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<Ungeheuer> Good evening HSE.

<HSE> good evening ungeheuer!

<HSE> and everybody else for that matter

<HSE> how are you?

<hipsterfaggot> i need to buy another cat.  maybe then i'd feel less like shit

<hipsterfaggot> hello hse

<Dilbert> no then you'll be down for morer money

<Manlyburger> hello

<FoulFagus> I'm good.

<Dilbert> and cats are assholes

<HSE> sell your cat

<Dilbert> sell your semen

<hipsterfaggot> i already have like at least a month's worth of cat food lying around

<HSE> inefficient

<FoulFagus> I miss my cat. Havent seen him in a month.

<hipsterfaggot> my old cat wasn't an asshole

<HSE> hey do you guys know if doodleanon is still taking requests

<Ungeheuer> Not for lands

<hipsterfaggot> well she was but she made me less depressed

<hipsterfaggot> which was good

<Dilbert> gym therapy get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped

<HSE> I need him to queue up some porrim snuff

<HSE> mmm yes

<HSE> I've already added that as a tag on Kanayabooru in anticipation for more material

<Dilbert> draw me aa bassline

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<FoulFagus> Wait Kanayabooru is back?

<HSE> it's been back for a month or so

<Dilbert> I want to get money and commision ridiculous things

<Dilbert> And frame them

<HSE> http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php

<Dilbert> With a little plaque at the bottom of the frame with the filename on it

<HSE> I wonder if I should stick with consistent methods or get creative

<HSE> all asphyxiation, or no?

<HSE> what do you think

<Ungeheuer> Needs more ironic deaths.

<FoulFagus> I should comission that thing i've wanted forever

<FoulFagus> like over a year now

<HSE> but burning to death is so boooring

<Dilbert> Injection of two chemicals that react and form a strong acid

<FoulFagus> Asphyxiation makes me uncomfortable

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<Dilbert> One in each arm

<HSE> that's a good idea

<Dilbert> krokodil

<Ungeheuer> How about lethal infections from getting pierced

<HSE> hahaha

<FoulFagus> Like, i really can't get into porn with asphyxiation in it.

<Ungeheuer> Or having her pierced and torn apart, à la Hellraiser

<FoulFagus> Fucked to death with the blade-dildo from Se7en?

<HSE> I don't want porn either

<FoulFagus> Or is that too obvious?

<Ungeheuer> Goes will with their religious theme, too!

<Mozai> not getting hard from porn with a risk of death of the actors?  scrub.

<FoulFagus> Drowned in cum.

<Mozai> you just aren't EXXXTREME

<HSE> no ungeheuer I want to focus on death, not sadism

<FoulFagus> I was mostly talking about written porn

<HSE> foulfagus that would imply Porrim had enough taste to focus on penises

<Ungeheuer> Being torn to shreds in an instant is pretty deadly

<FoulFagus> but yeah. How about regular porn but afterwards the actors play russian roulette

<HSE> she should be dcapitated in a vagina-shaped crevasse

<FoulFagus> drowned in a pool of semen and vagjuice

<HSE> no semen

<Mozai> There's nicer ways for asphyxiation.  I dated a girl who would act in videos where she'd inflate balloons, until she pretended to pass out.  And this was sold as porn.  *shrug*

<HSE> what

<FoulFagus> but she's bi unlike kanaa

<FoulFagus> kanaya*

<FoulFagus> oh yeah I remember you telling us about this

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<HSE> I don't want any pleasure or pain to be derived from her death or the viewers of such

<Ungeheuer> What if all the pre-scratch trolls hve vaginas and all the post-scratch ones have pensises

<Kaos-Machina> I'm convinced that if you replaced 30-50 percent of hsg posts with a chatbot

<Kaos-Machina> no one would notice the difference

<FoulFagus> Oh you know what I really hate and do not get AT ALL? fucking "tits squeezed so much that they're really purple"

<FoulFagus> Like, Ugh no!

<HSE> ungeheuer: that solves everything

<FoulFagus> Swelling from restricted bloodblow is gross

<FoulFagus> bloodflow*

<HSE> blooblow...

<HSE> hmm I like it

<HSE> I'll have her broken in half

<HSE> brb

<some_guy> oh dear

<FoulFagus> Wait what is she doing? Commissioning art of Porrim being sexually tortured to death?

<Kaos-Machina> >reads backlog

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<Kaos-Machina> maybe

<HSE> sexually? TORTURED?

<HSE> jesus no

<Kaos-Machina> maybe I should abscond

<Bbublbm> .hsg

<HSG> http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/40876104

<HSE> I'm trying to commision art of her being killed nonsexually

<HSE> don't be so perverse

<FoulFagus> Oh. Why not torture?

<Mozai> you don't want her martyred, you just want her destroyed.

<HSE> exactly

<Kaos-Machina> .quote add

<Kaos-Machina> <HSE> I'm trying to commision art of her being killed nonsexually<HSE> don't be so perverse

<HSE> torture glorifies the principles Porrim embodies, which is counterproductive to the idea of seeing her killed

<Kaos-Machina> fuck

<Kaos-Machina> .quote add <HSE> I'm trying to commision art of her being killed nonsexually<HSE> don't be so perverse

<Quotes> [Quote] Added quote #420 by Kaos-Machina

<Quotes> [Quote] <HSE> I'm trying to commision art of her being killed nonsexually<HSE> don't be so perverse

<RLabs> hse: commission porrim dying peacefully of old age

<Kaos-Machina> .quote read 419

<Quotes> [Quote] #419 added by Cheesydicks 16 hours, 2 minutes, 22 seconds ago.

<Quotes> [Quote] <FoulFagus> only 1 more year till john is legal

<HSE> 420 smoke HSE every day every night

<Kaos-Machina> .quote read 413

<Quotes> [Quote] #413 added by lmotep 2 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes, 58 seconds ago.

<Quotes> [Quote] <T3R3Z1> the semen incident

<HSE> .quote read 404

<Quotes> [Quote] #404 added by pfaff 1 weeks, 1 days, 1 hours, 20 minutes, 39 seconds ago.

<Quotes> [Quote] Fast Fact time with HSE: <HSExpertise> women don't ejaculate eggs

<HSE> every time

<T3R3Z1> lol

<some_guy> .quote read 1

<Quotes> [Quote] #1 added by pfaff 22 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 36 minutes, 32 seconds ago.

<Quotes> [Quote] <+HSExpertise> is it weird that I prefer semi-flaccid penises to erect ones? they look delicious, like meaty sausages that you can suckle

<FoulFagus> guys

<FoulFagus> John is legal this year!

<HSE> ok

<FoulFagus> like 2012

<HSE> who would want to have sex with John

<HSE> he's a dick

<pfaff> what state are they in though

<HSE> quantum plot entanglement

<Hunter> quantum cock docking

<Hunter> its both gay and not gay at the same time

<FoulFagus> What if you had Porrim tortured to death, but made the public think she died of auto-erotic asphyxiation while watching CP

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<FoulFagus> like, torture her but subversively taint her memory to avoid making her a martyr

<HSE> the fact that she feels any pain at all, again, defeats the purpose

<FoulFagus> It does?

<HSE> yes

<Kaos-Machina> what purpose is that

<FoulFagus> Just for the record, if you wanted to kill me in the same way/for the same reasons, please just shoot me and don't smother me. I think that might be a fear of mine.

<some_guy> so you want to just take her out back and shoot her in a shed

<HSE> optimally I would like a flipbook of Porrims being killed by increasingly efficient means

<HSE> 64 pages

<HSE> 64 chapters rather

<Kaos-Machina> have you tried guiotene yet

<HSE> strangulation, suffocation, decapitation, burning, drowning, freezing, pulverizing, and being dropped from a height can be the primary killing methods

<Kaos-Machina> *guillotine?

<HSE> that can be a segment in chapter 3: decapitation

<Kaos-Machina> it's fabulously efficient and simple

<Kaos-Machina> man your hateladyboner for porrim is pretty impressive

<HSE> hate ulcer

<HSE> there is nothing sexual about the procedure

<Kaos-Machina> there's nothing sexual about the term

<HSE> speaking of ulcers, I had Moxie for the first time today

<Kaos-Machina> well, nothing sexual meant anyway

<HSE> Maine is a wacky state!

<HSE> have any of you tried Moxie before?

<FoulFagus> what about lethal injection. or Avada Kedavra

<FoulFagus> I think avada kedavra would be the most efficient.

<FoulFagus> I've heard of moxie. But no.

<Kaos-Machina> would spontanious combustion be a viable option

<Kaos-Machina> I mean it's not instant but still

<Hunter> wait y are we executing fagus

<HSE> "miscelaneous" can take the place of drowning, seeing as drowning is all too similar to the overarching principle of oxygen deprivation covered by suffocation

<FoulFagus> Are you <3< for Porrim

<HSE> no we're executing Whorrim

<FoulFagus> You're like um

<FoulFagus> I forget his name

<FoulFagus> the evil guy in the Purim story.

<FoulFagus> Whatever some douchebag who was murdered by ancient jews.

<HSE> is there a symbol for platonic hate

<HSE> Jesus?

<HSE> oh

<HSE> how about HSE >< Porrim

<FoulFagus> Yeah no not Jesus. And Jesus wasn't murdered fool.

<atomic> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma4m26xHHE1rp5jfvo1_400.jpg

<FoulFagus> He was legally executed for heresy.

<Grimlock1> atomic, what

<Kaos-Machina> nah you're pretty solidly <3< brah

<HSE> excuse me

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<Kaos-Machina> just sayin'

<Hunter> HSE would betray her deepest beliefs to watch porrim suffer a stubbed toe

<HSE> the very accusation fills me with distaste, more than usual

<HSE> no hunter that is untrue

<Kaos-Machina> you are writing fiction and obsessing over her you hate her so much

<Grimlock1> hse

<HSE> that hate is not sexual

<Kaos-Machina> that's the definition of <3< in my understanding

<FoulFagus> You hate Porrim as much as I hate Ayn Rand admit it

<Grimlock1> you commissioned someone to draw porrim asyphxiating on a condom

<Kaos-Machina> it doesn't have to be sexual

<Hunter> HSE <3< Porrim is so blackrom it tracsends the quadrants themsleves

<Grimlock1> I'd say that's obsession

<HSE> you have to remember that this character coincidentally embodies the principles I loathe

<Kaos-Machina> who says it's coincidental

<Hunter> HSE and Porrim are the anti sufferer<3Disciple

<Mozai> You could say that Porrim Maryam... is HSE's nemesis.

<HSE> <3< is sexual by definition, it's in a reproductive column

<FoulFagus> to take a page from the book of Karkat and Sollux's first pesterlog, I hate hate Ayn Rand more than I hate MYSELF

<Kaos-Machina> considering you love kanaya and she's supposed to be anti-kanaya

<Hunter> HSE <3< Porrim is the last shit

<Hunter> ship*

<HSE> you know why?

<Kaos-Machina> like, anti-early-kanaya

<HSE> everything past that is so caliginous you can't even SEE

<HSE> ohhhhh

<HSE> kaos-machina I doubt Hussie knew or cared enough about me to deliberately engineer a throw-away character with the sole purpose of rustling me

<Kaos-Machina> that's

<Hunter> maybe he did

<Kaos-Machina> not what I mean

<Kaos-Machina> t

<Hunter> hussie loves messing with the fans

<Kaos-Machina> I mean she was deliberately the opposite of the principles you loathe

<Kaos-Machina> not that it was made with you in mind

<Kaos-Machina> er

<HSE> well yeah that much is obvious

<Kaos-Machina> you know what I mean

<Kaos-Machina> t

<HSE> yes

<Kaos-Machina> thus it was not a coincidence

<HSE> why do you keep posting "t" homie

<HSE> is that a middle finger emoticon

<Kaos-Machina> I meant to say meant and not mean

<HSE> are you sassing me

<Hunter> t and enter are sepparate hands

<Hunter> sometimes you hit one before the other

<FoulFagus> Homie?

<ipgd> >not hunt and peck master race

<FoulFagus> >not post-hunt-and-peck

<Hunter> >not auto predict using gods

<HSE> you're right, homie was probably inappropriate

<Kaos-Machina> is that the official term for onefinger typing

<HSE> yes

<ipgd> i type with only my index fingers and my thumb

<ipgd> thumbs

<FoulFagus> Like, I was shit at elementary school typing class, but at this point as long as the keyboard and my hands are in the bottom of my peripheral vision I can do fine

<Hunter> >left hand typing master-bate race

<HSE> that raises a very important question

<FoulFagus> Wait, what hand do most people fap with?

<ipgd> i way outtyped everyone in my typing class even though i Do It Wrong

<Hunter> >tfw never got to play mario teaches typing

<FoulFagus> I fap with my right hand, and I'm a leftie

<Kaos-Machina> I can pretty much type with my eyes closed

<HSE> is Kanaya a rightie, leftie, or ambidextrous??

<FoulFagus> I played Type2Learn, Mavis Beacon, and some old shit called Stickybear

<Kaos-Machina> see that sentence came out fine

<ipgd> they kept trying to get me to change but i write 90 wpm whats even the point of touch typing

<Kaos-Machina> I dunno

<FoulFagus> dudes here what hand do you wank with

<Hunter> neither

<HSE> I feel that she'd be ambidextrous

<Hunter> my mate does it for me

<HSE> what do you think ipgd, give me your input

<HSE> I value it

<Kaos-Machina> Honestly ambidexterous does kinda make sense to me

<ipgd> i dunno right handed maybe

<Hunter> dont trolls just use thier buldge

<Hunter> and kinda self fuck?

<HSE> what

<atomic> ohhhh boy

<HSE> what does that even mean

<atomic> i got a neat ask

<Kaos-Machina> oooh what is is

<FoulFagus> Oh come on Hunter what hand do you use

<Kaos-Machina> *what is it

<FoulFagus> I dont care if you've had a hundred girlfriends at once you have to fap too

<Grimlock1> what was it atomic

<HSE> self-fucking is terrible, you need either a tentacle or grotesquely stretchy anus

<atomic> "How do I draw"

<HSE> *to do s o

<Grimlock1> haha

<Kaos-Machina> I use my left hahahahaha oh god damn

<Grimlock1> direct them to how 2 draw sanic hedghag

<atomic> anon

<Grimlock1> you know you've gotta

<HSE> gotta

<Kaos-Machina> you must

<HSE> gotta draw fast

<Kaos-Machina> uhhhh

<atomic> I will, but I might give them a serious answer first

<Kaos-Machina> atomic

<FoulFagus> Um, wimmenfolk, what hand do YOU ladyfap with

<atomic> maybe they actually sort of want help

<HSE> when I used to fap I used both

<Hunter> right like a normal human being

<Kaos-Machina> I am trying to access your tumblr

<Kaos-Machina> I am getting a password prompt

<HSE> ladyfap? shlick? whatever, they're both vile words

<Hunter> after almost 2 decades

<Hunter> you kinda wear in a groove

<FoulFagus> HSE you should totally join that Russian cult where they cut your boobs off

<Hunter> other hand doesnt hit it right

<Grimlock1> ^ @ fagus

<HSE> foulfagus I am not a religious man

<FoulFagus> Why do they cut off the boobs? Why not the clit like in Africa

<Grimlock1> >not a religious man

<Grimlock1> HSE confirmed for trap

<Hunter> HSE wishes she were male

<HSE> man as in human you dingus

<FoulFagus> like, obviously doing either thing is fucking horrible, but if you're trying to become closer to Jebus by killing your sexual feeling wouldnt the clit >>>> boobs?

<HSE> this is a falsehood hunter

<HSE> I think they did that as well

<Hunter> is it?

<Grimlock1> you know, it's proper t osay religious man if male, woman if female

<FoulFagus> HSE why dont you just get a hysterectomy

<HSE> yes, males are functionally inseperable from testicles

<Grimlock1> just saiyan

<Kaos-Machina> hse wishes she were a nongendered borg

<Hunter> your penis envy is erection level in its prominance

<HSE> I'm saving up Foulfagus

<Hunter> HSE why dont you just wait what another 15 years

<Hunter> itll fall out for you

<FoulFagus> >hsg is Kanaya a rightie, leftie, or ambidextrous??

<FoulFagus> >She's a lesbian.

<HSE> just because I don't want a cooch doesn't mean I want a penis

<Kaos-Machina> >check tumblr

<Kaos-Machina> >davidtedone started following you

<HSE> >Kanaya

<HSE> >lesbian

<HSE> don't make me do this again

<Kaos-Machina> ehhhhhh

<HSE> when I talk about Kanaya, I mean the headcanon conception of her character which exists only in my mind

<Grimlock1> so

<Grimlock1> not kanaya

<FoulFagus> you need one of them at least

<FoulFagus> to pee

<Grimlock1> how about

<Grimlock1> kanotya

<FoulFagus> unless you have like

<FoulFagus> the general vulval area with the peehole but no vaghole

<HSE> I've taken to calling her Khanaya

<Grimlock1> take the kanot, HSE

<Kaos-Machina> http://davidtedone.tumblr.com/ it's

<Kaos-Machina> ehhhhhhhhhh

<Kaos-Machina> good

<FoulFagus> HSE, that's like a headcanon of Sollux who isn't good with computers or a headcanon of Tavros who isn't a beta

<HSE> the cool thing about my nebulous AU's warlord Kanaya is that she actually has a plausible motivation to give herself a mastectomy

<Kaos-Machina> that way I can make star trek jokes about it, hse

<Hunter> HSE wants to go full Nullo

<HSE> aw yeah

<Hunter> why not get a full lobotomy

<HSE> what

<Hunter> become the mindless drone

<Grimlock1> waits, who's tumbler is hat kaos

<HSE> are you dumb

<Hunter> why not? you would be come the ultimate utilitarian

<Grimlock1> what

<HSE> hunter here is the point---> _

<HSE> here is jupiter

<HSE> snoop lion

<HSE> nepeta

<HSE> a plane

<HSE> a ghost

<HSE> your hair

<HSE> your head

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<HSE> another ghost

<HSE> the ground

<Hunter> I think I broke hse

<Hunter> (iget the joke)

<HSE> good

<atomic> I'm so happy we'll be able to get the next tier by tonight

<Hunter> question still stands

<FoulFagus> Oh yeah nepeta!

<Hunter> why not get a full frontal lobotomy

<FoulFagus> Kanaya without being a lezbo is like Nepeta without liking cats

<FoulFagus> that's her schitck

<Hunter> hell have a surgeon clip the sensory nerves to your genitals

<HSE> hunter, I don't want to do that because it would render the only part of my body which is intimately tied to success and non-death

<Hunter> shouldnt be too hard, the lumbar spine isnt too hard to hit with a scalpal

<HSE> it defeats the purpose of being alive

<FoulFagus> full frontal lobotomy in that the doctor sticks his dick in your ear and fucks your frontal lobe out?

<HSE> *render useless

<Hunter> it makes HSE a suggestable tool

<HSE> don't even joke about that foulfagus

<Mozai> holy fak; it's only taking 15 minutes to download this episode of Dr. Who.

<Hunter> fully usefull

<HSE> hunter it would make me a vegetable

<Hunter> not for herself but in her service

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<Hunter> owners(

<HSE> vegetables aren't suggestible you moron

<Hunter> I've suggested a few retards in my schoolboy days

<HSE> exactly "retard"

<Hunter> you wont be tempted to do anything other than what you are told

<Hunter> 100% efficency

<HSE> you don't deliberately impede your cognitive capacity

<Kaos-Machina> .hsg

<HSG> http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/40881102

<HSE> hunter that's not how it works

<Kaos-Machina> anyway atomic

<Kaos-Machina> why is your tumblr password filtered now

<HSE> it's like suggesting someone who suffers from chronic pain to kill themselve

<HSE> themselves

<HSE> it's stupid, you're missing the point of the issue

<HSE> I'm all for taking out nerves connecting to my genitalia if that wouldn't impede mobility or cost too much though

<pfaff> strife http://tindeck.com/listen/tpgu

<FoulFagus> I'm going to go get dinner later.

<HSE> the logical opposite of an Orgasmotron

<FoulFagus> dinner, later.**

<FoulFagus> So like, a Swiss-orgasmotron?

<Hunter> no just

<HSE> jam some electrodes in there, overload them and burn the neural network to death

<Hunter> stick a thin needle in the nerve

<Hunter> you have long enough ones at your workplace

<HSE> no, the idea is that you deaden or destroy them instead of constantly stimulating them

<HSE> that's a terrible idea

<Hunter> just inject a neurotoxic level of xlyidance

<HSE> lel

<Hunter> lydacaine?

<Hunter> then just take the needle

<HSE> it's spelled "lidocaine"

<Hunter> and swizzle it

<Hunter> done

<Hunter> dead nereve

<Hunter> nerve*

<HSE> self-operation is the dumbest possible thing to do

<HSE> although I will consider that procedure for performance on others

<Hunter> coward

<HSE> mass spinal tapping might be more cost-effective than hysterectomies

<Hunter> all the greats preformed self experimentation

<Hunter> you could also just chemically supress libido

<Hunter> but no, its always hack and slash with you

<HSE> not cost effective hunter

<HSE> the amount of hormones you'd need to dump in people's water supply would be prodigious

<Hunter> if you have the authroity to poision the water supply

<Hunter> then money is not an object

<HSE> if you have the authority to poison the water supply, you should stop trying to poison the water supply and do something more effective

<HSE> you can stop drinking water from the tap, you can't stop using your spinal cord

<HSE> think about what you say, please

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<HSE> hey that would be a good neutering alternative for males, wouldn't it?

<HSE> wait no they still need testosterone to function optimally

<HSE> ugh

<Kaos-Machina> wow nerve stapling really hse

<HSE> what?

<Kaos-Machina> sorry

<HSE> it's not stapling

<Hunter> HSE why wouldnt you employ sex as work incentive

<Kaos-Machina> alpha centauri joke

<Kaos-Machina> >hse

<Kaos-Machina> well there's your answer right there

<HSE> hunter: that's like employing cocaine as a work incentive

<Hunter> its effective

<HSE> it's a generally terrible idea and is counterintuitive to long-term goals

<Hunter> long term goals of what

<Hunter> replacing your ideals as the societal ideal

<HSE> the cultivation of a safe, stable and healthy environment in which to work?

<HSE> throwing an antisocial element in as an incentive of all things is both risky and irresponsible beyond articulation

<Kaos-Machina> oh no wonder

<Kaos-Machina> I was trying for Explosivetheorist not atomicpowered

<HSE> hunter what do you suppose will happen to the male human population when ectogenesis is widespread

<atomic> oh sorry

<Ungeheuer> I'm not sure "antisocial" is the right term

<atomic> I changed my blog name finally

<Kaos-Machina> atomic

<atomic> I think this one is good

<Kaos-Machina> I can't reblog that post for some reason

<atomic> it's an ask

<Ungeheuer> Perhaps "presocial" is more appropriate

<atomic> you can't reblog asks

<Kaos-Machina> oh

<Kaos-Machina> that sucks

<HSE> that's accurate, but it still falls under the umbrella of anti-social behavior

<Kaos-Machina> stupid missing e making me think I can reblog things

<atomic> I'm sorry

<Ungeheuer> Not necessarily, what you frown upon doesn't /necessarily/ take society into account, as do many other evolutionary adaptions

<Ungeheuer> Like our fat storage mechanism

<Ungeheuer> Oh fuck

<HSE> I have already established many alternatives to sex which satisfy evolutionary needs

<Ungeheuer> Ignore one of the "necessarily" instances

<HSE> mutual flagellation, boxing, massaging, and exercise for example

<Kaos-Machina> ....

<Kaos-Machina> one of those things is not like the others

<HSE> yeah boxing is a bit violent I know, but it still suits the basic requirements

<Ungeheuer> Hehe

<HSE> we'll assume for this case that it's a friendly trading of blows instead

<HSE> *instead of, you know, trying to knock your opponent unconscious

<atomic> oh jesus CHRIST

<HSE> is that better, Kaos?

<atomic> I AM SO CLOSE TO 500 FOLLOWERS

<atomic> AHHHHH

<Kaos-Machina> I suppose

<HSE> what do you mean you "suppose"? am I missing something critical?

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<HSE> the aforementioned friendly sparring doesn't usually result in deep tissue damage to my knowledge

<loddite> oh hey hse

<loddite> my one true love

<HSE> hey loddite

<Kaos-Machina> it's just

<HSE> what happening

<loddite> well

<loddite> I got dinner

<loddite> but

<Kaos-Machina> that term feels incredibly out of place amongst the rest

<loddite> I realized I forgot to get silverware

<loddite> but

<loddite> I'd have to go allt he way back downstairs for it

<loddite> and I'm just so comfortable for it

<loddite> so

<loddite> I am mostly just eating the asparagus

<Kaos-Machina> as I meant flagellation and not boxing, hse

<HSE> what

<HSE> what's confusing about listing flagellation in there

<HSE> I practically lectured you guys on the applications when KokoroCannon was here last night

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<loddite> hse my question is why are all the quotes on your quote blog about penises, vaginas, and breasts and testicles

<Manlyburger> those are the best topics loddite

<loddite> it give the impression that all you talk about is genitalia

<loddite> *gives

<HSE> the quotes are cherry-picked for that purpose

<Kaos-Machina> if you honestly don't see the difference in level between "mutual flagellation" and "massaging" then I really don't think I can expain it

<HSE> kaos-machina: I understand how you would think the two are separate

<loddite> hse when are you gonna come and meet my friends

<HSE> flagellation is painful, while massaging feels pleasurable

<atomic> ONE MORE

<atomic> OH MY GOD

<Kaos-Machina> but there's boxing for that and it's not as extreme

<HSE> however, the two satisfy identical chemical needs. the only major difference is that massages also limber up muscle tissue

<Kaos-Machina> I don't know maybe I'm the crazy one here

<HSE> boxing is far more extreme

<HSE> you're not crazy at all, just ill-informed

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<Kaos-Machina> sure, yeah, whatever, let's go with that

<atomic> holy fucking why do I have so much validation tied up in this I need to rethink my ideals

<HSE> healthy flagellation/flogging practices cause acute tissue damage to upper layers of skin, while boxing causes deep-tissue damage which can range from severe bruising to broken extremeties or even concussions

<KokoroCannon> ...i seem to have entered in the middle of something here

<HSE> the former is more painful but causes less long-term damage

<HSE> yep

<HSE> it's BDSM 101 with HSE again

<Kaos-Machina> kokoro do you want me to put the conversation up till now on a pastebin

<KokoroCannon> boxing is BDSM now