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  1. [2011-11-14 20:57:05] <Scantron> Green reaches the Red Pool
  2. [2011-11-14 20:57:16] <Sequence> Eva trots in.
  3. [2011-11-14 20:57:30] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan trudges in, reluctantly.
  4. [2011-11-14 20:57:37] <Mr_Wilt> His hand is still firmly plastered against his face.
  5. [2011-11-14 20:57:57] <TheRaven> Taggart wanders in, looking suspicious.
  6. [2011-11-14 20:57:58] -->| Daedalize (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
  7. [2011-11-14 20:57:58] =-= Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  8. [2011-11-14 20:58:09] <Scantron> "You know, if you keep your hand up against your face, it'll stick there."
  9. [2011-11-14 20:58:26] -->| Dawny (Mibbit@synIRC-FEBD1BBC.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #redpool
  10. [2011-11-14 20:58:32] <Mr_Wilt> "I hope it does."
  11. [2011-11-14 20:58:36] <Dawny> Tiana walks in, big smile.
  12. [2011-11-14 20:58:45] <TheRaven> "If any more monkeys show up I'm out of here."
  13. [2011-11-14 20:58:48] <Sequence> Eva looks at Nolan. "Why are you covering your face?"
  14. [2011-11-14 20:58:50] <Scantron> "Now why might that be?" Green smiles.
  15. [2011-11-14 20:58:59] <Daedalize> Sigrun shows up, bag packed and ready to go.
  16. [2011-11-14 20:59:16] <Mr_Wilt> "No reason."
  17. [2011-11-14 20:59:31] <Scantron> "If you insist." Green chuckles.
  18. [2011-11-14 20:59:32] <Mr_Wilt> "There's also no reason this visor is on my head."
  19. [2011-11-14 20:59:39] <Salmander> Good ol' Salman is leaning on a sub. It promptly shifts and he stumbles. He waves his arms in the air until he regains his composure.
  20. [2011-11-14 20:59:50] <Sequence> "Well, obviously you did something stupid, but what?"
  21. [2011-11-14 21:00:08] <Mr_Wilt> "I beat the shit out of Ryan."
  22. [2011-11-14 21:00:14] <TheRaven> "Aw, crap. More pirates?"
  23. [2011-11-14 21:00:28] <Dawny> Tiana is oblivious to the world around her.
  24. [2011-11-14 21:00:37] <Salmander> "No, no. This time it seems to be underground."
  25. [2011-11-14 21:01:01] <Sequence> Eva looks incredulous. "Why the fuck did you do that? And seriously, why are you covering your face?"
  26. [2011-11-14 21:01:08] <TheRaven> "I'm not sure if that's better or worse."
  27. [2011-11-14 21:01:15] <Mr_Wilt> "He had it coming."
  28. [2011-11-14 21:01:40] <Sequence> "And why are you covering your face?"
  29. [2011-11-14 21:01:46] <Salmander> "Well, get in the sub. You know the drill."
  30. [2011-11-14 21:01:59] <Daedalize> Sigrun climbs in without speaking to anyone.
  31. [2011-11-14 21:02:13] <TheRaven> "Same as yesterday, everybody. Empty chambers."
  32. [2011-11-14 21:02:23] <Sequence> Eva climbs in after Sigrun.
  33. [2011-11-14 21:02:27] <TheRaven> He climbs in, dropping inside rather smoothly.
  34. [2011-11-14 21:02:41] <Scantron> Green enters on the wheelchair-accessible ramp
  35. [2011-11-14 21:02:44] <Dawny> Tiana climbs in and sits this time.
  36. [2011-11-14 21:02:58] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan climbs into the sub, still trying to conceal his face. "I don't know if I want to show you."
  37. [2011-11-14 21:03:46] <Sequence> "Man, just show me. It's probably not as big a deal as you think it is anyway."
  38. [2011-11-14 21:05:09] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan moves his hand to reveal the ornate dick on his face.
  39. [2011-11-14 21:05:17] <Salmander> It is very ornate
  40. [2011-11-14 21:05:32] <Sequence> Eva covers up her mouth, but it too late to stifle a snort of laughter.
  41. [2011-11-14 21:05:52] <TheRaven> Taggart cackles.
  42. [2011-11-14 21:05:56] <Salmander> The hatch closes
  43. [2011-11-14 21:05:59] <Salmander> The sub sinks
  44. [2011-11-14 21:06:03] <Salmander> The light flashes
  45. [2011-11-14 21:06:07] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan grumps and slides over to a corner.
  46. [2011-11-14 21:06:08] <Salmander> You're in the dark
  47. [2011-11-14 21:06:13] <Sequence> Eva tries to get a handle on her laughter.
  48. [2011-11-14 21:06:50] <Dawny> Tiana thinks about black vs green tea.
  49. [2011-11-14 21:07:02] <Scantron> Green stares off into space.
  50. [2011-11-14 21:07:13] <Sequence> Eventually, Eva manages to regain her poker face.
  51. [2011-11-14 21:07:27] <Daedalize> "Are ve zere, then? Iz ze atmosphere breathable?"
  52. [2011-11-14 21:07:27] <Salmander> The sub surfaces
  53. [2011-11-14 21:08:03] <Salmander> Through the monitors you can see cave walls, with the water you are in at the bottom. In front of the sub is a dry cave, with torches lighting the way.
  54. [2011-11-14 21:08:18] <TheRaven> "Oh, great."
  55. [2011-11-14 21:08:20] <Scantron> "Huh. Doesn't look too bad."
  56. [2011-11-14 21:08:39] <TheRaven> "Keep close, stay in contact, and watch for traps."
  57. [2011-11-14 21:08:59] <TheRaven> "We're not gonna get any radio comms down here unless someone brought a signal extender."
  58. [2011-11-14 21:09:15] <Salmander> Since the torches are burning on what is presumably oxygen, the air is probably breathable
  59. [2011-11-14 21:09:49] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan climbs over toward the hatch. "Everybody ready?"
  60. [2011-11-14 21:10:01] <Scantron> "Ready."
  61. [2011-11-14 21:10:20] <Sequence> Eva exits the submarine. Poker face is still in place.
  62. [2011-11-14 21:10:26] <Daedalize> "Affirmative."
  63. [2011-11-14 21:10:33] <Dawny> "Oui" Tiana climbs out, still smiling.
  64. [2011-11-14 21:10:44] <Scantron> Green extends the ramp and exits.
  65. [2011-11-14 21:11:55] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan climbs up, readying his rifle. He might be intimidating if not for the dick on his fucking face.
  66. [2011-11-14 21:12:24] <Salmander> It's a long tunnel, but it's obviously carved from the rock.
  67. [2011-11-14 21:12:25] <TheRaven> Taggart climbs out. "Nolan...you get back somewhere, since you've got dicks on your face and can't see shit."
  68. [2011-11-14 21:12:41] <Daedalize> Sigrun readies her pistol as soon as she hops down from the sub.
  69. [2011-11-14 21:13:16] <Sequence> Eva snorts once, and then resumes poker face. She also takes out her shiny new Very Sharp Knives.
  70. [2011-11-14 21:13:32] <Dawny> "Who has phalluses on their face?"
  71. [2011-11-14 21:13:39] <Scantron> "Nolan."
  72. [2011-11-14 21:13:52] <Dawny> "And Nolan is?"
  73. [2011-11-14 21:14:06] <TheRaven> "The guy with the dick on his face."
  74. [2011-11-14 21:14:08] <Salmander> Who has phalluses on their face phalluses on their face phalluses on their face face face face
  75. [2011-11-14 21:14:18] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan straightfaces.
  76. [2011-11-14 21:14:18] <Salmander> Quite the echo!
  77. [2011-11-14 21:14:35] <Dawny> "That tells me nothing"
  78. [2011-11-14 21:14:43] <Sequence> Eva looks around excitedly. "Wow, the acoustics are amazing in here!"
  79. [2011-11-14 21:14:55] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan sheepishly raises his hand. He doesn't have the guts to look her in the eye.
  80. [2011-11-14 21:14:56] <Salmander> In here in here in here
  81. [2011-11-14 21:14:56] <Scantron> "Muscular dude who has a crush on Eva? Ring any bells?"
  82. [2011-11-14 21:15:10] <Sequence> Eva slaps Green.
  83. [2011-11-14 21:15:11] <Salmander> Bells bells bells
  84. [2011-11-14 21:15:17] <Sequence> "Don't be an asshole, dickhead."
  85. [2011-11-14 21:15:18] <Dawny> "Oui, let me look at this, I may be able to help"
  86. [2011-11-14 21:15:19] <Salmander> Slapslapslapslap
  87. [2011-11-14 21:15:51] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan turns to Tiana. He'd ask for her name, but he's dicktied.
  88. [2011-11-14 21:15:53] <Mr_Wilt> I mean, tonguetied.
  89. [2011-11-14 21:16:11] <Daedalize> "Perhaps ve could continue into ze caves, now?"
  90. [2011-11-14 21:16:28] <Sequence> Eva strides forward.
  91. [2011-11-14 21:16:30] <Dawny> Tiana looks at the phallus...sharpie?"
  92. [2011-11-14 21:16:42] <TheRaven> Taggart takes point. "Okay, who else is good with a gun?"
  93. [2011-11-14 21:16:53] <Mr_Wilt> "Sharpie."
  94. [2011-11-14 21:17:05] <Daedalize> "I am somevhat skilled."
  95. [2011-11-14 21:17:20] <Dawny> Tiana takes out an alcohol swap and rubs it over the marks.
  96. [2011-11-14 21:17:20] <Mr_Wilt> "I'm skilled with a gun and all."
  97. [2011-11-14 21:17:56] <Scantron> "I'm not /terrible/ with a gun. I ain't great either."
  98. [2011-11-14 21:17:57] <Salmander> They become slightly smudged but otherwise remain intact
  99. [2011-11-14 21:18:03] <TheRaven> "Yeah, but you're half-blind. Sigrun...you alright to take up the rear in case something comes at us from behind?"
  100. [2011-11-14 21:18:53] <Dawny> "It faded a bit" Tiana shoves the swab in his pocket and turns around.
  101. [2011-11-14 21:19:05] <Daedalize> "Affirmative." She moves to the back of the group.
  102. [2011-11-14 21:19:29] <Mr_Wilt> "Thank you, miss...?"
  103. [2011-11-14 21:19:49] <Dawny> "Tiana"
  104. [2011-11-14 21:20:13] <Mr_Wilt> "Thank you, Tiana."
  105. [2011-11-14 21:20:20] <TheRaven> Taggart chambers a round, and motions for everyone to form up and get moving.
  106. [2011-11-14 21:20:37] <Sequence> Eva follows Taggart. She does not snicker. She /doesn't/.
  107. [2011-11-14 21:20:45] <Salmander> Roll mdef Eva
  108. [2011-11-14 21:20:48] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan catches up to Taggart, rifle at the ready.
  109. [2011-11-14 21:20:54] <Sequence> 6df+5
  110. [2011-11-14 21:20:55] <Glacon> Sequence: 6 (6df+5=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  111. [2011-11-14 21:21:03] <Salmander> Eva is able to resist snickering
  112. [2011-11-14 21:21:32] <Salmander> The hall is very long
  113. [2011-11-14 21:21:43] <Salmander> And intermittently lit with torches
  114. [2011-11-14 21:21:50] <Salmander> Other times it's almost pitch black
  115. [2011-11-14 21:22:07] <Scantron> "Someone should take a torch."
  116. [2011-11-14 21:22:11] <TheRaven> "Wonderful. Anyone got a flashlight?"
  117. [2011-11-14 21:22:22] <Daedalize> "I do."
  118. [2011-11-14 21:22:34] <Daedalize> Sigrun retrieves her flashlight from her bag.
  119. [2011-11-14 21:22:45] <Daedalize> And passes it up to the front.
  120. [2011-11-14 21:22:47] <Sequence> Eva yoinks a torch.
  121. [2011-11-14 21:23:08] <Salmander> Your way is now lit
  122. [2011-11-14 21:23:31] <Salmander> You can see an end to the tunnel now
  123. [2011-11-14 21:23:49] <TheRaven> "Thanks."
  124. [2011-11-14 21:24:20] <Salmander> And echoing in from the end of the hall is the sound of chewing
  125. [2011-11-14 21:24:21] <TheRaven> Anything interesting up there?
  126. [2011-11-14 21:24:25] <Salmander> And munching
  127. [2011-11-14 21:24:28] <Salmander> And tearing
  128. [2011-11-14 21:24:32] <TheRaven> "Oh, fuck."
  129. [2011-11-14 21:24:35] <Salmander> And slobbering
  130. [2011-11-14 21:24:40] <Scantron> "Seconding that sentiment."
  131. [2011-11-14 21:24:40] <Salmander> Oh god the slobbering
  132. [2011-11-14 21:24:44] <Dawny> "A puppy?"
  133. [2011-11-14 21:25:03] <TheRaven> "That'd be a nice change of pace."
  134. [2011-11-14 21:25:06] <Mr_Wilt> "I bet it's nothing but a cute little bunny rabbit." Nolan chambers a round, and continues on.
  135. [2011-11-14 21:25:18] <Salmander> Quietly now
  136. [2011-11-14 21:25:39] <Salmander> The end of the tunnel leads out into a massive hall
  137. [2011-11-14 21:25:43] <Scantron> "That would be nice. We'd need a grenade, though."
  138. [2011-11-14 21:25:51] <Salmander> Giant tunnels on either side
  139. [2011-11-14 21:25:53] <TheRaven> Taggart moves up, walking slowly, testing his footing with each step.
  140. [2011-11-14 21:26:05] <Salmander> And extending along the hall is an extremely long table
  141. [2011-11-14 21:26:24] <Salmander> Every inch of which is covered in the most delicious looking feast you've ever set your eyes on
  142. [2011-11-14 21:26:38] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh my god that looks delicious."
  143. [2011-11-14 21:26:40] <Sequence> "What the /fuck/?"
  144. [2011-11-14 21:26:52] <Dawny> "Mmm...I'm sure Gaston could make better"
  145. [2011-11-14 21:27:00] <Salmander> And at the end, although you can barely see it through all the food, is... something... eatinga dn chewing and slobbering and crunching and munching and tearing and swallowing
  146. [2011-11-14 21:27:24] <Sequence> Eva is tempted by the feast, but absolutely disgusted by that sound.
  147. [2011-11-14 21:27:37] <Salmander> The sound is disgusting
  148. [2011-11-14 21:27:46] <Scantron> Green is somewhat wary of things that seem too good to be true at this point. Also the sound is disgusting.
  149. [2011-11-14 21:27:58] <Salmander> The thing seems so engrossed in whatever it's eating it doesn't notice you
  150. [2011-11-14 21:28:06] <TheRaven> Taggart motions for everyone to hold up and be quiet.
  151. [2011-11-14 21:29:09] <TheRaven> He pulls out his binoculars and looks at whatever it is. Can he make any sense out of it?
  152. [2011-11-14 21:29:49] <Salmander> It's too hard to see behind that 3 foot high cooked chicken and massive bowl of grapes
  153. [2011-11-14 21:30:28] <Sequence> Eva starts edging around the table.
  154. [2011-11-14 21:30:35] <Salmander> It's a very long table
  155. [2011-11-14 21:30:39] <TheRaven> He whispers. "Looks like another one of those damn giants. Move up, try not to piss it off."
  156. [2011-11-14 21:31:00] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan aims his gun at the target, advancing slowly.
  157. [2011-11-14 21:31:15] =-= Sequence is now known as AwaySeq
  158. [2011-11-14 21:31:15] <Salmander> Moving slowly, you get maybe a quarter of the way to it
  159. [2011-11-14 21:31:15] <Dawny> "Oui"
  160. [2011-11-14 21:31:21] <Scantron> Green slowly rolls his chair forwards.
  161. [2011-11-14 21:31:39] <Daedalize> Sigrun keeps watch behind them, but glances over her shoulder to see.
  162. [2011-11-14 21:32:18] <Salmander> Halfway there now. You see a plate of ambrosia.
  163. [2011-11-14 21:32:43] <Dawny> Tiana bites her lip, she wants...
  164. [2011-11-14 21:33:14] <Salmander> Cooked lobster in melted butter
  165. [2011-11-14 21:33:23] <Salmander> Chocolate mouse
  166. [2011-11-14 21:33:46] <Salmander> Roasted turkey
  167. [2011-11-14 21:33:52] <Salmander> Buffalo chicken wings
  168. [2011-11-14 21:33:53] <TheRaven> Chocolate mouse? Sounds delicious.
  169. [2011-11-14 21:33:54] <Scantron> ((chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse?))
  170. [2011-11-14 21:34:01] <Salmander> Mousse
  171. [2011-11-14 21:34:09] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan continues to advance, but can't help but peer over at the food now and again.
  172. [2011-11-14 21:34:17] <Mr_Wilt> Oh man, those wings look /delicious/.
  173. [2011-11-14 21:34:24] <Scantron> Green is hungry. He loves chocolate.
  174. [2011-11-14 21:34:28] <Salmander> French fries with ketchup
  175. [2011-11-14 21:34:36] <Salmander> Sizzling burgers
  176. [2011-11-14 21:34:39] <Salmander> Oh god, no
  177. [2011-11-14 21:34:45] <Salmander> A whole plate of bacon
  178. [2011-11-14 21:34:57] <Mr_Wilt> That's it. End of the line.
  179. [2011-11-14 21:35:03] <Daedalize> Not for the first time, Sigrun is glad for the existence of vending machine pastries.
  180. [2011-11-14 21:35:08] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan stops at the plate of bacon.
  181. [2011-11-14 21:35:17] <TheRaven> "Okay, if we make it out of here alive, we're gonna eat like kings for weeks."
  182. [2011-11-14 21:35:28] <Scantron> Green whispers "Don't, dude. It's probably memetic or something."
  183. [2011-11-14 21:35:38] <Salmander> It is sizzling and red and smells so good.
  184. [2011-11-14 21:35:44] <Mr_Wilt> "Green. It's a whole plate of /bacon/."
  185. [2011-11-14 21:36:00] <Dawny> Tiana just had steak, fuck your bacon.
  186. [2011-11-14 21:36:02] <TheRaven> "Don't touch that. You're already wearing a meat hat and have a dick on your face. Do you really want to see if that situation can get worse?"
  187. [2011-11-14 21:36:08] <Scantron> "Dude, I'm just helping you out. You did the same for me."
  188. [2011-11-14 21:36:21] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan tries to resist the bacon.
  189. [2011-11-14 21:36:26] <Salmander> Milkshakes of different flavours
  190. [2011-11-14 21:36:34] <Salmander> Pumpkin pie
  191. [2011-11-14 21:36:37] <Daedalize> "Ve have bacon at ze base. And better, there iz less likelihood zat things vill try to kill us zere."
  192. [2011-11-14 21:36:43] <Salmander> Crackers and cheese
  193. [2011-11-14 21:36:51] <Salmander> Shrimp Gumbo
  194. [2011-11-14 21:36:54] <Salmander> Fried Shrimp
  195. [2011-11-14 21:36:58] <Salmander> Cooked Shrimp
  196. [2011-11-14 21:37:02] <Dawny> "Gaston can make better food than this"
  197. [2011-11-14 21:37:03] <Salmander> Shrimp on a stick
  198. [2011-11-14 21:37:03] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+5 FUCK, THE BACON.
  199. [2011-11-14 21:37:03] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: FUCK, THE BACON.: 1 (6df+5=4-, 0, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-)
  200. [2011-11-14 21:37:22] <Salmander> The bacon is irresistable
  201. [2011-11-14 21:37:38] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan can't help himself. He reaches out and grabs a piece of bacon.
  202. [2011-11-14 21:37:49] <Salmander> It feels nice and juicy
  203. [2011-11-14 21:37:57] <TheRaven> "God damn it."
  204. [2011-11-14 21:38:00] <Scantron> "Don't do it, Nolan."
  205. [2011-11-14 21:38:08] <Scantron> Green grabs Nolan's arm.
  206. [2011-11-14 21:38:39] <Dawny> 6df+3 Slappin Nolan's hand
  207. [2011-11-14 21:38:40] <Glacon> Dawny: Slappin Nolan's hand: 4 (6df+3=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  208. [2011-11-14 21:38:54] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Resistan' the slappan'.
  209. [2011-11-14 21:38:55] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Resistan' the slappan'.: 4 (6df+6=4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 0)
  210. [2011-11-14 21:39:44] <Salmander> Resistsance is not futile
  211. [2011-11-14 21:40:01] =-= AwaySeq is now known as Sequence
  212. [2011-11-14 21:40:23] =-= Sequence is now known as AwaySeq
  213. [2011-11-14 21:40:24] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan continues to bring the bacon toward his face, pulling against Green's grip.
  214. [2011-11-14 21:40:26] =-= AwaySeq is now known as Sequence
  215. [2011-11-14 21:40:37] <Salmander> The bacon approaches his mouth
  216. [2011-11-14 21:40:44] <Sequence> Eva lifts her torch, trying to see farther.
  217. [2011-11-14 21:40:52] <Scantron> 6df+3 make the fucker stop
  218. [2011-11-14 21:40:52] <Glacon> Scantron: make the fucker stop: 2 (6df+3=4-, 0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+)
  219. [2011-11-14 21:41:12] |<-- Sequence has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: Flying into the distance, the dream of love so sweet.)
  220. [2011-11-14 21:41:23] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 OH MY GOD IT'S BACON MAN DON'T YOU SEE
  221. [2011-11-14 21:41:24] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: OH MY GOD IT'S BACON MAN DON'T YOU SEE: 4 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 0, 4-, 0)
  222. [2011-11-14 21:41:30] -->| Sequence (~chatzilla@synIRC-7E4CA83A.client.mchsi.com) has joined #redpool
  223. [2011-11-14 21:41:32] <Dawny> "I will drug you and replace your eye balls with your testicles if you get me killed because of bacon."
  224. [2011-11-14 21:41:39] <Salmander> Green is unsuccessful. Nolan eats the bacon.
  225. [2011-11-14 21:41:45] <Salmander> And nothing happens
  226. [2011-11-14 21:42:03] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan munches on the bacon. Delightful!
  227. [2011-11-14 21:42:05] <Salmander> Shrimp cocktail
  228. [2011-11-14 21:42:07] <Sequence> Eva looks confused.
  229. [2011-11-14 21:42:07] <Scantron> "Fine, you have your bacon. Let's kill that fucker."
  230. [2011-11-14 21:42:10] <Salmander> Big Macs
  231. [2011-11-14 21:42:14] <Dawny> 4df+8 Pressure point on the arm
  232. [2011-11-14 21:42:15] <Glacon> Dawny: Pressure point on the arm: 9 (4df+8=4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  233. [2011-11-14 21:42:27] <TheRaven> Taggart is quietly humming something as he waits for the rest of everyone to leave the bacon alone and come on. "Five to one, baby, one in five...no one here gets out alive..."
  234. [2011-11-14 21:42:29] <Salmander> Butter chicken
  235. [2011-11-14 21:42:37] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Oh god /ow/
  236. [2011-11-14 21:42:38] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Oh god /ow/: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  237. [2011-11-14 21:42:41] <Salmander> Poutine
  238. [2011-11-14 21:42:52] <Sequence> "Oh my god, poutine."
  239. [2011-11-14 21:43:00] <Salmander> The gravy looks delicious
  240. [2011-11-14 21:43:04] <Salmander> And the cheese curds
  241. [2011-11-14 21:43:06] <Salmander> My oh my
  242. [2011-11-14 21:43:24] <Dawny> redact that anyway, fucking bot
  243. [2011-11-14 21:43:40] <Sequence> "And are those cheese curds?"
  244. [2011-11-14 21:43:44] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan finishes the rest of the bacon, and continues toward the target.
  245. [2011-11-14 21:43:46] <Scantron> Green is salivating, but seems to be resisting.
  246. [2011-11-14 21:43:55] <Salmander> Mmm
  247. [2011-11-14 21:43:59] <Salmander> They look so cheesy
  248. [2011-11-14 21:44:05] <Salmander> Right next to them are nachos
  249. [2011-11-14 21:44:09] <Salmander> Covered in melted cheese
  250. [2011-11-14 21:44:16] <Sequence> Eva does her best to resist. But she hasn't had cheese curds like they made at home in so long...
  251. [2011-11-14 21:44:28] <Salmander> They look so good
  252. [2011-11-14 21:44:34] <Salmander> The fries are so crispy
  253. [2011-11-14 21:44:50] <Dawny> Just ate, thank you, not hungry.
  254. [2011-11-14 21:44:50] <Sequence> 6df+5 Resist, Eva, you don't know where it's been.
  255. [2011-11-14 21:44:50] <Glacon> Sequence: Resist, Eva, you don't know where it's been.: 2 (6df+5=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  256. [2011-11-14 21:45:21] <Salmander> Irresistable
  257. [2011-11-14 21:45:25] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan brings his weapon back up on the target, and speeds up his pace a bit. The food's starting to get to him even more.
  258. [2011-11-14 21:45:30] <Sequence> Okay, just one. Eva reaches out to sneak a cheese curd.
  259. [2011-11-14 21:45:51] <Salmander> She sneaks a cheese curd
  260. [2011-11-14 21:45:58] <Sequence> Eva scurries along, munching on her single cheese curd.
  261. [2011-11-14 21:46:13] <Salmander> Oh my god Sigrun
  262. [2011-11-14 21:46:18] <Salmander> Schnitzel of every kind
  263. [2011-11-14 21:46:23] <Salmander> With gravy
  264. [2011-11-14 21:46:29] <Salmander> And placed in a nice baguette
  265. [2011-11-14 21:46:39] <Salmander> And perogis on the side
  266. [2011-11-14 21:46:59] <Salmander> And is that French onion soup over there?
  267. [2011-11-14 21:47:41] <Dawny> Tiana whimpers quietly.
  268. [2011-11-14 21:47:50] <Daedalize> 6df+10 tagging Being Swedish. NACHOS DO NOT BELONG IN ZE SMORGASBORD.
  269. [2011-11-14 21:47:50] <Glacon> Daedalize: tagging Being Swedish. NACHOS DO NOT BELONG IN ZE SMORGASBORD.: 12 (6df+10=3+, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 4-)
  270. [2011-11-14 21:47:54] <Salmander> Melted cheese
  271. [2011-11-14 21:48:01] <Salmander> Sigrun is appalled
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  273. [2011-11-14 21:48:22] <Salmander> The bread in the soup looks so fresh
  274. [2011-11-14 21:48:32] <Salmander> And it loosk almost perfectly displayed
  275. [2011-11-14 21:48:40] <Salmander> The pergois sizzle
  276. [2011-11-14 21:49:10] <Dawny> 6df+6 no, Gaston will make better.
  277. [2011-11-14 21:49:11] <Glacon> Dawny: no, Gaston will make better.: 8 (6df+6=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  278. [2011-11-14 21:49:17] <Salmander> Gatson does make better
  279. [2011-11-14 21:49:45] <Salmander> You're finally almost at the end of the table
  280. [2011-11-14 21:49:55] <Salmander> Ah, there's a cheescake
  281. [2011-11-14 21:49:59] <Salmander> And pizza pops
  282. [2011-11-14 21:50:05] <Salmander> And corn dogs
  283. [2011-11-14 21:50:11] <Salmander> And strawberries
  284. [2011-11-14 21:50:14] <Salmander> And a cheese plate
  285. [2011-11-14 21:50:22] <Salmander> And salt and vinegar chips
  286. [2011-11-14 21:50:37] <Sequence> Cheesecake? There is no way that could be better than her mother's cheescake. Eva shuns it.
  287. [2011-11-14 21:50:40] <Salmander> And poptarts
  288. [2011-11-14 21:50:49] <Salmander> And toaster strudels
  289. [2011-11-14 21:50:53] <Salmander> And Mcmuffins
  290. [2011-11-14 21:50:56] <Salmander> And root beer
  291. [2011-11-14 21:51:03] <Salmander> And OJ
  292. [2011-11-14 21:51:06] <Salmander> And coffee
  293. [2011-11-14 21:51:08] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan stops.
  294. [2011-11-14 21:51:10] <Mr_Wilt> Aw shit.
  295. [2011-11-14 21:51:10] <Mr_Wilt> OJ.
  296. [2011-11-14 21:51:25] <Salmander> Tropicana condensed
  297. [2011-11-14 21:51:37] <Salmander> Pigs in a blanket
  298. [2011-11-14 21:51:44] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan mans up and keeps walking.
  299. [2011-11-14 21:51:56] <Mr_Wilt> OJ was a low blow.
  300. [2011-11-14 21:52:00] <Sequence> Eva ignores the smorgasboard. It has lost her love.
  301. [2011-11-14 21:52:01] <Salmander> Oatmeal cookies
  302. [2011-11-14 21:52:15] <Salmander> Monster cookies
  303. [2011-11-14 21:52:36] <Salmander> Ginger beef
  304. [2011-11-14 21:52:43] <Salmander> Sweet n' sour chicken balls
  305. [2011-11-14 21:52:49] <Salmander> Dumplings
  306. [2011-11-14 21:53:00] <Salmander> Won ton soup
  307. [2011-11-14 21:53:06] <Salmander> Vietnamese subs
  308. [2011-11-14 21:53:10] <Sequence> Eva whimpers. Dumplings.
  309. [2011-11-14 21:53:11] <Salmander> And smoothies with pearls
  310. [2011-11-14 21:53:39] <Dawny> ohgodboba
  311. [2011-11-14 21:53:42] <Salmander> Coconut rice
  312. [2011-11-14 21:53:46] <Daedalize> Sigrun mutters to herself. "No herring. How can zere be smorgasbord without ze herring and ze eel?"
  313. [2011-11-14 21:53:52] <Salmander> Sardines
  314. [2011-11-14 21:53:55] <Salmander> But no herring
  315. [2011-11-14 21:54:00] <Salmander> Not even the red variety
  316. [2011-11-14 21:54:13] <Salmander> vermichelli
  317. [2011-11-14 21:54:21] <Salmander> Antelope burgers
  318. [2011-11-14 21:54:44] <Salmander> Sausages
  319. [2011-11-14 21:54:51] <Salmander> Waffles with whipped cream and syrup
  320. [2011-11-14 21:54:58] <Salmander> Pancakes with maple syrup
  321. [2011-11-14 21:55:00] <Sequence> "Oh my god, how much food is there?"
  322. [2011-11-14 21:55:11] <Salmander> bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon
  323. [2011-11-14 21:55:31] <Scantron> Oh man. Smoked salmon. Green's stomach grumbles.
  324. [2011-11-14 21:55:37] <Sequence> Eva kicks the table.
  325. [2011-11-14 21:55:41] <Salmander> It's the good smoked salmon too
  326. [2011-11-14 21:55:50] <Salmander> The table's much too heavy to be moved
  327. [2011-11-14 21:55:50] <Scantron> Oh MAN.
  328. [2011-11-14 21:55:59] <TheRaven> Taggart is starting to get rather bored.
  329. [2011-11-14 21:56:11] <Mr_Wilt> "How fucking long /is/ this table?"
  330. [2011-11-14 21:56:34] <Salmander> Tequitos
  331. [2011-11-14 21:56:41] <Salmander> And slurpees
  332. [2011-11-14 21:56:45] <Salmander> And donuts
  333. [2011-11-14 21:56:48] <Salmander> Apple fritters
  334. [2011-11-14 21:56:54] <Salmander> And then suddenly the thing
  335. [2011-11-14 21:56:59] <Salmander> Oh god it's disgusting
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  337. [2011-11-14 21:57:06] <Salmander> It's about 5 feet tall
  338. [2011-11-14 21:57:08] <Salmander> Green
  339. [2011-11-14 21:57:13] <Scantron> what?
  340. [2011-11-14 21:57:13] <Salmander> Has pudgy sausage fingers
  341. [2011-11-14 21:57:22] <Scantron> ((fuck you, no he doesn't))
  342. [2011-11-14 21:57:25] <Salmander> Is wearing a royal robe with a cape and scepter and crown
  343. [2011-11-14 21:57:50] <Scantron> "Dude, shoot it."
  344. [2011-11-14 21:57:52] <Salmander> And is feasting upon the most delicious butter chicken turkey leg you will ever see
  345. [2011-11-14 21:58:18] <TheRaven> Taggart raises his rifle, and calls out to it. "Oi! You over there!"
  346. [2011-11-14 21:58:23] <Salmander> It doesn't notice
  347. [2011-11-14 21:58:45] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan raises his own rifle. "Who're you?"
  348. [2011-11-14 21:58:49] <Salmander> Those looking around may discover that Nolan and Eva have suddenly disappeared
  349. [2011-11-14 21:58:54] <Salmander> Nolan doesn't do that
  350. [2011-11-14 21:58:58] <Salmander> He disappeared
  351. [2011-11-14 22:00:03] <Salmander> They must have gone while you were busy staring at all the food
  352. [2011-11-14 22:00:49] <Daedalize> Sigrun glances about for any other exits. She's behind everyone else, she would have noticed had they passed her.
  353. [2011-11-14 22:00:54] <Salmander> The king keeps eating
  354. [2011-11-14 22:01:03] <Salmander> The noises are disgusting
  355. [2011-11-14 22:01:10] <TheRaven> "You over there! Drop the turkey and step back."
  356. [2011-11-14 22:01:10] <Salmander> He tears into a turkey leg
  357. [2011-11-14 22:01:14] <Salmander> Roll mdef everybody
  358. [2011-11-14 22:01:22] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  359. [2011-11-14 22:01:23] <Glacon> TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 0)
  360. [2011-11-14 22:01:26] <Scantron> 6df+2 well Green's fucked
  361. [2011-11-14 22:01:26] <Glacon> Scantron: well Green's fucked: 1 (6df+2=4-, 4-, 0, 0, 0, 3+)
  362. [2011-11-14 22:01:38] <Daedalize> 6df+6 Your smorgasbord sucks.
  363. [2011-11-14 22:01:38] <Dawny> 6df+6
  364. [2011-11-14 22:01:38] <Glacon> Daedalize: Your smorgasbord sucks.: 6 (6df+6=3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 0, 4-)
  365. [2011-11-14 22:01:39] <Glacon> Dawny: 10 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 0)
  366. [2011-11-14 22:01:49] <Salmander> Green vomits. Taggart feels nauseous.
  367. [2011-11-14 22:01:56] <Salmander> God that thing is disgusting
  368. [2011-11-14 22:02:00] <Scantron> "Fuck."
  369. [2011-11-14 22:02:15] <Scantron> Green loses his appetite somewhat.
  370. [2011-11-14 22:02:18] <TheRaven> "You hear me? Drop the fucking leg!"
  371. [2011-11-14 22:02:29] <Salmander> Taggart roll pdef
  372. [2011-11-14 22:02:35] <Scantron> "Just shoot it, dude. It ain't listening."
  373. [2011-11-14 22:02:43] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  374. [2011-11-14 22:02:44] <Glacon> TheRaven: 9 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  375. [2011-11-14 22:03:00] <Salmander> Taggart hears something descend upon him but deftly dodges
  376. [2011-11-14 22:03:00] <Daedalize> Sigrun knew damn well he was disgusting. You don't eat /turkey/ for the first course in a smorgasbord.
  377. [2011-11-14 22:05:27] <Salmander> Standing behind him is, yep, a grey, one-eyed, loinclothed, club wielding, buck toothed, fairy eared, 10 foot tall cave troll
  378. [2011-11-14 22:05:56] <Salmander> "Do not disturb his majesty while he is eating."
  379. [2011-11-14 22:07:19] <Salmander> Said the cave troll
  380. [2011-11-14 22:09:04] <TheRaven> "Alright, now I'm pissed. What the hell do you think you're doing?"
  381. [2011-11-14 22:09:23] <Salmander> "I a stopping you from disturbing his majesty while he feasts."
  382. [2011-11-14 22:10:28] <Daedalize> Sigrun looks around to figure out where the troll came from.
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  384. [2011-11-14 22:10:44] <TheRaven> "Look, we've got shit to do. You have a club, we have automatic weapons. I'd suggest you step back a bit."
  385. [2011-11-14 22:10:48] <Salmander> From one of the many adjoining tunnels spanning the hall
  386. [2011-11-14 22:10:51] <Daedalize> 6df+6 to locate 4chan
  387. [2011-11-14 22:10:51] <Glacon> Daedalize: to locate 4chan: 9 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+, 0)
  388. [2011-11-14 22:11:06] <Salmander> Probably the one behind you
  389. [2011-11-14 22:12:31] <Salmander> The troll frowns and swings it club at Taggart
  390. [2011-11-14 22:12:37] <Salmander> 6df+10
  391. [2011-11-14 22:13:04] <Daedalize> Any signs of more trolls?
  392. [2011-11-14 22:13:08] <Glacon> Salmander: 8 (6df+10=0, 4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
  393. [2011-11-14 22:13:20] <Salmander> Doesn't seem to be
  394. [2011-11-14 22:13:25] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  395. [2011-11-14 22:13:25] <Glacon> TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-)
  396. [2011-11-14 22:14:09] <Salmander> Taggart is hit by the club and flung across the hall and into the table
  397. [2011-11-14 22:14:15] <Salmander> -2 body
  398. [2011-11-14 22:14:25] <Daedalize> Sigrun whirls around, drawing a bead on the troll's head.
  399. [2011-11-14 22:14:33] <Dawny> 6df+8 medical maneuver. Tiana looks for where the femoral artery should be.
  400. [2011-11-14 22:14:33] <Glacon> Dawny: medical maneuver. Tiana looks for where the femoral artery should be.: 10 (6df+8=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0)
  401. [2011-11-14 22:14:39] <Daedalize> 6df+6 Perc. to Ranged maneuver
  402. [2011-11-14 22:14:40] <Glacon> Daedalize: Perc. to Ranged maneuver: 10 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  403. [2011-11-14 22:15:03] <Scantron> Green wheels over to Taggart and applies first aid.
  404. [2011-11-14 22:15:10] <Scantron> 6df+4 heal Taggart
  405. [2011-11-14 22:15:11] <Glacon> Scantron: heal Taggart: 6 (6df+4=0, 3+, 4-, 3+, 0, 3+)
  406. [2011-11-14 22:15:19] <Salmander> It steps forward and brings its club down on Sigrun
  407. [2011-11-14 22:15:23] <Salmander> 6df+10
  408. [2011-11-14 22:15:23] <Glacon> Salmander: 12 (6df+10=3+, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 0)
  409. [2011-11-14 22:15:44] <TheRaven> He curses rather heavily, and peels himself off the ground. "Hey you asshole, I'm still here!"
  410. [2011-11-14 22:15:49] <Daedalize> 6df+6 Owie
  411. [2011-11-14 22:15:50] <Glacon> Daedalize: Owie: 9 (6df+6=3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 4-)
  412. [2011-11-14 22:15:53] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Shooting it
  413. [2011-11-14 22:15:54] <Glacon> TheRaven: Shooting it: 8 (6df+8=4-, 0, 0, 3+, 0, 0)
  414. [2011-11-14 22:15:54] <Dawny> 6df+5 Tiana grips a scalpel and rushes to the troll, slicing at where the artery should be.
  415. [2011-11-14 22:15:54] <Glacon> Dawny: Tiana grips a scalpel and rushes to the troll, slicing at where the artery should be.: 4 (6df+5=3+, 0, 4-, 0, 4-, 0)
  416. [2011-11-14 22:16:16] <Salmander> Sigrun takes quite the konk on the head. Oof, concussion. -3 body.
  417. [2011-11-14 22:16:28] <Salmander> 6df+8
  418. [2011-11-14 22:16:29] <Glacon> Salmander: 7 (6df+8=4-, 0, 0, 3+, 4-, 0)
  419. [2011-11-14 22:16:56] <Salmander> The troll yelps as the bullets cut into it, but Tiana completely misses its artery
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  422. [2011-11-14 22:18:03] <Salmander> It is then that two, much smaller trolls with much smaller clubs appear on the scene
  423. [2011-11-14 22:18:22] <Salmander> They look around confused
  424. [2011-11-14 22:18:42] <Scantron> Green sighs and wheels over to Sigrun.
  425. [2011-11-14 22:18:47] <Salmander> The troll reals back with the gunfire and falls over
  426. [2011-11-14 22:18:54] <Daedalize> Stumbling back, Sigrun falls against the table.
  427. [2011-11-14 22:19:00] <TheRaven> "Alright you fucks, you can still get out of here alive. Just walk right back out and I don't give a fuck where you go."
  428. [2011-11-14 22:19:20] <Scantron> 6df+4 heal Sigrun.
  429. [2011-11-14 22:19:21] <Glacon> Scantron: heal Sigrun.: 5 (6df+4=3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-, 3+)
  430. [2011-11-14 22:19:29] <Salmander> The trolls turn and look at each other, then charge at taggart, clubs raised
  431. [2011-11-14 22:19:43] <Salmander> 6df+4 Troll 1 sweeps at Taggart
  432. [2011-11-14 22:19:44] <Glacon> Salmander: Troll 1 sweeps at Taggart: 2 (6df+4=3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  433. [2011-11-14 22:19:53] <Salmander> 6df+4 Troll 2 brings its club down
  434. [2011-11-14 22:19:54] <Glacon> Salmander: Troll 2 brings its club down: 5 (6df+4=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 0, 0)
  435. [2011-11-14 22:20:10] <Daedalize> 6df+3 Why is the smorgasbord spinning? Smorgasbord should not spin.
  436. [2011-11-14 22:20:10] <Glacon> Daedalize: Why is the smorgasbord spinning? Smorgasbord should not spin.: 4 (6df+3=3+, 3+, 0, 4-, 0, 0)
  437. [2011-11-14 22:20:17] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  438. [2011-11-14 22:20:17] <Glacon> TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  439. [2011-11-14 22:20:46] <Salmander> Taggart manages to dodge both swings
  440. [2011-11-14 22:21:00] <Salmander> Meanwhile, in the background, the munching continues
  441. [2011-11-14 22:21:10] <TheRaven> "Now, are you going to leave or is this going to get uglier?"
  442. [2011-11-14 22:21:40] <Salmander> They grunt
  443. [2011-11-14 22:21:42] <Dawny> 6df+3 Tiana rushes to the king and tries to slit his throat.
  444. [2011-11-14 22:21:42] <Glacon> Dawny: Tiana rushes to the king and tries to slit his throat.: 6 (6df+3=4-, 3+, 3+, 3+, 0, 3+)
  445. [2011-11-14 22:22:15] <Salmander> Tiana gets her fingers bitten as her knife slips on all those folds of fat
  446. [2011-11-14 22:23:02] <Dawny> "Ouch. Mère de Dieu"
  447. [2011-11-14 22:23:34] <Salmander> the king pauses for a moment, licks his lips, then tries to snap for her hand again
  448. [2011-11-14 22:23:37] <Salmander> 4df+4
  449. [2011-11-14 22:23:38] <Glacon> Salmander: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  450. [2011-11-14 22:23:52] <TheRaven> He works the bolt on his rifle and takes aim at the nearest one. "This is my boomstick. If either of you primitive fucks try to touch me again, you're gonna wind up like your friend over there." He motions to the larger one.
  451. [2011-11-14 22:24:11] <Salmander> The larger one groans and begins to get up
  452. [2011-11-14 22:24:13] <Daedalize> Recovering slightly, Sigrun climbs onto the table. Perhaps they will hesitate to smash their king's feast. She looks for wine.
  453. [2011-11-14 22:24:16] <Salmander> Roll pdef tiana
  454. [2011-11-14 22:24:35] <Salmander> There are several chardonnays strewn about
  455. [2011-11-14 22:25:12] <Daedalize> Anything higher proof?
  456. [2011-11-14 22:25:43] <Scantron> "Fuck it." Green wheels to the wall and grabs a torch.
  457. [2011-11-14 22:25:52] <Salmander> A very strong looking red wine with a label you cannot read
  458. [2011-11-14 22:26:22] <Daedalize> She grabs that and moves towards the king along the table, staying out of reach of his flabby hands.
  459. [2011-11-14 22:26:38] <Salmander> 4df+4 Troll 1 takes another swing at Taggart
  460. [2011-11-14 22:26:39] <Glacon> Salmander: Troll 1 takes another swing at Taggart: 2 (4df+4=4-, 4-, 0, 0)
  461. [2011-11-14 22:26:46] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  462. [2011-11-14 22:26:47] <Glacon> TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 4-, 0, 3+, 4-)
  463. [2011-11-14 22:26:51] <Salmander> Complete miss
  464. [2011-11-14 22:27:00] <Scantron> To Sigrun: "Hey, you toss that shit at him, and I'll set 'im on fire."
  465. [2011-11-14 22:27:01] <TheRaven> "Okay, I see how it is."
  466. [2011-11-14 22:27:10] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Drop the one attacking
  467. [2011-11-14 22:27:11] <Glacon> TheRaven: Drop the one attacking: 6 (6df+8=4-, 0, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  468. [2011-11-14 22:27:22] <Salmander> Ranged?
  469. [2011-11-14 22:27:28] <TheRaven> Yep
  470. [2011-11-14 22:27:34] <Salmander> 4df+4
  471. [2011-11-14 22:27:35] <Glacon> Salmander: 6 (4df+4=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  472. [2011-11-14 22:27:41] <Daedalize> "Agreed!" She uncorks the bottle and dumps it on the king's head.
  473. [2011-11-14 22:27:43] <Salmander> Taggart surprisingly misses
  474. [2011-11-14 22:27:52] <Salmander> The king looks up, confused
  475. [2011-11-14 22:27:57] <Salmander> He laps up the wine
  476. [2011-11-14 22:28:10] <Scantron> Green tosses the torch, tagging BSA Standard
  477. [2011-11-14 22:28:20] <Scantron> 6df+4 BURN, FUCKER, BURN
  478. [2011-11-14 22:28:20] <Glacon> Scantron: BURN, FUCKER, BURN: 5 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  479. [2011-11-14 22:28:23] <Salmander> Troll 2 swings at Taggart
  480. [2011-11-14 22:28:26] <Salmander> 4df+4
  481. [2011-11-14 22:28:26] <Glacon> Salmander: 3 (4df+4=4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  482. [2011-11-14 22:28:36] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  483. [2011-11-14 22:28:36] <Glacon> TheRaven: 6 (6df+6=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 0, 4-)
  484. [2011-11-14 22:28:39] <Salmander> The torch flies through the air
  485. [2011-11-14 22:28:44] <Salmander> Troll 2 misses
  486. [2011-11-14 22:28:50] <Salmander> And then lands just short of the king
  487. [2011-11-14 22:28:56] <TheRaven> "Oh, you didn't just try that again."
  488. [2011-11-14 22:29:01] <Salmander> Who seems very unbothered by this whole business
  489. [2011-11-14 22:29:01] <Scantron> "Fucking shit!"
  490. [2011-11-14 22:29:06] <TheRaven> 6df+8 Shooting at the nearest one
  491. [2011-11-14 22:29:07] <Glacon> TheRaven: Shooting at the nearest one: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  492. [2011-11-14 22:29:08] <Daedalize> Cursing, Sigrun fumbles to pull a match from her bag.
  493. [2011-11-14 22:29:11] <Salmander> 4df+4
  494. [2011-11-14 22:29:12] <Glacon> Salmander: 3 (4df+4=4-, 0, 4-, 3+)
  495. [2011-11-14 22:29:35] <Salmander> Troll 2 is hit in the leg and falls to the ground, making an odd ulululu sound and clutching its leg
  496. [2011-11-14 22:29:43] <Salmander> Troll 1 picks up Troll 2 and cradles it
  497. [2011-11-14 22:29:45] <Daedalize> She finds one, strikes it, and tosses it into the king's lap.
  498. [2011-11-14 22:29:52] <Salmander> The king is set ablaze
  499. [2011-11-14 22:29:55] <Salmander> He screams
  500. [2011-11-14 22:30:09] <Scantron> "Hell yeah!"
  501. [2011-11-14 22:30:25] <Salmander> He falls to the ground but is unable to offset the fire
  502. [2011-11-14 22:30:34] <Scantron> 6df+7 Green wonders if one of the two trolls has a dick drawn on its face.
  503. [2011-11-14 22:30:35] <Glacon> Scantron: Green wonders if one of the two trolls has a dick drawn on its face.: 9 (6df+7=0, 0, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  504. [2011-11-14 22:30:55] <Salmander> Green can now see Troll 1 has a dick on his face, as Troll 1 has begun transforming into Nolan
  505. [2011-11-14 22:31:00] <Daedalize> "THAT IS VHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING ZE HONORABLE SMORGASBORD!"
  506. [2011-11-14 22:31:05] <Salmander> Troll 2 transforms into Eva, who is still shot
  507. [2011-11-14 22:31:21] <Sequence> Eva shouts incomprehensibly.
  508. [2011-11-14 22:31:28] <Scantron> "Shit!"
  509. [2011-11-14 22:31:30] <TheRaven> "The fuck!"
  510. [2011-11-14 22:31:42] <TheRaven> "Medic!"
  511. [2011-11-14 22:31:44] <Salmander> Big troll appears to almost chip away. And then hes gone.
  512. [2011-11-14 22:32:04] <Salmander> The king screams again
  513. [2011-11-14 22:32:21] <Salmander> The world is engulfed in white light
  514. [2011-11-14 22:32:22] <Scantron> Green wheels over to Eva (leaving room for a possibly more experienced medic)
  515. [2011-11-14 22:32:29] <Salmander> And then they were in the sub again
  516. [2011-11-14 22:32:53] <Salmander> Still in the exact same positions, but closer together
  517. [2011-11-14 22:32:53] <Scantron> "I got th- wait what?"
  518. [2011-11-14 22:33:08] <TheRaven> "Okay, where'd that king motherfucker go. I'm going to wear his teeth as a necklace."
  519. [2011-11-14 22:33:22] <Salmander> The sub drifts up
  520. [2011-11-14 22:33:23] <Scantron> "He got set on fire."
  521. [2011-11-14 22:33:27] <Daedalize> Sigrun exhales sharply. "I set fire to him."
  522. [2011-11-14 22:33:29] <Salmander> And surfaces in the sub station
  523. [2011-11-14 22:33:29] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan pushes himself up off the sub floor, rubbing his face. "Fuck..what.."
  524. [2011-11-14 22:33:34] <Sequence> Eva whimpers and curls up.
  525. [2011-11-14 22:33:53] <Salmander> The hatch opens and immediately paramedics come in and pick up Eva
  526. [2011-11-14 22:34:24] <Sequence> She's in a lot of pain.
  527. [2011-11-14 22:34:25] <Daedalize> Is there any blood on the floor of the sub?
  528. [2011-11-14 22:34:29] <Salmander> Yep
  529. [2011-11-14 22:35:12] <Daedalize> Sigrun sighs. "Direktor? Could ve please haff a towel?"
  530. [2011-11-14 22:35:12] <Mr_Wilt> "What happened?"
  531. [2011-11-14 22:35:21] <Salmander> A towel is thrown in
  532. [2011-11-14 22:35:24] <Scantron> "Someone should clean that up. I'm not going for another jacuzzi party."
  533. [2011-11-14 22:35:32] <Salmander> Nolan and Eva remember everything
  534. [2011-11-14 22:35:34] <Daedalize> Sigrun mops up the blood. "Already done."
  535. [2011-11-14 22:35:50] <Salmander> Being picked up by a troll
  536. [2011-11-14 22:35:59] <TheRaven> Taggart climbs out, cursing more intensely that you might have thought possible.
  537. [2011-11-14 22:36:00] <Scantron> "Cool." Green exits the sub and heads for the cafeteria.
  538. [2011-11-14 22:36:02] <Salmander> Reappearing and wanting to maim Taggart
  539. [2011-11-14 22:36:19] <Salmander> Being shot
  540. [2011-11-14 22:36:56] <Daedalize> Sigrun climbs out after him, bloody towel in hand.
  541. [2011-11-14 22:36:58] <Salmander> "Good work. hehe." Salman gives them a thumbs up as they exit.
  542. [2011-11-14 22:37:11] <TheRaven> "That fucking cunt of a king had better hope I never see him again."
  543. [2011-11-14 22:37:28] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan climbs out of the sub and rushes off to help the paramedics.
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