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  1. [02:29] <voxenFAIL> okcupid.com/profile/007Bistromath
  2. -
  3. voxenFAIL is voxenFAIL@dix-EABED2C7.nycap.res.rr.com * ...
  4. voxenFAIL on #64chan
  5. voxenFAIL End of /WHOIS list.
  6. -
  7. [02:34] <MaD> is this you or a random internet account
  8. [02:34] <MaD> i dno't want to read a random account
  9. [02:34] <voxenFAIL> It is me.
  10. [02:35] <voxenFAIL> You can probably tell by the little codephrase at the bottom.
  11. [02:35] <MaD> codephrase?
  12. [02:35] <voxenFAIL> If you scroll to the bottom, you'll see it. And if you don't get it, I'll explain it.
  13. [02:35] <MaD> lol the dog?
  14. [02:36] <voxenFAIL> yes
  15. [02:36] <voxenFAIL> Basically, that is my way of seeing whether anyone who looks at my profile is into that, in a way that I can claim is just random humor.
  16. [02:37] <voxenFAIL> Because if you get fucked by a dog, you often want to put socks on his forepaws
  17. [02:37] <voxenFAIL> so you don't get clawed up
  18. [02:37] <MaD> wait so you actually have sex with dogs?
  19. [02:37] <voxenFAIL> I have sucked a couple of them off, but never had the chance to go further than that.
  20. [02:38] <voxenFAIL> Please tell me you aren't surprised. :p
  21. [02:38] <MaD> its 99chan i can't be surprised anymore
  22. [02:39] <MaD> why dogs
  23. [02:40] <voxenFAIL> You did read the essay, didn't you? :p
  24. [02:40] <voxenFAIL> Though it's certainly not all about their dicks.
  25. [02:41] <MaD> oh.
  26. [02:41] <voxenFAIL> Dogs are our best friends for a reason: we helped make each other what we are. Humans wouldn't have been nearly as successful without their canine companions, and they'd still be wolves without us guiding their breeding. (Though that would arguably be better.)
  27. [02:42] <voxenFAIL> They understand us better than we understand them. They have nuanced personalities and strong emotions, and they know how we feel. They love us. And I love them.
  28. [02:43] <MaD> is that from your essay or are you just typing that?
  29. [02:43] <voxenFAIL> Just typing it right now.
  30. [02:43] <MaD> haha ok jw
  31. [02:43] <voxenFAIL> You should read the essay, though. It's good. ;)
  32.  
  33. [03:13] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> So, MaD is talking to you? wtf is going on?
  34. [03:13] <lolidunno> wot is hapen
  35. [03:13] <lolidunno> how say
  36. [03:13] <MaD> just tell him i beeped you earlier
  37. [03:13] <MaD> show him the log
  38. [03:13] <lolidunno> I'll be a girl too
  39. [03:13] <MaD> OH GOD YES
  40. [03:13] <MaD> DO IT
  41. [03:13] <lolidunno> we were talking about lady problems
  42. [03:13] <lolidunno> lesbian lady problems
  43. [03:14] <MaD> use those exact words
  44. [03:19] <lolidunno> voxenFAIL> Oh.
  45. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> I figured she was going to get you to zline me like just happened on 64 out of the blue.
  46. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> According to Dorian, ONX did it, and told people to ask MaD why.
  47. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> And she won't talk to me here.
  48. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> At the time I was having what seemed like a friendly conversation with MaD
  49. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> Previously in the channel I had talked about how much I love dog dicks. As anyone who knows me is aware I do rather frequently.
  50. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> Later, for unrelated reasons, MaD was being a silly flirt.
  51. [03:19] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> I offered her my okc profile, which has a sly little codephrase in it about the dogfucking.
  52. [03:20] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> Apparenlty, she thought all the stuff I said before was a joke. Which is ridiculous, because I've only been out in this community since forever. I've talked about it at length on both the board and in channel.
  53. [03:20] <lolidunno> <voxenFAIL> She still didn't seem to be upset, mind you.
  54. [03:20] <lolidunno> alright I'm going to tell him that you were raped by a dog
  55. [03:20] <MaD> is this real life
  56.  
  57. [03:32] <MaD> [03:31] <voxenFAIL> Listen, I didn't know what happened to you. It was terrible, and If I had, I wouldn't have talked about that stuff with you. I'm sorry I brought this to your mind.
  58. [03:32] <MaD> [03:32] <voxenFAIL> But you have no business getting me zlined. I didn't do anything to you on purpose. I've been a member of this community for a long time, and this has never been a secret.
  59. [03:32] <lolidunno> dang I think you should accept his apology
  60. [03:32] <lolidunno> it's from the heart god
  61. [03:32] <MaD> did you visit his okc?
  62. [03:33] <MaD> this dude scares me
  63. [03:34] <MaD> [03:33] <voxenFAIL> You gave me absolutely no indication that our conversation was anything other than friendly. If you'd expressed any kind of upset, I would've left you alone.
  64. [03:34] <MaD> can someone
  65. [03:34] <MaD> pls
  66. [03:34] <MaD> tell this nigga to stop trying to fuck me
  67. [03:34] <lolidunno> tell him that ever since you were raped by a dog you've identified as a dog in a lesbian's body
  68. [03:35] <MaD> i can't chat w/ him again
  69. [03:35] <MaD> i can't do it
  70. [03:35] <MaD> i'm not 13 yrs old anymore
  71. [03:36] <lolidunno> what happened to your youthful sense of internet adventure
  72. [03:36] <MaD> well
  73. [03:36] <MaD> i touched a girl's vagina and never looked back
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