You Wouldn't Pirate a Drunk Thespian

[19:50:19] * Med had just finished taking a shower. It was max adorbs with her scrubbing Blues and Chomps clean and it also took fucking forever for anyone who was waiting to use the bathroom. Talking with Mel earlier had made her ENERGIZED, and at some point she got the idea of maybe going OUT and doing THINGS, so wearing a towel, she looked for some crewmates to invite along!
[19:52:22] * Mackenzie is probably on deck with a Wilford that is totally not a Stoutland yet.
[19:53:03] * Melons is meloning.
[19:53:24] <Med> 1d6-1 does med find either of them on purpose?!
[19:53:31] <Med> that's a no!
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[19:54:11] * Med checks bedrooms first, though, so she probably finds a mel in her bedroom moping about impending modeling?!
[19:54:22] <Med> or, if the door is CLOSED, she at least knocks on it!
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[19:55:00] <Melons> Of course doors are closed, what crazy place do you think a boat is where we leave doors open to flap about and make a lot of sound?
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[19:57:32] <Med> knock knock!
[19:58:22] <Melons> There's a gasp before the door creeks open and Mel pokes her head out. "Hm?"
[19:59:10] <Med> "Hi! Wanna go out tonight?"
[19:59:52] <Melons> "Are you making me?"
[20:00:02] <Med> "Making you?" blinkblink
[20:00:52] <Melons> "Yes, as in pretending it's a choice when it really isn't."
[20:02:19] <Med> "Not really... it's up to you!"
[20:02:57] <Melons> "It's not really a choice?"
[20:02:59] <Med> 6d6+6+2 charm melons into wanting to go. metacoercion. except charm skills dont work on PCs. BUT IF THEY DID, JUST THINK OF THE IRONY
[20:02:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, charm melons into wanting to go. metacoercion. except charm skills dont work on PCs. BUT IF THEY DID, JUST THINK OF THE IRONY: 31 [6d6=6,2,3,5,2,5]
[20:04:00] <Med> "No, I'm not making you go! You're grown up, you can do whatever you want, silly!"
[20:04:08] <Melons> "...where are we going?
[20:04:32] <Melons> "
[20:04:49] <Med> "I dunno! I was thinking of asking other people too, but I'm up for wherever!"
[20:05:50] <Melons> "...what is 'whatever' usually?"
[20:06:32] <Med> "Huh? It's whatever!"
[20:06:47] <Melons> "Um...okay."
[20:07:50] <Med> "I'm gonna go see if anyone else wants to go... and... then I guess get dressed!"
[20:08:01] * Med goes off in search of other people!!
[20:10:25] * Mackenzie is most likely playing minimalist fetch with Wilford across the deck, while finishing up his e-mail.
[20:10:37] <Med> after a thought, Med turns around, "If you know if anyone else wants to go, invite them!" she figures that mels probably need to be told that. :(
[20:11:03] <Melons> "Um...okay."
[20:12:26] * Med eventually finds a mack, since apparently there aren't any other PCs to invite? or are there NPCs to invite?!
[20:15:42] * Mackenzie throws a stick about 6 feet, and waits about a full minute for Wilford to retrieve it
[20:18:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wilford jumps as soon as you throw it
[20:19:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He beeeends his legs, then pushes off with a burst of energy into the air, catching the frisbee before it really goes anywhere,a nd landing with a THUNK
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[20:19:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Bark."
[20:21:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He came down looking much, much bigger.
[20:22:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And his barking has become more dignified, thoughtful.
[20:25:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Meanwhile
[20:25:37] * Melons would ask Mirai if she were a thing.
[20:27:22] * Melons might literally be asking Mirai if she is a noun.
[20:28:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A search of the rooms on the ship reveals that Mirai is sleeping with a (-‿‿-✿) face, Bearington is putting his little buddies through drills to become better pirates (mostly involves alcohol), Lani is snooze, Mistral is ??? as usual, Phantasia is GO ASK BOTHER, and Auriga and her doge are crying over an accidentally burnt up chair.
[20:28:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well
[20:28:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You think it's a chair
[20:28:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It might be an ex-desk
[20:28:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> or an ex-coatrest
[20:29:59] * Med attempts to comf...wait... who are these people? she has never met them before! WELL, SHE ATTEMPTS TO COMFORT THEM ANYWAYT
[20:30:04] <Med> 6d6+6+2 COMFORT ATTACK
[20:30:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, COMFORT ATTACK: 33 [6d6=5,6,2,3,5,4]
[20:30:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You jump onto the back of the redheaded girl, who yelps in surprise, but doesn't seem to fight back or anything.
[20:30:53] * Melons lightly pokes at Mirai to try to wake her up.
[20:30:54] * Mackenzie sets down his whatever he has in hand at the moment and stands up. "Well then. you have been working hard, haven't you?" He rubs Wilford's head and maybe scratches behind his ear. "Good buy, Wilford!"
[20:31:03] <Med> that doesn't quite sound like comforting but all of the hugs
[20:31:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Growlithe next to her watches the two of you curiously, panting idly, seeming to grin.
[20:31:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga sniffs.
[20:34:08] * Melons pokes harder at Mirai. '-'
[20:35:41] <Med> "There there, it's just a couch," comfort comfort. the presumably very fiery-aura'd girl gets her head rubbed and stuff!
[20:37:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Her Aura is VERY fiery, and whirls about, although not consistently, it seems to whirl one way, then another, then scramble, you get the idea.
[20:38:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai is poked.  She starts smiling in her sleep, and then speaks.  "A little left~"
[20:38:38] * Melons pokes a little left.
[20:39:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You go from her shoulder to her collarbone.  "A liiiiittle down."
[20:39:20] * Melons pokes a little down. '-'
[20:39:55] <Med> "We're going out, wanna come with us?" :3
[20:40:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Her eyes are opening now, she grins as you poke a little above her breast.  "Liiiiittle itty tit more."
[20:41:02] * Melons pokes a little itty tit mo- wait a minute. Purple nurple. Gently? "I was actually going to see if you wanted to go out tonight with Med and apparently other people."
[20:42:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, awwww, I thought you came in to molest me."
[20:42:26] <Melons> "Maybe later."
[20:43:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Well alllll right."  She streeetches a little and sits up.  "Out where?"
[20:44:14] <Melons> Shurg. "'Whatever' is all I got."
[20:44:27] <Melons> "Specifically the being up of for 'whatever.'"
[20:47:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Sure then, I guess!"  She nods.
[20:47:31] <Melons> "Oh..cool..."
[20:48:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> MEANWHILE
[20:48:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga looks to Med, and then blinks a few times.  "Wait, who are you?"
[20:49:00] <Med> "I'm Med Mizou... who're you?" '-'
[20:49:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Auuuuu..."  she shakes her head.  "Auriga."
[20:50:17] <Med> "Nice to meet you!" :3
[20:54:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She sniffs, then shakes her head a little, composing herself.  "Yeah, sure."
[20:57:13] * Med takes that as 'I want to go.'
[20:57:21] <Med> "That's the spirit!" :D
[20:57:40] <Med> "I'm gonna go see if anyone's on the deck. Wanna come?~"
[21:00:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "E-er...no.  W-why would I?"  She turns away, with a bit of a "H-hmph".
[21:01:00] <Med> "Huh? Why not?"
[21:04:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I-I'll be fine."
[21:06:00] <Med> "Well... if you say so!"
[21:06:28] * Med gives her a headpat, and goes to the ship's deck!
[21:09:29] * Melons is just going to wait until Med goes to get them while she quietly tries to weigh the pros and cons of socializing versus molesting.
[21:10:23] * Mackenzie is doing "give dogs attention" stuff with Wilford, who is a lot larger than he used to be.
[21:12:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And suddenly a bit more patient and less energetic
[21:12:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Still a cool guy, though.
[21:12:22] <Med> "Hi, Mackers!"
[21:12:25] * Med waves!
[21:12:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai puts her arms behind her, and leeeeans on them.
[21:18:05] * Melons is all pretty busy being apprehensive as fuck about the morning.
[21:19:34] <Mackenzie> "Oh, hello Med.  Good news:  We have some greater firepower for any potential scuffle tomorrow."  He motions to the big ol Wilford
[21:22:24] <Med> "Wow! A lot of our pokemon seem to be evolving recently! I guess that's a good sign!"
[21:23:10] <Mackenzie> "Don't forget, I'm not the only one with a newly evolved pokemon."
[21:23:56] <Med> "Yeah... I still need to ask Lani if we can requisition more food and stuff... I think Chomps ate it all already..."
[21:26:41] <Mackenzie> "Hmm...  Yes, that is going to be a fresh problem to be addressed.  Wilford seems much more receptive and poised, though.  I think he'll be much more receptive to training to become a show dog, or a good Tough contest dog.  He exhibits the kind of dignity and pride befitting a more effective fighting style, as well."
[21:30:33] <Med> "Uh... Chomps is more of a handful!" she says, maybe a little nervously. She's definitely giggling at the presented fact. The dragon was likely stronger after evolving, that much was certainly true, but that didn't exactly make her easier to control!
[21:31:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wilford gives a stately bark in agreement.
[21:34:26] <Med> "So... wanna go out? I've invited Mel, but I don't know if anyone else is going..."
[21:36:36] <Mackenzie> "Sure!  It'll be good to get out and see the town some more, before tomorrow.  Did you have anything in mind?"
[21:39:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai gets up and starts dragging Mel by the arm.  "Let's gooooo."
[21:39:50] <Melons> "Ah! O-Okay...They're probably...somewhere..."
[21:42:26] <Med> "Not really, I just want to go out and do things!"
[21:42:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai heads up to deck to meet Mack and Med
[21:43:10] * Melons is regretting all of this happening but doesn't resist very much.
[21:43:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai and Mel pop up onto the deck, Mirai pulling Mel along by the hand.  "Hi!"
[21:45:39] <Med> "Hi!" wave~
[21:46:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wave.  "Where are we going?"
[21:46:42] * Melons gives the vaunted Nod of Acknowledgement.
[21:54:57] <Med> "I dunno... we could go bar hopping, if we could sneak you in, or, like... skinny dipping!" seriously, what else would people do for fun in ark city for fun?
[21:55:37] <Melons> "...isn't that just like...normal swimming here?...also, what?" What? No, really, what?
[21:55:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Bar hopping?  Hmmm~!  Interesting, but I think I'm too young and cute to get in.  I'm okay with skinny dipping, though~"
[21:57:29] * Med shrugs. "I was kinda hoping Mako'd be going with us! I've never been to Ark City before!"
[21:58:01] <Melons> Is Mirai implying I'm old and ugly? OH GOD, THE WORDS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?! Mel gets lost in thought.
[21:59:27] <Med> "And I bet we could sneak you in! I mean, I kinda doubt everyone carries ID on them in this town."
[22:00:11] <Melons> "I do have Sleight...it wouldn't even be fair..."
[22:07:08] <Melons> "Or Med could probably get any doorman to let you in..."
[22:07:26] <Med> "I could?" blinkblink.
[22:09:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Ah, I see~!"
[22:09:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "She's cuter than I am!"
[22:09:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "And wont' fall to being carded!"
[22:09:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "So they'll assume I'm older than her~!"
[22:10:05] <Melons> "And, assuming they're men, she can guilt them into asking a woman her age!"
[22:10:22] <Med> "But... I am old enough to drink..."
[22:11:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "That's the point!  You are old enough to drink, but you look younger than I am!"
[22:11:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai claps her hands
[22:13:21] <Med> "Should I go get my ID then? And clothes?" totes still in a towel.
[22:13:56] <Med> it'd probably have comically fallen off by some point if med gave a shit about being naked, so she could react to that in an embarassed way, but she doesn't, so it'd just be like, woops, better catch it before it falls off the ship.
[22:14:08] <Melons> "...I don't even know how to answer that in this town."
[22:14:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "You should at least get something to cover your lower half!"
[22:14:34] <Mackenzie> "...I am a celebrity, you know..."
[22:14:50] <Mackenzie> "If it's getting into a bar you're after."
[22:15:12] <Melons> "Oh..right...that...that is also a route...but then you bring more attention to us even afterwards..."
[22:15:21] <Med> "Yeah, I was about to say that! Mack could probably get us into anyplace we wanted to go!"
[22:15:45] <Med> "I'll be right back!"
[22:15:54] * Med goes to put CLOTHES on. holy shit what are THOSE.
[22:18:06] <Melons> If Mack is percepti-...if Mack at least possesses the social acuity to occasionally glance at people he's consorting with, he may notice Mel going back and forth between avoiding his gaze and staring at him. That might be a pretty big if.
[22:18:45] <Mackenzie> 1d6+1 But HOW big?
[22:18:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, But HOW big?: 2 [1d6=1]
[22:18:51] <Mackenzie> Pretty big.
[22:21:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai is READY TO GO
[22:21:36] <Melons> Melanie is ready but RELUCTANT TO GO.
[22:23:29] * Mackenzie is ready to go, and more clothed than he was earlier. Probably just prefers it that way despite the openness to not wearing as much.
[22:23:43] * Med oh right, Med actually has clothes. She returns wearing a short black skirt, fashionably long white stockings, black shoes, and a black top that fails to conceal her midriff or her shoulders, and a black cloth wristband thingy. it's all frilly as fuck and adorable.
[22:24:08] <Melons> Stealth clothing is socially acceptable, right?
[22:24:34] * Med considers Mel.
[22:24:39] <Med> "Do you wanna borrow something?"
[22:24:53] <Melons> "...what?"
[22:25:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Totally.  Mirai's wearing one of her usual dresses, light blue today, with a matching light blue flower in her hair.
[22:26:03] <Med> "Just... a catsuit seems like a silly thing to go out in!" stealth clothes WERE basically catsuits right?
[22:26:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...bassically.
[22:26:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Whatever bassic is.
[22:27:25] * Melons stares at Med and puts her hands up over her head as the worst impression of cat ears ever. "...catsuit?"
[22:28:34] <Med> "I think I have cat ears somewhere, if you wanna make it a literal catsuit, but that'd just be goofier!"
[22:29:07] * Melons glances to Mirai, her confusion quite obvious.
[22:29:56] <Theo> (Yessssss, we always need more catears)
[22:35:12] <Melons> "...I don't understand the question..or most of the words in this context..."
[22:35:35] <Med> "You're... wearing a catsuit. It's what spies wear in movies."
[22:35:53] <Melons> "But...what does it have to do...with cats..."
[22:36:20] <Med> "Uh... I think it's a metaphor. Girls are cats."
[22:36:50] <Theo> (Also, http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/10/16/the-ear-and-meow/)
[22:37:36] <Melons> "...are you telling me I should change? IS that what you're doing?"
[22:37:56] * Maya is now known as Kain
[22:38:42] <Med> "Well, it's just, girls don't usually go to bars in catsuits unless it's halloween... and... usually not even then!"
[22:38:43] <Mackenzie> "I'm telling you--collectively--that we're wasting time we could be having fun!"
[22:39:08] * Med thinks dressing up melons could be fun :(
[22:40:02] <Melons> "The man has a point. It won't matter after alcohol happens!" And people won't mock me. Hopefully. Please. "...or maybe the fact that he's an actor will make people think something there's a spy movie."
[22:41:17] <Med> "Okay!~"
[22:41:49] <Melons> -something
[22:43:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai, while this all has been happening, snuck belowdecks and now pops up above deck and puts a pair of cat ears on Mel.  "There! Let's go."
[22:43:43] <Melons> "...or maybe they'll just think I'm some weirdo and hopefully leave me alone."
[22:44:27] * Med giggles at catgirl melons. "Yeah!"
[22:44:55] <Melons> "...why did you even have these...?"
[22:45:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I took 'em from Med's room."
[22:46:10] <Med> "They're cute, meow~" she totes does a kitty cat pose thingy. even though she's not the one wearing the ears.
[22:46:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Meow~"
[22:46:59] <Melons> "Whatever, meow let's go get drunk."
[22:47:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "That's the spirit!"
[22:48:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And so you all head off to get drunk!  Unfortunately Aori can't stay up, got class in the morning. Reason I do Wednesdays is because Thursday morning is usually the only morning I don't have to get up eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarly
[22:49:36] <Med> we could pick this up a later time, or just have mirai pass out?!
[22:49:45] <Med> or just
[22:50:00] <Med> go with the irony of having spent two hours or so roleplaying getting ready to go get drunk and never actually roleplay the drunkening
[22:50:26] <Melons> [21:02:19] <+Melons> and then the whole mini was just trying to get people to go have fun and we never got to that part
[22:50:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to find a local place, not all too crowded, and manage to get Mirai in through some means or another
[22:50:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> it turns out though
[22:50:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That she's a superlightweight
[22:51:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> and
[22:51:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> totally passes out on Mel's shoulder.
[22:53:28] <Melons> Mel downs a shot of vodka, frowns, and goes back to awkwardly staring between Med and Mack.
[22:53:52] * Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Aori_Radisleep
[22:54:23] <Med> "Aw, Mirai's adorable!" Med comments whenever she notices the sleeping girl. She's probably drinking something super fucking girly.
[22:56:11] <Melons> "Well duh..."
[22:58:40] <~Aori_Radisleep> Mirai took a long island iced tea because she wasn't a wimp
[22:58:46] <~Aori_Radisleep> Look where that got her.
[22:59:00] <Melons> "So Mackerel...how's your movie coming along?"
[23:05:44] <~Aori_Radisleep> The place is made of a sturdy combination of metal and steel, with no gap between wooden boards not reinforced by some kind of black metal.  The waitresses and waiters have a brown and black uniform, all the waitresses wearing their hair in buns.  This place is surprisingly quiet and professional.  There are a few groups, and some of them might individually be noisy, but you can hear
[23:05:45] <~Aori_Radisleep> the echo of the steps of the workers walking around the place, regardless.
[23:28:12] <Mackenzie> "Oh, I'm not sure if I really want to put my name on it.  The characterization is just abysmal for most of the cast, except for the main character and his girl.  I'm sure I could have it as a good example of my ability to act as a master of combat and carrying otehrs to victory."
[23:30:06] <Melons> "Oh right, you missed when I valiantly saved your girlfriend from drowning, while you took a nap or some such.!"
[23:33:02] <Med> "Wait, you did?"
[23:34:21] <Melons> "Hm? Oh, yeah. That was when your Chomps and my Koa evolved 'cuz something tried pulling us under."
[23:36:42] <Med> "I didn't know that! Um... thanks!" she is all, like, speechless. people keep SAVING HER. :(
[23:37:57] <Melons> Mel rubs her head and looks away. "No thanks, I mean it's our job after all..."
[23:38:49] * Mackenzie has been taking shots of hard liquor. And apparently it has its biggest impact on his choice of what to say and not say, than his mannerisms or articulation. "And what's Mako still got his manties in a twist for? I've done all I know to get that ass to stop being so pissy all day."
[23:40:06] <Melons> "Ummm..." She whispers to Med. "Am I missing something?"
[23:40:13] <Mackenzie> "And is that good enough for him?  Heeellllllllll no, let's just be whiny and reclusive some more, that gets shit done."
[23:42:02] <Med> "I think he's drunk," she whispers back.
[23:42:17] <Melons> "Nono, I mean the pissy part."
[23:44:55] <Med> "I dunno... maybe they got into a fight!"
[23:46:37] <Melons> No more whispers. "Sooooooo Mackeeeeeeeenzie...just how shitty is Mako?"
[23:47:00] <Mackenzie> "Sure we had a bit of a squabble when I poked fun about his performance in our first gym battle, but he honestly asked for it after leaving Cindy to get thrashed.  And can he just let it fucking go?  Nah, let's just hold a pointless grudge for a million years, because that's what grown men do."
[23:47:50] <Melons> "Yes, grown men definitely spout shit about the inconsequential actions of others, especially in their absence." Nodnod.
[23:56:06] <Mackenzie> Is Mack even acknowledging you guys any more?  Is he aware that he's in a place that exists?  Who knows?  "Well whatever.  When he wants to get over himself, I'll be glad to have him willing to be helpful again."
[23:56:12] * Nelson is now known as zoofman
[23:57:32] * Theo is now known as Ramiel
[23:58:36] <Melons> "Mack you sound like you might be a little full of shit."
[23:59:27] <Med> "Mack, I think you drank a little too much..."
[23:59:56] <Mackenzie> "At least Lysandr and Lesia...  Lesi...  Les, are cooperative when they need to do something in particular."
Session Time: Wed Nov 13 00:00:00 2013
[00:02:43] <Melons> "Except that time the second one was shooting at us during our first pirate fight."
[00:03:12] <Melons> "And that time we haven't had the first with us very long."
[00:06:41] <Med> "Wh-why are you fighting... I just wanted to have fun..." oh god she's going to cry. and she's a tipsy empath so you can feel the fact she's going to cry!
[00:07:29] <Melons> "To be fair, he's fighting people that aren't here and I'm mocking him. Is that not fun?"
[00:10:29] * Med shakes her head, although the gesture is somewhat redundant. Mel is made perfectly aware that Med isn't having fun!
[00:12:35] <Melons> "...the answer isn't to drink more, is it?" She pounds another shot nonetheless.
[00:19:23] <Melons> "Well if it's not, how about playin' dress-up with light-weight here?"
[00:21:28] <Med> "Huh?"
[00:22:56] <Melons> "This one." She points at Mirai snoozing on her shoulder.
[00:24:36] <Med> "Dress-up? But she's asleep." @_@
[00:24:47] <Melons> "Yeah, it was a joke."
[00:25:40] <Melons> "I'd still feel uncomfortable doing it with her awake and without anyone else being there, no way in hell am I doing it to make sad Med happy. But I can say it as a joke, right?"
[00:25:54] <Med> "It's a huge pain when they're asleep, and... o-oh..."
[00:27:18] <Melons> "Wait...you've done this before?"
[00:28:18] <Med> "Y-yeah, I-I mean... s-sort of..."
[00:28:43] <Melons> Stare.
[00:29:47] <Melons> "For...fun?"
[00:30:13] <Med> "Well, uh... we just thought it'd be funny..."
[00:30:40] <Mackenzie> "Meh.  I'm not fighting with anyone.  Just talking.  This stuff's been bothering me.  I want us to be more cooperative, the whole team.  I don't want the next big fight to be the one that gets somebody killed."
[00:31:41] <Med> "A-and my clothes fit him really well, a-and..."
[00:33:52] <Melons> "...him..."
[00:34:18] <Mackenzie> "I mean, every time there's been an impotant fight, someone always gets messed up.  What if that didn't have to happen, if we fought as a better team?"
[00:34:54] <Melons> "Yes, what if we COULD be a better team without having to get over our-...sorry Med..."
[00:41:44] <Med> "I dunno why you're getting mad at each other... I'm the useless one..." sadmed go
[00:45:43] <Melons> "Meeeeeeed. Come baaaaaack."
[00:53:21] <Med> "Huh?" :(
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[00:53:40] <Melons> "Not Mope. Don't be Mope. Be Med."
[00:56:24] <Med> "But... you guys should've had... any of my siblings would've been better than me... Jake would've been better than me..."
[00:57:19] <Melons> "I don't know any of those fucks but they don't sound as approachable."
[00:57:28] <Melons> "Ain't that right, Mackerel?"
[00:58:29] <Med> "They're better than me." ._. "They could fight those... stupid... shadow things!!" >:O
[00:59:04] <Melons> "But you've fought shadow things...maybe not the ghost...but other things...I think...right? Yeah."
[01:03:59] <Med> "They wouldn't be scared..."
[01:04:21] <Melons> "So?"
[01:05:13] <Med> "Whenever I see them, I want to run away... how's that for useful!"
[01:05:44] <Melons> "Aaaaaand you think they didn't feel that at some point? Or that others of us on the team, who shall remain nameless, don't still feel that way?"
[01:05:55] <Melons> "Duuuuuuuuumb!"
[01:06:26] <Med> "B-but... I did run away... a-and I might do it again..."
[01:07:13] <Melons> "Then...I dunno, think of Mack or something. Maybe what he would do. Not in a strategy way. But in an acting way."
[01:07:36] <Melons> "Fake it till you make it and all. Even if that's never."
[01:07:50] <Med> "No... it's... they get inside me..."
[01:08:08] <Med> "I still remember what they said... I don't want to remember it anymore..."
[01:09:15] <Melons> "Oh, so an extra-reality terror that gnaws at your soul? I drink to repress those."
[01:11:48] <Med> "I don't wanna think those thoughts anymore... so why do I keep having to hear them..."
[01:12:30] <Melons> "With a-l-c-h-o-o-...wait..no...a-l-c-o-l-o-l...yeah."
[01:13:01] <Med> "Yeah... m-maybe you're right..."
[01:13:05] * Med drinks more o/~
[01:15:31] <Melons> "Damn right! I'm takin' lightey home, make sure Grumps Mackenzie doesn't get in any fights." She grins and stumbles to her feet.
[01:16:00] <Med> "W-wait, d-don't go!"
[01:16:16] <Melons> "But I have to strip in the morning or something..."
[01:16:31] <Mackenzie> "Do you think I'm not ever scared of this stuff?  How all our fights are always close scrapes, and any of us might not make out alive?  I'm always, constantly worrying about us making it out.  And how we don't all really see eye to eye with each other.  And that someone might...  Not care about the well being of one of us in favor of themselves, because of some grudge or something.  I
[01:16:31] <Mackenzie> feel like I've said that or something..."
[01:17:40] <Mackenzie> "We're all kinda incompetent, in some way...  That's why we're a team."
[01:18:56] <Melons> "Sure thing, Captain. Worst of the worst is we!" She struggles to get Mirai into a position that she can be moved. This may be difficult.
[01:18:59] <Med> "B-but you're my only friend!" she grabs Mel. that will keep Mel from leaving, right? also, unlike Mel, Med is not some superacrobat who can manage to stand even while drunk.
[01:19:06] <Med> so it probably ends up awful.
[01:19:49] <Melons> Mel grabs the table to keep Mirai from thudding on something from the grab. "Erm...w-what about your boyfriend? Ain't he your friend?"
[01:20:44] <Med> "I-I don't even know him that well... I'm just dating him 'cause he's hot..." because he's not totally in earshot of her. drunkmed powers go.
[01:20:58] <Melons> "Also that's only becau- wait I'm sure you've mentioned other friends..."
[01:22:15] <Med> "I don't get to see them anymore..." sadmed is sad.
[01:23:15] <Melons> "...have you even gotten to know anyone else that well on the ship? There are lots of them. If I'm you're only friend, that's sad for you...and sad for me..."
[01:25:01] <Med> "I don't think Mako or Lys like me... and Les never leaves her room... and I don't know Mirai that well... and Lani's really distant..."
[01:27:25] <Melons> "There's still Porty, Arugula, and Ghostface. Also I don't think Lys hates anyone. He doesn't same hatey. Also Mako is kind of a poop anyways, so you SHOULD annoy him anyway. And Les is just...terrible...soooo...maybe cling to the ni- well not that nice...maybe cling to the hot movie man instead so I can get Mirai home?"
[01:29:38] <Mackenzie> "I feel like I'm the only person on the ship that gives a fuck about what our job is here, and nobody even wants to hear it without shrugging me off like the paid idiot.  I know I'm not the brightest bulb to pick for organizing a group, but nobody else seems to be fuckin putting any effort into it, instead of just waltzing through everything haphazardly like it's a pleasure cruise."
[01:30:45] <Melons> "Maybe tell the hot movie man that some of us had that epiphany at the last island while he was still harboring grudges?"
[01:32:55] <Med> "I know what our job is... and I don't want to do it... why do I have to do it..."
[01:33:44] <Mackenzie> "Either way, Jennifer will help me get my shit in order...  Or kill me...  Either one's a blessing at this point, really."
[01:35:49] <Med> "I quit!" is what Med wants to say, full of determination and anger and fire!
[01:35:59] <Med> unfortunately it comes out as a mumble.
[01:36:02] * Med totes just passed out on a melons.
[01:36:16] <Melons> "...well...you don't have to do it...but apparently I prefer godhunting or being hunted by one to being bored myself, so apparently I'm not the best to give advice, hm?" She slips away from drunkmed's grasp and puts her back next to Mack. "Now have a nice night and all that, maybe...oh...you're both mopey...well, I sure as fuck am not prepared to handle the both of you and the one that might be able to is asleep...so...good luck?" She sets to sliding Mirai carefully onto her back and escaping.
[01:38:24] * Med totes asleep.
[01:39:48] * Mackenzie pokes Med. "Hey."
[01:40:56] <Med> zzz
[01:41:13] * Mackenzie poke poke. "Hellloooooooooo."
[01:41:24] * Med snores~
[01:43:18] <Mackenzie> "...*mumble mumble* do everything around here..."  He then probably puts a Med over his back awkwardly and stumbles back to the ship, maybe succeeding, maybe not.  Maybe he passes out in the street and they both tumble into the water and drown.  Who knows!