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  6. **Number of items:** SCP-2101-J
  7. **Object Class:** Keter
  8. **Special containment procedures:** The SCP - 2101 - J is maintained at all times, should be placed in lead-acid battery box. 5 protection must be the person you need to - you six brand unless the district is locked with the appropriate permissions to use them to make sure that key [edit] Read the box and, O must be specified.2101 - - any appropriate authority, SCP, rather, J is (# tests, owner) party discipline that tries to use the fact that:
  9. *The first trial: Foundation Members (of), SCP in question - [expletive deleted] of 682 is assigned to the cleaners.
  10. *Second attempt: a problem () is demoted to a member of the basic state of development.
  11. *One of the three tests: Member of the Foundation, as soon as possible (eventually) contain the problem.
  12. **Description:** The SCP - 2101 - All agents memetic are examples of text j or electronic documentation, "Japanese English" People were generated based on the poor but it is translated is written in exchange for a pit in English and Japanese is. The 2101 - J is done in this and / text electronic sources, and slowly [redacted] ING clear writing.
  13. //Note: Incidents SCP - 2101 ■ 2101 annual clip since the radio j - j is the event at all tests have been suspended until further notice.//
  14. // What [deleted expletive] to? 2101 Who - J released? Reboot! Reboot now? - Drmilton//
  15. REBOOTING....
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  20. REBOOT SUCCESFUL
  21. LOADING FILE....
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  24. **Item #:** SCP-2101-J
  25. **Object Class:** Keter
  26. **Secure Containment Procedures:** SCP-2101-J must be placed in a lead box, with security personnel guarding it at all times. Said lead box must be locked securely with a [REDACTED] brand lock, and the key must be guarded by O-5 personnel unless proper authorization is given to its use. --Any Foundation personnel that attempt to use SCP-2101-J without proper authorization will be disciplined (organized by # of offenses):
  27. 1st offense: Offending Foundation member(s) will be assigned to cleaning SCP-682's [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
  28. 2nd offense: Offending Foundation member(s) will be demoted to D-class status.
  29. 3rd offense: Offending Foundation member(s) will be terminated immediately.-- Any Foundation Personnel who attempt to use 2101-J are to be shot on sight unless they have O-5 or higher security clearence.
  30. **Description:** SCP-2101-J is a memetic agent that causes all text, whether it is in written or electronic form, to revert to "Engrish", which is English that is poorly translated from the Japanese language. 2101-J does this by [REDACTED]ing to the written/ electronic text source, and slowly [DATA EXPUNGED].
  31. //Note: due to the events of Incident SCP-2101-J-■, all testing on 2101-J has been suspended until further notice.//
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