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- May you own a microwave that sounds like its heating your food perfectly but it isn't quite hot enough yet. Forever. #CurseDavidCameron
- May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits #CurseDavidCameron
- May the drivel from his mouth attract the spiders when he sleeps with his mouth open at night #CurseDavidCameron
- May he go outside bare foot in the dark and stand on a slug. #CurseDavidCameron
- May all crisp packets you open have a highly unequal distribution of flavour. One really strong crisp, the rest plain. #CurseDavidCameron
- #cursedavidcameron May you constantly forget about your tea until it is unpleasantly tepid.
- May you forever be plagued by rail replacement bus services #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron May you star in Drag Me To Hell when it's remade as a documentary.
- #CurseDavidCameron
- May your sphincter become floppy and unreliable.
- May you get the clap from shafting the country & pus filled blisters cover your face to show your shame
- #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron
- May your every speech be accompanied by audible, prolonged and violent farts
- #CurseDavidCameron May your suppositories be dipped in itching powder causing anal itching for all eternity.
- #CurseDavidCameron #ResignDavidCameron As my dear old gran would have said, 'I don't wish him any harm but I hope his *rsehole festers'.
- #CurseDavidCameron May the next Pig you encounter bite off your scrotum!
- #CurseDavidCameron May all your poops become as hard as diamonds. And tetrahedral.
- May you get shut in an airlock with the Queen Xenomorph #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron May you forever be cursed with being crap at cricket.
- I hope you forever feel both thirsty and that you need a wee #cursedavidcameron
- May you slip up and hurt your bottom on a Panamanian banana skin #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron May all [y]our words be auto corrected to the truth regardless of what device you use or who does it for you.
- #CurseDavidCameron
- May your toast always be burnt, your eggs hard and bacon too crispy
- #CurseDavidCameron May your turds come alive and kiss you.
- May you suffer a flesh wound from a bullet cast from frozen faeces
- #CurseDavidCameron
- #cursedavidcameron may your ears be flicked every day throughout the harshest winters.
- May all your Facebook friends be estranged acquaintances who you never really interact with in the actual world #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron May your queue always be longer than the other one.
- May a thousand foxes pee on your lawn #CurseDavidCameron
- #CurseDavidCameron may your pants spontaneously combust every time you see a bicycle and your belly button turn into an 'outy'
- #CurseDavidCameron May you be the first victim of a zombie apocalypse.
- May your biscuit break off in your tea #CurseDavidCameron
- May your cat develop a habit for secretly vomiting in your brogues #CurseDavidCameron
- May you often get a pube stuck in the stitching of your trousers forcing you to walk awkwardly as you try to free it #CurseDavidCameron
- May you forever have to shave you're nuts with a rusty cheese grater #CurseDavidCameron
- May your sandwich fillings always plop messily onto your tie. #CurseDavidCameron
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- May you arrive at a traffic light forever stuck on red
- May all his bags burst in his hands when he is emptying his bins #CurseDavidCameron
- May everyone fart in your general direction #CurseDavidCameron
- I hope you get out of bed, stand on a plug, then a piece of Lego, and then a rake #CurseDavidCameron
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