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- The Poem of the Bear
- In the ancient woods of yore
- There lived a bear with taste for gore
- This bear was evil to the core
- Violence filled his every pore
- He lived in shadows, hid from light
- And ravaged anything in sight
- An ursine demon filled with spite
- Many felt his crimson bite
- Many Heroes of the age
- Were swallowed in his blinding rage
- Although advised by many a sage
- Not to let the bear engage
- Even Priestess of The Moon
- With a bottled regen rune
- Faced the demon by Elune
- But the bear was spell immune
- Dragon Knight did bravely dare
- To farm the woods without a care
- But someone warned him: "Best beware!"
- "Behind you there's a fucking bear!"
- Dragon knew what this had meant
- He will be raped without consent
- In his mournful, bleak lament
- He miss clicked on accident
- He stunned a creep with Dragon's tail
- Indeed it was an epic fail
- He tried to run to no avail
- The bear had ripped him scale from scale
- Many others tried to fight
- Morphling, Naga, Chaos knight
- They got a taste of ursine might
- Their hollow screams had pierced the night
- In the end the Ancient fell
- Priestess died while at the well
- The bear exclaimed one final yell
- "I am Ursa. Go to hell!"
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