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- Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
- (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
- Take a shot every time:
- -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
- -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
- -One of the following commercials airs:
- -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
- -Gamefly
- -Trojan condoms
- -Halo 4 Mountain Dew Double XP
- -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
- -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
- Bonus:
- -Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial.
- Bleach
- -The show starts
- -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
- -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
- -Someone gets kidnapped.
- -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
- -Ichigo auto bankai's
- -Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome
- -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
- -Something cool actually happens
- -A character is saved at the last moment
- -An ass pull occurs
- -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled
- -Spells are useless
- -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
- -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
- -They reuse animation
- -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
- -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
- -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
- -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.
- Naruto
- -Naruto says "Believe it"
- -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage"
- -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun
- -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
- -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears
- -Naruto mentions ramen
- -Sakura misses a chance to be useful
- -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
- -There's a flashback
- -Jiraiya does something perverted
- -Sharingan activates
- Samurai 7
- -Every time badly textured CG shows up.
- -Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute.
- -Robot samurai says battle
- -Someone gets decapitated
- -Someone mentions rice
- -A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up
- -Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion)
- -One of the seven samurai says "samurai"
- -A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers
- Tenchi GXP
- -There's a cheesecake/fanservice shot
- -Two shots each time Tenchi appears in a scene
- -There's scene where two girls talk to each other and violates the Bechdel test
- -Somebody comments on Seina's horrible luck
- -Seina stares too long at tits
- -Seina recieves physically visible injuries
- -Seina's bad luck adversely affect somebody else
- -Two shots if Seina gets any bases covered.
- Eureka 7
- -Renton is a whiny bitch/badass
- -Eureka talks to the Nirvash
- -Renton says "At that moment"
- -Anemone eats jam
- -Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck
- -Anemone causes a whyboner
- -Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit
- -People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care
- -The Itano Circus comes to town.
- -Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton)
- -Dominic is excessively optimistic
- -Matthieu says honey
- -Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn
- -Diane's face is obscured
- -Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough.
- -Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen.
- -A Ben10 commercial airs
- Thundercats (2012)
- -Someone says Whiskers
- -Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra)
- -Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous
- -Panthro cannot handle things being cute
- -Technology is mentioned
- -Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot
- -Lion-O broods
- -The Thundercat symbol appears
- -Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick
- Sym-bionic Titan
- -The armor suits show up
- -The trio combine into Titan
- -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance
- -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate
- -A high school scene starts
- -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited
- -Every well-defined ass shot
- -Someone says "Titan"
- -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword
- -Steel yells something
- -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense
- -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass
- -Lance pulls a face
- -Ilana says 'Heart'
- -Octus makes a comment about human behavior
- -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it)
- FMA: Brotherhood
- -Hughes is mentioned
- -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
- -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
- -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
- -Someone calls Ed short
- -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
- -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
- -Armstrong takes off his shirt
- -Von Hohenheim is depressed
- -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
- -King Bradly is being a badass
- Cowboy Bebop
- -The three old guys show up
- -Faye gets herself in trouble
- -Someone pulls a gun
- -Tank! finishes playing
- -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
- -Any character says bounty.
- -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
- -You d'aaw at Ed
- -Faye gets herself into trouble
- -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up
- Inuyasha
- -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children
- -Miroku molests someone with his hand
- -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit
- -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha
- -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha
- -Sango talks about her little brother
- -Kaguya says she is the wind
- -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English
- -Miasma fog appears
- -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation
- -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up
- -Shippou is useless
- -Poison Wasps
- -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang
- -"Sit boy!"
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