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  1. 10/21/2006
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  3.       Its morning, I have nothing to do. Alarm clock is busted. I hope lying your ass off is the meaning of life. "Nick! Wake the hell up!" "UGH!!!" I groan to myself, my idiot friends have woken me up, at least I don't need another alarm clock, I just want to know where the fuck the snooze button is. I throw my sheets off and go down the hall into the bathroom, step into the shower, and twist the knob with each ounce of strength in my body. Some retard used up the warm water, each bead of freezing water feels like a needle. I brush my teeth and look up in the mirror, what the hell did I do to diserve this? I feel like shit, I rush downstairs and put on my new sneakers, they look friggin awesome. Just as I open the door my friends, (Dan, James, and Mark) are sitting on my stoop. "Have you nothing better to do on a Saturday morning?" I uttered. "Yeah but annoying the hell out of you is funner." Dan says followed by the most annoying chuckle ever.
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  6.       "C'mon fag, we're going to the arcade. Get your bike." James says in the most awake voice I've ever heard on a Saturday morning.
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