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Brandon Darby, SWAT Call Artist

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  1. “You can not arrest an idea” - Anonymous
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  4. This famous quote is definitive; when an idea's time has come it doesn't matter how many flash-bangs, tear gas grenades, and police batons there are in inventory. Change comes hard and fast.
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  6. There is, we think, a civil counterpart to the criminal aspect of the original quote.
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  8. “You can not sue the internet” - Anonymous
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  11. These words, delivered via the Tor anonymizing network, and stored in as many pastes as we feel necessary to make, are an unstoppable force, a handmaiden to an idea on the move.
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  13. This pains you, we get that. We can take this video, which mixes your voice with the voice of the SWAT caller.
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  16. Yes, Brandon Darby, it is YOU who are endangered people with false police reports.
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  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe4NCaz4NgM
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  22. And we can, via the magic of Google Alerts, loft it right into the inboxes of staffers for 87 House offices that you have dragged into your crime spree.
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  25. Michael Grimm (R-NY)
  26. http://twitter.com/repmichaelgrimm
  27. http://www.facebook.com/repmichaelgrimm
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  29. Sandy Adams (R-FL)
  30. http://twitter.com/RepSandyAdams
  31. http://www.facebook.com/RepSandyAdams
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  36. Tom Graves (R-GA)
  37. http://twitter.com/RepTomGraves
  38. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tom-Graves/95980429129
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  40. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
  41. http://twitter.com/RepLouieGohmert
  42. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Louie-Gohmert/50375006903
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  44. Trey Gowdy (R-SC)
  45. http://twitter.com/tgowdysc
  46. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Trey-Gowdy/143059759084016
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  48. Jim Jordan (R-OH)
  49. http://twitter.com/RepJimJordan
  50. http://www.facebook.com/repjimjordan
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  52. Trent Franks (R-AZ)
  53. http://twitter.com/RepTrentFranks
  54. http://www.facebook.com/TrentFranks
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  56. Andy Harris (R-MD)
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  59. Steve Southerland (R-FL)
  60. http://twitter.com/Rep_Southerland
  61. http://www.facebook.com/RepSteveSoutherland
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  63. Joe Walsh (R-IL)
  64. http://twitter.com/RepJoeWalsh
  65. http://www.facebook.com/RepJoeWalsh
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  67. Paul Broun (R-GA)
  68. http://twitter.com/RepPaulBrounMD
  69. http://www.facebook.com/RepPaulBroun
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  71. Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA)
  72. http://twitter.com/RepWestmoreland
  73. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Lynn-Westmoreland/71389451419
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  75. Bob Goodlatte (R-VA)
  76. http://twitter.com/RepGoodlatte
  77. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robert-Goodlatte/6459789414
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  79. Morgan Griffith (R-VA)
  80. http://twitter.com/RepMGriffith
  81. http://www.facebook.com/RepMorganGriffith
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  83. Chip Cravaack (R-MN)
  84. http://twitter.com/RepChipCravaack
  85. http://www.facebook.com/RepChipCravaack
  86.  
  87. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT)
  88. http://twitter.com/JasonInTheHouse
  89. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jason-Chaffetz/212373730233
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  91. Phil Gingrey (R-GA)
  92. http://twitter.com/RepPhilGingrey
  93. http://www.facebook.com/RepPhilGingrey
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  96. Dan Burton (R-IN)
  97. http://twitter.com/RepDanBurton
  98. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dan-Burton/20437729129
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  100. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA)
  101. http://twitter.com/CathyMcMorris
  102. http://www.facebook.com/mcmorrisrodgers
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  104. Leonard Lance (R-NJ)
  105. http://www.facebook.com/CongressmanLance
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  108. Jeff Duncan (R-SC)
  109. http://twitter.com/RepJeffDuncan
  110. http://www.facebook.com/RepJeffDuncan
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  113. Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-WA)
  114. http://twitter.com/HerreraBeutler
  115. http://www.facebook.com/herrerabeutler
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  117. Daniel Webster (R-FL)
  118. http://twitter.com/RepWebster
  119. http://www.facebook.com/RepWebster
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  121. Allen West (R-FL)
  122. http://twitter.com/AllenWest
  123. http://www.facebook.com/AllenWestFl
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  125. Dennis Ross (R-FL)
  126. http://twitter.com/RepDennisRoss
  127. http://www.facebook.com/pages/US-Representative-Dennis-Ross/186775984680072
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  129. Richard Nugent (R-FL)
  130. http://twitter.com/RepRichNugent
  131. http://www.facebook.com/RepRichNugent
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  133. Ben Quayle (R-AZ)
  134. http://twitter.com/benquayle
  135. http://www.facebook.com/repbenquayle
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  137. Tom Rooney (R-FL)
  138. http://twitter.com/TomRooney
  139. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tom-Rooney/117697790448
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  141. Todd Rokita (R-IN)
  142. http://www.twitter.com/toddrokita
  143. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Representative-Todd-Rokita/183180288372896
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  145. Renee Ellmers (R-NC)
  146. http://twitter.com/RepReneeEllmers
  147. http://www.facebook.com/reneeellmers
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  150. David Reichert (R-WA)
  151. http://twitter.com/davereichert
  152. http://www.facebook.com/repdavereichert
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  154. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL)
  155. http://twitter.com/roslehtinen
  156. https://www.facebook.com/iroslehtinen
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  159. Mary Bono Mack (R-CA)
  160. http://twitter.com/Rep_BonoMack
  161. http://www.facebook.com/mary.b.mack
  162.  
  163. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL)
  164. http://twitter.com/RepKinzinger
  165. http://www.facebook.com/repkinzinger
  166.  
  167. Cory Gardner (R-CO)
  168. http://twitter.com/RepCoryGardner
  169. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Cory-Gardner/160924893954206
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  171. Ann Marie Buerkle (R-NY)
  172. http://twitter.com/RepBuerkle
  173. http://www.facebook.com/RepBuerkle
  174.  
  175. Don Manzullo (R-IL)
  176. http://twitter.com/donmanzullo
  177. http://www.facebook.com/donmanzullo
  178.  
  179. Bob Turner (R-NY)
  180. http://twitter.com/USRepBobTurner
  181. http://www.facebook.com/CongressmanBobTurner
  182.  
  183. Jon Runyan (R-NJ)
  184. http://twitter.com/RepJonRunyan
  185. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Jon-Runyan/177208315676754
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  187. Don Young (R-AK)
  188. http://twitter.com/RepDonYoung
  189. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Don-Young/7476269851
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  191. Mike Kelly (R-PA)
  192. http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Representative-Mike-Kelly/191056827594903
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  194. Tom Marino (R-PA)
  195. http://twitter.com/RepTomMarino
  196. http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Congressman-Tom-Marino/144408762280226
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  198. Lamar Smith (R-TX)
  199. http://twitter.com/LamarSmithTX21
  200. http://www.facebook.com/LamarSmithTX21
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  202. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
  203. http://twitter.com/marshablackburn
  204. http://facebook.com/marshablackburn
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  206. Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
  207. http://twitter.com/MicheleBachmann
  208. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michele-Bachmann/7658849357
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  210. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE)
  211. http://twitter.com/jefffortenberry
  212. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Jeff-Fortenberry/48426842354
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  214. John Kline (R-MN)
  215. https://twitter.com/RepJohnKline
  216.  
  217. Mo Brooks (R-AL)
  218. http://twitter.com/RepMoBrooks
  219. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Mo-Brooks/155220881193244
  220.  
  221. Austin Scott (R-GA)
  222. http://twitter.com/AustinScottGA08
  223. http://www.facebook.com/RepAustinScott
  224.  
  225. Pete Olson (R-TX)
  226. http://twitter.com/OlsonPressShop
  227. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pete-Olson/20718168936
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  229. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN)
  230. http://twitter.com/DesJarlaisTN04
  231. http://www.facebook.com/ScottDesJarlaisTN04
  232.  
  233. Vicky Hartzler (R-MO)
  234. http://twitter.com/rephartzler
  235. http://www.facebook.com/Congresswoman.Hartzler
  236.  
  237. Ted Poe (R-TX)
  238. http://twitter.com/JudgeTedPoe
  239. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ted-Poe/106631626049851
  240.  
  241. Patrick McHenry (R-NC)
  242. http://twitter.com/PatrickMcHenry
  243. http://www.facebook.com/CongressmanMcHenry
  244.  
  245. Alan Nunnelee (R-MS)
  246. http://twitter.com/RepAlanNunnelee
  247. http://www.facebook.com/CongressmanNunnelee
  248.  
  249. Candice Miller (R-MI)
  250. http://twitter.com/CandiceMiller
  251. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Candice-Miller/210401648605
  252.  
  253. Mark Amodei (R-NV)
  254. http://twitter.com/MarkAmodeiNV2
  255. http://www.facebook.com/MarkAmodeiNV2
  256.  
  257. Kenny Marchant (R-TX)
  258. http://twitter.com/repkenmarchant
  259. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kenny-Marchant/6349487899
  260.  
  261. Sue Myrick (R-NC)
  262. http://twitter.com/suemyrick
  263. http://www.facebook.com/suemyricknc
  264.  
  265. Todd Akin (R-MO)
  266. http://twitter.com/reptoddakin
  267. https://www.facebook.com/CongressmanToddAkin
  268.  
  269. Randy Forbes (R-VA)
  270. http://twitter.com/randy_forbes
  271. http://www.facebook.com/randyforbes
  272.  
  273. Paul Gosar (R-AZ)
  274. http://twitter.com/repgosar
  275. http://www.facebook.com/repgosar
  276.  
  277. Diane Black (R-TN)
  278. http://twitter.com/dianeblacktn06
  279. http://www.facebook.com/DianeBlackTN06
  280.  
  281. Jeff Landry (R-LA)
  282. http://www.twitter.com/repjefflandry
  283. http://www.facebook.com/repjefflandry
  284.  
  285. Steve Stivers (R-OH)
  286. http://twitter.com/RepSteveStivers
  287. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rep-Steve-Stivers/116058275133542
  288.  
  289. Randy Hultgren (R-IL)
  290. http://twitter.com/rephultgren
  291. http://www.facebook.com/RepHultgren
  292.  
  293. Mike Pompeo (R-KS)
  294. http://twitter.com/repmikepompeo
  295. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Mike-Pompeo/101965369880683
  296.  
  297. David Schweikert (R-AZ)
  298. http://twitter.com/RepDavid
  299. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rep-David-Schweikert/150338151681908
  300.  
  301. Bill Posey (R-FL)
  302. http://twitter.com/CongBillPosey
  303. http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Posey/100000080395369
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  305. Steve Chabot (R-OH)
  306. http://twitter.com/repstevechabot
  307. http://www.facebook.com/RepSteveChabot
  308.  
  309. Quico Canseco (R-TX)
  310. http://twitter.com/RepCanseco
  311. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congressman-Francisco-Quico-Canseco/119706094764203
  312.  
  313. Bill Johnson (R-IL)
  314. http://twitter.com/repbilljohnson
  315. http://www.facebook.com/RepBillJohnson
  316.  
  317. Pete Sessions (R-TX)
  318. http://twitter.com/petesessions
  319. http://www.facebook.com/petesessions
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  321. Tim Griffin (R-AR)
  322. http://twitter.com/reptimgriffin
  323. http://www.facebook.com/reptimgriffin
  324.  
  325. Walter B. Jones (R-NC)
  326. http://twitter.com/RepWalterJones
  327. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Walter-Jones/15083070102
  328.  
  329. Lynn Jenkins (R-KS)
  330. http://twitter.com/replynnjenkins
  331. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lynn-Jenkins/6974973662
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  333. Billy Long (R-MO)
  334. http://www.facebook.com/Rep.Billy.Long
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  336. Steve Scalise (R-LA)
  337. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steve-Scalise/50936151681
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  339. Stephen Fincher (R-TN)
  340. http://www.twitter.com/repfinchertn08
  341. http://www.facebook.com/representativestephenfincher
  342.  
  343. Jack Kingston (R-GA)
  344. http://twitter.com/jackkingston
  345. http://www.facebook.com/JackKingston
  346.  
  347. Scott Rigell (R-VA)
  348. http://twitter.com/RepScottRigell
  349. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Representative-Scott-Rigell/167851429918010
  350.  
  351. Tom Price (R-GA)
  352. http://twitter.com/reptomprice
  353. http://www.facebook.com/reptomprice
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  355. Robert Hurt (R-VA)
  356. http://twitter.com/reproberthurt
  357. http://www.facebook.com/RepRobertHurt
  358.  
  359. Bill Huizenga (R-MI)
  360. http://twitter.com/RepHuizenga
  361. http://facebook.com/RepHuizenga
  362.  
  363. Jeff Miller (R-FL)
  364. http://twitter.com/congjeffmiller
  365. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jeff-Miller/66367876671