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- [22:01:22] Isthimous: Gogetitdone
- [22:01:25] Isthimous: Gederdone
- [22:01:27] Legon750: I am
- [22:01:53] Legon750: who's Goge, and why are their tits done?
- [22:02:35 | Edited 22:02:45] Isthimous: He got his fat mitties stuck in an oven
- [22:03:24] Legon750: What did we tell him about baking cake at 2 am?
- [22:03:51] Isthimous: He can't help it. Needs to feed his addiction
- [22:04:15] Legon750: oi... did you lace the cake last time?
- [22:04:32] Isthimous: Wat?
- [22:04:39] Legon750: I put LSD in his coke, sent him off to the movies
- [22:04:50] Legon750: did you lace the cake
- [22:05:18] Isthimous: Oh. Whoops. With shoe laces yes, otherwise, no.
- [22:05:34] Legon750: oh no...
- [22:05:49] Legon750: that will be VERY uncomfortable...
- [22:06:02] Isthimous: Sorry boss
- [22:06:13] Ketchup: What the hell happened here.......
- [22:06:18] Legon750: better than the rat poison
- [22:06:39] Ketchup: no sence is making
- [22:06:54] Isthimous: Drink bleach
- [22:07:19] Legon750: did you at least fix his door? I heard it was trying to kill him
- [22:08:19] Isthimous: Yeah. Needed oil
- [22:08:54] Legon750: please tell me you aquired fresh oil, and not that shit thats been in the ground for 10000+ years...
- [22:09:53] Isthimous: Duh. I killed a t-rex and sped up the process a few trillion years
- [22:10:17] Legon750: oh, good, did you remember to drain the blood for the punch later?
- [22:10:53] Isthimous: Of course i did. One of the most important ingrediants.
- [22:11:08] Legon750: very good, everything seems to be set then
- [22:11:11] Isthimous: Just burnt my thigh again on my heater. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
- [22:11:16] Legon750: BRING IN THE SACRIFICE!
- [22:11:24] Isthimous: Gunna have to amputate
- [22:11:37] Isthimous: Sorry Harrison. Thats you.
- [22:11:39] Legon750: that would be bad....
- [22:11:46] Legon750: LAY HIM DOWN'
- [22:11:55] Ketchup: ??? what the hell is going on.....
- [22:12:23] Isthimous: He too fat. Or im too weak. You do it
- [22:12:49] Legon750: PLACE THE STRAPS AT EXACTLY 3.45 INCHES FROM EACH JOINT AND TIE HIM FLAT
- [22:13:01] Isthimous: Oh. Did you look up tsd?
- [22:13:16 | Edited 22:13:23] Legon750: fine... I'll derag him up there...
- [22:14:22] Isthimous: Ill cover my eyez.
- [22:14:45] Legon750: NO! YOU MUST WATCH THE CEREMONY!
- [22:15:13] Isthimous: Im out. Dont want to see harrisons lady bits.
- [22:15:22] Legon750: I shall now make a 1 foot cut from chest to waist
- [22:15:46] Legon750: those were removed prior to the ceremony
- [22:16:05] Isthimous: Oh. That mustave felt great then.
- [22:16:16] Legon750: he was too drugged up to notice
- [22:16:43] Isthimous: Lsd? Crack? De pot?
- [22:17:00] Legon750: Now, carefully pour the punch into his torso while I chant the song of our glorious god king
- [22:17:27] Ketchup: WWwwwhhhaaat?
- [22:17:31] Legon750: heroin
- [22:17:54] Legon750: OH GREAT GODLY WONDER! THGUIYBNVDFHUNKYBTRCHJ BUGUVKUOYTB REUIBVEDYVDCVDRTYUIB E DV YJR U VB FJVYBI NL KF B CGF HJYTUN!
- [22:17:55] Isthimous: *dumps into his chest cavity* all ready boss
- [22:18:13] Legon750: YTBYTIU BYFUVCTU J BM MHKFYOMNPIL: HM UKYNBFT JBUKF BTY JDTUFJER NJKFDDTRUDHY TBD R!
- [22:18:32] Isthimous: MEIN CAMF
- [22:18:36] Legon750: NOW! SLICE HIS NIPS OFF!
- [22:18:50] Isthimous: Theyre already off
- [22:18:56] Legon750: good, good
- [22:19:05] Legon750: the ceremony is complete
- [22:19:22] Ketchup: Da Faq?
- [22:19:29] Isthimous: Now our cake is ready
- [22:19:35] Legon750: you may now feast upon whatever part you wish
- [22:20:53] Isthimous: You first
- [22:21:31] Legon750: Well, if that is the case I shall take a slice of these delicious looking lungs
- [22:21:41] Legon750: and maybe a kidney
- [22:22:11] Isthimous: Think im feeling some diaphragm today.
- [22:22:30] Legon750: good choice, I heard it's very tenderized
- [22:23:16] Isthimous: Not.bad. You try some
- [22:23:26] Legon750: hmm... quite nice
- [22:23:53] Isthimous: Indubitably.
- [22:24:44] Legon750: Does Goge want any? his recent... accident must have him starving
- [22:24:54] Ketchup: I'm not sure I like what's going on here...
- [22:25:04] Isthimous: You're dead
- [22:25:12] Ketchup: well... shit
- [22:25:22] Isthimous: Goge said hes good. Finished his cake
- [22:25:22] Ketchup: oh no not again
- [22:25:32] Legon750: ah, perfect!
- [22:26:00] Isthimous: What do we do with the left overs?
- [22:26:04] Legon750: nothing compliments a sacrifice quite like a cake
- [22:26:10] Legon750: burn them
- [22:26:26 | Edited 22:26:35] Legon750: the police will brand us as "psycho cultists"
- [22:26:38] Ketchup: I wonder why?
- [22:26:44] Isthimous: Fuck da police
- [22:26:59] Legon750: burn them and release the ashes in a childres pool
- [22:27:10] Legon750: somewhere... festive
- [22:27:24] Isthimous: Cinco de mayo?
- [22:27:49] Legon750: that's a date, not a place... maybe a hot tub in Cancoon...
- [22:28:10] Legon750: I hear they close for weird organic matter all the time
- [22:28:23] Isthimous: Perfect then
- [22:28:39] Isthimous: Like gonaherpasyphalitis?
- [22:28:44] Legon750: no one must know of the great one's return!
- [22:28:53] Legon750: exactly!
- [22:29:05] Isthimous: Yum
- [22:30:46] Legon750: I wonder if his stomach tastes like ketchup...
- [22:30:56] Legon750: halt the burning for a second!
- [22:31:15] Ketchup: .... It does
- [22:31:30] Legon750: Re-commence the burning!
- [22:31:59] Isthimous: Sorry master, yes master.
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