6 And Zyzz was greatly distressed, for the people spoke of stoning him,
  because all the people were mirin, each for his sons and daughters.
7 But Zyzz strengthened himself in Brodin.
8 I dreamed I was lifting in the gym with Zyzz, and across the gym air
  flashed lifts from my life.
9 For each lift I noticed two sets of barbells in the gym; one belonged to me,
  and the other to Zyzz.
10 When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the
   barbells in the gym.
11 I noticed that many times along the path of my life, there was only
   one barbell.
12 I also noticed that it happened at the very hardest and toughest lifts in
   my life, this really bothered me, and I questioned zyzz about it:
13 "Zyzz, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would lift with
   me all the way.
14 But I have noticed that during the hardest lifts in my life, there is only
   one barbell.
15 I don’t understand why in times when I needed you the most, you would leave me."
16 Zyzz replied, "My precious, precious bro. I love you (no homo), and I would never,
   ever leave you during your times of DOMS and suffering.
17 When you saw only one barbell, it was then that I spotted you."