Les Memes Denudes: "hey guys im mr alex digorno didd you know im going for a psychology degree?"
wodka: no nick!
wodka: not my trigger spot!
wodka: please no!
wodka: no stop!
wodka: my kryptonite!
Les Memes Denudes: "here let me send you some peterson ;)"
wodka: you would be better off making fun of how gay i am
wodka: but that would be
wodka: "YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN ME HA HA"
wodka: so that
wodka: doesnt really work out
Les Memes Denudes: why the fuck did you let me sleep with you
Les Memes Denudes: why did you get drunk
Les Memes Denudes: and do that
wodka: lol
wodka: i like how that was the same question worded differenty
wodka: differently
Les Memes Denudes: i wanted to hold you afterwards and you almost hit me
Les Memes Denudes: i tried to talk to you but you didnt treat me nicely
wodka: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Les Memes Denudes: fuck you
wodka: lol guess
wodka: ill give you a hint
Les Memes Denudes: you're a prick
wodka: it stems from
wodka: oh yeah thats why
Les Memes Denudes: no thats it
wodka: it doesnt have to do with my sexuality
Les Memes Denudes: you're a fucking asshole
wodka: yeah thats it
wodka: yeah
wodka: there you go
wodka: i love dick
Les Memes Denudes: you stuck your cock in me what does that make you
Les Memes Denudes: yeah you do
wodka: ok with being gay when I'm drunk
Les Memes Denudes: the way you talk about sucking dick, faggot
Les Memes Denudes: you digust me
Les Memes Denudes: not even the fact that you do it
wodka: lol
Les Memes Denudes: THE FACT THAT YOU ARENT OKAY WITH IT
Les Memes Denudes: YOU HAVE OT BE DRUNK
wodka: nah its cause im a dick
wodka: your understanding of people is phenomenal
Les Memes Denudes: i hope you get fucking raped by one of your grindr hookups
Les Memes Denudes: i hope whoever it is splits your asshole in half
Les Memes Denudes: and you start crying
wodka: lol
wodka: you know I had no feelings for you
Les Memes Denudes: I
Les Memes Denudes: DONT
Les Memes Denudes: HAVE
wodka: what did you expect
Les Memes Denudes: FEELINGS
Les Memes Denudes: FOR
Les Memes Denudes: YOU
Les Memes Denudes: EITHER
wodka: so why
wodka: did you think
Les Memes Denudes: BECAUSE WE FUCKED
Les Memes Denudes: jesus are you fucking dense?
Les Memes Denudes: theres some intimacy there
Les Memes Denudes: i dont care if you're a fucking stranger
Les Memes Denudes: im still going to hug you and hold you and feel you and all that
Les Memes Denudes: god you were doing the same in bed
Les Memes Denudes: you just dont want to do it outside of bed you fucking shithead
wodka: maybe because
wodka: you were a hole to me
wodka: and thats it
wodka: because thats as far as the attraction goes
wodka: for me and men
wodka: but i know since everything works through your eyes
wodka: the idea that my mindset is completely different from yours
wodka: is insane
wodka: to me it was like a gloryhole
Les Memes Denudes: you disgust me
Les Memes Denudes: i want intimacy
wodka: and you looked
wodka: in the RIGHT PLACE
wodka: smart guy nick
Les Memes Denudes: i wasnt looking for it
Les Memes Denudes: i just expect it
wodka: thats funny
wodka: its almost like
wodka: you dont have context
wodka: i feel really different from the way you imagine i do
wodka: fuck this
wodka: im too drunk