Noble looks idly at the priest
23:58:21: <PriestClerica> 6"What? I am n-"
23:58:31: PriestClerica 6looks at her hand motions, then promptly stops
23:58:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're doing it all wrong anyway."
23:59:14: <PriestClerica> 6"...I've been cleaning staffs and wands like that for years, though."
23:59:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You need to put some mouth action into it, use your tongue."
23:59:40: <Handsome_Noble> "you gotta clean another kind of wand Wet Nurse"
23:59:48: Handsome_Noble point's toward Crotch
23:59:52: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, right, lick the hand to wet the d-
23:59:55: <PriestClerica> 6"Shut up!"