CDA: «:: Blueballs, come back here. ::»
CDA: «:: If you're not paying for the doors, you vvill SURE as hell vvork it off. ::»
CDA: «:: I don't give a fuck if you're sucking Dick's bulge over here for the next vveek. ::»
CDA: «:: You're paying for that door. ::»
CAG: ...
CAG: WoW ThiS PlacE IS JusT
CDA: ❝Mäÿbë ÿöü shöüld ïnvëst ïn ä nöt sö shïttÿ döör thën ïf ÿöü dön't wänt më brëäkïng ït.❞
CDA: ❝Shöüld rëïnföcë thësë chäïrs töö.❞
CED: Hey, good idea.
CSO: >& she was giving me a hard time. She's the one trying to get people laid.<
CED: Eight hundred caegars.
CED: Wait, she is?
CED: Wow, thats so funny, because she spends every secoond I'm around trying to make sure I *don't* get laid.
CSO: >& here she is, trying to help you get your bulge sucked. Awfully sweet of her, I'd say.<
CDA: «:: It vvas just a fucking example, you cretins./ ::»
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] scowls. --
CED: From him? He looχ² like he'd crunch on it like one of those tacky candy cigs.
CDA: «:: On second thought... ::»
-- CURRENT amicableGunslinger [CAG] refills her rum and chugs it down, coughing and hacking as it goes down multiple wrong holes --
-- CURRENT dogmaticAristocrat [CDA] casually grins ED and crunches down on the cigarette as if on cue --
CDA: «:: If you bite his bulge off, I might actually forgive you that debt. ::»
CDA: ❝Dön't tëmpt më.❞
CED: Ahem. Bossman.
CDA: «:: In fact, I'll pay for it. ::»
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] grins mischeviously at ED. --
CDA: ❝Höw müch ärë wë tälkïng äböüt hërë.❞
CDA: «:: VVell, the eighthundred from the chair and doors... ::»
-- CURRENT exponentialDownfall [CED] looks at SO --
CED: Wow,
CDA: «:: And then, I'll pay you a vveek's vvage to bite his bulge off. ::»
CED: I don't know if I should be flattered or slightly disturbed.
CED: Tch. I get that feeling a lot.
CSO: >I'd go with flattery.<
CSO: >It's always better to feed your ego.<
CED: I can get behind that.
CDA: «:: You'll get behind anything that puts out, you slut. ::»
CDA: «:: Like a fucking dog. ::»
CDA: ❝Ä mönth änd ïts ä dëäl.❞
CDA: «:: Tvvo vveeks. ::»
CDA: ❝Önë mönth.❞
CDA: «:: Tvvo and a half. ::»
CED: I would not bang a dog.
CDA: ❝Önë mönth.❞
CED: Closest I've come is you.
CDA: ❝përïgrëë*❞
CDA: «:: One month! ::»
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] perigee*! --
CDA: ❝Önë änd ä hälf përïgrëës.❞
CDA: «:: T-THAT'S NOT HOVV THIS VVORKS! ::»
CSO: >Damn. You two are all the entertainment I need.<
-- CURRENT exponentialDownfall [CED] laughs out loud --
CDA: ❝Dö ÿöü wänt thät fückïng bülgë ön ä sïlvër plättër ör nöt.❞
CDA: «:: ...... ::»
CED: Oh that's all she wants.
CDA: «:: One and a quarter! ::»
CDA: ❝twö përïgrëës.❞
CDA: «:: ONE. PERIGEE.. ::»
CDA: ❝Twö përïgrëës, täkë ït ör lëävë ït.❞
CDA: «:: No! ::»
CDA: ❝Güëss whö ïsn't gëttïng tö thïrd bäsë bëförë Ï rïp ït öff thën.❞
CDA: «:: I do /not/ vvant to get to third base vvith him! ::»
CDA: ❝Whö säïd änÿthïng äböüt ÿöü.❞
CDA: ❝Wäÿ tö gët dëfënsïvë thöügh.❞
CDA: ❝Mäÿbë ÿöü dö wänt thät bülgë tö ÿöürsëlf.❞
CSO: >I bet she does.<
CED: Obviously.
CED: Anyone who couldn't suss out that undertone needs to get checked in for a lobotomy.
CDA: ❝Äftër Ï rïp ït öff Ï cän gïvë ït tö ÿöü för än ëxträ 200 höw döës thät söünd?❞
CED: ...
CED: You do still owe us 800, don't forget about that, Kikiva.
-- CURRENT dogmaticAristocrat [CDA] brb --
CDA: «:: I do NOT ovve you 800. ::»
CDA: «:: I did not agree to this. ::»
CED: No. He does.
CDA: «:: Oh. ::»
CDA: «:: VVell, that. ::»
CDA: «:: Yeah! ::»
-- CURRENT exponentialDownfall [CED] idly makes a mental note to start bringing a steel cup when he comes around --
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] swiftly kicks ED in the nads --
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] except not really --
-- CURRENT exponentialDownfall [CED] IS ACROSS THE ROOM --
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] is damn good at that --
-- CURRENT exponentialDownfall [CED] THAT IS ONE SWIFT KICK --
-- CURRENT dauntlessAdvocate [CDA] yes --
-- CURRENT dogmaticAristocrat [CDA] ahemokay --
CDA: ❝Sö nö bülgë för ÿöü thën.❞
CDA: ❝gïvïng ÿöü mönëÿ för thë fückïng döör büt thäts ït.❞
CDA: «:: Fine. ::»