Your cards are not magic, and they fail to make anything interesting. Deadpool seems to be preocupied by his own troubles.. What do you do?
shootdawhoop99
Running behind the monster, Nate quickly throws a bunch of cards at the monster's back
RascalyWabit
The monster has hard scales, and while you have no trouble hitting him the cards do little to no damage. It takes a turn to move and face you. Spittle escapes from it's scales and mouth
shootdawhoop99
Nate decides to target the face instead of the back
RascalyWabit
That is a little harder to hit, but you manage it. It.. doesn't do very much.. You deal one damage to the beast. It looks upon you as if you are a bug. Which you might as well be considering the size difference. It winds up for an attack.
shootdawhoop99
Nate waits to see what the monster is attacking with, and jumps on the part of the beast that attempted to attack him
RascalyWabit
You attempt to defend against a long windup ability by standing still? Okay then. It's entire weight comes crashing towards you in what one can only describe as a cataclysm. Your roll is not enough for Dex or Con to defend against it. You are slammed into the ground.
You are dealt a massive 9 damage, YIKES
The monster must take another wind up turn to even get up.
shootdawhoop99
Still disoriented from that devastating attack, Nate climbs the monster in hopes of finding a weak spot, or at the very least getting a better shot at the face
RascalyWabit
(Hold on)
RascalyWabit
You see Deadpool off to the side holding his own against the card monsters. He seems to be glancing at where you are every so often. Doesn't he see you need help? You successfully climb the monster, bad thoughts about your mentor aside. You don't really see anything different about the back.
The giant mass of scales seems to be confused as to your whereabouts.
shootdawhoop99
Jumping onto the monster's face, Nate tossing a storm of cards into the monster's eyes before going onto the back again before the monster can hurt him
tosses*
RascalyWabit
You roll for STR to hold on after this thing screeches and attempts to shake you off. You are successful. Dear lord Deadpool is still just staring at you. You deal a nice 6 damage.
Magic final boss tries to reach back and grab you, but it is unable to reach.
RascalyWabit
((back))
[chaos.esper.net]
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RascalyWabit
((I'm here sorry))
shootdawhoop99
(Question, is the monster blinded by my attack to the eyes?)
RascalyWabit
((No it has many eyes. You did take out a good half of them though.))
RascalyWabit
((Are you responding lel?))
shootdawhoop99
Climbing off of the monster, Nate stands in the swamp and waves his arms up and down to get the monster's attention. He is ready to dodge the attack that the monster will do.
RascalyWabit
It roars at you, spittle getting everywhere. The drops that hit the floor burn a small hole in it. Ouch... It starts to speed towards you
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(Wait)
RascalyWabit
It starts slow but very quickly gains speed. You are prepared however, and the preparedness gives you just the right amount of time to dodge. It takes out a good area before coming to a stop about 5 meters away from you.
shootdawhoop99
Nate takes the advantage of the stopped creature to bring out the heavy guns: business cards. With the smaller design, and the thinner card stock, the cards are faster and sharper than a normal deck of cards. However, he only has a limited supply of his dad's business cards and other miscellaneous business cards. He aims for the face one last time.
RascalyWabit
The cards hit straight and true, who ever thought that cards could be so violent!? GAMBIT WOULD BE PROUD. You deal a decent 5 damage from just a straight hit to it's snout. It roars and chases you down while grabbing out with it's two limbs.
shootdawhoop99
Nate jumps to the side to dodge the hands, wondering how much health this thing has.
RascalyWabit
You fail to dodge, but that was to be expected. Rolling a 20 Nate is primed to perform some epic shit. Instead of being grabbed like was unavoidable or dodging like is impossible, you instead simply jump over it's arms back onto the things back. Deadpool has dispatched the rest of the monster and is looking at you do amazing things.
shootdawhoop99
Prepping more business cards, Nate jumps on the face to unleash another hell of cards, concentrating directly on the remaining eyes. Nate jumps onto the back again once he attack is finished.
RascalyWabit
Your business cards are highly effective. It blinds the creature, and as an added bonus also seems to be killing it. Things start to go wrong from there.
RascalyWabit
With a final screech, it dies. But not before falling. It falls towards your house, and you are smack dab between it and a hard place! You both crash. Things go quiet.
RascalyWabit
It is not long after when the beast has turned into a bunch of shitty cut cards. Deadpool is there, and he digs you out of the rubble
But not entirely, you are still quite stuck.
You are down to one health.
shootdawhoop99
Coughing from the debris of his partially destroyed house, Nate lets out the one liner "I guess you could say it's true name is 'dead' now."
Using the last of his strength, he attempts to pull himself from the wreckage.
RascalyWabit
Deadpool pushes you down. You are quite confused and exhausted.
"Kid, there is one last thing we need to talk about, before you go."
shootdawhoop99
"What is it?"
RascalyWabit
"There are some things that you might not be able to handle on your own. In times of great peril.. Put me on. I am a boon of no greater value. What do you think kid? Eventually, lets fight together."