bank ramble :^)

First off it's convoluted on how it works... First you download the bank. Be sure X or Y is in or else it won't work. Then you download the transfer tool. Then you use the transfer tool but you have to swap your game out with black or white. Also you can only do the first box for some reason (unless I'm an idiot) so you have to boot up your white or black version to put the pokemon you want to transfer in the box and depending on how many pokemon you want to transfer it could take forever. AFTER THAT you have swap game cards AGAIN to go back to the bank, wait for it to connect THEN move your pokemon to your whatever box you want THEN BOOT UP THE GAME THEN GO TO YOUR POKEMON LINK AND THEN YOU CAN FINALLY FUCKING SEE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT POKEMON ON THIS OLD DULL DEAD PIECE OF SHIT FRANCHISE FULL OF IDIOTIC TWATS THAT CANNOT PLAY A REAL GAME THAT INVOLVES REAL SKILL!!!!! Let me ask everyone something... DOES THIS SEEM LIKE FUN!?! LET ALONE FUCKING EFFICIENT!!! This is goes against every convenient idea imaginable... Let's talk about the "target" market here. Do you think a little kid is going to like doing this... No. Don't worry I'm not done yet! To set this up you have to swap your games three times at least. More if you have to swap your pokemon in other games or move them to the ONE BOX YOU CAN ONLY TRANSFER THEM FROM!!! Honestly swapping carts to use two different things... That kind of reminds me of Sonic and Knuckles where you lock on Sonic 3 and play Sonic 3 and Knuckles....... I'm just going to stop before I orgasm about how awesome that game is....... All you have to do is stick it on... BOOM! Sonic 3 and Knuckles YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! ... Pokemon Bank I had to swap carts 3 times to use it the first time while with Sonic I just stuck it on... That alone is more efficient, simple, straightforward and easy and this came out in 1994... Pokemon Bank came out in 2014.... That was twenty years ago... THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS TO BE SO ATROCIOUS!!!! IT'S TERRIBLE!!! IT'S GARBAGE! IT'S JUST PLAIN CLUNKY AND BROKEN! THIS IS MORE HORRIBLY DESIGNED THAN POKEMON ITSELF which leads to my last complaint.... WHY DO YOU NEED INTERNET FOR THIS!!!! UPLOAD POKEMON TO THE INTERNET!!! Yeah because stupid shit that can fuck you over doesn't happen there... IT WOULD BE MORE CONVENIENT IF THEY JUST MADE IT A DOWNLOAD TITLE WHERE YOU CAN USE AN SD CARD TO STORE ALL YOUR POKEMON.OR IF THEY REALLY WANT TO DO SOME STUPID SHIT BUT MAKE IT BETTER, MAKE SOMETHING ON THE WII U! THAT ALONE MIGHT MAKE YOUR WII U SEE NINTENDO! I honestly wouldn't mind playing 10 or 20 bucks for that but NO FUCK SIMPLE THINGS RIGHT LIKE BACKING UP DATA TO ANOTHER STORAGE DEVICE! You know... LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO!!! LET'S MAKE THIS COMPLICATED PIECE OF SHIT APP WHERE YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR 3.000 VOLCARONA'S AND WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT CHARIZARDS FOR 5 FUCKING DOLLARS A YEAR! THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST THING IN POKEMON HISTORY!!!! A complicated, slow, clunky app just to transfer your Penis nicknamed Metapods... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!!! You have to be a complete idiot, loser, pathetic no-life, a shit gamer, or nerd (or all of those) to enjoy this crappy cheap scam to make money off of those that I mentioned above. FUCK YOU POKEMON! FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!