For the election

This are all applications sent to me since i made the offer.

Choose wisely.

 

A) I'll run it better anyways, /int/ is my life I breathe dank memes, thanks

 

B) I want to run /int/ because /int/ need to be ruled with an iron hand

 

C) Konbanwa! (⌒▽⌒)☆

I am a poster from Portugal! (＾▽＾)

 

If the name field still existed I'd call myself Mitsuki. This is the first time we have a formal conversation! Hajimemashite ne!!! ＼(⌒▽⌒)

 

Saisho ni, I want to ayamaru for calling you and your friends nazi! Gomen ne! (シ_ _)シ I was chigau all along... You were only trying to do your best and help everyone have fun but I was too hateful to see it... Not anymore!

 

I have posted all over the internet for years! (*^ω^) About a decade on imageboards! I promise I will be tadashii (fair) and yasashii (nice! gentle!) and will apply the rules by the hon (book)!!! Maybe I'll do one or another crazy stunt so people have fun but I will never do it without my senpai permission! Kanarazu yo!

 

I think I can make /int/ tanoshii for minna! Tanoshii too maybe! Please pick me!!! (^_-)≡☆

 

Doumo arigato for your time! I hope you can see past my mean past and take my application seriously!

Kotaeteshite ne! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

 

D) Hello lowcard,

 

It seems that /int/ desperately misses the Hotwheels administration and would like a return to it.

 

If you promote me, I will remove all the banners, delete the CSS and ignore the board for one week. I might even implement vichan syncing again and make the board impossible to post on for days. Truly, I would be the best board owner possible.

 

Please consider my application!

 

Best,

Fredrick Brennan

8chan Administrator

 

E) Dear Kraut

 

I have a dream. If you promote me to run the board for one week, then I will accomplish many things. First I will range ban all South American IPs. Then I will start range banning various other countries I don't like such as Indonesia, Portugal, Italy, Norway, Russia, Thailand, Mexico, South Korea, Czech Republic, Slovakia and Slovenia (I can't tell which one is the one on the baltic sea so I'll just ban both of them), Turkey, Greece, France, possibly Spain depending on how I feel, Croatia, Canada, Denmark, Costa Rica and finally Singapore.

 

On top of this I'm going to add some dank CSS to the board not only to enforce our culture of memes, but also to keep the filthy third worlders out with their shitty internet speeds.

 

To finish off I'll leave you with a quote

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

Let us thrust greatness upon our humble board

 

Regards,

 

Ausfriend

 

F) Hi can I completely shit up and destroy your board volunteer for int

 

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G) So why should I get control of the board? Well, I'm one of /int/'s foremost dank mene r&d professionals. Most of the decadence OC, as well as several other ebin menes that I see reposted on a daily basis, are my creations. My portfolio includes such classics as 'IT SAYS YOUR DECADENT' and 'When the thug so smug you let out an eugh.' If instated as volunteer, my first act will to be to instate the Albanian Badass as head purger, and remove all anime decadence from the board. Slovenia has stated that he has to desire to be part of the administration; however,

even if he does not take a direct role, he will be a trusted advisor under my government regardless. In addition, in the event of any official strawpoll, the democratically chosen result WILL be instated. This includes instating the previously voted on 'No anime friday.' In terms of foreign relations, I hope to de-escalate the conflict with /sp/ while also making our relations with /bane/ more friendly. The war with /sp/ is over, the battle of the 100k get has been fought. We are both skilled in the creation of memeposting, and it's time for us to work in peace against the more undesirable elements of 8chan. In addition, /bane/ has in the past been our greatest ally, and I'm very saddened at the way our relationship has headed as of late. I know that many of our own posters are also Big Guys, and the /int/bane/ alliance must be rekindled.

 

In conclusion, I hope that with your vote (hopefully exactly 28 of them), I'll be able to usher in a return to normalcy of dank menes, and an end to serious discussion everywhere. Thank you, and stay ebin.

 

H) Dear Lowcard,

 

it has come to my attention that you need someone who can lead this board towards a better future.

As you surely know I have lead many successful campaigns on /int/ and my competent leadership brought

it into the top 10 on the boards list.

Following the old saying 'swords to plowshares' I retired and dedicated myself to other noble tasks such as shitposting.

I thought that after all this time under my benevolent ruling /int/ was ready to go on without me.

However seeing how old enemies have shown themselves to be more cunning than I ever thought them to be,

using guerrilla tactics such as weeaboo shitposting, I can not possibly continue to just remain a bystander.

 

For the good of /int/ I shall forge my plowshare back into a sword, a sword with which I shall smite these heinous creatures threatening the peace on /int/.

 

I trust you to know who is best for this board.

 

Regards,

 

Nazi Mod

 

I) Dear Highcard

 

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business.

I don’t want to rule or gas anyone. I should like to help everyone -

if possible - German, Ameriburger - Russian - Britbong. We all want to

create help one another. /int/olerants are like that. We want to live

by each other’s happiness and memes - not by each other’s misery. We

don’t want to hate and despise one another; unless some person is, of

course, a faggot. In this board there is room for everyone - everyone

except non-Anglos. The memes are rich and can provide maximum for

everyone. The way of /int/ can be free and beautiful, but we have lost

the way.

 

The GET wars against /sp/ have poisoned /int/'s soul, has barricaded

it with hate, and has shoved it into the ocean of shitposts. The well

of memes has run dry. Our civil wars have torn us apart. Decadence has

flooded us. We fight among ourselves too much and create memes too

little. More than serious discussion we need dank memes. More than

GETs we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, /int/

will be unrecognizable and all will be lost....

 

The spurdo and the kekec have brought us closer together, however, the

nature of the Albanian badass spam lingers, it cries out for

moderation - cries out for deletion of spam - for the unity of /int/.

 

To those who read this, I say - do not despair. The decadence that is

now upon us is but the passing of the civil wars - the bitterness of

those who fear the way of meme progress. The spam will pass, and

Portugal die, and the dankness they took from the memes will return to

the memes. And so long as spam dies, dank memes will never perish.

 

Best wishes,

 

Ameriburger

 

P.S

Obama did 9/11 because he was mad that he lost the 2000 election

 

J) I don't know shit about CSS or running a board. I'll probably just ban Portugal and anyone who namefags/avatarfags. Beyond that, I will do everything in my power to bolster ebin mene production and get Slovenia back.

 

-some canuck (the anglo kind, not the smelly kind)

 

K) Hello Lowcard,

 

Blessed Kraut comrade, I'd like to take up the job of running the board for a week.

 

My policies are:

> No generals

> Dank, juicy memes only

> Insufficiently dank memes = ban until my reign of power has ceased

> Cool down weebposting, but don't fully eliminate it

> Rangeban Sweden

> Rangeban Portugal

> Change CSS background to burning flag of Portugal

 

/int/ must be reminded who owns them, and while some board decisions should be democratic, you and the volunteers have the final say.

 

Your half-Kraut burger brother, Soup ♥

 

L) My hobbies include music and philosophy.

My major gripes are CP and the ones who would faciliate that content which would be the current /int/ moderation.

I have no wish to change the posting habits of the board. I will deal strictly with only CP and spam.

The only ones who will be permabanned from the board will be lowcard and whoever else is the pedophile running /int/

 

 

With love the Canadian poster who was doxxed by a global volunteer