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  1. 23:29 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Whose brain are we having sex with?
  2. 23:29 - Mr Baccano: Wouldn't your brain be boiling at that temperature
  3. 23:29 - Princess Flutterslut: Yours.
  4. 23:29 - Dundrio: cinor's
  5. 23:29 - Dundrio: yours and cinor's
  6. 23:29 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Ok
  7. 23:29 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Well it'll have to just be you having sex with cinor's, dun
  8. 23:30 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Your the only one whose penis is small enough to fit in his brain
  9. 23:30 - Dundrio: hey there cinor ;)
  10. 23:30 - Dundrio: D;
  11. 23:30 - Dundrio: sang ur so mean
  12. 23:30 - Dundrio: draze ban him
  13. 23:30 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :3
  14. 23:30 - Princess Flutterslut: draze bang him
  15. 23:30 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: ^^^^^
  16. 23:30 - Dundrio: sang. ur penis is smaller than me
  17. 23:30 - Dundrio: mine*
  18. 23:30 - Dundrio: fuck
  19. 23:31 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: leave my willy alone
  20. 23:31 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: draze help
  21. 23:31 - Dundrio: your willy sucks
  22. 23:31 - Draze: /me keeps Sang's willy safe
  23. 23:31 - Dundrio: gay
  24. 23:31 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :D
  25. 23:31 - Dundrio: sang has a gay willy
  26. 23:31 - Roseluck (2): ^
  27. 23:31 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: k
  28. 23:31 - Princess Flutterslut: I'd hope it's smaller than a person, Dun.
  29. 23:32 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: your willy's so gay it has sex with women
  30. 23:32 - Dundrio: lies
  31. 23:32 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: except it doesn't bcauise your ugly
  32. 23:32 - Dundrio: it's pure
  33. 23:32 - Dundrio: help
  34. 23:32 - Dundrio: i am being assaulted by sang
  35. 23:32 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: help me assault dun everybody
  36. 23:32 - Draze: sexually?
  37. 23:32 - Dundrio: i'd allow that
  38. 23:33 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: too bad
  39. 23:34 - Dundrio: i'm waiting sang
  40. 23:34 - Dundrio: take me
  41. 23:34 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: /me leaves dun
  42. 23:34 - Dundrio: aww
  43. 23:34 - Dundrio: now i'm all unsatisfied
  44. 23:34 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :D
  45. 23:35 - Dundrio: sang. you are no gentleman
  46. 23:36 - Draze: Oh no, Sang likes it rough
  47. 23:36 - Draze: Never gentle
  48. 23:37 - Dundrio: should i nibble his ear?
  49. 23:37 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: no
  50. 23:37 - Dundrio: /me nibbles sangs ear
  51. 23:37 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: damnit dun
  52. 23:37 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: no means no
  53. 23:37 - Dundrio: no means maybe
  54. 23:38 - Dundrio: /me cuddles sang
  55. 23:38 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: stop touching me
  56. 23:38 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: draze pls halp
  57. 23:39 - Dundrio: /me touches sang's butt
  58. 23:39 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: ;n;
  59. 23:40 - Draze: /me hides Sang away
  60. 23:40 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: too late
  61. 23:40 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: he's soiled me forever
  62. 23:40 - Draze: /me purifies Sang
  63. 23:42 - Doomed Civilian: /me ponifies Sang
  64. 23:42 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :D
  65. 23:43 - Dundrio: draze, what does sang have that i don't
  66. 23:43 - Draze: Class
  67. 23:43 - Doomed Civilian: Horsecock.
  68. 23:43 - Draze: And ass
  69. 23:43 - Doomed Civilian: :D
  70. 23:43 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: I have no much to offer
  71. 23:43 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: so also
  72. 23:44 - Draze: Civ is that a thing gay people say, "Class and ass"?
  73. 23:45 - Draze: It should be
  74. 23:45 - Doomed Civilian: Yeah
  75. 23:45 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Yes they should do that immediately
  76. 23:45 - Princess Flutterslut: http://i.imgur.com/kEFtIoT.jpg
  77. 23:45 - Doomed Civilian: Also, Draze, Re: Earlier question about Big Macintosh, I'm changing my answer to yes after much thought.
  78. 23:45 - Princess Flutterslut: 21:42 - Dundrio: draze, what does sang have that i don't
  79. 21:42 - Doomed Civilian: Horsecock.
  80. 21:42 - Draze: And ass
  81. 23:45 - Draze: Good to hear, Civ
  82. 23:45 - Dundrio: i have an ass
  83. 23:46 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: no you don't
  84. 23:46 - Doomed Civilian: Not a good one
  85. 23:46 - Princess Flutterslut: and a horsecock
  86. 23:46 - Dundrio: how would you guys know
  87. 23:46 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: mine is miles better
  88. 23:46 - Dundrio: my ass is glorious
  89. 23:47 - Dundrio: i am watching himym, and the piano in the background is playing mobile ring tones
  90. 23:47 - Dundrio: but yeah
  91. 23:47 - Dundrio: my butt is pretty nice
  92. 23:47 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: no
  93. 23:47 - Dundrio: y r u so mena
  94. 23:47 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: sangbutt > dunbutt
  95. 23:47 - Dundrio: dunbutt > sang
  96. 23:48 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :(
  97. 23:48 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: civ help
  98. 23:48 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: dun is spreading misinformation
  99. 23:48 - Doomed Civilian: Sangbut > Dunbutt
  100. 23:48 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: <3
  101. 23:48 - Doomed Civilian: It has been proven in the International Butts Study
  102. 23:49 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: The one you conducted
  103. 23:49 - Dundrio: doomed u shudnt be a mod
  104. 23:49 - Dundrio: u r fierd
  105. 23:49 - Princess Flutterslut: mod me
  106. 23:49 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Shut your whore mouth
  107. 23:49 - Doomed Civilian: Well, yeah
  108. 23:49 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: The man knows his butts
  109. 23:49 - Doomed Civilian: Because I enjoy butts that much
  110. 23:49 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Also my butt
  111. 23:50 - Doomed Civilian: yes
  112. 23:51 - Dundrio: my butt is unloved ;_;
  113. 23:51 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: yup
  114. 23:51 - Dundrio: sang is evil
  115. 23:52 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: draze can have your butt if he wants
  116. 23:53 - Dundrio: draze is dum
  117. 23:53 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: leave draze aone
  118. 23:53 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: see this is why nobody wants your butt
  119. 23:54 - Dundrio: my butt is great justice
  120. 23:55 - Draze: Can I have sang butt
  121. 23:55 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: No sorry it's all for civ
  122. 23:55 - Draze: we can share
  123. 23:55 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Well if he wants to
  124. 23:57 - Draze: Fine then
  125. 23:57 - Draze: I'll just have dun butt
  126. 23:57 - Dundrio: u can't have
  127. 23:57 - Dundrio: u don't love me
  128. 23:57 - Dundrio: u love draze
  129. 23:57 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: well nobody loves you so
  130. 23:57 - Dundrio: i love me
  131. 23:57 - Doomed Civilian: We can always share Draze
  132. 23:57 - Dundrio: inb4 im a nobody
  133. 23:57 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: no you dont
  134. 23:58 - Draze: :D
  135. 23:58 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: See, Civ doesn't want to share
  136. 23:58 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Sorry Draze
  137. 23:58 - Draze: sang pls
  138. 23:58 - Doomed Civilian: D: Sorry Draze, sang knows me better than me
  139. 23:59 - Dundrio: mods have bad taste in butt
  140. 23:59 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: Civ does not have a bad-tasting butt
  141. 23:59 - Dundrio: this chat is a disgrace
  142. 23:59 - Draze: You literally denied me yours, dun
  143. 23:59 - Dundrio: cus ur a faget
  144. 2013 m. kovo 30 d.
  145. 00:00 - Draze: Fine I thought I could love you
  146. 00:00 - Draze: Seems not
  147. 00:00 - Dundrio: ;_;
  148. 00:01 - Draze: Well you're the one being mean
  149. 00:02 - Doomed Civilian: So very mean
  150. 00:02 - Doomed Civilian: Why would people want mean butt, anyway?
  151. 00:02 - Dundrio: u guys were mean first
  152. 00:02 - Dundrio: and said my butt wasn't good
  153. 00:02 - Dundrio: and that sang had a better butt
  154. 00:02 - Dundrio: it hurt my feelings
  155. 00:02 - Doomed Civilian: Well, comapred to Sang, of course your butt comes up short.
  156. 00:02 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: :3
  157. 00:02 - Dundrio: my butt is way better than sangs
  158. 00:03 - Dundrio: you just can't handle it
  159. 00:04 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: stop bullying my butt
  160. 00:04 - Dundrio: stop bullying mine
  161. 00:04 - Sangfroidisch von Sparkleschloß: lolno
  162. 00:05 - Dundrio: >:(
  163. 00:06 - Prince Adam Jensen is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
  164. 00:07 - Draze: >:)
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