and am thus fat and happy wah
Austin - Today at 8:12 PM
Should get in shape
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:12 PM
I am in shape
I just ate
Austin - Today at 8:12 PM
"And am thus fat and happy"
fat is a shape
but it is not "in shape"
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:13 PM
I just said
I am in shape
>:T
Austin - Today at 8:13 PM
you cannot be in shape and also fat
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:13 PM
https://static.f-list.net/images/charimage/3356511.jpg  I am THIS.  But with SLIGHTLY SOFTER LOOKING STOMACH AT PRESENT
FUCKU
Austin - Today at 8:13 PM
You're the one who said you are fat
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:13 PM
IT IS A SAYING
Austin - Today at 8:13 PM
don't blame me for being so unhealthy that one meal makes you fat
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:14 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
pushes over
Austin - Today at 8:14 PM
Shoving to get your way
Someone hasn't gotten laid today
hugs chase
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:14 PM
>:T
bear hugs.  Aggressively.  Painfully.
Austin - Today at 8:15 PM
Am steelDoge
you know, because my abs don't go soft after one meal
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:16 PM
I am made out of the strongest of steel. >:T
Austin - Today at 8:17 PM
Whatever ya say, NoAbs
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:18 PM
>:T
Do I need to smack a bitch
Austin - Today at 8:19 PM
Sure, you'd be hitting yourself, though
Only bitch here
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:20 PM
palms Austin's face and shoves.  Again.  Extra hard.
Austin - Today at 8:21 PM
pirroutes through the shove, ending in a fabulous bow
Sorry, not gonna play grab-ass with a faggott :stuck_out_tongue:
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:22 PM
Look who's talking.  I'm not the one doing pirroutes and shit.  Faggot.
Austin - Today at 8:22 PM
Nah, you're just the one shoving people around, tryin' to get them to shove their cocks down your throat
Can't even keep your hands off me
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:22 PM
That is in fact not what I'm doing.  And because violence is an easy solution to a number of problems.
Austin - Today at 8:23 PM
It's not a solution if it doesn't work, silly
Wouldn't expect you to understand that, though
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:23 PM
What is that supposed to mean?
Austin - Today at 8:24 PM
I'll spell it out. You're a B. I. M. B. O.
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:24 PM
I am not a bimbo.(edited)
Hair's not long enough for that.  Nor are my tits that big.
Austin - Today at 8:24 PM
See, can't even remember how to use the word "hardly"
You just agreed that you are one
'splains why you're after stud-dick so much. Not gonna get it though
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:25 PM
If I was after that I'd just go for my own.
Austin - Today at 8:26 PM
Nah, can't fuck your own brains out, you're too dumb for that
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:27 PM
Why fuck my own brains out when can do that to others?
Austin - Today at 8:27 PM
What, with that micropenis?
It doesn't even have a canine tip
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:28 PM
It has come in both canid and equine flavors before.
Austin - Today at 8:28 PM
Doesn't change what the art shows
I mean, shit, gimme five minutes with you, and I'll have your whole body lookin' different
~Redtail~ - Today at 8:29 PM
I lost the one that did show otherwise.  Hah.
What's that supposed to mean?