oh, miners...

[04:27:35] confused miner > What are you doing
[04:28:15] me > i don't know what did i do?
[04:28:24] confused miner > Funny
[04:28:40] me > i don't speak good english very often
[04:28:44] confused miner > Get out now while you still can
[04:29:00] me > how do i do that
[04:29:10] me > oh crap
[04:29:14] me > i think i just went away
[04:29:32] confused miner > You're dead
[04:29:39] me > i didn't mean to i'm sorry
[04:30:19] confused miner > Bring back or bounty. Simple
[04:30:37] me > i dont know how
[04:30:57] confused miner > Fine have it your way
[04:31:38] me > what do i do?




[04:31:04] "comm officer" > hello to you
[04:31:16] me > um. hello
[04:31:42] "comm officer" > I am the communication officer from ~redacted~ the corp from whom you just stole an orca
[04:32:11] me > i dont know how i did that
[04:32:22] "comm officer" > than you just leave it
[04:32:47] me > i dont know how
[04:32:55] "comm officer" > where are you right now
[04:33:07] me > louisiana
[04:33:12] "comm officer" > ---
[04:33:13] me > does that matter?
[04:33:14] "comm officer" > -_-
[04:34:11] "comm officer" > you have two choices right now : 1. you bring back the Orca and nothing happens, 2. you keep it and there will be a hyge bounty on your head what do you prefer
[04:34:42] me > i dont know how so i guess a bounty
[04:34:48] "comm officer" > haha
[04:35:00] "comm officer" > come back where you took it and i will tell you how
[04:35:02] me > i was just trying to mine
[04:35:38] "comm officer" > do you know what a bounty does on you?
[04:36:28] me > i dont know english too well
[04:36:36] "comm officer" > what langage do you speak
[04:36:50] me > russian is best
[04:36:56] "comm officer" > lol
[04:37:06] "comm officer" > come to eygfe v11 moon 19
[04:38:06] me > how do i go to there?
[04:38:25] "comm officer" > are you kidding?
[04:38:32] "comm officer" > hell yeah you are
[04:38:47] me > moons arent on the overview... how do you go there
[04:39:17] "comm officer" > they are on the overview
[04:40:14] me > i dont know what to do
[04:40:19] me > i guess you will have to bounty me :(
[04:40:26] me > im sorry i dont know how i did it
[04:40:35] me > im not very good at this game
[04:40:54] "comm officer" > tell me your exasct position if i put a bounty on your head all the pirates in the game will come for you
[04:41:12] me > no dont do that
[04:41:25] "comm officer" > then come to moon 19 NOW
[04:42:04] me > i dont know how!!! please dont bounty me
[04:42:19] "comm officer" > tell where you are then
[04:42:29] me > im in a station
[04:42:36] me > the people in the belt were locking me so i warped away
[04:42:45] "comm officer" > leave it with the orca now
[04:44:24] "comm officer" > undock NOW
[04:44:31] me > your going to shoot me
[04:44:45] "comm officer" > i aint going to shoot you if you give back the Orca
[04:44:45] me > i didnt mean to do anything
[04:45:07] me > and then you faction war people come and put me in your ship somehow
[04:45:29] "comm officer" > i swear to god i wont harm you and I wont alert anyone
[04:45:54] me > no, dont tell anyone
[04:45:58] me > i dont want to get banned
[04:46:08] "comm officer" > so give it back
[04:47:14] me > i dont know how
[04:47:19] me > god this game is stupid
[04:47:57] me > tell your stupid friends they can ban me i'm going back to play wow
[04:48:12] "comm officer" > dude you come BACK HERE WITH THE ORCA
[04:48:43] me > i dont know how i don't know what to do
[04:48:50] me > if i click on it and press trash does it go back to you?
[04:48:57] "comm officer" > nope
[04:49:06] "comm officer" > tell me in what system you are right now
[04:49:16] me > y do they even have that option then
[04:49:18] me > thats dumb
[04:50:06] "comm officer" > dude please stop fooling around tell me where you are we will get back our Orca and everythign will stop there
[04:53:13] "comm officer" > you got 2 minutes to come back to eygfe or the bounty will be on your head
[04:53:56] me > well i just died thanks to you. i was jus ttrying to get awy from ur system so i went in a pod and now im dead
[04:54:06] me > nice scam you have
[04:54:11] me > puttin gpeople in ships
[04:54:19] me > i dont know how you do that but im filing a petition
[04:54:29] "comm officer" > your bullshitting and i know it its been at least 10 minutes you have not been in the system
[04:55:14] me > ye i got killed and im in rominow
[04:56:37] "comm officer" > have fun getting chased by bounty huntes man
[04:56:48] me > no no i dont want that
[04:56:54] me > how will i play if they are chasing me all the time
[04:57:22] "comm officer" > i dont give a fuck right now you are bullshitting me and i dont like that a nice 300 000 000 isk on your head
[04:58:07] me > so i steal your orca, and then you spend more money on me? good plan. :)
[04:58:25] me > cut your losses and tell your guy not to eject from his ship in a belt
[04:58:37] "comm officer" > hah ;)
[04:58:55] "comm officer" > just for the fun of seeing you dead will be worth the 500 000 000 on your head
[04:59:38] me > that would be excellent
[04:59:57] me > though if you have 1 billion, i will take that as well
[05:00:24] "comm officer" > haha
[05:04:55] "comm officer" > ha well have fun man