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  1. Batman: C’mon, he’s Batman. All joking and fanboyism aside, genius and physical fitness go a long way towards success. If given time to prepare and select his own gadgets, Batman would be high on the chart even if he didn’t win.
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  3. Indiana Jones: Yeah, I’m an indy fan myself, but a lot of his success in the movies came from a mixture of luck and knowledge of ancient cultures. He’d have a fair shot, again, due to intelligence, but I don’t think he’d rank high against the present competition.
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  5. Éowyn: I don’t think she’d fare well. She’s good with a sword, but we have no reason to believe she’s good without armor and an army to back her. Does she even have any serious wilderness survival skills?
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  7. Rambo: He’s done this before, though not against dinosaurs. Rambo would have an edge against most of the other participants, and if he got hold of a gun or bow he’d be a good match for most of the dinos too.
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  9. Elektra: She’s a ninja and has telekinetic and telepathic powers, so she’d be pretty powerful against other human participants. I’m not fully aware of how much her powers would work against charging raptors, though.
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  11. Bear Grylls: Survivalism is a plus. Even if the show itself is a lot of BS, the man still knows his shit and is willing to eat and drink whatever necessary to live. He also served in the military, so at the very least has basic combat training.
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  13. *Edit: Okay, and apparently he was SAS, so yeah, he has more than “basic” military training, thus my careful use of the words “at least.” Thanks to the dozens of Bear fans that pointed that out.
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  15. Ripley: A woman with some military training and a slew of combat experience vs. non-human combatants. She learned how to fight xenomorphs, which are in my opinion even deadlier than raptors and most other dinosaurs, so she’s got a good chance of survival if she can find the right tools for the job.
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  17. William Wallace: Exceptionally tough and very skilled at melee combat. He’d be a match for most of the list here in direct combat, and his experience living on the run in the hills would likely mean he’s got a good bit of survivalism and wilderness training too.
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  19. Black Widow: Exceptional combat and black ops training. She’d be extremely dangerous to the other combatants, and if contestants were allowed to use their own gear, she’d even be a match for Batman in the gadgets department.
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  21. Maximus: Extremely skilled at melee combat and, being in the military, probably trained in wilderness survival as well. However, if any high-tech items get involved he’d be at the same disadvantage as Wallace and Éowyn.
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  23. The Bride/Black Mamba: Crazy Tarantinoisms aside, she’s the world’s deadliest assassin, so stealth and killing are both on her side. Along with that is probably a fair bit of survival skill since assassins tend to prepare for the possibility of roughing it. I’m not sure how she’d handle dinosaurs, though.
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  25. Eddard Stark: Assuming he didn’t actually die this time, Stark wasn’t a particularly powerful man. Decent in a fight, a good leader, and intelligent, he’d only be slightly above average. Even if you don’t count the fact that Bean always plays doomed characters, I don’t think he’d do too well.
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  27. Edit: Never read the books. As others have pointed out, Stark’s actually an extremely skilled warrior, likely on par with Maximus, Wallace, and the other warrior types.
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  29. Xena: Not really fair since Xena is a demigod. I’d say that fact alone would give her an immense advantage over the other contestants. Also, she’s won fights against olympian gods and mythical monsters, so dinosaurs are going to be considerably easier. When you can beat up the god of war with your bare hands, you’ve got something of an advantage for sure. Definitely high on the potential winners list.
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  31. Hawkeye: Similar to Batman in that he has no super powers but is at peak human conditioning, Hawkeye is an exceptional archer, so as long as he has a bow he’s going to wipe the floor with most medium-sized dinos as well as most of the other contestants.
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  33. Alice: Assuming her T-Virus powers are in effect, she’s going to be pretty effective. Telekinesis and superhuman reflexes and strength mixed with special ops training make for a nasty combination. Also, she’s one of those on the list that has fought non-humans and humans alike.
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  35. Aragorn: Similar to William Wallace and Maximus, Aragorn could decimate most of the combatants in melee combat with a sword, but with the added bonus of being an extremely skilled archer. His supernatural age also grants him more life experience, and his life as a ranger means he’s going to excel at wilderness survival.
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  37. Lara Croft: She’s basically a female Indiana Jones with a little more combat experience. I don’t know how her wilderness survival skills are, but she has fought both humans and, coincidentally enough, dinosaurs, all while evading lethal traps. Come to think of it, the whole “Hunger games by Jigsaw inside Jurassic Park” is basically a good description of several of the Tomb Raider games, so it’s safe to say she’s done this before.
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  39. Leonidas: Born and raised a warrior and likely trained in wilderness survival, Leonidas is going to be on par with characters like Rambo or Wallace, except better in melee combat thanks to being literally raised on it. Also, with no true fear of death he’ll have a psychological advantage.
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  41. Katniss Everdeen: Kat’s a good archer and knows quite a bit about wilderness survival, skills that helped her in the Hunger Games. However, those didn’t involve rampaging dinosaurs, nor did it involve competing against the likes of trained killers and combat veterans like the rest of this list. She would be at a very severe disadvantage and I don’t see her lasting very long.
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  43. Conan: If it moves, crush it. Conan would be great at melee combat, and as the movies show he’s not all brawn, actually possessing keen intellect and considerable cunning as well. He’s also good at surviving in the wilds and fighting mythical beasts, so I would say he’s at least as capable as the rest of the medieval/fantasy characters on the list.
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  45. Achilles: Assuming we’re using the movie depiction rather than the legendary myth, Achilles isn’t invulnerable, but he is a superhumanly skilled melee combatant. As a result, he’d likely be able to defeat most of the other pure sword fighters in the list, and might handle raptors well, too. Not too sure what his survival skills are, though.
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  47. Sarah Connor: Sarah’s just an ordinary woman that trained with some survivalists for a few years. She has no true military training and no evidence of any wilderness survival training either. Chances are, she’d be one of the first ones to fall without some luck on her side.
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  49. Miho: Likely wouldn’t fare much better than any of the other ninja-esque characters, though Miller refers to her as the “good demon” of Sin City, so there may be supernatural power no one is seeing. She’s deadly with swords and is completely silent (and a mute to top it off).
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  51. Hit-Girl: Deceptively deadly for her size, trained in just about every form of ranged weapon as well as melee combat. Extremely clever, but proven to still be a bit immature and possibly rash in certain situations. Has also never fought a dinosaur.
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