The Toucan's Guide to /ona/ 2016

The Toucan Guide

/jp/ onahole pastebin (/ona/) 2016

Rev v0.6.1 - February 27th, 2016

Written by Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF (RjobofOna@Yahoo.com) and the Toucan Guide Staff

Supported by the community.

Love you guys.

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News/Status:

MotD: Remember that all browsers have a search function (ctrl +f) if you need to find something in this guide.

USPS will never get faster, only slower. Shipping to the USA with E-packet is a fate worse than death.

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"Where's the update Rjob?"

 

*Pinned* Before you order, read "The Canadian Section". This is very important. All visitors should read it at least once.

 

2/27/16:

 

Added some information to the FAQ and updated some text in the main document.

 

12/25/15:

 

The guide is 1 year old as of today, and what a ride it has been. Thanks for all the contributions, lets make this next year even better.

 

Below is the Girls of Pokemon part 1 Onahole chart. Coming soon is part 2 and more.

 

http://i.imgur.com/KJM3iJx.jpg

 

12/19/15:

 

Added Puni Mini Virgin review

 

12/14/15:

 

Added full size doll (Doll+) section, and revamped section two. Thanks go out to my unnamed guide assistant for the write ups.

 

12/10/15:

 

WARNING:

 

Queencat items ordered off Amazon have "ADULT TOY INSIDE" emblazoned on their cardboard box.

 

Proof:

http://i.imgur.com/TiD0r6c.jpg

 

11/21/15:

 

Forgot to add the Julia+ review. Oops. Here it is

 

http://pastebin.com/9a1NdGMu

 

11/9/15:

 

If NLS says out of stock, don't worry. They will restock just 4 u c:

 

Julia+ coming in later this week for review.

 

9/29/15:

 

Hey. I'm not dead don't worry.

 

8/22/15:

 

Guide sections 2, 4, and 5 have been updated with a lot of new information.

 

8/11/15:

 

Added European shopping section

 

8/2/15:

 

20000 Views! Thank you for supporting us here at the Toucan Guide. More updates are coming.. Hang in there.

 

7/26/15:

 

The Girls of Vocaloid: An /ona/ Chart

 

Hires - http://i.imgur.com/EAVQFPy.jpg

 

7/22/15:

 

Squamate Hole (Mermaid Hole) Review: http://pastebin.com/DKF1iAdy

 

7/21/15:

 

Hello friends,

 

I'm writing this update to announce the newest addition to the guide, which will be the "Shopping in Japan" section. This section covers ordering if you live in Japan, as well as shopping at brick and mortar stores. It will discuss getting you onaholes back through customs, and what to do about taking them on a plane. The release date is to be announced... Just kidding. Its live below. Go have a read.

 

To make up for my absence, have some content I promised. The Nozomi Tojo "No Brand Girls" Hot Glue

http://imgur.com/a/hLzC0/all

 

The reviews ARE coming. One of these three is contender for top onahole of 2015. I'll let you guess which.

http://i.imgur.com/cvxpOhs.jpg?1

 

6/13/15:

 

Am really sorry for being AFK for so long. The reasons are blog-worthy but not important.

 

I have some new content coming up "soon" (No release dates, sorry).

 

- Nozomi Tojo "No Brand Girls" figure hot glue images. +DONE  http://imgur.com/a/hLzC0/all

- Unpublished Condom Day Video Request being released (Thanks to SpYro for the request)

- Another video coming. I'm looking to do something more extravagant/kinky. Please email me any ideas.

- Reviews of onaholes I already own, but keep having questions asked about them

- New Onahole chart for a new series. +DONE http://i.imgur.com/EAVQFPy.jpg

- Updated harem pic with about 30 holes

- New release reviews are incoming. I've been dumping my cash on other stuff recently. (overpriced Qliphorts)

 

As for the guide:

 

- Information given to me by a resident lurker and occasional poster will be added to the paste.

- Been chatting with a nice Indonesian. Some information about onaholes+Indonesia will be added to the paste.

- Minor revisions and housekeeping are incoming.

 

As we move into the Summer Season here in North America, remember to keep your onaholes and their bags out of direct sunlight. Keep them in a cool dry place. Have fun /ona/.

 

5/6/15: Happy Condom Day. To celebrate safe sex, some guide revisions are coming, including: removing cursing and personal attacks. We will be objective in the guide, you can be meanies in the thread. Here's a Miku to celebrate.

http://i.imgur.com/9XA1rvX.jpg

 

5/1/14: So you want to have coitus with an idol? Here's a handy guide http://i.imgur.com/kOeTWBE.jpg

 

4/7/15: Added the onahole warmer superguide.

 

4/3/15: Added the review template. See the review section for a link.

 

3/18/15: Added hot gimmick review.

 

03/08/15: Long awaited Daimaoh guide has been added.

 

03/07/15: Added "The Canadian Section". I'm now dating guide updates.

 

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At least one of you people are into hot glue. I made these myself.

http://imgur.com/a/aPn80#0

 

The link to the Miku Plush video has been moved to the Videos paste.

 

Please direct all requests toward my email. It will not be published unless you want it to be.

Requests served: 31

 

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Legacy:

12/31 1000 Views! Have a Happy New Year /ona/!

1/07 2000 Views! Happy Fapping!

1/17 3000 Views! Daddy gave ya good advice.

1/28 4000 Views! It Gets Bigger When I Pull On It.

2/04 5000 Views! Is this really the Onahole Bible?

2/15 6000 Views! What a time to be alive.

2/27 7000 Views! I wasn't paying attention.

3/13 8000 Views! ♂ Deep Dark Fantasy ♂

3/26 9000 Views! Ayy Lmao Keke

4/10 10000 views! 2can is Pleased.

4/30 11000 views! You obviously wanna suck what a real man has.

5/14 12000 views! Le Budget Toucan Has Arrived (*)>

5/28 13000 views! I'm making these next 3 up.

6/07 14000 views! Very impressed fam.

6/15 15000 views! okay we're back boys.

6/30 16000 views! I guessed

7/09 17000 views! Nozomoo best idol

7/19 18000 views! Spooky

7/25 19000 views! Its hard to keep up with these

7/31 20000 views! This is serious business. Thank you for supporting us.

I missed too many :(

9/20 27000 views! I suck at being consistent. Also RIP Plug.dj

 

01/5/15 NEVAR FORGET. THE DAY /ona/ PUSHED GAYWARDS

http://i.imgur.com/m5OGR8U.png

 

01/16/15 PSA: Lube onaholes or you'll rip the skin

http://i.imgur.com/mWE67BH.png

 

01/25/15 There's always another way.

http://i.imgur.com/eP7wAOG.png

 

02/06/15: Rjob: Onahole God?

http://i.imgur.com/PjiNCCo.png

 

03/09/15: Don't be ashamed. Remember your daddy's advice.

http://i.imgur.com/CC7mB1P.png

 

Le Toucan Image Library (CONTRIBUTIONS WELCOME)

http://imgur.com/a/G0BgD

 

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Table of Contents:

 

00. Introduction

01. FAQ

02. Shopping

    2a. The Producers

    2b. The Vendors

    2c. Shipping

        2d. EU Shopping (Avoiding VAT)

    2e. Customs

        2f. The Canadian Section

        2g. Guide to Shopping in Japan

03. Use

        3a. Lube

        3b. Quality of Life Enhancements

        3c. Stamina Remedies

        3d. Supplements

04. Care

    4a. Cleaning

    4b. Drying

    4c. Storage

    4d. Repair

        4e. Lube Alchemy

05. Warnings and all(some) things negative

06. Recommendations

        6a. Reviews

        6b. Videos/Demos

07. Further Reading

08. Changelog

        8a. Contact

09. Formalities

10. Conclusion

***If you want something added to the pastebin, shoot a reply over to Rjob on any of the threads I'm in. ***

 

***You can also reach me at RjobofOna@yahoo.com ***

 

 

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00. Introduction

 

Is your hand not doing it anymore? You are among friends. This guide will get you from hand pleb race to glorious plastic vagina race in less than an hour. This guide is intended to answer most common questions that come up in every onahole thread. It will attempt to guide new and experienced uses through the purchasing process. There is also a section on use, along with tips. The long awaited review section is under construction, and is accepting new contributions.

 

Figured I'd write this addendum up quickly. Honestly, I suck at writing. So I'm gonna misuse colons, hyphens, commas, and whatever else throughout the guide. I've introduced a new way to display upcoming changes, as well as help me filter out wrong or outdated content. The [old] and [/old] tags should be self explanatory to anyone who has written in HTML or even spoilers on 4chan. It marks where data is incorrect ([old]), and the change will be committed in the next revision. It ends at the ([/old]) tag. Expect revisions involving any explicit adult site after 5:30pm EST. Pastebin text changes as well as thread activity will be live throughout the day.

 

Suggest any improvements or additions for future pastebins in our thread or via email. 2015 will be a bright year for onaholers like us. Godspeed.

 

~Rjob

 

As a general rule of thumb, if there is no information from the manufacturer/retailer about the internals, tunnel length, overall length and width, then it’s shit. Sometimes, you won’t see information from the manufacturer, but at the retailers instead, due to selective information sharing with the market. Unfortunately, the Western market panders to SEXY COVER GIRLS XXX printed on the box with near-zero information, solely relying on that as a marketing tactic to sell. They mostly don’t have the habit of putting images of cross-sections, despite being so easy to do. While we really shouldn't put them down on that, it’s not very smart to actively avoid the publication of accurate information regarding what you sell, especially if it’s on the box.

 

The guide is now reformatted so that the reader can simply keep reading through the guide to chronologically aid them in their purchase. As RJob has originally written most of this document from the Pastebin, all first person pronouns will be replaced with third person, unless stated otherwise for anecdotal referencing.

 

 

 

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1. FAQ

 

This section will attempt to answer the constantly asked questions in each thread. If you ask these questions you'll probably be trolled instead.

 

Q: Is the packaging Discreet?

A: Yes. All the distributors listed in the shopping section will discreetly ship your fake vaginas in a brown box. Name and address. Customs declaration of “figures” if sent overseas. DHL puts something else. Will explain in shipping section.

 

Q: Is (Loli Hole Here) legal in the USA?

A: If it’s being sold on Amazon USA, Queencat Adult Toys, ToyDemon, or CoolMaleSextoy then it is LEGAL to own in the USA. If you are still worried, ask the shop to remove the packaging before sending it. Always check your country's laws about owning pictures of animated little girls before ordering, or you'll be bubba's onahole.

 

Q: Do I have to clean and dry it?

A: If you're going to buy these marvels, take care of them for toucan's sake. Clean your cum out and dry them thoroughly.

 

Q: Which hole feels like the real thing?

A: Rjob’s experience with real pussy points to the Venus Real in Soft as the closest to the real thing. You'll need Onatsuyu lube and a warmer.

 

Q: Will my buying habits appear on my bank account/paypal for my parents to see?

A: No. All the listed companies (except Jlist) will charge you under a different, unrelated name.

 

Q: How are the Bad Dragon Holes?

A: Reports say they lack texture, suction, and are overpriced.

 

Q: Difference between single and dual layer onaholes?

A: Dual layer is when there's a second layer of rubber inside the toy, often with a darker colour. Look at the R20 (single) and seventeen bordeaux (double) to see the difference. These second layers often have different properties compared to the main layer, usually being of softer, more elastic material.

 

Q: Difference between the material levels of TOMAX holes?

A: Soft and hard is about the hardness of the material the onahole is made of. Soft will be less rough on your penis than hard. Hard will provide more stimulation though (i.e: you'll cum faster). You have to experiment to see what you're comfortable with.

 

Q: Which is better? X or X?

A: >whynotboth.jpg

Anon if it's not clear by now, every dick is different and will like different holes. This journey is self discovery is one which you'll have to embark on your own.

 

Q: Do onaholes feel better than real pussy?

A: Depends on who you ask. We say yes.

 

Q: So J-list has...

A: Don’t even think about it.

 

Q: Can my hole freeze or melt during shipping or if I leave it outside when I can’t pick it up? I live in X country.

A:Drastic change in temps are alright, depending on what hole. Lower temperatures, as far as I have found, increase the likelihood of plasticizer leaking due to a difference in thermal expansion(in this case, contraction). Just expect it to be rather oily when you first get it. For higher temperatures, it may deform and “melt”, depending on where pressure is exerted in its packaging.

 

Q: Is it safe to ingest water based lube?

A: Generally, yes.Ingesting water based lube isn't too dangerous as long as it's simple and don't contain too many preservatives and additives that could upset the gastrointestinal system. Because it's water based, your national poisons agency will most likely tell you to drink plenty of water to dilute it, and possibly even tell you not to induce vomiting to avoid dehydration or further irritation. The lube can be thick, slimy and often stays cohesive which can be a danger when ingesting in moderate amounts. Lube can absorb water, and depending on its contents, can absorb varying amounts until it's flushed out of the system. If you do end up chugging down a lot of lube for any reason, you might find that your poop ends up slimy.

 

Q: What’s the difference between Fleshlights and Japanese onaholes?

A: Different materials, namely materials based on TPE and silicone respectively. Because of this, there are varying limitations to items in both categories such as molding and material abilities. Silicone is much more structurally rigid than TPE and is generally more resistant to wear. TPE provides the benefits of being able to mold awkward structures, tunnels and shapes, unlike silicone based ones. Generally, silicone based ones are tougher and harder. Again, properties are dependent on the mix. Onas are often close ended and can offer suction. As with silicone based products, they are generally harder and thus provide more stimulation and often cannot produce a closed end due to molding processes. FL has boring tunnel structures, albeit still stimulating. Onas can have crazy tunnels that keep you interested and mentally active - you could forget that you're stroking at a certain area, then you suddenly feel a certain bump, and so on. The same silicone stuff applies to BD holes. While they come up with varying designs, they are still limited because of their material choices. The benefits of FL and BD is that they offer products for the more endowed, unlike onas that go up to 7" at most, but average at 4"-5". Fleshlights also come with a case that restricts the expansion of the material, forcing more pressure onto you if you are very girthy.

 

Q: What are these made of?

A: Thermoplastic Elastomers. Read the science section for more information.

 

Q: How are these made?

A: Injection molded and cut via shear with a large blade or scissors.

 

Q: Can I make one of these?

A: Sure you can. You’ll need a workable mold that is foodsafe and isn’t made of particulate, an oven, and the material itself. We recommend reusable ballistics gel! Here is ClearBallistics, an American company in Fort Smith, Arkansas that sells blocks of ballistics gel and their accessories, and even ships them worldwide. If you have a lathe and a large block of steel, you can carve out your own tunnel(albeit completely symmetrical), place it inside a deep, rectangular metal container and pour your hot ballistics gel in. Let it cool and set, lube up and you’re ready to go.

 

Q: My parents found my plastic butt under my bed! What do I do?

A: Talk to them about your privacy and try to slap some sense into them. Your belongs are your belongings. If they take it, it’s theft. Hide it in other places or get a lock for your collection.

 

Q: Can I use a hole that I haven’t cleaned for a day since I last used it?

A: Sure you can, you just risk fungal and bacterial infection!

 

Q: How long can I leave a hole during a fap break? How long is too long?

A: Generally, try not to leave it out in the open for long periods. A ten minute break from fapping and having a go again should be fine. Having it attached to your dick during your break is ideal as you don’t let too much air in it, however whatever you have inside can still grow. It all depends on your living conditions and hygiene, so only you can tell how much of a dirty NEET you want to be.

 

Q: Do I lube my warmer before I put it in?

A: Well, yes. You can put it in without lube, but pulling it out can be difficult. Lube inside can also get warmed up, which is pretty great since water has a high heat capacity. Lube also provides a little buffer zone between the warmer and the tunnel itself, reducing the chances of specific areas deforming from heat.

 

Q: Is this image too lewd for customs?

A: If it has any focus on the labia, nipples, any very suggestive images(such as removal of bras and underwear), and extreme focus on the hole itself(such as closeup of the human labia), then the image may be too lewd. Overly sexual images such as depictions of semen or any other fluids, wet thighs, hands down in panties will obviously count as lewd and sexual in nature. Anything that depicts penetration, rape or just sex in general can be counted as “obscene” by the standards of most countries and is often in the “banned imports” list, depending on the country or state you are in. It may also be punishable. Government agencies such as customs and law enforcement may act upon seeing these images.

 

Q: Are there any pink, semi-transparent onaholes like in my east-Asian illustrations? Are there any like in my east-Asian illustrations?

A: Short answer, no. Long answer, yes. There are a few holes that are semi-transparent, but they’re all clear and colorless, wildly different from most things you see in doujinshis. Open ended holes are also available, but are in low demand due to generally poorer performance.

 

Q: Any exercises I can do to last longer/increase stamina so I can actually enjoy my onahole for more than 3 minutes?

A: Kegels and general endurance training with holes. Keep going until you’re about to blow, then stop. Resume when ready and repeat. No immediate results, but long term effects can be apparent.

 

Q: Can I use a condom?

A: Yes, as long as your lube is still water based. The only thing that makes cleaning up easier is the removal of organic matter inside the hole, which isn’t much of a difference. Condoms also usually lessen the stimulation a bit. Be sure to clean your onahole afterwards and don’t be a lazy fuck.

 

Q: Can I pay via X??

A: Ask the store. They have a wide variety of payment options. If you can’t be bothered to read that, then you don’t deserve the ability to pay at all.

 

Q: Is there any way to identify a bootleg onahole? I can’t read Asian!

A: Not really. There aren’t enough bootlegs to begin with, if there are any. The market is too small and is very volatile for there to be any bootlegs

 

Q: How do you measure girth?

A: String and a ruler. Wrap the string around your supposedly erect penis and measure the string length with the ruler.

 

Q: >porous

A: The only thing porous here is your head. Porosity is an absolute, and pore size depends on production and material. Unfortunately, this meme circulates around in uneducated Western communities that regurgitate information they can’t understand or give reason to, let alone think about.

 

Q: Can I use these without lube?

A: Yes! Go ahead and try! Though it won’t be as pleasant with lube.

 

Q: Is it safe to eat the lube?

A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh_ET6bUrxc

 

 

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02. Shopping

 

DO NOT BUY WHILE HORNY. Make sure to stay objective by browsing reviews before purchasing. Its like walking into a food store hungry.

 

Choosing the appropriate onahole:

1) Get your max erect length and girth, bone pressed erect length(BPEL). BPEL is used so that you don't impale a hole whenever you go balls deep and press yourself against it.

2) Look for any item that piques your interest and find the tunnel length of the item. It is often safe to say that the end of the tunnel is at 1cm from the end, but be sure to check. If tunnel length is provided, skip to step number 5.

3) Find the dimensions of the tunnel and the hole. The tunnel dimensions are important for your usage and how you use it. Google the possible English names and the Japanese names if you can.

4) Provided M’s sells the item, get the Japanese name of the product, copy paste it into M's website and check for product specs in the images or description. For NLS, removing the first "n" on the URL will transfer you to the Japanese page of a product(en-nls becomes e-nls). Some products may not exist in the Japanese part of the site, so be careful. You may have to scrounge around the internet to find information.

5) If the tunnel length is ±1cm, from your length, then it should be fine for you. How you use it will determine its lifespan. Too short and you will have trouble with strokes and risk impaling it. Too long and lube will pool up at the end, assuming it has a closed end. Holes will loosen up over time, so tightness won’t last long if you’re very girthy compared to the tunnel.

6) Read absolutely objective reviews that take as many factors into account as possible, especially the user length and girth. If you can't find any in English, go use google translate. Reviews that don't give any information aren't useful at all. Be aware of any reviews that don't account for their how battered their dicks are, since they may have DGS or are just numbed. Simple, short reviews can be useful, too!

7) Choose an appropriate lube. Lube will change how something feels, and your overall experience will change. Some holes have a small packet, and some have a small bottle. Try them out and see what you like.

8) Buy, wait, receive, get, use.

 

 

There are a few main classifications based on size, mass and shape to help classify and generalize a few points with their pros and cons. Your living conditions, space and privacy will determine what you can get and operate with in your home.

 

-Onaholes - 100-650g tube-shaped onaholes. Generally referred to as “onahole”, regardless of length. Includes those designed as a small, tubular torso like Julia+.

 

-Full Hip - 1/1 scale hip such as the Kiwami, Gokujo Namagoshi and others of similar size. Generally, these weigh around 4kg+ and have the contours of the lower abdomen, butt and the hip area in general.

 

-Half Hip - Hips that are cut flat in one face to be placed on a flat surface such as a table, and are often made with doggy style in mind. Examples of these are Premium Chastity and the Yume Namagoshi. Not necessarily butt facing up and doesn’t have to be of any scale. Usually made with size and weight reduction in mind.

 

-Mini Hip - Hips that are much smaller than full hips, have the same contour as full hips and weigh as much as half hips. Examples of which are the Puni DX, Puni Fuwa Mocchi 2000 and Cocolo. Also includes those with two small hips, like in Squishy Sisters.

 

-Torso - Behemoths in terms of size and mass. Often in 1/1 scale and is in the general shape of a torso, from the neck down to the crotch. Iconic examples are Miracle Angel Body Mao, Aya, and NLS’ own Girlfriend. You can buy clothes for them. Onahofan made reviews of Mao and Girlfriend, taking loads of photos, but it’s all in Japanese. This should also include slightly smaller torsos for ease of reference, such as Haruka’s Onedari Body.

 

-Mini-torso - A very new size category. Some have a bone structure in them for stability. The width of a larger onahole, the shape of a torso and the length of around 16cm+. Notable examples are the Kaitai Shinsho, Puni Ana SPDX.

 

-Oppai/Breasts - An absolute aid when you need something to fondle. Has a separate paste. http://pastebin.com/y2q7N6nG

 

 

 

The sites below contain collective information on onaholes. Use them if you can into moon and want to browse.

 

http://www.onaho.net/main.html

 

Onaho.net is a collective review site on onaholes. While lacking tunnel information, they often include information such as firmness, oiliness, stimulation, smell, size, maker, rough price, website availability, ease of maintenance, tunnel design, durability, tightness, cost performance, release date, flippability and popularity.

 

https://www.ms-online.co.jp/

 

M's is a retailer of adult goods and will often have detailed information regarding items such as tunnel length(except for older holes), as well as having reviews for the items they sell. They are often updated with retail-friendly companies such as Magic Eyes.

 

http://onahodouga.com/

 

Onahodouga is a reviewer of holes, often commenting on hardness, flexibility, stimulation and major flaws in the hole. Flips the holes inside-out to give a clear impression of the tunnel structure, but does not provide detailed information such as tunnel length. Often comical in nature and even makes 4komas for notable events. The music they use for their videos is Tuxedo Junction.

 

 

When looking for new onaholes being released into retail, go to the following link.

 

http://onahotel.blog93.fc2.com/

 

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs/edit#gid=0

 

And finally, one anon has compiled a list of holes to choose from, along with their important specs such as dimensions and weight. Use the temporary filter function as default filters are inaccessible to all users. Filter views is the funnel symbol on the toolbar.

 

 

http://ogata-onahole.jp/top.html

 

Small retail site on large items like torsos. Has a few images, videos and body measurements. Hasn’t updated their site with products in a while. Also sells these items. Probably won’t ship overseas.

 

 

Listed below are the companies that make the onaholes that the vendors sell. Listed in order of popularity.

 

2a. The Producers:

 

1) The Better Known

 

- Outvision/アウトビジョン: Parent company of G project, eXe and Dogma, as well as other stuff. Also their logo is an illuminati reference or something.

    eXe: vast branch, quality go from 2000JPY class to high-end. Durability is average. Large catalog.

    PPP: Does many artist collaborations with their products. Despite the alluring packaging, it's overpriced, is of questionable quality and is small. Sells because of packaging. Nothing special to note. Anons with their random goodie bags have reported sub-par performance and quality. Little to no information shown on products.

 

- TOMAX(http://www.tomax-usa.com/): Best single-layer Onaholes on the market. Excellent lifespan, durability, and feeling. Prices range from 35$-50$ Also the producers of the Busty Ai-Chan, which is widely regarded as the best breast toy available. Exclusively found at their retail partners - QueenCat(USA), OmochaDreams(EU), and Daimaoh(JP). Getting these anywhere else may require a forwarding or proxy service. Finally set up a US-based website at late Jan-2016 with prices.

 

- ToysHeart/TH(https://www.toysheart.co.jp): Quality is consistent. Very good cost-perfomance. Recommended for first-timers.

 

- NPG/日暮里ギフト: large price-range, from shitty 800JPY parody to 8000JPY high-end, Soft onahole, lifespan is generally bad save for the meiki serie, packaging is very good, with a lot of ``free''bies (ie included-in-pricebies). Their lubricants are good. Maker of the high-end meiki(名器) serie. Prices known to be exaggerated. Weak dual-layers.

#you will see other brand marketing onahole with "名器" in the product name, but when one speak of 名器they mean the ones from NPG.

 

- Magic Eyes/マジックアイズ(http://magiceyes.jp ; blog.livedoor.jp/onaho1992/ - artist blog): Good cost-performance, most advanced dual-layers on the market. Connoisseur's choice. Makers of the Mouth of Truth, and Open My Pussy! Series. Also makes lubes and cleaner.

 

- Alice Stage(alice-stage.com/site/top.html): Fairly recently built company. Otaku-oriented marketing. Advanced materials. Can only order through proxy such as JSS (Japan Shopping Service).

 

- Rends(http://www.rends.jp/): Maker of various items such as cleaning products, vibrators, onaholes and lubricant. Famous for their R1 series, which includes the A10 Piston and Cyclone.

 

- Tenga (http://www.tenga-global.com/) : Producers of disposable masturbators. Products are not themed after prepubescent girls like the other companies. Most such as Tenga Cup or Tenga Egg are one use toys, possibly 2 or 3 with proper cleaning and maintenance. Sensation and feeling is usually middle of the road. Highest selling point is the ease of cleanup. The tenga flip is remarkably easy to clean although it is not the best feeling toy by far.

 

- Ride Japan/ライドジャパン(http://www.ridejapan.net/):maker of the WAZ serie. Has released a large number of onahole recently. Low cost, good cost-performance. Length is fairly short in most cases. Has a consistent lineup of materials, so you can expect how something will feel if you have another item of the same material.

 

 

2) The Lesser Known But Relevant Companies.

 

- Lovecloud/ラブクラウド(http://www.lovecloud.jp/): Famous maker of the now over 10 years old tokyo meiki story(東京名器物語)and one of the softest onahole ふわトロめいき. Also precusor of the inflatable onahole-holders; made a bunch of other inflatables as well. Low prices and Good cost-performance.

 

- Tokyo Libido(https://www.tokyo-libido.com/): Brand of highly customisable air-doll created by an air-doll aficionado. Also made an onahole to attach on BJD so you can fuggle them.

 

- Tamatoys/タマトイズ: Maker of low-cost parody onahole. Some are good, though. Has released a high number of lubricant as well. Leader in "girl smell" products, and I have to say, while expensive, they're worth it. Otaku-oriented.

 

- A-one/エーワン(http://www.a-one-tokyo.com/special.html): Famous for their love-body series. Their onaholes are generally sub-par but some are good. Also a maker of parody onaholes.

 

- HotPowers/ホットパワーズ/ホッパ(http://www.hotpowers.jp/): Maker of the Kunoichi line. Actively develops and reviews onaholes among staff members and operates their own shop. Older models are in the 5000+JPY range.

 

- Prime/プライム: Underground as shit. Has no publicly available website and does not release information on their products. Break Insert is their only promising looking onahole. Recently available on ToyDemon as their "international debut".

 

3) unpopular companies (as far as onahole are concerned)

If you want to be a truHIPSTER, buy from those: soft on demand, toys sakai, E-noa, enjoy toys, arms, tobelca, ssi japan, merci, mode-design.

 

-SSI Japan(http://ssi-japan.net/jp/): Parent company of Wild One and DNA. Pushes out products from all three names. Makes vibrators, lubes, prostate massagers, breasts, a few hips, the new Julia torso, onaholes, denma attachments and lots of other things. Prides their products for being made in Japan. Also makes the G-Mode series of products. Onaholes are small but relatively cheap. Stock photos often seem cheap.

 

 

2b. The Vendors

 

This guide's shopping recommendations will be assuming you live in the USA. If you are looking for the best deal, proceed down the list starting at one until you find what you want. Each store will have pros and cons.

 

Tip: Use your bank to convert currency. It lets you avoid paypal's huge conversion rate. They charge you a lot of money extra on conversions to guarantee that they get money for the transaction. Banks often have the lowest conversion rates. Keep in mind some banks may have a fee involved with converting currency. Do some research before trying this.

 

1. http://en-nls.com (Japan)

“Convenient” English (Engrish) language web site and service. Ships anywhere in the First World via EMS/DHL/e-Packet. Wide selection of products at fair prices. Shipping is discreet and reliable but can be expensive. Slow to get new products. Affiliated with Rends (toy manufacturer). Accepts Paypal. Can put credit toward your next order if you received a defective item and confirmed it with them - credit put towards your next order will only be equivalent to the item purchase price and will not include shipping cost. Shipping can be cheaper when ordering large packages when DHL is selected. Ships at around 12:45pm Japan Time on weekdays. Select JPY as the currency and that will save you a bit. Their general conversion is 1USD=100JPY, which isn’t generally the case, so watch out.

 

Pros:

-Best Prices (Especially for lube)

-Offers DHL for heavier packages

 

Cons:

-Overseas shipping times

-Customer Service can take a while to process regarding defective goods and refunds

-Prices can increase on a few products

 

Saving Money with NLS and conversion rates:

1) Go to cart settings on checkout

2) Select Japanese Yen for currency

3) Watch prices drop

4) Click other conversion options on Paypal

5) Don't Use Paypal's conversion unless your bank gives you a bad rate.

 

 

2. http://amzn.to/1dM3vkU (Japan)

Amazon Japan has a large selection and low prices but does not ship outside of Japan. To order adult stuff from amazon JP you need to use a proxy. JSS is the local favorite. (http://www.japanshoppingservice.jp/onlinestore/). Make sure to click the english button on the right side of any product page before trying to navigate.

 

We have a guide for JSS now. Thanks

 

Pros:

-Fair prices

-Free shipping to japan

-Huge Selection

 

Cons:

-Overseas Shipping time

 

3. http://queencatadulttoys.com (USA)

California based. Exclusive US seller of high-quality TOMAX Succubus, Lilith, and Venus holes and Busty Ai-Chan breast toy. Decent prices. Also sells toys via Amazon US at http://www.amazon.com/b?me=A2HW6CD8IVLVNW (some Prime eligible)

 

You can ask them to ship to Canada: http://i.imgur.com/mbhiTCn.png

 

Pros:

-Tomax line is god tier, and they're the only ones to sell it in USA.

-Super fast 2 day priority mail shipping domestic

-Acceptable prices

 

Cons:

-Limited inventory

 

 

4. http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)

Site in Japanese language only. Store ships internationally, EMS only. Hotpowers sells products from the major manufacturers but also makes and sells toys of their own design. Some Hotpowers models can be found on Amazon. Now has a much more detailed product info chart for new products, akin to onaho.net's.

 

Update: Some hotpowers stuff has found its way onto NLS.

Guide to ordering for non-Japanese speakers: http://i.imgur.com/zpWiThh.jpg

Guide to the Hotpowers ¥10k package: http://i.imgur.com/OzBbGCc.jpg

 

Pros

-Exclusive models

 

Cons

-Not in english. Go to the above guides to order.

 

 

5. http://coolmalesextoy.com (USA)

Another California based distributor. Has a good selection of both Western and Eastern male toys with quick, discrete shipping. The prices seem higher up front, but the shipping is included with the costs. What puts this site above other US based distributors though is the fact that they have a price match service. If you find one of their items cheaper on another site, just tell them and they will match the price for you. Shipping is very quick within the States and you can even contact them with item suggestions if they don't carry something you're looking for. Very convenient and fast service if you happen to live in the US. Accepts a wide range of payment options, paypal included.

 

Pros:

-Fast Domestic Shipping

-Price Match

-Warranty

 

Cons:

n/a

 

 

6. http://daimaoh.co.jp/ (Japan)

 

Not in english, will not ship internationally. You'll need a forwarding service. This is not for onahole newbros. That's why I put it all the way down here. They have some exclusive stuff/good prices though. Also has H-manga and a wide variety of products. Staff seem to be able to speak English, but the extent of their fluency is currently unknown.

 

Guide here:

https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12961546/#12971536

 

If, for some reason, you cannot reach the site above, here it is.

 

Since JSS always uses Sakamoto Norimichi as the recipient's name, I registered on Daimaoh with my own name but using JSS address. This will be used for billing only, it's also useful in case the store has a policy to only accept credit card payments if the billing name and the cardholder's name are the same, for security reasons.

Left side is the registration screen. On the second line you need to input your name in katakana, this is up to you. The rest is straightforward.

Of course I then need to specify a different name in the shipping address, this is done in step 4 when ordering. Right side, select the second radio button "ship to a different address" and enter the details as shown, it's JSS name and address. On the 6th line don't forget to put your JSS order ID in place of XXXXX.

 

image:

http://i.imgur.com/RaFQ6Yo.png

 

 

7. http://toydemon.com (USA)

Illinois. Like stated above, here at The Toucan Guide we prefer Japanese retailers. However if you're going to buy from an American seller, Toydemon has a Wide selection but BIG markup. Free shipping above $50 “can” make some purchases cheap. Makes/sells a plush doll of their own design. Seems to have taken out US trademark on the word "Meiki" which is a bit shifty of them considering that it's a common noun in Japanese. A good site for reading English-language product reviews.

 

*The only time they are viable is if you want the Meiki Plush during Black Friday sales. This year it was $169.99 (Down from $230.00) for 3 days with a limit of 20 per day. Its amazing. Buy it if you want to go hands free. Not for full price though.

 

Pros:

-English reviews

-These black friday sales are CRAZY!!! ☑

-Rewards system

 

Cons:

-High markup.

 

 

8. http://otonajp.com/ (Japan)

 

Very young and new, starting around early/mid-2015. Has a product request service, has an expanding inventory and offers SAL and EMS only. Some items can be cheaper than NLS, some may be more expensive than other retailers. Customer service is good so far. Ideal for small orders. Well packaged and discreet, putting "hand lotion" and "toy" in the item declaration. Takes a few days to obtain your item, and lists the waiting time. Product request service will include a commission fee to compensate for the forwarding process. The fee is added to the end product price. One anon asked for an Ai-Chan and was given 28k JPY, including EMS, so the product roughly comes to 24k JPY. May be worthwhile if you don't want to keep trying to get stock from elsewhere. Popularly requested products can become added to their catalog.

 

 

Pros:

-Product request service

 

Cons:

-EMS and SAL only

-Prices on special items involve a commission fee

 

 

9. http://J-list.com (Japan or USA)

 

Based in Japan, advertises to exploit first time onahole buyers and “otaku”. Markups as high as 300%. Plus shipping. FROM JAPAN. Almost anything stocked on Jlist is cheaper someplace else. Dont let Peter Payne rape your butthole. Shop smart, and if all else fails, J-list.

 

Pros:

-They'll probably have it if its a tamatoys..

 

Cons:

-for 3x what you could pay elsewhere

 

 

10. Other Japanese vendors:

 

These most likely won’t ship overseas, but are worth checking if you are in/going to Japan, and can read enough Japanese. Payment and shipping options vary.

 

https://www.ms-online.co.jp/

http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/index-2.html

https://shop.manzoku.or.jp/pc/

http://shj-ec.com/

www.amiami.com

Wild-One

Love Merci

 

 

2c. Shipping:

 

Use EMS or DHL if super impatient. SAL or e-packet has less chance of being inspected by customs. No inspect means less chance of import tax for Europeans. DHL ends up being cheaper for heavier packages with NLS, so use that to your advantage.

 

Guide to using Japan Shopping Service (JSS) as a proxy:

 

>decide what exactly you want to buy

>on JSS, select Forward on the top then Make Order on the left

>fill out everything they want to know

>submit

>receive e-mail with JSS shipping address and BSC

>order on Amazon/wherever using that address+BSC combo

>wait until goods arrive at JSS

>select shipping method, pay all the costs

>they ship

>you receive your package

 

If you fuck up and used an old BSC code, email JSS and they can handle it.

 

Lockers:

A breakthrough in hole ordering anonymity. You can have amazon deliver your hole to a 7-11. In some states there are public places (mostly 7-11 store locations) where you can have amazon packages picked up at rather than shipping it to your home. Amazon ships the item to your 7-11, and you pick it up from 7-11 without anyone at your house seeing what got shipped to you.

Findlocker

 

A good option for anons living with people who might go through their mail.

 

 

Shipping times:

 

The advertised shipping times by carriers can be inaccurate, both for and against you. They put that time span to cover their ass when someone complains. Here's an estimate.

 

(Kind of) ACTUAL SHIPPING TIMES:

 

New York Area:

Domestic USPS Priority: 2-3 Days

SAL: 7-9 Days (Don't use this unless you have to)

EMS 2-3 Days

DHL: 2 Days

 

Oceania:

EMS:3 Days

DHL:3 Days

E-packet: 6 days to Aus, no tracking after leaving Japan(confirmation needed)

 

 

2d. EU Shopping (Avoiding VAT)

 

http://pastebin.com/tdQrMzkB

 

2e. Customs:

By default, NLS will label onaholes as "figures" unless shipping via DHL, which requires accurate declarations, like "rubber toy" and "lotion". Hotpowers default is "cushion". You may use the order comments field to request that NLS change the declaration to your preferences. You can also request that NLS remove packaging / artwork that your local customs inspectors might find offensive.

 

On DHL Customs Declarations: The print for the declaration is so small that you probably wont see it unless you look for it. Worry not about the label, and sleep easy knowing you get cool 2 day shipping.

 

SAL has the least chance to be inspected by customs, and thus also least chance for extra tax for Europeans.

Small packet under 2kg (boxes removed helps) + unregistered mail has very low chance of triggering said inspections.

 

The USA has no customs charge until you reach around 1000$ for a single package. AMERICA, F-YEAH!

 

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING ABOUT LEGALITY IN USA:

/jp/ seems particularly concerned about the legal status of certain holes, usually due to box art. Understand that all products sold at the above vendor sites comply with the local laws of the fulfilling business. Because Queen Cat sells the Puni Hole DX out of Los Angeles and because Toydemon sells Sujiman Kup Rina/Roa/Lolinco/COCOLO out of Chicago, these are legal products for Americans to purchase and own. Stop asking if you will be sent to jail for buying holes and embrace your freedoms. If you live elsewhere, do some research on your local laws before you order.

 

Obviously, customs is not an issue if you are shopping within your own country.

 

 

Customs differ from country to country, and each country will have varying laws and regulations around certain objects. They are on alert for materials such as uneven solids, granules and suspicious objects that don't match package description. The package is first passed through an x-ray machine to scan for material unevenness, hidden pockets, granulated solids, funny material properties and to have a general outline of the item. If a customs officer deems it suspicious(or just on a whim or randomly), they will open the box to inspect and run tests on such as swabs for residue. If the package is benign and is deemed of no danger, then they will tape it back up and move on. If the package contains malicious things such as chemical traces of drugs, illicit paraphernalia and material to make paraphernalia, they will either seize it or let it through and track further packages to the destination and from the originating country. Should customs destroy your package, they should inform you by letter or call, but this will depend on the country.

 

Customs may or may not put a sticker or tape that says "Searched by customs", depending on your country's laws and regulations regarding customs. Depending on the country, the postal service may do the same if they operate on the same level as customs do when it comes package inspection.

 

Generally, this applies to most countries. Whatever customs deems dangerous to the country and its people will depend on each country.

 

If customs does something to your package, they can either tell you or not tell you about it.

 

If it gets destroyed, they will inform you of it, and you most likely can't do anything. If you think that they destroyed it on unreasonable grounds, you can always ask them about it. While they have governmental power over the border and things that go through it, you can probably contest it, as long as you have good knowledge of your importation laws, restrictions and regulations. Customs can always contact you, the seller or the shipper for details.

 

If it gets held up, it'll just say that the package is still in customs. Whether or not they're processing it, in a backlog, or even inspecting it in detail, it won't say on your tracking number. Time like this you should just wait it out. Most packages can spend 2-8 hours in customs before being sent to the post offices, sometimes even longer. If it does get opened, nicer people in customs will put tape or a sticker over it saying "opened by customs" or "checked by customs".

 

If it gets quarantined, you are notified after a certain time. If it goes through quarantine quickly, they don't really bother in notifying you quickly.

 

If it gets confiscated, they inform you, and you most likely have to pick it up. If you live in a tax-heavy area, bring some money and prepare for probable tax. In most places, you can call customs about it, and they can tell you your options. Whether or not they put you on a watchlist, you may never know.

 

You may not intervene or retrieve a package before or during a check at customs, unless permitted by customs in circumstances such as identification of goods or even interrogation regarding the import of goods. You may not intervene or retrieve a package in transit to the postal service or while it is at your postal service station, unless permitted by your postal service station in circumstances such as identification of goods to be sent or even a missed delivery.

 

 

2f. The Canadian Section

 

-IMPORTANT-

As an update, one anon who used to visit the threads is no longer in trial. His package consisted of Cocolo, Lolinco and MoT. Customs deemed the illustration of Cocolo to be illegal.

 

(June, 2015)

    The government, upon finding the package from DHL, performed a month long investigation, including undercover surveillance, delivered the package as part of an undercover sting operation, arrested me once it was confirmed I opened the package, was in RCMP custody for about half a day, interrogated by an officer for a few hours, and then released on bail.

 

    To clarify, the package had the Cocolo, Mouth of Truth, and Lolinco. Customs only found issue with the Cocolo packaging, and the entirety of the charges is based on that one picture.

 

    I think there's reasonable grounds to defend in this case though--the package has a character bio that gives reason to believe      she's 18 (says she's majoring in psychology), and the product is available from canadian retailers such as amazon.ca. The RCMP's case is based on a shaky interpretation of the character's physical traits: no breasts, no hips, no pubic, which is fairly weak given the image. And there's no current legal framework for determining the age of a drawing, and no precedent.

 

(Oct, 2015)

    The RCMP had conducted a month long investigation over the period that they had the package. This included one week where they staked out my home and work, and at one point even tailed me with my friends to a restaurant while monitoring me. They went through my twitter and online profile too. They conducted an undercover sting, where they posed as a DHL delivery driver to give me the package. They arrested me in the parking lot of my workplace where I had the package in my vehicle. I was charged at the time with possession of child pornography, importing obscene goods, and smuggling or attempting to smuggle prohibited goods. To clarify, the illustration was the only evidence.

 

    After dragging on for months, the prosecutor agreed to drop the charges in exchange for me accepting a peace bond.

 

    The media has basically reported everything as it happened, full with my name and info.

 

 

Here's what to do if you live in Canada, and are buying loli holes. (LOLI IS ILLEGAL IN CANADA)

 

1. Ask wherever you are buying from to remove the packaging and anything depicting "young" girls so you don't go to prison.

2. Use Epacket, slower shipping is less likely to be opened and investigated.

3. Get the H-E Double Hockey Sticks out of Canada, their laws suck.

4. Stop clogging up our thread with the same questions.

 

Loli is notably illegal in Canada and Australia, due to being classified as child pornography. Remove packaging on anything that can vaguely even depict “young” girls. Use E-packet, as it is slower and is less likely to be opened by customs and investigated.

 

If you’re worried about getting vanned and taken into court, read up on your laws, purge all content, write 0’s on drives, melt the platters down, and prepare your defense. There isn’t much we can do to help you apart from tell you that you fucked up somewhere.

 

 

2g. Brick and Mortar Shopping In Japan and Bringing Them Home

 

If you are in Japan and are buying from a brick and mortar store, then you'll find plenty in Akihabara, with Love Merci being one of the more popular ones. Some stores such as M's allow you to get exempted from tax if you show them your foreign passport so do take advantage of that. If you aren't near Akihabara, you can always look around for shops in your area.

 

If you have a place to live where you're rather free and unrestrained, feel free to order from Daimaoh, Hot Powers or any other online store that offers shipping within Japan. Ask your landlord or accommodation about receiving packages to ensure you get your items.

 

Because you don't need to pay for shipping, it'll be cheaper to buy stuff if you're in Japan, especially for heavy items such as lubricants and hips. Because of the nature of liquids and customs, shipping liquids tend to get your boxes opened and inspected by customs.

 

If you're buying plenty of items, ask about overweight charges and make sure you weigh all of your bags. Some companies are lenient with their bag weights due to the flight, some charge cheaply for increments of five kilograms, some charge highly per kilogram, so be sure to ask about it.

 

 

Bringing them home through the airport:

 

If you are concerned about the box art but still want to have it, wrap them in a non-transparent plastic bag(ideally black), seal it up and sandwich them deep between clothing items. Customs officers are unlikely to rifle deep through personal belongings and wouldn't bother to open up a sealed/tightly tied non-transparent bag if it's obvious that a product box is in it and the x-ray did not pick up anything suspicious.

 

Alternatively, feel free to rip apart the box, flatten it and cover it in thick paper or a non-transparent plastic bag and sandwich it between clothes.

 

All Onaholes and lubricants MUST go into your check-in luggage and NOT in your carry on luggage to reduce the risk of inspection. Make sure to tape up lubricants to make sure they don't spill. Lubricants that have a snap lid squeezable bottle can open up in transit and can lead to a mess when you get home, not to mention loss of lube.

 

If you're trying to save up on space, wrap your onaholes in soft clothing items. Most onaholes will come in a plastic covering bag to protect them inside the box, so wrap around that plastic bag to avoid crease lines. If you're boxes are too big, pull them apart, flatten them and put them somewhere in your bag.

 

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03. Use

 

3a. Lube

*Use water-based lube ONLY.*

 

This cannot be stressed enough. WATER BASED. It's on the label. It will also be in the product's description on the various vendor sites. Lube can either be applied onto the penis directly, on the entrance of the hole, or both. It’s not the quantity of lube that matters, it’s the coverage you get with it. As long as the contact areas of your penis and the hole are lubed, you will be fine. Lube quantity will affect the sensation you get, so experiment with the amount. Feel free to spread the lube with your hand and fingers on your penis and the hole, as long as things get covered with it. If applying directly to the hole, pinch the area beneath the entrance to pool the lube there, as lube may simply drip down into the end of the hole, then slowly penetrate and get as much lube coverage as possible. Water based lube will eventually dry out and can be “reactivated” by applying water or even saliva, so the need to reapply lube is lessened.

 

Recommended Japanese brands:

 

Thick:

Peace's

Pepee

 

Thinner:

Inshu lotion

Ubujiru

 

On Peaces: Super Thick. Use a minimal amount. It can dry out depending how dry your skin is, all water based lubes can be “reactivated” with water, or saliva. Don't waste lube, just put drool in it, you'll be cleaning the hole anyway.

 

P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶R̶e̶c̶o̶m̶m̶e̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶  Best lube 2k15: Onatsuyu. This feels like real pussy juice. ToysHeart should be paying me to sell this stuff.

Link - https://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=19001014

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005A0PEQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_RIMWvb19SH2KP

 

 

Others rated highly:

Golden Lotion - All aboard the bandwagon

Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet (BJ holes only.) - I also own this. Approved. Can confirm it's actually sweet if you taste it.

Honki Jiru

Base of Lubricant

 

Western lubes such as Astroglide or Durex are fine but they become sticky and dry out faster. See above for steps to resolve this.

 

Self-Healing: Vitamin E will help repair dry skin. Western lube companies sell vitamin-E enriched versions of their lubes. One example is the Lifestyles Vitamin-E and Aloe. Check for them at your local walmart, walgreens, or target.

 

-J lube-

 

A highly recommended western lube would be J-Lube. It's extremely effective, but it ships as a dry powder which you add water to until it reaches the desired consistency. 1 bottle mixes into about 26 liters of lube so it's also, by far, the most cost effective.

 

J-Lube as a Healing Salve: Vitamin-E will help you remoisturize your skin. They can be taken as supplements or mixed in with your lube to help regain sensitivity in your dick.

 

-/ J lube-

 

WARNING:

 

Do not use oils, hand lotion, or silicone-based lubricants as these can destroy/deform rubber.

 

THEY CAN AND WILL DAMAGE YOUR ONAHOLES!

 

 

It's important to only use the minimum amount of lubricant possible. Too much lube or lube that is too thick / viscous can dull the feeling of a hole. Different brands work better with different rubbers, so experiment.

 

 

3b. Quality of Life Enhancements:

 

-Heating

Warm rubber feels better than cold rubber. You can immerse a hole in hot tap water for 3-5 minutes before use, or you can use http://en-nls.com/pict1-38260?c2=12001017 to heat the inside (takes 5-15 minutes for best results; never leave heater unattended. EVER. ). This is one of the best warmers. Don't go looking to buy an older version. Just get this one.

 

Some anons recommend microwaving lubricant for a few seconds before use. Dont do that. It makes the lube way too hot. Better off safe with water or a cold onahole than in the hospital with a burned dick.

 

DO NOT microwave your hole, put it in boiling water, put it near a space heater, or otherwise apply direct heat. Do not apply heat, be it a warmer or through fluid, for prolonged periods of time, as it will deform thermoplastics, no matter how little heat you apply. That does mean that creep is constantly happening, even through usage and storage, albeit in a slower rate than with heating.

 

Superguide to warming:

http://pastebin.com/vzth7E6e

 

 

-Dolls

The difference between fapping with a handheld onahole and using the same toy hands-free can be huge. If your budget and living situation permit, consider a doll.

 

AIR DOLL:

Inflatable dolls are cheaper and more easily stored, but come with some predictable issues (vinyl odor, air leaks). They can be upgraded with breast toys or stuffed with cotton / poly fiber filling, but these are pretty hands-on projects.

 

Air Usahane Love Doll:

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/air-usahane-love-doll/

She has changeable skin color, facial expressions, fits real women's clothes, and can have wigs put on her. Its actually pretty cool, but the different addons cost around 30$ each, and getting one of each plus the doll is a bit costly. Would recommend meiki plush in place of this any day.

 

 

PLUSH DOLLS:

Plush dolls are expensive but are more sturdy and supportive. Only for enthusiasts or lonely people.

These dolls only hold your onaholes, they are not usable on their own.

 

Meiki Plush:

http://www.toydemon.com/meiki-plush-doll

 

The cheaper of the two love dolls, shipping from Illinois, USA. Discounted on black friday every year. I own one of these and would recommend her to anyone who wants a hands free mount for their onahole. The body is very curvy. She is very easy to handle and can do almost any position you can think of. She can wear real clothing. Her measurements are 34 Bust 24 Waist 34 Hip (They dont mention this on the site.) Don't use the toy wrap it comes with. Use a plastic bag instead.

 

Album:

http://imgur.com/a/drEZM#0

 

Venus R-Body

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/love-venus-body-r-pillow/

 

Almost double the price of the Meiki. She has arms and a head though. Which I thought was a nice touch. I don't own one nor do I know anyone who does. And at nearly 400$ its a huge investment. But it is your alternative to jewdemon.

 

The Pillow Trick:

 

Engineered by yours truly, this trick will let you enjoy a hole hands free. People say it works wonders. I even made a sexy inforgraphic.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6xsdCcw.jpg

 

Pillow Trick v2 Oppai Edition:

 

For those with oppai needs, clothes and smells. Can become heavy and contoured but requires a bit of work.

 

http://i.imgur.com/F6YbUBO.jpg

 

 

Real Dolls and More:

 

Real Dolls are a different beast entirely. To learn more about them see our Doll+ section below:

http://pastebin.com/4QCncDnv

 

-Smells

 

I would count this as a subdivision of dolls because, lets be honest, you're not going to sit there and huff a ziplock bag of smell while stroking. They're for body pillows, dolls, or your sheets. Anyways you can get anything from the smell of perfume, to sweaty hair, to urine and poopy. Its really up to you.

 

-Aural Stimulation.

 

They make mp3s of anime girls doing various sexual things. It is really quite stimulating. Ideal conditions are in the dark with your eyes closed. Here's the master list. It’s too big so it gets its own paste. ASMR is a meme name. 音声(おんせい) is the proper term. ASMR is a term that gets thrown around a lot despite people not knowing what they’re actually listening to. Physical and mental responses from aural stimuli can vary from person to person, and generically labelling audio as ASMR is dumb.

 

http://pastebin.com/vjk0wdCd

 

3c. Stamina Remedies:

 

If you are cumming too quickly, consider using a trainer to help practice your stamina. These trainers are known as faphero. You can find the links to them below...

 

https://blog.onahole.eu/category/fapheroes

 

Torrent for collection of fap hero videos:

http://a.pomf.cat/bfeosz.torrent

 

If you are cumming too slowly or cannot enjoy your onaholes due to excessive masturbation, take a look at the link below. You may be suffering from "Death Grip Syndrome". It is also possible the hole could not be one you enjoy. Make sure your problem is persistent before self-diagnosis.

 

http://www.curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

 

Toy Bags:

 

Yes you should buy a bag if youre ordering a hole. Get them on NLS by searching "toy bag" and select a size, or visit this amazon JP link to purchase the medium sized ones (which fit almost all stroking holes barring Venus series and Large meikis

 

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B001MBU7L8?ie=UTF8&redirect=true

 

Kegels:

 

You can do kegels to strengthen your pelvic muscles. It will allow you to control your orgasms a bit better. Also is healthy for you to avoid problems with your urinary tract when you're older.

 

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074

 

Jelqing:

 

No.

http://tinyurl.com/cqtxru3

 

It's very unfortunate that jelqers never have good experiment conduct - they never provide data, don’t put a control, no records or logs, no measurements, no illustration or accurate depiction of technique; basically very little to base anything on. The majority of jelqers also do not have any knowledge of the tissues and processes that their penis has, so very little correct information is circulated. Physical growth stimuli is a topic of much debate and not so furious research due to >medical discussion of sex. Stress placed on non-structural pressure vessels for prolonged periods has never been studied, but while it should be, all of the jelqers have never provided sufficient evidence to support their claims. So far, no evidence for penis size modification is present for compressive forces, so penis reduction can only really be done via the operating table.

 

Jelq if you want, just be careful. But before you do, be sure you are absolutely set and decided on what you are trying to achieve. If you simply aren't content with your own body, either you grow up, try this, or have cosmetic surgery done.

 

 

Death Grip Syndrome:

 

Death Grip Syndrome, or DGS, is not limited to the hand. Simply put, it is the lack of nervous response to physical stimuli due to constant stimulus. DGS is a non-permanent numbing of the nervous system that, in essence, lets you feel less. The name is simply coined because of masturbation by hand, but it is not limited to the hand at all. Even male porn actors have it at times. What your nervous system responds to changes depending on what is “normal” to it. If you have DGS, simply abstain.

 

http://www.curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

 

 

3d.(pd) Supplements

 

Here it is.

http://pastebin.com/vk7E5XiB

 

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04. Care

 

4a. Cleaning

 

After use, it is best to wash and dry a hole immediately. Please don't ask whether you can let a jizzed-in hole sit overnight without getting up to clean it. Only you can decide how much of a filthy otaku you want to be.

 

To wash, hold the opening under running water and use a finger to loosen the slurry of lube and semen inside, rinsing thoroughly. A mild liquid hand soap can be used for more thorough cleaning. NLS also sells specialized hole cleaning products such as

 https://en-nls.com/plist_p-37001010 , Which comes with a microfiber cloth also.

 

Most holes should NOT be turned inside out for cleaning, as this stresses the rubber and can shorten the toy's life. If you don't care or are profoundly lazy, feel free to do it anyway. Just don't say we didn't warn you. TOMAX holes can take the abuse, but it is not recommended. Should you flip it, ensure that you spend the least amount of time possible when flipped. Creep occurs the most when flipped, compared to use. Creep is a time dependent deformation. While some may argue that onahole death by creep will happen outside its life span, this guide is here to help take care, not test.

 

4b. Drying

 

Drying the insides is not a precaution, but prevention. Globs of moisture on any surface simply traps any particles that float around, be it bacteria, spores or dead skin. If you take out water completely, you stunt any growth that can occur before use. At least this way, you don't have a raging country of cells trying to blast their way into you, but instead have a small town of them.

 

To dry the inside, tightly roll tissue or paper towel and gently work it into the hole to the very end with your finger, a pen or even a chopstick. Knead and roll the hole around to maximize the contact area between the paper towel and the tunnel. To get further inside, use a flat surface such as a table, and squish the hole downwards with your drying hand, allowing your drying fingers to reach the bottom. Remove wet paper and repeat if necessary until all water absorbed. Do not store holes with damp tissue or even moisture inside them. If using cloth rather than paper, microfiber towels are better for drying because they leave less lint behind than cotton. Using a chopstick to insert your cloth or paper may help. For holes with service tunnels, it may help to run the whole cloth through the entrance all the way out of the service tunnel, like a boresnake.

 

Air drying is a long and arduous process that involves the rate at which water evaporates. Water evaporation depends on surface area of the water in contact with outside air, temperature of the water, air temperature, humidity and a lot of other factors. To get the best out of air drying, be sure to open up the onahole as much as possible(this may loosen her up!) to increase the active surface area.

 

Powdering holes can help keep the material from becoming sticky and dirty. After drying, use a blush brush or a cocoa shaker to apply cornstarch (or talc powder) to the outside of the onahole. Stickiness is a property of molding and material. Van der Waals forces are what causes the stickiness, and surface area plays a large part of how sticky it gets. Despite looking smooth, there can be microscopic cliffs and overhangs, resulting in a large surface area than what we perceive, thus becoming sticky. The stickiness can also be caused by the plasticizer leaking out. Putting a hole in a bag with powder and shaking rigorously isn’t a surefire way to cover all areas, as non-porous bags may stick to the surface and make it more difficult for powder to reach that place.

 

On Talc Powder: It is recommended against because corn starch is food grade powder. Also breathing talc powder could be bad for health (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002719.htm). Use whichever one you want. But this guide is recommending corn starch.

 

 

Talc is a ceramic, a sheet silicate where it feels "smooth" because of the Van der Waals forces. Think glass shards sliding past one another with water between them at an extremely small scale.

 

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Comparing Talc and Corn Starch

 

Inhalation:

They're both powders, they're small, they're both health risks. Inhaling copious amounts of both substances will engage mucus membranes along your respiratory system, and your body will try its best to fight it off. Corn starch particles are rounded, where talc particles are jagged. How efficient your respiratory system removes these particles is currently not known, but an exponential decay is expected.

 

Food Grade:

Means it's safe for ingestion, and generally prolonged body contact. I would rather bathe in something I can eat or drink, than in something that feels nice. Remember that talc only feels smooth because of Van der Waals forces. Food grade talc exists as an anti-caking agent as the most popular use, and the FDA allows a maximum of 2% in food salt as an anti-caking agent.

 

Usage on Holes:

Both are smooth, but for different reasons. Under a microscope, corn starch is rounded, whereas talc goes in jagged slates. Corn starch rolls around and absorbs moisture. Talc that is on top of the hole repels other talc particles due to Van der Waals. How talc affects TPE/your holes in the long run can possibly be ignored.

 

Storage with Corn Starch and Talc:

Corn starch lasts indefinitely, and will only house bad things if improperly stored. Store in an airtight container away from sunlight.

 

Talc based powders, while aren't just pure talc, will have additives and preservatives and other things that can get nasty in the right conditions, that aren't hopefully reached. Either way, store both with care.

 

Both powders work for the purpose of avoiding dirt, lint and dust sticking to onaholes, they both pose different risks and have different properties. Use of either is fine, but this guide recommends corn starch. If you have an empty, airtight spice shaker, feel free to use it to sprinkle powder.

 

Reading material:

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/question/1000174/

The following were taken from CIR(http://www.cir-safety.org/):

Talc - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-pdfs/PR467.pdf

Corn Starch - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-pdfs/pr282.pdf

 

The purity and form of talc or corn starch powders can have large variations, and the deaths and illnesses reported in the CIR reports were taken from an era where information regarding experiments were scarce, often unrecorded and untested. The reports do state that there are missing information that plays a critical role in determining the results. Check ingredient and their percentages if you want.

 

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It is not necessary OR RECOMMENDED to powder the hole's insides.

 

Hips should be powdered more often, as well as large toys such as the Busty Ai-Chan. They are dust magnets.

 

PAT DRY, DO NOT DRAG. Dragging rough rags across the onahole may be abrasive to the surface and cause ugly ripples.

 

4c. Storage

 

Most vendors sell onahole storage bags at low prices. These are good add-ons to any order that keep your hole clean and discrete. Be sure not to let onaholes touch as different types of rubber can "melt" each other through contact. Heavy Ziplock freezer bags and tupperware work just as well. When storing, be sure that they are dry and are free of loose debris such as tissue fibers. Creasing may occur when an area of pressure is placed on the surface for a prolonged period of time, such as with bags folding when storing, and can be remedied by storing the holes with their original plastic packaging cut for ease of use. NLS has these small bags and these ones for bigger things like hips.

 

If you are concerned about the health of your onaholes during storage, feel free to store them in an airtight container along with desiccants such as uncooked rice and silica gel packs. Should you choose to do so, ensure that the tunnel openings are not blocked. To avoid creases, put the onahole in the plastic bag it came with, then inside the toy bag. This will maximize contact area and reduce pressure if creases form on the bag.

 

Store away from direct sunlight, heat and pressure. Prolonged pressure such as dumping them in a bag in a closet for a year will deform them due to creep. Don’t forget to zip the bags up and put them somewhere insects and other creepy crawlies can get into.

 

Hide your onaholes however you want - only you can determine the urgency to hide. Common hiding places include shoe boxes, drawers and under your bed. Less common hiding places include Magic Fat Pack boxes, suitcases with combo locks and even a cabinets with locks. Make sure to scale your hiding place with your collection, you don't want to have to worry about people finding your homeless onaholes. Use your creativity when finding hiding spots.

 

 

As for my hiding spot, I have a whole cabinet filled with them, and it has a lock on it.

 

Make sure to scale your hiding place with your collection, you don't want to have to worry about people finding your homeless onaholes. Use your creativity when finding hiding spots.

 

 

4d. Repair

 

BEFORE ANYTHING:

 

After you get it in the mail, examine it when it comes out of the box but keep it in the bag. If its visibly broken, don't open the bag, contact the seller, and get a refund or replacement.

 

It's not uncommon for an onahole to become damaged due to age, neglect, or manufacturing defect. If you want to try your hand at repairing a toy that has developed a rip or tear, the tool of choice is an adjustable-temperature soldering iron. A complete guide to toy repair can be found at http://forum.toydemon.com/index.php?topic=99.0

 

Before attempting a soldering repair, be certain that your toy does not contain phthalates. Even if minor exposure to the fumes or even the material itself causes only minor health disruptions, the sheer breadth of the vital health problems it causes isn't worth sealing up some superficial tears in your toy.

 

That said, if your cyberskin product is phthalate free (or if you really could not give a damn either way), the procedure is remarkably simple, quick, and effective. Open a window to get some ventilation going. The fumes can and will cause headaches if you get a nose full. Now it's just a matter of understanding the principles of the material repair which is idiot proof. This all must be done within maybe 1 second or less, so work quickly.

 

What you want to do is use the iron to QUICKLY melt/liquify the walls of the split area and then quickly force the split back together. It should melt instantly and It should resolidify almost as instantly so, again, you have roughly 1 second to do this. Tada! all done. If you are working with a very large split, you will want to do this is segments, starting by sealing the further part of the tear and slowly working your way towards the front. If you screw it up, don't worry. It shouldn't take you more than a single attempt for you to realize what you need to do. Just start over and get it right this time.

 

You may be left with a few black singe marks if you weren't fast enough, but this is of no worry. You can either leave it as-is or treat the area with some dabs of bleach.

 

A soldering iron is essential for a good repair. Attempts at using chunks of metals, such as knives or needles will result in an uneven application of heat, resulting in a difficult operation. If you don’t have a soldering iron, either get one or don’t bother with the repair. Do not combust, as it will degrade everything, releasing noxious fumes. GET PROPER VENTILATION.

 

 

4e. Lube Alchemy

 

It took up so much space, I made it a separate paste. I didn't change any of the content.

 

Here:

http://pastebin.com/XhLA5u4K

 

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05. Warnings, Caveats and all things Negative

 

So far, at least two anons reported genital infections of some sort (soreness, forming of bumpy rash, skin peeling off) from using unclean holes. It's unknown if this was fungal or bacterial, but sanitization is something that needs to be taken very seriously for exactly this reason. These moist, humid holes (oftentimes with decaying organic matter still in them) are ideal breeding conditions for both bacteria and molds.  Clean your toys thoroughly unless you want to lose the ability to fap for the next couple weeks. Also don't forget to wash yourself after a fap.

 

One anon has had a Candida infection, a fungal infection, by using a hole he has used the day prior, which was unwashed, still filled with lube and seminal fluid. He has reported bladder pain, pain during urination, pain upon sugar intake(it’s a fungus!). He was out of lube and used a used hole he used the day prior without cleaning.

 

 

 

Leaving lube on skin for prolonged periods of time may result in dryness, flaking and possibly even allergic reactions.

 

Bacterial growths are often superficial and feed on organic matter, while mold can reach deep down into the onahole itself. Should there be a growth of sorts, you can try 70% isopropyl alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. Prolonged superficial exposure of 70% isopropyl alcohol might lead to damage such as superficial cracking and splitting, but currently lacks detailed evidence. Exposure to hydrogen peroxide should be safe as it decomposes into water and oxygen. Sterilization through boiling isn't recommended, as you require the hole itself to heat to the boiling temperature of water, and that may result in deformation. Be careful when using previously infected holes, as they can still harbor whatever infected you. A single onahole costs less than 100 USD, but you can't get your dick back for that much.

 

If you have bacterial or fungal infections, you can take regular doses of antibiotics or apply topical antibacterial/fungal creams, taken with good hygienic practices if you don't want to go outside. However, it can become difficult to assess the severity or nature of the infection without some knowledge. Home remedies exist, too, so don't forget them. If it persists for more than 3-5 days, go to a doctor or a dermatologist.

 

Your parents do not want to know about your hobby. If they ask, deny it. People have gotten into trouble with religious parents over this stuff. Better safe than sorry.

 

Don't show your girlfriend or wife unless you know they're going to be cool with it. You don't want her feeling like she's being replaced. This will cause problems. I promise.

 

Of course obey all laws and regulations about importing questionable age content.

 

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06. Recommendations

We get these every thread guys. Here they are. Even broken into sections for you.

 

Loli Holes:

Twin Tales Kana/Sana - http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=12000000

Virgin Age Admission (Cock Strangler) - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=12001110

Lolinco - https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126

Rina - https://en-nls.com/pict1-32977?c2=12001126

Roa - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=31187&c2=12001126

Lolinco Virgo - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43445?c2=9999

Rina Big - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42594?c2=9999

 

Longevity:

Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/

Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/

Wet Meiki - https://en-nls.com/pict1-33448?c2=12001126

 

Big Dick Holes:

Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/

Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/

R20 - http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738?c2=12001313

Golden Moeten - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40246?c2=9999

Chimera Series - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40941?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-42309?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999

Vacuum Witch - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40854?c2=9999

Puni Hole DX - http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343

Puni Hole DX Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-39684?c2=9999

KIWAMI - https://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001126

Lolinco Virgo - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43445?c2=9999

Rina Big - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42594?c2=9999

 

Blowjobs:

Mouth of Truth - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=39305&c2=12001126

Alternative:

Superb Fella 3 - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=34030&c2=9999

 

Hips:

Puni Hole DX - http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343

Puni Hole DX Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-39684?c2=9999

COCOLO - https://en-nls.com/pict1-38487?c2=12001126

Alice Dayo - http://alice-stage.com/site/products/alice_003.html

Gokujo Namagoshi - https://en-nls.com/pict1-5072?c2=12001014

KIWAMI - https://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001126

 

Tits:

Busty Ai-Chan - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/busty-aichan/

 

Dick Bullies:

VA:A - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=9999

GitB Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38494?c2=9999

Lolinco - https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126

 

Stimulating Holes:

Chimera Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999

Kunoichi Black Hard - http://en-nls.com/pict1-42554?c2=9999

Basically anything in Hard

 

Monmusu:

Chimera Series - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40941?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-42309?c2=9999 http://en-nls.com/pict1-43628?c2=9999

Squamate - http://en-nls.com/pict1-43282?c2=9999

Hunter Girl - http://en-nls.com/pict2-31857-9999?c2=9999

 

 

6a. Reviews

 

To submit your own, post it ITT at Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF .

You may also reach me at RjobofOna@Yahoo.com

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>USE OUR NEW TEMPLATE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://pastebin.com/cRzJZabp

 

My Reviews:

 

AKD4Infinity (updated 12/30):

http://pastebin.com/mRarc3Tp

 

High Schooler's Smell (Big Tits Ver.)

http://pastebin.com/wKpzLp7d

 

Squamate Hole (Mermaid Hole):

http://pastebin.com/DKF1iAdy

 

Anon Reviews:

 

12/19/15

Puni Virgin Mini:

http://pastebin.com/ZjCmfJLY

 

6/19/15:

Anon Reviews

Lolinco - http://pastebin.com/Vhf3Mgwf

Vibra Cup - http://pastebin.com/wCXyxVXL

 

6/13/15:

Mr. Science Guy's reviews.

Mitsugekka - http://pastebin.com/ZMj8p6PQ

Superb Fella 3 - http://pastebin.com/ktyFF2W2

 

4/1/15: Bunny Girl's Hole, Wild Animal Hole, Others

http://pastebin.com/zJaekJC5

 

3/18/15: Hot Gimmick

http://pastebin.com/uetw9xZW

 

3/06 Lube Reviews - australian guy:

http://pastebin.com/i87MmAh7

 

Rina, Roa, Lolinco AKA Magic Eyes Essentials:

http://pastebin.com/JEDZcq1w

 

Tsun Ero, CQ Roll, Nekokko Minyan, Kunoichi normal:

http://pastebin.com/LRvTQ2kn

 

Lilith Uterus + Mouth of Truth

http://pastebin.com/Ezyyf1WR

 

Takuya the Blowjob Master - "SI13NT"

http://pastebin.com/WF0GXSzD

 

Half-Mature Succubus White Ver.

http://pastebin.com/ZtXMjzB4

 

Short Smell Reviews

http://pastebin.com/Cizkdfj9

 

Slut Announcer + Neko MI-NYAN

http://pastebin.com/LpQ9mCus

 

6b. Videos/Demos

 

This section is totally heterosexual in nature, and for educational purposes only.

(You can watch fellow /ona/holers screw their toys.)

 

Link:

http://pastebin.com/ZcaVZgrd

 

 

Here are a few other miscellaneous videos and channels that are relevant.

 

https://www.youtube.com/user/TubeToysheart/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqn9OVyNF5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH8qgdUm7q0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGyHdlA2i28

http://eroengin.web.fc2.com/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuuE3HcbJffKLH7l0ZbLx6Q

https://twitter.com/onaho1992

https://twitter.com/suziman_z

https://twitter.com/hop_mikura

 

07. Further Reading

 

These are old pastebins. The following content was not written for 2015 and therefore may be out of date.

 

http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz

http://pastebin.com/P8Yhya6n

 

08. Changelog

 

http://pastebin.com/XcHnXfsR

 

Yes the version guide at the top actually changes when I update or add stuff.

 

8a. Contact

 

Email - RjobofOna@Yahoo.com

Skype - RjobofOna

8chan board - http://8ch.net/ona/

 

09. Formalities

 

© Rjob, 2014-2015. All rights reserved.

Reproduction of this guide is allowed. Use of this guide requires a hyperlink back to this page.

 

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse breaking the law in any state or province of any country. All information presented in this guide is for educational use. Use the information in this guide at your own risk.

 

10. Conclusion

 

This guide has attempted to answer the problems that are coming up every thread, from recommendations to customs, and more. “If you want something added to the guide, post it in the thread.” Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year /ona/.

 

Bonus Pic of harem (this is so old. I have maybe double this now. Gotta find a day to take them all out for you guys.)

http://i.imgur.com/GkMEDZo.jpg

 

-Rjob

 

Here's what to do if you live in CanaSomeone who visits the thread is waiting on trial now. This section is NOT a joke. Follow these guidelines or you will most likely be prosecuted. To be honest all countries besides USA should follow these rules.da, and are buying loli holes. (LOLI IS ILLEGAL IN CANADA)

 

1. Ask wherever you are buying from to remove the packaging and anything depicting "young" girls so you don't go to prison.

2. Use Epacket, slower shipping is less likely to be opened and investigated.

3. Get the H-E Double Hockey Sticks out of Canada, their laws suck.

4. Stop clogging up our thread with the same questions.

 

2g. Brick and Mortar Shopping In Japan and Bringing Them Home

 

If you are in Japan and are buying from a brick and mortar store, then you'll find plenty in Akihabara, with Love Merci being one of the more popular ones. Some stores such as M's allow you to get exempted from tax if you show them your foreign passport so do take advantage of that. If you aren't near Akihabara, you can always look around for shops in your area.

 

If you have a place to live where you're rather free and unrestrained, feel free to order from Daimaoh, Hot Powers or any other online store that offers shipping within Japan. Ask your landlord or accommodation about receiving packages to ensure you get your items.

 

Because you don't need to pay for shipping, it'll be cheaper to buy stuff if you're in Japan, especially for heavy items such as lubricants and hips. Because of the nature of liquids and customs, shipping liquids tend to get your boxes opened and inspected by customs.

 

If you're buying plenty of items, ask about overweight charges and make sure you weigh all of your bags. Some companies are lenient with their bag weights due to the flight, some charge cheaply for increments of five kilograms, some charge highly per kilogram, so be sure to ask about it.

 

Bringing them home through the airport:

 

If you are concerned about the box art but still want to have it, wrap them in a non-transparent plastic bag(ideally black), seal it up and sandwich them deep between clothing items. Customs officers are unlikely to rifle deep through personal belongings and wouldn't bother to open up a sealed/tightly tied non-transparent bag if it's obvious that a product box is in it and the x-ray did not pick up anything suspicious.

 

Alternatively, feel free to rip apart the box, flatten it and cover it in thick paper or a non-transparent plastic bag and sandwich it between clothes.

 

All Onaholes and lubricants MUST go into your check-in luggage and NOT in your carry on luggage to reduce the risk of inspection. Make sure to tape up lubricants to make sure they don't spill. Lubricants that have a snap lid squeezable bottle can open up in transit and can lead to a mess when you get home, not to mention loss of lube.

 

If you're trying to save up on space, wrap your onaholes in soft clothing items. Most onaholes will come in a plastic covering bag to protect them inside the box, so wrap around that plastic bag to avoid crease lines. If you're boxes are too big, pull them apart, flatten them and put them somewhere in your bag.

 

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03. Use

 

3a. Lube

*Use water-based lube ONLY.*

 

This cannot be stressed enough. WATER BASED. It's on the label. It will also be in the product's description on the various vendor sites.

 

Recommended Japanese brands:

 

Thick:

Peace's

Pepee

 

Thinner:

Inshu lotion

Ubujiru

 

On Peaces: Super Thick. Use a minimal amount. It can dry out depending how dry your skin is, all water based lubes can be “reactivated” with water, or saliva. Don't waste lube, just put drool in it, you'll be cleaning the hole anyway.

 

P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶R̶e̶c̶o̶m̶m̶e̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶  Best lube 2k15: Onatsuyu. This feels like real pussy juice. ToysHeart should be paying me to sell this stuff.

Link - https://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=19001014

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005A0PEQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_RIMWvb19SH2KP

 

 

Others rated highly:

Golden Lotion - All aboard the bandwagon

Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet (BJ holes only.) - I also own this. Approved. Can confirm it's actually sweet if you taste it.

 

Western lubes such as Astroglide or Durex are fine but they become sticky and dry out faster. See above for steps to resolve this.

 

Self-Healing: Vitamin E will help repair dry skin. Western lube companies sell vitamin-E enriched versions of their lubes. One example is the Lifestyles Vitamin-E and Aloe. Check for them at your local walmart, walgreens, or target.

 

-J lube-

 

A highly recommended western lube would be J-Lube. It's extremely effective, but it ships as a dry powder which you add water to until it reaches the desired consistency. 1 bottle mixes into about 26 liters of lube so it's also, by far, the most cost effective.

 

J-Lube as a Healing Salve: Vitamin-E will help you remoisturize your skin. They can be taken as supplements or mixed in with your lube to help regain sensitivity in your dick.

 

-/ J lube-

 

WARNING:

 

Do not use oils, hand lotion, or silicone-based lubricants as these can destroy/deform rubber.

 

THEY CAN AND WILL DAMAGE YOUR ONAHOLES!

 

 

It's important to only use the minimum amount of lubricant possible. Too much lube or lube that is too thick / viscous can dull the feeling of a hole. Different brands work better with different rubbers, so experiment.

 

 

3b. Quality of Life Enhancements:

 

-Heating

Warm rubber feels better than cold rubber. You can immerse a hole in hot tap water for 3-5 minutes before use, or you can use http://en-nls.com/pict1-38260?c2=12001017 to heat the inside (takes 5-15 minutes for best results; never leave heater unattended. EVER. ). This is one of the best warmers. Don't go looking to buy an older version. Just get this one.

 

Some anons recommend microwaving lubricant for a few seconds before use. Dont do that. It makes the lube way too hot. Better off safe with water or a cold onahole than in the hospital with a burned dick.

 

DO NOT microwave your hole, put it in boiling water, put it near a space heater, or otherwise apply direct heat.

 

Superguide to warming:

http://pastebin.com/vzth7E6e

 

 

-Dolls

The difference between fapping with a handheld onahole and using the same toy hands-free can be huge. If your budget and living situation permit, consider a doll.

 

AIR DOLL:

Inflatable dolls are cheaper and more easily stored, but come with some predictable issues (vinyl odor, air leaks). They can be upgraded with breast toys or stuffed with cotton / poly fiber filling, but these are pretty hands-on projects.

 

Air Usahane Love Doll:

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/air-usahane-love-doll/

She has changeable skin color, facial expressions, fits real women's clothes, and can have wigs put on her. Its actually pretty cool, but the different addons cost around 30$ each, and getting one of each plus the doll is a bit costly. Would recommend meiki plush in place of this any day.

 

 

PLUSH DOLLS:

Plush dolls are expensive but are more sturdy and supportive. Only for enthusiasts or lonely people.

These dolls only hold your onaholes, they are not usable on their own.

 

Meiki Plush:

http://www.toydemon.com/meiki-plush-doll

 

The cheaper of the two love dolls, shipping from Illinois, USA. Discounted on black friday every year. I own one of these and would recommend her to anyone who wants a hands free mount for their onahole. The body is very curvy. She is very easy to handle and can do almost any position you can think of. She can wear real clothing. Her measurements are 34 Bust 24 Waist 34 Hip (They dont mention this on the site.) Don't use the toy wrap it comes with. Use a plastic bag instead.

 

Album:

http://imgur.com/a/drEZM#0

 

Venus R-Body

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/love-venus-body-r-pillow/

 

Almost double the price of the Meiki. She has arms and a head though. Which I thought was a nice touch. I don't own one nor do I know anyone who does. And at nearly 400$ its a huge investment. But it is your alternative to jewdemon.

 

The Pillow Trick:

 

Engineered by yours truly, this trick will let you enjoy a hole hands free. People say it works wonders. I even made a sexy inforgraphic.

 

http://i.imgur.com/6xsdCcw.jpg

 

Real Dolls and More:

 

Real Dolls are a different beast entirely. To learn more about them see our Doll+ section below:

http://pastebin.com/4QCncDnv

 

-Smells

 

I would count this as a subdivision of dolls because, lets be honest, you're not going to sit there and huff a ziplock bag of smell while stroking. They're for body pillows, dolls, or your sheets. Anyways you can get anything from the smell of perfume, to sweaty hair, to urine and poopy. Its really up to you.

 

-Aural Stimulation.

 

They make mp3s of anime girls doing various sexual things. It is really quite stimulating. Ideal conditions are in the dark with your eyes closed. Here's the master list. Its too big so it gets its own paste.

 

http://pastebin.com/vjk0wdCd

 

3c. Stamina Remedies:

 

If you are cumming too quickly, consider using a trainer to help practice your stamina. These trainers are known as faphero. You can find the links to them below...

 

https://blog.onahole.eu/category/fapheroes

 

Torrent for collection of fap hero videos:

http://a.pomf.cat/bfeosz.torrent

 

If you are cumming too slowly or cannot enjoy your onaholes due to excessive masturbation, take a look at the link below. You may be suffering from "Death Grip Syndrome". It is also possible the hole could not be one you enjoy. Make sure your problem is persistent before self-diagnosis.

 

http://www.curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

 

Toy Bags:

 

Yes you should buy a bag if youre ordering a hole. Get them on NLS by searching "toy bag" and select a size, or visit this amazon JP link to purchase the medium sized ones (which fit almost all stroking holes barring Venus series and Large meikis

 

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B001MBU7L8?ie=UTF8&redirect=true

 

Kegels:

 

You can do kegels to strengthen your pelvic muscles. It will allow you to control your orgasms a bit better. Also is healthy for you to avoid problems with your urinary tract when you're older.

 

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074

 

Jelqing:

 

No.

http://tinyurl.com/cqtxru3

 

I don't want to be responsible for you guys tearing your genitals off.

 

 

3d.(pd) Supplements

 

Here it is.

http://pastebin.com/vk7E5XiB

 

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04. Care

 

4a. Cleaning

 

After use, it is best to wash and dry a hole immediately. Please don't ask whether you can let a jizzed-in hole sit overnight without getting up to clean it. Only you can decide how much of a filthy otaku you want to be.

 

To wash, hold the opening under running water and use a finger to loosen the slurry of lube and semen inside, rinsing thoroughly. A mild liquid hand soap can be used for more thorough cleaning. NLS also sells specialized hole cleaning products such as

 https://en-nls.com/plist_p-37001010 , Which comes with a microfiber cloth also.

 

Most holes should NOT be turned inside out for cleaning, as this stresses the rubber and can shorten the toy's life. If you don't care or are profoundly lazy, feel free to do it anyway. Just don't say we didn't warn you. TOMAX holes can take the abuse, but it is not recommended. Should you flip it, ensure that you spend the least amount of time possible when flipped. Creep occurs the most when flipped, compared to use. Creep is a time dependent deformation. While some may argue that onahole death by creep will happen outside its life span, this guide is here to help take care, not test.

 

4b. Drying

 

To dry the inside, tightly roll tissue or paper towel and gently work it into the hole to the very end. Remove wet paper and repeat if necessary until all water absorbed. Do not store holes with damp tissue inside them. If using cloth rather than paper,

 

>> microfiber towels are better for drying because they leave less lint behind than cotton <<

 

You can buy them at your local department store in packs of 3, 5 or 10.

 

Air drying is a long and arduous process that involves the rate at which water evaporates. Water evaporation depends on surface area of the water in contact with outside air, temperature of the water, air temperature, humidity and a lot of other factors. To get the best out of air drying, be sure to open up the onahole as much as possible(this may loosen her up!) to increase the surface area of water.

 

 

Powdering holes can help keep the rubber from becoming sticky and dirty. After drying, use a blush brush to apply corn starch (or talc powder) to the outside of the onahole. Stickiness is a property of molding and material. Van der Waals forces are what causes the stickiness, and surface area plays a large part of how sticky it gets. Despite looking smooth, there can be microscopic cliffs and overhangs, resulting in a large surface area than what we perceive, this becoming sticky. The stickiness might also be caused by the plasticizer leaking out.

 

On Talc Powder: It is recommended against because corn starch is food grade powder. Also breathing talc powder could be bad for health (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002719.htm). Use whichever one you want. But this guide is recommending corn starch.

 

Talc is a ceramic, a sheet silicate where it feels "smooth" because of the Van der Waals forces. Think glass shards sliding past one another with water between them at an extremely small scale.

 

Corn starch only produces an oobleck when mixed with water(serves as an indication that starch and water mixed, either during mixing with lube, or during storage where lumps will form due to moisture).

 

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Comparing Talc and Corn Starch

 

Inhalation:

They're both powders, they're small, they're both health risks. Inhaling copious amounts of both substances will engage mucus membranes along your respiratory system, and your body will try its best to fight it off. Corn starch particles are rounded, where talc particles are jagged. How efficient your respiratory system removes these particles is currently not known, but an exponential decay is expected.

 

Food Grade:

Means it's safe for ingestion, and generally prolonged body contact. I would rather bathe in something I can eat or drink, than in something that feels nice. Remember that talc only feels smooth because of Van der Waals forces. Food grade talc exists as an anti-caking agent as the most popular use, and the FDA allows a maximum of 2% in food salt as an anti-caking agent.

 

Usage on Holes:

Both are smooth, but for different reasons. Under a microscope, corn starch is rounded, whereas talc goes in jagged slates. Corn starch rolls around and absorbs moisture. Talc that is on top of the hole repels other talc particles due to Van der Waals. How talc affects TPE/your holes in the long run can possibly be ignored.

 

Storage with Corn Starch and Talc:

Corn starch lasts indefinitely, and will only house bad things if improperly stored. Store in an airtight container away from sunlight.

 

Talc based powders, while aren't just pure talc, will have additives and preservatives and other things that can get nasty in the right conditions, that aren't hopefully reached. Either way, store both with care.

 

Both powders work for the purpose of avoiding dirt, lint and dust sticking to onaholes, they both pose different risks and have different properties. Use of either is fine, but this guide recommends corn starch. If you have an empty, airtight spice shaker, feel free to use it to sprinkle powder.

 

Reading material:

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/question/1000174/

The following were taken from CIR(http://www.cir-safety.org/):

Talc - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-pdfs/PR467.pdf

Corn Starch - http://online.personalcarecouncil.org/ctfa-static/online/lists/cir-pdfs/pr282.pdf

 

The purity and form of talc or corn starch powders can have large variations, and the deaths and illnesses reported in the CIR reports were taken from an era where information regarding experiments were scarce, often unrecorded and untested. The reports do state that there are missing information that plays a critical role in determining the results. Check ingredient and their percentages if you want.

 

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It is not necessary OR RECOMMENDED to powder the hole's insides.

 

Hips should be powdered more often, as well as large toys such as the Busty Ai-Chan. They are dust magnets.

 

PAT DRY, DO NOT DRAG. Dragging rough rags across the onahole may be abrasive to the surface and cause ugly ripples.

 

4c. Storage

 

Most vendors sell onahole storage bags at low prices. These are good add-ons to any order that keep your hole clean and discrete. Be sure not to let onaholes touch as different types of rubber can "melt" each other through contact. Heavy Ziplock freezer bags and tupperware work just as well though. When storing, be sure that they are dry and are free of loose debris such as tissue fibers. Creasing may occur when an area of pressure is placed on the surface for a prolonged period of time, such as with bags folding when storing, and can be remedied by storing the holes with their original plastic packaging cut for ease of use.

 

If you are concerned about the health of your onaholes during storage, feel free to store them in an airtight container along with dessicants such as uncooked rice and silica gel packs. Should you choose to do so, ensure that the tunnel openings are not blocked.

 

Store away from direct sunlight and heat.

 

On Storage:

 

Hide your onaholes however you want - only you can determine the urgency to hide. Common hiding places are:

 

-Inside shoeboxes

-Low drawers

-Under bed

 

Less common hiding places:

 

Medium sized onaholes will fit in Magic: The Gathering fatpack boxes.

Small onaholes will fit in Yugioh tins.

Suitcases with a combo lock are useful for hiding your whole harem.

False books can be made with larger books.

 

As for my hiding spot, I have a whole cabinet filled with them, and it has a lock on it.

 

Make sure to scale your hiding place with your collection, you don't want to have to worry about people finding your homeless onaholes. Use your creativity when finding hiding spots.

 

 

4d. Repair

 

BEFORE ANYTHING:

 

After you get it in the mail, examine it when it comes out of the box but keep it in the bag. If its visibly broken, don't open the bag, contact the seller, and get a refund or replacement.

 

It's not uncommon for an onahole to become damaged due to age, neglect, or manufacturing defect. If you want to try your hand at repairing a toy that has developed a rip or tear, the tool of choice is an adjustable-temperature soldering iron. A complete guide to toy repair can be found at http://forum.toydemon.com/index.php?topic=99.0

 

Before attempting a soldering repair, be certain that your toy does not contain phthalates. Even if minor exposure to the fumes or even the material itself causes only minor health disruptions, the sheer breadth of the vital health problems it causes isn't worth sealing up some superficial tears in your toy.

 

That said, if your cyberskin product is phthalate free (or if you really could not give a damn either way), the procedure is remarkably simple, quick, and effective. Open a window to get some ventilation going. The fumes can and will cause headaches if you get a nose full. Now it's just a matter of understanding the principles of the material repair which is idiot proof. This all must be done within maybe 1 second or less, so work quickly.

 

What you want to do is use the iron to QUICKLY melt/liquify the walls of the split area and then quickly force the split back together. It should melt instantly and It should resolidify almost as instantly so, again, you have roughly 1 second to do this. Tada! all done. If you are working with a very large split, you will want to do this is segments, starting by sealing the further part of the tear and slowly working your way towards the front. If you screw it up, don't worry. It shouldn't take you more than a single attempt for you to realize what you need to do. Just start over and get it right this time.

 

You may be left with a few black singe marks if you weren't fast enough, but this is of no worry. You can either leave it as-is or treat the area with some dabs of bleach.

 

 

4e. Lube Alchemy

 

It took up so much space, I made it a separate paste. I didn't change any of the content.

 

Here:

http://pastebin.com/XhLA5u4K

 

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05. Warnings, Caveats and all things Negative

 

So far, at least two anons reported genital infections of some sort (soreness, forming of bumpy rash, skin peeling off) from using unclean holes. It's unknown if this was fungal or bacterial, but sanitization is something that needs to be taken very seriously for exactly this reason. These moist, humid holes (oftentimes with decaying organic matter still in them) are ideal breeding conditions for both bacteria and molds.  Clean your toys thoroughly unless you want to lose the ability to fap for the next couple weeks. Also don't forget to wash yourself after a fap. God damn.

 

Leaving lube on skin for prolonged periods of time may result in dryness, flaking and possibly even allergic reactions.

 

Bacterial growths are often superficial and feed on organic matter, while mold can reach deep down into the onahole itself. Should there be a growth of sorts, you can try 70% isopropyl alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. Prolonged superficial exposure of 70% isopropyl alcohol might lead to damage such as superficial cracking and splitting, but currently lacks detailed evidence. Exposure to hydrogen peroxide should be safe as it decomposes into water and oxygen. Sterilization through boiling isn't recommended, as you require the hole itself to heat to the boiling temperature of water, and that may result in deformation. Be careful when using previously infected holes, as they can still harbor whatever infected you. A single onahole costs less than 100 USD, but you can't get your dick back for that much.

 

If you have bacterial or fungal infections, you can take regular doses of antibiotics or apply topical antibacterial/fungal creams, taken with good hygienic practices if you don't want to go outside. However, it can become difficult to assess the severity or nature of the infection without some knowledge. Home remedies exist, too, so don't forget them. If it persists for more than 3-5 days, go to a doctor or a dermatologist.

 

Your parents do not want to know about your hobby. If they ask, deny it. People have gotten into trouble with religious parents over this stuff. Better safe than sorry.

 

Don't show your girlfriend or wife unless you know they're going to be cool with it. You don't want her feeling like she's being replaced. This will cause problems. I promise.

 

Of course obey all laws and regulations about importing questionable age content.

 

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06. Recommendations

We get these every thread guys. Here they are. Even broken into sections for you.

 

Loli Holes:

Lolinco - https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126

Twin Tales Kana/Sana - http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=12000000

Virgin Age Admission (Cock Strangler) - http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=12001110

Rina - https://en-nls.com/pict1-32977?c2=12001126

Roa - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=31187&c2=12001126

 

Longevity:

Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/

Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/

Wet Meiki - https://en-nls.com/pict1-33448?c2=12001126

 

Big Dick Holes:

Venus Real - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-real-male-masturbator/

Venus Clone - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-clone-male-masturbator/

R20 - http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738?c2=12001313

Golden Moeten - http://en-nls.com/pict1-40246?c2=9999

 

Blowjobs:

The best and only -- Mouth of Truth - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=39305&c2=12001126

Alternative:

Superb Fella 3 - https://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=34030&c2=9999

 

Hips:

Puni Hole DX - http://en-nls.com/pict1-32343

COCOLO - https://en-nls.com/pict1-38487?c2=12001126

Alice Dayo - http://alice-stage.com/site/products/alice_003.html

Gokujo Namagoshi - https://en-nls.com/pict1-5072?c2=12001014

KIWAMI - https://en-nls.com/pict1-41505?c2=12001126

 

Tits:

Busty Ai-Chan - http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/busty-aichan/

 

 

6a. Reviews

 

To submit your own, post it ITT at Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF .

You may also reach me at RjobofOna@Yahoo.com

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>USE OUR NEW TEMPLATE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

http://pastebin.com/cRzJZabp

 

My Reviews:

 

AKD4Infinity (updated 12/30):

http://pastebin.com/mRarc3Tp

 

High Schooler's Smell (Big Tits Ver.)

http://pastebin.com/wKpzLp7d

 

Squamate Hole (Mermaid Hole):

http://pastebin.com/DKF1iAdy

 

Anon Reviews:

 

12/19/15

Puni Virgin Mini:

http://pastebin.com/ZjCmfJLY

 

6/19/15:

Anon Reviews

Lolinco - http://pastebin.com/Vhf3Mgwf

Vibra Cup - http://pastebin.com/wCXyxVXL

 

6/13/15:

Mr. Science Guy's reviews.

Mitsugekka - http://pastebin.com/ZMj8p6PQ

Superb Fella 3 - http://pastebin.com/ktyFF2W2

 

4/1/15: Bunny Girl's Hole, Wild Animal Hole, Others

http://pastebin.com/zJaekJC5

 

3/18/15: Hot Gimmick

http://pastebin.com/uetw9xZW

 

3/06 Lube Reviews - australian guy:

http://pastebin.com/i87MmAh7

 

Rina, Roa, Lolinco AKA Magic Eyes Essentials:

http://pastebin.com/JEDZcq1w

 

Tsun Ero, CQ Roll, Nekokko Minyan, Kunoichi normal:

http://pastebin.com/LRvTQ2kn

 

Lilith Uterus + Mouth of Truth

http://pastebin.com/Ezyyf1WR

 

Takuya the Blowjob Master - "SI13NT"

http://pastebin.com/WF0GXSzD

 

Half-Mature Succubus White Ver.

http://pastebin.com/ZtXMjzB4

 

Short Smell Reviews

http://pastebin.com/Cizkdfj9

 

Slut Announcer + Neko MI-NYAN

http://pastebin.com/LpQ9mCus

 

6b. Videos/Demos

 

This section is totally heterosexual in nature, and for educational purposes only.

(You can watch fellow /ona/holers screw their toys.)

 

Link:

http://pastebin.com/ZcaVZgrd

 

07. Further Reading

 

These are old pastebins. The following content was not written for 2015 and therefore may be out of date.

 

http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz

http://pastebin.com/P8Yhya6n

 

08. Changelog

 

http://pastebin.com/XcHnXfsR

 

Yes the version guide at the top actually changes when I update or add stuff.

 

8a. Contact

 

Email - RjobofOna@Yahoo.com

Skype - RjobofOna

8chan board - http://8ch.net/ona/

 

09. Formalities

 

© Rjob, 2014-2015. All rights reserved.

Reproduction of this guide is allowed. Use of this guide requires a hyperlink back to this page.

 

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse breaking the law in any state or province of any country. All information presented in this guide is for educational use. Use the information in this guide at your own risk.

 

10. Conclusion

 

This guide has attempted to answer the problems that are coming up every thread, from recommendations to customs, and more. “If you want something added to the guide, post it in the thread.” Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year /ona/.

 

Bonus Pic of harem (this is so old. I have maybe double this now. Gotta find a day to take them all out for you guys.)

http://i.imgur.com/GkMEDZo.jpg

 

-Rjob