Harpyon

<?php

// -HP-'s leet signature script. ftw

// array containing all the quotes. each index is a sub-array with one entry for each "saying"
$quotes = array(

array(
"<JatGoodwin> oh fuck, i think i ate a spring for my multitool.",
"<HP_> you think you..ate it?",
"<JatGoodwin> well, im cleaning one of my multitools right now... and i set a pile of oreos right next to it.. and i think i ate a little sping",
),
array(
"<Moose> I didn't know how to divide when I was in 9th grade.",
"<Anticept> im one of those guys that could do algebra in the first grade",
"<JatGoodwin> i'm one of those guys that threw rocks at the girls in first grade",
),
array(
"l3ull: Sorry, I got \"occupied\"",
"-HP-: occupied? does that include your girlfriend? ^^",
"l3ull: I'll leave that to your imagination",
),
array(
"<R0x0r`> dude i need some help",
"<R0x0r`> adv ballsocket wont work :/",
"<Anticept> it requires balls",
"<Anticept> which you dont have",
),
array(
"<Gmanmik> i don't like racial idiots",
"<Gmanmik> being italian is no excuse for bad english",
"<Gmanmik> i copy this",
"<Gmanmik> i can send to this idiots a simple virus to take up VERY FAST your pin",
),
array(
"Black Phoenix: Wire mod was replaced by a giant pancake",
),
array(
"<Foss> you can't scrape wolfram",
"(...)",
"<HP> .wolfram 5*6",
"<FailBot> Result: 30",
),
array(
"<Black_Phoenix> I have more hobbies than this washing machine microcontroller has pins",
),
array(
"<Anticept> DAMNIT HP",
"<Anticept> i cracked my screen because i smashed a shoe against it",
"<Anticept> thanks to your bug",
),
array(
"<Azrael-> oh man i remember learning german through the medium of song",
"<Azrael-> siebenmal in der woche ich habe hausaufgaben",
"<TomyLobo> that sucks for you",
"<TomyLobo> habe ich*",
"<Azrael-> ich kann nicht deutsch",
"<TomyLobo> s/nicht/kein/",
"<Azrael-> ich care nicht",
),
array(
"<ryland> hi",
"<JatGoodwin> nou",
"<ryland> nou?",
"<JatGoodwin> NOU MOTHER FUCKER!",
"<ryland> ok...",
),
array(
"<ryland> how does one become a moderator?",
"<HP_> you sex flux",
"<Azrael-> ryland: that question isn't really relevant considering that you're the asker, is it?",
"<Azrael-> It's a complicated affair. It involves sacrificing an eagle at one point.",
"<Matte_> I assraped flux",
"<Azrael-> And not just any eagle, mind you.",
"<Anticept> and giving me blowjobs.",
),
array(
"<Anticept> now see ryland, bull... bull was a different story",
"<Anticept> he became a moderator in a way you DONT want to know",
"<Anticept> but note it involves a toothbrush, a ruler, and a tire.",
"<Bull> Damn don't tell him that anti",
),
);

// randomize it
shuffle($quotes);

// font and image size
$font = 3;
$width = 600;
$height = 0;

// height is dynamic based on needed lines
foreach($quotes[0] as $line)
{
        // word wrap the line
        $line = explode("\n", wordwrap(trim($line), floor($width / imagefontwidth($font)), "\n", true));
        $height = $height + imagefontheight($font)*count($line);
}

// create the image and define colors
$image = imageCreate($width, $height);
$colorback = imageColorAllocate($image, 0, 0, 0);
$colorfore = imageColorAllocate($image, rand(1,255), rand(1,255), rand(1,255));

// fill it with black. which becomes transparent
imageFilledRectangle($image, 0, 0, $width, $height, $colorback);

// draw the lines of the first quote (which is random because of shuffle)
$i = 0;
foreach($quotes[0] as $line)
{
        $line = explode("\n", wordwrap(trim($line), floor($width / imagefontwidth($font)), "\n", true));
        foreach($line as $text)
        {
                imagestring($image, $font, 0, $i, $text, $colorfore);
                $i += imagefontheight($font);
        }
}

imageInterlace($image, 1);
imageColorTransparent($image, $colorback);

header("Content-type:  image/png");
imagepng($image);

?>