[19:50:21] +terui: Hey guys, what should I get for my friend who's premenstrual? I want to make her feel comfortable but we're not dating so I'm not sure how to get her something without being creepy. We've only gotten a bit closer since the beginning of the week and I don't want to feel like a creep.
    [19:50:33] +chumped: wat
    [19:50:42] +terui: The extent of our friendship is her calling me cute.
    [19:50:50] +Breeloom: buy her a car
    [19:50:53] +Breeloom: ;^}
    [19:50:53] +chumped: is this a copypasta i don't know
    [19:51:02] +terui: Preferably, something consumable.
    [19:51:13] +terui: "Hey guys, what should I get for my friend who's premenstrual? I want to make her feel comfortable but we're not dating so I'm not sure how to get her something without being creepy. We've only gotten a bit closer since the beginning of the week and I don't want to feel like a creep."
    [19:51:32] %z0mOG: get her a present
    [19:51:34] %z0mOG: that might help
    [19:51:34] +chumped: just tell her to eat ur dick
    [19:52:07] +Breeloom: what if she actually ate it
    [19:52:22] +Breeloom: like she bit it off
    [19:52:24] +chumped: i think temp's into that
    [19:52:25] +chumped: you should ask him
    [19:53:30] +terui: The best way to describe her is that she partially looks like she's part of the pop-punk circle but she doesn't really act like it.
    [19:53:53] +chumped: so why do you want to get your friend a present for going on her period
    [19:54:23] +terui: Because I think she's cute and she thinks I'm cute.
    [19:54:35] +terui: (๑￫‿ฺ￩๑)
    [19:54:51] +terui: spoiler: I'm sorry for the weeb emote
    [19:54:55] +chumped: then ask her out
    [19:54:56] +chumped: you don't fucking start that with "hey I know you're bleeding out of your vagina this week so i bought you a throw pillow"
    [19:55:52] +terui: I'm really nervous because she might me getting her a present is too much.
    [19:56:14] +terui: I only know she's premenstrual because she had really bad cramps during rehearsal.
    [19:56:35] +chumped: what if she's pregnant
    [19:56:45] +chumped: or she just had cramps
    [19:57:25] +Breeloom: what if ur the father
    [19:57:31] +Breeloom: plot twist imo
    [19:58:05] +chumped: what if ur her father too???
    [19:58:15] +terui: I feel kinda let down because she's really buddy buddy with a metrosexual/gay guy and I saw her kiss his hand.
    [19:58:44] +chumped: i honestly don't know how to type out how that post made me feel
    [19:58:45] +chumped: lmoa
    [19:59:03] +chumped: if he's gay why would you even care
    [19:59:04] +terui: It makes me feel shitty imo.
    [19:59:09] +chumped: and who kisses someone's hand
    [19:59:17] +terui: metro/gay/bi I think.
    [19:59:23] +terui: I mean what if he likes girls.
    [19:59:25] +terui: ?
    [19:59:26] +chumped: ok so he's a faggot
    [19:59:30] +chumped: np
    hax for days left
    [19:59:41] +chumped: just ask her out
    [19:59:54] +terui: She's like a year older than me.
    [19:59:57] +terui: She's a senior.
    [20:00:01] +chumped: [19:54:23] +terui: Because I think she's cute and she thinks I'm cute.
    [20:01:04] +terui: No, she thinks I'm a "puppy lost at the park" kind of cute.
    [20:01:13] lt3s va: i have advice from roseyraid about your situation, terui
    [20:01:14] +chumped: ok then just get over it
    [20:01:15] +chumped: pick one
    [20:01:16] lt3s va: fuck her in the pussy
    [20:01:33] lt3s va: that's all the advice rosey gave to temp and now he has a gf
    [20:01:59] +terui: No, I think if we get to know each other better, I can get a chance.
    [20:02:01] +chumped: yeah but temp's going to try eating his gf if they ever try to have sex
    [20:02:09] lt3s va: just her arm first
    [20:02:27] +chumped: terui why are you even blogging about it here
    [20:02:39] lt3s va: b/c we're all friends here ^_^
    [20:02:43] +terui: ^
    [20:02:56] lt3s va: we can switch to serious advice in a few minutes
    [20:03:00] lt3s va: just need time to get the jokes out first
    [20:03:04] +terui: ^^^
    [20:03:20] +terui: Damn, I wish my nigga Apathos was here.
    [20:04:06] +terui: We'd be beta-ing it up so much that he could actually help me
    [20:13:08] +terui: What's the best food for some that's PMSing?
    [20:14:10] %z0mOG: terui i would guess chocolate
    [20:14:11] %z0mOG: but you're asking to wrong group of people
    [20:18:49] +terui: What the fuck is going on in The Happy Place?
    [20:18:59] +terui: I just need advice.
    [20:19:14] +terui: Can a global redirect these nerds to AmphyRP
    [20:19:15] +terui: ?
    [20:26:29] +chumped: >unironically going to the happy place for any reason
    [20:27:14] +terui: Well, where else would I go for advice?
    [20:27:24] Aryloid: pastebin worthy
    [20:27:40] +chumped: not pokemon showdown
    [20:27:47] +chumped: at all
    [20:28:09] +terui: /adv/ doesn't load for some reason because of how I riced 4chan.
    [20:28:14] +terui: Could be the scripts.
    [20:28:29] +chumped: why don't you try
    [20:28:29] +chumped: talking to an irl friend
    [20:28:59] +terui: Can't trust these niggas.
    [20:28:59] +chumped: that knows you and the girl
    [20:29:35] +terui: I don't know, I feel like no secrets are sacred in my community.
    [20:30:06] +Breeloom: just announce it to the whole world
    [20:30:09] +Breeloom: have pride in ur feelings
    [20:30:10] +Breeloom: <3
    [20:30:20] +chumped: just want to point out that you're talking about buying a gift for a girl that is pms-ing and has no romantic feelings for you whatsoever so that you can win her over
    [20:30:20] +chumped: and you went to a pokemon simulator for advice
    [20:30:27] +chumped: you're like personifying autism right now
    [20:31:01] +Breeloom: chumped literally heartless
    [20:31:21] lt3s va: what if we're actually your classmates
    [20:31:42] lt3s va: and chomped is that theresa girl you like
    [20:31:52] +Breeloom: no even better
    [20:31:57] +Breeloom: what if chomped was her dad
    [20:31:58] +Breeloom: :^)
    [20:32:41] lt3s va: :O
    [20:33:06] +terui: This is such a niche place
    [20:33:15] +terui: Nobody in my class would know about this.
    [20:37:13] +chumped: but seriously if you touch my daughter i will shoot you in your socially impaired retard face
    [20:44:38] +terui: You know what I realized.
    [20:44:43] +terui: I should just hug her.
    [20:45:08] +terui: That's comfortable and isn't as creepy as going out of my way to cook her food.
    [20:45:10] +chumped: go for it
    [20:45:11] +chumped: no way that could go wrong in literally every scencario
    [20:45:45] +Breeloom: you should just propose to her!!!!
    [20:45:49] +Breeloom: totally not creepy!!!!
    [20:46:05] +chumped: >terui, why are you hugging me?
    [20:46:06] +chumped: >I knew you were on your period and I want you to date me!
    [20:46:06] +terui: chumped, I...
    [20:46:24] +terui: More like:
    [20:46:30] +terui: >How are you feeling today?
    [20:46:38] +terui: >I'm feeling okay/not okay.
    [20:46:51] +terui: >I hope you feel better.
    [20:46:56] +terui: then i hug her
    [20:46:57] +chumped: if you act this autistic irl though she might just see you as her retarded little brother
    [20:48:02] +terui: I actually don't.
    [20:48:31] +chumped: actually do whatever i don't give a fuck
    [20:48:32] +chumped: lmoa
    [20:48:41] +Breeloom: yea its ur life