Kekkish as of 2318 GMT, 15 Dec 2014

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Good night, sweet prince.
>you will never speak kekkish with anyone

 Kekkish, the categories below.
You can use Nipponese Romaji to express words without a kekkish equivalent, like Appuru for apple or Buritsukurigu for Blitzkrieg.

original thread: https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/34545328
 /int/ thread 2: https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/34563346

 [s4s] thread 1: https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/2878398
 [s4s] thread 2: https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/2886169

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______TODO______
Consistency helps.  Order lists English first then Kekkish (some exceptions.)
Likewise, edit labels, section labels, footnotes in a consistent way.  What is best way:
  Current labels:
  ###### main section ######
          english word | kekkish translation
  another english word | second translation
  --sub-section  (suggest one or 2 spaces after word.  maybe even terminate with double dash after)
            third word | kekkish
  *notes  (**, *** etc.)
  # / - non-language comments, discussion comments.

Debate over the use of capitals, it could help reading flow which is nonexistent right now.
Debate over the use of commata and similiar.

middle eastern countries (end in -bar?)
   aussie areas too, oceania in general (some mentioned -m8 or -cunt)
   and asia (chong?)
   middle east since nobody wants them, may as well be its own continent, plus, fun to poke at them (Huackbar - middle      East?)

IMPROVE READABILITY
   maybe add some noticeable separaters, like a line of ### or something like that to split up verbs, noun stuff, adj, maths, etc.


WHEN DONE: move grammar to pastebin and fill the vocabulary by intbon anonpo
internet slang
Practice shitposting in Kekkish
before spreading to new boards: translate their may mays

Section with "attractiveness"/quality of objects, nice, disgusting, ugly, etc.
    numeric scale? tandeten = tan/ten = 3/10, these work as adjectivess
   Could work too.  Could have both numeral and word based

A way to introduce non-Kekkish words properly, such as "words", but some other symbol.
  This way you can have a proper way to know what is and isn't Kekkish in written form, without confusing quotations.  `words` is my vote.  Or... ? CAPSLOCK?
  Thing with capslock is you might not preserve the correct sentence meaning of some languages.  All quotes of English would be people shouting at each other.
  Someone suggested having a prefix and suffix, but then translate the words to Kekkish.  Might limit the ability to quote things directly, but it also follows kekkish rules.  I'd be for being able to quote directly over translation since it is more accurate that way.
  meme arrows   foreign words = >foreign words<  god bless quotes
  > = open a foreign word, word passage or quote.
  < = closes it

/lgbt/ post:
Where's the phonology? Morphosyntax? Is Kekkish nominative-accusative or ergative-absolutive, or does it exhibit a split ergative? This is a retarded way to make a conlang and will result in a thinly veiled English cypher with some weird and unecessary derivational morphology.
Nerd rage over and out

Content:
  physics comics
  polandball kekkish comics!
  shit was so cash copypasta
  penguin of doom, if you so dare!
  More simple sentence fragments to aid learning
  More complex edge-cases to test the rigidity of the language
  record some google translate readings and put them on youtube as official pronunciation, the worst, of course!
  decide on what accent to speak kekkish in


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##########################  The rules of Kekkish  #########################

--  General rules  --
If two letters meet, if they are the same vowel, contract them to one vowel. If they are two different vowels, add -y- inbetween. If they are two consonants and the combination is unpronouncable, add -y- inbetween.
Most prefixes can also stand alone, if you wish to clear up things.
affix order:  sentenceprefix otherprefixes adjective word inflection othersuffixes numerus verbsuffix
Word order is SVO.

--Sentence prefixes (can also stand alone but they always go first)
Hao- | formal
Hue- | shitposting
Hua- | Irony
 Wa- | Question (Huawa-: Rhetoric question)


-- ABCedary/Phonetics -- names of each letter in kekkish
     a | ay
     ä | äya (think of it like an "a" with eyes)
     b | bale
     c | cist
     d | dodon
     e | ebnic
     f | fef
     g | gentoo
     h | nihhon
     i | impli
     j | jizz
     k | kil
     l | lel
     m | mate
     n | nazi
     ñ | señor (ñ is pronounced señor everywhere)
     o | omg
     ö | söprise (pronounced like an "o" with a surprised face)
     p | pepe
     q | que
     r | raff
     s | spurdo
     t | taco
     u | usaka? umida?
     v | vivian?
     w | kewl
     x | scrillex
     y | yee
     z | zomg or zoomj
     / | bo (silent, part of the word between two "/"s is pronounced separately)
     0 | nul (pronounced "o")
     4 | kur (pronounced "for")
     5 | pen (pronounced "faiv")
     8 | bak (pronounced "eit")
    10 | ten (pronounced "ten")
(｢･ω･)｢ | (not pronounced, but rather shown with your hands. The name is the same as pronunciation)
#  the above numbers are technically letters in the language.  They are used rarely, however.
--  Verbs  --
Verbs have 6 letters and end in a consonant. At the end of the sentence, the verb end is placed, which tells the tension and modus. It can be ommitted if verb is normal indicative.
Attach -pi to the verb itself to change it to passive.
Put 'nau' after the verb for imperative.    #could we get some examples here?

-- verb ends:
          normal indicative   negated indicative      normal conjunctive      negated conjunctive

present   desu                dindu                   sodesu                  sodindu
   past   deshita             dindita                 sodeshita               sodindita
 future   deshot              dindot                  sodeshot                sodindot


--  Pronouns --
third person, general | xe, hän
                    I | nyaa
           I (Humble) | badnyaa
       you (singular) | myuu
       you (familiar) | kant
      you (offensive) | fgt
                   he | chinpo
                  she | oppai
                   we | chinpoppai, chinpai, nyaa()po (other suffixes get attached before -po)
         you (plural) | myuu()po (other suffixes get attached before -po)
                 they | sugoi (does not require -po), xe()po (other suffixes get attached before -po)


--  Inflection  --
 D1 |    nominative                                     (doge, the dog)
 D2 | -n dative possessive                      (dogen, of the dog, the dog's)
 D3 | -r indirect object dative                 (doger, [giving something] the dog)
 D4 | -y direct object dative                   (dogey, [seeing] the dog)
 D5 | -u dative vocativus                           (dogeyu, "Hey doge!")
 D6 | -om dative locativus (to)                 (dogeyom, [going to] the dog)
 D7 | -e dative originus (from)                 (dogeye, [coming from] the dog)
 D8 | -ov dative instrumentalis / topicalis (how, about)                (dogeyov, [was done by] the dog, [about] the dog)
 D9 | -am dative locativus (at)                 (dogeyam, [being at] the dog)
D10 | -em potential form                    (dogeyem, the dog [is able to do])
D11 | -ax volitional                        (dogeyax, the dog [wants to do])

--  Articles and conjunctions --
(they can all be prefixes and be attached to the next word, but they dont have to)
#  Should we have optionals, or force strict prefix or no prefix?  Optional syntax rules complicate but add diversity, double-edged sword.
   ordinal prefix | na- (ordinal numbers are words like "first")
              and | a-
               or | o-
              but | u-
        all/whole | -ami     (D1, D4: dogeyami: the [entire] dog, dogeyamipo: [all] the dogs, [every] dog)
         negation | ni-
             when | he-
             more | -moar
               if | fi-
               to | te-
             then | te-
             with | min-
              too | met-
              for | vir
            while | wel-
            Where | wo
              Who | wer
             when | wa
              How | man
             what | qua
           though | so
         although | iso
             that | dart
             this | dort
            -able | -kann #adjective?
          because | te femnut (then reason)
              why | qua femnut (what reason)
what (bewildered) | wat
     what (angry) | wot
  what (stupidly) | wut
            thing | ting

Begin of a logical group, like a subsentence, a list, ... = k[a,e,i,o,u]-. Choose a vowel.
End of a logical group = [a,e,i,o,u]k-. Choose corresponding vowel to the begin
-ing (like fucking), nounification = vi-
-or (the person doing something), personification = chi-
-sh = the language of something (like poloniash)
#  expand.  Sounds interesting but confusing.
## Just think of it as brackets, like in a relative subsentence, every between ka .. ak relates to the word before ka
###  so like, say you were making a list of someones facial hair features, you could put them in a list between ka...ak and that would refer directly to the previous object?  And then you could, say, make a further group where you could refer to features of the beard specifically, or the hair on head.  I think that is what you are saying?  An example would help if it isn't that.

--Names begin with Na-, countries that are not used as adjectives too
      putin | naputin
      obama | nabama
       moot | nacuck
    yotsuba | na404gril

--All emotion words either start with fil- or end in -emo.

      happy | filsmili or smiliyemo
        sad | filfroni or froniyemo
      angry | filragli or ragliyemo or Cajunyemo
      bored | filblali or blaliyemo
      horny | filsluti or slutiyemo
     scared | filfriti or fritiyemo
ambivalence | filfemi  or femiyemo or mehyemo
      irked | filug
     miffed | ugyemo


##################### Communication: ###########################

#i don't think that looks too good though, it's harder to read this way
#this also needs to be alphabetized after kekkish or english? this is a tough question

# I would like to sort them further into categories
#  yes very much so.  categories are nice

            to be sorry | sarcar
       to bump a thread | bompan
              to create | moldex
               to drink | balbub
         to drink a lot | glubglub
                 to eat | nomnom
           to introduce | gemeat
                to meet | bemeat
                to plan | skedel
        to say, to talk | spiken
                 to see | sinsen
            to shitpost | krapoz
                to shit | kraper
                to sing | singan
           to storytell | gritex
            to surprise | supris
           to translate | tumcen
               to troll | trolin

                 to die | kilded
                to live | brivan or carpe (as in to seize)

                to fall | fallen
                 to fly | banti
         to go, to walk | gongex
        to go somewhere | hedout or gitout
                to move | gifeng

              to become | benkom
                  to do | (omitted)
            to do again | duover
                 to get | bengett
                to give | gibsem
                to have | benhav
                to need | gibdat or fiend
                 to try | taryan
                to want | kverak
 to experiment, to test | tocdik

               to check | chekov
                to feel | nojief

               to allow | faarud
                  to be | (omitted, desu is enough)
              to finish | enfind
                to help | faaquu
               to start | befind
to tip or wear a fedora | fedorn

                 to ask | gespik
 to call (for somebody) | kallys
                to hear | herded
                to know | brilux
               to learn | nuskul
    to let know, inform | briluxpi (= "he is knowed")
              to listen | getlal
                to read | preruz
               to speak | spikan
               to think | brulix
                to type | taipan
               to write | werett
                to yell | kallar
               to swear | hosedt

          to be able to | dokann
               to brood | rumin8
    to converse or talk | fatchu
             to have to | moskan
                to like | legust
                to play | gaemen
      to post, to shoot | postax
              to remove | rempof
           to sperg out | spergn
                to work | twerkn

              to attack | penbum
                to bite | matbum
              to defend | naysex
             to destroy | remnay
                to kick | legbum
               to punch | nlebum

           to calm down | kalfal
                to clap | beklap
               to dance | tanzen
              to finish | ikamen
               to flush | nokrap
             good sleep | hapnap
            to hang out | norfag
           to look like | getsys
               to reply | posten
                to rest | pecyer
to sleep with a partner | fapnap
               to sleep | pecgut
               to stink | stinka
        to watch / look | bensys
                to draw | foshop


################### directions ###############################
            North | best
            South |
             East | mongt
             West | bangt

               Up | b8
             Down | m8
Right (direction) | r8
 Left (direction) | h8

         Forwards | l8
        Backwards | w8

             near | n8
              far | f8

         straight | sk8

           Rotate | rot8
        Clockwise | r8rot8
   Anti-clockwise | h8rot8


################## All country names have their own rules: #########################

--EUROPE & N.AMERICA = end in -nia

       America | Ongfridonia
           USA | Fridonia
        Canada | Maplenia
        Hawaii |   (hawaii is under ownership of N.America, right?)

        Europe | Yuroponia
            UK | Britbonia
       England |
      Scotland |
         Wales |
     N.Ireland |
       Ireland |

       Belarus | Belaruse
       Belgium | Lavboinia
        Cyprus | Bongnongnia
Czech Republic | Chekemonia
       Denmark | Grisania
       Estonia | Bestonia
       Finland | Finnia
        France | Surendia
       Germany | Krautonia
        Greece | Debtnia
       Iceland | Björkania
       Ireland | Faminia
        Latvia | Bainaputinia
     Lithuania | Ireatonia
    Luxembourg | Toplavjewonia
   Netherlands | Gibmonia
        Norway | Goatania
        Poland | Polonia
      Portugal | Lavhuenia
        Russia | Vodkania
         Spain | Futbania
        Sweden | Homonia
   Switzerland | Lavjewonia
        Turkey | Ahmedia
       Ukraine | Lavputania

     Slovakia, |
     Slovenia, |
       Bosnia, |
      Croatia, |
       Serbia,  \ Slavenia
   Montenegro,  /
      Romania, |
     Moldovia, |
     Bulgaria, |
       Albania |


--AFRICA - end in -nog
                 Algeria | Algerianog
                  Angola | Angolanog
                   Benin | Beninnog
                Botswana | Botswananog
            Burkina Faso | Fasonog
                 Burundi | Burundinog
                Cameroon | Cameroonnog
              Cape Verde | Verdenog
Central African Republic | CARnog
                    Chad | Chadnog
                 Comoros | Comorosnog
                   Congo | Congonog
                   Congo | Dracongonog
           Cote d'Ivoire | d'Ivoirenog
                Djibouti | Djiboutinog
       Equatorial Guinea | Equatornog
                 Eritrea | Eritreanog
                Ethiopia | Naynomnog
                   Gabon | Gabonnog
                   Ghana | Ghananog
           Guinea-Bissau | Bissaunog
                  Guinea | Guineanog
                   Kenya | Kenyanog
                 Lesotho | Lesothonog
                 Liberia | Liberianog
                   Libya | Libnog
              Madagascar | Madnog
                  Malawi | Malawinog
                    Mali | Malinog
              Mauritania | Mauritanianog
               Mauritius | Mauritiusnog
                 Morocco | Morocconog
              Mozambique | Mozambiquenog
                 Namibia | Namibianog
          Niger, Nigeria | Nignog
                  Rwanda | Rwandanog
                  Sahara | Saharanog
   Sao Tome and Principe | Saonog
                 Senegal | Senegalnog
            Sierra Leone | Leonenog
                 Somalia | Swednog
            South Africa | Sudafricanog
                   Sudan | Sudanog
               Swaziland | Swazilandnog
                Tanzania | Tannog
              The Gambia | Gambianog
                    Togo | Togonog
                  Uganda | Ugandanog
                  Zambia | Zambianog
                Zimbabwe | Zimbabwenog

--S.AMERICA & C.AMERICA - end in -zzinga
  Argentina | Nigzzinga (nignonga, nignozzinga)
    Bolivia | Bazzinga
     Brazil | Huezzinga
    Cayenne | Lavcazzinga
      Chile | Chilzzinga
   Colombia | Cozzinga
 Costa Rica | Costazzinga
El Salvador | Salvazzinga
    Equador | Equazzinga
  Guatemala | Gatazzinga
     Guyana | Guzzinga
   Honduras | Honduzzinga
       Kuba | Vietzzinga
     Mexico | Tacozzinga
  Nicaragua | Nicazzinga
     Panama | Panazzinga
   Paraguay | Fagayzzinga
       Peru | Perzzinga
   Suriname | Lavsuzzinga
    Uruguay | Urgayzzinga
  Venezuela | Venezzinga

--Oceania & Australasia = end in -m8
# every place in australia should be called cunt+place+land
  Australia | Arakm8
New Zealand | Shepm8

--Asia = end in -chong
      China | Chinchong
      Japan | Nippon (doesn't have -chong)
North Korea | Kimchong (Topgonechong)
South Korea | Kpopchong (Topbanechong)
    Vietnam | Namchong

--Middle East = end in -bar
#  not like any other continent wants them - True
   Egypt | Pointybar
    Iran | Freedummdbar
    Iraq | WMDbar
 Lebanon | Lebobar
  Turkey | Kebabar
Pakistan | Wogbar
  Israel | Juicebar


--and receive the prefix na- when they are not used as an adjective
--if used as an adjective, the -nia becomes -ni-
--example: A British girl: britbonigril, to Britain: nabritboniayom
#  Actually, how will this section work now since all major areas got their own suffix?
#  Could possibly make a suffix modifier for each.  Such as Middle East changing from -bar to -ach, wmdbargril > wmdackgril, ew.
http://imgur.com/a/LHXiT    MAPS OF VARIOUS CONTINENTS

################### The 4chin boards get -bo suffixes. #######################

#  add other boards, and what they are.
   /a/ | weebo
   /b/ | banbo
   /c/ | lolibo
   /d/ | shenisbo
   /e/ |
   /f/ | giffengbo
 /gif/ | fapjgifbo
   /h/ |
  /hr/ | valbo
   /k/ | banbangbo
   /m/ | renisbo
   /o/ | vromvrombo
   /p/ | pingbo
   /s/ | fapbo
   /t/ | yarharbo
   /u/ | lesbo
   /v/ | ragebo
  /vg/ | gaemenbo
   /w/ |
   /i/ | slowbo
  /ic/ |
 /r9k/ | robo
 [s4s] | dubbo
  /cm/ | boibo
  /hm/ | chinhomobo
/lgbt/ | homobo
   /y/ |
   /3/ | banepigubo
 /adv/ | briluxbo
  /an/ |
 /asp/ |
 /biz/ | shekelbo
 /cgl/ | vegalbo
  /co/ | lovbo
 /diy/ | moldexbo
  /fa/ | fagbo
 /fit/ | fitbo
  /gd/ | foshopbo
  /hc/ | fapnapbo
 /int/ | intbo
  /jp/ | nipponbo
 /lit/ | preruzbo
 /mlp/ | cockbo
  /mu/ | mubo
   /n/ | ninewstrainbo
 /out/ | dindabo
  /po/ |
 /pol/ | cuckbo
 /sci/ | briluxbo
 /soc/ | raetbo
  /sp/ | krapozbo
  /tg/ | fatbo (40kbo maybe)
 /toy/ |
 /trv/ | hedoutbo
  /tv/ | banebo
  /vp/ | yiffobo
 /wsg/ | jgifbo
   /x/ | spookbo

-- Dead ;_;
   /5/ | penfingbo  (>you will never 5 things again)
  /fk/ | virlavbo
 /fur/ |
   /l/ | onglolibo
 /new/ | ongcuckbo
  /rs/ | ongyarharbo
  /yg/ |
   /z/ | beebo
  dis. | preruzbopo

-- Others
   /j/ | hopokebo
/test/ | tocdikbo (probably some other test boards I forgot)
[mod board here, /mod/?  I forgot]
   IRC | Memenotten Nonami Spiken = MNS

###################### 4chan/Internet terms ###############################

 when telling a story | shye
       when shiggying | shyehoi
                 >mfw | shyehoi nyaan fil he = snfh or >nfh
 O.P./original poster | opi
-fag/-friend (suffix) | -ano
       anon/anonymous | nona
               thread | srid
     repeating digits | _dubo (The _ is filled with a number: 2dubo=dubs, 3dubo=trips, 4dubo=quads, etc)
   checking privilege | femnazchek
                image | pix
                  png | ping
                  gif | jgif
                  jpg | jpag
                 webm | wubbum
                 meme | maymay
              janitor | hopoke

################# Animals, creatures, insects and others. #####################
--  All creatures names are 4 letters long
        bird | bavi
         cat | cade
     chicken | chik
         cow | cowe
        crab | snab
    dinosaur | dino
         dog | doge
      Dragon | drem
        duck | doln
       Dwarf | dorf
    elephant | elef
         elf | lelf
        fish | phsh
        frog | pepe
     giraffe | gife
        goat | gote
     gorilla | dong
hippopotamus | hipo
       horse | cock
       human | nona
    kangaroo | kunt
     lizzard | geck
      monkey | niga
       mouse | mick
       mouse | mose
      nigger | noge
     penguin | linx
         pig | pigu
      rabbit | bune
         rat | raet
  rhinoceros | ryno
       shark | saak
       sheep | shep
       sloth | slof
       snake | snek
       squid | skid
       tiger | tigu
      turtle | turd
      turtle | turt
       whale | wale


##################### Time  #############################

         time | tiem
      o'clock | bong
   o'clock am | bongam
   o'clock pm | pimbong

--Time is based on 24 hour cycle. If you feel the need to specify a.m. or p.m. use -am or pim- affixes.
12 o'clock am | 00 bong(am) (midnight)
 1 o'clock am | 01 bong(am)
 2 o'clock am | 02 bong(am)
 3 o'clock am | 03 bong(am)
etc until
12 o'clock pm | 12 (pim)bong (noon)
 1 o'clock pm | 13 (pim)bong
 2 o'clock pm | 14 (pim)bong
 3 o'clock pm | 15 (pim)bong
etc, you get the idea.

-- Speech-based time references
          day | dang
      morning | mong
         noon | wong
    afternoon | rong
      evening | bang
        night | nang
     midnight | nyumong, nongon (the night is on or the night begins)

        early | inb4
         late | 4bin


################## Months #############################

    Month | nuar

  January |
 February |
    March |
    April |
      May |
     June |
     July |
   August | gusu or Wisu (from the meaning wise)
September | nofap
  October |
 November | durrw
 December | gippo

   Spring | budtiem
   Summer | bugtiem
   Autumn | dedtiem
   Winter | eritiem

################### Days of the Week ############################
# The week starts with a monday instead of sunday

            Day | dang
Day of the week | ar

         Monday | arnoma
        Tuesday | arvusa
      Wednesday | arhumpo
       Thursday | argachi
         Friday | aryiffo
       Saturday | arcade
         Sunday | arsonu

           Year | ebuar
         Decade | tenpabuar
        Century | honpabuar


#################### Laughter (can be repeated) ##################
    lal     | drunken shitposting laughter
    lol     | slightly amused
    lel     | mocking tone
    kek     | slight chuckle
    jej     | vaguely French amusement
    wew     | when someone posts fresh opinions
    fef     | internal creepy laughter
    [ab]*u  | top, repeat "ab" for more intensity (e.g. ABABABABU KEK)
    jaja    | for laughing with false mexican accent
    axaxa   | for laughing with false russian accent
    huehue  | for laughing with false brazilian accent

Verbs:

    lol and variations - add 'yen' (lalyen - to drunkenly, shitpostingly laugh)
    kek     = 'kekyen'
    jej     = 'jejyen'
    wew     = 'wewyen'
    fef     = 'fefyen'
    ababu   = 'ababen'
    jaja    = 'jajayn'
    axaxa   = 'xaxyen'
    huehue  = 'huehen'

####################### Adjectives (are prefixes and attach to the noun they refer to) ##############################
                   evil | viet-, -viet
             young, new | nyu-
                    old | ong-
                   good | gone-
                    bad | bane-
 all variations of epic | ebin-
                   safe | saf-
  much, big, many, very | val-
     few, small, little | lav-
      the highest value | top- (topbane - the worst, ...)
                 secret | krit-
                   next | nip
               previous | pin
Repetition prefix "re-" | ga- (for example, gabrulix - rethink)
                  based | baes-
                  funny | kekki-
                    fat | valnifitbo, usa
                   dumb | dumn
                  naked | lewd
               innocent | virgin
                  crazy | watefu-
                   rage | brzrk-
                  quiet | zuzu-


######################## Other words (they have a minimum of 3 and a maximum of 9 letters) #######################
                          yes | ayy
                           no | nay lmao
                        maybe | ayy lmao
                 I don't know | brilux dindu
 can you repeat the question? | 00y
you're not the boss of me now | xonro

                          man | boi
                        woman | gril
                       father | par
                       mother | mar
                      parents | parmarpo
                       sister | ser
                      brother | per
                       friend | ladcunt
                     feminist | femnaz or patriarker
                     hedonist | Joycamp
                       pirate | yarhar, pir8

                        Hello | hay, hai
                     Good-bye | bai
                    Thank you | thx
               You're welcome | aye
      Good Night (set phrase) | welterusten, hapnapun

                         Mate | Oyida
                       reason | femnut
                      feeling | tafeelwen
                   king/ruler | emprah
                        money | moniy/shekels, duccades
                        plane | bavi (= bird)
    congratulations, good job | nolan
                    wonderful | kek! (#2)
                    Astronaut | spessano
                        space | spess
                        wheel | 8u

                       access | sinska
                        again | ga
                       any(-) | nam(-)
                       anyone | namwer (any who)
                          bed | boden
                        cloud | botnet
                       condom | safsexa
                         door | dora
                 earth (soil) | erm
              Fine (Monetary) | bakkinham
                         fire | fer
                          gun | banban
                         hand | tap
                   hesitation | wew
                     Internet | memenotten / webernet
                         last | nadablton
                         life | lom
                      network | notten
                      nothing | nuffin(s)
                          now | nau, also imperative marker
                         part | lavesh
                       pledge | blejan
                        power | parvu
         right (human rights) | praav
                      someone | quawer (what who)
                        sport | /sp/ost
                          spy | spok
                       toilet | krappo
                        vodka | wodk
                         wall | vala
                        water | wan
                          way | man
                     whatever | herp derp
                       window | linax
                         wind | win

                         cold | -frizi, -boner
                         warm | -homo
                          hot | -fer


##################### Swearing #####################################
                 -fu(g)- | fuck, use as affix as you please
      bitch, pussy, ... | cade or pussi
Shit, Crap, (oh no) ... | Krap
                    Ass | butte / pinker or hine
              Cancerous | Kanker (insult, can be used independt or as prefix)
           Motherfucker | marfap


###########################  The Human body  ##################################
       hair | hurr
      beard | durr
   mustache | furr
     Goatee | nurr
  Sideburns | burr
       weed | dubstep (yes, weed is a body part)

       head | hedd
       face | faece
       nose | sniff
        ear | sklfug

      torso | cntrmas
     pelvis | elvis

        arm | noodl
      elbow | tingler
       hand | hi5, gripr
      wrist | kungfu

        leg | legg, standr
       knee | bendr
       foot | lo5
       toes | hang5 or hang10

--  Sexual organs below
    breasts | bewb
man breasts | moob, pex
        ass | pinker

-- Penis nouns
Anything that sound like penis should have their own special meaning
      Benis | penis in general
      Cenis | average penis
      Denis | big penis or detachable
       Enis | epic penis
      Fenis | freedom penis
      Genis | animal penis (genus)
      Henis | penis tentacle (Hentai)
      Jenis | fast panis (jet)
      Kenis | penis fight
      Lenis | funny penis
      Menis | mean penis
      Nenis | child mini penis
      Penos | scientific penis name
      Qenis | strange penis
      Renis | artificial/robot penis
     Shenis | girl penis
      Tenis | athletic penis
      Venis | planetary penis
      Wenis | small penis
      Xenis | aliens penis
      Yenis | dinosaur penis
      Zenis | unknown penis

-- Vagina Nouns
       cade | regular vagina
   vajayjay |
      vagoo |
      vijay |
      pussi |
     bagina |
     fagina |
     fajita |

######  Sexual Orientation  ######
     gay | homo
      bi | biso
straight | heto
 asexual | ayso
   furry | yiffo

######  Gender  ######
  cisgender | ciso
transgender | trano, ldyboi
      other | flako
#  consider adding the "full list of genders" and have them all equal to flako.  because why not, it'll be funny.


###########################  food & drink ###########################
# optional rule on word size?
    juice | jews
    fruit | furta
vegetable | debra
   potato | ireata
    apple | djobos
   burger | burga
    fries | fer ireata  (hot potatoes) ?
spaghetti | Noodeloo()po (always plural, other suffixes go to () )
  cupcake | topkek

---

This space is empty.  It's like all voidu.
This is where all your hopes and dreams go to die.
Spooky.

---


################## Colours and visibility ##########################

                   Black | Nig
                   White | Smigma
                 Rainbow | Homo
                    Gray | Smignig
                    Blue | Aryn
                    Cyan | Smigmaryn
                   Green | Shrek
                  Yellow | Chang
                   Amber | Paypay
                  Orange | banchang
                     Red | Ban
                  Purple | Arynban
                    Pink | Pinkerson
                   Brown | Achbar
                   Peach | Pus

                    Pale | crem
                 Vibrant | danke
                    Dull | sukk
                    Dark | edji
                  Bright | hipi

               Invisible | nisinsenkann
           Glossy, shiny | poke-
Semi-transparent, opaque | spoopy
                 Reflect | mimi
              Reflection | mimikona
              Reflecting | mimik

##################### Maths and Logic ##########################

--  Counting with kekkish:
      1 | ong
      2 | dut
      3 | tan
      4 | kur
      5 | pen
      6 | wush
      7 | ases
      8 | bak
      9 | cirn
      0 | nol or egg
     10 | ten or tegg
    100 | hon or hegg
   1000 | ton or khegg
million | mel

big number are written like 100*9 + 10*6 + 3
"pa" = *, times
The decimal factor goes first.
Honpayan atenpawush atan = 963
Cardinal numbers = na- (first = naong, second = nadut, etc)

Suggestion: change pa to paw as a memory aid.  Horses are measured in hands.  Kekkish measures in paws, as a tribute to doge and cade?

square(d) | dabl
  cube(d) | tripl
#  powers, roots and other general maths stuff
#  we need a whole maths system!  Full retard if possible!
#  Should we make alternate math symbols?
#  I'd recommend anything with arithmetic just be typed out in standard symbols with arabic numeral

####################### Casual math terms, non precise ##########################

                   to add | blus
              to subtract | reds
              to multiply | klon
                to divide | fal
to raise to a (xth) power | _rowrow (replace _ with a number, for example 2rowrow = raise to the second power)
            to (xth) root | _fitepow (square root is assumed when there's no number before fitepow)

                       Pi | qt

################# The kektric system (based on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system) ######################

Metric prefixes (In kekkish: le merchant nose of the triumph)
 tera | dera       100000000000
 giga | gega          100000000
 mega | super            100000
 kilo | trilo               100
 deca | dega                 10
(none)                        1
 deci | dexi                0.1
centi | santo              00.1
 mili | mali              000.1
micro | migro          000000.1
 nano | manco       000000000.1
 pico | boku     000000000000.1

*notice you don't write 0.0001, 0.0001 = 0000.1

Listed are the quantities of physics.
English is on the outsides, Kekkish on insides.
Each quantity has been grouped in to areas.
Quantity Symbols are capitals, unit symbols are small.  Preferably 2 letters.

[English quantity]      |  [kekkish quantity]  |  [kekkish unit]    |  [English unit]
#  A lie  #
Time                    |  Tiem (T)            |  gets (g)          |  seconds (s)
                        |                      |  post              |  minute (m)
                        |                      |  bong              |  hour (h)
                        |                      |  dang              |  day
                        |                      |  nuar              |  month
                        |                      |  ebuar             |  year
Slow Time               |  whoa (WH)           |  highs (hs)        |  seconds (s)
#  Force quantities  #
speed                   |  sanics (S)          |  gofast (gf)       |  m/s
acceleration            |  cum (CT^2)          |  dubget (dg)       |  m/s/s
Gravity                 |  gravitites (GR)     |  magicfigton (mf)  |  m/s/s
Pressure                |  feel (FE)           |  datfeel (df)      |  pascals (Pa)
Force                   |  triger (TW)         |  rape (r)          |  muscles/arm
 OR  Force              |  fig (FI)            |  figton (f)        |  newtons (N)
Momentum                |  Twerk               |                    |
Impulse                 |                      |  Ngage             |
Weight                  |  urmom (UM)          |  mom*magicfigtons  |  mass*gravity
#  Electrical and magnetic quantities  #
Frequency               |  wew (W)             |  wewlad (wl)       |  hertz (Hz)
Amplitude               |  fartitude (F)       |  farts (fs)        |  meters (m)
Temperature             |  rustle (RU)         |  jimmies (j)       |  kelvin (K)
Luminous Intensity      |  blinge (BL)         |  bling (bl)        |  candela (cd)
Energy                  |  rektfig (R)         |  lazors (lz)       |  joules (J)
Power                   |  wreckfig (WF)       |  uwottmate (uw)    |  watts (W)
Current                 |  boogalo (B)         |  boogaloo (b)      |  amperes (A)
Resistance              |  womyn (WY)          |  womynrights (wr)  |  ohms (Ω)
Voltage                 |  voltleleage (VL)    |  voltlel (v)       |  volts (V)
Capacitance             |  mucho! (MU)         |  muchachos         |  farads (F)
Magnetic Field Strength |  magicneto (MN)      |  Edisons (ed)      |  tesla (T)
#  Physical quantities  #
height                  |  floors              |  giraffos** (d)    |  meters (m)  (z coordinate)
length                  |  check(C)            |  dub (d)           |  meters (m)
distance/depth          |  trains              |  chuchues** (d)    |  meters (m) (x coordinate)
width                   |  miyako              |  miyakons** (d)    |  meters (m) (y coordinate)
mass                    |  melon (M)           |  mom (m)           |  kilograms (kg) *
amount of substance     |  jizzy (JZ)          |  jizzyness (jz)    |  moles
volume                  |  loads (L)           |  bucket (bu)       |  liters (l)
Area                    |  Ass (A)             |  dabl dubs (d^2)   |  square meters  (m^2)
Microwave               |  Nuke (NK)           |  mikes (mk)        |  Megahertz to Gigahertz (MHz to GHz)

#  Electromagnetic spectrum  # https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_spectrum
Radio (longwaves)       |
Microwave               | migrolads (migro=micro, lad=wave)
Infrared                |
Visible                 | sensikann
Ultraviolet             |
X-rays                  | scrillex-nigs
Gamma rays              | hulk nigs
High-energy gamma rays  |
radiation               | fukushimas (fukus)

  Ray | nig
Infra |
Ultra | smurf

#  still other quantities that can be added and mocked.  Maybe even some other major groups.

(x,y,z) = (distance, width, height)
actually I think "distance" should be depth, but fuck it. If we add depth remember to change it.
# I think that works, both can be used now.
notes:
* (1 mom = 150kg, 1 brick = 1kg, 1 gram = 1 jizz)
*the only difference with the metric system is that the unit mom is equivalent to 150kg, instead of 1 mom = 1kg. or maybe we should change mom to brick in the list? mom could be an alternative measure like "tons" and others.
*do not confuse jizz with jizzy and jizzines.
** chuchues, miyakons and giraffos are all are still 1 dub(meter), but the language makes a distinction when referring to distance, width and height. For example 10 miyakons are still 10 dubs (or meters) but it's implied that it's the width of something. You could describe a bridge as "100 chuchues 15 miyakos 20 giraffos" (100 meters long 15 meters wide 20 meters tall). Another example: -(What is you height)? -(I'm) 1,7 giraffos.    OR    -(I'm) 170 santogiraffos
^edited alot of times see if that makes sense.

##############################  Space  ##############################

        Gas Cloud | fart botnet
             Star | blinger
      Brown Dwarf | achbar dorf
      White Dwarf | smigma dorf
        Red Dwarf | perid dorf
       Sub Giants |
           Giants | colos
    Bright Giants | bling colos
      Supergiants | valcolos
      Hypergiants | sayancolos?
     Neutron Star | kilded blinger?
        Supernova | ferfer fart
        Blackhole | badiane
Hawking Radiation | fer8u fuku

# planetary system types #
      binary star | dublinger
etc.

# planets #
   Gas Supergiant | fart valcolos
        Gas Giant | fart colos
        Gas Dwarf | fart dorf
        Ice Giant | bonerwan colos
       Ice Planet | bonerwan sailor
     Ocean Planet | wanerm sailor
      Lava Planet | fererm sailor
           Planet | sailor
     Dwarf Planet | dorf sailor
             Moon | tsukino
    Asteroid Belt |
         Asteroid | rewsrel
            Comet |

       Earth-like | chan
      Super-Earth | valchan
    Super-Jupiter | valmakoto

          Mercury | mizuno
            Venus | aino
            Earth | 4chan
             Moon | tsukino
             Mars | hino
          Jupiter | kino
           Saturn | tomoe
           Uranus | tenou
          Neptune | kaiou
            Pluto | meiou
            Ceres |
           Huamea |
         Makemake |
             Eris |
            Sedna |

        Spaceship | spessboat
    Space Shuttle |
    Space station | spesshome
     Space Colony | spesschan
           Aliens | xeno
   Ancient Aliens | aliums
           Cyborg | ahnold


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######  PROJECT: SIMPLE SENTENCES  ######
                          Hello, my name is | Hay, nyaa na-[name] desu
                         I'm from [country] | Nyaa [country]-n desu
                               How are you? | Waman myuu(n) (filpo) desu?
                         What is your name? | Wawer myuu desu?
                         I'm a [job]-worker | Nyaa chi-[job, verb] desu (example: Nyaa chigritex desu = I'm a storyteller)
What are we gonna do on the bed, onii-chan? | Waqua chinpoppai do bodenam desshot, lavper?
                                Welcome.    | Nyaagonepo minchippoppaiyov.
                                 I'm sorry. | Nyaa sarcar desu.
                                 I'm happy! | Nyaa filsmili desu!
                                   I'm sad! | Nyaa filfroni desu!
                              I like you <3 | Nyaa legust myuuy
                                I hate you! | Nyaa valnilegust myuuy!
                   I am [number] years old. | Nyaan [number] ebuarpo.
                     Can you speak Kekkish? | Wa myuuyem kekkishy spikan?

                         Fixed that for you | Nyaa nonfuk xe myuuyom = NNXM
                         Away from keyboard | Keyboardam dindot = KD
                         Age, sex, location |
                           As far as I know | Nyaa benhav brilux = NBB
                      If I recall correctly | Finyaa gabrilux praavov desu = FGPD
                       Too long didn't rekt | Metval, preruz dindita = MPD
                    He is doing it for free | Chinpo nibenget moniy xeyom desu

######  PROJECT: NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA  ######
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Wotfu' myuuyu kalavcadeyak fuspiken nyaayov deshita?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Myuuyu briluxpi nyaayov kanyaa enfind top heln nanavy-sealam deshitak anyaa minvalkrittakerpo nal-quaedayov deshita anyaa benhav valhonpatan vikildedpo.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces .
Nyaa valfoinempi nagorilla-vipenbumov deshita anyaa topchipostax chipostaxynpo nafridonin.

You are nothing to me but just another target.
Myuuyu nol nyaayom desu, ayesh nipnonayom.

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
Nyaa valkildedfu' myuuy kastrikeyov sinsen dinditak deshot, myuuyu fu'brilux nau xey!

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
Wamyuuyu brulix kamyuu gongex aspiken xe vikrapoz sodesuyak? Chifug gabrulix.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
Wel kachinpoppai spikanak nyaa viwerett nyaan kritnotten spokyn nafridoniayam desu amyuun IP nuskulpi nau amyuu kachifugak brilux valwinypo sodeshot.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
Valwinpo desu kavalkilded myuun lavlomak.

You’re fucking dead, kid.
Myuuyu fu'kilded desu, lavnonayu.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Nyaa namwoyam anamokoyam sodesu anyaa kilded myuuy vallevpahonpo manov sodesu akaxeyesh nyaan tapovpo desuyak.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
Ong nyaa top gone valfoinempi lmao-banban twerkpobanbanyn dindu

###### PROJECT: SHIT WAS SO CASH COPYPASTA  ######
#   Rough translation, can correct later
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
Hay myuuhomopo, nyaa najohn desu, anyaa valnilegust ong myuunami

All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
myuuamiyu valnifitbo desu, valdumn, nibrivan denbterwer getsamipo sugoin dang dumny butte ping.

You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
Myuuyu tingamipo bane ebindangen desu. Trufagio, nammyuupo namtiem benget namcade sodeshita?

I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
Nyaa (mean), nyaa brulix

This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Dart topbane kahanfuk pingy facebookomak desu

What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”?
Qua /sp/ost myuuy do /sp/osten, nidesu "vihanfuk lewdpingompo nipponinonanpo"?

I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
Nyaa metbengetita heto A-po, abenhav valgonegril (oppai esh matfuk nyaay; Kraper VALmoniy deshita).

You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Myuuyuamipo homo wer esh kilded somyuuypo. Thx vigetlalov.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Ping legust: nyaa anyaan cade desu


###### PROJECT: ANONYMOOSE ######
We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
Hao chinpoppai nanonymous desu. Chinpoppai legion desu. Chinpoppai pengiv dindu. Chinpoppai penget dindu. Myuupo brilux chinpoppay deshot.

###### PROJECT: BANE? ######
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Hao napavel, nyaa CIA desu.

He wasn't alone.
Chinpo ong dindita.

You don't get to bring friends.
Myuu bengett benhav ladcuntypo dindot.

They are not my friends.
Sugoi ladcuntpo dindu.

Don't worry, no charge for them.
Brulix dindot, lmao moniy xepov.

Why would I want them?
Qua femnut nyaa kverak xepoy sodesu?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
Sugoi taryan bengett kant shekels deshita. Sugoi twerk minnonam desu. Faecenona.

Bane?
Wa nabein desu?

Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
Bengett nau xepoy baviom - nyaa bengett dortn.

The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you.
Bantin skedel kanyaa esh bengett minnonapo nagencyn deshitak benhav nyaay, nonaypo nyaan, anapavel desu. Uyong fgtn.

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
Naong nona vispikenom faarud nyaan baviam deshot!

So...who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Wa wer gibsem moniy kantyr kabengett napavelak deshita?

He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
Chinpo valgone bantix dindita! Wa wer kverak nip taryan deshot?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
Spiken nau nyaayom nabeinov! Wua femnut benhav faece?

Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
Valgibdat vir nona!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
Oayy lmao chinpo brulix huawa qua femnut quawer postax nonayom deshot tegifeng xeu bengett baviye.

Wise guy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
Preruzano? Gone myuu spikenkann. Wa wer myuu?

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Gibdat wer badnyaa dindu, gibdat badnyaan skedel desu. Lmao namwer brilux wer nyaa deshita tebengett faece.

If I pull that off, would you die?
Fi nyaa bengett darte, wa myuu kilded?

It would be extremely painful.
Dort valnojief deshot.

You're a big guy!
Myuuyu valboi desu!

For you.
Vir myuu.

Was getting caught part of your plan?
Wa bengett bengett lavesh myuu skedel deshita?

Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Ayy... Paberu bengett badmyuu shekels dindita lmao legust myuun, badmyuu benhav brilux qua spiken myuuom deshita.

Nothing! I said nothing!
Nuffins! Nyaa spikenrekt nuffin deshita!

Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Nolan! Myuu bengett deshita! Nau wa qua gonesked nip lavesh?

Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Kilded bavi... Minlmao brivanano!


 Sleeping example


(If)
 he = chinpo
(and)
sleep = pecgut
(then)
He sleeps =  Chinpo pecgut desu.

He doesn’t sleep = Chinpo pecgut dindu.

Don’t sleep!  = Lmao pecgut nau!

He did not sleep.  = Han pecgut dindata.

He’s sleeping. = Chinpo vinappun sodesu.

He is going to sleep.  Chinpoyom pecgut deshot.
He is asleep. = Chinpo pecgut sodesu.


go = hedout

Go to sleep = Hedout pecgut deshita.

He slept the sleep of the innocent. = Chinpo pecgut virgin pecgut deshita.