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Mystery Rap V2 (Parody of the DK Rap)

a guest Feb 21st, 2015 267 Never
  1. H-H-H...Here we go!
  2. So they're finally here, performing for you
  3. If you know the words, you can join in too
  4. Put your hands together if you want to clap
  5. As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
  6. D. P. Dipper Pines!
  7.  
  8. (Stan)
  9. He's the dealer of the bunch. You know him well.
  10. He's finally back to make a sale!
  11. His Caliber Gun can fire in spurts
  12. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
  13. He's bigger! cheaper! and sleazier too!
  14. He's the first member of the Mystery crew!
  15. D. P.! Dipper Pines! HEY!
  16. D. P.! Dipper Pines is here!
  17.  
  18. (Wendy)
  19. This Girls's got style, so listen up guys
  20. She can get her axe, it's no surprise!
  21. She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
  22. She can cut logs down and climb up trees!
  23. If you choose her, you no need to slack
  24. With a slash and a chop, she's ONE COOL JACK!
  25. D. P.! Dipper Pines!
  26.  
  27. (Mabel)
  28. She has no style, she has no beauty
  29. This Girl...is pretty qt
  30. She can set dates when she wants to
  31. And sing bad music just for you!
  32. She makes cool sweaters with all kinds of designs
  33. This cra-zy Kid has a fatty swine HEY!
  34. D. P.! (D. P.!) Dipper Pines!
  35. D. P.! Dipper Pines is here!
  36.  
  37. (Dipper)
  38. He's finally here, about time, too
  39. And this time, he's in the mood!
  40. He can beat tough foes, with his Mystery Journal 
  41. He barely sleeps, almost nocturnal!
  42. He can make you laugh, when he acts like a loon 
  43. But, Monsters beware
  44. 'cause he's after you!
  45. D. P.! Dipper Pines!
  46. D. P.! Dipper Pines!
  47.  
  48. (Soos)
  49. And lastly, he's here for you!
  50. It's the LAST member of the Mystery crew!
  51. This Guy's so handy, it isn't funny!
  52. Can make a Yandere, want to be his Honey!
  53. He can mop a floor with relative ease
  54. Makes fixing tables seem such a breeze
  55. He may move slow; he might be rude,
  56. But this fixer's one heck of a dude!
  57.  
  58. Come on Gucket!
  59. Take it to the stage!
  60.  
  61. Goblins, Zombies, and Triangle Eyes
  62. Bats, Hauntings, Vampires and other bad guys!
  63. Goblins, Zombies, and Triangle Eyes
  64. Bats, Hauntings, Vampires and other bad guys!
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