- CID Jokes
- After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call
- the world famous CID.
- ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi
- tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !!
- (Shaking his finger)
- (After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find
- out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)
- Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student ne
- aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon
- tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!
- ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!
- ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic
- lab me leke aao...dr. salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss
- murde aadmi se !!
- (after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of
- joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)
- Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil
- hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe ke lab se khali haat
- nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega
- (after playin with some colour changing liquids)
- Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta
- hu..iska khoon hua hai !!
- ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??
- Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! yeh dekho...(shows him his
- star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)
- ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein
- kisi ne batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke
- aao bureau me...ab kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!
- (virus is brought to the bureau)
- Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...maine kuch nahi kiya
- Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???
- Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??
- (daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)
- Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???
- Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta hu...sab bata ta hu !
- Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu
- hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya
- ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!
- Virus: meri opera ki cd kharaab ho gayi thi. phir Joy aaya aur usne
- mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...maine uska helicopter gutter me fek
- diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha
- toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye
- mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...
- ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare saath co-operate karo
- (virus leaves)
- ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus
- me khoon ho gaya aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??
- Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana
- chaiye...CID ko nahi !!
- ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa gaya..aur campus se khoon kar
- ke nikal gaya??
- Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?
- ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek
- kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se
- check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!
- Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!
- (they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour
- every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the
- breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!)
- ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke
- saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se
- entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab
- apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!
- (after checking the campus)
- Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary
- mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman
- the...aur woh rancho se badla lena chahta tha !!
- ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun
- hai... Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le jao !
- Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se
- iss chatur ne hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi
- pata hoga !!
- ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!
- (chatur in interrogation)
- ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??
- Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!
- Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room
- se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi
- Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai
- (Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)
- Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical
- helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya
- tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe
- dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya
- ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab
- nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi
- FAASI !!
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