--VOICE LOG TRANSCRIPTION OF THE INTERVIEW WITH RAIDENTHEQUICK--
Ergazoobi: So, I've noticed that your growth of power has started to slow, buddy. What's going on?

RaidenTheQuick: No comment. Would you like to buy my copy of Battletoads for $700?

Ergazoobi: *laughter* Nah, I'm good.

RaidenTheQuick: Oh...alright then...

Ergazoobi: But, for serious, though, what about that growth?

RaidenTheQuick: I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable answering those questions when you're so obviously parched. Mind if I get you a few drinks?

Ergazoobi: No problem! Just give me a few minutes.

Ergazoobi reports that he does not know how long the pause inbetween the first recording and the second recording was, but assures us that he was certfified "turnt af".

Ergazoobi: so, ix've noticed th.ka.t.uh...i daon't remember. whvat wrree twe talvking aboumt? isn't this concert great? i love xyou bro. this is tgaer, you're great, life's gredat, supedr mario world rnactel is great, zenss ius rgreat, it's all graeat, anm!

RaidenTheQuick: I wholeheartedly agree, bro, I hear you loud and clear.

A lot of tomfoolery is the only thing that follows from the sound clips.