XJ9 Drama - League Of Legends

XJ9 Drama - League of Legends - Funny as fuck - 7/27/2012


XJ9 (5:42): im so glad u act like this
***while im
***bleeding out
EHPiCk (5:43): ok
***cool story bro
***are yo udead yet?
XJ9 (5:43): no i mfeeling dizzy though
EHPiCk (5:43): good
***are you going to faint
XJ9 (5:43): it must be all the blood coming out of my arms, i didnt cut anywehre else
***it stings
***a lot
EHPiCk (5:44): ok so im going to play on the scrim
***since you dont want to join
XJ9 (5:45): why
EHPiCk (5:45): its going to get casted
XJ9 (5:45): josh what is wrong with u
EHPiCk (5:45): and people are going to be amazed
***because xj9 is not with eehpick
XJ9 (5:46): josh my ****ing hands hurt wh
***i mean
***my arms
***not my hands
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XJ9 (5:10): i cant even eat my ****ing food, my heart feels like its about to burst, i cant ****ing breathe
***i dont care about that game, i wasnt mad at all about that game, it was over when they got baron so it didnt matter, at all. im ****ing never mad, im ****ing depressed becaujse of u
***ur the only thing
***that
***can
***effect
***me
***they had karthus
***fed
***as
*******
***we had
***a ryze
***that
***sucks
*******
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xj9 (9:25): u remidn em to just put u on the ignore buddy list, anywway im off to cut my legs probably now, or even my face, i dont know, prob not my face. save that for last.
***i didnt
***start ****
PurveyorOfEvil (9:25): how about
***you give
***all of us
***1 more chance
***uhuh?
xj9 (9:26): imma jsu starv to death, no josh isnt the same
***he isnt the same
***u ****ing
***ruined
***my life
***he was my life
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XJ9 (4:24): i dont get that ponyboy guy u know that right
***mostly because he posts on threads saying "you should go watch XJ9"
***when hes a devil
***i dont like that
*** (4:34): you shoudl tell your controller t ogo on reddit and read what i typed to him
***Idont get why u accept my request
***like you'd actually talk
***and dont talk
*** (4:49): i dont get u at all though
***let me ask u this
***What is so bad about being with me again as a best friend?
***Like, you said
***"i dont want to go back to your hell"
***are you sure you arent in a hell hanging out with ponyboy, who is the same as DJ lambo and ghargrim or what?
***And u say im the one thats ****ed in the head, or gay rather
***and your the one talking about ****s
***Also i suck ass with Jayce lol
*** (4:52): Yeah, playing againts bots is a good way to make yourself feel like your good at the game
***Your a devil and ****ed up in the head
***You ****ed up Josh's head and control him, and even admitted that you have a lot of control on him and he doesn't notice
***Your a scumbag troll who tells people to go kill themselves or rather jokes about death
***Cool, I could of did that too, and she didnt want to before
***so what?
***You arent' a good person at all, although you can make yourself seem like it
***its funny how u stop talking because
***i can beat u
***in any arguement
***You dont care about what exactly
*** (4:54): Ponyboy is helping you to become a uncaring *******, so im guessing your just teaching others that too yes?
Josh "EHPiCk": but thats what i mena
***hes teaching u to be a uncaring *******, which is why u dont care..
Josh "EHPiCk": but in all seriousness, i dont like him saying "go watch XJ9 blah blah" on the forums
***acting likes he a good guy
***when hes just a scumbag..
Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
***I cant save you..
Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
***I cant save you
***Unless you somehow think or something
***Your only 15 josh
***all the things ur doing with my guiding u
***is wrong..
Josh "EHPiCk": (5:00): Your just in a stage of denial
***pretty much....
Josh "EHPiCk": http://imgur.com/lz8Cf..
Josh "EHPiCk": (5:04): i dont get why
***you are just throwing everything away
***also..
Josh "EHPiCk": (5:06): what makes u think im just saying that, when i said..
Josh "EHPiCk": "I would go to 0 elo forever for u not to be ****ed in the head"
***you know i care about you a lot..
Josh "EHPiCk": teaching u everything for 6 months
***tolerating u lol..
Josh "EHPiCk": its sad if u think about it
***ill try to lay it out for oyu
***you..
Josh "EHPiCk":
1. you "friends" are total *******/trolls/uncaring..
Josh "EHPiCk": (5:09): 2. You cant talk or have a conversation by yourself, or any of your other friends. instead, you al lshare convos like a little troll group of idiots..
Josh "EHPiCk": 3. you refuse to talk to me, even though u know I'm right..
Josh "EHPiCk": 4. You say I'm gay and flame me when I don't do anything and talk about ****s to me..
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xj9 (11:28): Hi
EHPiCk (11:28): hahaaa
***you make me laugh
xj9 (11:28): what?
***how so?
EHPiCk (11:28): stop acting like you are talking professional
***we all know you are retarded
xj9 (11:28): but thats what I do
EHPiCk (11:28): ha
xj9 (11:28): The sad part is that the ******* dont understand
EHPiCk (11:28): btw
xj9 (11:28): that they are retarded
***u arent really retarded
EHPiCk (11:28): we read all of the chats
xj9 (11:28): however, ur being changed to be one
***so thats the rproblem really
EHPiCk (11:28): you and your people that talk about
xj9 (11:28): and i know this, ever sense lambo started
***to paly 1 game
***when i tlak to 1 person
***i can tell when
***im not talking to 1 peerson
EHPiCk (11:29): we duo'd the enitre game
***and talked on skype
***with ghargrim
xj9 (11:29): I know
EHPiCk (11:29): and altidore
xj9 (11:29): im not stupid
***lol
EHPiCk (11:29): yayay but you actually fell for it
xj9 (11:29): no i didnt really
EHPiCk (11:29): lol kay
xj9 (11:29): although i was playing with it, as i already knew
***what was going on
EHPiCk (11:29): hahaha
***we were waiting for your team to req
***but they went to bad sadly
xj9 (11:30): yeah
***i figured
***u would
EHPiCk (11:30): ban every single jungle you own
***and what are you
***LOL
xj9 (11:30): um
***i have plenty
***of junglers
***u konw
***its sad
***what u do though
EHPiCk (11:30): malphite noc shyv naut heca
xj9 (11:30): u just remake teams
***to vs new players
***to make urself feel good inside
EHPiCk (11:30): lol
xj9 (11:30): because u can win ranked
***cant
EHPiCk (11:31): i cant win solo q*
***too hard
xj9 (11:31): u know im not mad or hate u or anything
EHPiCk (11:31): cant get my roles
xj9 (11:31): im always here to help u lol
EHPiCk (11:31): i dont care
xj9 (11:31): i know,
***because ur corrupted
EHPiCk (11:31): but inside you are
xj9 (11:31): lol
***inside what?
***i mean
***inside what
EHPiCk (11:31): im not going back to your hell
xj9 (11:31): am i?
***im not hell though josh *giggles*
EHPiCk (11:31): you are so gay
***i swear
xj9 (11:31): no im not
***lol
EHPiCk (11:31): yes you are
***you are 100% gay
xj9 (11:31): im not trolling when i say that
***why do u think that?
***u already know
EHPiCk (11:32): well extactly why you are gay
xj9 (11:32): why i did what i did
***and now ur just reverting back
EHPiCk (11:32): no
***you are just obessed
***over a dude over the internet
xj9 (11:32): no
***u are a good person, i changed u
***for the better
***my faithful student
EHPiCk (11:32): for what
xj9 (11:32): but now your just making it all a waste
EHPiCk (11:32): so
xj9 (11:32): well, reallyeveryone else
***is a total *******/troll
EHPiCk (11:32): you played my heart for 6 months
***and its wasted too
xj9 (11:32): i didnt play it.
***ur
EHPiCk (11:32): so its basically revenge
xj9 (11:32): the one wasting it
EHPiCk (11:32): yes you did lol idiot
xj9 (11:32): it didnt have t ogo to waste, we will be best frineds hopefully
EHPiCk (11:32): you werent really sad at all
xj9 (11:32): im not mad at u
***lol
EHPiCk (11:32): you made me feel sad
xj9 (11:33): wait what
EHPiCk (11:33): do bad at school
***you basically palyed everything
xj9 (11:33): I never wanted that u know that
EHPiCk (11:33): the crying and
xj9 (11:33): i said "stay after longer"
***i dont want u to fail
EHPiCk (11:33): "im crying now"
xj9 (11:33): i want u to succeed i nike u know that
EHPiCk (11:33): you like
***are so physco
***you want altidore
***to have no friends
xj9 (11:33): well, i actually
***did get sad, because of the way u acted
EHPiCk (11:33): what kind of person does that
xj9 (11:33): but it was all apart of my plan
***to change u for th ebetter
EHPiCk (11:33): ill keep you added
xj9 (11:33): and it was working
***but then its all ruinedn ow
***u know i got u
***to admit
***that your wrong right
EHPiCk (11:34): lol
***that was a lie
***i just wanted
***you to shut up
***gotta admit
***i think
***tih gouth
***that was mcrooster though
***you got me on that
***but i jsut wanted you to shut up
***guess it didnt work
xj9 (11:34): i really doubt it
***u said
EHPiCk (11:34): okkkkkk
xj9 (11:34): >.< why cant i do anything right
EHPiCk (11:34): k
***you can believe that
xj9 (11:34): i know inside u know what ur doing is wrong josh
EHPiCk (11:34): you are so physco
***holy ****
***buse was right
xj9 (11:35): No im not. lol
EHPiCk (11:35): you do have no friends
xj9 (11:35): I actually have
EHPiCk (11:35): 2
xj9 (11:35): a lot of irl friends
EHPiCk (11:35): where are they then
xj9 (11:35): but the thing is, i worked a lot on u
***to make au a better person
***but now ull end up
EHPiCk (11:35): they probably talk **** behind your back
xj9 (11:35): like the rest of them
EHPiCk (11:35): i talk to buse alot btw
xj9 (11:35): thats cool
EHPiCk (11:35): kind sucks
***kinda sucks
xj9 (11:35): how?
EHPiCk (11:35): you like her so much LOL
***"ill marry her"
xj9 (11:35): Yes I do
***obv means im gay
***lol
EHPiCk (11:36): well
***you could be bi
***hahaha
xj9 (11:36): i could be, but im not
***Dont you trust me?
EHPiCk (11:36): but you are
***i dont trust you at all
xj9 (11:36): the sad part is t hat
EHPiCk (11:36): i really really really wanted you to be a girl
xj9 (11:36): the 5 of u are like
***becoming 1
***all scumbags now, when i talk to 1 of u, u act the same
***no difference
***u know everythign could be really fun, way better then the sad fake happyness
***ur giving yourself
***why do u do this
***anyway?
***like
***its a really bad habbit
***to just play games like this
EHPiCk (11:37): you do know
***no one gives a ****
xj9 (11:37): about what?
EHPiCk (11:37): of what you do
***or we
***ingeneral
***everyone*
xj9 (11:38): what do u mean in general?
***what exactly do i do?
EHPiCk (11:38): wasted 6 months
xj9 (11:38): no
***it wasnt a waste
***altohguh ur making it a waste
***u dotn seem to rea
***realize
***what im saying
EHPiCk (11:38): stop spamming
xj9 (11:38): because ur corrupted
EHPiCk (11:38): or im deleting you
xj9 (11:38): im not spamming
***u know this is how i type
EHPiCk (11:38): stop talking
xj9 (11:38): why?
EHPiCk (11:38): im going to play a game
xj9 (11:38): josh, u know your wrong
***why?
EHPiCk (11:38): and you are going to flood
xj9 (11:38): because u live
***in a world of fake happyness
***and avoid
***the actual real happyness
***which is me?
***why did u invite me then?
***like
EHPiCk (11:39): i invited
***everyone on my list
***accidentally
***accidentally invited you
xj9 (11:39): im honeslty
***pretty sure
***that u meant that
***when u say >.< why cant i do anythign right
***i talked to u
***for a hour aobut everything
***honestly think about it
***if u just stopped hanging out with scumbag/ididots, and becoming one yourself
***and actual made use of what i taught u over the past 6 months
***we would be so happy playing games together
EHPiCk (11:40): no
***i wont be crying and regreting everything
***you cage me up brah
xj9 (11:41): huh
***what woul du regret?
***and no i dont
EHPiCk (11:41): everything
xj9 (11:41): i tell u whats right, to do, and ur caging
***urself up
***u cage yourself up
EHPiCk (11:41): iw ould be playing with other people
xj9 (11:41): and u dont even know it
EHPiCk (11:41): and having more fun
xj9..
[7/15/2012 3:04:36 AM] Josh "EHPiCk": i taught u
***but ur making it a waste
***the fact
***u are arrogant enough to say im a lfie waster and gay
***and then say "good jungler" is
***pretty disgusting
***u know that if u were to legit just sit down and talk to me for a few hours u would realize what ur doing is stupid right?
*** (11:52): josh i dont want u
***to end up as another
***internet ******
***i dnt want that
***u deserve better
***u shouldnt be like that
***how? i treat people with respect, im kind, i like to talk things out
***ponyboy likes ponies, i gues u sohuld hate him too
***oh wait thats another
***arrogant comment
***but see
***u say
***no not really im not going t obe best friends with u
***because u dont want to talk to me
***for a hour or 2
***and not play games during it
***because u know ill convicne u
***because im right
***as always.
***its sorta like me calling out "what makes lee isn tkae skill" reddit thread
***no one really talked, just downvoted
***because they have no arguement
*** (11:54): u are just avoidign the arguement because u konw i would win
***and then u would dleete everyone and come back to me and we would be best friends
***u know it would be really nice
***im tearing a bit thinking on how nice it would be
***but sadly, its delayed due to your corrupted mind
***party like its 1960
***lol
***i hoenslt
***dont care abotu this elo
*** (11:56): what
***no i just try to tell
***the bad people what to do
***but most of the time
***they act like the current state of u
***and then i jsut bock them
***if i could trade
***all my elo, revert to 0, and never gain elo aain
***for ur corrupted mind
***to go away
***i would do that
***i dont care about the elo, u think
***of all these bad thigns
***and 1 second
***i gtota let me dad in
***doors are all locked
***lol
***ok im back
***apparently is was my brother
*** (11:58): that came back fro ma party
***my god i have the worst fever ever atm
***josh why do u think
***im just saying that?
***like what points out
***to evidence
***that im just saying that?
***no answer
***exactly why
***u dont ant to speak with me 1v1
***and just try to ignore me
***because i can convicne u that ur being a iidot
*** (12:00): josh your mind isnt right ...
***can u let me fix that please?
***whats so funny?
***well, it might sound gay ( i guesS?) but it isnt
***its the truth
***how am i annoying
***those people
***ei tlaked toa
***are the most biggest idiots
***ive talked to
***i must of gotten
***this fever
***from them
***tbh
***my head hurts so much ughhhhhhhhhhhh
***did u hear my voice?
***im curious
*** (12:02): lol i aparently sound like some 20+ year old guy or like imaqtpie
***idk
***lol
***how?
***its a 10 dollar mic
***in 3-11 days
***my 80 dollar mic and 50 dollar webcam
***coms in
***then i guess ill play ranked?
***or something
***that isnt gay
***ur over using gay
***like
***it has no meaning
***its jus there
***huh?
***what do u mean u dotn carE? im not trying
***to make it effect u, im sut saying
***im really bored lately
EHPiCk (12:04): wait let me send the chat
***to ghargrim
xj9 (12:04): yeah, because ur really mature
***and ur
***mind is corrupted
***still
***=/..