Who's Next?

Icefrog made a MOBA and it was good
There'd be no more, we understood
Then Riot made a MOBA, but that's okay
The community's shit, but it's fun to play!

Who's next?

Valve made a MOBA, but don't you grieve
'Cause they're on our side… I believe
Then Blizzard made a MOBA, but have no fear
They'll just survive on WoW for at least five years

Who's next?

Then Hi-Rez Studios said that they
Were gonna make one any day
I wanna play Tribes too, but that's right
Now they've made a MOBA and they call it Smite!

Who's next?

Sony's gonna make one too
Just to surpass you-know-who
So Microsoft's looking forward
It cannot be ignored
We thought this fad would soon be over
But just in case… we better make a MOBA!

Who's next?

Ubisoft is next to go,
And, who knows, maybe Nintendo
We'll try to stay alert and sober
When Electronic Arts makes a MOBA!

Who's next, who's next, who's next?
Who's next?