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- >Just another boring, shitty day
- >Sitting at home doing nothing
- >Too poor-shit to afford more than rent and food
- >At least have a car and a job
- >But food rations are getting short and it isn't payday for another week
- >Will need to bum a meal off one of your friends
- >Again
- >Look around for the phone in the mess of your shitty apartment so you can call one of them
- >The guy who married the tanuki is probably getting ready to have steak about now
- >Get a better idea than aggravating your friends
- >Genius really
- >Look for public meal functions to crash and try to sneak out after filling up
- >Perfect plan/20
- >Look that shit up on your phone
- >Only one thing on the city's planner
- >A cheese and wine tasting
- >You can get drunk while getting fed, score!
- >Get the details on where it's happening and when
- >It's already about to start
- >Rush out the door in the nicest clothes you have
- >Which are just a spare set of work clothes without the pizza vest
- >Fuck that thing
- >Get into your car and pray that it starts on time
- >It wants you to eat too
- >Starts on the first try
- >Drive all the way to some small gathering hall near the suburbs
- >The sign says it's happening but there are only a few cars in the parking lot
- >Whatever, more for you
- >Head inside
- >Place looks fancy enough for people in suits and classy dresses
- >Tables filled with platters of cheese and glasses of wine
- >Extra bottles kept on one in the corner
- >No people at first glance
- >Before you walk into someone two feet shorter than you
- >Look down to see who it was
- >A hinezumi in a black dress, short black heels, and wearing red lipstick is sitting with her ass on the ground
- >Almost looks mad at you before she gets up
- >"Come in, try any you want! I'm sure that everyone else is just late! Try some of the swiss while you wait!" She chirps
- >Seems she's the hostess of this little event
- >Ask if you're the only one there so far
- >Just you two and a dormouse that fell asleep somewhere
- >Well, surely people are just being fashionably late
- >You spend a few hours making occasional smalltalk with the hostess
- >Eating the cheese and commenting on the taste
- >You're rather annoyed that there is nobody else to take the attention off you
- >Wine is good though
- >The dormouse eventually turns up and starts her own tasting
- >It's a rather boring affair all in all
- >But the free food is nice
- >The hostess begins drinking more and more though
- >And eventually gets freaking sauced when nobody has turned up by the last hour
- >End up sitting at a table just drinking wine and eating cheese with the two mice
- >The classy looking hinezumi is slurring
- >But damn that dormouse can hold her wine
- >Event hits the end date but nobody ever does show
- >Feeling a bit sorry for the hostess
- >Another bottle of wine down, she starts ranting
- >Wanted to use the event to find a boyfriend
- >Only guy that turned up was you
- >Not sure whether to be insulted that she didn't even consider it
- >But you are bumming free cheese
- >Hinezumi hostess looks at the dormouse
- >"Yoush kinda looksh like a guy."
- >What?
- >Hostess is starting to lean in on the confused dormouse
- >Getting too close for the smaller rodent's taste
- >Could help, but you're finally having fun
- >The hostess forces a kiss
- >Dormouse panics
- >Chair falls backwards
- >Hinezumi doesn't let her get away
- >You have to lean around the table to see what is going on
- >Hinezumi is full on making out with the unwilling dormouse
- >And then the hands start to wander
- >Half tempted to record this but it seems like someone has used that schtick before
- >Makes sense to your drunk head
- >Enjoy the show while sipping wine
- >Where did she learn those holds?
- >Well, she is a hinezumi
- >After that things sort of get hazy
- >Guess you drank too much yourself
- >Wake up
- >Back at your apartment
- >With the biggest hangover in the world
- >That's not a surprise
- >But that's when you realize something is wrong
- >There is a dormouse sleeping on your chest and a hinezumi's ass beside your face
- >This is a cozy predicament
- >Maybe one of them remembers what happened last night
- >Too bad they're sleeping like logs
- >Well, it's a bit hard to tell with a dormouse
- >They both reek of booze though
- >And are naked
- >So are you
- >Huh
- >Is that lipstick all over the dormouse?
- >Realization has produced some fine morning wood
- >And damn this dormouse looks nice
- >Or is that her charm talking?
- >You decide it'd be better to get some breakfast
- >Before realizing that you can't feed both of them too
- >Would they even like dry cereal?
- >Don't got money to pay for real food
- >While you try and figure out the solution a poking wakes the dormouse up
- >Halfway at least
- >Maybe
- >It's hard to tell with a dormouse
- >She sits up and squishes the morning wood under her round, soft ass
- >Doesn't even seem to realize it
- >Groans while holding her head
- >She's got a hangover too
- >No surprise there
- >Looks down at you and takes a few moments to remember
- >"Anon?"
- >That would be you, yes
- >A yawn comes from her
- >She isn't moving
- >Did she fall asleep sitting up on top of you?
- >....
- >Yep
- >Slap her ass to snap her awake
- >Squeaks when she does
- >And then hiccups
- >Suggest to her getting some water
- >Seems happy to go do so
- >Somehow didn't realize you had morning wood despite it being right between those round buns
- >Free, you stand up and look around
- >There are bottles of wine everywhere
- >Looks like the party moved here after you guys got kicked out
- >Where are their clothes though?
- >Oh, the hinezumi's dress is on a branch of that tree outside
- >She's not getting that back
- >At least she's not awake
- >Hinezumi wakes up
- >Stands
- >Darts to the bathroom to throw up
- >Well, you had to go and jinx it didn't you?
- >Head to the kitchen
- >Dormouse is snacking on cheese
- >You don't have cheese
- >Look in fridge
- >Oh
- >You have lots of cheese
- >Ask the dormouse what her name is
- >She says it's Terri
- >Ask what happened last night since she seems most likely to remember
- >Dodges question by asking where the coffee is
- >There is none of course
- >Hinezumi groans and walks into the room
- >Asks where coffee is
- >There isn't any
- >Groans some more
- >Settles for lots of water
- >You ask what her name is
- >Cassie
- >Ask if she knows what happened last night
- >No clue
- >Can't find her clothes
- >You mention where you saw them
- >More groaning
- >Agree to loan her a shirt until she can get home
- >Cassie finally notices the lipstick all over Terri
- >"Oh god tell me I didn't."
- >Well, you remember it heading in that direction last night
- >Loud groan
- >Offer to take them home
- >Terri pouts
- >Why is Terri pouting?
- >Stop that, nothing happened right?
- >Though all evidence points to something you'd like to remember
- >Terri won't answer
- >But doesn't want to leave
- >Cassie comes back wearing only one of your t-shirts
- >And gives Terri one for herself
- >If you could remember last night you'd be a lot happier
- >But this is a nice scene
- >You could use pants though
- >The morning wood has been on display for ages you realize
- >Slip away to get something to cover it
- >Can't help but feel they're staring
- >Well, that's only natural
- >By the time you return they're whispering about something
- >And Cassie doesn't seem too happy
- >You inquire about it
- >Cassie deflects the question by asking if you want to live somewhere nicer
- >Well, yeah
- >And have lots of food
- >Would be nice
- >And a girlfriend
- >...Where you goin with this mice ladies?
- >Turns out you got laid last night
- >Repeatedly
- >With both of them
- >And they're both the type of monster that gets hooked on their first man
- >So Cassie wants you to move in
- >And Terri wants to move in as well
- >Huh
- >Lots of questions here
- >First
- >What should I pack?
- BREEEPBREEPBREEPBREEP
- >Whassat?
- BRREEPBRREEEPBRREEEP
- >Oh yeah, the alarm
- >Awake now
- >In a big, soft, warm bed
- >Right side is warmer though
- >The source of that extra warmth shifts out of bed and turns the alarm off
- "You awake anon?"
- >Grumble and open eyes to look up at the nude hinezumi leaning over the bed
- >Cassie grins and gives you a kiss
- "Going to work, I'll be back around dinner. Don't sleep in too long."
- >Hard to get up with a dormouse clinging to my left side
- "Don't let Terri push you around then." Cassie teases
- >Leaves you alone to sleep in for your day off
- >Alone with a snoozing dormouse
- >Actually wake up sometime around noon
- >Still with Terri right next to you
- >Going to need to wake her up, you're starving
- >Few options to do that
- >Decide to go with the quickest option
- >By throwing the covers off and slapping her bare bottom
- >Terri yelps and jumps awake
- Hic
- >Huh?
- Hic
- >Oh good, the hiccups
- "Good morHICing AnoHiCn."
- >Terri sits up and starts rubbing the sleep from her eyes
- >Not easy when she keeps jumping an inch with each hiccup
- Hic
- >You get up and get yourself dressed
- Hic
- >Terri puts on your shirt from the night before and wanders into the kitchen
- >Still half asleep
- Hic
- >And that
- >Follow her in and get breakfast
- >Cold cereal is a bit hard for her at the moment
- >Suggest holding her breath, drinking some water, other folk remedies
- >Terri attempts
- HIC
- >Nope
- >Worse now
- >Think she cleared two inches that time
- HIC
- "Am I going to HIC die?" Terri asks
- >Not sure if serious
- >Worried look from other side of table says she is
- >Nobody ever died from the hiccups
- >But you don't tell her that
- >You know a few ways to fix hiccups
- >But you'll need a bit of time to get ready
- >Terri asks what it is
- >You won't say
- >Would ruin the surprise
- >She pouts and heads towards the living room to her usual spot
- HIC
- >Still don't know whether she has a job or not
- >Helps pay rent somehow
- >Now to get ready
- >Head to closet where your old stuff is stashed
- >Cassie had a huge apartment
- >Insisted everyone share a bed though
- >You could hardly complain
- >Eventually dig out the thing you're after
- >A big round cat helmet
- >Had to wear it for a 'fishy fiesta' event for work
- >And pay for it
- >Should come in handy now
- >Has a big toothy grin and wide cat eyes on the front
- >Pointed ears and eyeholes cut out as nostrils
- >Scared quite a few kids with this
- >And got attacked by a heckpup
- >That wasn't fun
- >Though she was still terrified of it
- >Slip the cramped, musty thing on your head
- >Can barely see out of it
- >Just like you remember it
- >No cheshires following you around though
- >Buddy started dating one of those
- >Think she was mute
- >No matter, for you are ready
- >You sneak into the living room
- >Terri is wobbling back and forth on her big pillow seat
- >Carefully creep up behind her
- >And then brush her tail with a finger
- >Terri looks back, confused
- >And sees the helmet
- >Loud mousy "EEEEK!" comes out of her
- >She scampers away
- >You attempt to give chase
- >Proclaiming yourself the cat king
- >She keeps squeaking and eeking
- >Corner her eventually
- >In the dryer
- >Shaking and confused
- "Don't eHICat me!"
- >Well, that didn't work
- HIC
- >It's worse now you think
- HICBONK
- >A whine comes from the open dryer as Terri holds her head
- >Tell her it's you and not to worry
- >She actually looks surprised
- >You didn't even change your clohing for this
- >Comes out of the dryer
- >And starts bopping you on the helmet amidst complaints
- >And hiccups
- >You apologize to try and get her to stop
- >Doesn't hurt really
- >Eventually have to hug her and lift the dormouse off the ground to make her stop
- >She's still pouting
- HIC
- >Now that she's calm you put her down and apologize again
- >When you try to take off the helmet it doesn't come off
- >It's stuck
- HIC
- >You try and twist and pull it off
- >But it's on too tight
- >This isn't good
- HIC
- >Tell her it's stuck
- >She starts to panic
- HIC
- HIC
- >You two decide to go to the kitchen to try and use oil to get it off
- >Can shower to get clean after
- >Head on up and find the oil
- >There is no way this isn't a good idea
- HIC
- >Terri suggests taking off your clothes so they don't get oily
- >Good thinking
- >Strip your clothes off
- >Shirt is a bit tough go get off over the helmet
- >But you manage somehow
- >Finally get to pouring some of the oil into the helmet
- HIC
- >That's way too much
- >Your eyes burn
- >Hard to breath
- >Stand up to try and pull it off as fast as you can
- HIC
- >Still stuck
- >But can now barely breath
- >With too much oil now running down your body
- HIC
- >Well, it can't get worse
- >You're still rather peeved with the situation
- >And then your body catches on fire
- HIC?!
- >Terri starts panicking as much as you do
- >You try and find a way outside to roll the flames out
- >Terri scampers around looking for the fire extinguisher
- >You can't see because of the flames
- >Running into things
- >Terri is trying to chase you down with the extinguisher
- HIC
- HIC
- HIC
- >She can't stop
- >The sound of the door opening doesn't get to your ears as you yell in panic
- >Cassie is home, and sees the scene
- >You with a cat helmet on your head
- >Greased up
- >On fire
- >Naked
- >With Terri chasing you around with the fire extinguisher
- >Hiccuping non-stop
- >With the whole apartment a mess
- >The hinezumi just has to stand there for a minute to let the scene soak in
- >Once she has, she walks in and stops you from running around
- >By front-flipping into a drop kick
- >The helmet splits in two
- >In your surprise Terri manages to use the extinguisher on you
- >Cassie just sighs at you
- "Why were you running around like that?"
- >"I was on freaking fire!"
- HIC
- "But you're immune to fire."
- >"What?"
- HIC
- "You're with a hinezumi. You can produce fire and aren't hurt by it."
- >....
- HIC
- >Cassie looks at Terri
- HIC
- >Before pulling her into a lip-locking kiss
- >She pinches Terri's nose
- >The dormouse squirms but Cassie doesn't let her go
- >After half a minute she lets go and lets Cassie drop
- >The hiccups are gone
- >"I guess you don't have dinner ready. Lets go to a bar to eat."
- >The three of you pile into Terri's car
- >You can barely fit your legs in the back due to how small it is
- >But that dormouse can drink you and Cassie under the table without trying
- >Cassie picks out the perfect bar for the three of you to eat at
- >It's a nice looking place but a bit empty for a prime time of the night
- >The only people there are your group, and one with two tanuki and a kitsune
- >When asked what you want you let Cassie order
- >Cheese sticks, fondue, cheese bread, and buffalo wings with blue cheese dipping sauce
- >And some nice booze to wash it down with
- >Food will take a little bit but you can tell Cassie is ready to stay and relax for a while anyways
- >By the time the food does arrive she's already slurring drunk and you have a mild buzz
- >Terri couldn't appear more sober
- >Cassie is doing all the talking as she unwinds though.
- "Sho that ssstupid dragon couldn't even undershtand the importance of cheeshe! I'da kicked her in the rump iffer tail werenn't in the way. Or she weren't a payin cushtomer."
- >You just pat Cassie's back while you eat with the other
- "An I come home to yeh two 'avin all kindsa fun! Ish not fair!"
- >"Well, it wasn't so much fun for us." You utter without thinking
- "I go to a kitchen ta werk fer eight hoursh a day ive timesh a week and you two git ta have all sorts of time alone ta 'ave fun! I bet yer fuckin' like were-rabbitsh."
- >Cassie is getting a bit grumbly now
- >You manage to corral your mouth before she speaks again after finishing her current glass
- "I know yew two werk but I wanna play with Terri too!"
- >What?
- >Terri perks up.
- "What?"
- "I wanna play wit Terri too! She'sh sho cute when she's nervoush!"
- >You try and tell her to quiet down, as you're getting odd looks from the group across the room
- >Terri isn't sure if she should run or not
- "An she'sh really shweet down there."
- >Then again, egging Cassie on could be fun
- >You ask what else she wants to do with Terri
- >Terri is not okay with this idea but can't escape now
- >Cassie lists off the things she did that time you all met
- >And a bunch of things she didn't do
- >Terri is beet red and ready to hide under the table
- >The food is almost gone, but you call for another round of drinks
- >This is great entertainment
- "I can't jusht get her all to myshelf, that would be weird..."
- >Not half as weird as all the things you said
- >But you don't say that
- >You just ask what Terri thinks of it
- "U-uhm... it's very fl-flattering...?"
- >"You heard her, she's alright with it."
- >Cassie perks up
- >Looks drunkenly at the dormouse
- >The dormouse looks at you for help
- >Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
- >The drinks arrive and Cassie gulps the glass down in seconds
- >You plan to savor yours
- >Cassie gets up and moves around the table
- >And falls right onto Terri
- >The two tumble to the floor and you get a case of deja vu
- >Cassie forcing kisses on Terri as the dormouse squirms and whines underneath
- >Cassie's hands drunkenly exploring the smaller mouse beneath her
- >And you're just sitting there, drinking your drink as the other table watches with wide, stunned eyes
- >The bartender seems to find the scene amusing too and doesn't stop it
- >Must be bored in such a quiet bar
- >Cassie is getting Terri's shirt off now
- >Dormouse is weakly accepting it
- >Cassie's hands slip under the bra to feel at the small breasts
- >The hinezumi keeps the kiss locked
- >But the fun ends when the succubus manager comes out of the back
- >Cassie is too angry about being forced to stop to pay the tab, so you have to cover it
- >It's an awkward ride home as Terri drives and you keep Cassie content on your lap in the back
- >But as soon as you get in the door of Cassie's apartment the hinezumi snatches Terri up and tries to run off with her to the bedroom
- >Before promptly tipping over and tumbling to the ground
- >You close the door behind you and walk on over
- >And pick both of them up under your arms
- >Like hell you can settle down and not have more fun with the two
- >You carry them into the bedroom and toss them on the bed
- >Cassie lunges at Terri to pull the poor dormouse's clothes off
- >Terri whines and tries to crawl away
- >But only gets tackled by Cassie before she can get off the bed
- >You are already naked and ready, but watch the two some more
- >Cassie pins Terri by sitting on her back before taking off her own clothing
- >Everyone is naked and varying degrees of drunk
- >Cassie makes the first move and flips Terri over
- >Hungry grin on the hinezumi's face as she descends
- >Putting her face down between those legs forces her ass up though
- >And it's like a bulls-eye to you
- >You move up behind Cassie and push your face into that lovely, steaming hot valley her round, toned ass makes
- >As Cassie makes Terri squirm you return the favor to Cassie
- >And the hinezumi doesn't seem to mind at all if the tail wrapped around your neck was any clue
- >It's not long before you can't handle the hardness of your erection due to the cute noises coming from the dormouse
- >So you stand up and line it up with the soaking hole you have made ready
- >The plunge inside is tight and boiling hot
- >Good thing heat doesn't hurt you anymore
- >Cassie lets out a squeak as you enter, her tail coming off your neck in her surprise
- >You thrust into the rat that has forgotten what she was doing before
- >She ends up making out with Terri as you squeeze her ass amidst the thrusting
- >You decide to switch to Terri after a short time, another surprised squeak coming from the smaller rodent
- >You do make sure to slap Cassie's ass so she doesn't feel left out
- >Terri is tighter, but not quite as hot as the one on top
- >But you can't hold on for much longer
- >Push deep inside Terri to let it out
- >Everyone takes a moment to rest
- >Cassie a few moments less than the two of you
- >She sits up and pulls you onto the bed, getting you on your back
- >Before getting Terri up on your hips, making her sit down on your erection
- >Cassie meanwhile almost sits on your face, giving you space to breath and work as she instructs Terri how to move
- >Terri is nervous as fuck but does as told
- >When she's doing good, you swear the two start making out again
- >So you get to work with your mouth again as the dormouse bounces on you
- >You last longer this time, but good things must come to an end
- >Finish inside the dormouse again
- >But at this point the only thing on your mind is rat snatch
- >And you want a piece of it
- >Cassie is too drunk to fight as you flip her off your face and onto the bed
- >Terri is glad to have a break
- >You pin Cassie down and pull her ass up
- >She positions herself willingly and reaches back to line you up
- >Since she's so eager, you don't hold back and ram it in
- >Squeaks and moans rain out of you as you take a long while to get the third round out of you
- >Once you do, you lay on top of Cassie and hold her to let yourself rest
- >You fall asleep after you turn over and pull Terri into the group hug
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