IT'S SHOWTIME
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE mod3
  YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE mod5
  YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result1
  YOU SET US UP @I LIED
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result2
  YOU SET US UP @I LIED
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE i
  YOU SET US UP 100
  STICK AROUND i
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS mod3
    DO IT NOW modulo i 3
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS mod5
    DO IT NOW modulo i 5
    GET TO THE CHOPPER result1
      HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET mod3
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER result2
      HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
      LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET mod5
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result1
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result2
        TALK TO THE HAND "fizzbuzz"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "fizz"
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    BULLSHIT
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE result2
        TALK TO THE HAND "buzz"
      BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND i
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    GET TO THE CHOPPER i
      HERE IS MY INVITATION i
      GET DOWN 1
    ENOUGH TALK
  CHILL
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
  I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor
  GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE quotient
  YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE remainder
  YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE product
  YOU SET US UP 0
  GET TO THE CHOPPER quotient
  HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
  HE HAD TO SPLIT divisor
  ENOUGH TALK
  GET TO THE CHOPPER product
  HERE IS MY INVITATION divisor
  YOU'RE FIRED quotient
  ENOUGH TALK
  GET TO THE CHOPPER remainder
  HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
  GET DOWN product
  ENOUGH TALK
  I'LL BE BACK remainder
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY