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  1. 14:27 <Acey2>WOW FUCKING IRC
  2. 14:28 <Treeki>WoW is in bed with IRC
  3. 14:28 <Acey2>yes
  4. 14:28 <Acey2>i ship it
  5. 14:28 <MM200>Shipping it like the Titanic
  6. 14:28 <Acey2>8^y
  7. 14:28 <Treeki>Having Hot Sex .
  8. 14:29 <Acey2>The HMS Titanic
  9. 14:29 <Acey2>Having Much Sex
  10. 14:29 <Acey2>Or was it an SS?
  11. 14:29 <Acey2>Super Sexy?
  12. 14:29 <ZeroOne>Super Slutty
  13. 14:30 <Acey2>YES
  14. 14:30 <ZeroOne>Wait. The SS Anne from Pokemon.
  15. 14:31 <ZeroOne>Super Slutty Anne.
  16. 14:31 <Acey2>The Titanic was asking for it when that iceberg has sex with it B|
  17. 14:31 <ZeroOne>It all makes sense now...
  18. 14:31 <Acey2>*had
  19. 14:31 <Acey2>JUST THEN, THE ICEBERG JUMPED ONTO THE TITANIC AND STARTED TO BOAT RAPE! </actual hans von hozel quote>
  20. 14:31 <Acey2>also holy shit 01
  21. 14:31 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Blue
  22. 14:31 <Acey2>50 SHIPS OF GRAY
  23. 14:31 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Graze
  24. 14:33 <Treeki>50 Shades of Yellow: a bad sex story including copious amounts of watersports
  25. 14:34 <Treeki>50 Aceys
  26. 14:34 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Acey
  27. 14:35 <Treeki>50 Shades: an unexpected romance between two staff members of a sunglasses retailer
  28. 14:35 <Nicole>what did i walk into
  29. 14:36 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Gay
  30. 14:37 <Acey2>A homosexual orgy
  31. 14:37 <Acey2>Or a book about the Kinsey scale  
  32. 14:37 <Treeki>50 Shades of Neigh: a furry take on the classic trilogy
  33. 14:38 <Acey2>oh god
  34. 14:38 <Sanky>how do 50 shades even relate to sex
  35. 14:38 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Prayer: A tale of chaste fundie romance
  36. 14:39 <Treeki>50 Shades of Hay: sex at a farm
  37. 14:39 <Acey2>I have no idea, Sanky.
  38. 14:40 <MM200>50% income tax
  39. 14:40 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Prey: The lion LITERALLY falls in love with the lamb
  40. 14:40 <Sanky>hey hey vore is a thing too
  41. 14:40 <Metal_Man88>It's a book that is all sex stories that is a huge bestseller, Sanky.
  42. 14:40 <Sanky>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  43. 14:40 <ZeroOne>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dtn4kP7lrA&playnext=1&list=PL9D938536A73
  44. 14:40 <Acey2>50 Firsts Of May: An outdoor orgy
  45. 14:41 <Treeki>50 Shades of Yay: the prequel, where the stereotypical misogynistic man is celebrating that he's convinced the busty woman to sleep with him
  46. 14:41 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Yay: Fluttershy  
  47. 14:41 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Play: A romantic tale of two stage actors
  48. 14:42 <Treeki>50 Shades of Lays: putting crisps where they don't belong
  49. 14:43 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Zonday: Chocolate Rain
  50. 14:43 <Sanky>50 Shades of Keys: A romance of keyboard layouts
  51. 14:43 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Fey: The story of the wee people
  52. 14:43 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Leis: Sex at a luau
  53. 14:43 <Treeki>50 Shades del Rey: a typical night for the king of Spain
  54. 14:43 <Sanky>50 Shades of Delay: Sex over dialup
  55. 14:44 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Paid: Slut.
  56. 14:44 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Jay: Bird sex.
  57. 14:44 <Treeki>50 Shades of Caw: outdoor sex is interrupted by a seagull shitting on the man's butt
  58. 14:45 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Tina Fey: Something I would totally read.
  59. 14:45 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Whey: Grind it, baby.
  60. 14:45 <ZeroOne>(no, I have no idea what you do with whey. Grind it? I'unno.)
  61. 14:45 <Sanky>0x32 Shades of #0000ff: A tale of bits and nibbles
  62. 14:46 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Curds And Whey: Little Miss Muffet/Spider fanfiction.
  63. 14:46 <Treeki>50 Shades of Freeway: fucking in the car
  64. 14:46 <Treeki>50 Shades of Clay: the love life of a sculpture
  65. 14:47 <Sanky>50 shades of Astley: Never gonna give you up
  66. 14:47 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Bombay: The Bollywood production of 50 Shades Of Grey
  67. 14:47 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Ray: Frickin' vagina's with frickin' laser beams
  68. 14:48 <Acey2>HE WENT ON TO SUGGEST A BUNCH OF MEN IN FETISH GEAR DANCING TO INDIAN MUSIC
  69. 14:48 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Bray: The tale of a donkey show.
  70. 14:48 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Say: Phone Sex
  71. 14:48 <Treeki>50 Shades of Soufflé: the inflation fetish version
  72. 14:48 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Nay: The woman says no, The man respects her decision.
  73. 14:48 <Sanky>50 Shades of Treeki's Grandma: a fucking tale of cunt cunt shit cunt
  74. 14:48 <Treeki>rfgesdrfgiedrfg
  75. 14:48 <ZeroOne>Hahaha
  76. 14:48 <Treeki>no, it'd be more like
  77. 14:49 <Treeki>50 Shades of Treeki's Grandma: she shits on everything then refuses the man sex
  78. 14:50 <Treeki>50 Shades of Slay: forget about sex, go out and kill some dragons or something
  79. 14:50 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of WHOA not in there
  80. 14:50 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Eh: An exotic tale of a Canadian immigrant falling in love with an all-American girl.
  81. 14:51 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Sleigh: The story of Santa's relationship with Mrs. Claus.
  82. 14:51 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Stay: Dog porn.
  83. 14:51 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Oy Vey: The rabbi's tale
  84. 14:51 <Treeki>50 Maids of Grey: an orgy involving the servants, dressed in drab neutral clothing
  85. 14:52 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Bay: Sex on the Beach. Awesome drink, by the way.
  86. 14:52 <Treeki>50 Kilobytes per Second: Ahhhhh What Am I Doing.
  87. 14:52 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Day: Twilight revisited. OH WAIT.
  88. 14:53 <Treeki>50 Shades of the Rainbow: the outright opposite of grey
  89. 14:53 <ZeroOne>50 Blades of Grey: Monocolour lawn
  90. 14:53 <Acey2>My dad's most recent suggestion
  91. 14:53 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Black: Oh wait, there's just one.
  92. 14:54 <Treeki>50 Plaids of Grey: colourblind Scottish men have hot gay sex
  93. 14:54 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Eeeyyy: Fonz
  94. 14:54 <Sanky>50 Grades of A: Romantic tale of a teacher and a student
  95. 14:55 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Flambe: The tale of a pastry chef
  96. 14:55 <Metal_Man88>50 Containers of Nutella: Welp
  97. 14:55 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Brulee: Hot
  98. 14:56 <Nicole>50 Shades of Michael Bay: *boom*
  99. 14:56 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Toupee: Bald men having sex.
  100. 14:57 <Treeki>50 Shades of Soiree: an orgy in elegant surroundings
  101. 14:57 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Uwe: Yes, the movie IS worse than the book
  102. 14:57 <Sanky>56 Shades of NES: A romantic game
  103. 14:57 <Treeki>50 Shades of Fiancee: premarital sex, oh no!
  104. 14:58 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Beyonce: Erotic Beyonce fanfiction.
  105. 14:58 <Treeki>50 Shades of Survey: erotic cartography
  106. 14:59 <Acey2>50 Shades Of...BLAPCK (ass well as 50 shases of yellow!): SBAHJ porn.
  107. 14:59 <Acey2>YOU'RE WELCOME
  108. 14:59 <Sanky>50 Shades of Ad: The Facebook of sex
  109. 14:59 <Acey2>50 Shades Of Spay: Veterinarians.
  110. 15:00 <Acey2>Or, alternately, lesbian animal sex.
  111. 15:00 <Treeki>50 Shades of Subway: a different meaning for "foot long"
  112. 15:01 <Acey2>42 Shades Of Gray: The Hitchhiker's Guide To Bondage.
  113. 15:01 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Tray: Sex with Lunch
  114. 15:02 <Acey>50 Shades Of Hey!: GET OFFA ME
  115. 15:02 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Nay!: Rape
  116. 15:03 <Acey>50 Shades Of Grape: Sex after too much wine.
  117. 15:03 <Acey>Mom says 50 Shades Of Chardonnay works better there.
  118. 15:04 <Acey>50 Shades Of Grey And Cloudy With A Chance Of Rain: A meteorologist's tale.
  119. 15:04 <ZeroOne>50 Trades of Pay: Sex for free stuff!
  120. 15:05 <Acey>Or SEX COUPONS
  121. 15:05 <ZeroOne>TRADE IN FOR FREE BUTTSEX
  122. 15:05 <Sukasa>50 shades of moral outrage: Modern-day News Media
  123. 15:06 <ZeroOne>Genetic Organism Designed for Erection Killing?
  124. 15:06 <Acey>50 Shades Of Rage: An anger management orgy.
  125. 15:07 <Acey>50 Shades Of Fray: Hey, don't rip my blouse!
  126. 15:07 <Acey>50 Shades of Matinee: A porn film.
  127. 15:08 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Manitee: It's the cow of the sea-hee-heeee
  128. 15:08 <Acey>50 Shades Of Stray: Hobo porn.
  129. 15:08 <Sanky>50 Shades of Luxray: A Pokémon sex fanfic
  130. 15:09 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Oh Em Gee: The most obnoxious fuck
  131. 15:09 <Acey>50 Shades Of Per Se: It's not quite sex...
  132. 15:10 <Acey>50 Shapes Of Gray: A love triangle.
  133. 15:10 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Cliche: You're the only one for me
  134. 15:12 <Acey>50 Shades Of Daisy May: A Southern belle's sex odyssey.
  135. 15:12 <Acey>50 Shades Of OJ: He'll keep claiming he never had sex with her but we all know he did.
  136. 15:13 <Acey>50 Shades of Olay: Creative uses for wrinkle cream.
  137. 15:14 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of May: A month-long sex marathon
  138. 15:14 <Acey>69 Shades Of Gray: A book where the author feels the need to explain the euphemisms.
  139. 15:14 <Girlydragon>50 shades of brown: scat for beginners
  140. 15:15 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Gangrene: Leprosex
  141. 15:16 <Acey>50 Shades Of Metier: Sex is their special talent.
  142. 15:16 <ZeroOne>Let's just hope it doesn't drop off
  143. 15:16 <Acey>50 Shades Of Today: Two newsanchors fall in love. Sex happens.
  144. 15:16 <Sanky>50 Shades of Overlay: When you just can't get enough of layers.
  145. 15:17 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Propane: FUCKING BOOM
  146. 15:17 <Acey>50 Shades Of Protege: A mentor's inappropriate lust for his student.
  147. 15:17 <Sanky>50 Shades of Crane: Of man and machine.
  148. 15:18 <Acey>50 Shades Of Ukulele: Sex between musicians.
  149. 15:18 <Acey>(It works if you use the Hawaiian pronunciation!)
  150. 15:19 <Acey>50 Shades Of Foreplay: It never gets to the part where they actually fuck.
  151. 15:19 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Pegging: It hurts so good
  152. 15:20 <Sanky>50 Shades of Colgate: Toothpaste romance
  153. 15:20 <Acey>50 Shades Of Matt And Trey: RPF about the secret romance of the creators of South Park.
  154. 15:20 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Me and Acey: Carrying this conversation. Then fucking it.
  155. 15:20 <Sukasa>50 shades of running things into the ground: can we stop now
  156. 15:21 <Acey>50 Shades Of Okay: Sure.
  157. 15:21 <Sanky>50 Shades of Mojibake: ³€tˆíæo ˆìæo [éöÿÿŠ
  158. 15:21 <ZeroOne>50 Shades of Nope:  
  159. 15:21 <Sanky>50 Shades of Beating the Dead Horse.
  160. 15:21 <Sukasa>^
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