You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi :)

Stranger: Hello

You: Have you accepted jesus christ into your life dear?

Stranger: I'm of free religion and mind, I care not to be a dog abiding its master.

You: I see

You: I respect your opinion

You: Although that doesn't make it any less true...

You: I'm sorry for your lost naive soul, dear

You: I hope you find your way :(

Stranger: In short i prefer to be independent.

You: Well that's fine and dandy

Stranger: So, why are you here?

You: you will be independent in hell i suppose

You: I'm here to meet nice people

You: yourself?

Stranger: To talk and pass the time.

You: Ah, alrighty. I'm just listening to music right now

Stranger: I don't suppose you play Skyrim or Dragon Age?

You: I do, actually

You: Skyrim is bloody fantastic

Stranger: I love Cicero

You: I'm kidding, I've never played Skyrim. Has my plot to befriend you worked?

Stranger: I want to marry him and Brynjolf

Stranger: Sort of, atleast you aten't trying to get into my pants.

You: I'd have to marry you first.

Stranger: * aren't

You: Which is rather lengthy and difficult to do over the internet

Stranger: There is always Vegas!

You: True, but it's also a cesspool of diseases, so I'd rather avoid it

You: Random question, what kind of music do you like?

Stranger: My parents might be dunk and just got raped. Any advice from your lord?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.