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  1. * shadows (shadows@D127147C.C74D5F87.AF64E644.IP) has joined
  2. <shadows> Hello everyone, I need a little help, i have an addiction to pastry boy crumbs, this is a mixed berry crumb cake, has anyone got any ideas on a possible clone for this?
  3. <Roger> lol
  4. <ELR-bot> ・゜゜・。 ​ 。・゜゜\_​O< qua​ck!
  5. <Roger> ahh you gotta join #VaporsAnonymous
  6. <Roger> they are next door
  7. <Roger> or is it.. flavours anonymous lol
  8. <Roger> well heres the thing shadows.. eliquid companies keep their recipes pretty secret
  9. <Roger> i have never tried those eliquids you speak of.. so i couldnt be of any help sorry..
  10. <Roger> i do know there is a flavour called blueberry crumble
  11. <Roger> i wonder if that could be a starting point to a mixed berry crumb cake
  12. <Roger> its rather delicious all by itself
  13. <Roger> .bang
  14. <ELR-bot> Roger you shot a duck in 246.889 seconds! You have killed 280 ducks in #elr.
  15. <zerohimself> step 1. we admitted that we are powerless over good ejuice, that our mod collection had become unmanagable...
  16. <zerohimself> step 2. we came to believe that a higher nic ejuice could restore us to sanity..
  17. <zerohimself> shall i continue? lol
  18. <Roger> ha ha ha
  19. <Roger> hahahahaahah
  20. <zerohimself> ;-p
  21. <Roger> hi my name is roger, and im a vaddict
  22. <zerohimself> im sure i can come up with some real cleverness here
  23. <Roger> "that our flavour collection has become unmanageable"
  24. <Roger> hahaha
  25. <zerohimself> step 3. made a decision to turn our will over to the care of our nic supplier as they ship to us.
  26. <Roger> im bout to try carolina extract nicotine for the first time
  27. <Roger> cause i dunno wtf is up with me.. am i changing?! cause.. NR nic.. NN nic.. is like.. harsh to me?!
  28. <Roger> cause i dont recall bitchin about the harshness before.. last years bottle was fine..
  29. <zerohimself> step 4. made a searching and fearless flavor inventory.
  30. <Roger> hahahaha
  31. <zerohimself> step 5. admitted to god, to ourselves, and another human being the exact nature of our fail jars.
  32. <Roger> step 6. Humbly asked #elr to improve our recipes shortcomings
  33. <zerohimself> thats 7
  34. <Roger> ooh right right
  35. <zerohimself> working on 6
  36. <zerohimself> were entirely ready to have god remove all these defects of bad flavors
  37. <Roger> you gotta write this shit down man :D
  38. <zerohimself> copy and paste
  39. <Roger> hey what nicotine supplier are ya using right now?
  40. <zerohimself> 7. humbly asked him to improve our recipes
  41. <zerohimself> 8. made a list of persons we had harmed with bad juice, and became willing to give them a bottle of strawnana custard
  42. <zerohimself> ;-) hahaha
  43. <Roger> LOLOLOLOLL!!!!
  44. * Roger falls out of his chair
  45. <zerohimself> 9. made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would make them vape more, with others
  46. <zerohimself> 10. continued to take personal inventory and when we were short, promptly order more
  47. <zerohimself> 11. sought through prayer and mediatation to improve our conscious contact with elr-bot as we understand him(or her), praying only for more ducks, and the speed to .bang them out
  48. * Roger drum rolls for #12
  49. <zerohimself> 12. having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry our recipes to vapaddicts, and practice our skills in all our affairs.
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